nah if any person other gave me that I would automatedly be in debt cause of the gratitude I feel cause everything just breaks out from being important enough that we got a pieces of our hobbies or people caring
@@GrimaceShaker69Fan yeah, discretion is required 🤣 But can you please explain what exactly "edgy" or "to edge" means? I'm not a native speaker and I've never understood
@@Kipiti ahh, I said edgy cause I didn’t want to have to say anything really weird 😭 but, and don’t get mad at me for saying it, it’s essentially jerking off without the climax
A girl in highschool once complimented my hoodie and said that white was a good colour on me. That was over 15 years ago. I will carry that to my grave
A girl in my first year of high school invited me to her house and her parents were away, I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't buy the train ticket and I was too embarrassed to ask anyone for money. I will always remember her and the girl who I hanged out and had fun with for a few months before finding out I was more like entertainment for her, also she was dating this guy who I thought was my friend.
Uh Couldn't you just say "Are you a boy?" and "Are you a girl?" It freaked out because he said "Are you a boy or a girl?" therefore it couldn't answer and got upset
@@PokeBlaze2004 the one be 2 be system still doesn't allow you to answer a question worded that simply you'd have to say something like one beep for boy, 2 beeps for girl, you have to be very specific
To answer your question, no, we're not ok, we constantly feel like we cant look at anything without being called a creep but if we look away from someone we're still a creep for "trying to be sneaky" yet if we talk about it to anyone we get insulted, if a man is unhappy in a relationship its his problem, if a girls unhappy in a relationship its still the guys problem, if you even talk to a girl you're a creep, if you offer a drunk girl a ride home you're a murderer, yet no one ever checks in on us, so no we're not "ok"
Reading this light the burring rage in me for people so I would like to fight everybody for the guys but I know better and got told not to fight unless they harm you physically first also anime for drama and romance is the best example for your facts at least some of them know there in the wrong but sadly we don't get blessed like that irl keep push tho cause "It's is what it is, It's is what it is"
I think the 30:19 is that girls after slapping each other never talk again so they "disappear", but boys usually talk after beating each other. Can be wrong, not completely sure. I love how this memes are funny because how real they feel, even when in a serious talk it would be baaaad. Very good video Dips!
Some guys will slap/fight each other, then once it's over, be like "same time next week?" Meanwhile girls will call each other their nemesis and block on all social media
As a boy who’s been to the boys sleepover, here’s some stuff we do: Watch stupid stuff on social media Watch movies Play 1 or 2 board games Play a ton of video games Eat a ton of snacks but no proper meals aside from lunch and breakfast Have an exercise competition or arm wrestles Pillow fight Last to sleep challenge Sword fight or friendly (but rough) spar Prank each other Walk in on each other doing stupid stuff (like standing upside down in the middle of the room, dancing, or fighting demons) The first to wake up is always the prankster, and pranks everyone; so right when one of us sleep, it’s a competition on who can wake up first. If we all wake up at the same time, then we act like nothing happened (we always sleep at like 2:30am latest besides me and wake up at like 8am for the pranks to happen), but if only a few wake up at the same time, it’s a sword fight or pillow fight for who pranks the ones asleep. If a lot wake up, it’s a group huddle on what the prank(s) should be.
I never had a sleep over this the bois but always dreamed/wish for fun like this typing this out make me feel depressed but at least you got to experience that.
@@aidreinhorn1534 I made thermite. The teacher had no problem because you needed 2000+ degrees minimum to ignite it. I had magnesium. She told me to choose a different project idea.
Rereading this, I will elaborate. The intend was to create thermite that would theoretically burn as hot but more importantly bright enough to blind a human. I made the control, really easy just literal rust and aluminum foil. Teacher thought I couldn't light it, and didn't mind since I brought the materials. Then she saw me bring out magnesium strips and stopped me there.
I remember 7 years ago I was buying screws and a drill at lowes and a big black girl cashier called me sweetie and complimented my shirt. I still remember this to this day
I didn't believe the women's pockets thing for the longest time, then one day it dawned on me that my partner only ever wore men's pants/shorts. Fashion designers did y'all dirty.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I believe in the theory that they’re designed that way so fashion companies sell more purses. It’s the only explanation I’ve heard that makes sense
Choosing to buy something isn't being scammed, it's being a poor spender...Sounds to me like your partner was actually down to earth and not obsessed with the "Next big thing. Same reason my sister only shops in the men's section, as she says: "The Woman's section is for materialistic morons."
1:51 me too 4:58 yes 6:07 2 of my grandmas passed away may 2024 😢 7:36 why you hate me? I am a fan 8:54 the dad of my friend got arrested, before my friend was born, bc he did that exact thing in class 9:10 true 10:18 thats how i got single (bad tip, BAD TIP *BADTIPDONTTRY* ) 10:27 that is so true XD 12:40 trick 17 (but it‘s illegal) 15:29 that laugh XD 15:53 I understand: he has a gf and cheats on her with you 17:13 yes, bc when we give each other a compliment, we are unofficially „officially g-word“ 17:52 she just turned into an alarm almost as loud as the reason down there, why you shouldn’t talk back to girls LMAO 18:50 didnt you hear him say „consider this a warning“? Thats the meaning 18:56 „no more taco“ got me killed XD *if you see this answer me: why are almost all girls addicted to tacos??* 19:14 girls pockets: *2 Inventory slots*; boys pockets: *36 inventory slots*; boys bags: * 54 Inventory slots* girls _smallest_ handbags: *INF Inventory slots* 20:08 umm what is that picture? Maybe there are underaged ppls watching or 80 yr old creeps?? 20:34 same, I‘ve been working out and dieting for 6 *YEARS* and still I look like before 😢😢 20:44 can somebody explain this to me? I dont get it 23:16 woman is worse, bc they have it better, ruling in most releasionships, their r-worders and a-worders dont get so much attention, *AND THEY STILL THINK THEY HAVE IT WORSE* 24:50 I dont think so, at least not for me Boy + girl + relationship = Boy without allowance to any social media (from what I have experienced myself) + girl that takes control (same reason) 25:58 like I‘ve already said, or have I?? Idk, maybe it is at the bottom 29:40 I did this, when I was a teen, until I realised it is gross, then I stopped 30:32 mens whilst gaming in the same room every 2 seconds: WHY ARE YOU SO BAD, YOU SOLD THE GAME; and after that; 🚑🚨wee-woo-wee-woo; and; -10 000💶 30:59 giving a guy is worng, that will send them to the hospital, giving a single guy (like me😢😢), that is right, will make their life a better place, bc girls are just too shy to compliment guys, and are used to being the one getting compliments from guys 31:03 you have hatched a girl, that understands guys (thats the only thing, besides to let them go out with their homies and let them game, guys need! Respect for knowing that! #respectForYou!)- 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% 32:15 FRR This one is long so it is on the bottom: 13:42 there are way more proofs, that there is *NO* gender equality and girls are over men: Those „Creeps caught in 4k“ vids, are just girls that stalk men, they like and then decide to make money out of it and ruin their entire life for some reason Girl brutally declining a relationship with boys: *boys*: crys *girls*: laugh at the boy with no respect and call him weak, bc they just brutally hurt his emotions; Boy nicely declines a relationship WITH REASON (maybe he is in one, idk) *girl*: H-HOW C-CAN YOU DENY ME SO BRUTALLY *her friends*: yapping at the boy for being so „emotionless“ and trying to make the girl happy agian *boy*: gets mad, bc he denied nicely with reason, but doesnt even allow himself to speak or else his ears will break from all of the screaming of the girl Edidt: 21:44 is another example Guess you‘re done reading now, huh? please answer my question at 20:44? 32:25 the video is over, but this took me a long time, so could you pls make that gray button with the white outline white, by clicking this button: 👇(not forcing, but I‘d appreciate you, thx)
8:54 "There's no way boys are more irresponsible with chemicals" My sister in christ, my friend smelled hydrochloric acid (he was horribly ill afterwards)
@@DecayedPage yeah, but to make it more amusing, this was during a lesson, and we were supposed to find out the Ph value (I think it was that) of the different acids
Thats why your scared of your mother?!?!?! Not the FACT she knows every stupid embarrassing idiotic thing you have ever said or did or said in your life growing up and could literally ruin so many things in your life whenever she wanted.
@@axl256gamesx7 how you gunna counter when she talks about u leaving a skid mark in your undies. Or crusty objects found in your room. She can literally destroy you, sure you have a few counters you can throw out but even if you manage to somehow win a single battle you will never win the war EVER. She knows everything lol.
Another Vtuber reactor to this video explained it so I’ll put it here: The girl he cheats with joke is that the one on the right has her hair braids done just slightly better than the one on the left (you). Thing is, boys don’t notice that but girls will.
With the insults thing we only do that with our close friends. The true friend is the one who can call me the worst thing on earth and vice versa while we both laugh together. Me and my best friend call each other some heinous things but if either of us needs help the other will rush without thinking twice
I think there's one kind of pain that would make any girl say "the pain from giving birth isn't as bad". Cause if they knew what getting a full on kick in the nads feels like, not even getting shot would feel as bad.
Well yea, if guy have a problem with their guy friends, we 'generally' have some system of forgiveness in place depending on the “problem” at hand. Don't need some stupid drama to drive the bois apart.
Is it bad I'm partly depressed and...suicidal...yet ALL the girls at my school talk sh*t about me behind my back thinking I'm joking....yet I'm not....and men won't ever truly open up to someone unless we trust them with our life....to any women, please know if your boyfriend opens up to you, feel fucking honored because that means he trusts you with his soul...I'm only 16...in high-school and yet I wish that sometimes I can end it all and finally be happy....
It sure as heck won't make you happy. At best you pass your suffering on to your friends and family who will be sad at the loss of you and at worst you get to enjoy eternal damnation. If that's really a thing. Try to find things that make you happy and don't wallow in the crap. I personally like group activities like DnD and boardgames. Things tend to get better over time. Sure it can a 100 steps forward and 99 back but still progress
Girl, don't? Please? I can't say whether highschool will get better, but you won't know how much better life is after if you end it now. if your parents are being supportive, go to your school counselor and ask if there is someone you can talk to. Say your concerned over a friend and she doesn't want to tell anyone so you are trying to get her help, because your scared for her. Counselor probably won't believe your asking for a friend but if they are any good at their job, realize that you don't want it known yet. And if she presses, say it's for an online buddy who lives in your area. Please leave a response so we know your okay?
Dipper, as men, we're constantly pushing each other to exceed their potential and the roasting on a successful attempt is how we encourage and show acknowledgment of their efforts cuz compliments can be sus. We just want the best for our brothers
27:43 Not only did Granny called her out, she even swatted her, now that's a Grandma everyone will love 😂 30:44 I think the joke here is because you can't slap a woman unless you want society to rip you a new hole 😂
14:56 thats alot of guys they don't know how to talk/interact with girls so any "hints" dont exist and guys have be careful in proximity so there's limited to negative progress because its based on how girl feels at the moment
There is also the fact that, since men generally don't have as good a sense of smell as women, we have a tendency to use too much because we can barely smell it otherwise.
11:05 Gotta admit that at least she knows what she wants. 30:35 I have two theories. #1 She got slapped so hard she was obliterated. #2 Girls run away or leave when slapped and there's no forgiveness?
22 years ago a woman told me that i diserve happiness and that i should not give up. That was the last time a woman gave me a compliment. I am alone and i suffer.
6:39 i find it funny how every girl thinks we talk about military history. It's, in fact, men in military history, as in men who served in the military, being every age and interacting with each other like normal people. It also shows girls don't understand. 😂
I love your channel and just subscribed last night. This is funny! 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel like I'm more of a girl than a gal which I'm okay with. I may be feminine but my masculinity isn't fragile. 😊😊
27:00 This was me in college except instead of her having a BF, I was so oblivious and had tuned out thoughts of being in a relationship for so long that I think I accidently rejected her since I didn't make any moves on her. I didn't even realize that I might be being hit on cause I just had no romantic thoughts in my head. Girl invited me over to work on assignment > girl makes me dinner > girl clearly isn't all that interest in doing homework > girl excuses herself to shower. Me: "Hm, she must really trust me to do that since she's all alone. Welp, time to knock this homework out." Sorry Priscilla; you failed to pierce my autistic automated mental defense system despite firing a cluster of hypersonic missiles. 😅😅
@@Khailward Like crazy true. The wife kept looking at me weird wondering what I was doing the first several times I did it at the house. She's used to it now.
At 9:14 The thing that was written on The left is "(Alt/eigentliche)deutsche Schrift"/(old/Actual) German Scripture. Today it's sadly not very known anymore.
Okay, the most fascinating thing about the Roman empire was not their army, military achievements, political structure.. it was their concrete. They used limestone to let it fix the cracks when it rained! Genius idea that has lasted thousands of years. Way better than our concrete.
Why is the 3 day vacation thing is so accurate lmfao I literally went to my cousins for three days with an ingles bag with clothes cologne and a drink lmfao
There are pains WORSE than giving birth. I've had several kidney stones and talking to mothers they've told me they rather GIVE BIRTH AGAIN than experience the pain of a kidney stone again. It was the only pain I've ever experienced that put me in the floor in tears, personally... and I'm a disabled Marine Corps veteran who's been shot and stabbed.
28:00 a sport is 1. An athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess. 2. Often competitive and organized. 3. Uses, maintains, or improves physical ability and skills. 4. Provides enjoyment to participants and, in some cases, entertainment to spectators.
At 19:28 the first thing that came to mind was when i shoved my entire winter coat into my shorts pocket because i always wear shorts even in winter but i was inside and had no where to put the coat since i was in school so i shoved it into my pocket.
"Giving guys a compliment is never done enough." This is completely true. I still remember the time when a lesbian gave me a compliment about having a nice beard randomly. I will probably never ever forget it. XD Give guys more compliments girls.. youll see them react... but make sure its not in a joke.. that will backfire hard.
Yes we are bullying each other for fun. As long as one. The real bullies are those who bully insecure Person or those who don't stop when someone hits his limit. That's also why we say that a true friend first laughs at you for falling before helping you.
12:43 For those wondering. The reason why cologne last longer then perfumes has to do with the alcohol content for both of them. Less alcohol less amount of time.
My Chemistry teacher once found out I and my friend were trying to make gunpowder in our lab. Long story short, we became little lab assistants. And I once tasted what I think was a salt and it burned my tongue horribly.
That compliment thing is real. I was working at a charity event when a girl in line just randomly told me I have very pretty eyes. I’ve been riding that for like 3 years.
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked, competitive sex.
I live in fear of this.
sex olympics
Don't fear... Just "Git Gud"!
@@SlytheyTove I need to stock up on Estus then!
Competitive sex is what happens when they run out of condoms at the lodges that they put the athletes in during the Olympics
wouldnt that just be the actors
Fun fact: If you buy a man a huge Lego set, he will be loyal to you for life.
fun fact you buy anything remotely close to any of his hobbies and he will be loyal for life.
Yes
Honestly i just want affection but I feel way too clingy @@luk4s56
nah if any person other gave me that I would automatedly be in debt cause of the gratitude I feel cause everything just breaks out from being important enough that we got a pieces of our hobbies or people caring
Nah the thumbnail is wild
My aeronautics teacher and I set the celling on fire by accident with rocket fuel. We moved outside to finish it up
@@Dougthickadome Finish burning the celling?
@@carnonPL ruined by explaining, stop doing that if you ever want to be funny my guy.
@@Myhaay if you say so
4:55 "attempted to unstick nutz from leg" bro how is it so relatable💀😭
I put my hands in my pockets and I try to adjust 💀
@@Kipiti only problem is, that when you get caught with your hands in your pocket, near it, they think you’re getting edgy
@@GrimaceShaker69Fan yeah, discretion is required 🤣
But can you please explain what exactly "edgy" or "to edge" means? I'm not a native speaker and I've never understood
@@Kipiti ahh, I said edgy cause I didn’t want to have to say anything really weird 😭 but, and don’t get mad at me for saying it, it’s essentially jerking off without the climax
@@GrimaceShaker69Fan Nevermind, now I know 💀
A girl in highschool once complimented my hoodie and said that white was a good colour on me. That was over 15 years ago. I will carry that to my grave
One time a girl didn't call the cops on me when I passed her in the hallway. She will forever be an angel to me...
I have a girl that calls me handsome every time I meet her. That girl is my grandma, she is the best girl in the world.
@@deathnoterz3000 bro thats more than I'm ever gonna have
A girl in my first year of high school invited me to her house and her parents were away, I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't buy the train ticket and I was too embarrassed to ask anyone for money. I will always remember her and the girl who I hanged out and had fun with for a few months before finding out I was more like entertainment for her, also she was dating this guy who I thought was my friend.
@@maximumeffort1006 she is too old to be called a girl lol
8:47 I was suspended, because I tried to make napalm in our school chemistry lab once.
I got expelled for making small magnesium filing pressure bombs 😢
I set a desk on fire in chemistry
he asked the ghost it's gender, but because of the answer system, it gave it was not capable of answering the question so it started freaking out
With no corporeal form, gender is meaningless.
Bro was like” I don’t know bitch I just died”
That's when you know it's a demon
Uh Couldn't you just say "Are you a boy?" and "Are you a girl?"
It freaked out because he said "Are you a boy or a girl?" therefore it couldn't answer and got upset
@@PokeBlaze2004 the one be 2 be system still doesn't allow you to answer a question worded that simply you'd have to say something like one beep for boy, 2 beeps for girl, you have to be very specific
To answer your question, no, we're not ok, we constantly feel like we cant look at anything without being called a creep but if we look away from someone we're still a creep for "trying to be sneaky" yet if we talk about it to anyone we get insulted, if a man is unhappy in a relationship its his problem, if a girls unhappy in a relationship its still the guys problem, if you even talk to a girl you're a creep, if you offer a drunk girl a ride home you're a murderer, yet no one ever checks in on us, so no we're not "ok"
Reading this light the burring rage in me for people so I would like to fight everybody for the guys but I know better and got told not to fight unless they harm you physically first also anime for drama and romance is the best example for your facts at least some of them know there in the wrong but sadly we don't get blessed like that irl keep push tho cause "It's is what it is, It's is what it is"
@@AIastor1929 facts
I think the 30:19 is that girls after slapping each other never talk again so they "disappear", but boys usually talk after beating each other. Can be wrong, not completely sure.
I love how this memes are funny because how real they feel, even when in a serious talk it would be baaaad.
Very good video Dips!
I am a dude, and I was thinking the same thing. However, you are correct the more I look at the format.
Some guys will slap/fight each other, then once it's over, be like "same time next week?"
Meanwhile girls will call each other their nemesis and block on all social media
Guys after one slap: are u gae? Why didnt you just punch me?
My friend slapped my hand as a joke and got hurt from the recoil
NATRUAL BODY ARMOUR FOR THE WIN BABYYYYY
Naw I think it's cause dudes don't smack chicks but chicks smack dudes
As a boy who’s been to the boys sleepover, here’s some stuff we do:
Watch stupid stuff on social media
Watch movies
Play 1 or 2 board games
Play a ton of video games
Eat a ton of snacks but no proper meals aside from lunch and breakfast
Have an exercise competition or arm wrestles
Pillow fight
Last to sleep challenge
Sword fight or friendly (but rough) spar
Prank each other
Walk in on each other doing stupid stuff (like standing upside down in the middle of the room, dancing, or fighting demons)
The first to wake up is always the prankster, and pranks everyone; so right when one of us sleep, it’s a competition on who can wake up first. If we all wake up at the same time, then we act like nothing happened (we always sleep at like 2:30am latest besides me and wake up at like 8am for the pranks to happen), but if only a few wake up at the same time, it’s a sword fight or pillow fight for who pranks the ones asleep. If a lot wake up, it’s a group huddle on what the prank(s) should be.
Don't forget the wrestling mosh pits.
I never had a sleep over this the bois but always dreamed/wish for fun like this typing this out make me feel depressed but at least you got to experience that.
As an adult boy, add alcohol and card games. Also unpromted deep talk at 3 am.
not to mention roasting each other really bad 😂😂😂😂
About 10 years ago at my highschool, 4 guys blew the door off the chemistry room and set what was left of the table on fire durning class.
They're all probably rocket engineers now.
"The instructions said to pour slowly, how dare they think i can't do this quickly"
30 seconds later
"So that's why they said do it slowly"
It erupted
@@aidreinhorn1534 I made thermite.
The teacher had no problem because you needed 2000+ degrees minimum to ignite it.
I had magnesium.
She told me to choose a different project idea.
Rereading this, I will elaborate.
The intend was to create thermite that would theoretically burn as hot but more importantly bright enough to blind a human.
I made the control, really easy just literal rust and aluminum foil.
Teacher thought I couldn't light it, and didn't mind since I brought the materials. Then she saw me bring out magnesium strips and stopped me there.
You are now one of my favorite people i watch after this video because of how open you are and caring about women AND men. You are amazing🙏
I remember 7 years ago I was buying screws and a drill at lowes and a big black girl cashier called me sweetie and complimented my shirt. I still remember this to this day
Man… Sounds like a core memory…
*big black girl cashier* 💀
Your laugh and giggle are absolutely adorable I couldn’t stop smiling.
I hope someone can bring you that joy at some point in your life
I didn't believe the women's pockets thing for the longest time, then one day it dawned on me that my partner only ever wore men's pants/shorts. Fashion designers did y'all dirty.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I believe in the theory that they’re designed that way so fashion companies sell more purses. It’s the only explanation I’ve heard that makes sense
Sucks I hate purses. But loving my FF14 fanfest bag 🎒
Choosing to buy something isn't being scammed, it's being a poor spender...Sounds to me like your partner was actually down to earth and not obsessed with the "Next big thing.
Same reason my sister only shops in the men's section, as she says: "The Woman's section is for materialistic morons."
@@emeraldfinder5 That's actually the proven fact for it continuing to be that way today.
Women wearing men’s bottoms (if they’re the kind that need to be held up with a belt) are ALWAYS a massive turn-on for me. Especially chubby tomboys.
1:51 me too
4:58 yes
6:07 2 of my grandmas passed away may 2024 😢
7:36 why you hate me? I am a fan
8:54 the dad of my friend got arrested, before my friend was born, bc he did that exact thing in class
9:10 true
10:18 thats how i got single (bad tip, BAD TIP *BADTIPDONTTRY* )
10:27 that is so true XD
12:40 trick 17 (but it‘s illegal)
15:29 that laugh XD
15:53 I understand: he has a gf and cheats on her with you
17:13 yes, bc when we give each other a compliment, we are unofficially „officially g-word“
17:52 she just turned into an alarm almost as loud as the reason down there, why you shouldn’t talk back to girls LMAO
18:50 didnt you hear him say „consider this a warning“? Thats the meaning
18:56 „no more taco“ got me killed XD *if you see this answer me: why are almost all girls addicted to tacos??*
19:14 girls pockets: *2 Inventory slots*; boys pockets: *36 inventory slots*; boys bags: * 54 Inventory slots* girls _smallest_ handbags: *INF Inventory slots*
20:08 umm what is that picture? Maybe there are underaged ppls watching or 80 yr old creeps??
20:34 same, I‘ve been working out and dieting for 6 *YEARS* and still I look like before 😢😢
20:44 can somebody explain this to me? I dont get it
23:16 woman is worse, bc they have it better, ruling in most releasionships, their r-worders and a-worders dont get so much attention, *AND THEY STILL THINK THEY HAVE IT WORSE*
24:50 I dont think so, at least not for me
Boy + girl + relationship = Boy without allowance to any social media (from what I have experienced myself) + girl that takes control (same reason)
25:58 like I‘ve already said, or have I?? Idk, maybe it is at the bottom
29:40 I did this, when I was a teen, until I realised it is gross, then I stopped
30:32 mens whilst gaming in the same room every 2 seconds: WHY ARE YOU SO BAD, YOU SOLD THE GAME; and after that; 🚑🚨wee-woo-wee-woo; and; -10 000💶
30:59 giving a guy is worng, that will send them to the hospital, giving a single guy (like me😢😢), that is right, will make their life a better place, bc girls are just too shy to compliment guys, and are used to being the one getting compliments from guys
31:03 you have hatched a girl, that understands guys (thats the only thing, besides to let them go out with their homies and let them game, guys need! Respect for knowing that! #respectForYou!)- 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
32:15 FRR
This one is long so it is on the bottom:
13:42 there are way more proofs, that there is *NO* gender equality and girls are over men:
Those „Creeps caught in 4k“ vids, are just girls that stalk men, they like and then decide to make money out of it and ruin their entire life for some reason
Girl brutally declining a relationship with boys: *boys*: crys *girls*: laugh at the boy with no respect and call him weak, bc they just brutally hurt his emotions; Boy nicely declines a relationship WITH REASON (maybe he is in one, idk) *girl*: H-HOW C-CAN YOU DENY ME SO BRUTALLY *her friends*: yapping at the boy for being so „emotionless“ and trying to make the girl happy agian *boy*: gets mad, bc he denied nicely with reason, but doesnt even allow himself to speak or else his ears will break from all of the screaming of the girl
Edidt: 21:44 is another example
Guess you‘re done reading now, huh? please answer my question at 20:44?
32:25 the video is over, but this took me a long time, so could you pls make that gray button with the white outline white, by clicking this button:
👇(not forcing, but I‘d appreciate you, thx)
8:54 "There's no way boys are more irresponsible with chemicals" My sister in christ, my friend smelled hydrochloric acid (he was horribly ill afterwards)
I do chemistry as a hobby and I absolutely agree, we tend to do dumb stuff sometimes
@@DecayedPage yeah, but to make it more amusing, this was during a lesson, and we were supposed to find out the Ph value (I think it was that) of the different acids
Chlorine gas is such an effective chemical weapon because it turns into hydrochloric acid when it enters the moisture in the lungs and sinuses...
@@christiankal2855 hehehehehe idkw but this made my day because its so funny he just straight up smelled it hehehehe
@@TessaLord believe me, I laughed so hard that day, and the fact he had to go home because of it made it even better
Your scream laugh heals my soul, it's the reason I subscribed!
"shouldn't we just switch to cologne then perfume?"
FINALLY! I've seen so many people react to this and NEVER put 2 and 2 together! Thank you!
So many compliments and men loving here. My heart is fluttering and I'm very happy! Thank you very much!
Of course I’m scared of my mom. She’s able to hit me.
That's why I'm not scared of mine
She's unable to hit me, it would hurt her heart too much
Thats why your scared of your mother?!?!?! Not the FACT she knows every stupid embarrassing idiotic thing you have ever said or did or said in your life growing up and could literally ruin so many things in your life whenever she wanted.
@@yzskick it's not like I don't have counterattacks to those
@@axl256gamesx7 how you gunna counter when she talks about u leaving a skid mark in your undies. Or crusty objects found in your room. She can literally destroy you, sure you have a few counters you can throw out but even if you manage to somehow win a single battle you will never win the war EVER. She knows everything lol.
I’m not afraid of my mother in the slightest. My dad on the other hand, I used to be scared shitless of the man, still am to some degree.
19:58 you had to add the butt!🤣🤣🤣
It did make me laugh though!😂
Another Vtuber reactor to this video explained it so I’ll put it here:
The girl he cheats with joke is that the one on the right has her hair braids done just slightly better than the one on the left (you).
Thing is, boys don’t notice that but girls will.
But the left is way better
Hair is hair@@shory3172
I don't think that's it. I think the joke is that they are both curls, but the right side is a "tighter" curl.
Dipper didn’t even notice and she’s a girl.
Bro I’m dead she said I will let my back be broken 😂😂 31:30
There's something about a woman getting fed up and just going out to buy mes pats for pocket capacity that just agrees with my soul.
With the insults thing we only do that with our close friends. The true friend is the one who can call me the worst thing on earth and vice versa while we both laugh together. Me and my best friend call each other some heinous things but if either of us needs help the other will rush without thinking twice
I think there's one kind of pain that would make any girl say "the pain from giving birth isn't as bad".
Cause if they knew what getting a full on kick in the nads feels like, not even getting shot would feel as bad.
My sister in high school hung out with the boys. She said there was just less drama and more weed.
Can't fault her.
yeah that checks out
Well yea, if guy have a problem with their guy friends, we 'generally' have some system of forgiveness in place depending on the “problem” at hand. Don't need some stupid drama to drive the bois apart.
She knew the best option
I feel envious for whoever gets to date her
Is it bad I'm partly depressed and...suicidal...yet ALL the girls at my school talk sh*t about me behind my back thinking I'm joking....yet I'm not....and men won't ever truly open up to someone unless we trust them with our life....to any women, please know if your boyfriend opens up to you, feel fucking honored because that means he trusts you with his soul...I'm only 16...in high-school and yet I wish that sometimes I can end it all and finally be happy....
It sure as heck won't make you happy. At best you pass your suffering on to your friends and family who will be sad at the loss of you and at worst you get to enjoy eternal damnation. If that's really a thing.
Try to find things that make you happy and don't wallow in the crap. I personally like group activities like DnD and boardgames.
Things tend to get better over time. Sure it can a 100 steps forward and 99 back but still progress
Girl, don't? Please? I can't say whether highschool will get better, but you won't know how much better life is after if you end it now. if your parents are being supportive, go to your school counselor and ask if there is someone you can talk to. Say your concerned over a friend and she doesn't want to tell anyone so you are trying to get her help, because your scared for her. Counselor probably won't believe your asking for a friend but if they are any good at their job, realize that you don't want it known yet. And if she presses, say it's for an online buddy who lives in your area.
Please leave a response so we know your okay?
30:34 Someone has probably said it before but it's a joke about how girls don't talk after a fight.
15:50 It means you ARE the girl he cheats with.
Been scrolling for 5 minutes for this answer 😂
@@ArsaneKenshin same lmao
Please react to more of these, your reactions to these memes are fantastic lmao
Dipper, as men, we're constantly pushing each other to exceed their potential and the roasting on a successful attempt is how we encourage and show acknowledgment of their efforts cuz compliments can be sus.
We just want the best for our brothers
Your pfp looks kinda familiar, where have I seen that pattern before…
Her laugh was amazing at 17:50 that almost made me spill my soda
27:43 Not only did Granny called her out, she even swatted her, now that's a Grandma everyone will love 😂
30:44 I think the joke here is because you can't slap a woman unless you want society to rip you a new hole 😂
That second one
Nah they just never talk to each other again
Me a boy who understands the signs of girls but is anxious of misunderstanding: How should i ever get a girlfriend.
of course he has a dining table! You put the Keyboard and Mouse to the side and can put your food there!
I have a descrption for ur avatar.
It is utterly handsome and everyone cannot help but look in awe... oh and the girl holding it is just ok
20:35 - Just hoping that Dipper was actually able to recognize the irony in this pic.
Was walking home from work nearly 8 years ago and cute blond skateboarded past, I smiled and nodded to her and she smiled it. Really made my day
14:56 thats alot of guys they don't know how to talk/interact with girls so any "hints" dont exist and guys have be careful in proximity so there's limited to negative progress because its based on how girl feels at the moment
i hate my life for no reason but watching you makes me feel better
ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT SHE PREDICTED RDJ COMING BACK😭😭😭
Also, Dipper likes the scent of vanilla...
SUBBED!
Maybe I'm wrong, but most of the time men's perfumes aren't as delicate as women's, and they smell stronger, so technically the scent stays longer.
There is also the fact that, since men generally don't have as good a sense of smell as women, we have a tendency to use too much because we can barely smell it otherwise.
I got addicted to that laugh, I can't 😂
8:55 I had one friend back in my elementary school that he put the bunsen burner fire knob to max while holding it diagonally like a flamethrower😭💀
Dipper’s famous last words: “I like having my back…get broken.”
11:05 Gotta admit that at least she knows what she wants.
30:35 I have two theories. #1 She got slapped so hard she was obliterated. #2 Girls run away or leave when slapped and there's no forgiveness?
Its number 2
#2 is the answer but #1 is much more funny 😂
22 years ago a woman told me that i diserve happiness and that i should not give up. That was the last time a woman gave me a compliment. I am alone and i suffer.
6:39 i find it funny how every girl thinks we talk about military history. It's, in fact, men in military history, as in men who served in the military, being every age and interacting with each other like normal people.
It also shows girls don't understand. 😂
That part of the " 1% Walks weird bc of injury but 99% is to unstick the yk from the leg " is real
0:28 SAME 😭
I love your channel and just subscribed last night. This is funny! 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like I'm more of a girl than a gal which I'm okay with. I may be feminine but my masculinity isn't fragile. 😊😊
27:00 This was me in college except instead of her having a BF, I was so oblivious and had tuned out thoughts of being in a relationship for so long that I think I accidently rejected her since I didn't make any moves on her. I didn't even realize that I might be being hit on cause I just had no romantic thoughts in my head. Girl invited me over to work on assignment > girl makes me dinner > girl clearly isn't all that interest in doing homework > girl excuses herself to shower. Me: "Hm, she must really trust me to do that since she's all alone. Welp, time to knock this homework out." Sorry Priscilla; you failed to pierce my autistic automated mental defense system despite firing a cluster of hypersonic missiles. 😅😅
@@rOvertJustice wasn't Priscilla The female sloth in the DMV from zootopia?
@@ShortBusboiz-x5x That's not a common name. Sounds like this Priscilla wasn't into "going slow"!
The reason a man being too attracted to his wife is because we are not raised to feel too much happiness or emotions in a day.
17:46
Ah the gremlin has been unleashed good
To be clear, It is pretty accurate that we men get into chemistry so we can learn how to make shit go boom!
23:08 Welcome to comic books, nobody stays dead here... except uncle Ben.
4:59 It's very true, Dipper
@@Khailward Like crazy true. The wife kept looking at me weird wondering what I was doing the first several times I did it at the house. She's used to it now.
At 9:14 The thing that was written on The left is "(Alt/eigentliche)deutsche Schrift"/(old/Actual) German Scripture. Today it's sadly not very known anymore.
BOYS WE GOT LEAKED NOOOOOOOO
Yeah bruh they didn’t know that we walk goofy to unstick our balls
The secrets have been told
@@Quabbledorfso true
4:58 yes its true
It’s true I do that and I also do it in reverse
@@MrDarkSith its so true
As a boy, it's 100% true.
27:00 did she just perform the turbulence?😂
8:01 i think the joke is the man is alone cause her girlfriend go back in time to see her ex
I unfortunately had a coworker that would wait for 3 to 4 months before he would take a shower and wash his clothes.
Yes the part of walking funny is true. It's so annoying if they stick to your leg.
27:54 is that EDP 😂EDP be rizzin
03:03 oh my god, the raptors of jurassic park didnt know what age they were brought into and i can hardly breathe!
As a car guy, the “ horse power” joke made me lose my mind. 😂😂😂
I can confirm the chemistry lab shenanigans
I myself have gotten high on ammonia multiple times
17:49 I’ve never heard a more contagious laugh in my life
Okay, the most fascinating thing about the Roman empire was not their army, military achievements, political structure.. it was their concrete. They used limestone to let it fix the cracks when it rained! Genius idea that has lasted thousands of years. Way better than our concrete.
Why is the 3 day vacation thing is so accurate lmfao I literally went to my cousins for three days with an ingles bag with clothes cologne and a drink lmfao
Guys who are friends: Insult each other, but don't actually mean it
Girls who are friends: compliment each other, but don't actually mean it
At school guys in my science class are always spilling chemicals and water everywhere and setting fire to paper when we have a practical lesson.
I can confirm the chemistry one. I had a classmate who wanted to be branded by a small metal rod we had.
There are pains WORSE than giving birth. I've had several kidney stones and talking to mothers they've told me they rather GIVE BIRTH AGAIN than experience the pain of a kidney stone again. It was the only pain I've ever experienced that put me in the floor in tears, personally... and I'm a disabled Marine Corps veteran who's been shot and stabbed.
17:50 monkey laugh😂😂😂 so cute of a laugh😂
Your laugh is downright infectious
How to impress a girl on a date:
- be on time.
- have nice clothes.
- be nice.
- give her flowers.
How to impress a guy on a date:
- show up.
😂
okay i agree with the why man walk funny part😭
28:00
a sport is
1. An athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess.
2. Often competitive and organized.
3. Uses, maintains, or improves physical ability and skills.
4. Provides enjoyment to participants and, in some cases, entertainment to spectators.
1, 3, and 4 are covered. We can fix the absence of 2.
At 19:28 the first thing that came to mind was when i shoved my entire winter coat into my shorts pocket because i always wear shorts even in winter but i was inside and had no where to put the coat since i was in school so i shoved it into my pocket.
"Giving guys a compliment is never done enough." This is completely true. I still remember the time when a lesbian gave me a compliment about having a nice beard randomly. I will probably never ever forget it. XD Give guys more compliments girls.. youll see them react... but make sure its not in a joke.. that will backfire hard.
8:54 i was like, "That can't be true?" No! I assure you, it is
Yes we are bullying each other for fun. As long as one. The real bullies are those who bully insecure Person or those who don't stop when someone hits his limit. That's also why we say that a true friend first laughs at you for falling before helping you.
19:11 true my pockets are always filled to the brim with bread so that i always have something to eat when im hungry
12:43 For those wondering. The reason why cologne last longer then perfumes has to do with the alcohol content for both of them. Less alcohol less amount of time.
8:53 I am very responsible with chemicals (But I somehow still manage to break a god damn beaker)
The thumbnail goes crazy💀💀
8:45 yes dipper, that is 100% true 💀
My Chemistry teacher once found out I and my friend were trying to make gunpowder in our lab. Long story short, we became little lab assistants. And I once tasted what I think was a salt and it burned my tongue horribly.
That compliment thing is real. I was working at a charity event when a girl in line just randomly told me I have very pretty eyes. I’ve been riding that for like 3 years.
As a man the homies talk shit because they love you but can't express it
Your wallet, your phone, hand sanitizer, the Lost City of Atlantis
20:29 BRO BECAME A SIGMA CHAD 🗿
"{About Iron Man dying] Unless he comes back somehow..."
Me, from the future: Oh, boy! Do I have some news for you!
16:28 the illuminati is probably a group of high school girls😂
Introducing the new sequel to “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,” it’s “If You Give A Man A Compliment.”