0:13 "And if you don't like Mario Kart, then there's something very very wrong with you" *Plays Mario Kart for about 3 minutes* 3:43 "I hate Mario Kart so much" Hahahahha xD
At the beginning, Joe says, "If you don't like Mario Kart, there is something wrong with you." At th-cam.com/video/syZ81E4WB-A/w-d-xo.htmlm45s "I hate Mario Cart so much." LOL
Here is a tip. Turn the corner before you reach it, it will push you then turn you.your turning too late and the pushes you out and you hit the wall. Hope this helps :)
In the beginning of the video "if you don't like Mario kart, there's something wrong with you!" In the middle of the video "I freaking HATE MARIO KART"!
This is what I call a gaming channel, even though you're hopelessly shit at all the games, I think we've beaten Bridgette at making piss puddles from laughter. JOE IS JUST SO FUNNY I WANT TO DIE.
it's like watching a parent play one of your favourite games...like no, don't do that. no, that's not the button for that. no, they can#'t hear you! But, still love you Sugg!
To get the boost at the start, press the drive(A) button right after the 2 disappears off the screen. To drift, start the turn before the turn comes, start turning and hold the L button. While holding on to the L button, move the joystick left and right, and then when the turn is finish let go of the L button and make sure you stop shaking you joy stick left and right, to create a boost drift, where you boost out of your drift.
Joe when you turn the corners, you kinda need to hold it the button ZL,A and the one that can move. ( the little wiggle thingy on the left that helps you control where you go). As I said u need to hold it, Hold the wigglely thing, on the left, in the opposite direction. ( pull it towards the left )
To turn, you have to turn slightly BEFORE the corner so then it sends you out at the perfect angle to curve round the corner. What you were doing was turning ON the corner which then made out go out at the wrong time and that's why you were crashing :) hope this helps, btw love your vids they're so funny x keep it up!
when you zoomed in on your character I had just taken a sip of my water. I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing and then I started drooling. Embarrassing comment of the day.
Suggy, this was painful and hilarious to watch 😂 Never start off playing online if you want to keep your dignity. Corners are easy to master :) you don't always have to drift although it is helpful at times. Please play more of this!
Hi joe you probably won't see this but I love this video 😃 so I would sooooo love it if you did more episodes of mario kart 8 🙈 it's one of my fave games xx like if you agree 🙈💛💖
Joe u should defiantly play alfie then caspar oh and im getting a youtube boyband top for my birthday on thursday please say happy birthday to me in 1 of your vids it would be the best birthday ever!!!!!
I need this game! and sorry joe I only know how to drift on mario kart double dash :( you should do a mario kart collar with alfie by the way *SKIP IF YOU WANT* Hey I started making videos! I heard half the fun of youtube was growing your channel so feel free to check it out :)
So Joe, wanna learn how ta turn corners huh? Well, this is a PRO speaking! So, u wanna smash ur controller AT LEAST 10 times for the best performance. Now, its pretty simple from this point onwards.......well, easy for the PRO!!! Heh. But u press on all the buttons as hard as u can while turning, tilt ur head and swing ur body from left to right. Try it.
You can turn corners: you have to (if you play with that normal wii controler) you press the 'B' button on the back of it while turning the corner. It's easy and you get much faster...also when you jump off a ramp or something press B too to get a 'power-fast-whatever-boos' to get faster... try it and yo will see it works...love you xxx
"where's the piss off option?" GOSH I LOVE JOEEEEE
dat profile pic doe...
LMFAO HE'S SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
Mya Nippak XD your profile pic though XD
200 likes omg
Mya Nippak 215 lol
Start of video
Joe: "I love Mario Kart"
3:45 minutes in
Joe: "I hate Mario Kart"
Make up ur mind Joe
Edit: 378 likes?!??! Wtf
Omg yes I wasn't the only one who noticed that😂😭😂😭😂👌🏻👌🏻
😂😂
***** ??
***** ???
+Joey W ?? ? ¿ ?
"if you don't like Mario Kart, then there's something seriously wrong with you"
5 min. later...
"I hate Mario Kart so much"
0:13 "And if you don't like Mario Kart, then there's something very very wrong with you"
*Plays Mario Kart for about 3 minutes*
3:43 "I hate Mario Kart so much"
Hahahahha xD
"Is there a piss off option?" XD
yeommie sehun!
XDD
XDD
The competitive side of Joe is hilarious!
Wheres the ''Piss Off'' option?Lmao, died
We like to drive with Suggy coz Suggy is our mate and when we drive with Suggy he gets the corner in 8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
+Hannah Cahill 😂Yess!😂
+phansof 5sos haha
Lol
who else would pay to see Joe Sugg and Dan Howell play this together?
YES
+Totally Taylor true
He'll yeah
+Totally Taylor YES
Me!
"Where is the piss off button?!?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching him turn corners is giving me anxiety😂😭
Janelle Lawrence same😂
Janelle Lawrence what r u on about
" how do i shoot my stuff? " sorry but you just had me at that line haha brilliant
And look at his face when he says that, he looks horrified aha
"I love this game" *two seconds later* "I HATE THIS GAME" ahah loved this so much joe!:')
Love your videos 💕
"If you don't like MarioKart well there's something wrong with you." A few Minutes Later "I hate Mario Kart I hate it so Much!" 😂😂
Something Impossible: Playing Mario kart without screaming rude things 😂
+Nerdyowl AJ true
Do those people know they're playing with JOE SUGG?
No because they can't see him 😂😒
Like "Suggy"
IS THAT JOE SUGG
I have always wanted Mario kart 8 but I'm stuck with Mario kart 7 which is easy
I was playing with him and I knew it was him by the name
They are probably focusing on mario kart channels and not watching joe sugg they wanna get pro teehee
"Where's the piss off option?!"
Man I haven't laughed this hard in awhile man, loving the videos :D
7:18 - 7:23 I like this map .. *falls off* oh I hate this map😂
"It's like the Bridgette Trevino of Nintendo WiiU"
LMAO!!!
switched to watching this after watching all the Outlast's....think I needed something cheery!
***** literally same
Halsey
At the beginning, Joe says, "If you don't like Mario Kart, there is something wrong with you." At th-cam.com/video/syZ81E4WB-A/w-d-xo.htmlm45s "I hate Mario Cart so much." LOL
+Akanksha Anand everyone hates Mario kart sometimes.
It was obviously just a rage statement
Stalker
+Zainab Sajjad (Rainbowz10123) Erm, who?
I know right lol
Here is a tip. Turn the corner before you reach it, it will push you then turn you.your turning too late and the pushes you out and you hit the wall. Hope this helps :)
And a bike is easier to control aswell
Yeah, and you should stay on the side that it's turning (on the left if you are turning left and vice versa) so you don't drift off the road
In the beginning of the video "if you don't like Mario kart, there's something wrong with you!"
In the middle of the video "I freaking HATE MARIO KART"!
I just wanna wait until Joe plays Rainbow Road *sigh* ...memories
That corse annoyed me way to much 😂😂
im quite good at ranibow road
tell. the. difrins. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤
+Only Alina Oh my god I hated playing that one, I would fall off the side not even to seconds in :D lol
+Nathan Lee BLUE HEARTSSS
I wonder how many people playing that Mario Kart knew they were playing with Joe Sugg? Lol x'D
none probably😂
Yeah lol 😝
ikr lol I was playing Mario kart that day
There were 11
I was playing with Joe sugg once I knew it I really did
Lol whenever joe turned a corner he tilted his head to the side lol 😂
I don't u silly bob
I do that sometimes acting like it actually does something lol
I sometimes do that
To turn corners, start Turing a little bit early! It really helps
ThatcherJoeGames You should see this comment. Maybe it helps :)
It really does +Thatcherjoegames U need to read this
ThatcherJoeGames read this comment plss it helps
This is what I call a gaming channel, even though you're hopelessly shit at all the games, I think we've beaten Bridgette at making piss puddles from laughter. JOE IS JUST SO FUNNY I WANT TO DIE.
"Where's the piss off option?!" xD lmao
XD lmao!!!! I was like this is why I don't have a life. XDD
'There is a giant turd walking around' Joe Sugg 2014
Danisnotonfire would be cringing so hard right now
+Odessarose Jackson True!
+Panic! At5SecondsOfOneMixesPilots what's the mixes in your name stand for? asking for a friend x
ikr
+Katie Nicole twenty one piolets 5 seconds of summer and little mix
+Katie Nicole twenty one piolets 5 seconds of summer and little mix
I want to see joe play rainbow road 😂
Same!!!!!! he would literally die 😂😂😂
Same! It would be so funny 😂😂
I sucked at rainbow road, I'd come last by miles every time
Alyssa Toves oml 😂😂
That would be so funny omg
When joe said "is there a piss off option" I pissed myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it's like watching a parent play one of your favourite games...like no, don't do that. no, that's not the button for that. no, they can#'t hear you!
But, still love you Sugg!
To get the boost at the start, press the drive(A) button right after the 2 disappears off the screen. To drift, start the turn before the turn comes, start turning and hold the L button. While holding on to the L button, move the joystick left and right, and then when the turn is finish let go of the L button and make sure you stop shaking you joy stick left and right, to create a boost drift, where you boost out of your drift.
Joe when you turn the corners, you kinda need to hold it the button ZL,A and the one that can move. ( the little wiggle thingy on the left that helps you control where you go). As I said u need to hold it, Hold the wigglely thing, on the left, in the opposite direction. ( pull it towards the left )
As you turn
I was watching outlast and got so creeped then switched to this :D
Same xD
Me too ahaha
omg me too
Same 😂
me2
Joe don't try and slide the corner, just turn, you get better handling! :)
Daniel Spencer Pretty sure not 'drifting' would give you better handling any day... ;)
Daniel Spencer Charlie's right :/
Yeah!
There is someone in the world that's actually worse than me at Mario Kart lol
Watching all your gaming videos again.
I need a series of this
To turn, you have to turn slightly BEFORE the corner so then it sends you out at the perfect angle to curve round the corner. What you were doing was turning ON the corner which then made out go out at the wrong time and that's why you were crashing :) hope this helps, btw love your vids they're so funny x keep it up!
(Bit late)
when you zoomed in on your character I had just taken a sip of my water. I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing and then I started drooling. Embarrassing comment of the day.
So... You say every other curse word in your vocab, but when it comes to f**k you bleep it out? SUGG LOGIC
*someone hits him* "see this game is actually so brutal" lol
Every time mario turns the corner
He try's to turn it with his head 😂
Anyone else do it ??
I do XD
Yes😂😂
No
see ya later then
Tilt Controls
nuff said
"if you don't like Mario kart then there is something wrong with you" 3:45 "hate Mario kart so much" gosh I love you joe
You star drifting, or as you say "power sliding", too early, when you power slide hold down the right trigger and still turn normally
*start
Beginning of the video: "I love MarioKart"
Three minutes in: "I hate MarioKart..."
When u said shoot my stuff i literally cried omg😂😂😂
Also the take that bitch got mein stitches😂
I love how you are like 'I love this game so much' at the beginning and in the end you're like 'no, no I'm done... I hate this game'. Soo funny
You start drifting just before the corner
Wow
Joeeeee play against Zoe! Or Niomi! Or Tanya or Louise! A girl at least!
" I love Mario Kart 8 ! "
" I hate Mario Kart 8 ! "
Literally every Mario Kart player
( including me )
Anyone else watching 1/2 years later???
+Abbie Jackson yep✋🏼😄
I love how Joe is changing his mind so fast😂😂😂💕
"I love this map!"
"I hate this map!"
+Phoebe Chan RIGHT 😏😏😏🙋
As soon as the warning part played I liked the video😂
"Warning: if you don't like naughty rude words, then probably d... don't watch this video". Already had me cracking up all of 5 seconds in!
"It's like the Bridggett Trevino of the Nintendo wii u" omg love u so much
'Where's the piss off option?' aw Joe :D
Who else is watching this a year later?
me
me😇☺
me😇☺
Actually 2 years later
What Year because if it's 2013 I'm way past that year!
You have to start drifting before the corner and aim to stay close to the inside border of the road.
Suggy, this was painful and hilarious to watch 😂 Never start off playing online if you want to keep your dignity. Corners are easy to master :) you don't always have to drift although it is helpful at times. Please play more of this!
Another Evolution of Joe:
"Oh I like this map"
~10 sec later~
"No! I hate this map! It's f*cking sh*t!"
Obviously the bullet is the best power up :P I want to play Mario Kart with Joe!
THE BRIDGETTE TRAVINO OF NINTENDO WII U OMG
Who else leans when he turns the corner?
Footyhead05 ur not the only one
Joe: "Oh I like this map.
*falls off cliff 2 seconds later*
Joe: "I hate this map."
Evolution of Joe:
"If you hate Mario Kart there is something seriously wrong with you"
~3.5 min later~
"I f*cking hate Mario Kart."
Joe : If u don't like MARIO kart then there is something very wrong with u
Later:
Joe : I HATE THIS GAME ITS STUPID
Mario cart Pisses everyone off :
Yep at least someone knows
it pisses me off every single freaking time i come last ;-;
LAUGHING SO HARD AT HIS MII CHARACTER
i love how joe was at the first like "I LOVE MARIO KART SO MUCH" and it turns to hate in one second
Pause at 0:39 you won't regret it 😂😂❤️
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
wat
nothing happens
I know his face there is hilarious 😂😂😂
PLEASE PLAY MORE!!! :D
"where's the piss off option?"
Also when you drift you have to press both the buttons of turning left/right one after other really fast❤
"Where's the piss off button?" Oh the first thing you look for! Love you
Don't worry Joe I don't know how to turn on the corners as well it's fucking annoying!
Am I the only person that plants bananas where the cubes are, so then when someone else tries to get a cube, they get hit by a banana?😂😂
Hi joe you probably won't see this but I love this video 😃 so I would sooooo love it if you did more episodes of mario kart 8 🙈 it's one of my fave games xx like if you agree 🙈💛💖
At least my comment is at the top 😘xoxo
Was at the top Lol
Waluigi... *Face turns disgusted* Like BRUH?
Where is the “PISS OFF” Icon?! ily Joe :)
Kart 8 is incredible. I love this game. It's my fav Mario Kart game of all time and my fav racing game of all time
you don't need to drift around corners omg you can turn them normally
😑 well done!
Every time he goes around the corner with a drift it kills me xD
You do
jenavenavie drifting helps if you pull it off well, plus you get a boost
Please do this with Caspar!
this was so painful to watch
For anyone who is confused with Joe about turning, don't power slide every time. Also, rapidly press the button when you get the golden mushroom head.
Does anyone else watch this video like all the time?? This just makes me so happy😂
Please play girls go games 😂❤️
+LivingLife AsLily I loved that site when I was a kid. Literally stayed up for hours playing kindergarden and random games like that. XD
omg same :) it was so fun :')
Omfg yaasss I used to absolutely LOVE GGG
He should play papascupcakeariea !
When will you post a new Sims video?
hey joe
can you do more gta 5 onces because it is really fun to watch
love xx
"Wheres the piss off option?" OMG Joe I fu**ing love you xD... I was laughing the whole video.
Joe" if you don't like Mario cart their is something wrong with you"
At 3:15
Joe" I HATE MARIO CART SO MUCH"
Me laughing my pants off I love joe
Joe u should defiantly play alfie then caspar oh and im getting a youtube boyband top for my birthday on thursday please say happy birthday to me in 1 of your vids it would be the best birthday ever!!!!!
Yeaaaah... no. That's not happening.
Will Kelly Shut up. She can have her hopes. If he ended up doing it you would like a dumb rude person. Have several seats you rude ass jerk.
He won't even see this comment, pleb.
***** ikr
Well I think now we found an activity in that Joe isn't very good. ;-)
I need this game! and sorry joe I only know how to drift on mario kart double dash :( you should do a mario kart collar with alfie by the way
*SKIP IF YOU WANT*
Hey I started making videos! I heard half the fun of youtube was growing your channel so feel free to check it out :)
Lmfaooooo hilarious I love it. Please do more. I miss Mario kart. You got me wanting to but a wii just for this purpose lol
"Where's the piss off option"LOL JOE MAKES ME LAUGH😹😹😹
So Joe, wanna learn how ta turn corners huh? Well, this is a PRO speaking! So, u wanna smash ur controller AT LEAST 10 times for the best performance. Now, its pretty simple from this point onwards.......well, easy for the PRO!!! Heh. But u press on all the buttons as hard as u can while turning, tilt ur head and swing ur body from left to right.
Try it.
this just made me wanna play mario kart lol anyone else haha
James Nolan it dose me to 😂
Does anyone else love Yoshi? ;)
ME!
YOSHI FTW!!!
If you didn't there would be something wrong with you! Yoshi and Jordan Sweeto ftw! xD
You can turn corners: you have to (if you play with that normal wii controler) you press the 'B' button on the back of it while turning the corner. It's easy and you get much faster...also when you jump off a ramp or something press B too to get a 'power-fast-whatever-boos' to get faster...
try it and yo will see it works...love you xxx
How did I only just find this! I love Joe Sugg and I love Mario Kart ahhhh! This made my day!!!!
If you bleep out ALL of the swearing then you probably won't need the warning xxx
that's no fun then.
yes but then you'll go deaf from that noise
Yeah but then it wouldn't be as funny
Lol but more than half of the video would be BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I don't like it when people swear. It's not a nice thing to hear coming from such a perfect person