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  • @jackechambers
    @jackechambers  7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Soooo... I didn't figure I'd have to label something as satire, but there you have it. I speak no Russian more complex than Nivas Mushna (or however you'd transliterate the word for "impossible") -- this was a joke I made with my wife when this episode first aired. See... it's a joke.
    Sigh...
    Thanks to those who laughed and moved on. Cheers. N'strovye.

    • @benashurov7434
      @benashurov7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Невозможно- Nevozmogno. It’s one word, your translation is correct- your friendly neighborhood KGB

  • @whyruhere
    @whyruhere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    HAHAHAHA WTF WITH THE TRANSLATION XDDDDDDD

  • @patrickmarcellus9448
    @patrickmarcellus9448 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    my absolutely favorite television show of all time

  • @frankm3390
    @frankm3390 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "SNITCHES GET SNITCHES BITCH" OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @ilya_rusin
      @ilya_rusin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Frank M wtf is that? She actually said ''Мы тебя очень любим, солнышко'' which means ''We love very much, honey'', but not ''Snitches get stitches, bitch''.
      lol

    • @frankm3390
      @frankm3390 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +IPiminov I know but its really funny xDDDDD

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wondered what she was really saying! Thanks

  • @yomi001
    @yomi001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Didn't expect that. Thanks for the laugh. :-)

  • @rikudoubapeck
    @rikudoubapeck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    😂😂😂 Was not expecting that. I've seen this scene several times and I was expecting it to play like always then the subs come on and I'm rolling

  • @maxhirsch7035
    @maxhirsch7035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Okay- this shows a combination of naivety and twisted analysis on my part. Late last night, knowing almost nothing of this series except the basic plot outline, I watched this clip, and was delighted by what I believed to be a daring narrative choice by the show's writers. I figured that as deep, deep-cover spies these individuals would have to have some sociopathic elements to be as effective at their work as they could be (and this had nothing to do with their being Russian, simply their being deep-covers agents of any nation). So, believing that the subtitles were part of the original broadcast, I assumed that the mother was having a moment where, regardless of her love for her daughter, she was letting an old bit of toughness slip out, knowing that it would go undetected by her spawn- and then the father, without missing a beat, given his own reflexive powers of deception, was saying the 'politic' fatherly thing. I thought it was such a brilliant narrative move.
    I came back to it today and found out that you were just bullshitting us, Jack.
    Touche!
    Loved it. Hilarious. Though I liked my initial impression better...

  • @davidbutler1857
    @davidbutler1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Phillip really rescued Paige with that translation....

  • @ksmasterchif
    @ksmasterchif 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i laughed way too hard at this...

  • @ПітерАндрійХенфілдКолісник

    She said "We you very love sunshine".

  • @Michael-zt9ik
    @Michael-zt9ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I forgot this scene and completely believed what the subtitle said. Until the dad spoiled it haha.

  • @jaideepcheema924
    @jaideepcheema924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:17 I am a beginner in Russian. Subtitles are probably sarcastic. She is saying what he said.

  • @D4veJap4n
    @D4veJap4n ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paige had that same expression throughout the ENTIRE series. It really aggravated me by episode two.

  • @citygirl2192
    @citygirl2192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't watch this show but was curious about it and looking up clips, so for a minute I genuinely thought that was the correct translation and this woman subversively hated her daughter.

    • @lindamaldera2885
      @lindamaldera2885 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +citygirl2192 If you want to watch the show you should NOT look at clips! Friendly advice! It really glues you to the screen, trust me you don't want any spoilers.

    • @lindamaldera2885
      @lindamaldera2885 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +citygirl2192 If you want to watch the show you should NOT look at clips! Friendly advice! It really glues you to the screen, trust me you don't want any spoilers.

  • @alisher1984
    @alisher1984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Who knew that "Мы тебя очень любим, солнышко" means "Snitches get stitches, bitch". LOL

    • @ssilverwolf7887
      @ssilverwolf7887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      alisher1984 it doesn't. It actually means "we love you very much, honey". Poor translation.

    • @zackwheatley5477
      @zackwheatley5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No one who speaks russian, since what Nadezhda actually said was 'we love you very much sunshine (sunshine is a popular affectionate term in Russian)'

    • @ИгорьПетров-р4з
      @ИгорьПетров-р4з 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Я дико орнул))))

  • @antourte1
    @antourte1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm ashamed I cracked up at this.

  • @symonalex2152
    @symonalex2152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    you should upload a full episode with this kind of translation

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    At least her parents were Soviet spies and not Nazis....

    • @ilya_rusin
      @ilya_rusin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +qetoun wtf is that? She actually said ''Мы тебя очень любим, солнышко'' which means ''We love very much, honey'', but not ''Snitches get stitches, bitch''.
      lol

    • @qetoun
      @qetoun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +IPiminov cos a lot of Nazi spies escaped to the US after the war

    • @potassiumcyanide3857
      @potassiumcyanide3857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which is worst

    • @TheMachenbin
      @TheMachenbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potassiumcyanide3857 What do you mean?

    • @bridgit4932
      @bridgit4932 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So, Soviet communist spies are better than Nazis?? Got it.

  • @roberttbrockway
    @roberttbrockway 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL. I thought it was a serious clip. I wasn't expecting that.

  • @DemonDamien
    @DemonDamien 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funny joke, not in the actual episode though (for all you people think this is directly from tv).

  • @jBaker-sb3dk
    @jBaker-sb3dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Caught the joke. That was rad. Bravo!

  • @RD-zj6vc
    @RD-zj6vc ปีที่แล้ว

    Philip with the save, as always.

  • @PonzooonTheGreat
    @PonzooonTheGreat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My god. Was not expecting that. 10/10

  • @jessehein7123
    @jessehein7123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed very hard. Thanks.

  • @ronniehopper2726
    @ronniehopper2726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    which show is more popular in Russia than it is in the United coincidence

  • @sateda
    @sateda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:30 ... Well... That as awkward! :D I know that's not what it means but lol! :D

  • @1dogelsa
    @1dogelsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's funny. I love this show and I was NOT expecting that...

  • @puperman
    @puperman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I understand the girl; I would be just as frustrated if I found out that my parents were Russian. That would be the worst news. 😧

  • @georgeliapes8365
    @georgeliapes8365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Way to ruin one of the best scenes of the show

    • @ДенисСиницын-н9х
      @ДенисСиницын-н9х 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "We love you very much, little sun" We are north people, so "sun", "sunny" - most popular sweat words ("dear" used lovers and married, not for kids). Sorry, my english is horrable:)

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You have no sense of humor. That so funny. I wish I would have though of it.

    • @mchllwoods
      @mchllwoods 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, right! That was completely uncalled for!

  • @ИгорьПетров-р4з
    @ИгорьПетров-р4з 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ахахахаха я просто ору,переводчик Шутник))))

  • @privatename2648
    @privatename2648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paige, honey, we brought you a peace offering--sorry about the Russian Spy Biz. We good now?

  • @indonesianstudent88
    @indonesianstudent88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They should have used an actual Russian actress for this line and adjusted the sound character to resemble Keri Russell's voice, so Keri just need to lip-sync :)

    • @otterlover3399
      @otterlover3399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think in season three there was a scene where they dubbed Phillip when he was talking to Zenaida. They made the room really dark so you can't see his lips moving very well. It was disorienting because the voice was way deeper than his and brought me out of the scene.

  • @Traye76
    @Traye76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing is, I was wondering if that's what she actually said. I thought, hmmm, seems I would have remembered that!

  • @elainecanzonieri1311
    @elainecanzonieri1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I believe that translation at first. LOL

  • @studinthemaking
    @studinthemaking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I they should have called this episode speak Russian instead of its real name

  • @hernanjouse1667
    @hernanjouse1667 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She said that she loves her, what the heck with the translator 😂😂😂

  • @ryoohki23
    @ryoohki23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    конец = End Very funny :-)

  • @666ufoMr
    @666ufoMr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    sounds close Yugoslav " oci ti ljubim sunce mike" kiss your eyes my love

  • @ПомдорУсатый
    @ПомдорУсатый 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Заебись перевели

  • @TeeJay348
    @TeeJay348 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao that translation. Pleasant surprise.

  • @abbyabdulhamid1598
    @abbyabdulhamid1598 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    any Russian here that can comment a bit on her Russian?
    does she speak fine? but her character forced her not to speak Russian for such a long time.

    • @Megaigorg1
      @Megaigorg1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      очень сильный акцент , но слова понять можно.
      very strong accent , but the words can be understood.

    • @АлинаДИЛБАРЯН-ф7ю
      @АлинаДИЛБАРЯН-ф7ю 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Вася Рогов как фильм называется

    • @Megaigorg1
      @Megaigorg1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      американцы

  • @MotorCityPhoenix313
    @MotorCityPhoenix313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what a mind trip this would be for a kid

  • @oneleaf7539
    @oneleaf7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a terrible Russian speaking!😂😂😂

  • @JimHanemaayer
    @JimHanemaayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Мы тебя очень любим, солнышко'' which means ''We love very much, honey' is exactly what she said. What idiot tv producer thought otherwise?

    • @gantzisballs
      @gantzisballs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mendeleyev Journal it was a joke!

  • @HelgaV57
    @HelgaV57 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She can speak fine to me.

  • @jamesshunt5123
    @jamesshunt5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can any Russian speaker tell me if that is good or bad Russian?
    I'm no linguist but it sounds a bit un-natural and forced. Native speakers have a "flow" to their language. Few people have the talent of understanding this flow or tone of different languages so it sounds artificial.

    • @nevagerber2434
      @nevagerber2434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She has a very strong accent, but it looks like she tried so hard😊 I think there were a lot of rehearsals😂

  • @fljpopguy
    @fljpopguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you say "Thug Life" in Russian ? ; )

  • @666ufoMr
    @666ufoMr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    pops take out word " mike" typo

  • @respekt200
    @respekt200 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    what I'm doing here...

  • @d.h.5030
    @d.h.5030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    lmao! that translation xDD

  • @claytonbrown994
    @claytonbrown994 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I took a grain of sand from my belly button is what she said

  • @183Rth
    @183Rth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is sooo wrong, the translation I mean... she said - we love you so much...

    • @sterhax
      @sterhax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it definitely said snitches get stitches, bitch

  • @jbshave
    @jbshave 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, now that, was funny!!!

  • @bulgarianbombshell9540
    @bulgarianbombshell9540 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!

  • @NintendoManChannel
    @NintendoManChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Солнышко is a "dear", not bitch !?!?

  • @danv3004
    @danv3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What an awful accent in Russian she had! Can't they find a decent Russian speaking actress?

  • @Ma_Ba
    @Ma_Ba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listened to panels about the real Russian peakers cas in the other parts. I am second generation American descendant from former USSR and live in a Brooklyn neighborhood with a lot of first generation Americans from former USSR now independent countries. What I found remarkable was that Phillip and Elizabeth had no accents AND no grammatical "tells." That is took a suspension of disbelief, but sticking with saying "E-liz-a-beth" was a funny way to not fit in.

    • @D4veJap4n
      @D4veJap4n ปีที่แล้ว

      You know they’re not ACTUALLY Russian actors right? Can you even imagine how hard that would be for them to perform

  • @АлинаДИЛБАРЯН-ф7ю
    @АлинаДИЛБАРЯН-ф7ю 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    А как фильм называется?

    • @Megaigorg1
      @Megaigorg1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      американцы

  • @gypsyjunior4393
    @gypsyjunior4393 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's not how you say bitch in russian

  • @bhoumik4
    @bhoumik4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol imagine if they forgot how to speak it haha

  • @ghostikrus
    @ghostikrus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    ждем продолжения

  • @NotAshamedOfficial
    @NotAshamedOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    :D worth it!

  • @ariellagoichman3513
    @ariellagoichman3513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On top of the F*ed up translation, where is the speech coach on this show!!?? As a Russian speaker, those accents made my ears bleed!

  • @theunamiable
    @theunamiable 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, I laughed.

  • @skoookum
    @skoookum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, ruined my day!

  • @lovimehta6140
    @lovimehta6140 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    why did they add wrong subtitles
    fucking rounded a perfect scene

  • @lobsterdfw1
    @lobsterdfw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣

  • @jahenders
    @jahenders 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video has, perhaps, the worst translation in the history of time. She actually says what Phillip says she does

    • @dutchymcdutch2553
      @dutchymcdutch2553 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +jahenders I think it's supposed to be a joke;)

    • @mfbj1
      @mfbj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wooooosh

  • @skoookum
    @skoookum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

  • @onlytheherodies9836
    @onlytheherodies9836 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL

  • @merkitten953
    @merkitten953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    L.m.a.o.

  • @joshuakrimplut5831
    @joshuakrimplut5831 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao

  • @JJ-oe2db
    @JJ-oe2db 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed hard

  • @crazybastardo9452
    @crazybastardo9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not bad Russian lang

  • @emcghee09
    @emcghee09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    dead!!!!

  • @tacoMur
    @tacoMur 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    w chapter is

  • @cliffcheung186
    @cliffcheung186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lolll

  • @laurentdion9070
    @laurentdion9070 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @armancz
    @armancz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROFLMAO