Wait For It...The Mongols!: Crash Course World History #17

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  • @Magnetul
    @Magnetul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6251

    Imagine, people being promoted into a position based on merit and not family ties... crazy.

    • @feetup7628
      @feetup7628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      what kind of savage does that right?!

    • @Nameless9635
      @Nameless9635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      No wonder he made the largest empire...if only fools today knew this trick.

    • @Chilukar
      @Chilukar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Funny how people assume we are different now. In the last 30 years two families have had the US presidency for 20 of them and only just missed out on another term. The same families have also had other members who were state governors and senators. Of the other candidates for president and vp in that time the parents of 4 were "ruling class" (governor, congressman, diplomat and admiral) and several more were the sons of millionaires.
      In the UK many, if not most, government and shadow government posts are filled with people who studied the same degree at the same university - 42% of who's students come from private schools. To put it another way you are 6 times more likely to get into government if you are in the right family. Even more stark is that 15% of the house of Lords are hereditary peers.
      We could do with some more "mongol thinking".

    • @jorgemunoz4986
      @jorgemunoz4986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Chilukar word. These fools up here think it’s not families power playing everything

    • @dd-rw8ey
      @dd-rw8ey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lamooo but tbh even now, your family matters more than you up to like 90 percent chance probably.

  • @James-Specter
    @James-Specter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    John Green has the highest authority out of any thing on Crash Course World History except wait for it .................
    The Mongols.
    [Insert Mongoltage]

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      india never got taken over by alexander or khan...India should be feared by all....thats insanity

    • @jojobabok9373
      @jojobabok9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@razkable I was never taken over by Alexander, Khan, Napoleon or any of these triflers... I must be feared by all.

    • @blvck265
      @blvck265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 😂 😂

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@razkable especially the tamil kings who weren't even conqured by the man who conquered india, Chandragupta

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jojobabok9373 why does he say mongles

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    If you think of it, the Mongols basically reinvented Europe. Or at least, led to the events which reinvented Europe.

    • @DWBambi
      @DWBambi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hey! I know you! And I like your videos! And yet I haven't subscribed yet!
      ...Yeah...

    • @duxsvobodi
      @duxsvobodi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The idea is awesome, but realisation could be a better

    • @YoungKoolness17
      @YoungKoolness17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** They didn't exactly migrate to southern Europe. They were either taking in by Romans, after an invasion of course, or they expanded INTO Roman lands, for example the germans who sacked rome

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And only at the low-low cost of approximately 40 million lives; roughly 8-10% of the world's population. A murder rate that, if it occurred in the 20th century, it would have taken the lives of 280 million people. The second highest death rate in the world following the An Lushan Revolt.
      Just try to keep that in mind. There was hardly a single conquered tribe in his confederacy that wouldn't have defected if they had a choice.

    • @nicholasmitchell2960
      @nicholasmitchell2960 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** .... 1. kinda raciest. 2. did you watch his videos on eastern Islam and the dark ages, it had significant impact on modern society.

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    "The Floopity-flop, so...That's the technical name by the way. I'm a historian."
    One of your best lines John XD

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Totally agree

    • @minatothe4th379
      @minatothe4th379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      did the mongols kill their wives after the "floopity flop"?

    • @makishimashougo8021
      @makishimashougo8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @makishimashougo8021
      @makishimashougo8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😀

    • @LukeGood1018
      @LukeGood1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try washing the pygmies before you run the mountain gimmick. Thrash away at the humble platypus, it may be your lazy pie owl.

  • @evanoliver1918
    @evanoliver1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    All these videos do what high school history could not: make learning fun.

    • @rae4486
      @rae4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeas i love this channel

    • @wenwildfan
      @wenwildfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Evan Oliver watched this in my world studies class. :)

    • @gordonramsay1530
      @gordonramsay1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      im watching this to study for my ap world history test actually

    • @frankii5011
      @frankii5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fanta Soft Drinks omg me too !!!

    • @bigbro5556
      @bigbro5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where literally all freshman preparing for an Ap world history exam tomorrow lol

  • @AJGoff110
    @AJGoff110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    "Stupid truth, always resisting simplicity"
    That's gotta be one my favorite quotes of all time

    • @ayushamahajan143
      @ayushamahajan143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know right?? It's put my frustration into words.

    • @conx40
      @conx40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its what i love about johns video's he i teaches us how to always see things from all perspective's specially in today's world..

  • @McLightning95
    @McLightning95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    23 and Me:
    New Ethnicity discovered:
    You are .01% Genghis Khan

  • @janecollins9044
    @janecollins9044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    As much as I like people discussing the 'glory days' of Mongol Empire, I wish more people would talk more about modern day Mongolia. Living abroad and talking to international students made me realize Mongolia is much more peaceful, progressive, free, tolerant and "chill" than any other nation tbh. It'd be much cooler if others saw that aspect of Mongolia as well.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Tax your enemies,
    see them bankrupt before you,
    and hear the lamentations of their accountants!

    • @17Watman
      @17Watman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Coda Mission That is good.

  • @pizzabelongsonranchnthatso3894
    @pizzabelongsonranchnthatso3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    Imagine just sittin in ur hut chillin an all of a sudden ur wife is gettin stolen

  • @PresbyterianPaladin
    @PresbyterianPaladin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    holy sweet mother of god, I just watched all of this series for 5 hours straight laughing at and loving every Mongol reference. Now I get to the Mongol episode and it meets all of my expectations! This is a truly awesome aid in learning and just straight up entertaining. Why is this not a television show???

    • @General420smoke
      @General420smoke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      there is a book series about him and they are great, the first book is called the "wolf of the plains", when he was around 8yrs old and his father died his family was banished from the community and had to survive by themselves. in the book it says that he killed his brother because he kept food for himself and didnt share with his family.

    • @PresbyterianPaladin
      @PresbyterianPaladin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice, ill have to check that out, thanks for the info. :)

    • @puranjaysingh304
      @puranjaysingh304 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've been directing all my teacher friends to this channel. Their students absolutely love it. The Green brothers need to be on TV!

    • @andrew.r.lukasik
      @andrew.r.lukasik 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Puranjay Singh
      TV?
      You mean that increasingly irrelevant thing old people are used to stare at?

    • @PresbyterianPaladin
      @PresbyterianPaladin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andrew Raphael Lukasik no we mean the boob tube that America gets half its worldview from....

  • @galaxi6585
    @galaxi6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    the Mongols attacked Japan TWICE but the typhoons defeated them.

    • @mijidsamdansuidaan3221
      @mijidsamdansuidaan3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Second wave did get to the shores of Japan, but there was left too few to conquer the whole Japan.

    • @Nameless9635
      @Nameless9635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Even the typhoon could not completely stop them...they managed to hit the shore and take some territories.

    • @nukestrom5719
      @nukestrom5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wrong. They had two major invasions 1274 and 1281 and typhoons helped Japaneses but its Samurai warriors who defeated Mongels.

    • @bayanbatu6848
      @bayanbatu6848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what would happen , if mongols successfully landed on japan islands and invade all of u ? U better thank to weather .

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Even if the Mongols hadn't died in 2 typhoons, they would still have been finished off.
      Explanation: Japan is almost entirely composed of forests and hilly, mountainous terrain. Horseback archery would have been incredibly difficult for the Mongols who grew up battling in the vast Eurasian steppes with hundreds upon hundreds of miles of vast landlocked terrain.

  • @andyramirez6521
    @andyramirez6521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    I find it hilarious that the Mongols tried to invade Japan but died in a typhoon twice. It's also pretty funny that they put dummies on horses so that their armies would look bigger from far away.

    • @dorjjodvo1992
      @dorjjodvo1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Andy Ramirez are how each soldier lit dozens of bonfires for the same reason

    • @Samuel-iv4qt
      @Samuel-iv4qt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      yeah, but the dummies worked.

    • @bunnyfreakz
      @bunnyfreakz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      "It's also pretty funny that they put dummies on horses so that their armies would look bigger from far away."
      It's not funny, it's war tactic and strategy from Sun Tzu. Western and middle eastern that time were too gullible to understand such war tactic. That's why they lost.

    • @ItsThatSheep
      @ItsThatSheep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      In Skyrim, some forts have dummies on the walls and i always mistake them for the enemies every time XD

    • @biffyqueen
      @biffyqueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      There's a theory that the Chinese, who built the ships, deliberately fucked them over

  • @isaacliang2674
    @isaacliang2674 10 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    10:13 also killed so many people in Europe (around 40 million) that the trees in Europe were able to regrow as there was nobody to tend to the fields, or not enough of them at least. So thanks Genghis for being environmentally conscious. :)

    • @GG-ir1hw
      @GG-ir1hw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't class Russians as Europeans because thier speech and writing looks and sounds like explosive diarreha. While the west of europe sounds normal.

    • @sonixhawk4
      @sonixhawk4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Calemb Jackman Arrogant much?

    • @GG-ir1hw
      @GG-ir1hw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No just dislike Russians

    • @GG-ir1hw
      @GG-ir1hw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And Russia's hates Western Europe then wants to be classed as europe?

    • @0249er
      @0249er 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Calemb Jackman Russians are European, there writing is using the Greek alphabet unlike western Europe that uses the Latin one. Their speech is slav part of the indo-European family of languages that spread across Europe pushing out languages like Celtic and replacing them with french or English. other then that most of what we consider Russians are Scandinavians that speak Russian, so ya there European

  • @someolfellow1094
    @someolfellow1094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    YES! THE GREATEST MEME ON CRASH COURSE FINALLY EXPLAINED!

  • @emmascott5519
    @emmascott5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It's now been 7 years since this video was released and it's still the most used video in history classes I've ever seen. I've probably seen it 5 times since I took World History in 9th grade and watched it in class, and it was just assigned again in my second year of college. Nice to know history doesn't change that fast. :)

  • @TheJulsMan
    @TheJulsMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    The Mongols where the blueprint for how you make a badass empire.
    Step 1 - build a meritocracy, you get better results working with people who deserve it not people whose dad deserved it.
    Step 2 - let your reputation do the hard work for you. Be sure that everyone thinks you are the most blood thirty savage people out there; use racial phobias to your advantage. That way people will surrender without you even having to attack.
    Step 3 - tolerance makes for easy management. Instead of trying to control how people think just focus on how they behave. As long as they pay taxes and adhere to your rules on trade ... who cares what they worship.
    Step 4 - blend in. Not mentioned in this film was the fact that many people who where ruled by Mongols didn't even know they where ruled by Mongols. The average peasant was better off in the Mongol empire and probably didn't even know (or care) that there was a change in management. As a matter of fact, Beijing is the forbidden city because the Mongols who controlled China didn't want the ethnic Chinese to know that China wasn't even being run by Chinese.

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The Mongols basically let people rule themselves as long as they paid. And you were safe, if someone tried to attack you the Mongols would utterly annihlate the attackers.

    • @darthxader1112
      @darthxader1112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That last part was awesome

    • @midshitfuta
      @midshitfuta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Step 5: ???
      Step 6: Profit

    • @thatpolishlife303
      @thatpolishlife303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julian King .

    • @MadHatter42
      @MadHatter42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Julian King You’re very correct, my friend, except on the last point; the Forbidden City was constructed by the Yongle Emperor, the second leader of the Ming Dynasty, which overthrew the Yuan Dynasty and replaces the Khans with native Chinese emperors again.

  • @neppynep6151
    @neppynep6151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    "Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere!"
    When your mates are agricultural, artistic plebs.

    • @GBH420
      @GBH420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ger

    • @evenfate5906
      @evenfate5906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s true it’s ger

    • @evenfate5906
      @evenfate5906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am mongolian

  • @DrBreezeAir
    @DrBreezeAir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As a Russian who spent a summer in London with a Mongolian ambassador's son I approve. But seriously Mongols were incredibly talented at waging war. They had huge experience in psychological warfare and had sophisticated arrow design to inflict almost guaranteed mortal wounds.

  • @jakobreagan2592
    @jakobreagan2592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    It must be really cool to be able to say "I'm Genghis Khans grandson"

    • @gallivantingsprt
      @gallivantingsprt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Its a very common thing in modern Kazakhstan. Plenty of people trace their roots from Ghenghis Khan. Its customary to ask a person which tribe he/she belongs to. And saying you're from Tore (Ghenghis khan descendants) is like saying you're a Lakers fan )

    • @kuroosayuri797
      @kuroosayuri797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah We Mongolians love saying we’re descendants of Genghis Khan

    • @danayussubaliyeva3547
      @danayussubaliyeva3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you well might be, check it out :)

    • @drizellamercury
      @drizellamercury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gallivantingsprt are you kazakh or russian?

    • @gallivantingsprt
      @gallivantingsprt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@drizellamercury I am Kazakh, yes. why?

  • @ar9963
    @ar9963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    if anyone else is here for that ap world exam on thursday, may the mongols be with you

  • @johnielsmithuel6008
    @johnielsmithuel6008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    "I can't tell your gender, I mean, you've got the pants, but you've also got the floopity-flop. That's a technical term, I'm a historian." And this is the man that wrote "the fault in our stars

    • @mnshkmr11
      @mnshkmr11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because he didn't..

    • @mhomho1979
      @mhomho1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also I hope their women didn't have facial hair like the picture

    • @carlgeoffreysanchez1583
      @carlgeoffreysanchez1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I have been subscribing on CrashCourse for a long time, but it is only in your comment that I realized that he is the author of the 'The Fault in Our Stars'. I feel so bad. Thanks anyway.

    • @shastribadminton22
      @shastribadminton22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best book ever.

    • @anushkapandey4957
      @anushkapandey4957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Johniel smithuel OMG......he is???🤐😱😱😱

  • @WarbirdTheater
    @WarbirdTheater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "...you also have the floobity-flop. That's the technical term, by the way. I'm a historian."
    This episode has been up for lord knows how long and that never gets old.

  • @tomkoo7696
    @tomkoo7696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    mongols then - the greatest empire in history
    mongols now - country bewteen 2 monsters named russian and china

    • @kassandracox7047
      @kassandracox7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Actually, most mongols live IN China. One of the largest provinces in China is Inner Mongolia. They have a fair amount of autonomy, and mostly speak Mongolian. They also tend to write in the traditional Mongolic script instead of in Cyrillic, which is pretty cool.

    • @1943rfagan
      @1943rfagan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      British empire was actually far bigger.

    • @чоноПрэйри
      @чоноПрэйри 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They are our descendants, every country ruled by us are now strong and powerful

    • @airwakkerre1861
      @airwakkerre1861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@1943rfagan nah

    • @1943rfagan
      @1943rfagan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@airwakkerre1861 It actually was. Do your research.

  • @jackmadden4744
    @jackmadden4744 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    For some reason im seeing -us- the mongals as the good guys...

    • @uzolboo
      @uzolboo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Genghis Khan mmmhmmmm ;) fully agree brother!

    • @irwanandaltria
      @irwanandaltria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +Genghis Khan u know, this world is not painted with only black and white.

    • @jackmadden4744
      @jackmadden4744 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Irwan Andaltria yes. i know. I'm yellow

    • @irwanandaltria
      @irwanandaltria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Genghis Khan I know you do, O Great Khan.

    • @krc6535
      @krc6535 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fuck you

  • @KingCrayon420
    @KingCrayon420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    A lot of people I go to school with hate this channel... meanwhile I'm over here binge watching every lesson in every subject for the second time...

    • @indirects868
      @indirects868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lostbladder Why do they hate this channel?

    • @smithnwesson990
      @smithnwesson990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because dumbass kids hate school. Wish i cared more back then.

    • @raynethescribe2772
      @raynethescribe2772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My classmates hated whenever my teacher put one of these videos on because "he speaks too fast" and that's it. I've always enjoyed them, and look at me now, graduated high school yet still watching them.

    • @peterz8008
      @peterz8008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i like the channel too.

    • @tamillaigidova7919
      @tamillaigidova7919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because they watch PragerU

  • @doubleboy2388
    @doubleboy2388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    You can walk across the whole Mongol empire with a gold plate on your head without fear of getting robbed but, you can't live in your own hut without your wife getting stolen. How ironic. Lol

    • @MissSladousek
      @MissSladousek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Rhat was before the empire Will.. listen better

    • @PhanteusZ
      @PhanteusZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      +Will Trill actually kidnapping a bride and committing adultery was prohibited in the Mongol Empire. The punishment was often death.

    • @arishemghoul9571
      @arishemghoul9571 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Phanteus than why did they raped all those people the conquered

    • @PhanteusZ
      @PhanteusZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ssj4mighty gogeta who said they raped?

    • @arishemghoul9571
      @arishemghoul9571 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Phanteus​ history

  • @vivitsa6215
    @vivitsa6215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    9:46 Wow. The Mongols are so good at fighting that they actually thought about bio chemical warfare? Mongols are scary.

    • @eliza1826
      @eliza1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah real psychopaths

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      if khan didn't get sad and lose his motivation after the death of his mother he probabaly takes over most of asia and europe...crazy to think about...

    • @Rune-Thief
      @Rune-Thief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@eliza1826 You don't seem to know the definition of that word and use it as a derogatory term.
      Let me remind you that morals back then are not the same as they are now, and in different cultures.

    • @cmarley314
      @cmarley314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rune
      One could argue morality is objective, and applied differently, sometimes incorrectly

    • @Rune-Thief
      @Rune-Thief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cmarley314 Yes, though determining if someone is a psychopath still uses factual evidence.

  • @sweethater8558
    @sweethater8558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I want a shirt that says "Nomads aren't Jack Kerouac".

  • @trisaratops.
    @trisaratops. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Successful khanquests I see.

  • @amandag.6186
    @amandag.6186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Imagine having an empire so massive and successful...
    ...and only having it fall less then 100 years because the first leadwr died(looking at you Alex and Khan)
    This comment was made by Roman Empire Gang

  • @anthonyferris727
    @anthonyferris727 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks!

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "I mean, I can't tell your gender there. You've got the pants but you also have the floopity-flop. That's the technical term for it; I'm a historian! XD"
    -John Green, 2012

  • @cgarrand08
    @cgarrand08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    ahhh i now understand the Ghengis Khan song when they says "i get a little bit Ghengis Khan" it means they want to invade China and create an empire with incredible trade routes and tolerance to religion that will crumple shortly after my demise

    • @jabobabo6162
      @jabobabo6162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cgarrand08 r

    • @jackturner214
      @jackturner214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Judaism and Islam, since Ghengis Khan basically outlawed circumcision and kosher/halal slaughter.

    • @kazaddum2448
      @kazaddum2448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack Turner aside from the fact that the rulers of 3 of 4 khanates eventually converted to islam...

    • @jackturner214
      @jackturner214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't negate the fact that Ghengis Khan outlawed halal slaughter; he was not as tolerant of religious differences as has been suggested.

    • @christianperez4431
      @christianperez4431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget safe. A man can walk across the entire empire with a gold plate on his head without getting robbed.

  • @rickyspanish6087
    @rickyspanish6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gangus Khan is probably one of my favorite military leaders.

  • @afiaali2441
    @afiaali2441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Babur the first Mughal emperor of India was a descendant of Genghis Khan both on his maternal and paternal side and Babur and his many descendants went on to conquer and rule India for more than 300 years and it was the third largest empire in the history of India....so even though Genghis couldn’t...his descendants did rule over India.

    • @oskarileikos
      @oskarileikos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3rd largest empire... in the history of India. Yeah. That's like saying the Scottish had the 2nd largest empire in Great Britain...

    • @uzmafaridi5548
      @uzmafaridi5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Babur was not the descendant of Genghis Khan from both his sides. He was Half a Mongol and the other half was Timurid. The Mughals did not wish to be associated with Genghis Khan because of his image as a brutal ruler so the entire Mughal dynasty called themselves the TIMURID DYNASTY. Besides, it was the British who gave them the name Mughals.

    • @shubhammeena5177
      @shubhammeena5177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was a Turk, no?

    • @dorjjodvo1992
      @dorjjodvo1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But Tamerlan is the most well known Moghol tho

    • @SACHINYadav-sn4op
      @SACHINYadav-sn4op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shubhammeena5177 yes they were a Turkish dynasty

  • @godzilla964
    @godzilla964 9 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Imagine if the Mongols had guns, tanks, and jets.

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +godzilla964 They do technically

    • @godzilla964
      @godzilla964 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      True, but we haven't heard anything about a new Mongolian empire. Yet!

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +godzilla964 well imagine if their enemies had guns and tanks and jets! whats that supposed to mean?! lol

    • @notnebeyuiswear2588
      @notnebeyuiswear2588 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do know and they military is awful

    • @willlangan6038
      @willlangan6038 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +godzilla964 it wouldnt mean anything. what made them so effective was their unconventional tactics combined with brutal willingness to be violent as well as their massive logistical advantages.... they were good at what they did with what they had in a time period when they couldntve faced a foe that was orginized or disiplined enough to stand up to them.

  • @napoleondogeoparte2605
    @napoleondogeoparte2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    why is it still fun 8 years later

  • @Plowie1
    @Plowie1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If anyone's interested in the Mongols, an author called Conn Iggulden has an amazing series about Genghis' life from a child to his death and the lives of his children and grandchildren, well, mainly Kublai. All major events in the books are as historically accurate as possible. It really is a compelling read!

  • @BeccaBLAH14
    @BeccaBLAH14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I wanr a "Mongols: We're the exception" t-shirt

    • @nicole._sihler
      @nicole._sihler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is already a thing

    • @starwarsenjoyer7567
      @starwarsenjoyer7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wanr

    • @sidneym2919
      @sidneym2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would like this comment but it's at 69 likes and i don't want to ruin that

    • @starwarsenjoyer7567
      @starwarsenjoyer7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sidneym2919 It's at 80 now. U can like it

  • @connorboyer3986
    @connorboyer3986 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere!
    Best line ever!

    • @fowdarsachin8300
      @fowdarsachin8300 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @clarkorion197
      @clarkorion197 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't mean anything. They were probably just jealous and intimidated. The Mongols never had the money or the brains to build such palaces. They were always on the run being poor, barbarian, plague-spreading parasides who never fulfilled any purpose as a human. What children always get taught by their parents is that it's easier to destroy something than to embrace its beauty, but the Mongols obviously were too stupid to understand this concept. They had brainless zombie slave armies that knew how to destroy this planet and everything others had spent millenia on building and developing. If it was because of them we'd still all be hunters and gatherers. They were sick and like Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Nero or any other terrible leaders you can think of destroyed everything.

    • @1sdani
      @1sdani 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clark Orion They actually helped the Earth. Carbon ratings went down during their reign and the land started to restore itself to it's former glory. They also were very intelligent, as I see it at least. They were incredibly knowledgeable in the arts of War and Trade and were masters of numerous skills such as Horseback Riding, Archery, and various forms of combat.
      They also were one of the few Civilizations in history to be truly devoid of the division of power between Sexes and Religions, and were the first Civilization to promote warriors based on merit instead of heritage and class.
      Sure, they killed thousands of people, and that is a very bad thing. But don't think other "Great" nations didn't also. The United States has killed over 260 THOUSAND people, during the Civil War alone, counting only casualties to Confederate soldiers... as I can't find statistics for the civilians. And while the war did free the slaves, it was not about that in the beginning, it was actually just about keeping the Confederacy from breaking off from the states. Plus, even if the cause may have been a good one, you cannot excuse the fact over 600 thousand lives were lost overall just so that the States could stay in control of it's revolting underlings.
      Also, keep in mind that had the Confederacy won the war, they would have treated the United States just as well as we treat Colonial Britain today in school. Yep, we would have been the oppressive "father" Nation and they would have been the underdogs who won. Not saying I'm supporting their fondness of slavery in any way, but instead I'm saying that we pretty much had two Revolutions in less that 100 years.
      Food 4 Thought ya' know.

    • @linhhoang1363
      @linhhoang1363 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clark Orion No, thats not about jealous or intimidated at all. Problem with the Mongols is they couldnt stand much about static settlements and agricultural living. Only such way of life would be the seed for cultural and technology to boom. You can see that clearly at other civilizations like Ancient Egypt, Persian or the Chinese. The Mongols cant have this kind of life because they are the nomads, so they only "borrow" others to do it for them (like, "borrow" engineers from the Chinese). So in the end, they did not be defeated by any nation but be converted eventually. For example, the Ilkhanate empire, one of the Mongols - many empire - did converted to Islam eventually but not in a war.

    • @snorisnorelsen5938
      @snorisnorelsen5938 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clark Orion As someone who has been to Mongolia and met real live Mongols instead of just making assumptions about them, I have to disagree with you. Mongols have plenty of brains - they survive in environments that would kill most Westerners within a week or two. The Mongols have remained herders for two reasons: 1) Much of Mongolia is quite arid and not good for farming, and 2) They are HAPPY. They are a happy people, like their lifestyle, and have success with it. If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
      The Mongols didn't have money for much of their history because they never settled enough to start mining activities, so they didn't have any precious metals. Not only did they not have it, but they didn't really need it. Most traditional Mongolian families are essentially self-sustaining, and they never really "outgrew" the barter system. I don't look down on them for this; it worked for their way of life, so there is nothing wrong with that.
      And for those who think the Mongols are still barbarians, consider that the literacy rate in Mongolia for both men and women is higher than that in the US.

  • @thongbonerstorm9516
    @thongbonerstorm9516 11 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Anyone else notices that empires seem to follow the laws of physics quite closely? Like how a chemical reaction requiring a catalyst (General like Khan) then expands rapidly using a immense amount of energy, just before fizzling out into nothing once that catalyst has been used up?

    • @lhagiduty
      @lhagiduty 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everything has its beginning and its end. Law of the Universe.

    • @awksweat230
      @awksweat230 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is true for almost everything in the known world. Especially when you forcefully take something that doesn't belong to you(like the Mongols). There will be some opposition to that at some point.

    • @titoaldunate
      @titoaldunate 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lkhagvasuren Davaatseren Except for (Wait for it) THE MONGOLS descendants

    • @samashe2339
      @samashe2339 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TiTixWhite When you say that instead of showing people on horses it shows people holding I-Phones and playing flappy bird or something.

  • @sweetliberteatv
    @sweetliberteatv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    It seems to me that the Mongols cared more about living a good life than trying to create an everlasting empire, seems to me like a smart choice

    • @darrenpat182
      @darrenpat182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, lots of products and raping and pillaging, while the long suffering keep calm and carry on british built the internet you are using

  • @ghnfyhj
    @ghnfyhj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I bet this guy was so freaking excited when the Mongols were next 😂

  • @ianhintz2257
    @ianhintz2257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    In how many episodes have you said "unless they were.. the Mongols!" or something like that?

    • @zachos2
      @zachos2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      anytime there's an exception.

    • @fyredrakon
      @fyredrakon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ian hintz Tally: OVER 9000!!!!1!!!!1!11111

    • @chaosblackstone7286
      @chaosblackstone7286 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ian hintz in every single one.

    • @benjamintran3921
      @benjamintran3921 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ian hints he acts like a twelvie

    • @satan595
      @satan595 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ben Tran You act like a twelvie

  • @Pwnage195
    @Pwnage195 11 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    When John was talking about every day being a birthday for Genghis Kahn's descendants this music played. I thought i was hearing something behind me in my room. So for five minutes i sat there examining my room looking for places where that sound came from. Until i realised, it was just in the video.

  • @erynnesensei
    @erynnesensei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love this show, the running jokes, balanced perspectives, the meaningful lessons, and John Green's fabulous nerdiness. Overall fantastic!

  • @BAHTHEARTIST
    @BAHTHEARTIST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    that one moment when the mongols arrive
    villages: *exists*
    mongols: create big oof

    • @henryczeisler4851
      @henryczeisler4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      watching it 7 years later like me

    • @sambosayshi
      @sambosayshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me watching it 8 years later

  • @melodya.5286
    @melodya.5286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a young Mongolian, this was a really cool and insirational video.

    • @enKmuran
      @enKmuran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Egshiglen Amgalanbayar
      yeah, same here. i learnt much more about our history from TH-cam than my entire secondary school.

  • @nfinn42
    @nfinn42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Bit disappointed that Subutai didn't get a mention, but it IS only a Crash Course. Greatest unsung military genius of all time IMHO.

    • @pugilist102
      @pugilist102 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nobody can beat his record, 65-1 with 32 nations subjugated.

    • @matthewgamblin8628
      @matthewgamblin8628 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Alexander The Great?

    • @nfinn42
      @nfinn42 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Matthew Gamblin Alexander the "Great" was a comparative underachiever. He conquered a lot of land area but he was mostly rampaging across poorly-defended farmland. He had nerve and the initiative required of great military leaders, but he never really faced an enemy that challenged his conquest seriously, at least not after the Granicus. He is remembered as "great" because history is written by the apologists of powerful rulers. In reality, dying young is probably the best thing he ever did for human civilization. He lived long enough to spread Greek concepts far and wide, but died before he could clamp them down into a tyranny that would be remembered with hatred for generations. Perfect timing.
      By comparison, Subutai maneuvered an army across Russia and Eastern Europe in winter through unfamiliar terrain, crushing experienced armies all along the way, usually while heavily outnumbered and without any supply lines or hope of retreat if he failed. He won the battles of Mohi and Legnica (500 km apart!) in two successive days, having split his force in the face of superior numbers, outmaneuvering and outwitting his enemies and crushing the knights of Poland and Hungary. At Mohi they allowed the panicked Hungarians to "escape" the encirclement, because killing fleeing men was easier than killing desperate men with their backs to a wall...
      If that's not clear, here it is in one sentence: outnumbered, without hope of retreat, and in unfamiliar territory, Subutai split his forces into two wings over 500km apart and *conquered two kingdoms in two days*.
      Only Napoleon and Hannibal, in all of military history, stand on that level of sheer brilliance (in my opinion).

    • @pugilist102
      @pugilist102 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nfinn42 Don't forget his expeditionary campaign around the Caspian Sea/Caucasus Mountains where his force of 20,000 defeated several armies 4 times his own. This guy ate numerically superior armies for breakfast.

    • @saint_matthias
      @saint_matthias 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      pugilist102 65-1? What was the defeated battle?

  • @vishnuhareesh281
    @vishnuhareesh281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No comments about John Green? I had to do this assignment on mongols [which I really didn't feel like doing]. So I just opened TH-cam for a reference. Surprised to see John Green. I love him and his works. This video deserves a like.

  • @BuzzZu
    @BuzzZu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    anyone notice in the subtitles, right after he says "im a historian" it says "suspiciously lacking a mustache" XD

    • @lamiyam.899
      @lamiyam.899 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Buzz Zu lol..yea

    • @ethanturner6887
      @ethanturner6887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Buzz Zu How about the fact when he says if they arent easy questions to answer it says, "darn you fifa 11"

    • @nightstar2400
      @nightstar2400 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went back and turned caption on just to see that XD

    • @tommyracha
      @tommyracha 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Colin Gray and after he says "no one can best crash course viewers, well except for the Mongols" and the captions say [when the mongol-tage rolls, we all win]

    • @ciakulla4047
      @ciakulla4047 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went back to see that also XD

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    MR. GREEN, MR. GREEN, but I thought that the fragmentation of the mongol empire only started during the rule of Kublai Khan with the rebellion of his cousin Kaidu.

    • @Assassinus2
      @Assassinus2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, it did start after Ogedei. Batu Khan and Ogedei's son did NOT like each other at all, which is why Batu refused to attend the khuriltai that was held after Ogedei's death. Genghis Khan's sons got along pretty well, but their grandkids... wow, family issues indeed.

    • @marlavaleriasantos6921
      @marlavaleriasantos6921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marco Polo reference? If so, this is lovely 💜

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marla Valeria Santos its actually from a book I read a couple of years back but yeah, I kinda remembered it because of the show

    • @matthewsmith1779
      @matthewsmith1779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marla Valeria Santos
      That show is such trash.

    • @marlavaleriasantos6921
      @marlavaleriasantos6921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You understand me. I really like that show.

  • @MegaFunnyGuyz
    @MegaFunnyGuyz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Gheghis was really good at khanquest

    • @briannabrown5724
      @briannabrown5724 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah that was hilarious MrCanadiangenius

  • @starwarsenjoyer7567
    @starwarsenjoyer7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:18 the questions he asked are actually hard. I don't have an answer for any of them. You're doing your job great!

  • @jessicarichards8372
    @jessicarichards8372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "you're floopity flop. That's a technical term, I'm a historian."-John Green
    John you rock!

  • @fan9775
    @fan9775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    AOE 2 flash backs!!!

    • @andrej7840
      @andrej7840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hussars and Mangudais 8)

    • @aayushniraula84
      @aayushniraula84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes mangudai

    • @isaacasdreams
      @isaacasdreams 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! ... But why were the Koreans soo strong in that game?

    • @andrej7840
      @andrej7840 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Kim Their unique unit.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Isaac Kim k, What is the Korean unique units?

  • @sofiagshaw
    @sofiagshaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    goodluck to everyone taking their exam tomorrow
    i see u cramming

  • @700gsteak
    @700gsteak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The Dothraki in Game of Thrones represent the Mongols.

    • @Shubham8839
      @Shubham8839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @SaddamHussain-gx9nc
      @SaddamHussain-gx9nc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      700gsteak True, and I’d like to add that the Dothraki language is based on Arabic, as the creator of it (a linguist) is fascinated by Arabic.

    • @AFGalwayz
      @AFGalwayz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not just the mongols but steppe peoples in general. Their homeland the dothraki sea is based off the eurasian steppe that was inhabitated by all kinds of nomadic people.

  • @asiajaiie2489
    @asiajaiie2489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    so far, this is my favorite chapter in this ap world course 😭

  • @gwendolynmcgarry3062
    @gwendolynmcgarry3062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "That's the technical term. I'm a historian."

  • @billpilgrim1121
    @billpilgrim1121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You honestly just made me want to explore the Mongols more. Also I could post this on most videos but you do a great job of condensing the history down while pointing out some cool events but also leave an air of "there's more" for the viewer to find if they choose.

  • @poponachtschnecke
    @poponachtschnecke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pixelated Mongol at the end made me smile so big!

  • @pvh500
    @pvh500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the stuff my World History teacher puts on and lays back to.

  • @j.c5078
    @j.c5078 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The host is really awesome!

    • @lazyboy395
      @lazyboy395 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he published a book that was made into a movie u know

    • @speedstacker51
      @speedstacker51 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lazyboy395 While I loved the book and am super excited it's being made into a movie I'm getting a little frustrated that it's now the only thing people associate him with. He is more then a YA author who was thrust into fame. He has a great all around purpose of wanting people to be informed and intelligent and generally make people's lives more awesome. I just hope people don't forget one of John and Hanks main goals is to create their vlogs, explantions, crash course videos etc.- and not just their pop culture claim to fame as the author of tfios.

    • @raptor10412
      @raptor10412 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he and his brother created VidCon!! :D

  • @draguinny3823
    @draguinny3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:58
    Hello darkness my old friend....

    • @imthejayyy6501
      @imthejayyy6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Draguinny hahahhahahahahhahahahha

  • @puntoni
    @puntoni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I am Egyptian and almost every Empire colonized us... HUH WE ARE EXCEPTIONAL.

    • @puntoni
      @puntoni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mushroom man HeHeHeee

    • @amagdy1999
      @amagdy1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hamza yasser m7tot 3lena dayman kda :D

    • @puntoni
      @puntoni 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simone King Eh really ?

    • @puntoni
      @puntoni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simone King Good to know.

    • @SP1435exe
      @SP1435exe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except for the mongols , we were the ones that stopped them !
      انت هتسيحلنا قدام الاجانب ليه يا عم َ؟؟ :D :D

  • @bilalalaa5884
    @bilalalaa5884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I know you only have limited time for the episode but you did not mention there destruction of the abbasis library which was the biggest library in the world at that time. And they throw all the books in the river that the river color become black because of the ink!!!

    • @ersturdevant2831
      @ersturdevant2831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, Mongols good. . Western culture...bad!

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @bilal alaa hey man you seem to know about history, could you give your opinion of the second season of Crash Course history? Is it more accurate? Does it forgive foreign crimes?

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ersturdevant2831 by the way buddy, don't be extremist. 8:30

    • @ersturdevant2831
      @ersturdevant2831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hayk3000 It's known a "satire"....part of that "extremist" free speech thing in the U.S. Constitution....it even covers revisionist history...I think.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ersturdevant2831 excuse me I didn't understand you there, could you rephrase what you mean? English is not my first language

  • @DestinyRenee1997
    @DestinyRenee1997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thanks for keeping me semi-sane while studying for finals, "Mr. Green" and crash course!

    • @Dantick09
      @Dantick09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Destiny Renee I am procrastinating history by learning other histories xD

  • @zachscott3251
    @zachscott3251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is my birthday today, thankyou sir. you made me smile, that’s the best gift I could’ve asked for

  • @YaraelgerzawY
    @YaraelgerzawY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    You missed to mention that they completely destroyed the library of Baghdad, in the oral traditions of the Arabs it is always said the rivers were flooded with ink, we lost so much info with the destruction of those incomparable books!

    • @bloodspilla55
      @bloodspilla55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yarah el gerzawY I am an Arab and I dislike Mongolians. But I have to give them props for their military strength.
      Too bad for them that we kicked their asses 3 out of the 5 major battles, though.

    • @deeneedz6771
      @deeneedz6771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont have to hate us now. :(

    • @tasinal-hassan8268
      @tasinal-hassan8268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Arabia would have the Europe of today if the Mongols never came.

    • @samzeng159
      @samzeng159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The also missed to mention how the mongols destroyed the Song Dynasty and later the Southern Song Dynasty.
      Crash course teaches a new and modern interpretation of history that ignores some old important facts, which is good because it gives people who are interesting in history a fresh new perspective. However it does a disservice to people who are new to history because it does not teach the older more traditional view.
      Make no mistake the mongols empire was one of the most destructive empire to ever walk the earth.

    • @pugilist102
      @pugilist102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Mongols pretty much put an end to the golden age of Islamic Civilization. Baghdad was a center of learning and ideas. Had it not been for the Mongols, Islam might have been a more tolerant, vibrant, cultured and educated religion. The Mongol blow can be felt in the middle east to this day.

  • @nana-wv1pz
    @nana-wv1pz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    On your test: The official term for the feathers on top of a Mongol's head? Answer: Floppity-flop

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL Then fail said test. >_

  • @ABurgess
    @ABurgess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:20
    How is it can you say "scootleypooping" with such a straight face??!

  • @temporaryphase
    @temporaryphase 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something about johns none stop cheerful attitude when discussing Mongols is unnerving

  • @marymcfadyen3666
    @marymcfadyen3666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    does anyone watch macro polo and got excited when john mentioned kublai

    • @Follykoolaid18
      @Follykoolaid18 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah

    • @luishernandez-ji1nb
      @luishernandez-ji1nb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep :)

    • @ainorebane4147
      @ainorebane4147 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I was just about to comment this😄

    • @republic-ld3hq
      @republic-ld3hq 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah. I was like where is Kublai? Then he said it.

    • @matthewsmith1779
      @matthewsmith1779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That show is so terrible and extremely inaccurate.
      It was bad in the first season and just got worse in the second. I couldn't even get pass 3 episodes of the second season.
      Did you really not know who Kublai was before that show?

  • @Henri_Ikari
    @Henri_Ikari 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mongols are underrated.

    • @LazyLee
      @LazyLee 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except by Nerdfighteria, we love them, for they are THE exceptions

  • @1DNoticeMOi
    @1DNoticeMOi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is literally saving my college career

  • @reakerofhavic87
    @reakerofhavic87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man murdered Agustus Waters and made me cry for an hour and now he's helping my with my history homework.

  • @markTheruler
    @markTheruler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    10:56 i did beat the mongols in medieval 2 total war

    • @markTheruler
      @markTheruler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Tuurngait15 byzantine horse archers byzatine horse archer everywere

    • @markTheruler
      @markTheruler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tuurngait15 lol good luck they are hard because they are Wait For It...The Mongols!

    • @codyt.9122
      @codyt.9122 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job Mark. It's such a long game.

    • @GoErikTheRed
      @GoErikTheRed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mark So, basically you beat the mongols by fighting like the mongols. And are you excited for Attila Total War or what!?!

    • @bilguunbilly
      @bilguunbilly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice mongolians all around you
      souls

  • @commentsnipper
    @commentsnipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I've conquered for you, a large empire. But my life was too short to take the whole world that I leave to you."
    -Genghis Khan

  • @mra4521
    @mra4521 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I know it is a late comment, however there is something to be said for the bad guys have the integrity to say: "I am a bad guy; what can you do about it?"
    That integrity makes the Mongols (and the Persians ) in my mind a lot more respectable evil emperors/empires than the ones that came after them and currently rule the world (who also happen to be the ones who demonize them).

    • @ex0duzz
      @ex0duzz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      So by that same logic, you also find the CCP(Chinese Communist Party) to be more respectable and have more integrity than the U.S who are, IMO, the biggest hypocrites on the planet currently(since they have the biggest mouths and make the biggest claims, this was probably unavoidable but when they don't even try.. that's obviously worse than trying but failing still), and most likely also the biggest liars/hypocrites etc in actual recorded history!
      But yeah. It's nice and refreshing to see/hear someone who can think for themselves and not just be another sheep being herded and exploited until the inevitable day when you get 'put down' because it's no longer worth exploiting you for profit, not even physically..

  • @fsgjafgja
    @fsgjafgja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I keep laughing everytime I see the "mongol-tage"... Especially at the poor guy getting dragged by a horse lol. Definitely my favorite episode to date

  • @ericcadman1329
    @ericcadman1329 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dear Crash Course History
    I would like to make a video request!
    I've watched just about every video you've made, and there are countless times that you mention the Mongols, whether its them being the exception to X factor in the West / Europe to their video. It is apparent that the Mongols played a huge factor in the shaping of a great part of the world in the 12th century onward, they were responsible for a revivification of the Silk Road, etc. As such though, in our Western schooling we learned basically nothing beyond what you'd consider the basics. I've always been fascinated by the travels of Marco Polo into the Mongol Empire, his stay there, and his travels throughout. In school, we didn't learn too much about him beyond (again) the basics.
    As Netflix continues to make episodes on his travels, I was just wondering if you might make a Crash Course on him specifically.
    Thanks!

    • @nnommin
      @nnommin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good luck! From Mongolia,Ulaanbaatar!

  • @priscillaperez9214
    @priscillaperez9214 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always rewatch this once a year. I gotta know my history.

  • @batmunkhn6666
    @batmunkhn6666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    like the khans definition of happiness

    • @realpradeeptamang
      @realpradeeptamang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Batmunkh Namshir Same!

    • @jpoconnor2857
      @jpoconnor2857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is why we enjoy video games so much.

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MURDER AND KILL, MURDER AND KILL

  • @blardyhell3095
    @blardyhell3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    'The mongols are just a metaphor for life. They grew beards and pillaged towns, and we can too. *stares into someones eyes* you can too'
    - john green's next book

  • @Mullet-ZubazPants
    @Mullet-ZubazPants 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Mongol religious tolerance was exaggerated. My favorite quote on this subject "They cared no more about the beliefs of their subjects than a farmer cares what his dairy cattle think about reincarnation."

    • @dorjjodvo1992
      @dorjjodvo1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wolfgang Von Zubaz exaggerated perhaps but still present which is better than condemning the other religions

    • @Mullet-ZubazPants
      @Mullet-ZubazPants 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      True enough. But many people want to portray their Laissez-faire attitude to religion in some kind of liberal democracy narrative. They had this policy because it was the most practical way to run a ginormous empire. If cracking down on religion served their purposes they would've done that

    • @velk
      @velk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Source?

    • @teenafterlifeofficial421
      @teenafterlifeofficial421 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolfgang Von Zubaz they were muslims

    • @ganbat
      @ganbat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      George Little europeans raped all young native girls when they meet them, columbus raped many young girls. native americans dont consider him hero anymore.

  • @fakjbf
    @fakjbf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John kinda glosses over the Siege of Baghdad, which is actually kinda interesting. They sieged it for 12 days, then razed it to the ground. Written accounts say that the waters ran black with the ink from the books in the library, which had until then been the intellectual center of the Islamic world. They completely annihilated the population, and wrecked the canal system. And since the canal system was connected to many other canal systems in the Mesopotamian region, and there were no longer people to repair them, the entire agriculture system of the area collapsed. It took centuries for the city to even get back on its feet, and several centuries more before it became anywhere near as powerful again.

  • @Narwalicornisrex
    @Narwalicornisrex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:37 do you mean KAHN-quests?

  • @muslimboi98
    @muslimboi98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mongols : pff invading Russia in the winter is a breeze
    Napoleon and Hitler : Really 🤬
    Mongols : 🤪🥱

  • @arturomiranda8120
    @arturomiranda8120 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Señor Green, #CrashCourse es una de las mejores iniciativas que he visto en mis años como profesor. ¡Gracias por ser tan asombroso! I recommend play: Genghis Khan, The Clan or Grey Wolf!

  • @eile4219
    @eile4219 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    finally, I don't have wait for it. it's the Mongols.

  • @tigerspirit1917
    @tigerspirit1917 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What really brought the Black Death to such epic levels was the Catholic Church's declaration of genocide against cats. This caused rampant spreading of flea and tick infested rats to the cities as well as graineries in western Europe. The grain would then be infected and spread even faster.

    • @ittybittyhipster
      @ittybittyhipster 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats what I thought and I wrote that on my AP world history essay and apparently so many people did the same that my teacher made an announcement to all of her classes that it wasn't a good enough reason and to not include it on any more assignments...she doesn't think its true so idk haha

    • @danialcourtney5969
      @danialcourtney5969 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your not wrong, but also not right. It wasnt one just thing, there were alot of things and stuffs that caused the black death to spread in the manor it did. Mostly silly little things (like killing cats or people deciding in france that rats made cool pets)

  • @xavierswartz5659
    @xavierswartz5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    God do i love the Mongols and John Green with the open letters. And yes, i love Stan as well even i he makes history boring.

  • @milesbarnes7608
    @milesbarnes7608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    11:10 NYAN-KHAN!!!!

  • @noellem9416
    @noellem9416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So to wrap up what we've learned: The Mongols were advanced and very successful raiders, even allowing their subjects to have religious freedom, but they were still brutal and scary and not fun to mess with.

    • @skyr8449
      @skyr8449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Noelle M so usa?

    • @noellem9416
      @noellem9416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord lima bean no, like the Mongols

  • @meister3400
    @meister3400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "...you have the floopity-flop, that's the technical term by the way i'm a historian"- John Green 2012

  • @charliewoodruff8186
    @charliewoodruff8186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watch Dan Carlin's Hardcore History on the Mongols, it's really freaking good, and goes VERY in depth with this stuff.

  • @Shtumpyy
    @Shtumpyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Thanks a lot, Gangbang Khan.

    • @mongolchiuud8931
      @mongolchiuud8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that would be funny if not for the fact that "Genghis Khan" are Altaic titles not names.

    • @friedrice4015
      @friedrice4015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raghu Seetharaman How does that at all impact the joke.

    • @derpproductions6883
      @derpproductions6883 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Audrey Reactions me too!! :3 do you live in Ulaanbaatar?

    • @redbenada798
      @redbenada798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shtumpy watch you be related to him

    • @nukestrom5719
      @nukestrom5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol :)