Traversing yonder street, inhaling the smoke of an herb from the Orient and imbibing a tonic with nectar. Relaxed and contemplating my capital and my capital occupying my thoughts.
La Da, Da Da Da, Thine Knowest I Am Henceforth thy Mother Fornication "D" toth thy "O" twice fold "G", La Da, Da Da Da, Thou Knowest Thine Criminal Activities Companion Includeth The King's Physician Sir Dre
Thank you, sir. As a middle-aged man who was smoking weed everyday when the original came out, I can play this version with my child in the car without worrying about profanity.
Ho there, halt! For my gentle knights who think we are not shaped of firm stuff We shan't jest We shall make merry til the cart breaks down Ho there, stay! For my gentle knights with imbalanced humours Rest your weary limbs We hope you are prepared for the succeeding chronicle ... Valiant deeds everyday! - Andre the Apothecary ft. Curious Canine.
Fun fact: the word assassin comes from the Arabic word *Hashashins,* it means those who take hashish or Hash. Hashish is a drug made from Keef and other cannabis extracts.
Idk that that's what it _means_ per say. It might, but the hashashin are an actual historical group of assassins. From whom, yes, the word assassin derives from. But love that tidbit! One of my favorite fun little history facts/topics for sure.
@@JahRandom I was told that by an acquaintance who is Saudi. He also explained that their fort's interior was made to resemble the description of Islam's Paradise (Heaven) and these men would be given fine clothes, drugs, women, etc. However, they would be sent on missions and told them if they didn't succeed, they couldn't get back into "Paradise"
@@dragoninthewest1 further information for you They didn't resemble Islam and it was one of the worst sins to take the life of another human regardless of their religion or ethnicity They were a group of outlaws who thought they were right like every other group, For example ISIS think that they are right and so does Israel. Ps. Thank you for knowing Arabic culture it seems like nobody does these days
Here he is ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, coming on down the line from the big Saint Peter himself, kneel and pray to everything he's got to say, have some hope, smoke that dope... IT'S YOUR NEEWWWWW POPE!!!!
Holdeth, waiteth for mine peasants whom believth we are soft we playeth not we shalt pipeth until the chariot breaks Holdeth, hey for mine peasants who behave arrogantly taketh a seat I desire thou art ready for the next episode hey ey smoketh herb ev'ryday
La-da-da-da-dah It's the Spiffing' D-O-double-G La-da-da-da-dah You know I'm rambling' with the DRE What what what what? (So set fire to the Venetian Herbs squire!) Blaze it up, blaze it up! (Just blaze that dandy up squire, splendid, how are you Snoop??) Top Dogg, bite them all, squire burn the dandy up D-p-g-c my squire turn that dandy up Comptonshire, Long beach Castle Crew, I say we are together again And when ye' bard this in ye' court fair maiden you must rise Bandit Squire, Black market Merchants, they be leaving it behind Peasent, yo' life, squire we are living in a castle. Takin' chances whilst we dancin' in the court fo' sho' Slip my courtisan a florin' and she shall entertain' Harlots be looking at me strange, but you know I don't care
When Marco Polo cometh back from the orient with a stash of fun new plants to try in every form
XD
LOL!
This is the best
You stole the internet for this hour lol
Traversing yonder street, inhaling the smoke of an herb from the Orient and imbibing a tonic with nectar. Relaxed and contemplating my capital and my capital occupying my thoughts.
Apothecary Dre
Criminally underrated comment 😂😂
I'm dead after reading this comment omfg 😂😂😭😭
@@scotttyler8588 Amen. Most people probably don't know what an apothecary is though.
Fucking cracked me up
DONE
When you're a knight from Cardiff in Wales, and you're technicaly from the west coast
😂😂
Or Normandy if you are French
@@josesoria2072 the irony is Normandy couldn't be more unlike Los angeles XD
👍
@@josesoria2072 my ancestral home.
Smoketh the weed every day!
lol xD
liking urself. very smart.
Do you play AOE2 by any chance?
@@tejaskhade829 It's the Total War series for me. : )
no not really i am sure you don't smoke so shut up
Black Death Row Records...The Next Plague Episode
@Nikhil Sebastian Agreed.
Suge KNIGHT
@@Eichwiesel I'm dying
🤣😂🤣
@@Eichwiesel Sir Suge The Knight
Representin' for all them squires all across the world.
LOL
Hahaha. wow lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoo
420 likes... you know what to do
Hearing this masterpiece and scrolling through the comment section is the best feeling
Yeahh
Agreed
And if you smoke even better 😂😂
Oh yeah
When the enemy torches your hemp fields
HAHA. salvage all the damn smoke
🤣🤣
When an invading kingdom torches your crop field, but they weren't crops
Best comment .
😂
😂😂😂😂 took me a second to realize it
2:48 The most royal way of saying smoke weed everyday
😂👌
hahaha wow
This is what Elves play during their “private sessions”. They’re called “High Elves” for a reason after all.
Dr. Dremora and Snoop Draugr are the best bards in Tamriel
HOLDETH UP!
Holdeth up, lollygager
Smoketh the weeds every day!
Siege castles every day! :V
Partake of the pipeweed daily
HALT UP
The year is 1255 you just walked in to the wrong town
and the arrows, pitchforks and spears start flying
Riding through the wrong village.
When you're playing D&D and you and your friends light the shit up
This be the Druid player OST
This channel did create the background music to my dnd sessions
So the crusades were just a west side and east side fight, men.
I mean the greeks against the persians was a west and east side conflict aswell
And Mongolia conquest baby,east coast against west coast
the west coast being on the est and the est coast being on the west
Remember when Tupac Sha-coeur-de-leon by killed in a ride-by, so they took revenge upon Biggie Smallahadin?
@@paritoshd 😂😂😂😂
Inquisitor Hound
and
Apothecary Dre
ha!!! good one
had me laughing hard!
underrated comment
Cant forget Mad Hound Nathaniel on the lire at the end: "drink mead everyday"
Gives this man a Knighthood
"I must say, Medicus Dre, thine herb evinceth the most peculiar sensations in mine head."
Drink mead everyday
LOL!!!
LMMFAO!!! Perfection Sir Poet!
Smoke hay everyday
La Da, Da Da Da, Thine Knowest I Am Henceforth thy Mother Fornication "D" toth thy "O" twice fold "G", La Da, Da Da Da, Thou Knowest Thine Criminal Activities Companion Includeth The King's Physician Sir Dre
Thank you, sir. As a middle-aged man who was smoking weed everyday when the original came out, I can play this version with my child in the car without worrying about profanity.
dannyjizay or just let them listen to the original, teach ‘em young 😂
Ohh you get to smoke weed everyday and your kid can't even hear profanity? That sounds unfair
You be driving them to the Renaissance Fair, I taketh? 😂
@@julianaharmatiuk2662 well, aint it the typical, hypocritical american way?
Imagine the crusades just crip walking to this ...
I remember riding down the Sword Coast to Baldur’s Gate listening to this. A real west side endeavor.
Ho there, halt!
For my gentle knights who think we are not shaped of firm stuff
We shan't jest
We shall make merry til the cart breaks down
Ho there, stay!
For my gentle knights with imbalanced humours
Rest your weary limbs
We hope you are prepared for the succeeding chronicle
... Valiant deeds everyday!
- Andre the Apothecary ft. Curious Canine.
Pure poetry
*Okay but the staccato strings actually go extremely hard.*
Fun fact: the word assassin comes from the Arabic word *Hashashins,* it means those who take hashish or Hash. Hashish is a drug made from Keef and other cannabis extracts.
Idk that that's what it _means_ per say. It might, but the hashashin are an actual historical group of assassins. From whom, yes, the word assassin derives from.
But love that tidbit! One of my favorite fun little history facts/topics for sure.
@@JahRandom I was told that by an acquaintance who is Saudi. He also explained that their fort's interior was made to resemble the description of Islam's Paradise (Heaven) and these men would be given fine clothes, drugs, women, etc. However, they would be sent on missions and told them if they didn't succeed, they couldn't get back into "Paradise"
@@dragoninthewest1 further information for you
They didn't resemble Islam and it was one of the worst sins to take the life of another human regardless of their religion or ethnicity
They were a group of outlaws who thought they were right like every other group,
For example ISIS think that they are right and so does Israel.
Ps. Thank you for knowing Arabic culture it seems like nobody does these days
they were called hashashin because they grew hashish and used it to make their targets high so they are easier to kill
@@dragoninthewest1 Wow, that makes perfect sense
Thou art aware of my presence in thy dwelling!
We conflagrate the sacred herb in accordance!
Alchemist Dre and Sir Snoop inhaling a large bag of medicinal hemp
Representing Ye Olde Compton Shire
When you put hydraulics on your chariot
When the king rewards your hard work with 3.5 fathoms of longbottom leaf
smoke pipe-weed every day
Physician Dre’s gone mad with thine harp and thine bassoon.
Alchemist Dre and Snoop D O double G have been working tirelessly in search of the timeless classic.
Snoop hound
Lord Dre the Apothecary and Sir Snoop the hound.
I need a video for this with some bouncing horse pulled carriages, buxom wenches, and a wizard making smoke rings.
Physician Andre at it again.
This makes me want to do the C-rusade Walk.
This maketh thy maidens lower socks past the ankles
A classic from 1192 from creeping hound and Dre the physician
2:47 sounds like what you'd hear upon completing a GTA mission
Quest Completed! Honour +
What’s crazy is as this starts playing, Snoop Dogg appears on TV on the BET Hip Hop Awards. Maybe it’s a sign I should have an edible. 😜🤣
When Magellan finally finds the spices he's been looking for.
Featuring Nathaniel Dogg'eth
Sir Nathaniel hound. Of the hound pound bandits
"Drink Mead Everyday"
Peasants After Leaving A Village and Migrate to a City
When you hunt a wild pig in the king's forest and get away without trouble.
This channel reminds me of the movie A Knights Tale. R.I.P Heath Ledger.
Ye olde Next'h Episode
Starring:
Ye olde Dr Plague, Sir DRE
Duke S'nooby D'ooby
Ye holy blun't leaf
Don't forget Nathaniel Hound hailing from Long Beach
Henry "the 8th of an ounce" approves
Ha!
i hope the Medieval people listen to this above there somewhere....hope they smokin it.
En route to see Gandalf for an important business meeting
Saruman tried warning him about the Halfling’s leaf.
When all the concubines enter de Hall.
let thine bosoms loose
@@christophert8419 skype me thine bosom
When the next pope will be elected, I want this as an entrance song at Vatican 🇻🇦
Crip walkin at the Vatican lmao
Omg Yeeeees 😂
I would literally die 😆
Here he is ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, coming on down the line from the big Saint Peter himself, kneel and pray to everything he's got to say, have some hope, smoke that dope...
IT'S YOUR NEEWWWWW POPE!!!!
Real gang at the vatican !!!
When thou shall disaapear with, thys king's queen
The crusaders entering through the gate's of Jerusalem be like
Holdeth, waiteth
for mine peasants whom believth we are soft
we playeth not
we shalt pipeth until the chariot breaks
Holdeth, hey
for mine peasants who behave arrogantly
taketh a seat
I desire thou art ready for the next episode
hey ey
smoketh herb ev'ryday
Pure poetry
when thee find thee kush onward thee Himalayas
"La la la la la,
It's the fellow nameth H-O-U-N-D"
duuuude thats soo good can you monetize it ?
Sir Snoopard Dogget Has Entered The Chat !
The knights were crip walking while the maidens were giving the king his lap dance.
I'd love to see Dre and Snoop reacting to this.
This sounds perfect for aoe haha
When Christophorus Columbus came back from South America with such a collection of new plants and herbs.
*this drop*
*whole cavalry crip walks*
‘Tis rocking that brigand life, yes?
LMFAO
*The Black Death had a totally different meaning back then*
2:48 Quest Completed! Renown +
If this isn’t played after Jerusalem is retaken, the crusade is an automatic failure.
And when they strum this in the inn squire ye must rise to thy feet
Drinketh th cannabis every morning
You Sire, got yourself a new subscriber
Straight out tha killa streets of Byzantine!!!
Snoop is no jester, when it comes to mastering the craft of bringing down the house
I'm playing this while cruising down to the abby on my horse and carriage.
Indeed a perfect song to play on thy horse
Man, you need to do all of "The Edge by David Axelrod" the sample you hear in the beginning and throughout the song.
Why do I feel like writing a Black medieval movie to these?
I'd watch it!Black Knight with Martin Lawrence was awesome :)
La-da-da-da-dah
It's the Spiffing' D-O-double-G
La-da-da-da-dah
You know I'm rambling' with the DRE
What what what what?
(So set fire to the Venetian Herbs squire!)
Blaze it up, blaze it up!
(Just blaze that dandy up squire, splendid, how are you Snoop??)
Top Dogg, bite them all, squire burn the dandy up
D-p-g-c my squire turn that dandy up
Comptonshire, Long beach Castle Crew, I say we are together again
And when ye' bard this in ye' court fair maiden you must rise
Bandit Squire, Black market Merchants, they be leaving it behind
Peasent, yo' life, squire we are living in a castle.
Takin' chances whilst we dancin' in the court fo' sho'
Slip my courtisan a florin' and she shall entertain'
Harlots be looking at me strange, but you know I don't care
Yeah...
This is what Gandalf listens to when he lights up some old Toby.
When King Charles and Charlemagne smoking some weed from England
When your enemy sows salt in the fields, drains the canals and leaves no eye open to weep for the dead.
These instrumentals are dope and the comments are even better HERE YE HERE YE HAZZARR!
those gents seeth me rollin those gents hating
Compton, Long Shanks, Robin Hood!!
This would be called 'The Next Empire' back then
Thou shalt smoke the magic weed every day
We shalt rocketh it til thyne wheels falleth off- Sir Nate Hound
When thou are blazingeth
Alchemist Andre and Curious Canine making the Medieval Days awesome!
I love this TH-cam channel. Best recommendation I've ever had.
“Apothecary Dre! Roll thy herb inhalents, thy track shall hit thee eardrums like a trebuchet to thous curas!
“
When you do a swordflip...
The song that'll be in the next Assasin's Creed. It will play after 100% completion .
Damn, I want a bardcore version of Regulate.
Surely you didnt miss...
th-cam.com/video/Y6aT3e3J0BI/w-d-xo.html
Imagine the people of the court Crip walkin to this 😂
When you said burn the witch, but someone misheard it as weed and now the whole kingdom got high
Man, this songs and comments are GOLD
Me and my homies on our way to siege a castle
Pulleth up then