I worked at McDonald's one summer in my twenties while I was in college. It was grueling. And some folks work there for years and raise families! Much much respect to them.
@@bettywalker7548come on! He stole 4 million from his own charity and was forced by the courts to play it back! (Merely 1 example) stealing a Big Mac would be natural for him.
@@zesty9815 But it was his food, he had the right to take it due to his status as a McDonalds' employee. It was as near as being President of McDonalds which would give him entitlement under the Presidential Food Act 😂
@@rebecca8525 Serious? The apprentice proofs Trump is a hard worker 😂 That is good, almost as good Trump saying covid didn't exist resulting in many many dead Americans (he is a mass murderer... he really is. EVERYONE says so).
@@21mhzcould you imagine if they just kept it open for a regular shift. Thousands of people lining up to meet Trump. Just an absolute nightmare for the Secret Service.
They wouldn’t even hire him to peel potatoes. Not even to wear the Ronald McDonald clown suit, he would frighten all kids. Maybe to clean the restrooms, since he seems to like bathrooms so much, even piling up classified documents there. Surely they will suggest that for him once he’s in prison and needs to earn some cash to pay for his cable TV subscription, once he lost all his wealth on financial penalties.
He'd get fired. There's no way he'd be able to handle the _actual_ hard work fast food employees do every day. He's too childish for even an entry-level position.
His drive thru times right there would be enough for him to be pulled out and sent to other tasks like the bathroom cleaning or other cleaning. Or because of his cognitive decline, he'd be a door greeter, which I think he'd absolutely love and excel at due to the amount of human interaction he'd receive.
No matter the order, it would be ice cold. I will never forget that image. A banquet sized table, covered in room-temperatures garbage, as a reward for athletic heroes. I will NEVER forget.
TFG’s hate speech, lies, temper tantrums, snobbery and racism would not be tolerated at any fast food establishment for long. Yet some voters think he is capable of running the United States?! How can anyone perceive him as trustworthy or professional or respectful or coherent??
@@dmlevitt 0.o What?!? Mcdonalds doesn't use dishes at all. Everything is disposable it's cheaper then washing dishes. They have trays the product sits on all day that get cleaned on occasion but that's it.
If he hadn't been born rich, this is the highest he could have aspired to. I've thought about this and he'd probably have been a petty criminal because he'd want power, money and status that such employment wouldn't provide. He might have got in with a mob and they'd have used him as cannon fodder, he'd have been sent to the "front" and would have been one of the first to go down if it came to a shooting situation. The mob lieutenants would have used his ego telling how important he was for a job in which there was a high risk of death.
He would always have been either on cleaning duty or at the fries station. (There is a weird hierarchy to all the jobs in McDonalds, or at least was when I jobbed there)
@@dejangles oh jangles, the mere fact you think they are actually comparable 🤦♂️ - from an actual patriot, a veteran who respects the secular US constitution.
This is funny but let's not gloss over Walz's point. Trump wouldn't simply be a bad employee. He literally wouldn't be able to do the job. He would have altercations with customers and coworkers. He would refuse to read the employee handbook outright. He would make up his own procedures for how to do things. There is no way that he would get along with his manager and shift leaders well enough to avoid being fired. This isn't hyperbole. Carry on.
Yup. Trump eats two to three a day. He'd eat all the profits and run that McDonalds out of business. Just like he's done 6 times and will probably do with his Truth Social website.
@gavancushnahan9459 TLDR: He has been shot at 2 times already, can you blame him for being cautious; and he's running a political campaign, he doesn't have 8 hours to work at a Mcdonalds to serve cars that have been carefully screened all day. He worked at a mcdonalds and served people that Security was sure wouldn't kill him at the window. Paying the establishment to close its diner for a time hardly dismisses the results given circumstances, and it's hardly different from what happens when any important politician visits an area, for example when foreign leaders come to an area for a confrence. He disproved Walz's comment and worked there for longer than Harris can prove. Blame the fact that the press was there to do a mini conference out of the drive-through window that seemed inauthentic.
@gavancushnahan9459 I'm aware of the third attempt, but even the trump campaign has said that it does not view it as an actual attempt on the president's life.
It should have simply ended with "I losing it", not "I'm losing votes". It's funnier when you only have to replace one similar word, and that was a missed opportunity. Lol
@@larrymunn5279 “I’m the best at fries, nobody’s ever seen fries like these, I was just telling my best friend the other day, you might know him, Ronald McDonald… what? Yeah, of course they’re supposed to be on fire. They’re cooking.”
In Beavis and Butthead, they saw in the employee handbook they have the right to refuse any customer. So when people came up to order for a burger, they would say "We refuse.". That would be Trump.
You should grant the Harris campaing the right to use that last jingle. Donald Trump would hate nothing more than hearing his beloved McDonald's mocking him.
I haven't touched McDonald's in 20 years, and I sure as hell wouldn't trust any food handled by him, as he'd probably slobber over all of it and claim it as his.
I can’t imagine Trump working at anything! He’s never had to work. As Trump said, he hires religious people to do the work. Harris and Walz are hard working people who understand what Americans need. Vote blue! 💙🇺🇸💙
True! If you can’t picture him working, supervising or being a manager at a mcdonalds, how in the world is he expected to be in charge of the states???
"Hannibel Lecter from Silence of the lambs!!! He is a lovely man. He would love to have you for dinner!!!"...WTF, I just wanted a filet o fish for dinner and now you are talking about someone who would like to have me for dinner??? Man, that shop is going to be a great hit LOL
Look at the turn tables. WE DON"T NEED TO IMAGINE. WE'VE SEEN IT.
He did a great job! 🎉🎉🎉
@@friendsandfamily100 Posing for cameras in the closed-off restaurant with shills as "customers"? Sure he did.
@@21mhz In 2002 he was the spokesperson during an ad for McDonalds. He has made McDonalds a lot of money in the past.
I worked at McDonald's one summer in my twenties while I was in college. It was grueling. And some folks work there for years and raise families! Much much respect to them.
Harris said the same thing. Imagine him during a rush period of time would they be able to keep up the pace.
He'd get fired on his first shift after stealing food and throwing ketchup at the walls.
Why would you think he’d steal? He is beyond generous, definitely not a thief.
😂
@@bettywalker7548come on! He stole 4 million from his own charity and was forced by the courts to play it back! (Merely 1 example) stealing a Big Mac would be natural for him.
@@bettywalker7548 There's one born every minute!
@@zesty9815
But it was his food, he had the right to take it due to his status as a McDonalds' employee. It was as near as being President of McDonalds which would give him entitlement under the Presidential Food Act 😂
I can't imagine him working at all. He never did.
What about the Apprentice?
Forget sending him to Jail for his multiple crimes just ban him from any golf course on planet earth if he breaks that ban then send him down 😂
The video’s right there. If you can’t imagine after the hard work was done for you, that’s on you.
@@rebecca8525 Serious? The apprentice proofs Trump is a hard worker 😂
That is good, almost as good Trump saying covid didn't exist resulting in many many dead Americans (he is a mass murderer... he really is. EVERYONE says so).
Imagine being almost 80 and never having worked a day in your entire life? He's probably proud of that shame.
when a manager with any kind of accent tells him to clean the bathrooms
I'd love to see his reaction 😂
Trump would have been the one who destroyed the bathroom in the first place.
I don't clean bathrooms! I block them up!
He would flush so many times.
He'd rip Tampon Tim's dispensers from the men's bathroom and throw them in the toilet. 😂
That didn’t age well did it?
😂🤣
😂
Well, he didn't really work, only staged a filming at a closed franchise. What else would you expect from a grifter.
@@21mhzcould you imagine if they just kept it open for a regular shift. Thousands of people lining up to meet Trump. Just an absolute nightmare for the Secret Service.
@@emd3271 Why cosplay "serving" "customers" at all, then?
@@gavancushnahan9459 I don't understand Scottish English or rather British English. Sorry 😔
They wouldn’t even hire him to peel potatoes.
Not even to wear the Ronald McDonald clown suit, he would frighten all kids.
Maybe to clean the restrooms, since he seems to like bathrooms so much, even piling up classified documents there.
Surely they will suggest that for him once he’s in prison and needs to earn some cash to pay for his cable TV subscription, once he lost all his wealth on financial penalties.
Youre right, hed buy the building and give the jobs to people who arent here illegaly.
@@dejangles he hires illegals himself
Yea, the Ronald McDonald clown suit is already taken, Biden wears it and is passing it on to Kamal Balls……🤡
I'm Losin' Votes killed me. 🤣
same here! lmao...🤣
I'm sure he's not lost as many votes as this unfunny loser Colbert has lost viewers since he replaced Letterman.
Cause it's the truth and he knows it 😂
@@cindiserrahn6834 Yes! Vote for Kamala! We need more illegals! 20 million is not enough!
76+ million votes later....
“Filet o Fish!”
“Man woman person camera TV!”
Don't forget the whale.
He loves to talk about sharks
Sharks, whales, windmills, batteries, convicted felon.
He'd get fired.
There's no way he'd be able to handle the _actual_ hard work fast food employees do every day.
He's too childish for even an entry-level position.
he's good at throwing "friends" under the "Bus-Boy" ...
Fired "like a dog", one might say.
He hasn't actually worked for a full day for anyone. It takes cooperation and the ability to learn.
He'd flunk.
Absolutely! 😂
His drive thru times right there would be enough for him to be pulled out and sent to other tasks like the bathroom cleaning or other cleaning.
Or because of his cognitive decline, he'd be a door greeter, which I think he'd absolutely love and excel at due to the amount of human interaction he'd receive.
No matter the order, it would be ice cold. I will never forget that image. A banquet sized table, covered in room-temperatures garbage, as a reward for athletic heroes. I will NEVER forget.
And not a drink of any kind in sight😐
You said that right. He showed absolutely no class!
@@Astonished54well makes sense. Tough to show any class when you have zero to begin with.
Agreed. Fast food is even disgusting reheated.
"athletic heroes" saved nobody. Hows our veterans doing tho? dont worry ill wait.
TFG’s hate speech, lies, temper tantrums, snobbery and racism would not be tolerated at any fast food establishment for long. Yet some voters think he is capable of running the United States?! How can anyone perceive him as trustworthy or professional or respectful or coherent??
For the same reasons they trusted Jones, Koresh, Jeffs, Manson, and Hitler.
@@Sarah-yj6lf Don't forget Hannibal Lector!!
Well, really, really stupid people will believe anything...
That's the great mystery
His cult admires him for empowering them to hate others.
OMG! This is the best one yet! Do another!
Really? Because if they’re at the pick up window, they’ve already paid. Perfect example of Trump making false promises. Dude’s a fool.
@@AnnDaughartyIt's a freaking comedy sketch.
He’d get fired and then have an army of cultists storm the McDonald’s while he watches it on TV
An underrrated comment.
@@samuela-aegisdottir thank you 😀. I just posted it today
They'd storm the wrong McDonald's
@@LinDaniel hahaha
@@samuela-aegisdottir63 is better than 2
He wouldn't last a half hour. The minute they caught him pocketing change at the cash register, he'd be out on his a$$.
And blame the manager. 😅😅😅
He'd declare bankruptcy to avoid paying the $5.00 back.
He doesn't have the skills required to wash the dishes in a McDonald.
and they have nice dishes at McDonald's. : )
@@dmlevitt 0.o What?!? Mcdonalds doesn't use dishes at all. Everything is disposable it's cheaper then washing dishes. They have trays the product sits on all day that get cleaned on occasion but that's it.
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket thanks for taking time out of your BUSY day to address this important issue.
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusketSarcasm.
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Your head.
Or mop the floors lol.
If he hadn't been born rich, this is the highest he could have aspired to. I've thought about this and he'd probably have been a petty criminal because he'd want power, money and status that such employment wouldn't provide. He might have got in with a mob and they'd have used him as cannon fodder, he'd have been sent to the "front" and would have been one of the first to go down if it came to a shooting situation. The mob lieutenants would have used his ego telling how important he was for a job in which there was a high risk of death.
You got an imagination
He would always have been either on cleaning duty or at the fries station. (There is a weird hierarchy to all the jobs in McDonalds, or at least was when I jobbed there)
@@shanta-x5y
I can assess and think.
@@venanziadorromatagni1641
A relation started a little while ago. I'll try and find out how it appears to her.
or hustling golf games (of course cheating)...
Remember you wouldn’t even trust him to flip a burger or give you the correct change, yet some idiots want him in charge of everything. 😂😂😂😂
He would not be in charge. The Project2025 people would.
i wouldn't trust him to clean up after my dog.
Cuz youd eat a kamala burger right?
@@dejangles oh jangles, the mere fact you think they are actually comparable 🤦♂️
- from an actual patriot, a veteran who respects the secular US constitution.
@@KyleSmith-qt9sg i know right, how deplorable youd rather have a woman in the kitchen.
This is funny but let's not gloss over Walz's point. Trump wouldn't simply be a bad employee. He literally wouldn't be able to do the job. He would have altercations with customers and coworkers. He would refuse to read the employee handbook outright. He would make up his own procedures for how to do things. There is no way that he would get along with his manager and shift leaders well enough to avoid being fired. This isn't hyperbole. Carry on.
I'm not sure he actually _can_ read the employee handbook...
exactly.
0:51 Why is that so catching ? 😂😂😂
😅😂🤣
He’s not qualified. Remember, he’s a convicted felon.
Kamala Harris didnt get a single vote. Noone likes her
Indeed. Felons can't work at McDonald's.
@@ClauTo-oh5quImagine that …weird! 💙
Not yet.. not sentenced yet. Then he's a convicted felon. ;)
Still voting for him lol
“What do you mean, I don’t get unlimited Big Macs?” 👿
Yup. Trump eats two to three a day. He'd eat all the profits and run that McDonalds out of business. Just like he's done 6 times and will probably do with his Truth Social website.
He'd claim he's allowed to have them for free because it's "an official act".
"Bing bing bong, I'm losing votes! 🎶
Perfect
This bit at the end killed me 😂😂😂
They looked at the chart upside down. He 2 million votes....
I'll be coming back here in 24 hours.
I watched Trump working.
It was great to see!
@@gavancushnahan9459 what fraud?
@gavancushnahan9459 TLDR: He has been shot at 2 times already, can you blame him for being cautious; and he's running a political campaign, he doesn't have 8 hours to work at a Mcdonalds to serve cars that have been carefully screened all day. He worked at a mcdonalds and served people that Security was sure wouldn't kill him at the window. Paying the establishment to close its diner for a time hardly dismisses the results given circumstances, and it's hardly different from what happens when any important politician visits an area, for example when foreign leaders come to an area for a confrence. He disproved Walz's comment and worked there for longer than Harris can prove. Blame the fact that the press was there to do a mini conference out of the drive-through window that seemed inauthentic.
@gavancushnahan9459 I'm aware of the third attempt, but even the trump campaign has said that it does not view it as an actual attempt on the president's life.
"Be, bee, be, bong, bong, I'm losing votes"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Too funny.
☠☠☠
*losing
lose = opposite of win/gain/find
loose = opposite of "tight" (and is pronounced differently)
I'd say he'd quit after a day, open a "Chum Bucket" on the other side of the street, and try to steal McDonald's secret recipes. 😋
This is hysterical!🤣🤣
Trump would be quickly dismissed on the account of eating all of the Big Macs instead of serving them😉😁.
You talking about dismissal he would not have the job in the first place remember he is a convicted felon
More like him stealing from the customers and McD - while blaming anyone but himself from money going missing.
@@bzdtemp That sounds about right.
Lol!!
It should have simply ended with "I losing it", not "I'm losing votes". It's funnier when you only have to replace one similar word, and that was a missed opportunity. Lol
"I'm losin votes!" 😂
He can't get the job, he has 34 felonies.
„I have a concept of a burger“ would be nice 😂
As a former general manager I can tell you that company policies would not have allowed me to hire him in the first place.
BTW, nobody can make a McFlurry, because the machine is always broken! 🤖
Truer words were never spoken....... 😒😢😞
I'm here 😂
First thing I thought. When is the last time ANYBODY got a McFlurry?!
Trump would say the left broke the machine.
@@SpyGl4ss He Started COVID-19
@@benjaminten3596China did
I can imagine it. He'd bankrupt it in a week. If he can do it it with TWO casinos, nothing is safe.
"bim, bim, bam, bsm, i am losing votes"
😂😂😂 we need that as an ad , seriously 😂😂
Oh, shoot. He is working there now
Arby's: You Wanted McDonald's, But The Drive-Thru Treated You Like Crap!
I’m loving it!
Bing bing bing bong bong.... I'm losing it.😂
McDonald's would probably never hire someone who "allegedly" had sex with their own daughter.🤔
Could be kamala after your husband. 🤔
Oh jangles… reich wing trolling is not for you 🤦♂️
With the current state McDonalds is in, I wouldn't be surprised.
They would not have any food to serve, he would have crammed it all in his mouth as it came off the grill or out of the fryer 😂😂😂😂.
He’s not smart enough to Handle any job that a teenager would have. Can’t even run a Casino or a legal business!!
Brilliant! Send this to Mar a Lago!😂
Hilarious! 😂😂😂
I want his campaign to convince him to go behind the counter
and make some fries.
For good publicity. 😂
he'd be a bit hard of hearing
@@sumdude1176 More like he wouldn't stop talking long enough to take instruction lol
@@larrymunn5279 “I’m the best at fries, nobody’s ever seen fries like these, I was just telling my best friend the other day, you might know him, Ronald McDonald… what? Yeah, of course they’re supposed to be on fire. They’re cooking.”
Brilliant
@@0g0dn0far too “eloquent” for him lol
I'd be surprised if McDonalds would hire a convicted felon who has 54 more criminal indictments dangling over his head 😅
And a r@pist.
I can't even imagine Trump working.
He can maybe delivery newspapers on a bike like what kids use to do back in the day.
In Beavis and Butthead, they saw in the employee handbook they have the right to refuse any customer. So when people came up to order for a burger, they would say "We refuse.". That would be Trump.
You should grant the Harris campaing the right to use that last jingle. Donald Trump would hate nothing more than hearing his beloved McDonald's mocking him.
"Covfefee!" Thank you Donald, for your remarks.
You know Trump would eat all the big macs and diet coke.
I will never get Trump singing the McD’s theme song out of my head now… thanks 😂😂
I am trying to imagine Trump working at all!!! ...except to destroy or hurt others!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him work a day in his life. His fame is more useless than the Kardashians lol
Who has he destroyed? Every president in recent history has involved the USA in a war EXCEPT Trump. Pull your head outta your ass.
The man farted in a fricking court room, imagine the horror if he worked in a place with easy access to all that fast food!!!!!
This is exactly why we should require him to work at a McDonalds before we allow him to seek asylum in Russia!
Lmao! 😂😂😂😂
He'll be making licence plates soon.😅
And they'll all have to be recycled because he fucked 'em up, we're talking about a guy who moves his lips while "reading" a picture book...
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong ! 🤣
Bing. Bing. Bong. Bong. Oh, how I wish him gone!
Cornpop is that you?
This was so well put-together
He'd somehow bankrupt McDonald's in a month.
Could you imagine him showing ANY respect to a 16 yr old black girl as his boss?
Why does she have to be a 16 year old black girl? What are you inferring
Or god forbid a 30 y/o Hispanic man?
Trump is the type to get fired half way through his first shift for stealing product, and then try to sue the manager for firing him.
@@user-eg7sn8xc4b Trump's a racist and a sexist. It's well known. :p
@@user-eg7sn8xc4b Doesn't MAGA dis fast food jobs as being for teenagers?
"Bing bing bing bong bong... I'm losing votes!" Perfect!
I haven't touched McDonald's in 20 years, and I sure as hell wouldn't trust any food handled by him, as he'd probably slobber over all of it and claim it as his.
HR would fire him for Sexual Harassment in the first hour. There would be no time for eating.
I can’t imagine Trump working at anything! He’s never had to work. As Trump said, he hires religious people to do the work. Harris and Walz are hard working people who understand what Americans need. Vote blue! 💙🇺🇸💙
Are you stoned or just stupid?
Whats Kamala done?
True! If you can’t picture him working, supervising or being a manager at a mcdonalds, how in the world is he expected to be in charge of the states???
He will not be in charge. The Project2025's people will.
Heck you need to remember that he probably didn’t even make it out of high school the right way. He was probably allowed to just “slide by” lol
"Hannibel Lecter from Silence of the lambs!!! He is a lovely man. He would love to have you for dinner!!!"...WTF, I just wanted a filet o fish for dinner and now you are talking about someone who would like to have me for dinner??? Man, that shop is going to be a great hit LOL
Can I have some extra mayo please? What a stupid nasty question.
Love it 😂😂😂
Biff would spit in the pickles
🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious. For some weird reason it reminded me of the Pompeo one that this show did years ago. It's still one of the funniest videos ever
This aged perfectly.😂
"Donald, this is the 5th time I have caught you sleeping on the job."
Just, "I'm Losin' It" would've covered so many things... ;-P
"I'm losin' votes." 🤣
He would be sacked in an hour.
10 minutes in and he would be In the dumpster eating the trash.
Sir, are you going to eat all those fries?
"You want one HUGE fillet of fish?"
Trump did a great job working at McDonalds today ❤❤🇺🇸🇺🇸
What a humble thing to do
President Trump is Really there in person while Kamalama just lying the whole way there! 😂
He may be better at license plates..
He'd make the best license plates. The best anyone has ever seen. No one has ever seen plates like those.
On the other hand, they usually have numbers and letters on them, I think that might prove too challenging.
Brought back memories of David Letterman!!! Thanks❤
Were it not for his family fortune, that's the only place he'd be able to get a job.
Employees at McDonnald have to smile and be nice. He is imcapable of that.
Lol!! I cried of laughter!!
Hope he gets public service as one of his sentences then you get him and the secret service personnel that help him both working😅.
“Bing bing bing, bong bong bong”- hahaha😁🤣🤪
Weird. But it fits perfectly, somehow.
He would make McDonald's GREAT AGAIN :)
He couldn't get a job cleaning the toilets at any McDonald's.
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Welcome to Makdonalds: I'm losing it! Weirdonald tries to work.🥵
Physically and mentally an impossibility. Donald is untrainable.😊
LOVE IT!!
He'd have eaten his wages.
He would eat up all the profits.
When he supersizes your order, it's the biggest ... the very biggest order in history, ever!
The only job I can imagine that is adequate to his competence
is as a human bumper in the parking lot
Employees at McDonnald have to smile and be nice. He is imcapable of that.
If McDonalds makes license plates
Surely a nice orange jumpsuit would suit him much better???
I can't imagine us ever getting along as a country. It's heartbreaking.
I worked at Mcdonalds on their celebratey day, yeah it went something like that! LOL
That's real somewhere in another reality 😂😂😂😂