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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- this is still not guilty gear my bad for enjoying blazblue centralfiction
hakumen and es are traumatic characters and i will be talking about them to my therapist for the years to come. i can still hear their voices in the back of my mind, their big sword normals take up my headspace - their hitboxes flash in and out of my mind... the zoning... the parries... there is no coherent thought anymore; what little brain activity was happening has all but ceased and all that is left is pure, honest footsies.
ok maybe my trauma just has to do with the fact that i fought skye
another week another episode of "wow i can't believe it's not guilty gear!" as i try my best to keep a decent sleep schedule and i slowly run out of footage (i am already out we will need a miracle or a sacrifice(my circadian rhythm) to get more fighting game clips)
fr tho? the last blazblue vid did a lot better than i expected i genuinely thought we'd be getting like 500 views by a week i did not expect as many people to stick around and watch it but turns out most of you are insane people who watch us for PERSONALITY and not PURE CONTENT i can't believe you all shaking my head (jokes aside thanks for sticking around, means a lot that people enjoy me and my homies' brainrot antics)
it's actually impressive how i got this done on time instead of rendering it 2 hours before i'm supposed to upload it like i have the past 2 uploads, but as it turns out giving yourself breaks is a big help when i comes to getting things done on time :D who would've thought saving it for the last second and doing it all in 2 nights would be STRESSFUL and lead to BURNOUT couldn't be me (it will happen again)
in other news I AM A PROPHET and i APOLOGISE for willing the guilty gear strive switch port into existence by calling my first ggst video "3ds quality" APOLLO'S GIFT OF PROPHECY NEVER CEASES TO FAIL TO CURSE US WITH THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOMES IMAGINABLE!!! (it's cool, but i hope it's /optimized/ yknow and not just a sloppy mess because i am NOT doing crossplay with a switch player if it'll turn into a slideshow on the wrong stage, i deal with that on my own pc enough already)
and that new dbfz patch... i might have to hop back on.
should i even link other social media at the bottom of this are you reading this is anybody reading this does this matter anymore even i don't read descriptions anymore does anyone on this earth still read this shit i'm calling out into the void if you read the description comment "salad please stop uploading videos you loud obnoxious carried mf" and if anybody questions you then you KNOW they didn't read the description shaking my smh head
uhh yeah enjoy the video it's time for me to become sleepymixx zzzZZZ
11:06 sleep with one eye open, you'll need it to know when you have to block :)
:(
Pulling up the wiki page and the hitbox data whenever a stupid move hits will never not be funny
"I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT."
214A
i will make it unfunny by overusing it :)
@@saladmixx IMPOSSIBLE
236236A Terumi VS Taunt Azrael.
Sol "Guilty Gear" Badguy vs Justice Guiltygear
awwww he took her last name :)
one (1) yellow sofa, three (3) coiled springs, twelve (12) horses.
... will that be all, sir?
salad did the classic talk shit to get fucked combo, saying going to do good on random to immediately get carl one of the hardest characters in the cast
i hit myself with the curse HAHAHAH
AND I'M STILL SO MAD THAT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS HOLD THE BUTTON TO MOVE HER I'M ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND OVER THAT
Something I want to bring up in this video is the common misconception that hakumen color 8 is a justice color, when in reality it's meant to be susano'o (yosuke's ultimate persona) from persona 4. The color was originally a universal persona slot in CPEX that came back to CF after it won in a voting poll
you learn something new everyday (i will forget and continue to call it the justice colour)
Wake up. It's been three years, your mother and I miss you.
NEXT YOU'RE GONNA SAY THE ACCIDENT WASN'T MY FAULT
1:23 Syncing Duel to this is actually so hype holy shit
i didn't even try to sync it at first it just happened LOL
9:43 The subtitles are much appurreciated
Ah yes, my favorite healing mage with a guardian android... Cecilia
clearly someone had immergreen on the brain
5:21 I should've expected.
Naoto Kurogane
11:07 the fckin DST spider image LMAO we're so back
i didn't want to put an actual spider there and the little dst guys were the first to come to mind LOL
@@saladmixx nah nah based reference
a certified blazblue banger
my mans evolving from golira at home to skoriath at home (but fr this video is fire, im not a blazblue person but i would absolutely watch more non-gg vids.)
oh goDDAMNIT I WILL NEVER BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS
(videos that aren't guilty gear are one thing but what say you about videos that aren't fighting games hmmm)
@@saladmixx cool if it's CrossCode
@@lexo632 😔
@@saladmixx CrossCode my beloved :)
Big smile on face at 7:55
Mag-time
I'm super here for the bbcf videos. Love the hitbox edits
Your laughs are so lovely, even if I have no clue on what's happening on my screen
the less you know the better we do NOT play this game properly LMAO
As someone with no interest in guilty gear but loves blazblue, I would love to see more and will watch every time
alright we playin entropy effect next /j
@@saladmixx don’t play with me about Entropy Effect, I’ve got several hundred hours in that shit
@@randomprussian2284 ah shit ggs wp shake my hand HAHAHAH
i wanna see the naoto version of Greatest Ken In The World now
I don't know how I stumbled upon this video, but I'm so glad I did
When I was little I fucking LOVED blazblue games, even tho I could barely play them LOL
Amazing video boys
GROWING UP WITH BLAZBLUE MUST'VE BEEN INSANE
@@saladmixx THESE GAMES NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME, EVEN NOWADAYS WHEN I SEE GAMEPLAY I'M JUST APPALED 😭
I am trying to pick up GGST and Tekken 8 tho and then who knows, I might try a blazblue game again LOL
@@SubCruz imma be so fr with you blazblue is like so dangerously close to guilty gear but so drastically different at the same time that it just feels ALIEN as a gg player HAHAHAAH it do be MAD FUN tho absolutely worth another try
We have Guilty Gear at home.
Guilty Gear at home:
Centralling my fictions
10:47 She fucking killed Sol Badguy
8:58 peak
Lets go Es Brain Rot!
optimal naoto gaming
i'm convinced naoto players are lobotomized how else would they be all execution no braincells
Naoto player here, you give up the braincells for the funny conversions. It's a rite of passage :)
Banger vid
I didn't understand half of what was happening but it was funny
i don't understand what's happening either i'm just laughing in confusion
Imma need the song for the Terumi Jubei match
Edit: Cecilia is CRAZY
that's versus from ultrakill 👍
no way my hakumen is real
too real, it's my sleep paralysis demon
@@saladmixx question, am I actually fun to play against
@@SkypeUser_ your characters are not but you as a player are so i think it balances out p well HAHAHAH
Yummy blaze blue
Bro started BlazBallin' 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wish I have this game to play with my friend fr
it goes for super cheap sales on steam you should pick it up someday it's a silly game
humorous
salad how come you go from playing sol badguy to playing sol badguy
believe it or not i actually enjoy having a balanced toolkit as a rushdown character and it just so happens that description is just *Sol Badguy*
that's the actual reason the meme reason is *FAFNIR*
I actively hafta change my button setup to play carl on controller.
yeah holding down a face button while pressing *the other face buttons* doesn't sound very fun LOL
Enjoyed the video keep it up
congrats on 1k subs (i was the 1k)
i am so tired (thank you)
poggers video
Peak Naoto gameplay(I’m bad at this game)
dw me too
Let's gooo, more salad content
8:46 holy shit there’s tuah of the hawkumen
can i unread this sentence or is it too late for a refund now