Honestly it's so easy. I do it all the time minusbthe podcast. Mayne I should stary a podcast of all my rambling thoughts and what's happening around me?
Front Porch Music, Bakersfield...it's an epic adventure...owner Artie Nieson opened in 1978...half music store, half museum...lots of vintage stuff...probably one of the greatest collection of Mosrite guitars, as well
Billy, just as an FYI, genetically modifying crops is just a more precise and controlled version of selective breeding, something humans have been doing for 15,000 years. It isn't inherently bad- it's actually great for honing in on certain traits of crops in a way that's more effective than selective breeding. The issue lies in patenting genomes- for example, a giant farming company's patented tomato breed accidentally cross pollinates with Farmer Brown's 10 acre tomato crop he's got next door, and suddenly giant farm corp is at his door with a cease and desist for stealing their patented tomatoes. That's a real issue, exacerbated by being able to accurately control crop genes, but the issue there is with patent bullshit, not the genetic modification itself Genetic modification has been huge in helping food quality and supply, making crops more resistant to climate, pests, etc- the practice itself has been extremely useful. A breed of GMO long-grain rice called 'golden rice' has been useful in reducing vitamin deficiency in poor Southeast Asian countries due to its high Vitamin A content. Calling genetically modified crops bad is like calling fire bad because you can burn yourself if you abuse it
Holy Shit, Bill knows about "Loudness". When it comes to 80s heavy metal bands, whenever I talk to anyone about it these days, no one remembers them. If you ever wanna hear 80s metal with a Japanese fronted brand, check 'em out.
I saw them open for Deep Purple when they ran with their _Perfect Strangers_ tour. I believe that was 1985? And get this: I found the tickets just two days before the show. I walked out of a liquor store in Bellflower, California, and also, get this: just a few minutes before finding those tickets, I said, "Hey God? I would _really_ like to go to that Deep Purple concert this weekend. So, if you could help me out with that, I'd appreciate it!" I'm _not_ kidding. I then walked out of the liquor store, and about five feet into my walk back to my buddy's house, on the ground sat a TicketMaster envelope. I said, _"Nahhhhhhhhhhhh,_ no fu(king way!" Yeah... two tickets to Deep Purple, Long Beach Arena, second night! I then told my buddy we were going to see DP! On the night of the show, we were a little paranoid, thinking the people who lost the tickets would be there and know we found them and harass us. Of course that didn't happen, and we walked right into the building. But since we were 16-year-olds, we had no money. This meant we had no party favors, like doobage. We could only hope others around us had some and would share. Well, we get into the place, and our seats were loge area, just above the floor, directly facing the stage; not great, but also not awful, considering the price we paid for those tickets. And to our right sat four empty seats; we had the two aisle seats; we hoped some stoners would sit in those four empty seats. A few minutes later, four Japanese businessmen took those seats while acknowledging us for getting out of their way. I looked at my buddy and said, "I guess we're not getting stoned tonight." Shortly thereafter, the lights went down... and Loudness came out. That's when we noticed those Japanese dudes lighting something up... that's right, doobage! They held a bag of YELLOW buds! YELLOW! They turned to us, and the only English they could speak, at least to our knowledge, was, "You smoke?" and offered some to us. Needless to say, we got _completely_ baked that night, and Loudness was off the hook, and Deep Purple CRUSHED IT! I'll never forget that night as long as I live. So, I guess I own God for that one, and a few more... and that's a tough proposition, but I'm working on it.
Good evening all❤😊!!! Hope your doing good and have a great wonderful weekend my friends 💝😊 Accentuate the positivity and reject the negative!!! Perseverance of happiness is paramount!!! Say hi as you walk along.....aint hard ... love you 💖
Gotta love Bill mentioning "Dandee Donuts" during the "Anything Better" segment. I just went there and got a dozen yesterday, but I only buy it like 2 or 3 times a year.
Rock n Roll Parking Lot is awesome! Ugh, that was my high school. I listened to Depeche Mode and The Cure. But looking back, that was probably for the best! Ha
What is the Patriots record against the Dolphins? Since 2000, the Patriots are 105-46 (.695) against AFC East opponents. New England is 27-22 against the Dolphins over that span, 38-12 against the New York Jets and 37-11 against the Buffalo Bills.
I saw a video of two guys in wing-suits jumping from 20,000ft and at one point they tried to grab each others hand and I just couldn't help but think of Bill's "What a F*G!" bit. There's the guy, absolutely mad daredevil, plunging towards Earth from 20,000ft, cold as hell, higher than clouds...but what's this? Oh, look, his trying to hold his friend's hand! WHAT A F*G!! It looked amazing, especially in such crisp, clear, quality video.
31:08 - A resolution I very recently started to keep myself to, with some success, is "If I don't have anything nice to say about something, I will resist the urge to rail and rant on it." particularly when it comes to reviewing something, a movie, game or such things. Because it is a colossal waste of my own time, and that of others and it just feeds into a vicious circle of feedback-loops perpetuating one another and keeping everyone involved needlessly and unhealthily hopped up on everything, when it could be time much better spent doing something else, something productive even, or just resting, or recreation.
Bill, are you okay? It's okay if you're not. I understand. Comedians are always so tortured. I think it's a sign of intelligence and compassion. You are so funny. Take care of yourself! You deserve it. Please stick around and keep us laughing. You're awesome!
A quick fix to the social media insanity, is people having to use their real photo, identity and having their home addresses public. No need to "censor or restrict speech". Let people continue to say whatever they want but the caveat of having to face the consequences in person 😂
Yeah see the castor oil I use is a highly highly processed one so it's Ultra Pure but it's not the type you drink it's cold pressed and a little bit goes a long way see people don't realize a little bit is a lot it's an oil not a lotion
Yo Billy Butternuts!! Come to Mobile, Alabama. Its in the song(hell, Johnny rote a song about it, don't listen to it, its awful). But come here and we'll get some fresh seafood and pit our feet in the sand and drink a couple margaritas.
Omg if i told my pregnant GF or wife she is gaining weight and I dont find her attractive, i dont think ill wake up the next day ......dont do it Nia! Please let Bill sleep ...with out a damn pillow on his face ❤
Bill Burr's so bad at drumming, when he sits down behind the kit, even the drumsticks start looking for an escape route. They say he's so rhythmically challenged, his kick drum has a lawyer on retainer for assault charges from how he beats it up. And his snare? It's started therapy for PTSD from the unpredictable hits. But hey, you know what they say about drummers who can't keep time? They're just practicing for when they'll eventually get the timing right in the punchline of their next stand-up routine. j/k✌💚🍄
Saw the latest Jurassic Park. Don't do what I did. It is bad. The main plot the evil company now called Biogen creates dog sized grasshoppers that eat all crops except Biogen crops. No one but the antagonists notice. As dumb a plot this is, it has been done before. The whole story is bananas. The left the island but kept the chiquita.
When did Elon politicize Tesla? Lol The View Politicized themselves by talking politics on the show. I haven't seen a right-wing Tesla commercial. That's a stretch Bill. The 2 political groups aren't always doing the same ridiculous crap but we can all agree the left has lost it.
Bakersfield an underrated city? It was a shitpool when I left 20 years ago, went back for a visit some friends recently and the place had gotten significantly worse. It's the asshole of California. Visiting is one thing but try living there. It's not a good place.
If you had told 25-year-old me that I would have like what I term this giant bag full of cosmetics and I use like at least three different kinds of soap and I'm actually just saying that that's the bar soap I actually have four different kinds of bars soap and then I have at least two kinds of liquid soap and then I have just beeswax and b12 I drops and I can just go on and on sprays like citrus and mint and yeah 25-year-old me would be making fun of old guy me with this bag and then that's not all that's not all it takes because I have to use an ancient Egyptian Secret castor oil learn that from my old girlfriend she was Egyptian she was gorgeous met her when she was 17 and then anyway after 5 years she left me because quote you're not a millionaire end quote, and then I have this healing repair lotion but then oh yes I have this stuff made in California but I found out about it in Hawaii it's like an all natural it's called Manda I think and then oh my gosh no I'm not done then I have like this scar cream that's like more expensive than gold and I'm still not done but I'll stop there different acids not the hallucinogenic kind the kind that you know like helps you keep your skin clean just I could go on Clippers and scissors and electric shavers and man getting old but then all the stuff I have to know and then that's not even going into the vitamin bag f*** I almost rather have them steal my God damn tablet than that f****** vitamin bag
Crazy how many hours Bill can talk to himself in an empty room
😂
@@wingsfan233 he says what I think, and a whole lot funnier.
We don’t know what’s in the room
Honestly it's so easy. I do it all the time minusbthe podcast. Mayne I should stary a podcast of all my rambling thoughts and what's happening around me?
I'm cooking for my week lunch and man I'm enjoying just hearing bill talk about some random stuff. Gets my mind off currently events. Thank you bill
Saw Ol’ Billy Boston Baked Beans in Fresno on weds night. He and Delray crushed, my sides still a little sore from all the laughs. Good shit Bill. 🤘
Bills been sick for like 5 years straight.
✨🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯🎯👍🏼✨
Touring means sick on sick off cycle for infinity
Ginger thing
I been sick for over 2 weeks lol
That's what happens after age 75
Wow, what a test for viewers who make it pass 58 minutes 🤣🤣 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY
I was just watching bill and lovetz going at it. Love those 2
Thank fuck we have Bill Burr.
One of the few still speaking up for the people.
Not grifting the shackles, "Ruling Class" markets as jewellery. 🍻
Front Porch Music, Bakersfield...it's an epic adventure...owner Artie Nieson opened in 1978...half music store, half museum...lots of vintage stuff...probably one of the greatest collection of Mosrite guitars, as well
Thursday afternoon Friday morning just before next Monday's podcast.
Saturday in londonnevenn:)
@@MickeyValentineLondon Sa'day even, in Bill's exaggeration of the Boston accent 😁
oh jeezus!
Saw you in Friant in July. Such a great time, man. Bringing the family to see you in Visalia tomorrow. Thank you for coming out here, man.
🏴Saturday in Scotland 😊
Billy, just as an FYI, genetically modifying crops is just a more precise and controlled version of selective breeding, something humans have been doing for 15,000 years. It isn't inherently bad- it's actually great for honing in on certain traits of crops in a way that's more effective than selective breeding.
The issue lies in patenting genomes- for example, a giant farming company's patented tomato breed accidentally cross pollinates with Farmer Brown's 10 acre tomato crop he's got next door, and suddenly giant farm corp is at his door with a cease and desist for stealing their patented tomatoes. That's a real issue, exacerbated by being able to accurately control crop genes, but the issue there is with patent bullshit, not the genetic modification itself
Genetic modification has been huge in helping food quality and supply, making crops more resistant to climate, pests, etc- the practice itself has been extremely useful. A breed of GMO long-grain rice called 'golden rice' has been useful in reducing vitamin deficiency in poor Southeast Asian countries due to its high Vitamin A content.
Calling genetically modified crops bad is like calling fire bad because you can burn yourself if you abuse it
Bill is a bit of a simpleton.
Billyyyyy 😊. I have been a little down but thanks for checkin' in 🙌❤
Ol' Billy Nasal Sickling/Hungover Burr😂😂
Ol' Billy Bedridden
Always sick
Nope Bill doesn't drink
Ole Billy Fridays
I go straight to the throwback podcast i miss 2008 to 2010 podcast
Holy Shit, Bill knows about "Loudness". When it comes to 80s heavy metal bands, whenever I talk to anyone about it these days, no one remembers them. If you ever wanna hear 80s metal with a Japanese fronted brand, check 'em out.
I saw them open for Deep Purple when they ran with their _Perfect Strangers_ tour. I believe that was 1985? And get this: I found the tickets just two days before the show.
I walked out of a liquor store in Bellflower, California, and also, get this: just a few minutes before finding those tickets, I said, "Hey God? I would _really_ like to go to that Deep Purple concert this weekend. So, if you could help me out with that, I'd appreciate it!" I'm _not_ kidding. I then walked out of the liquor store, and about five feet into my walk back to my buddy's house, on the ground sat a TicketMaster envelope.
I said, _"Nahhhhhhhhhhhh,_ no fu(king way!"
Yeah... two tickets to Deep Purple, Long Beach Arena, second night! I then told my buddy we were going to see DP!
On the night of the show, we were a little paranoid, thinking the people who lost the tickets would be there and know we found them and harass us. Of course that didn't happen, and we walked right into the building. But since we were 16-year-olds, we had no money. This meant we had no party favors, like doobage. We could only hope others around us had some and would share.
Well, we get into the place, and our seats were loge area, just above the floor, directly facing the stage; not great, but also not awful, considering the price we paid for those tickets. And to our right sat four empty seats; we had the two aisle seats; we hoped some stoners would sit in those four empty seats. A few minutes later, four Japanese businessmen took those seats while acknowledging us for getting out of their way. I looked at my buddy and said, "I guess we're not getting stoned tonight."
Shortly thereafter, the lights went down... and Loudness came out. That's when we noticed those Japanese dudes lighting something up... that's right, doobage! They held a bag of YELLOW buds! YELLOW! They turned to us, and the only English they could speak, at least to our knowledge, was, "You smoke?" and offered some to us.
Needless to say, we got _completely_ baked that night, and Loudness was off the hook, and Deep Purple CRUSHED IT!
I'll never forget that night as long as I live.
So, I guess I own God for that one, and a few more... and that's a tough proposition, but I'm working on it.
Fuk man I've been waiting for this all week
@6:10 is some tear jerking shit Billy Boy. On that Carlin arc.
Good evening all❤😊!!! Hope your doing good and have a great wonderful weekend my friends 💝😊
Accentuate the positivity and reject the negative!!! Perseverance of happiness is paramount!!! Say hi as you walk along.....aint hard ... love you 💖
It’s Friday bro.
Saturday in london - got to appreciate the consistency 😊👌
@@MickeyValentineLondon, it's Christmas, according to Corporate.
Oh man, I tend to get sick if I move places very often, just based on experience. Stay safe, Bill!
Gotta love Bill mentioning "Dandee Donuts" during the "Anything Better" segment. I just went there and got a dozen yesterday, but I only buy it like 2 or 3 times a year.
Like a 1970's real estate agent 🍩
Congratulations!!!! Well done bill and Nia!
Good Ol Bill Bats Kocking em out ova here
15:32 hell yea bro, that's the "grass roots" way of touring.
“The Loed” 😂😂😂
"Fat City" is a great movie, indeed.. John Huston is one of the greatest directors ever, and he made one masterpiece four decades in a row.
I love loudness ❤
Bonus is 🌋
Rock n Roll Parking Lot is awesome! Ugh, that was my high school. I listened to Depeche Mode and The Cure. But looking back, that was probably for the best! Ha
What is the Patriots record against the Dolphins?
Since 2000, the Patriots are 105-46 (.695) against AFC East opponents. New England is 27-22 against the Dolphins over that span, 38-12 against the New York Jets and 37-11 against the Buffalo Bills.
I saw a video of two guys in wing-suits jumping from 20,000ft and at one point they tried to grab each others hand and I just couldn't help but think of Bill's "What a F*G!" bit. There's the guy, absolutely mad daredevil, plunging towards Earth from 20,000ft, cold as hell, higher than clouds...but what's this? Oh, look, his trying to hold his friend's hand! WHAT A F*G!!
It looked amazing, especially in such crisp, clear, quality video.
Good shit
What is Bill Burr think about the new Jaguar commercial
Ole Billy Blue Tie
Been thinking he stopped doing them since the 18th!
I’m alright Bill, thanks- Preciate it 🫡
Yay the Friday night just before the weekend late every week podcast! Old Billy unreliable strikes again 😅
31:08 - A resolution I very recently started to keep myself to, with some success, is "If I don't have anything nice to say about something, I will resist the urge to rail and rant on it." particularly when it comes to reviewing something, a movie, game or such things. Because it is a colossal waste of my own time, and that of others and it just feeds into a vicious circle of feedback-loops perpetuating one another and keeping everyone involved needlessly and unhealthily hopped up on everything, when it could be time much better spent doing something else, something productive even, or just resting, or recreation.
Luv from london , young grumpy man :)))
So good,❤
Ole Billy daylate 🏴
You 2 are crazy lol, dont mind me im drunk while watching this
Congratulations
Billy, Billy, it's going to be ok.
I almost spit taked a mouth full of rice when he mentioned performance problems from Nia giving birth. LOL
Divided, we've fallen.
The liquid vitamin E soap is kind of expensive and I don't really care for it as much but the bar is really pliable and it's so good
Joe Rogan?
Nia "......anyway," hahahaha
Is there any new material for the new Smashing Pumpkins album ?
Meanwhile Bill turns everything into politics or about AC/DC
But hey! He's not mentioning the Bruins......for some reason.
@ yooo😂 as a CAPS fan I don’t have much to say after the Ovechkin news
Bill, are you okay? It's okay if you're not. I understand. Comedians are always so tortured. I think it's a sign of intelligence and compassion. You are so funny. Take care of yourself! You deserve it. Please stick around and keep us laughing. You're awesome!
It's rough being a millionaire out there!
Good podcast. Better than the political stuff.
WHY ARENT THESE ON SOUNDCLOUD!
The Fox Theatre in Bakersfield
GFY 💪🏿
A day late or 6 days early?
Ol' Billy Wingo.
LMAO thats true love , when you tell your better half to divorce me or when ....
Shout out fresno
FRESNO!!!!!
I love Nia ❤
A quick fix to the social media insanity, is people having to use their real photo, identity and having their home addresses public. No need to "censor or restrict speech". Let people continue to say whatever they want but the caveat of having to face the consequences in person 😂
57:50 😂😂😂
Bill have you tried vitamin E soap it's just soap made of pure vitamin E
Yeah see the castor oil I use is a highly highly processed one so it's Ultra Pure but it's not the type you drink it's cold pressed and a little bit goes a long way see people don't realize a little bit is a lot it's an oil not a lotion
Jim Jeffries said the love beats hate comment at the end of his special, Freedumb.
Ole Billy BBQ
Ol' billy sick cough sick
Damn you Bill , I play games...Jesus....
#44 Tom Rathman 🦉
Yo Billy Butternuts!! Come to Mobile, Alabama. Its in the song(hell, Johnny rote a song about it, don't listen to it, its awful). But come here and we'll get some fresh seafood and pit our feet in the sand and drink a couple margaritas.
Ol Head Cold Bill, seems all this healthy living might be making you sick! I think a cigar a month and a glass of wine a week might be healthy.
47:00😂
im from Glen Burnie hon
Bruh I’m never going to a comedy show at a theater again , show was good shitty venue (Wednesday night)
saturn eh?
Man is God asleep, God is man awakened.
"I've Been Everywhere" was written down here in 1959. 🇦🇺
Ok Billy religion hater ova heeeeere 🫶
@ ?
Sorry for my nonsayying😊
1.06M.
Nia saying in the throwback that she likes Joel Osteen… yikes
Sorry you missed the punk rock era small venues were way more fun than the hair metal bands and their loud lady screams
Omg if i told my pregnant GF or wife she is gaining weight and I dont find her attractive, i dont think ill wake up the next day ......dont do it Nia! Please let Bill sleep ...with out a damn pillow on his face ❤
I’ve been leaseninhtitoyou
Bill, everything God said would happen is happening. Maybe we'll sit under an avocado tree someday..
Just call it Thursday morning pod cast its not funny anymore.
You're not the decider
@@lindamazur6124 he speaks the truth tho
Bill Burr's so bad at drumming, when he sits down behind the kit, even the drumsticks start looking for an escape route. They say he's so rhythmically challenged, his kick drum has a lawyer on retainer for assault charges from how he beats it up. And his snare? It's started therapy for PTSD from the unpredictable hits. But hey, you know what they say about drummers who can't keep time? They're just practicing for when they'll eventually get the timing right in the punchline of their next stand-up routine. j/k✌💚🍄
Saw the latest Jurassic Park. Don't do what I did. It is bad.
The main plot the evil company now called Biogen creates dog sized grasshoppers that eat all crops except Biogen crops.
No one but the antagonists notice. As dumb a plot this is, it has been done before. The whole story is bananas. The left the island but kept the chiquita.
When did Elon politicize Tesla? Lol The View Politicized themselves by talking politics on the show. I haven't seen a right-wing Tesla commercial. That's a stretch Bill. The 2 political groups aren't always doing the same ridiculous crap but we can all agree the left has lost it.
"my side is normal, its the others that are bad!" what a clown
@@wullahblack6452 Go ahead and make assumptions and put words into my mouth dummy
@wullahblack6452 That's not even remotely close to what I said but ok stupid
When he took, and continues to take government funding. You're a good example of what Bill is talking about.
Clearly old Billy hasn’t checked out Jaguar lately! 🤣🤣🤣
And the Lord said let it be The United States of Elon Musk´s Money
Bakersfield an underrated city? It was a shitpool when I left 20 years ago, went back for a visit some friends recently and the place had gotten significantly worse. It's the asshole of California.
Visiting is one thing but try living there. It's not a good place.
❤😂🔮
Smartass political comment!
Omega fat
relax there Billy. Elon plays way out of your band with.. you’re just a comedian.
Oh, look, the average con-servative drivel. I'm sure Bill is reeling from your intellectual observation of him being a comedian.
How do you try to insult someone and manage to spell bandwidth wrong?
@ quit crying.. you knew what I meant😂
If you had told 25-year-old me that I would have like what I term this giant bag full of cosmetics and I use like at least three different kinds of soap and I'm actually just saying that that's the bar soap I actually have four different kinds of bars soap and then I have at least two kinds of liquid soap and then I have just beeswax and b12 I drops and I can just go on and on sprays like citrus and mint and yeah 25-year-old me would be making fun of old guy me with this bag and then that's not all that's not all it takes because I have to use an ancient Egyptian Secret castor oil learn that from my old girlfriend she was Egyptian she was gorgeous met her when she was 17 and then anyway after 5 years she left me because quote you're not a millionaire end quote, and then I have this healing repair lotion but then oh yes I have this stuff made in California but I found out about it in Hawaii it's like an all natural it's called Manda I think and then oh my gosh no I'm not done then I have like this scar cream that's like more expensive than gold and I'm still not done but I'll stop there different acids not the hallucinogenic kind the kind that you know like helps you keep your skin clean just I could go on Clippers and scissors and electric shavers and man getting old but then all the stuff I have to know and then that's not even going into the vitamin bag f*** I almost rather have them steal my God damn tablet than that f****** vitamin bag