Can You Imagine Trump Working At McDonalds?
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He'd get fired on his first shift after stealing food and throwing ketchup at the walls.
Why would you think he’d steal? He is beyond generous, definitely not a thief.
😂
@@bettywalker7548come on! He stole 4 million from his own charity and was forced by the courts to play it back! (Merely 1 example) stealing a Big Mac would be natural for him.
@@bettywalker7548 There's one born every minute!
@@zesty9815
But it was his food, he had the right to take it due to his status as a McDonalds' employee. It was as near as being President of McDonalds which would give him entitlement under the Presidential Food Act 😂
I worked at McDonald's one summer in my twenties while I was in college. It was grueling. And some folks work there for years and raise families! Much much respect to them.
Harris said the same thing. Imagine him during a rush period of time would they be able to keep up the pace.
when a manager with any kind of accent tells him to clean the bathrooms
I'd love to see his reaction 😂
Trump would have been the one who destroyed the bathroom in the first place.
I don't clean bathrooms! I block them up!
He would flush so many times.
He'd rip Tampon Tim's dispensers from the men's bathroom and throw them in the toilet. 😂
I'm Losin' Votes killed me. 🤣
same here! lmao...🤣
I'm sure he's not lost as many votes as this unfunny loser Colbert has lost viewers since he replaced Letterman.
Cause it's the truth and he knows it 😂
@@cindiserrahn6834 Yes! Vote for Kamala! We need more illegals! 20 million is not enough!
He'd get fired.
There's no way he'd be able to handle the _actual_ hard work fast food employees do every day.
He's too childish for even an entry-level position.
he's good at throwing "friends" under the "Bus-Boy" ...
Fired "like a dog", one might say.
He hasn't actually worked for a full day for anyone. It takes cooperation and the ability to learn.
He'd flunk.
Absolutely! 😂
His drive thru times right there would be enough for him to be pulled out and sent to other tasks like the bathroom cleaning or other cleaning.
Or because of his cognitive decline, he'd be a door greeter, which I think he'd absolutely love and excel at due to the amount of human interaction he'd receive.
the bit at the end is so freak'n hilarious
i laughed so loud, i think i woke my neighbours.
Bing bing bing bum bum!
OMG! This is the best one yet! Do another!
He’ll steal the secret sauce recipe, and sell it to a foreign adversary.
He'd sell it to the burger king for half a whopper and his formal endorsement.
🤭🤭
@@rustyshackelford312 can you imagine the tapes the Burger King has of him?
Spoiler: It's Thousand Island Dressing.
It's actually mayonnaise, ketchup and relish. Your welcome McDonald's 😂 they are so lazy about their "secret sauce". Anyone who experiments with these condiments, will taste the same ingredients as a big mac
“Filet o Fish!”
“Man woman person camera TV!”
Don't forget the whale.
He loves to talk about sharks
Sharks, whales, windmills, batteries, convicted felon.
He wouldn't last a half hour. The minute they caught him pocketing change at the cash register, he'd be out on his a$$.
Half hour is too long. He wouldn’t last ONE SECOND!!!!
And blame the manager. 😅😅😅
He'd declare bankruptcy to avoid paying the $5.00 back.
He’d get fired and then have an army of cultists storm the McDonald’s while he watches it on TV
An underrrated comment.
@@samuela-aegisdottir thank you 😀. I just posted it today
They'd storm the wrong McDonald's
@@LinDaniel hahaha
@@samuela-aegisdottir63 is better than 2
Remember you wouldn’t even trust him to flip a burger or give you the correct change, yet some idiots want him in charge of everything. 😂😂😂😂
He would not be in charge. The Project2025 people would.
i wouldn't trust him to clean up after my dog.
Cuz youd eat a kamala burger right?
@@dejangles oh jangles, the mere fact you think they are actually comparable 🤦♂️
- from an actual patriot, a veteran who respects the secular US constitution.
@@KyleSmith-qt9sg i know right, how deplorable youd rather have a woman in the kitchen.
They wouldn’t even hire him to peel potatoes.
Not even to wear the Ronald McDonald clown suit, he would frighten all kids.
Maybe to clean the restrooms, since he seems to like bathrooms so much, even piling up classified documents there.
Surely they will suggest that for him once he’s in prison and needs to earn some cash to pay for his cable TV subscription, once he lost all his wealth on financial penalties.
Youre right, hed buy the building and give the jobs to people who arent here illegaly.
@@dejangles he hires illegals himself
Yea, the Ronald McDonald clown suit is already taken, Biden wears it and is passing it on to Kamal Balls……🤡
“What do you mean, I don’t get unlimited Big Macs?” 👿
Yup. Trump eats two to three a day. He'd eat all the profits and run that McDonalds out of business. Just like he's done 6 times and will probably do with his Truth Social website.
He'd claim he's allowed to have them for free because it's "an official act".
I want his campaign to convince him to go behind the counter
and make some fries.
For good publicity. 😂
he'd be a bit hard of hearing
@@sumdude1176 More like he wouldn't stop talking long enough to take instruction lol
@@larrymunn5279 “I’m the best at fries, nobody’s ever seen fries like these, I was just telling my best friend the other day, you might know him, Ronald McDonald… what? Yeah, of course they’re supposed to be on fire. They’re cooking.”
Brilliant
@@0g0dn0far too “eloquent” for him lol
No matter the order, it would be ice cold. I will never forget that image. A banquet sized table, covered in room-temperatures garbage, as a reward for athletic heroes. I will NEVER forget.
And not a drink of any kind in sight😐
You said that right. He showed absolutely no class!
@@Astonished54well makes sense. Tough to show any class when you have zero to begin with.
Agreed. Fast food is even disgusting reheated.
"athletic heroes" saved nobody. Hows our veterans doing tho? dont worry ill wait.
I can't imagine him working at all. He never did.
What about the Apprentice?
Forget sending him to Jail for his multiple crimes just ban him from any golf course on planet earth if he breaks that ban then send him down 😂
The video’s right there. If you can’t imagine after the hard work was done for you, that’s on you.
@@rebecca8525 Serious? The apprentice proofs Trump is a hard worker 😂
That is good, almost as good Trump saying covid didn't exist resulting in many many dead Americans (he is a mass murderer... he really is. EVERYONE says so).
Imagine being almost 80 and never having worked a day in your entire life? He's probably proud of that shame.
BTW, nobody can make a McFlurry, because the machine is always broken! 🤖
Truer words were never spoken....... 😒😢😞
I'm here 😂
First thing I thought. When is the last time ANYBODY got a McFlurry?!
Trump would say the left broke the machine.
@@SpyGl4ss He Started COVID-19
@@benjaminten3596China did
He would be sacked in an hour.
10 minutes in and he would be In the dumpster eating the trash.
Sir, are you going to eat all those fries?
He doesn't have the skills required to wash the dishes in a McDonald.
and they have nice dishes at McDonald's. : )
@@dmlevitt 0.o What?!? Mcdonalds doesn't use dishes at all. Everything is disposable it's cheaper then washing dishes. They have trays the product sits on all day that get cleaned on occasion but that's it.
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket thanks for taking time out of your BUSY day to address this important issue.
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusketSarcasm.
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Your head.
Or mop the floors lol.
"Be, bee, be, bong, bong, I'm losing votes"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Too funny.
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*losing
lose = opposite of win/gain/find
loose = opposite of "tight" (and is pronounced differently)
Trump would be quickly dismissed on the account of eating all of the Big Macs instead of serving them😉😁.
You talking about dismissal he would not have the job in the first place remember he is a convicted felon
More like him stealing from the customers and McD - while blaming anyone but himself from money going missing.
@@bzdtemp That sounds about right.
Lol!!
The man farted in a fricking court room, imagine the horror if he worked in a place with easy access to all that fast food!!!!!
This is exactly why we should require him to work at a McDonalds before we allow him to seek asylum in Russia!
Lmao! 😂😂😂😂
He’s not qualified. Remember, he’s a convicted felon.
Kamala Harris didnt get a single vote. Noone likes her
Indeed. Felons can't work at McDonald's.
@@ClauTo-oh5quImagine that …weird! 💙
Not yet.. not sentenced yet. Then he's a convicted felon. ;)
Still voting for him lol
"Bing bing bong, I'm losing votes! 🎶
Perfect
This bit at the end killed me 😂😂😂
And that’s not all he is losing right now!
TFG’s hate speech, lies, temper tantrums, snobbery and racism would not be tolerated at any fast food establishment for long. Yet some voters think he is capable of running the United States?! How can anyone perceive him as trustworthy or professional or respectful or coherent??
For the same reasons they trusted Jones, Koresh, Jeffs, Manson, and Hitler.
@@Sarah-yj6lf Don't forget Hannibal Lector!!
Well, really, really stupid people will believe anything...
That's the great mystery
His cult admires him for empowering them to hate others.
I can imagine Trump working the prison cafeteria lunch line, in an orange jumpsuit two sizes too small and wearing a hairnet !
*Anything* to get out of the job at the prison library!
Arby's: You Wanted McDonald's, But The Drive-Thru Treated You Like Crap!
0:51 Why is that so catching ? 😂😂😂
😅😂🤣
I'd say he'd quit after a day, open a "Chum Bucket" on the other side of the street, and try to steal McDonald's secret recipes. 😋
I'd be surprised if McDonalds would hire a convicted felon who has 54 more criminal indictments dangling over his head 😅
And a r@pist.
Could you imagine him showing ANY respect to a 16 yr old black girl as his boss?
Why does she have to be a 16 year old black girl? What are you inferring
Or god forbid a 30 y/o Hispanic man?
Trump is the type to get fired half way through his first shift for stealing product, and then try to sue the manager for firing him.
@@user-eg7sn8xc4b Trump's a racist and a sexist. It's well known. :p
@@user-eg7sn8xc4b Doesn't MAGA dis fast food jobs as being for teenagers?
True! If you can’t picture him working, supervising or being a manager at a mcdonalds, how in the world is he expected to be in charge of the states???
He will not be in charge. The Project2025's people will.
Heck you need to remember that he probably didn’t even make it out of high school the right way. He was probably allowed to just “slide by” lol
McDonald's would probably never hire someone who "allegedly" had sex with their own daughter.🤔
Could be kamala after your husband. 🤔
Oh jangles… reich wing trolling is not for you 🤦♂️
With the current state McDonalds is in, I wouldn't be surprised.
I will never get Trump singing the McD’s theme song out of my head now… thanks 😂😂
"I'm losin votes!" 😂
It should have simply ended with "I losing it", not "I'm losing votes". It's funnier when you only have to replace one similar word, and that was a missed opportunity. Lol
This is hysterical!🤣🤣
If he hadn't been born rich, this is the highest he could have aspired to. I've thought about this and he'd probably have been a petty criminal because he'd want power, money and status that such employment wouldn't provide. He might have got in with a mob and they'd have used him as cannon fodder, he'd have been sent to the "front" and would have been one of the first to go down if it came to a shooting situation. The mob lieutenants would have used his ego telling how important he was for a job in which there was a high risk of death.
You got an imagination
He would always have been either on cleaning duty or at the fries station. (There is a weird hierarchy to all the jobs in McDonalds, or at least was when I jobbed there)
@@shanta-x5y
I can assess and think.
@@venanziadorromatagni1641
A relation started a little while ago. I'll try and find out how it appears to her.
or hustling golf games (of course cheating)...
He'd somehow bankrupt McDonald's in a month.
Trump would be the real life Hamburglar.
Hamberdler.
@@supernaturalta6174😂
Hamberdler.
"You want one HUGE fillet of fish?"
I can't even imagine Trump working.
He can maybe delivery newspapers on a bike like what kids use to do back in the day.
In Beavis and Butthead, they saw in the employee handbook they have the right to refuse any customer. So when people came up to order for a burger, they would say "We refuse.". That would be Trump.
He can't get the job, he has 34 felonies.
Best name tag ever....Ronald McDonald Trump ! AKA The Hamburgler (Robble Robble)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He would demand a "President Trump" nametag...
"Covfefee!" Thank you Donald, for your remarks.
You know Trump would eat all the big macs and diet coke.
"bim, bim, bam, bsm, i am losing votes"
😂😂😂 we need that as an ad , seriously 😂😂
"Donald, this is the 5th time I have caught you sleeping on the job."
He wouldn’t work at Springfield McDonalds! They eat cats and dogs there! 😂
As a former general manager I can tell you that company policies would not have allowed me to hire him in the first place.
Now proudly serving Giuliani’s Finest Hair Dye coffee.
He’s not smart enough to Handle any job that a teenager would have. Can’t even run a Casino or a legal business!!
I am trying to imagine Trump working at all!!! ...except to destroy or hurt others!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him work a day in his life. His fame is more useless than the Kardashians lol
Who has he destroyed? Every president in recent history has involved the USA in a war EXCEPT Trump. Pull your head outta your ass.
I can imagine it. He'd bankrupt it in a week. If he can do it it with TWO casinos, nothing is safe.
He'll be making licence plates soon.😅
And they'll all have to be recycled because he fucked 'em up, we're talking about a guy who moves his lips while "reading" a picture book...
I haven't touched McDonald's in 20 years, and I sure as hell wouldn't trust any food handled by him, as he'd probably slobber over all of it and claim it as his.
I can’t imagine Trump working at anything! He’s never had to work. As Trump said, he hires religious people to do the work. Harris and Walz are hard working people who understand what Americans need. Vote blue! 💙🇺🇸💙
Are you stoned or just stupid?
Whats Kamala done?
This was so well put-together
They would not have any food to serve, he would have crammed it all in his mouth as it came off the grill or out of the fryer 😂😂😂😂.
Welcome to Makdonalds: I'm losing it! Weirdonald tries to work.🥵
This is funny but let's not gloss over Walz's point. Trump wouldn't simply be a bad employee. He literally wouldn't be able to do the job. He would have altercations with customers and coworkers. He would refuse to read the employee handbook outright. He would make up his own procedures for how to do things. There is no way that he would get along with his manager and shift leaders well enough to avoid being fired. This isn't hyperbole. Carry on.
I'm not sure he actually _can_ read the employee handbook...
exactly.
"Bing bing bing bong bong... I'm losing votes!" Perfect!
There will be NO Customers Left in the Store.😂
HR would fire him for Sexual Harassment in the first hour. There would be no time for eating.
I’m loving it!
Trump working at McDonald's? More like eating everything at McDonald's.
Oh oh oh oh I’m eating it
He may be better at license plates..
He'd make the best license plates. The best anyone has ever seen. No one has ever seen plates like those.
On the other hand, they usually have numbers and letters on them, I think that might prove too challenging.
I can't imagine Trump WORKING, period!!!😂😂
tRump to the manager:
"Now I get to eat one burger for every burger I sell, correct?"
Manager: No way.
Trump: Way.
@@samuela-aegisdottir 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant! Send this to Mar a Lago!😂
The only job I can imagine that is adequate to his competence
is as a human bumper in the parking lot
Employees at McDonnald have to smile and be nice. He is imcapable of that.
Never forget march 4 2019. When he served mcdonald's to the North dakota state football team
I had forgotten about that! 😂
Yea those guys have done so much for our country.
@@dejangles what have you done for your country?
He couldn't get a job cleaning the toilets at any McDonald's.
"Hannibel Lecter from Silence of the lambs!!! He is a lovely man. He would love to have you for dinner!!!"...WTF, I just wanted a filet o fish for dinner and now you are talking about someone who would like to have me for dinner??? Man, that shop is going to be a great hit LOL
Just, "I'm Losin' It" would've covered so many things... ;-P
Can I have some extra mayo please? What a stupid nasty question.
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong ! 🤣
He would make McDonald's GREAT AGAIN :)
If McDonalds makes license plates
Bing bing bing bong bong.... I'm losing it.😂
Hilarious! 😂😂😂
He’s the kind of guy who starts a bar fight and then hides in the bathroom.
Weird. But it fits perfectly, somehow.
Surely a nice orange jumpsuit would suit him much better???
Were it not for his family fortune, that's the only place he'd be able to get a job.
Employees at McDonnald have to smile and be nice. He is imcapable of that.
You should grant the Harris campaing the right to use that last jingle. Donald Trump would hate nothing more than hearing his beloved McDonald's mocking him.
Hope he gets public service as one of his sentences then you get him and the secret service personnel that help him both working😅.
„I have a concept of a burger“ would be nice 😂
My girlfriend just showed me this and now I can't stop laughing my ass off 😂😂😂😂
Same here.
He would say his nomination as McDonalds employee was fake the same as the vote 2020.
CBS and McDonald's must have agreed on this. The obvious potential copyright lawsuits make the entire scenario even more hilarious! Thanks!🍔
_The obvious potential copyright lawsuits make the entire scenario even more hilarious!_
Parody, satire, and the "Fair Use" doctrine. There's no "obvious potential copyright lawsuits" at play here.
@@jalabi99 according to you jalabi but I disagree. Fair use has been in the courts since its inception and LSSC aren't morons like MAGA regarding it either.😁👍
When he supersizes your order, it's the biggest ... the very biggest order in history, ever!
Bing. Bing. Bong. Bong. Oh, how I wish him gone!
Cornpop is that you?
“Bing bing bing, bong bong bong”- hahaha😁🤣🤪
he'd just eat all the food before giving it to the customers
He would be great at McDonald’s,,, just has to learn his one line “ fries are ready “ 😎
tRump couldn't handle 30 minutes of a fastfood shift, let alone 8 hours.
He’d have to know the difference between cleaning bleach used to clean tables and mop floors and hydroxychloroquine. 😂😂😂
You had me at “can you imagine Donald Trump working”…
Donald would ask where the fins are since it is a fish....right?