Birthing a Long Furby With Four Arms

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  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13097

    "Babe wake up, new Strange Æons Furby Ascension!"

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yes honey

    • @rainliketheweather4086
      @rainliketheweather4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I love this because as soon as I got the notif I sent a screenshot to my girlfriend

    • @Viragirl95
      @Viragirl95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      literally just sent this to my bf like "look honey its our youtube wife!"

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I say to my cat

    • @CourtOrderedThiccBitch
      @CourtOrderedThiccBitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      New furby just dropped

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3024

    I shudder at the thought this beautiful monstrosity exists only an hour's drive away. I now isolate for 2 reasons.

    • @boogibop
      @boogibop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same

    • @waddledee1231
      @waddledee1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also same. If that.

    • @LadyLucyla
      @LadyLucyla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I live and ocean away and yet i live in fear.

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      okay that last sentence killed me

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would say mood but I would gladly let Gurl Girl kill me if she so desired

  • @wretchedcats4909
    @wretchedcats4909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5917

    There's something so poetic about her being born and then immediately being involved in crime

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Truly beautiful ☺️

    • @anthonyjake9726
      @anthonyjake9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      A badass from the beginning

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Be born, do crime

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A natural born rebel. We stan.

    • @poptart3905
      @poptart3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

  • @marshmallowbunnykins
    @marshmallowbunnykins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    the fact that security looked at the furby and just went "not today" and let you leave has gotta be the best part

    • @dragon9261
      @dragon9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      "if we arrest her we'll have to look at that *thing* for longer than 5 minutes"

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    *"I might have gotten away due to the sheer absurdity of my crime"*
    I have never aspired to embody a phrase so much

    • @hunterchewning6725
      @hunterchewning6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes that line was absolute gold and I cannot express enough how much it brightened my day.

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      After three hours of explaining what she was doing: Do you want to see some Tumblr posts about that?
      The judge: At this point, yes, I do.

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I want to get to a point in my life where I can say that.

    • @zoem488
      @zoem488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg i love your pfp can i ask where you made it?

    • @simsamsammie
      @simsamsammie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zoem488 it’s a picrew called “girl maker” by ummmmandy

  • @ratman8925
    @ratman8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3150

    You don’t understand, every time I say I want to make a long furby everyone is so scared and it’s amazing

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I dont want to make one, I wish I was one, or like had one I guess but still Same

    • @strawbe891
      @strawbe891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I want to make one but I don’t even have one :D

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@strawbe891 same

    • @pinkpierrot8512
      @pinkpierrot8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same, my mother was confused not only why I would want a long furby but why I would I want to "ruin the toy and rip it apart"

    • @AsheTacitE
      @AsheTacitE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OML SAME LMFAOOO
      I SAID I WAS GOING TO ON MY SNAPCHAT STORY AND EVERYONE SWIPED UP WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "what the hell"

  • @emfaye23
    @emfaye23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    the only way to end a furby christening is to be escorted off of the government property you broke into

    • @malevolententity3182
      @malevolententity3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      amen to that

    • @itsisabel420
      @itsisabel420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Better than a baptism

    • @squigglesxp6486
      @squigglesxp6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You know the way

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the kappa pfp says it all

    • @humandisaster3861
      @humandisaster3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I read this before I finished the video and thought you were exaggerating I had no clue this actually happened what the heck

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3855

    Idk how to explain this but If Build-a-bear is supposed to represent a traditional experience of motherhood, this is the equivalent of conceiving a child through witchcraft.

    • @Lizard_Mistle
      @Lizard_Mistle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      W-what

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      ....no. long furby motherhood is just actually real. This is a actual child.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @Quinn build a bear is a store where you can make a stuffed animal and they stuff it there and you can dress it up. I don’t know if it’s a younger generation thing or your from a different country but yeah.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Quinn ooh, ok sorry

    • @itshere.run.6724
      @itshere.run.6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ngl, I cut up my build-a-bear (my 6 yr old self decided she wanted a bear backpack like they saw in the anime they watched) but she forgot that she didn't know how to sew!
      So then I stole my brothers :)

  • @aspenwashere
    @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    Imagine historians find these long, modified furbies and worms on strings and everyone thinks we all worshipped them. I mean we kinda do but like-

    • @whitelightsheddinweedsmokin
      @whitelightsheddinweedsmokin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      _This artifact must be of a revered animal_

    • @abidizzne892
      @abidizzne892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your likes is at 666

    • @nerdyspinosaurid
      @nerdyspinosaurid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the plot of a fucking LoT episode, unironically

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nerdyspinosaurid its wHat

    • @shoebox_coffin
      @shoebox_coffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this what we want to be remembered by, is this what want them to think of us?

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5597

    *Police report* : "When we searched the perpetrator's apartment we found an assortment of alarming biological experiments where the assailant had seemingly attached and reattached bodyparts at will for their own pleasure"

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      It's not "for pleasure", it's the divine act of creation.

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@WhiteScorpio2 We are unsure about the motives at this stage of the investigation

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Randomstuffs261 It's not for the mere mortals to understand The Nascent, The Dawn of Being, the Beginning of Existence. Those who investigate in the matters that don't concern them only have themselves to blame for the resulting psychological trauma and ensuing insanity. Human souls are not prepared for such an opulence of metaphysical emergence made furry flesh. You have been warned.

    • @petrelli231
      @petrelli231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Let's be honest this channel is a cult ans we're all gonna be reading this in a couple years when Teya is taken from us

    • @philurbaniak1811
      @philurbaniak1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      note from next month's hunt a killer? 😁👍

  • @DaeZey
    @DaeZey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "I may have gotten away with my crime due to the sheer absurdity of it"
    This is literally how performance art works a lot of the time tbh.

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Teya, putting Girlgruel's face over Boyporridge's head: heh hehe, a funny! c:
    Boyporridge, experiencing the ripping apart of his essence as his sister tries to meld into him, morphing him and erasing his existence and his mark on the universe past, present, and future to take his place on this fragile plane: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!*
    Anyways: Welcome to the world, Girlgruel!

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poor Boyporridge...

    • @ImperialFister
      @ImperialFister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like Boyporridge would ever be defeated by a neophyte like Girlgruel

  • @lichqueenlilith5694
    @lichqueenlilith5694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    Her girlfriend just snacking on some cauliflower in a random corner of their apartment is a whole ass mood
    Also: *S P I N E P L I E R S*

    • @Chachixo
      @Chachixo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I could not figure out what that food was lol. Makes sense.

    • @Jarblyy
      @Jarblyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      s p i n e p l i e r s

    • @machine_envy
      @machine_envy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      timestamp?

    • @lichqueenlilith5694
      @lichqueenlilith5694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@machine_envy 6:05

    • @DaeZey
      @DaeZey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lichqueenlilith5694 also 9:45. I'm pretty sure snacking is just her default state.

  • @alexemy221
    @alexemy221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    “I arrive at the city hall balcony.
    Furby: Long
    Arms: Four
    Girl: Gruel
    I am forcibly escorted out of the city hall balcony.”

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Some notes on the biology of _Longus Furbus_ (common long furby)
    Long furbies reproduce asexually by having a group of 13 adults magically summon a litter of 2-6 furblings every halloween at 3:00 AM. Furblings are then raised by two adults of random gender until they reach adulthood. Female long furbies have typically have a larger diameter than males, however, other traits such as number of eyes, presence of limbs, number of limbs, presence of antlers, and color are unrelated to gender and seem to be affected by the location, materials, weather, and duration of the summoning, as well as pure random chance.
    Long furbies only hunt at night. They have a societal hierarchy resembling communism, with their food (mostly consisting of a mysterious energy removed from sleeping organisms, believed to be dreams, as well as several varieties of toxic plants and fungi) is collected, stored in a central den, and distributed evenly at sunrise. They then sleep until sunset and will hunt begin hunting again one hour before midnight, with the time before then being devoted to craftwork to make the accessories they wear.
    das all I wrote, i will not update until i get ten gud revoies [i'm not like hungry this is a my immortal reference]

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Quick note: It has very recently been discovered that furbies have appearantly unending sexes, a few examples being: Translucent Boywoman, Severed Heartballs, Parafemae, Oscillating Binary, Tim, and Neomale

    • @neonyellowMARKer
      @neonyellowMARKer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Longus Furbus?..pretty sure it is Longou Furbius, isnt it?(i learned that in school)

    • @Rodrigo_Vega
      @Rodrigo_Vega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you see a long furby, there are more in the walls.

    • @jessehewitt3498
      @jessehewitt3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You might have it a little bit wrong. I've learned the species name is apparently Praetendus Furb, referencing the length in it's name.

    • @administrator4808
      @administrator4808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they're called into being by 13 adults, I imagine it'll be a communal parenting situation

  • @alexcx26
    @alexcx26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Okay but props to the person who decided to spend their valuable time creating a tumblr post on how to skin a long furby (1998, of course)

  • @kae41
    @kae41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    OH FRICK THEYRE EVOLVING THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY

    • @kricket5000
      @kricket5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soon they will rise

    • @kae41
      @kae41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kricket5000 *as they do*

    • @gp8189
      @gp8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hurt me gorilla arms long furby cannot hu

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      today i learned that the Logu corner of the internet is just absolutely everywhere, hello friend

    • @kae41
      @kae41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haveagoodmourning HOLY FRICK YOURE RIGHT HELLO

  • @foto9254
    @foto9254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "how to skin a furby(1998)" is probably the most terrifying thing said out of context if you know nothing about long furbys and making them

  • @doubtful_seer
    @doubtful_seer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    She is beauty, she is grace, she is an interdimensional being far beyond our understanding who mercifully has abstained from destroying our tepid world.

    • @aestheticallysaturn2965
      @aestheticallysaturn2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Me singing that to the tune of "I'm in Love With an Egirl":

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 I was singing it to the tune of the "Miss America" song in Miss Congeniality.

    • @rainy9974
      @rainy9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 i can hear it in wilbur’s voice lmao

    • @itscjrodgers
      @itscjrodgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Mercifully"?

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aestheticallysaturn2965 *ah I see you are a being of culture as well*

  • @ClownOwO
    @ClownOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Watching Strange Æons waltz around in public with her new furby was a religious experience. The way she hugged it. The twirl. The outfit. The crime. I'm gonna think about it forever

  • @aspenwashere
    @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I sent this to my furby obsessed friend saying "this could be us" and they said "yes" so I geuss we're gonna make a long furby now

    • @princey_bees3822
      @princey_bees3822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Go bestie go

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wish you luck on your journey into parenthood

    • @sandmountainsam9287
      @sandmountainsam9287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please update me

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any updates?

  • @ellafrangiamore
    @ellafrangiamore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    You should get one of those beating build a bear hearts so whenever you squeeze her the heart beats. I feel like that would be incredibly wholesome yet terrifying

    • @alloe1330
      @alloe1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      my furby has one of those!! its moderately disturbing to everyone i show it to but i think its pretty sweet

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alloe1330 you know the innistrad reference I made in a comment on this is feeling ever more accurate.

    • @breadsticks6025
      @breadsticks6025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did that with my furby too

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She should do that and also keep the pretzel heart. Having two hearts would be very on-brand for this esteemed creation.

    • @ellabanchieri8114
      @ellabanchieri8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have one of those but it’s more than 10 years old so it just makes a rlly cursed crackling noise now

  • @kueraleido
    @kueraleido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    she’s a combination of buttered noodles and thursday and i’m here for it

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does this even mean

    • @iliveinyourwalls8344
      @iliveinyourwalls8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@frownyclowny6955 Uncultured, you are.

    • @kaperjuice
      @kaperjuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@frownyclowny6955 look up buttered noodles furby if you wish to know Erika

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this is one of the greatest sentences in the entire english language

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kaperjuice i now understand so much more than before. i am one step closer to true peace and harmony. thank you

  • @rangda_prime
    @rangda_prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I'm just a wee goblin man with chronic conditions that mean I have to stay in quarantine, and this is the wholesome content I need. Thank you.

    • @elwiwi4638
      @elwiwi4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tosses you a coin

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hello fellow wee goblin man
      We shall be goblinoid together

    • @dirbthebird
      @dirbthebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im naming my furby buddy Wee Goblin Man. Thank you.

  • @tomshennaniganery
    @tomshennaniganery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "Free the ears" is a terrifying way to phrase it

    • @woah0489
      @woah0489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Skin the furby and free the ears*

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Security Guard: Excuse me ma'am, this area is currently- Good LORD what the hell is that?
    Aeons, with Gluten Free Gabardine Girl Gurl wrap around her torso, tiny hands clutching in various places like the baby eldritch child she is: Oh, this is my daughter. I just wanted to hold her over the balcony like in the lion king.
    Security: ...Ma'am we have to ask you to leave.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Security Guard, to Strange: "Um, whatcha got there?"
      Aeons, holding the straw of a cup up to G.F.G.G.'s beak: "A smoothie"

    • @eggeggegg8566
      @eggeggegg8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "once again, kinda weird, but not a sin"

    • @kaitouwu7179
      @kaitouwu7179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      STOP IM CRYING

  • @velocicheese
    @velocicheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    When I spent my child’s college funds on furbys in the mid 90s everyone laughed... I’m the one laughing now, and my child is crying and my furbies are laughing and the police are shouting and I killed my wife and

    • @Jan-jt9jl
      @Jan-jt9jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      We all know the saying: men are from Mars, you murdered your wife

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Madeline Campbell I can’t believe I just ended my sweet Sharon’s life

    • @gemstones2942
      @gemstones2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mad underrated comment 😂

    • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
      @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jan VENUS PLEASE

    • @ashy2074
      @ashy2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What the hell is this comment

  • @bobbybomberdash443
    @bobbybomberdash443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    0:30 if the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t staying

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *_Wakes up from the anesthesia and walk away_*

    • @CuddIebone
      @CuddIebone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      if i go in for my top surgery and the surgeon isnt wearing furby sunglasses what is the point? like can we really call it part of my medical transition?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well what if the surgeon is a furby.... also it is and you are restrained, this isnt surgery they are doing occult furby things you have no choice

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the surgeon ain’t wearing furby sunglasses I ain’t _waking up._

  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    If I was security I would’ve just ignored the strange women holding a sleep paralysis demon

    • @Nehu_22
      @Nehu_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Keep walking Phillip, just. keep. walking

    • @thequeenofdarkness9692
      @thequeenofdarkness9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If I were security I would ask for her autograph and give her a tour of the building

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I would have knelt out of respect for my new Lord

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would have thought it was a hallucination and just STARED

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuschia Frogs Yes! Perfect!

  • @teirlikestacos5864
    @teirlikestacos5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I absolutely love this video but the only thing that would go through my head is-
    "My child is perfectly fine"
    The child:

  • @nbv6975
    @nbv6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    If I was a security guard and saw a woman breaking into a government balcony with her long furby to do the lion king scene, I would simply think “ah, an important lesbian ritual, better not interrupt” and move on. Rip to those guys but I’m different.

    • @Jedislayer19
      @Jedislayer19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a blessed comment 🙏

    • @trashcanyounot1798
      @trashcanyounot1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS-

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a lesbian i can confirm this is an important lesbian ritual

    • @wizardsamboltoni
      @wizardsamboltoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for respecting our traditions

  • @ashsanjeev2243
    @ashsanjeev2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Hey remember that time when Teya was shocked at the idea of a long furby and wondered why someone would do that...

    • @ashsanjeev2243
      @ashsanjeev2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg hey i never realized teya hearted this :)

  • @samtheultimatetransguy4300
    @samtheultimatetransguy4300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    No Strange Aeons video is complete without Kristin munching on raw vegetables in the bg for unknown reasons

    • @creatureofclouds
      @creatureofclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She doesn’t need a reason, only the resources.

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isss for helth resôn of corse

    • @cigaretteparfum
      @cigaretteparfum ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@alicepersson9568i put my cursor right above your profile pic so we can hold hands digitally. :)

  • @LabGrownDracula
    @LabGrownDracula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Not me getting an ad titled "Who Made God" after this video about forcefully evolving a furbie and immediately involving her in local crime

    • @batty.b
      @batty.b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      TH-cam just wants to make sure you're aware that Aeons is in fact, the one who made god

    • @mlorpf
      @mlorpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What was it an ad for??

    • @vexschulke7058
      @vexschulke7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i got one telling me how not to go to hell 😌

    • @maxdaae
      @maxdaae 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It is a sign. Girl Gruel will become a God

  • @Kris-jt8hg
    @Kris-jt8hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    Do you think that, years later, archeologists and historians will find these modified furbies and think they are religious idols? Because that's what I'm starting to think lmao

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Think? They're not religious idols already? Have I been too far down the Tumblr rabbit hole?

    • @Kris-jt8hg
      @Kris-jt8hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@jackson5802 you make an incredibly solid point

    • @rhosealeejadaburdette3035
      @rhosealeejadaburdette3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But they already are

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kris-jt8hg why thank you

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you mean THINK it would be KNOW because it’s a true statement 🧐

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Imagine you're a thief, and one day you break into StrangeAeon's house, only to see Boyporridge hanging from the ceiling. You're about to scream in horror when Girlgruel's hands cover your mouth. You try to break free, but her grip is too strong. Thrashing about madly, you're dragged towards the closet and into the Interdimensional Furby Realm.

  • @martaszabo465
    @martaszabo465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Okay, but imagine the security guard telling his family that someone climbed the fence to redo the Lion King scene with a monster of a-- I mean beautiful furby at city hall.

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    “Her tiny little hands” ma’am, her hands are bigger than mine

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Are you a T-rex?

    • @Lizard_Mistle
      @Lizard_Mistle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@anib8863 your comment made me cackle like a witch

    • @민재-s2h
      @민재-s2h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your hands are small

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Green Gang What if your brother is 2❓😳😳😳

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Green Gang By looking up the average height of an 8 year old male and how tall people with dwarfism are, I am sufficed to say, that you are a dwarf.

  • @GG_galaxyguts
    @GG_galaxyguts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Mom; "I'm so proud you want to learn how to sew! What are you gonna make?"
    Me: "long furby with creepy grabby hands"

  • @yourguidefortheday928
    @yourguidefortheday928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Good phrases from the video:
    S P I N E P L I E R S
    Q U E E N O F T H E F R U I T
    A R M F L E S H
    F R E E T H E E A R S
    S P I N E A R M S

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y E S

    • @atticusdhdbbdbd4373
      @atticusdhdbbdbd4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im naming my long furby spine pliers: queen of the fruit

    • @mlorpf
      @mlorpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like these phrases have the energy of both the far future and the beginning of time

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Spine Pliers: Queen of the Fruit, Goddess of Arm Flesh and Spine Arms; may she Free the Ears”
      Is my little sister’s favorite thing to say now due to me showing her this comment. Thank you for that.

    • @rowandavies8726
      @rowandavies8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read good as god, and honest I think it works

  • @CrazyMattLine
    @CrazyMattLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    "And with her spine arms she doth slayeth thine terfs, ravenously consuming their souls most gratuitously, and thereth wast much rejoicing" - Boyporridge 1:69

    • @annitanap3671
      @annitanap3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This is ART. The Holy Bible of Thursday perhaps?

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Every soul She devours increases Her strength

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To put your middle english game over the top:
      *doth slay
      *there was much

    • @evilyogurt2469
      @evilyogurt2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah yes, the scripture of the long furby

    • @FingerLickinEvilToTheBone
      @FingerLickinEvilToTheBone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you for your contribution to society

  • @cet1r1z1ne
    @cet1r1z1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Her heartworms don't hold her back. U go girlgruel

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    "my spine pliers"
    "arm flesh"
    I begin to think she's a serial killer. You know, more than before.

  • @urfavoritefurry4368
    @urfavoritefurry4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    “It has layers”
    “Like an onion.”
    **war flashbacks**

    • @willowpeacock9526
      @willowpeacock9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Remember, donkey; use more than one bullet. Ogres have layers." /ref

    • @lordfarquaad380
      @lordfarquaad380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_how dare you remind me-_*

    • @willowpeacock9526
      @willowpeacock9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordfarquaad380 hey man you're the one who bit him in the first place

  • @ShiftingFixations
    @ShiftingFixations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She is my aesthetic on so many levels. I adore her.

  • @GanguroKonata
    @GanguroKonata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    "if God doesn't exist I shall take his place" Strange Aeons probably

    • @RubleBubble
      @RubleBubble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If we all get godly furbys like this I'd be okay with that

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She is god, though

  • @char7798
    @char7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    STRANGE ÆONS is slowly becoming a crafting channel. what a time to be alive.

    • @skimmilk8096
      @skimmilk8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      imagine watching a 5-minute crafts video on how to craft a long furby

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@skimmilk8096 omg that would be terrifying

    • @matildas3177
      @matildas3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      don't cry, craft!

    • @noinnyun1244
      @noinnyun1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yea4309 terrifyingly fun!

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@noinnyun1244 tell me please- how could one make a furby long in just 5 minutes? It would have like needles and stuffing sticking out of it and would look rabid honestly. Actually ya know furby longification would be an awesome speedrun category, disregard all previous comments in which I was disapproving of 5 minute craft furbies

  • @Y0KAl
    @Y0KAl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    i feel like if the arms were even longer it would be even more horrifying

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was hoping for at least a meter or 2 of arm each

    • @andynonymous6769
      @andynonymous6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want to make one with a bunch of arms going down the spine like an eldritch centipede

  • @hauntedvessel8721
    @hauntedvessel8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Thursday isn’t the bicon we need, but is certainly the one we deserve

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Naw Thursdays definitely the bicon we needed

    • @therat4890
      @therat4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We definitely needed Thursday as a bicon

  • @Jordan-pp5bo
    @Jordan-pp5bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Gluten-Free is making up for her brother's lack of arms by having an extra set, and that is very Supportive of her, truly she must love her brother dearly...

    • @woah0489
      @woah0489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Truly a beautiful pair of siblings

    • @letyourselfrest8932
      @letyourselfrest8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She has arms to hug him with !!!

    • @randomhooman2448
      @randomhooman2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That or it's like some major sibling rivalry

    • @talithacrow7530
      @talithacrow7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomhooman2448 definitely a combination of both

    • @doobadoo4357
      @doobadoo4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gluten-free stole her brother's arms

  • @alexr4314
    @alexr4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As an individual with three powerful furby sons myself I am in love with your ever growing furby army

  • @The_Shimra_Wizard
    @The_Shimra_Wizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    As a security guard I gotta say you probably made that guard's day

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nowww I know why Dungeons and Dragons parties get away with so much. The guards are just too baffled and amused

  • @lastnamefirstname6700
    @lastnamefirstname6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4207

    Do you just live in a convent in Canada that consists solely of lesbians, because that’s what it looks like

    • @blueestarr16
      @blueestarr16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      They are married to the lords, to the LONG ones

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Can I get directions lol?

    • @milkmanmcgee6683
      @milkmanmcgee6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Isn’t that themyscira

    • @jellycoolreader9796
      @jellycoolreader9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@milkmanmcgee6683 shhhhhhh you know too much

    • @Sapotequeen
      @Sapotequeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lesbians with really fantastic taste

  • @rabbitsteew
    @rabbitsteew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "How to skin a furby" is a question i had never thought i would hear

  • @angelsander6178
    @angelsander6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I think every mother dreams of helping their little girl grow into a long, horrifying young woman.

    • @randomhooman2448
      @randomhooman2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then immediately committing a crime

  • @riverw4204
    @riverw4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I’m watching this with my son Winfred Chaotic Neutral, who I was inspired to make after the birth of Thursday. This was a long time coming and I’m very happy about it

  • @leia6432
    @leia6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    " momther why "
    top 10 saddest anime betrayals

  • @bepkororoti8019
    @bepkororoti8019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    The most disturbing thing about this video is that Teya's Eldritch daughter is probably older than herself

  • @alixiria
    @alixiria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Those security guards just got a great work story to tell

  • @maddietaylor7748
    @maddietaylor7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I can’t believe I paused this video two mins in and bought a furby on eBay

  • @afv8482
    @afv8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "I'm not following any tutorial, this should be intuitive"
    Me, remembering the experience of taking apart a 1998 furby: Oh Honey....
    But also having to use strange things as screwdrivers and then giving up and cutting/breaking the plastic seems to be a universal experience.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Universal" is a strong word in this context.

  • @BetweenSunAndMoon
    @BetweenSunAndMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Congratulations on the birth of your second child. She is just as magnificent and awe-inspiring as her brother.

  • @clawcakes
    @clawcakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:04 something about this broken, unnatural sentence followed by the forced smile and zoom-in just has such a powerful energy

  • @spyderbyte975
    @spyderbyte975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Why do I want to put glitter on her little hands? Why do I want to give her little rings for her beautiful little fingers? I support her in everything she does

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There's an old Furby sitting on a bookshelf at my mum's house and I would love to longify it if only I knew someone who had the necessary time and skill. Perhaps one day...

    • @tw6704
      @tw6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You could probably find someone on etsy or tumblr to ship it to and make one for you

  • @doodleswiththoughts
    @doodleswiththoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love your long children. Should you seek to produce anymore, I've got a tip for cutting fur. If you lay the fur so the wrong side is facing you, you can make smaller snips to cut only the base fabric and not the long fur bits. It's a pain in the ass, but it'll save you from a lot of the shedding. Once again, congratulations on the birth of your second child, she is beautiful.

  • @AJSux
    @AJSux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Thursday casually trying to off himself in the background-

    • @DemonLordRaiden
      @DemonLordRaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He wasn't the center of attention for 5 minutes and he yeets himself off the bed, what a drama queen.

    • @grime.85
      @grime.85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wow jokes about s*icide that's so funny ahaha 😐😐

    • @shsh-mc3sx
      @shsh-mc3sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@grime.85 it's not that deep, chill

    • @maxblanchard5258
      @maxblanchard5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He passed out watching the surgery

    • @AJSux
      @AJSux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxblanchard5258 it was too traumatic

  • @bryanbrydred5599
    @bryanbrydred5599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I have watched a grown woman skin, mutilate and deform her daughter and parade her body throughout the city of toronto, in efforts to achieve perfection.
    What beauty, such horror.

  • @nobody3856
    @nobody3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is the best thing that’s been on my recommend for years I almost cried

  • @quietzest
    @quietzest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “Just me, my girlfriend and her 2 long furby children on a picnic”

  • @konstantinlozankoski6125
    @konstantinlozankoski6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I've never clicked on a video this fast. We love to see a furby transcend reality

    • @leviticus0
      @leviticus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sameeeeeeeee

  • @schwerelos00
    @schwerelos00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i did not expect to feel this much love in my heart for someone elses long furby

  • @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852
    @lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Aeons: starts removing the interior plastic*
    My fear of animatronics: *B O N J O U R*

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    You might have been afraid of the security but trust me, *they were more afraid of your furby.*

    • @zehkiel8018
      @zehkiel8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that's real power

    • @-toadkitty-
      @-toadkitty- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      now use this to do more crimes

  • @blurasberry5770
    @blurasberry5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that I share a birthday with this beautiful creature brings me great comfort but also great fear.
    Powerful things are born on march 19th.

  • @Phosophor
    @Phosophor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    The furby community is unstoppable •v•

  • @bloodtdupre3114
    @bloodtdupre3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    My first long Furby was a vegan creation. He was built from tears and a resin faceplate. No small Furbies were hurt in his birth.

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The way this comment is worded pleases and horrifies me. Have a good ____.

    • @beabristow2939
      @beabristow2939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Genderless whale was eliminated by the furby gods before they could finish their sentence. RIP.

  • @Captain_Rowan
    @Captain_Rowan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I actually finished my long furby on the 20th! His name is Demitri Needle Housefire and I love him :)

    • @thescarletgentleman
      @thescarletgentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Birthday wishes to Mr. Housefire! Have you considered a partner/friend for him? I suggest the name Arson to match Housefire

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I was going to say "has lesbian science gone too far" but then i saw her soft, welcoming arms, perfect for hugging.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lesbian science has gone too far but like in a good way

  • @kordeliiius9821
    @kordeliiius9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love how Thursday and Glutenfree perfectly embody the trope of sibling mlm/wlw solidarity

  • @erroneousfax9351
    @erroneousfax9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:06 I absolutely love her deeply worried and horrified expression when she's presented the skinned and deshelled Furby body XD

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's beautiful, just the "what the fuck" look is amazing

  • @watsonmelon6575
    @watsonmelon6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Without those Furby glasses, my life is incomplete

  • @Orkprof
    @Orkprof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Strange Aeons: "I've bought an insane amount of spine"
    Me: "No human should have that much power"

    • @liam1558
      @liam1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She doesn't need spines from her cult members like Thursday.

    • @angelicablume7418
      @angelicablume7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bold of you to assume she's human

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angelicablume7418 she’s a long furby

  • @justcasris6991
    @justcasris6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    08:30 ok but can we talk about the wine rack with one bottle of wine and a really fucking long potato??? i'm not even angry, it's honestly iconic

  • @Nsun07
    @Nsun07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When I saw the notification for this I gasped and said “The birthing!”

  • @aproxamillionwasps474
    @aproxamillionwasps474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Seeing Kristen going through the stages of bleaching her hair during the video was a fun Easter egg to look out for

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they girlfriends or just roommates?

    • @galaxycat9966
      @galaxycat9966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess girlfriends

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god they are roommates

    • @primalseraphim
      @primalseraphim ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincessboth technically

  • @KatieKuro
    @KatieKuro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I hope this becomes a norm, because I'd kill for that

  • @nessa-parmentier
    @nessa-parmentier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "I might've gotten away just due to the sheer absurdity of my crime"
    Strange Æons 2021

  • @applenicholson2519
    @applenicholson2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    She has ascended, let us rejoice *slowly intensifying warbling noises*

  • @-gal-ya-pal-3967
    @-gal-ya-pal-3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Idk what ppl are talking bout when they say that long furbys are scary/creepy/cursed , i think there adorable and i want one

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "After using some truly questionable things as screwdrivers"
    Says every impromptu crafter ever...

  • @rolanslide8509
    @rolanslide8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    this video caused me to have to explain what a long furby is to my 56 year old mother. thank you teya

  • @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard
    @ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me: Obessed with Meme-videos, Music and dog-content
    TH-cam: "So you wanna see some crazy stuff?"
    Me: "IDK..."
    and here I am

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to a wholesome Christian wife channel

  • @soph4381
    @soph4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I have an absurd amount of fear of any authority person whatsoever so watching you doing petty crimes is giving me an adrenaline boost.

  • @shanerdude8121
    @shanerdude8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I feel as if Gluten-Free Gabardine Girl Gruel would be simultaneously casting a blessing on my family and strangling me at the same time. Truly this is godly womanhood.

  • @vanyasmith1125
    @vanyasmith1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I showed my fiancé this video and told him that you have inspired me to create my own lovely child, and he is not completely sold on the idea. He clearly doesn't respect my art (I must quote filthy frank at any opportunity)! I said I was going to tell you and he told me to do it. So, I guess I am looking forward to your reply!:)

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Damn...
    15 year old me tried so hard to be "badass" and "manly". Yet here I am. Years later. Drinking tea, hanging out with theatre weirdos and bohemians, and watching videos about glorious furby modifications.
    Isn't it grand to let go of toxic expectations and just get proper weird with life?

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah. Cheers to that

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Welcome to the weird party; we're happy to have had you join us!

  • @CourtneyVarner
    @CourtneyVarner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I may have only gotten away by the sheer absurdity of my crime" is A MOOD

  • @thebeakeddoctor
    @thebeakeddoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm unsure if anyone gave this tip before but: When cutting long fur, its less messy to slip your scissors between the rows of the fur and keep the blade super close to the base/backing/ whatever you want to call the fabric the fur is attached to. It helps prevent from cutting the pretty part of the fabric off and since you're not cutting too much of the actual fur, it shouldn't be as messy!

  • @StephanieCanada
    @StephanieCanada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    One reason there aren’t that many is due to a severe number being thrown into fireplaces, bonfires and trash compactors in 1998/99.... don’t ask how I know this.

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ah, the genocide

    • @rodrigoaraujo2804
      @rodrigoaraujo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But why did they burned it tho?

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rodrigoaraujo2804 It was the only way to make sure they stayed gone.
      Or so they thought, I suppose they're back and L O N G er than ever.