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  • @williamruiz9186
    @williamruiz9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    Me: pays for TH-cam premium so I don’t get ads
    Also me: watches ads willingly

    • @personNeven
      @personNeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Why would you even buy TH-cam premium
      When you can just have a ad block
      But when a person with premium watches a youtuber the TH-camr gets more money so that's a reason

    • @williamruiz9186
      @williamruiz9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@personNeven so that’s definitely a reason, I like supporting TH-camrs while getting a something out of it, but the problem with ad blocker is I don’t think it works on mobile app.
      But I also get TH-cam music which is way better than Spotify

    • @personNeven
      @personNeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@williamruiz9186 fair

    • @frostdash-aviation
      @frostdash-aviation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @captainchris2
      @captainchris2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too lol

  • @firestrikegaming7345
    @firestrikegaming7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    iPad : trying to be a laptop
    Surface : trying to be a tablet

  • @cosmos64_
    @cosmos64_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    I love how poorly these aged

    • @lucasnielsen2802
      @lucasnielsen2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Literally aged like milk

    • @cosmos64_
      @cosmos64_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yet they're still making them

    • @user-wn3gz6rm9k
      @user-wn3gz6rm9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cosmos64_ where?

    • @Kyle-un3ei
      @Kyle-un3ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-wn3gz6rm9k th-cam.com/video/1yiDvKqRMgo/w-d-xo.html

    • @user-wn3gz6rm9k
      @user-wn3gz6rm9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kyle-un3ei its not bai apple

  • @manyatapawagi1656
    @manyatapawagi1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    fun fact: apple really makes the magic keyboard after this ad!

    • @beautifulgoodnessamv5792
      @beautifulgoodnessamv5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They did😵

    • @khubaibb.1
      @khubaibb.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not Good

    • @kristinstevens7836
      @kristinstevens7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And the apple pen

    • @faithful.roblox
      @faithful.roblox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes and dragged

    • @tiredofallthiscrap
      @tiredofallthiscrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Apple IS mad bc microsoft replaced ipad with surface without permission so they copy them and took the L when they where the most tablets sold

  • @mashedpotato.
    @mashedpotato. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4935

    Me: *gets annoyed over having to sit through two ads before a video*
    Also me: *willingly watches 8 minutes of ads*

    • @yahshuasaves3726
      @yahshuasaves3726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Because you wanted it.
      You didn’t want those extra ads.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get Adblock dumbass

    • @flights9120
      @flights9120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s because those ads are the annoying ads

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's a psychological thing. You didn't want ads on the videos you normally watch but since this is all ads you're fine with it.

    • @mashedpotato.
      @mashedpotato. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamen Snootdroop lmao yeah, it was something that caught my interest. Either way, the comment wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, just fun and games lol

  • @vlabla9063
    @vlabla9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    It's funny because most of Microsoft products in this video are now either dead or doesn't sell well.

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      yet they were so much better and cheaper

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Microsoft Surface is still on the market, please no r/woooosh

    • @kefyrass
      @kefyrass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      RJ Joson r/wash

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kefyrass www.reddit.com/r/wash/

    • @Spartan-ek8ih
      @Spartan-ek8ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marketing

  • @petervitols8016
    @petervitols8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Apple: I literally dominate the marketplace and have premium phones, tablets and whatnot
    Microsoft: I have a kick stand

    • @rehatsingh456
      @rehatsingh456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And they still think kick stands are relevant to this day

    • @coolname.
      @coolname. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They ride on that damn kick stand in every ad it’s so funny it’s like they say kickstand boom owned

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rehatsingh456 man. these ads are pretty old. look at when this is uploaded

    • @rehatsingh456
      @rehatsingh456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alduinfr they still sell their tablets with kick stands and they even specifically point it out in ads.

    • @friesguy2403
      @friesguy2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      where are you looking at. Apple Marketplaces and Smartphones?? That was an ad about Tablets.

  • @aayanmahajan7685
    @aayanmahajan7685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    That one Microsoft guy: it was *a dark* and stormy day

    • @gabethecool
      @gabethecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah lol

    • @temo1613
      @temo1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Windows XP be real quiet since this came out

    • @sen3782
      @sen3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And (:
      with the stylus

    • @-jessytb
      @-jessytb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Scbalq ​ On days like these, kids like you...

    • @_defined
      @_defined 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I TOO SEED IT

  • @PCReloaded
    @PCReloaded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Did they predict the Apple pencil?
    Microsoft : "Do you have a Stylus?"
    Apple : "Not at the moment"

  • @nicholasware6085
    @nicholasware6085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8518

    Did I just see 8 minutes of ads?

    • @jimwakelin1906
      @jimwakelin1906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Yes..
      You're the one who clicked on the video

    • @joshuarobinson5500
      @joshuarobinson5500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You're*

    • @janzugic6798
      @janzugic6798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nicholas Ware 8 minutes and 23 seconds ;)

    • @gddevastating12
      @gddevastating12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a cheap smartass way to get revenue

    • @manlikeilyas
      @manlikeilyas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boom Games lol

  • @lucasrohrbach8906
    @lucasrohrbach8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Ah yes the days when microsoft wanted to convince everyone that cortana was actually good

    • @humha7613
      @humha7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's only one good Cortana and she's already met someone

    • @wuffiousmaximus4808
      @wuffiousmaximus4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@humha7613 She’s also “dead”. Or more rather became a different AI or whatever the hell Infinite is implying.

    • @tarragoni4161
      @tarragoni4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah nobody uses her everyone on computer and most likely mobile users turn it off

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tarragoni4161 she got removed from xbox becauee if someone had an Echoy mic you could shout hey cortana to activate it

  • @vibingwithjess9920
    @vibingwithjess9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    “We are ditching our iPhones.”
    *Cameraman stops recording.*
    “A deal is a deal where’s our money and can you give us back our phones now?”

    • @sale544
      @sale544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They bought iPhones about a a week later

    • @Sora-ug7wg
      @Sora-ug7wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @s1fusion246
      @s1fusion246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m dead 😂 😂 😂

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HTCs are utter garbage

    • @alexbroskin5120
      @alexbroskin5120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @redsruby
    @redsruby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    “We are ditching our iPhones,”
    *Yeah, right.*

    • @akicrystal8111
      @akicrystal8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      etruongs7 true now I’m using my 8 plus and my Samsung A 70

    • @thiviyansaravanamuthu4395
      @thiviyansaravanamuthu4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahahaha

    • @EtherealHamzeh
      @EtherealHamzeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @etruongs7 same

    • @wasdofficial368
      @wasdofficial368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah tru probably got a samsung 3 weeks later

    • @agzephyr656
      @agzephyr656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @etruongs7 i feel your pain. And it hurts alot.

  • @please_put_name4838
    @please_put_name4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "were diching our iphones"
    CUT!
    "ok can i have my phone back?"

    • @muzikant56
      @muzikant56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NO YOU CANT GET IT BACK YOU GOT robbed

    • @muzikant56
      @muzikant56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After the set god dammit i just got robetd

    • @owen323
      @owen323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean it did say "real people"

    • @austriankangaroo
      @austriankangaroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@owen323 of course:)

    • @leonardonelson9852
      @leonardonelson9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those are definitely actors.

  • @blasterdot7219
    @blasterdot7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Android: I should never do an ad about mocking of my enemy, it will cause all of its army to attack me.
    Microsoft:

    • @omerarfan
      @omerarfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Google did make fun of apple lol

    • @omerarfan
      @omerarfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @haha yes yea

    • @fizzypopex
      @fizzypopex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and yet microsoft almost always fails :/

    • @papi1999
      @papi1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fizzypopex you gots lots to learn then

    • @relyucc1345
      @relyucc1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      apple doesnt adress the outside world to establish exclusivity its very genius but also kinda screwed up

  • @jerrygreenest
    @jerrygreenest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “I only have one speaker, and I’m sitting on in”, - I felt that

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fnf moment

    • @duggingtech8036
      @duggingtech8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait you mean u dumb and u ass ur speaker??

    • @ian-checkmyaboutsection3961
      @ian-checkmyaboutsection3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Inamra_5672 the latest generations do, but not the iPhone used in the ad

    • @Lol5967
      @Lol5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Inamra_5672 actually all iPhones have one except from the iPhone 4 and 4s, the speaker holes on the left side of new iPhones are just for decoration.

    • @Lol5967
      @Lol5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Inamra_5672 how. I have an iPhone 6s and the speaker is only on one side.

  • @RajeshGupta-gg6io
    @RajeshGupta-gg6io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Laptops 5 years ago: Intel Core I5 and Intel score I3
    Laptops now: INTEL CELERON AND INTEL PENTIUM

    • @hauber1169
      @hauber1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My Laptop is from 2013/2014 and it has A Intel Celeron Processor the model is a AKOYA THE TOUCH

    • @daviddipasquale586
      @daviddipasquale586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Blame Intel for that... That's why AMD is far more better

    • @commandercanary1401
      @commandercanary1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intel atom

    • @justsomerandompersononthei2595
      @justsomerandompersononthei2595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine has Core i5, just that base speed is slow as hell. Linux made is faster, though.

    • @goldbeni
      @goldbeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ean Elijah De Guzman nah intel is better at gaming and amd is more optomized for anything else

  • @AliumMoAnn
    @AliumMoAnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    They're getting Apple back for their "Get a Mac" ads

    • @josueanaya
      @josueanaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like. Stop it. Get some help

    • @AliumMoAnn
      @AliumMoAnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micheal Jordan lol what?

    • @TheHarshTag
      @TheHarshTag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Except these ads are much worse and far more desperate.

    • @AliumMoAnn
      @AliumMoAnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheHarshShow Those Get a Mac ads though...fucking timeless...RIP Steve Jobs

    • @shapes9495
      @shapes9495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      very desperate also cowardly as soon as steve jobs died

  • @user-lm8ig7os2k
    @user-lm8ig7os2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Hey Siri, can you do that?"
    *Windows phones shut down after zero sales*
    "I can't do that"

    • @Riyozsu
      @Riyozsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts!

    • @mohomonkey9906
      @mohomonkey9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muqxxt they will still sell iPhones cause of the i sheep

    • @00SNIVY00
      @00SNIVY00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muqxxt Ah, yes, I can see it in the declining iPhone sales over the past couple years.

    • @nirmaladeenathayalan1355
      @nirmaladeenathayalan1355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow fellow thamizhan nice to see you here!!!

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Damn they really thought that built-in stand was going to be the winner.

    • @johnnyapplesmith
      @johnnyapplesmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was cringing hard at that, it is not what people want, I don't want something like that built in, I would rather buy an extension.

    • @ch.illmatic
      @ch.illmatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@johnnyapplesmith you'd rather spend money on an extension then just get it included with the system...?

    • @user-rd6uc2sf6i
      @user-rd6uc2sf6i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ch.illmatic He's an Apple Genius

  • @hfxz
    @hfxz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    The ironic thing is Microsoft didn’t survive it

    • @ihx.19
      @ihx.19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmaoo 💀

    • @Termsofseve
      @Termsofseve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      jo e in laptop/convertible market yes, in tablet market no

    • @Termsofseve
      @Termsofseve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jo e it’s beaten by the iPad in the tablet market. Not a lot of consumers consider surface when buying a tablet

    • @Termsofseve
      @Termsofseve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jo e exactly, so the surface fails at the tablet market

    • @Termsofseve
      @Termsofseve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jo e Yes. What point are you even trying to make?

  • @dylanchadderton1
    @dylanchadderton1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I wonder if that family still uses Windows Phones...probably not.

    • @linka3177
      @linka3177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I do have a Windows Phone… I bought it because I had bad experiences with Android and I'm too poor for an iPhone. Also the Lumia I bought is a good phone for its price. It wasn't that bad at first, but now even Microsoft doesn't care about it and there's basically NO APPS. No Snapchat, no Pokémon Go… Messenger, Instagram, and even Skype (which is made by Microsoft) lack most functionality… I'm getting and Android phone soon because I heard they got better.

    • @linka3177
      @linka3177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thewarrockown
      Nah, but close - I have a 620. It's an old budget phone, I know.

    • @mauroangst
      @mauroangst 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those plastic phones, with that horrible operative system.

    • @mauroangst
      @mauroangst 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thewarrockown it still sucks

    • @kw1ksh0t
      @kw1ksh0t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      125,000 apps. Woooow

  • @markius_9
    @markius_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    imagine comparing a fresh device to a 4 year old one

    • @suryansh4733
      @suryansh4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      these ads were from ages ago when both products were new.

    • @vizender
      @vizender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@suryansh4733 not really, but…

    • @vizender
      @vizender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @_. wow you made a great argument here !
      Now would you mind saying something interesting ?

    • @Xtra2831
      @Xtra2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vizender i do!

    • @anarkuu
      @anarkuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vizender ... you serious? All you've said is 'not really, but...'

  • @AshiqurRahman
    @AshiqurRahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    We know Windows is good but you need to make hardware like apple does

    • @StudioZal
      @StudioZal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Macos is better

    • @gamingcat668
      @gamingcat668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Apple hardware isnt even that good.
      Its alr but for 1.4k you can get double the amount of specs

    • @StudioZal
      @StudioZal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@gamingcat668 m1 is really good

    • @gamingcat668
      @gamingcat668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@StudioZal also super expensive while you can get the same for half the money

    • @StudioZal
      @StudioZal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gamingcat668 its not that expensive

  • @dylan173961
    @dylan173961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "It has 125.000 apps".
    Fuck off, you don't even have a real TH-cam App.

    • @embrylastname8617
      @embrylastname8617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kindle doesn't have actual TH-cam too lol

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Blame Google, not MS

    • @DylanSWatson
      @DylanSWatson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so ture

    •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It had and people say that it was even better than official google's youtube app. But then google blocked Microsoft's API for youtube so they can not acces it in their apps.

    • @LongAct94
      @LongAct94 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf

  • @jlo8863
    @jlo8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    in 2019
    A: Where's the Window phone now?
    B: He's meeting with Steve Jobs.

  • @airozyte1709
    @airozyte1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *We are ditching our IPhones*
    2 years later: *Microsoft ends production for windows phone due to lack of sales*

  • @hoatruonglequynh9888
    @hoatruonglequynh9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Microsoft: making fun of Apple
    Apple: view everything and pay back with real improvements

    • @Dottorilla
      @Dottorilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah iPad 8th gen is now like 329 and the best tablet at price and higher and has keyboard support and lightning adapter for more ports
      So at $329-500(128 and keyboard) it's a solid work horse for stuff that me as a Android guy debating to get one

    • @berreyl1689
      @berreyl1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dottorilla yoh you should have just get the refurbished iPad Pro, much more better

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can your Apple product play angry birds?

    • @berreyl1689
      @berreyl1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InnerEagle yessir

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InnerEagle literally everything has angry birds

  • @ivinvirus1271
    @ivinvirus1271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Does it have stylus?" "Not yet..." *Apple Releases Apple Pencile*

    • @ivinvirus1271
      @ivinvirus1271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @nooder1927
      @nooder1927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      **Costs 100 bucks**

    • @samuelw01
      @samuelw01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not a stylus, it's called an accessory.

    • @nabhanq
      @nabhanq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Man Who Stalks You thats like saying its not a dildo its a toy

    • @samuelw01
      @samuelw01 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also forgot to mention that the pencil is for drawing on the iPad pro, therefore it would suck without a pencil.

  • @ColonelLucario
    @ColonelLucario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Microsoft :
    "The Tablet that can replace your laptop"
    Apple :
    "Your next computer is not a computer" [it's the iPad]

    • @zortraxtheprotogen881
      @zortraxtheprotogen881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1. Those ads are from 2015
      2. iPad doesn't has function keys

    • @mdahsenmirza2536
      @mdahsenmirza2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn't apple say themselves?
      Their tablet is not a computer. Guess I'll have to wait for 3 more years

    • @paristath6773
      @paristath6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zortraxtheprotogen881 they literally run a mobile operating system, since when have you used function keys in a mobile operating system?

    • @fdfdfdfdsfds
      @fdfdfdfdsfds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not just hardware software too

    • @koalapop376
      @koalapop376 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laptop with touchscreen isn't a tablet and a so powerful tablet isn't a computer 😂
      So, a good computer (Windows or Mac) is better than the Surface or the iPad. But if you want a complement, iPad(Or maybe Samsung Tablet with S Pen) would be better than Surface.
      In conclusion, Surface sucks...

  • @basti1623
    @basti1623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I love how Microsoft failed over and over to compete against Apple.

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wouldn’t say failed, as they are one of the biggest companies in the world. And are Industry standard, in most area they compete.
      remember Apple use to be a major player in home computers and tried to make a home game console. Both industries Microsoft knocked them out of.
      Also the art industry Apple is losing ground to Microsoft as well.
      Apple is just kind of a phone and phone accessory company now.

    • @basti1623
      @basti1623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@RusticRonnie I don’t agree. Apple is revolutionizing the tech industry with the M1 chip right now - whether it’s about tablets, notebooks or desktop computers.
      And then we have Microsoft. They had a chance - and failed. The Windows-Phone? Dead. The Surface Studio? Also dead. The Surface Pro is doing kinda okay I guess but also loses against the MacBook.
      I don’t really know what you mean with art industry, in my section (Architecture and Design), they are the bigger player.

    • @AyaanJaved233
      @AyaanJaved233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea Microsoft surface failed, but windows 10 and 7 did not fail cuz its still more popular than Mac os

    • @stormcroc1384
      @stormcroc1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AyaanJaved233 well that’s because windows 7 and 10 support third party laptops
      whereas Mac doesn’t

    • @andrewluo3792
      @andrewluo3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @cookie monster Flexing money on the $1000 Macbook that has better performance than any surface at that price point?

  • @usfolk.
    @usfolk. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the fact that window phones are dead

  • @VXFluff
    @VXFluff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    microsoft really tries to trash talk siri / apple

    • @TheGunman889
      @TheGunman889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if you have tried google now or cortana you will see how much more accurate they are omg

    • @VXFluff
      @VXFluff 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i have

    • @ChuckNORRlS
      @ChuckNORRlS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should try google allo , it's amazing

    • @juanmario
      @juanmario 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      right

    • @weebsabix7114
      @weebsabix7114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cortana isnt even that good

  • @ravon
    @ravon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3734

    Microsoft making fun of apple for 8 minutes straight

    • @populargamer1740
      @populargamer1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very true

    • @populargamer1740
      @populargamer1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But they are using the old apple products by now Apple has advanced and so has a android

    • @gladosthegiant5761
      @gladosthegiant5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is quite fair, as these ads are from around 2015, apple updated their products after these ads. and still windows/surface stayed better, I own a surface pro 3, and surface GO love them!!

    • @gladosthegiant5761
      @gladosthegiant5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SnowySkies What does fortnite have anything to do with microsoft?

    • @gladosthegiant5761
      @gladosthegiant5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@populargamer1740 Actually, windows has evolved just as much, Apple is running into a critical problem, they will soon have to develop a new CPU, the A8 mobile cpu apple uses in all iPads/iPods/iPhones, is becoming surpassed. Even just on the assesment of tablet performance, the surface has far more powerful CPU/RAM/GPU then all android/iOS tablets on the market, The surface is, and was designed to be a laptop, in a tablet form.

  • @jackf1841
    @jackf1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Apple M1 chip: Joined the chat
    Microsoft: Left the chat

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Microsoft: All that power, and yet you still don't have an do-it-all device.

    • @dy7296
      @dy7296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Windows emulation has joined the chat

    • @Caroban
      @Caroban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      New exynos joined the chat
      Ryzen joined the chat
      Apple M1 disconnected from the chat
      Intel left the chat
      Apple M2 joined the chat
      Apple A Chip left the chat

    • @Caroban
      @Caroban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @User Isheep joined the chat

    • @Caroban
      @Caroban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @User A14 disconnected
      A14 left the game
      A14 Is overheating
      Wait what
      Oh no

  • @soulmusic6530
    @soulmusic6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only if windows could provide the smooth experience of apple than all these ads would be true

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    Apple vs Microsoft is the equivalent to Playstation vs Xbox and Coke vs Pepsi
    In the end, who cares lmao

    • @edgyboi8767
      @edgyboi8767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Can you stop terrorizing the comment sections

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache and for the mobile market it is Apple vs Android

    • @Dyshn
      @Dyshn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      who cares. everything you chose is the best and your opinion

    • @noahscrofani3105
      @noahscrofani3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one because Apple won

    • @polarbear7
      @polarbear7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ford Vs Ferrari 😂😂

  • @LosloTypical
    @LosloTypical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    The Microsoft surface is extremely underrated and it is way underpriced.

    • @SuiYo
      @SuiYo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sick one m9

    • @RizLazey
      @RizLazey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol its not about the os, its about ur pc specs bruh, for better cod gameplay i reccomend using pcs since they have better specs rather than this tablet+laptop combo

    • @SuiYo
      @SuiYo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** #TeamSurface

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or the iPad is overpriced.

    • @lordv1le859
      @lordv1le859 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're not the same thing

  • @06ek
    @06ek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know those people are professional actors when the ads say they’re real people

  • @mohammedsaifsayyed9997
    @mohammedsaifsayyed9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Its so funny watching these ads and seeing Microsoft fail so miserably

    • @kaanfreakin5429
      @kaanfreakin5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude are you an apple fan they advertise like this because they lost apple on tablets you know windows that made microsoft microsoft and apple mac never came close to windows

    • @catpluhhh
      @catpluhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaanfreakin5429 He was obsessed enough I use Windows for everyday use, Macs Are Decent type of OS. but i presumably use Windows or Linux because it has more freedom.

    • @catpluhhh
      @catpluhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MS Surface keeps better and better m8.

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fail? almost everyone on pc/laptop used windows(which is made by microsoft). do you think microsoft only made phones?

  • @mar234
    @mar234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Cortana: Siri, what can you remember?
    Siri: I remember when I was the only talking phone
    That one was good lol

  • @Changizkhan
    @Changizkhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    The cringe when you use both products and know which is better for what.

    • @Changizkhan
      @Changizkhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      X-Blade butt hurt much? How so?

    • @Changizkhan
      @Changizkhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      X-Blade ok, how am I the cringe thing here? I am unable to understand.

    • @maxiqwee6860
      @maxiqwee6860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @dsp4392
      @dsp4392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ie. Windows is better for everything?

    • @maxiqwee6860
      @maxiqwee6860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dsp4 Not for tablet things

  • @limitedlunar3954
    @limitedlunar3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Its funny how Microsoft tries to compete with Apple even though Apple is busy with the Android battle.

  • @coolclips9007
    @coolclips9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Does the texting thing work?" "Naw not always" 10/10 acting. How did you even get to film them in the first place Mircrosoft

  • @AlexisGargaloni
    @AlexisGargaloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:42 is maybe one of the most hilarious moment. The guy literally can’t move the window

    • @ben24763
      @ben24763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha good to see someone else notice the window drag fail. What an embarrassment

    • @Cytron2.0
      @Cytron2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      0:50 Windows 8.1 error sound

    • @jose-yq6jt
      @jose-yq6jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was just me 😳

    • @Snaggyflyer
      @Snaggyflyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @AbdelMohhamedHansen
    @AbdelMohhamedHansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    0:01 flashback to gta san andreas

    • @yonglixiepop
      @yonglixiepop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh sht, here we go again

    • @b3standre95
      @b3standre95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Worst place in the world. Redmond Heights Microsoft country. I ain’t represented the Mac since five years, but Cortana won’t give a sheeeeeet

    • @user-lg3uh1qk6q
      @user-lg3uh1qk6q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Русский

    • @henryvincent5188
      @henryvincent5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yonglixiepop shit*

  • @saidafzalsaydivaliyev6039
    @saidafzalsaydivaliyev6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    now apple have an M1 chip, magic keyboard, apple pencil, and thunderbolt ;)

    • @Luchator89
      @Luchator89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they copied Microsoft

  • @alexgithiora6228
    @alexgithiora6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who's laughing now M1 on the iPad. Beat that Microsoft🙀😂😂😂

    • @sidpoke
      @sidpoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surface was ARM before apple made it cool..

    • @Spike_104
      @Spike_104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess what they can't do that

    • @HappyMarshmallowGamingComedy
      @HappyMarshmallowGamingComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sidpoke Oh yes, the same arm surface that was laggy, glitchy and couldn't run any apps or games

    • @djekrom3286
      @djekrom3286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappyMarshmallowGamingComedy I work at a tech store and remember having many customer complaints about their surface having a problem

    • @alexgithiora6228
      @alexgithiora6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sidpoke It was a goood try that they failed in

  • @itsoriginalcy1883
    @itsoriginalcy1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    *is this just 8 minutes of Microsoft roasting Apple?*

    • @Yes-qj1kf
      @Yes-qj1kf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @VIRUS TERRITORY are you sure about that?

    • @reggin867
      @reggin867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @VIRUS TERRITORY but when they do cost more. They have integrated gpu, more rams, touch screen, detachable screen and a stylus support

    • @tankianfan9000
      @tankianfan9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually sometimes Cortana and siri become friends I think

    • @sugarkittymorecutieangiega2045
      @sugarkittymorecutieangiega2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Windows tablet wins
      PeRFecT fOR plAyiNG Minecraft Java and making digital art with my left hand

    • @RoyalFlushYT
      @RoyalFlushYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VIRUS TERRITORY I still have that phone.

  • @studentman2429
    @studentman2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Microsoft: Do you have a stylus.
    Steve Jobs: Who wants a stylus?!

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nobody. Fingertaps ftw.

    • @Nothing-qs4gj
      @Nothing-qs4gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@KandiKlover Apple Fan. Who uses there "Finger" to draw? Do you know how hard it is? Dumbass

    • @GregCalleja
      @GregCalleja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Last time I remember, Steve said the stylus would happen over his dead body.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You have to put them away and you'll lose 'em ugh! Nobody wants a Stylus."

    • @coalbach3996
      @coalbach3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who wants a stylus?! Now we have the apple pencil!

  • @piurtv
    @piurtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Let's just go back to reading... ...Actually, don't read that." is my favorite joke on all these ads.

  • @hw2007
    @hw2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:57 No one gonna talk about how he wrote dairy and stormy DAY??

  • @hanro50
    @hanro50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I am getting a feeling of MS taking some revenge on Apple here for those old Mac vs PC advertisements

    • @procraft352
      @procraft352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      me too its funny how they hit hard too ^^

    • @gerzytet
      @gerzytet 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      For d. F. Ann XD v n"MZephyr

    • @zephr.4259
      @zephr.4259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Craig White did you call me?

    • @AllThoughts3rased
      @AllThoughts3rased 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PC and Android are wayy better than apples underpowered and overpriced products

  • @elmo724
    @elmo724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    *its an awkward moment when you love apple, and Microsoft.*

    • @mrsonicblah1
      @mrsonicblah1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m just sitting here with an iPhone but with a Windows PC - I love both.
      Apple make good phones.
      Microsoft make good systems.

    • @SirReddit
      @SirReddit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mrsonicblah1 Macs are good too

    • @strawtifulbonnie9363
      @strawtifulbonnie9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can relate....

    • @Stereo6400
      @Stereo6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SirReddit nah man windows is where it’s at. Microsoft is actually right with that one, macs may be sleek but they can’t run any programs.

    • @SirReddit
      @SirReddit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Stereo6400 if you're a programmer, then Mac's are superior due to the Unix terminal. Besides, the gestures and great trackpad as well as a good desktop system allows for better productivity. This is coming from someone that has used both operating systems.

  • @BrightWolfMaster
    @BrightWolfMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Watching this video while knowing that the iPad Pro exists now really bugs me 😂

  • @yanzvid
    @yanzvid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:50 lol he got an error

  • @nicholasthoennes7225
    @nicholasthoennes7225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Oh my shit, literally no one in the entire fucking world owns a Windows phone... Except for unicorns, oh wait... They don't exist, nevermind.

    • @nicholasthoennes7225
      @nicholasthoennes7225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plus Android kicks ass...

    • @nicholasthoennes7225
      @nicholasthoennes7225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for proving my point that Windows Phones are the lesser of the three phone os's...

    • @lucabeckr
      @lucabeckr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Microsoft said that Windows Phone is going to be canceled within the next few months. I've used one for a year but then I switched to iOS. In my opinion the OS isn't as bad as a lot people think. Especially the controls are quite intuitive but the low number of high quality apps killed it.
      What a pity.

    • @freaksey
      @freaksey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      windows phone got canceled. This means Windows Phone 8. Windows 10 isn't called windows phone anymore. It's "Windows 10 Mobil" which was not canceled. But yeah, i switched to android cause of the missing apps.

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That data is from today or back when the ad came out?

  • @Sabuby
    @Sabuby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Did i just watch 8 minutes of Microsoft making fun of Apple?

  • @kikorro555
    @kikorro555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how Microsoft makes ads comparing their products with apple products literally iPad 1 vs Surface Pro 13 xDDDD

    • @wheezel55
      @wheezel55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      surface pro 13 isn't 13th gen smart guy

    • @drami518
      @drami518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then what is it? 13 bananas?

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *"Do you still think I am pretty?"* 😂😂

  • @gphysco
    @gphysco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    A few years later
    “iPad is the best seller”
    “Windows ...... “

    • @dume3693
      @dume3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U mean Android

    • @gphysco
      @gphysco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      weird shield well the ad shows windows but yea

    • @luvyou2
      @luvyou2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      disappear

    • @iqf3493
      @iqf3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      weird shield nope

    • @cupcakecupcake5360
      @cupcakecupcake5360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Linux is win windows is not

  • @dracoace969
    @dracoace969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    0:49 "no body buys the surface" that seems close to the truth

    • @pawelpow
      @pawelpow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s funny how I respect these Ads by Microsoft because that is their strategy but this just felt like they were salty that apple is just more successful... Especially after Microsoft failure. They should really stick to Windows and Office

    • @jvigel2101
      @jvigel2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they are sucessful tho

    • @Ravi-ey5if
      @Ravi-ey5if 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna buy a surface seems like worth it and cheaper then ipads

    • @dracoace969
      @dracoace969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ravi-ey5if but the truth is the prices are about the same. If you are using it for like regullar tablet and sometimes need to do some work with keyboard. Than surface would be ok i believe, but if you are a student and want to do some hand writing. I really suggest you to buy ipad. I tried both and the accuracy is so much better than surface

    • @jvigel2101
      @jvigel2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ravi-ey5if if you want a laptop that can be a mediocre tablet, get surface. If you want a tablet that can be a mediocre laptop get iPad. IPad keyboards are pretty bad tho ngl. 300 for magic, horrible viewing adjustments, and bad quality. It looks cool, but not practical. I'd rather go with the surface.

  • @thepoopooman8414
    @thepoopooman8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Apple: *i remember when i was the only phone that can talk*

  • @randomknowledgeperson2872
    @randomknowledgeperson2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Let’s get back to reading
    Oh no don’t read that”
    Lmao why is that so true

    • @paristath6773
      @paristath6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is nobody talking about Microsoft?

  • @ahammedyaseen1580
    @ahammedyaseen1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    " Losers focus on Winners,Winners focus on Winning"

    • @jvigel2101
      @jvigel2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mac VS pc ads exist

    • @yes.....
      @yes..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @giocabral9903
      @giocabral9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Raymond Morales But a terrible OS today. ArcaOS is the current continuation of the IBM OS/2.

    • @scubadeer
      @scubadeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that, Apple have hardly ever compared themselves to the competition, Samsung and Microsoft always compare themselves to Apple.

    • @visenya1664
      @visenya1664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All these OS’s are terrible
      Switch to Linux, Arch Linux.

  • @hearts4caro
    @hearts4caro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    2:15 lmao that guy never denies that the surface isn't being sold. he just changes the topic 😂

    • @robkam643400
      @robkam643400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And it still isn't. Microsoft just closed all their retail stores, and my dad just switched from a touchscreen PC to an iPad because the touchscreen experience is so much better.
      ' real programs ' sounds like a plus until you see none of them are touchscreen optimized, making it useless.

    • @peacekeeper7317
      @peacekeeper7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that video might be made by yahoo

    • @oscarcyber3308
      @oscarcyber3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robkam643400 it still could perform real programs unlike those limited iPads(although the recent gen is been great),I don't think many people will considering switching to a limited brick just because the touchscreen isn't nice

    • @oscarcyber3308
      @oscarcyber3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robkam643400 touchscreen only?Can it run Adobe After effects? Adobe Animate? If your dad is finding a brick that is only for PowerPoint,Media consumption and porn maybe the iPad is a good choice,Microsoft still has fatty bezels

    • @oscarcyber3308
      @oscarcyber3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robkam643400 Microsoft closed all during the pandemic which makes sense,in the new normal its all about being social distancing and less human contact,they would prefer to make a presentation on how to fix your device rather than going there even though you're positive,it also saves them billions of dollars of labor cost and benefits,you could just check TH-cam instead of going to the store.also Microsoft is a rich company,if they're totally losing, they should've shut their stores earlier

  • @richardyudi1030
    @richardyudi1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6 years later
    Ipad pro is everywhere.
    Surface? I barely able to replace my surface pro 5 charger as nobody selling it.

    • @richardyudi1030
      @richardyudi1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kappagantula Chandrasekhar maybe. Why?

    • @richardyudi1030
      @richardyudi1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kappagantula Chandrasekhar oke, then buy me the pro5 charger. Im in Vietnam. I need my replacement. Do your research salty boi.

    • @richardyudi1030
      @richardyudi1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kappagantula Chandrasekhar yes prof. I don't care haha. You can argue you can tell anything, you can cry, but guess what? Nobody care.
      Kiss your surface as much as you want it. I'm selling my surface already and never regret it.
      Im not viatnemesse anyway. I worked there. I need something decent to do my work and ur comment isn't part of it.

  • @emojipark
    @emojipark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really thought Microsoft was gonna take over the phone market when the Lumia ad dropped

    • @macafadeal1
      @macafadeal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did. The city dump in Shenzen at one point was a majority share of Windows Phones.

  • @Human-lx2hs
    @Human-lx2hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    “It’s a full blown laptop..”
    iPad Pro: *Hold my Terabyte.*

    • @capt.heinrich6945
      @capt.heinrich6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Samsung Galaxy Tab S7: Hold my expandable storage

    • @Human-lx2hs
      @Human-lx2hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I’m pretty sure the samsung tablets were a fail anyways

    • @capt.heinrich6945
      @capt.heinrich6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Human-lx2hs yeah, but I'm still supporting them, since Ipad needs a competitor for its tablets. Not to start a debate.

    • @jatstudios2510
      @jatstudios2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IPad Pro: hold my keyboard, trackpad, case, Apple Pencil, and terabyte

    • @jatstudios2510
      @jatstudios2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ean Elijah De Guzman haha yep. I only have the iPad and pencil right now, but I’m planning to buy the keyboard soon, but MAN is it expensive

  • @FuneFox
    @FuneFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Plot twist:
    The people just accepted the windows phone challange to get a free phone and actually kept their iphones

  • @RebelDaGeneral
    @RebelDaGeneral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:38 "But you probably can't plug anything into it"
    *Macs in the future:* say less

  • @justananimefan1570
    @justananimefan1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I didn’t say apps, I said programs like real full programs”
    Ok Microsoft guy pretty sure a “Program”
    literally means anything coded for a device to run
    As per Wikipedia: “A computer program is a collection of instructions that can be executed by a computer to perform a specific task. A computer program is usually written by a computer programmer in a programming language.”

    • @francisboio
      @francisboio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also app and program are synonymous lmao

    • @francisboio
      @francisboio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @O K Oh ok, thanks correcting me. I'm not a software expert

    • @dheeru543
      @dheeru543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @O K what?? Which app doesn’t have software? Please give me an example. I’m genuinely surprised and want to know.

    • @dheeru543
      @dheeru543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @O K maybe I misunderstood you. Did you say apps don’t require software or they don’t need special software to run?

    • @ramarajuKannaa
      @ramarajuKannaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Francis you are actually in the correct path. Every app is a software aka computer program.

  • @apdushmin2334
    @apdushmin2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    2:46 "Do you have a stylus?"
    Steve: Who wants a stylus!?

  • @ethanc.7477
    @ethanc.7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Cortana: "What can you remember?"
    Siri: "I remember when i was the only talking phone"
    This got me dying 😂😂

    • @lolakola956
      @lolakola956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL😂

    • @leannesathiyaseelan5485
      @leannesathiyaseelan5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:26/8:00 I'm on that bit too halarias 😅😅😅😅

    • @rzor1911
      @rzor1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      apple sucks when we are talking about batteries lol

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite was:
      Siri: Let me turn on my GPS.
      Cortana: Why?
      Siri: Because I'm completely lost!
      HAHHA FUNNY FUNNY I AM SO GLAD I POST THIS IN THE COMMENTS HAHA!

  • @harathim614
    @harathim614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me talking to Cortana: Hey Siri.
    *0.00001 secs later*
    *A problem has been detected and windows has shut down.*
    Siri: *well I rule now!*

  • @Sheepy765.
    @Sheepy765. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still like how Cortana from the failure phone in the ads sounds like Cortana from the successful FPS

  • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
    @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Yes, and I'm sitting on it.

  • @TheOrangeType
    @TheOrangeType 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Does it have all the apps?"
    "It has over 120,000 apps!"
    "What about Snapchat? Tinder? Gmail? Google Maps? You know, the most popular apps?"
    "No it doesn't have any of those."

    • @Silentkiller2131
      @Silentkiller2131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      there are all of those .__.
      lel

    • @TheOrangeType
      @TheOrangeType 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just 75%?

    • @TheOrangeType
      @TheOrangeType 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, if only 75% of popular apps are on windows, thats 25% of the popular apps i'm missing so yeah, im probably going to need/want those popular apps.

    • @Icybubba
      @Icybubba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timber is on here, Snapchat can be left alone, outlook mail can connect to Gmail, and Windows Maps is just good

    • @ZepaniZeppos
      @ZepaniZeppos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True, but I still hate Apple

  • @zayyan5006
    @zayyan5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why the iPad now basically owns the tablet market

  • @BlueyTheProtogen
    @BlueyTheProtogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this on my Linux and then I switched to my iPhone when the phone ads popped up

  • @danielxplay2211
    @danielxplay2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Microsoft: Do you have a stylus
    Apple: Uh yeah for 90 dollars extra

    • @Ababilsutresna
      @Ababilsutresna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Good joke but i think it's a little bit outdated since the surface pen is also sold separately now

    • @xXmlgamingXx355
      @xXmlgamingXx355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Apple: do you make good and powerful products?
      Microsoft: i guess although my devices aren’t too powerful
      Windows is the only good thing about Microsoft

    • @joshuabilling470
      @joshuabilling470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xXmlgamingXx355 I do mostly agree although I genuinely like the surface lineup when talking about premiums.

    • @simplegamingshowtv3906
      @simplegamingshowtv3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahhhhahahahhahahahah

    • @TheSystemExplorer
      @TheSystemExplorer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xXmlgamingXx355 Nah office is

  • @Techtype_
    @Techtype_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I feel bad for these people getting trolled into the Windows phone having all the apps, they got pranked.

  • @manjurockzgaming8448
    @manjurockzgaming8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no one :
    Microsoft : copies apple and puts a extra kick stand and talks about it in the whole video

  • @cheystar
    @cheystar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “yes and I’m sitting on it”
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @zapdos8441
    @zapdos8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    0:01 2015: Oh no, here we go again
    2019: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @Kortby
    @Kortby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    It has 125k apps, we will switch now. Out of those you probably will use like 2-4

    • @Kortby
      @Kortby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plus windows phone is dead

    • @coolertuep
      @coolertuep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no pokemon go trolololo

    • @Megaatron1
      @Megaatron1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Snapchat :'D

    • @ivinvirus1271
      @ivinvirus1271 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      windows phones.... why are you even here? oh I forgot bill gate's the richest guy in the world, he can keep you forever alive

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +coolertuep Well, I can catch pokemons, but unofficialy

  • @zmeser
    @zmeser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 years later, apple made a new iPad that replaces a laptop

  • @MeoDaiGia
    @MeoDaiGia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Many years later. Apple: What did you say then?

  • @jalenv.4958
    @jalenv.4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    ...all these commercials didn’t age well 😂

    • @cookie7993
      @cookie7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing ages well. Just how long it took.

    • @MarioHernandez-zc7dv
      @MarioHernandez-zc7dv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legit a year after after this video was posted, the iPad Pro got a keyboard

  • @lordutensil3921
    @lordutensil3921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Cortana: Siri, what can you remember?
    Siri: I remember when I was the only phone that talked.

    • @evertheeevee2011
      @evertheeevee2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Siri may be old, but it (there are boy voices) was the insperation for the most popular assistants. :P

    • @lordutensil3921
      @lordutensil3921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evertheeevee2011 exactly. Siri will always be my favorite voice assistant

    • @kaylleafygreens
      @kaylleafygreens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siri was the original, but it’s funny cause most of the others flopped. Interesting. 🧐🤨

  • @jerrygreenest
    @jerrygreenest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watched a random TH-cam ADS in a funny video, then watched an integrated ADS inside that video, then watched another TH-cam ADS when video was about to end, then noticed a recommendation: “Funny Microsoft ADS”
    Not disappointed with the last one.

  • @sean_marsz
    @sean_marsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Siri (as CJ): “Ah shit. Here we go again.”

  • @drummajorulysses946
    @drummajorulysses946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    When he asked do you have a stylus for the iPad he said not at the moment. Microsoft knew the future- 2:45

    • @pepo782
      @pepo782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also the keyboard

    • @pepo782
      @pepo782 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harshul Mehta Do you really thing windows tablets are better than apple tablets?

    • @Trizo
      @Trizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepo782 Yes. You can't even BT pair an iPad with an android phone or windows computer!

    • @nikoyochum6974
      @nikoyochum6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup, Apple took the good stuff from the surface and added it to the ipad

    • @InsertUser9978
      @InsertUser9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepo782
      If you don't wanna pay with your organs and still get all the features, pick the Surface Tablet.
      Want the most premium features ever in a tablet at the cost of your organs?
      Pick IPad.

  • @brothereviczecko3656
    @brothereviczecko3656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "We are ditching our iPhones...for this! *shows windows phone*"
    Me: said nO ONE EVER HAHAHAHAHA

    • @toxiiciity2355
      @toxiiciity2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      iphones are really overrated

    • @groceryyeets8824
      @groceryyeets8824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Toxiiciity so is Android but no one talks about that ! It’s totally not like Huawei and Samsung are basically the same and the android format is used in about every phone expect for iPhone .
      So no it’s not overrated they all are

    • @toxiiciity2355
      @toxiiciity2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grocery Yeets iPhones are really overrated

    • @xxsilentjoshxx7102
      @xxsilentjoshxx7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toxiiciity no they aren’t they are kinda underrated

    • @toxiiciity2355
      @toxiiciity2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UPGRADEDYEET!OGG how?

  • @chris-qi6in
    @chris-qi6in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    petition to rename the title to "Microsoft making fun of apple for 8 minutes and 23 seconds"

  • @amon8400
    @amon8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cortana may sound great but she only ever says "Sorry, I don't understand."

  • @kozellvojtech6174
    @kozellvojtech6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Microsoft: Cortana is DA BEST
    also Microsoft: We're removing Cortana from skype and putting Alexa in

    • @squiggyjane
      @squiggyjane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUA

    • @crofinslow-mo2964
      @crofinslow-mo2964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vojtěch Kozel no u are wrong

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      also Microsoft: We suck dick for money.

    • @windowsme2327
      @windowsme2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KandiKlover Nintendo:We're Better Than you Microsoft or should we say MicroCrap

    • @tsusksatheanimator8220
      @tsusksatheanimator8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@windowsme2327 Sony:I agree NIntendo

  • @sisumara
    @sisumara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    And here i am on ipad watching this, feeling offended

  • @paaaandaaaaaaaa912
    @paaaandaaaaaaaa912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: you've just watched 8 minutes of Microsoft ads

  • @debjitpal7271
    @debjitpal7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nobody buys a surface" 😂😂😂 that went very fast😂😂