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i swear the guy that's making the war thunder shorts is singlehandedly carrying the entire channel
truly, also you have 787 likes
He’s carrying the entire game
this has been said like a thousand times now
@@cc67-94 yeah because it’s true 💀
this and “THE SHOOTING RANGE” are my favorite gaijin content
*Extinguish stock tank"
- "Thanks you very much"
- "Negative!"
How do you know whether he's stock or not?
@@noisambie because if a tank has Fire extinguisher, it usually doesnt stay on fire for any longer than just time to kill an enemy who set it on fire
If somebody helps you, it's only because you are of use to them
Rule number 0
"if you want changes to war thunder vehicles, leak classified documents"
Pure chads. People call them stupid but I disagree.
F16 got leaked lmao
@yes no not what he was referring to, players of war thunder leaked an irl classified shell for a Chinese tank and war thunder added it
@@kop1522 and that one British tank
@@kop1522 it's happened 7 times, not just the chinese intel
"Attack the B Point"
"i refuse!"
"Attack the D Point"
"I Agree!"
Ah yes, the warthunder special
sorry to people in other countries,
here's the translation:
t12
t32
t14
t31
@@TianyuQi what?
@@ChapCinematicsthat is the corresponding numbers to what is prompted in chat being referenced above.
ATTACK THE D POINT!
Guys i think they just fed basement guy something other than mac & chees. His true form is beginning to show.
Yes that's true because they fed him my cousin...
@@thecheesy1 I am so sorry for your loss mate 😢🙏
@@Coldbenchwarmer Oh it's alright he was old cheese that the snail kept in their cellar... I think I lost about 3 cousins before he was eaten by the basement guy, it's a commun thing within the cheese community
Вкусно и точка
@@universeparrot1329 Ummmh I don't speak russian... but I speak french(?) so.... yeah
Rule 69: don't kill team mates, rule 420: drive planes, sail tanks, fly ships.
Picturing a flying HMS Dreadnought rn
BV-238 says "Hello"
*snail tanks
Ah yes.
Rule 620 share were you can get the documents
"Extinguish players on stock tank"
Me who tries to Extinguish fire but it's still bugged to where you can't : 👁👄👁
Was looking for this comment, so its still bugged you say??? I haven’t tested it in a while as i cannot get to others fast enouh
REAL
It was fixed for me when I last played 3 days ago.
@@Pantsinabucket Okay ... I'll try harder next time and we'll see :D
I know that I depleted my entire extinguisher stock trying to help a guy. He still burned down. That was about a month ago. It better be bugged, because if there is a mechanical reason for extinguishing not to work, that would be one of the dumbest additions in the game.
Sometimes I forget this is the official WT channel.
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Lol me too
@@OSA_enjoyersame
Noo waaaay. I never noticed 😂😂😂 Wartunder is one love
Me too
Rule 69:
Let your teammates go first, when they inevitably die the enemy will have given away their position
That is so sigma 😮
That is so sigma 😮
and the ennemy would be probably weakened and you'll get the kill easily without stealing it 😂
Rule 69: Spam Attack the D Point
Defend the D point !
@@odynith9356 I refuse!
@@JohnLongsteel No! Attack the D point!
@@ianphighter defend the enemie Base
ATTACK THE D POINT!
The fact that Gaijin knows how useless the "Attack the D point" command is, and they still won't delete it because of the memes is beautiful
Yessir
You also forgot..
If your outta ammo become the ammo
But it's only useful if you're a fat tank and the enemy has no armor
Planes themselves don't cause damage, right? (I love to do Kamikaze when I'm out of bombs)
It's so wonderful, that my teammates always follow every of these rules, instead of co-op point capturing!
Gaijin nerfed it a while back where everyone gets less the more people are on it
@@goosegamerau3200 Exactly. These changes are what push people to be individualistic. It's so stupid.
It is just impossible to wait for Churchill and KV-1E!😂
Don't buy premium, The ultimate chad thing to do
no no no
So waste centuries trying to get to 3.7 instead? Nah im good
@@adamoutulny2345 Everyone has their own opinion
@@MrRasis89 yes
@@adamoutulny2345 i got ti 3.7 in 3 days
"Teammates are enemies in blue"
Wtf ? It's the exact opposit that's said on this short, help your teammates, or lose the battle.
@@bartholomewkuma467 ever heard of sarcasm?
48 laws of power XD
@@bartholomewkuma467ever played the game?
@@bartholomewkuma467 bro i can tell you haven’t played war thunder most teammates are rats
Master of Russian Bias 🗿
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Rule 7: Do not shoot the nuke plane
Rule 8: Disregard rule 7
Rule 9: follow rule 8
Upd: Don’t shoot the nuke plane of losing team. That guy earned his victory.
I think we need to shoot it to protect others
@@luqmanhakimi4135 no the people who get the nuke go trough so much suffering let them have it
Nothing felt better then killing 5 tanks holding the enemy line then typing "push now" and steamrolling the entire enemy team as a group of 8
Sigma rule: make 2 specific tier 1 research modules for survival and general enjoyment free
Tbh the fact you have to get any of them is kinda annoying. Specially with how big of a difference they make. Add in the fact how tediously long it takes without paying them. They just add in another wall that if you also don’t pay through with premium you’ll just be worse in every way then the same guy in the same tank.
And ammo modification
@@Miles26545 on some tanks yes not all tho... like a stock bulldogs ammo is garbage but a stock panther or tigers ammo is great
@@redgator7250 nah i love taking out my new tank and then wasting all of my 10 free repairs because i cant move after i get hit in the engine... or my entire turret becomes useless so i enter the driving sim.
@@redgator7250 the worst of them all is fpe. Driving 10min in a maus just to get shot with 4ft of my ass sticking out of cover or a heli hitting fuel tanks with rockets. Over a hour in a maus and I just recently got fpe
Rule 6: If someone say no you stop shooting him
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
No comment? Imma fix that
Rule 7: when they say to not flare because of missile don’t flare
Sigma Rule 8: Destroy top tier with low tier vehicles.
@@farre1212 L3 vs Leopard 2
@@Rip_and_Tear_Until_it_is_Doneyes 🍷🗿
Everyone breaks the “don’t steal a kill” rule
Everytime my plane is "lost" I still drop bombs and shoot at anyone I see. I have gotten kills while being "technically" dead. Thanks to someone leaving me alone after I started to burn and tumble with only half a wing.
even me
What I be saying if they had better pilots I wouldn’t steal kill
@@ronniefairley2388 this is why we need MMR. So people like you won't ever show up in my games.
Rule number 6: don’t stop a nuke, escort it
yep, one of the few instances where I use my StuKa in a fighter role xD
Rule 7:always defend nashorns there weak from almost every side
got team killed with my first nuke still have not got one again
theres only 5 rules, you're not part of writing them dont cry
@@deusvult8251bro cant even get a joke go cry
“Rule 1: Extinguish allies on stock tanks”
Thanks gaijin, real helpful way of telling us you fixed FPE after 3 months of nonstop complaints.
possible additions:
-help out a flipped tank or a stuck tank even if its an enemy.
-pull an ally being shot at into safety if possible
shoot a flipped enemy into its belly with a HEP
I flipped an enemy tank back on its tracks in the port map. That dude became my best buddy of the round. He guarded me with his tank until the end.
@@Wildbird382Whoever does that has to be a real jerk if you kill the person who helped you out of that situation.
I've never managed to right a flipped friendly yet, but I'll be damned if I don't try until they die or bail out
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Rule 8: Acknowledge when the enemy outplays you and congratulate their skill (esp when it’s a good dogfight in ARB)
Unless he uses an objectively broken plane
@@MaticTheProto yessir
That doesn't apply to Levi Hall
I need to get better at dogfights
Oh all mighty snail, none of my team mates follow these rules, so may you smite them with all your power
Morale of the story, be a team player and help the team out.
Helping players improves team morale.
@@erikford7959 teamwork make the dream works also becomes meisterstuk
The game gets more fun when people are nice to each other
I wonder how great this game would be if they gave you more than 150 silver lions for helping repairing or actually rewarding team play not just kills
You don't have to be sigma to ve a good person
Rule 1: Don't kill enemy pilots that are crash landing
Fr two people died trying to kill me
Me: broken propeller, spinning out, and missing half my wing
Me: crash land on Ir RB and don't Jout
Them: it's free kill assist **proceeds to commit war crimes**
Why not?
@@jonathanmurphy8147 There's no skill involved in killing someone who is out-of-game already and no need to do so as you'd be of more use to your team if you concentrate on those still flying.
@@datpudding5338 more fun to land the killing blow tho. Also if you know what you are doing it takes little time and ammo.
did anybody else notice that the tag for the stock tank was "Master of Russian Bias" lol🤣
Rule 7: don't say GAYjin when you got killed
The snail will come for you...
@@MaliqIbrahim-1306 it will be fast
@@Artemiycoplol
keep the 69 likes
Gayjin
I do and this is way to keep my teammates lives in match,no matter how it goes but never men left behind 🍷🗿
Edit:500 likes? I'm very impressed 🍷🗿
I will floor it at my own peril into fire to try and pull a teammate or repair them if under fire if I can’t kill their threat first. Save the tanks ☝️☝️🙏
You are a hero sir. 🏅🗿
Time for 5 night fights in a row
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Soy el like 600 B)
Me while Repairing my teammates Tank:
NO TANK LEFT BEHIND!!!
Rule 7: always say thank you if they help you
Master of russian bias
.... i want that title
they gave that title in2016 in a sale
They not even hiding it anymore
Basement guy just earned gumself a new snd improved basement
Basement guy single handedly carrying the WarThunder channel with memes
"To be a sigma you must respect and treat people nicely"
-A True Gigachad
Good as well as strong, that's a Sigma
Joke aside,it's what an actual human SHOULD do
The entire thing of the vid was helping your teammates. Lmao
Guys the basement guy is calling for a rendezvous with us at the D point to rescue him from Gaijin
These skills define a true teamplayer. Such actions can really turn a battle around.
Everyone forgwts it is ateam game
Bruh, this is a masterpiece
Rule 7: Always protect you're teammates
Rule 8: If some body cant move out of danger pull them back if they ask.
I remember try to did this in my nashorn to protect my teammate tiger from Centurion
I forget how paper my tank, so the shell still go pass through my armor and kill the tiger
This is exactly why I get into debt.
I hate how 3 teammates pass by me while I am on fire or need to repair
Also u forgot to add: Always Tow your teammates if they cant and are in danger
Я один раз перевернулся и просил о помощи, всей моей команде было всё равно на меня. В итоге мне помог противник:/
The worst enemy is your ally.
Жиза
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у меня на канале есть видео такое, не ты?
No6 is to say thanks everytime someone helps repair, cherry ontop is that they reply back to that thanks with "Yes"
Whenever I have the chance I always push the one who solo cap D Point before he fully captured it out so that he doesn't get anything
The last one should be leak classified documents😂 the truest, alpha
Also, if your teammate flips over, help him no matter how long it takes.
as an m26 player, thank you
@@hansmxlviias an LVT(A) main, i wholeheartedly agree
i thank the brave souls saving my upside down ass
I’ve done these thing and there’s one thing you missed
Being a shield for your teammates to push
I been a British shield for a while
I was waiting for support
For a long time
I like to play medic when in the middle of hell on earth.
Bonus points if I saved em from being shot.
"Master of Russian bias"
One of, if not the best sigma rules out there:
If an enemy begs for mercy, whether by asking in chat or shaking turret, let them go
Gaijin should make it so you can mount explosives on the recon drone and directly attack enemy targets with it
Gaijin finally tells players not to steal a kill!
Maybe if they actually make kill rewards make sense it would be better. You know, when the guy is on fire, miss the tail and a wings it should be considered as a kill and not a `potential` kill.
that "Thank You Very Much" hits hard.
Rule number 438152484610494840754848 : if you run out of ammo.... Your the ammo !
Rule 7- Don’t immediately spawn camp when the match starts
truely the unspoken rules of wt
Never thought about that but 100% it's like it comes with playing the game.
This is officially from war thunder devs. Can't argue it
Sigma rule 7: dont kill the nuke planes
Giga rule 8: disregard rule 7
@@idontknow21101sigma rule 9: ignore rule 8 and follow rule 7
It’s called a B-29
@@The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past there are multiple planes with the nuke the TU-4 Canberra B-29 Jaguar and so on
@@nothing_at_all-r6 Giga rule 10: don't follow rules 9 and 7, follow rule 8
"Hello, we like money"-gaijin 2023
Although I know nothing about war thunder I still find this channel hilarious
Gaijin should make it that scout drones launched from the tanks that have them be able to slam into a tank and damage it to possibly destroy it
Nice joke 💀
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS nah I’m serious like the kamikaze drones used in Ukraine
@@tricky_gaming21 a drone who destroyed an entire tank ? What the hell have you smoked ?
@@bartholomewkuma467 wdym it’s a good idea
Sigma rule: start way too many tech trees and never finish one
« Attack the D point! »
I think the TBLF crews really need to see this
gaijin trying to get us to behave
He never stole the kills
I'm gonna download the game , the community looks great and the devs are cool
How's it going so far?
@@zielonythewolf5069
Ohhh don't get me started, it's frustrating and amazing, it's like cocaine, love it so far I'm playing Germany
@@ceoofdrugs4968 lol honestly the experience. Germany is my tech tree too, but god is that game annoying 😆
@@zielonythewolf5069
I noticed that most new players quit war thunder, it's not for the weak
@@ceoofdrugs4968 yes very true
It's from the official war thunder account meaning you have to follow them or else...
*BASEMENT GUY IS AT YOUR DOOR*
You forgot the true rule, always help flipped tanks, friendly or enemy.
Plot twist: that player you spared kills both you and your teammate
Rule number 6: If someone even the enemy has a nuke, escort it after the nuke drops, and then you can get the kill for extra rp and sl
Por mais que seja repleto de pessoas que avançam sem controle eu sempre faço minha parte, abato os inimigos e ajudo os amigos, na maioria das vezes faz uma baita diferença nas partidas.
Tem vezes também que vejo um aliado fazendo uma estratégia num confronto frente a frente e adapto a minha para ajuda-lo, flanqueando e incapacitando o inimigo.
Rule number 6: Don't open fire against nuke plane.
you know its sigma when the real war thunder posts it
Ещё когда в авиа РБ ты летишь бомбить вражескую базу, но встречные самолёты тебя не трогают, и ты их тоже. Уважайте друг друга
Where can I get master of Russian bias
Rule 6: give all your money to us
Rule 420: if you see sturmtiger pointing at your direction, run
" *Attack Point D!* "
ATTACK THE D POINT!
Never!
No!
Roger that!
I AGREE
Rule number 6: don’t shoot at nukes, they earned it
This is better than most shorts
Guess that means you found meme guy and he’s back in the basement?
Actually I got another rule:
If a person marked the target for himself, let the person marked it kill it, otherwise it's a steal.
NUMBER 6, dont stop a nuke
If the game wasn't designed as bad as it is, most of these would be irrelevant.
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Now that I think about it I’ve never seen a D point
Meanwhile I sacrificed myself into an enemies and so they're all fired at the same time as my teammates rolling in to blow them into oblivion.
That's a sigma moves right there by me.
The second one is real, happeneds to me all the time😭
Rule no1: always take the opportunity to see if your teammates Russian tanks can swim or not
Master of Russian Bias poppin up a bit.
A BT-7, a T-27 and an SU-122 went on an adventure... That gotta be a wholesome idea for a cute lil comic about three friends going about the world, experiencing hardship on their travels while solving problems and getting out of problems through teamwork and friendship, each of them having their own unique set of skills they brought along the journey, teaching us that even a little T-26 is able to pull off great deeds!
sigma move: make parts and fire extinguisher stock
I extinguished a teammate who was on a stock tank destroyer today, which I did instead of killing a T34 who was turretless and right behind a building close-by.
Teammate proceeded to kill 2 kv2s which I couldn't pen and could have easily destroyed me.
Afterwards we won the match and I managed to get some easy kills on Breslau map, the T34 got killed by someone else.
Lesson learned is that teammates are more important than you sometimes, sacrifice for the cause, the victory, not for personal gain.
Found Robin's channel like a week ago maybe, and really liking his personality the guy shines in his short videos and in more 'natural' settings like here on the podcast, seems like a great all around dudes and excited to see his future!
Bro I hate when someone steals a kill
How to loose silver lions rule:
Nah if you can't get a kill after chasing a plane's tail for 2 minutes I'm stealing it from you in 2 seconds.