Guys, be sure to check out the other two videos featuring the Kangaroo Court, they’re just as bad 💀👇🏽 Robbie’s Trial: th-cam.com/video/FMY9GtFV3N8/w-d-xo.html Brother Brown’s Deletion: th-cam.com/video/cOGi26c2BC0/w-d-xo.html
Are you a Christian? The Second of Chronicles 14 Then A·biʹjah was laid to rest with his forefathers, and they buried him in the City of David;+ and his son Aʹsa became king in his place. In his days the land had rest for ten years. 2
Maybe the unnamed wife wouldn’t be happy with her husband telling a bunch of guys that she’s started her menopause. Zero respect for the wife’s privacy.
yeah but like- she's a woman. why would they need privacy? honestly given how much they hate women you'd think they should allow gay men to decrease the amount of women needed
Well in their thinking this should make it ok for him to step outside the marriage cuz in their pea minds only purpose of a wife is to obey the husband. I' m not , ne et was a jw but that last snitch vid ..I thought, ok, little over acting, then reading thru. OMG this is how this crew works ! Grown azz " men"?? @@Starmadien2019
Literally right before you said it’s funny how they always find a way to blame the woman I said out loud “how are you going to blame your wife’s menopause??”
@@animalsandlifelife5631 can't we control our natural biological functions better, just joking. Stay safe out there and you might want to avoid the American South, Nola is safe right now but the governor here is definitely closing in.
@@watchandjewelryloft4713that's awesome! I always thought that if they ever drag me into the backroom for a judicial ,I'm going to order a pizza delivery 😅😅
Looking at images of sexual acts is pornography. Violating the bodily autonomy of children in a gross, vicious and life-ruining way is not pornography. Obviously it's more important to deal with the first than with the second. /s obviously 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
They trust Jehover I guess...or just tell kids once in a while that they can say "No" (with Caleb and Sophia i.e.). But other than that, the crimes just never happen because "two witnesses rule" or something 😫
Confessing the sin of pornography Catholic priest: Say 3 hail Marys and try not to do it again Episcopalian priest: Don't worry about it. Everyone does it, it's totally natural Evangelical Church Elder: Let's get together and set up a plan to help you not do it again. Baptist preacher: Try not to do it again, but if you do God will forgive you anyways and you'll still go to heaven. Once Saved Always Saved. Fundamentalist Pastor: You SINNER! You better get your act together or you're going to hell Watchtower Elders: *Picks up stones*
Fuxxing funky funny as hell.. search all you want within the JW mkultra mind boggling 5 th column.. check old Larry gaiters.. excellent research team., on Jehovah witnesses.. there is.. never has been one MAN., whoever.. never has been., or are now., ONE MAN.. in this pathetic New World Cult.. disgusting..
Buddhist: do what you want with your body, it's all temporary pleasure-illusion and pain-illusion - I hope someday you and I are free of chasing sensation ♥️
That young tattletale elder just got a speaking slot on the next Circuit Assembly. The old guy had better watch his back…I’ve seen this scenario a hundred times.
@@fukai-sama In several of the bodies of elders I was in, there was (at least) one butt-kissing elder that found something to tattle to the CO about, making the other elders look stupid.
That new elder is acting all like oh i dont know if i should be bringing this up to you since the elders already settled the matter, but you know this guy is gonna be riding this high for the rest of his life.
Why do they all talk like they're reading a teleprompter that displays one word at a time? One...single...word...at...a...time...in...the...most...monotone...voice.
I do practice witchcraft now. They tried to convert Me at My current place of residence multiple times (even after I requested that they never contact Me again.). I'm disfellowshiped, & the local cult congregation leaders knew better than to allow anyone to go near My home. Just intentionally harassing Me. My very obviously witchy home. I have no idea why they would think a reasonable person, let alone an educated "witch," would want to be a part of their cult. I am the foretold Moonchild. I don't need their bitch ass bullshit. D&D so nerdy, not so witchy. Hope you are happier. They stole My child. This cult WILL pay...
So non abhorrent is hetro and abhorrent is gay. Wow super tolerant, accepting and loving just like Jesus said to be. Things like this is why we need the Trevor project.
Idk what you're spouting off about but Jesus was neither accepting nor tolerating of certain lifestyles. He came to offer a path to salvation, sexual sin is still sin, and especially acting on sinful thoughts is sin. Christ loves everyone, yes, but He does not tolerate spiritually bankrupt lifestyles.
So crazy how rather than having confession and absolution, a practice which acknowledges the fact we are all merely human and will inevitably fail to uphold moral behavior at all times, the JWs not only do not have this practice, but actively discourage the idea of forgiving people for their sins and instead punish people for confessing their transgressions of JW values. I mean, people talk a lot about how Catholicism is a stern religion that instills feelings of guilt in its followers, but even over the last couple centuries they haven't been anywhere near as puritanical and harsh as the JW governing body. Imagine if they excommunicated anybody that came in and confessed to a cardinal sin, because that's roughly the Catholic equivalent to disfellowshipping. These dudes literally embody Phariseeism in its most obvious form. Man, there must be so many JWs living double lives, keeping tons of secrets because of the fear of being disfellowshipped over what they do.
7:35 Actually, I'm pretty sure porn existed as far back as ancient Egypt. I just don't think people had yet thought out the anti-sex attitudes of early Christianity to the extremes that people have today.
There's a difference between "anti-sex" and "anti-promiscuity." If early Christianity were truly "anti-sex," then would they have lasted a full century, much less two millenia?
@@wargriffin5 prohibiting sex until marriage even if you have years long monogamous relation IS anti sex, not anti promiscuity. Promoting monogamy is anti promiscuity, that would be enough, but no-no to sex until marriage, because ... reasons, the bible says nothing about that.
@@kregorovillupo3625 Some of those "reasons" are perfectly valid. Marriage was/is a legal agreement between a couple to support their mutual offspring and guarantee inheritance rights. There's been more than one unlucky woman who got pregnant by her long-time boyfriend only to watch him disappear the moment he had to step up. That's not even exclusively Christianity, that's just anyone capable of learning from the mistakes of others. Get enough of those people together, and they form cultures that push things like marriage, which is....EVERYONE. Trying to prohibit sex until marriage isn't "anti-sex," nor does it exist just to make sure YOU SPECIFICALLY don't have fun. It exists to give life-altering decisions their proper weight/consideration that they deserve.
@@wargriffin5 "Trying to prohibit sex until marriage doesn't exist just to make sure YOU SPECIFICALLY don't have fun. It exists to give life-altering decisions their proper weight/consideration that they deserve" You know a condom is enough, right? To me, it seems a control tactic: if you can control the most urgent compelling act nature has bestowed on us, reproduction, than you can control every aspet of one life.
Oh cringe!! Life in a goldfish bowl and worse, we were conditioned to self report ourselves! And, there’s always the keeno new elder who wants to get one over the body to establish themselves and be the CO’s little informant! It took over a year of fading before I stopped subconsciously thinking ‘what if someone sees me?’ to be able to live a normal life. Thanks as always x
I just love it Panda when you say 'it's about to get culty'. Your videos make my week. They're informative and so damn funny. The cartoon panda's expresion's are so very amusing. Then the comments you type up make it so much better.
23:04 this reminded me of all the times my circle of friends”friends” would constantly rat each other out to the elders. Oh she looked at a boy and had impure thoughts. Run to the elders. Ohhhh he watched a movie about magic. Run to the elders. It was so toxic.
20:18 “Bro. Martin, sorry for GOING OFF like that. Frankly this is HARD and it was HARD the last time. Emotionally, that is” yeah, he should buy that. Nice save.
I figured out that they use the word "pornea" so much in previous videos so that the porn prohibition sound ancient and biblical without having to find a biblical justification.
To be fair, imagine if our politicians had the courage and integrity to rat themselves out for actually underhanded deeds, like fraud or taking bribes. That would be pretty cool!
You know you're living an adventurous life, if every day of your life would get you disfellowshipped in a different way each time. Also these are the goofiest 5 men I’ve ever seen in my life
After watching this video, I just want to thank you for not PROMOTING pornography. I'm an asexual Satanist. Kinda funny, but I love learning about religions. I find when it comes to talking about sin regarding porn and stuff, many creators almost spin into "porn is good. Watch porn. Prudes" I'm glad you just acknowledged the issues within the religious judgment. There are MANY real issues with porn, both on the watcher and creator. Porn really is disgusting in it's own right, and has nothing to do with religion. The way JWs use this (often addiction) habit to demonize and take away rankings of its members is absurd. When it comes to porn, boundaries in your relationship is what matters. Not religion.
They hate everyone not in control of their 'top ten list' By which I mean they are prolly trying to find the '144k' in heaven/paradise, then destroy the world after. But who knows. It may just be an excuse for black market control. But who knows.
@tallflguy. The only thing that's hated more than women is the *"evil aquarium's"* through which *jezebels* prey upon upstanding "brothers" of the christian congregation.
Pornagraphy did exist in Biblical times, BTW, just in drawings and paintings. The topic would be lust and adultery that is directly addressed in the Bible.
Theirs like a Kingdom Hall right next to my campus, and they come to my college weekly trying to convert unsuspecting college students. They aslo just have this big ass sign that says "is it all coming to an end?" 😂
As usual, I lost the cringe challenge immdiately as soon as the elders started talking. This stuff is constructed entirely of weapons-grade cringetonium. Just wow.
If someone leaves the religion, they are immediately shunned and disowned, so why the hell are these guys debating, reflecting and doing mental gymnastics over a guy watching porn
I definitely got snitched on for being 'negative' (giving legit criticism) about Bethel I was there. I still have no idea who it was as everyone I spoke to was completely on board and even said similar things themselves.
Having friends that where exploring their body trough masturbation, only to later be riddle with so much shame that they went crying to their parents or elders about it. You are encouraged to rat yourself out cuz jehova sees you. if you grew up in this you would know how devastating suppressing sexuality in this way is, its such a natural occurrence and healthy to explore early, late explorers witch have not been able to experience anything like this early steps way over the line in order to further good feelings. And i have been trough something similar to this and its torture, it can't be defined by any other word.
I find it disheartening that a man can't touch his pickle in peace while his wife is going through a terrible phase in her life(menopause is no joke and in certain situations has caused strain in relationships) without someone complaining about it.
I started cackling like a witch when they mentioned having to ask for specific details 😂 why do they want to know details about his porn and masturbation habits? 😂😂
The wife would be crushed? That he watched some porn?!? What? Why she care if she's not interested in continuing a physical relationship, you'd think she'd be happy with it knowing he's not pestering her for sex 🤣
Im slowly trying to get my grandma to wake up ever since i said i wanted to become an astronaut she now believes that the universe expands and the earth is billions of years old
"I haven't told my wife🥺😔" "Buuuuut it was starting to get on my contois😋(idk how to spell)" "So I'm admitting it to you 🙂" He literally told the elders before his wife because he thought they where more important😭
So, a man grabs his winky now he has to discuss it before three men that he basically works with. I don’t see how that could be awkward at all. What kind of sick sick sick sick sick organization is this. They don’t want to be your therapist because they barely have a high school education but they want to know every single personal detail. This is disgusting. 🤨🤦♀️🙄🫤💥✍🏽
😂 I lost it when the audience said aww … 😊 ❤ I hope they say yay ! In another video soon , in a funny way . And I also lost it when it said still no bible in sight ! . 😂❤😁💕😊
What a horrible little grass, he’s acting all innocent like he’s doing the right thing, all “uwu I don’t think I should be tewwing you this” but he knows, he’s absolutely using the situation to get ahead. Then because of that the rest of the elders have to sit there and get patronised by a guy who probably cheats on his wife and watches more porn than the three of them combined. Of course they’re probably horrible people, what with being elders of a JW church but it’s just to make a point
So... big boss who basically wants to micromanage the whole area gets to micromanage until he is? Man, where is his excuse and his questions on his own qualifications?
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Guys, be sure to check out the other two videos featuring the Kangaroo Court, they’re just as bad 💀👇🏽
Robbie’s Trial: th-cam.com/video/FMY9GtFV3N8/w-d-xo.html
Brother Brown’s Deletion: th-cam.com/video/cOGi26c2BC0/w-d-xo.html
i found something very interesting you could show in your channel, "why god needs a penis" from prayerU i dont know if it is your thing to cover
Are you a Christian?
The Second of Chronicles
14 Then A·biʹjah was laid to rest with his forefathers, and they buried him in the City of David;+ and his son Aʹsa became king in his place. In his days the land had rest for ten years.
2
Maybe the unnamed wife wouldn’t be happy with her husband telling a bunch of guys that she’s started her menopause. Zero respect for the wife’s privacy.
yeah but like- she's a woman. why would they need privacy? honestly given how much they hate women you'd think they should allow gay men to decrease the amount of women needed
Good point
But he had to tell them, it's her fault he's not satisfied.
Bro's wife was such a jezebel for getting her menopause smh😔@@Starmadien2019
Well in their thinking this should make it ok for him to step outside the marriage cuz in their pea minds only purpose of a wife is to obey the husband. I' m not , ne et was a jw but that last snitch vid ..I thought, ok, little over acting, then reading thru. OMG this is how this crew works ! Grown azz " men"?? @@Starmadien2019
Literally right before you said it’s funny how they always find a way to blame the woman I said out loud “how are you going to blame your wife’s menopause??”
Those darn jezebels, not telling the menopause to not happen.
@@nola281 ikr theyre so at fault for bodily functions we cant control, what a sleaze 😤😤😤 (/joke i am afab and i hate that)
@@animalsandlifelife5631 can't we control our natural biological functions better, just joking.
Stay safe out there and you might want to avoid the American South, Nola is safe right now but the governor here is definitely closing in.
I was ticked that the husband feels comfortable telling about his wife’s personal business 🤯
And that he hid behind her to excuse himself 🤯
Elders when an elder SA’s a child: i sleep
Elders when an elder watches some consensual adult porn: REAL SHIT
All of this drama just because brother Johnson played with his Johnson a bit
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Brother Johnson.* It seems that the name was given to him by one of the writers with intent.
@@SandyTheDesertFox 🤣
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4 hours? Did they watch the porn to see in detail what he saw because the elders want details about sex.
Plus they didn't even crack the Bible or their "technical manual" in the course of their Inquisition, er, meeting of Elders?!?
@@drewgoin8849 I seriously have a desire to "go back," just to get counseled and troll the elders. 😂
@@watchandjewelryloft4713 you'd need serious therapy afterwards.
@@drewgoin8849 they use their iPads for Shepherding rules, but always seem to be revising it. But still not using the Bible.
@@watchandjewelryloft4713that's awesome! I always thought that if they ever drag me into the backroom for a judicial ,I'm going to order a pizza delivery 😅😅
Meanwhile, what are they doing to protect children against SA crimes in their congregation?
Looking at images of sexual acts is pornography. Violating the bodily autonomy of children in a gross, vicious and life-ruining way is not pornography. Obviously it's more important to deal with the first than with the second. /s obviously
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I think you misunderstand.
The SA perpetuates the congregation.
Covering them head to toe with clothes and then still blaming them when they get attacked anyways.
They trust Jehover I guess...or just tell kids once in a while that they can say "No" (with Caleb and Sophia i.e.). But other than that, the crimes just never happen because "two witnesses rule" or something 😫
Absolutely nothing!
Whenever they say "the body" I can't help but think of a talking corpse.
* giggles *
Interesting thing about that it's entirely made up of walking corpses
I'm crying, I got a ad for a "conservative search engine" before watching this 😭
lol what search engine was it ?
@@59fiftycap I don't even remember by now lmao
I feel your pain.
Lmao
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Confessing the sin of pornography
Catholic priest: Say 3 hail Marys and try not to do it again
Episcopalian priest: Don't worry about it. Everyone does it, it's totally natural
Evangelical Church Elder: Let's get together and set up a plan to help you not do it again.
Baptist preacher: Try not to do it again, but if you do God will forgive you anyways and you'll still go to heaven. Once Saved Always Saved.
Fundamentalist Pastor: You SINNER! You better get your act together or you're going to hell
Watchtower Elders: *Picks up stones*
Ngl the Episcopalian priest and the evangelical church elder sound best for the liberal and conservative trains of thought in Christianity.
Fuxxing funky funny as hell.. search all you want within the JW mkultra mind boggling 5 th column.. check old Larry gaiters.. excellent research team., on Jehovah witnesses.. there is.. never has been one MAN., whoever.. never has been., or are now., ONE MAN.. in this pathetic New World Cult.. disgusting..
Buddhist: do what you want with your body, it's all temporary pleasure-illusion and pain-illusion - I hope someday you and I are free of chasing sensation ♥️
That young tattletale elder just got a speaking slot on the next Circuit Assembly. The old guy had better watch his back…I’ve seen this scenario a hundred times.
Elder is a bitch. If that doesn't define a bitch move I don't know what is.
Yep it appears they are also backstabbers ..
@steventheheretic
I'm neither a/an M.s or an elder, could you please explain? I don't understand.
@@peggyfillmore1971 it's how they get to the top.
@@fukai-sama In several of the bodies of elders I was in, there was (at least) one butt-kissing elder that found something to tattle to the CO about, making the other elders look stupid.
My offering to the algorithmic gods....
That new elder is acting all like oh i dont know if i should be bringing this up to you since the elders already settled the matter, but you know this guy is gonna be riding this high for the rest of his life.
"Should I stop speaking out loud to myself about a confidential matter in earshot of others? What is an 'inside voice'?"
You'll never convince me that naming him Johnson wasn't intentional heh. Dare I hope there's a PIMO on the writing committee?
Its ridículos to see them scold a grown man as if hes a disobediant child, is extremely condescending
100% chance that all those elder actors watch porn regularly 😂 not joking. It was always a problem with elders "under pressure"
Panda, you totally missed making a joke on the mind your own business verse which ended with “work with your hands” 😄.
If a grown man voluntarily wears a bow tie, I’d think pornography is his ONLY option.
thats just a clothing choice. what's the connection?
@@haruhwa you really don’t get that joke? Ha!
What’s with bow ties?
At least 39 people have gotten it
Why do they all talk like they're reading a teleprompter that displays one word at a time? One...single...word...at...a...time...in...the...most...monotone...voice.
I let this cult. I play DND and now there are rumours about me in the congregation I practise witchcraft 😂
I do practice witchcraft now.
They tried to convert Me at My current place of residence multiple times (even after I requested that they never contact Me again.). I'm disfellowshiped, & the local cult congregation leaders knew better than to allow anyone to go near My home. Just intentionally harassing Me.
My very obviously witchy home. I have no idea why they would think a reasonable person, let alone an educated "witch," would want to be a part of their cult.
I am the foretold Moonchild. I don't need their bitch ass bullshit.
D&D so nerdy, not so witchy. Hope you are happier.
They stole My child. This cult WILL pay...
Well that’s great nothing wrong with spiritism lol good on you for getting out of this BS
There's a Awake article that prohibited the game, DnD is so legendary that is directly forbidden xD
I always amazed about the crap that is generated by this control and evil organization
Step aside Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman, there's a whole bunch of Oscar contenders here on display!
So non abhorrent is hetro and abhorrent is gay. Wow super tolerant, accepting and loving just like Jesus said to be. Things like this is why we need the Trevor project.
Trevor project?
What's that?
Idk what you're spouting off about but Jesus was neither accepting nor tolerating of certain lifestyles. He came to offer a path to salvation, sexual sin is still sin, and especially acting on sinful thoughts is sin. Christ loves everyone, yes, but He does not tolerate spiritually bankrupt lifestyles.
Way to prove the original comment’s point of why these charities are needed in the first place.
@nyxnight6311 I don't persecute people for whatever life they want to live but I'm certainly not going to tolerate it either, that's the difference
@@H2ORaccoon in what ways do you "not tolerate" it?
7:38, I promise you, it DEFINITELY existed 2000 years ago. Maybe not in video form, but it was around.
So crazy how rather than having confession and absolution, a practice which acknowledges the fact we are all merely human and will inevitably fail to uphold moral behavior at all times, the JWs not only do not have this practice, but actively discourage the idea of forgiving people for their sins and instead punish people for confessing their transgressions of JW values. I mean, people talk a lot about how Catholicism is a stern religion that instills feelings of guilt in its followers, but even over the last couple centuries they haven't been anywhere near as puritanical and harsh as the JW governing body. Imagine if they excommunicated anybody that came in and confessed to a cardinal sin, because that's roughly the Catholic equivalent to disfellowshipping. These dudes literally embody Phariseeism in its most obvious form. Man, there must be so many JWs living double lives, keeping tons of secrets because of the fear of being disfellowshipped over what they do.
7:35 Actually, I'm pretty sure porn existed as far back as ancient Egypt. I just don't think people had yet thought out the anti-sex attitudes of early Christianity to the extremes that people have today.
We have neolitic caves with pornografic images drawn inside.
There's a difference between "anti-sex" and "anti-promiscuity." If early Christianity were truly "anti-sex," then would they have lasted a full century, much less two millenia?
@@wargriffin5 prohibiting sex until marriage even if you have years long monogamous relation IS anti sex, not anti promiscuity. Promoting monogamy is anti promiscuity, that would be enough, but no-no to sex until marriage, because ... reasons, the bible says nothing about that.
@@kregorovillupo3625 Some of those "reasons" are perfectly valid. Marriage was/is a legal agreement between a couple to support their mutual offspring and guarantee inheritance rights. There's been more than one unlucky woman who got pregnant by her long-time boyfriend only to watch him disappear the moment he had to step up.
That's not even exclusively Christianity, that's just anyone capable of learning from the mistakes of others. Get enough of those people together, and they form cultures that push things like marriage, which is....EVERYONE.
Trying to prohibit sex until marriage isn't "anti-sex," nor does it exist just to make sure YOU SPECIFICALLY don't have fun. It exists to give life-altering decisions their proper weight/consideration that they deserve.
@@wargriffin5 "Trying to prohibit sex until marriage doesn't exist just to make sure YOU SPECIFICALLY don't have fun. It exists to give life-altering decisions their proper weight/consideration that they deserve"
You know a condom is enough, right? To me, it seems a control tactic: if you can control the most urgent compelling act nature has bestowed on us, reproduction, than you can control every aspet of one life.
Oh cringe!! Life in a goldfish bowl and worse, we were conditioned to self report ourselves! And, there’s always the keeno new elder who wants to get one over the body to establish themselves and be the CO’s little informant! It took over a year of fading before I stopped subconsciously thinking ‘what if someone sees me?’ to be able to live a normal life. Thanks as always x
I just love it Panda when you say 'it's about to get culty'. Your videos make my week. They're informative and so damn funny. The cartoon panda's expresion's are so very amusing. Then the comments you type up make it so much better.
23:04 this reminded me of all the times my circle of friends”friends” would constantly rat each other out to the elders. Oh she looked at a boy and had impure thoughts. Run to the elders. Ohhhh he watched a movie about magic. Run to the elders. It was so toxic.
20:18 “Bro. Martin, sorry for GOING OFF like that. Frankly this is HARD and it was HARD the last time. Emotionally, that is” yeah, he should buy that. Nice save.
28:27 "not trying to do it alone." Heheheheheh
Well, maybe with his homie on his door... You know, it's not porneia xD
Something about the artificially calm, smooth way they talk is so relaxing… JW ASMR???
I figured out that they use the word "pornea" so much in previous videos so that the porn prohibition sound ancient and biblical without having to find a biblical justification.
To be fair, imagine if our politicians had the courage and integrity to rat themselves out for actually underhanded deeds, like fraud or taking bribes. That would be pretty cool!
But, then they wouldn't be politicians 😂
They don’t and all of us generally don’t because we are wired for self preservation. Jw’s strip their members of the desire to self preserve.
Im gonna edge to this video out of spite
*THE BODY WAS DIVIDED* 1:29
They killed him!
Owie!
This is crazy. This shows why there are so many CSA cases. Men are "deprived."
Right, I would rather this situation than something that hurts others.
That is not how pedophiles work.
You know you're living an adventurous life, if every day of your life would get you disfellowshipped in a different way each time. Also these are the goofiest 5 men I’ve ever seen in my life
After watching this video, I just want to thank you for not PROMOTING pornography. I'm an asexual Satanist. Kinda funny, but I love learning about religions. I find when it comes to talking about sin regarding porn and stuff, many creators almost spin into "porn is good. Watch porn. Prudes"
I'm glad you just acknowledged the issues within the religious judgment. There are MANY real issues with porn, both on the watcher and creator. Porn really is disgusting in it's own right, and has nothing to do with religion.
The way JWs use this (often addiction) habit to demonize and take away rankings of its members is absurd.
When it comes to porn, boundaries in your relationship is what matters. Not religion.
24:36, so who do JW org hate more, “worldly people” or women?
I know! Women
C. All of the above
They hate everyone not in control of their 'top ten list'
By which I mean they are prolly trying to find the '144k' in heaven/paradise, then destroy the world after. But who knows. It may just be an excuse for black market control. But who knows.
@tallflguy.
The only thing that's hated more than women is the *"evil aquarium's"* through which *jezebels* prey upon upstanding "brothers" of the christian congregation.
Worldly women for the win
Pornagraphy did exist in Biblical times, BTW, just in drawings and paintings. The topic would be lust and adultery that is directly addressed in the Bible.
Theirs like a Kingdom Hall right next to my campus, and they come to my college weekly trying to convert unsuspecting college students. They aslo just have this big ass sign that says "is it all coming to an end?" 😂
Bro do not get introductrinated, first they'll ask if you want a bible study, then they'll ask you to come to a meeting, then it escalates.
The elders and their dialogue skits look like NPCs in a early 2000s video game.
Why does this feel so cringe💀
I think it’s the bad acting
@@PARALYZ3R I agree
@@PARALYZ3R”none of us are professional actors”
@@PARALYZ3R And also the content.
So the "circuit overseer"is like a "Commissar" in the Soviet Army ensuring the Party is obeyed?
As usual, I lost the cringe challenge immdiately as soon as the elders started talking. This stuff is constructed entirely of weapons-grade cringetonium. Just wow.
They should be required to obtain a permit for that cringetonium.
This showed up right after I finished watching your Changed view on LGBTQ+ Community lol
I can't believe people like this exist.
Oh, trust me they do and there are a lot of them.....
It's so sad
"he viewed pornography multiple times during the year (and got caught)"
This is so humiliating for that guy... A lawyer needs to see this and do something. This place causes mental health problems
Remember, one of the questions that the Elders must do is if you watched Pron with animals, say gex or... Childrens...
so.. if you a zoophile, gay, or a pedophile.
Holy Crap! I am an ExMo and knew that us and y'all had a lot of similarities, but gosh dang!
If someone leaves the religion, they are immediately shunned and disowned, so why the hell are these guys debating, reflecting and doing mental gymnastics over a guy watching porn
I got to Bible study lesson 15 and then i realized holy crap I'm getting indoctrinated to a cult !!
Hey that's where I am!
@@aGORILLA-g7l Test the spirits my friend. Pray to Jesus
@@StandOnGuard4Thee Well it happens I'm not a Christian anymore. But I see where you're coming from.
Brother "Johnson" huh, someone was having fun in the writing department
The Uber PIMI respecting all these stupid rules:
✨✨✨PROSTATE CANCER✨✨✨
Htf does this mind control cult still exist?
it’s existing but it’s falling fast
Because there are people like these elders who make more carbon copies of themselves for the governing body RIP
One word, *Donations".*
You said it yourself. Mind control.
And why isn’t there a massive boycott yet ?!
The one who snitched will be a great company man or circuit overseer in this religion. 😂😂😂
I definitely got snitched on for being 'negative' (giving legit criticism) about Bethel I was there. I still have no idea who it was as everyone I spoke to was completely on board and even said similar things themselves.
Having friends that where exploring their body trough masturbation, only to later be riddle with so much shame that they went crying to their parents or elders about it. You are encouraged to rat yourself out cuz jehova sees you. if you grew up in this you would know how devastating suppressing sexuality in this way is, its such a natural occurrence and healthy to explore early, late explorers witch have not been able to experience anything like this early steps way over the line in order to further good feelings. And i have been trough something similar to this and its torture, it can't be defined by any other word.
I find it disheartening that a man can't touch his pickle in peace while his wife is going through a terrible phase in her life(menopause is no joke and in certain situations has caused strain in relationships) without someone complaining about it.
Want to bet the snitchy poo is jealous of the new guy.
So ... the Circuit Overseer is the District Manager of the JWs?
I started cackling like a witch when they mentioned having to ask for specific details 😂 why do they want to know details about his porn and masturbation habits? 😂😂
Lost the cringed challenge the minute the one guy starts to rat out the other guy. In that low sneaky voice ,how creepy!!
I cringes before you said we were doing the cringe challenge... Does that count?
17 MINUTES AGO :D I’M FINALLY NOT THAT LATE. (For once in my life-) I love watching these videos while I draw and fuck around in roblox
Life is the ultimate indulgence, death is the ultimate abstinence.
I am not serving this corporation when I can serve Tesla as Associate Manager and make $150K annually. You're not getting Communist labor out of me!
I actually liked this ASMR a little bit, I would listen to it before bed if the topics weren't so bizarre.
14:55 cringe challenge lost
had an absolute full body scrunch at the word MATE
The wife would be crushed? That he watched some porn?!? What? Why she care if she's not interested in continuing a physical relationship, you'd think she'd be happy with it knowing he's not pestering her for sex 🤣
The elders should have asked to see the porn he was watching.
No
@@MervinJohnson-yv8swYes
"The Photo Drama of Fornication"
@@Tabascofanatikerin😂😂😂
So that they can offer additional videos
I keep losing the cringe challenge before I even reach the 2 minute mark (1:12)
The tension between the Elders is crazy they should get it over with and kiss ❤
Don't finish last, you get the oooky cookie.
This is absolutely ridiculous and disgusting!
Also @19:52 What is his beef with this man? Why he SNITCHING snitching?
I cringed before the challenge started :/
The fact they clarify it was "heterosexual and non abhorant" xD
Oh thanks for clarifying
I SERIOUSLY want to go back in just to troll the crap pit of these situations. 😂😂😂😂. Would probably make for a food TH-cam channel too. 😂
LFGGG SPIRITUAL FOOD AT THE PROPER TIME
FROM THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE, WHOM JEHOVAH HAS BEEN USING SINCE 1919
Time for laughs about social conservatives
1:29 you guys met for 4 hours?
And they never opened the Bible or their "technical manual" during the Inquisition, er, meeting of Elders?!?
I can’t anymore 😭
Love ur videos
This scene looks like a "kangaroo court" or a "Star Chamber" court to me because of the secret proceedings.
Serious here too.. don' t they ever consider talk in self reporting to be .. well porey ??
Bro sounded like he was in a Dora video 😂4:01
Im slowly trying to get my grandma to wake up ever since i said i wanted to become an astronaut she now believes that the universe expands and the earth is billions of years old
Wow, it’s eerie the way the higher-ups are so eager to turn each other in. Definitely a gestapo vibe. 😨
"I haven't told my wife🥺😔"
"Buuuuut it was starting to get on my contois😋(idk how to spell)"
"So I'm admitting it to you 🙂"
He literally told the elders before his wife because he thought they where more important😭
So, a man grabs his winky now he has to discuss it before three men that he basically works with. I don’t see how that could be awkward at all. What kind of sick sick sick sick sick organization is this. They don’t want to be your therapist because they barely have a high school education but they want to know every single personal detail. This is disgusting. 🤨🤦♀️🙄🫤💥✍🏽
The cultiness never ends..
3:58 bro started monologuing ☠️
the way they talk so fake
they are motivated by fear probably
😂 I lost it when the audience said aww … 😊 ❤ I hope they say yay ! In another video soon , in a funny way . And I also lost it when it said still no bible in sight ! . 😂❤😁💕😊
What a horrible little grass, he’s acting all innocent like he’s doing the right thing, all “uwu I don’t think I should be tewwing you this” but he knows, he’s absolutely using the situation to get ahead. Then because of that the rest of the elders have to sit there and get patronised by a guy who probably cheats on his wife and watches more porn than the three of them combined. Of course they’re probably horrible people, what with being elders of a JW church but it’s just to make a point
So where can we read the elder book, and what special privileges do elders get?
P•rn DEFINITELY existed in biblical times. It has existed since the beginning of writing, since the beginning of art.
So... big boss who basically wants to micromanage the whole area gets to micromanage until he is? Man, where is his excuse and his questions on his own qualifications?