"HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL!"while he was repeatedly hitting his ribs with a saw was my favorite moment right next to "STOP DIEING,STOP DIEING,STOP DIEING!"while he was repeatedly hitting him with a statue.
He would do it for a few episodes and wait until everyone was relaxed and almost asleep before shooting into the mic like he did on the City Skylines Completes.
I know the point of Surgeon Simulator is for everything to be unwieldy and horrible, but it's actually pretty impressive in VR. That, or Dan's just gotten really good at it. No fumbling with the tools, tossing organs and such away efficiently, and even hitting items (or birds) with other items. Excellent upload.
HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL! -Dan while bashing into someone's guts with a bonesaw STOP DYING STOP DYING STOP DYING STOP DYING -Dan while bashing the heavy's head in with a statue
*Dan looks at the teleporter "Can you hear that?" *A faint version of the DW theme plays in the background. "Nah, probably nothing." That would've been just as funny :P
It's a VR game using models from a free to play shooter with a cartoony artstyle, and might I remind you, the models are based on a decade old game, what the fuck were you expecting, Crysis?!
Of course Dan always tests the most important things in VR games like whether he can crawl completely into a virtual fridge
Weird pfp
Can you hear them? They're coming. They're in the vortex, they're in my head.
tump thump thump thump tump thump thump thump tump thump thump thump tump thump thump thump tump thump thump thump (enz)
RAN DEE ORR TUN
RAN DEE ORR TUN
RAN DEE ORR TUN
sirprintalot dont get it
***** damm the spaces went away
it was supposed to be only 4 thumps and then some space
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
I feel the warp overtaking me...
It is a good pain.
"Complete rib cage removal every single time" should be your new tag line, it's catchy
4:22 Um Dan?
That's not salt.
but it IS salty!
Oh piss!
Mmmm Mann milk...
+Lord Potato penis milk...
+Mieszko Zdun Damn it you ruined the obscure references by saying what everybody meant!
I was hoping to see a Spy in the Fridge. Disappointed
Well, Dan made it up for me
Yes
KILL MEEEE
+Themolman tomorrow
Your not the only one
Dan, I love you, I just do. Especially after the Doctor Who reference in the beginning.
@aceman0000088
Yes.
+aceman0000099 Nah, that's Rebecca's job now
dum dum dum dum
+Dest L Who?
Jordan Steel His fiancee.
"Make sure the organs are dead so they won't suffer on the floor" - How to be a Doctor 101 :')
7:22 Thank god Dan isn't a surgeon
*the whole video
I always knew Dan was The Master...
What this channel really needs right now is a gamer
lol
why do you need a gamer when you have dan
This is the only TF2 related video I can watch that is hosted by a non-TF2 player.
900bot Really?! Cool.
LONG ago, lol, probably the only time he has.
WootmansayWOOT no, he did more community lp’s I think. About... 7 years ago now. Fuck.
"HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL,HEAL!"while he was repeatedly hitting his ribs with a saw was my favorite moment right next to "STOP DIEING,STOP DIEING,STOP DIEING!"while he was repeatedly hitting him with a statue.
You know it's a good video when it starts with a doctor who reference
Anybody else pick up on the "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" reference when Dan said he's an expert in Bird Law? Please someone else?
Solid Dr Who reference
Also the Always Sunny in Philly reference
+Branden Merritt where was the Always Sunny reference?
+MyBrothersTeeth Dan said he was an expert in bird law after he threw the switchblade at the seagull
Oh fuck yea!
12:54 That was the most beautiful sound I've ever heard, I'm in tears
It is a butterfly knife also known as a balisong, not a switchblade! Knife nerd powers activate!
I think UK law categorizes any knife that can be opened with one hand as a switchblade. Yes, I know it's stupid.
I like how, instead of doing the actual surgery to save someone's life, he tries to fit into a fridge (10:20)
That has to be the best Doctor Who reference made on your channel.
Props to you.
Dan just unknowingly said a spy's name when he picked up the butterfly knife
GJ
1 minute in and there's already a doctor who reference. I love you nerd
This is so creepy - I was watching his original TF2 surgeon simulator episode earlier and then two hours later he uploads this... God
doesn't exist
It's called... Coincidence.
That happened to me with the Universe Simulator 2 video.
It's like he knows
And he doesn't
It was just a really cool coincidence.
nerdcubed health slapping dying people in the fast since 2016
face*
Now i just want Dan to make a ASMR channel
Agreed
He would do it for a few episodes and wait until everyone was relaxed and almost asleep before shooting into the mic like he did on the City Skylines Completes.
This obviously IS the ASMR channel
he would shout HELLO PROCRASTINATORS
Link?
8:15 Is every TF2 pub medic ever.
I know the point of Surgeon Simulator is for everything to be unwieldy and horrible, but it's actually pretty impressive in VR. That, or Dan's just gotten really good at it. No fumbling with the tools, tossing organs and such away efficiently, and even hitting items (or birds) with other items. Excellent upload.
2:58.....Dan....i don’t think continuously hitting a man with a saw and shouting “HEAL,HEAL,HEAL” would work.....
I don't think we brought enough body bags...
I just watched someone use vr to climb in a fridge. 10/10
that master who reference at the beginning was great
Beating a man to death with a bust of Hippocrates? Oh, Dr...can you take a look at this rather large deposit of iron in my knee?
Proper puns are so damn underappreciated, it's ridiculous.
10:20 accurate simulation of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull nuke town scene.
Dan (while repeatedly hitting the heavy in the chest with a bonesaw): HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL! HEAL!
That's a teleporter.... godammit dan!
Every one of your VR videos has made me laugh so hard that I start to cry
Dan...that doctor who reference...I LOVE IT!!!!😂
So, VR is basically the harbinger of funny NerdCubed? I like it.
That Dr Who reference at the start, Fantastic
Yeah I'll pay 800 bucks to take peoples' interiors off in VR
I could imagine dan as the medic
0:29 the best reference anyone could ever hope to make.
1:20 "Do no harm" more like "give head"... I really don't know what I was going for there, but VIBRATOR JOKE LOL
i like that there is someone who is cut open and dan is just like "i wonder if i can get inside the fridge?"
The sound of drums The sound of drums The sound of drums The sound of drums The sound of drums
Heavy-MEDIC!
Scout-HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
Heavy- POOTIS
That doctor who reference at the start was just.. perfect.
HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL! -Dan while bashing into someone's guts with a bonesaw
STOP DYING STOP DYING STOP DYING STOP DYING -Dan while bashing the heavy's head in with a statue
13:00 i was hoping when the button dropped down he would use it as a mic and say "Misssteeerrrrrr Kennnedddyyyyy".... "Kenneddyyyyyy".
How about that Rick and Morty VR coming out soon!?
Hyped for it!! :)
If only I could afford an 800 dollar VR set and a 1000 dollar computer to use it
Random Person I feel you XD
+Wilnoxer no I feel you ;)
i cant wait for him to play that.
Loved that Doctor who reference about the untempered schisim
Dan, that wasn't a switchblade, that was a butterfly knife...
*Dan looks at the teleporter
"Can you hear that?"
*A faint version of the DW theme plays in the background.
"Nah, probably nothing."
That would've been just as funny :P
video starts at 0:00
Bruh
REALLY!?
I thought it started at 13:22.
Funny, but the wrong video for that joke. Gameplay actually starts at 0:48.
Thanks so much....
lol
"aww that's gone hard, we will need to fix that in some way." *reaches for a bone saw*
That's not a switchblade you silly.
ITS
A
BUTTERFLY KNIFE
Dan would make a glorious Jihadi. I mean hes british and has a tendency to blow stuff up. Hell have to change his last words but no ones perfect.
saleel Al sawarim, nasheed Al uba
You do know their is no proper translation of the word jihad in existence right?
Saleh ALShami And the relevance being...
Goodbye procrastinators
+Saleh ALShami can't be that hard
“Oh, shit, I’ve stepped on broken glass.
MEDIC!
Oh, wait, I’m the medic.”
~Nerd3
I'm really enjoying the VR videos I can't count the amount of times I've watched the Job Simulator videos
Love what you're doing Dan you're fantastic
2:47 The Return of the Bird Bastard
Dan would make a better Master than the current actress.
He's too insane... Yes. Too insane for the MASTER, I'm not sure if that's possible, but Dan's more insane
But the new actress isn't the Master she's the Mistress AHA!
Doesn't she go by Missy :3
Dan is the only thing that can cheer me up because my best friend lied to me for 9 months! About having a girlfriend for just an prank.
I thought I was going nuts after hearing that Doctor Who reference ahahahaha man this is why I come to this channel
FINALLY! I don't have to practice surgery on the homeless anymore!
Do not press…noted
*3 minutes later*
QUICK PRESS THE BUTTON *Slams hand on the button*
I didn't know that surgeons use a Self Destruct Panic button
PRESS THE BUTTON *BBBOOOOOOOMMMMM*
my favourite part of this game was the fact it was measuring his pulse while he had no heart
Google put an ad for a real surgeon's clinic beside this video
"That's what it would be like to shake Brock Lesnars hand" Yeah he needs gloves to be made specifically for him. XXXL gloves.
*Playing this at a friend's house*
Me turning around and looking at the mirror: *Immediate screaming*
A switch blade and a butterfly knife are two very different things just to let you know
The awful color depth, texture resolution, shadow quality, resolution, and TH-cam bitrate make this look almost decades older than it is. Wow.
Games don't have bitrate limits
+theALEKY the audio quality of the textures taste aromatic
It's a VR game using models from a free to play shooter with a cartoony artstyle, and might I remind you, the models are based on a decade old game, what the fuck were you expecting, Crysis?!
+Nomulus why do people reference crysis when someone says graphics
Crysis got better graphics
10:33 Joker (2019)
What was noise?
Ze sound of progress my friend.
We absolutely need an animated version of this! It'd be hysterical!
Can you hear them? They're coming...
Follow the drums
Follow the drums...
I've been waiting for another Surgeon Simulator video for ages!
love a good doctor who reference at the start of a nerd cubed video
4:27 why everyone is skeptical about every surgeon they get.
If i ever get this, i don't care if i was alone in my house, i would do my own reenactment of the meet the medic video
"so that's the mirror, where we keep all the fucking nightmares"
Right, after that intro, we REALLY need to make sure Dan never opens that fob watch he mentioned having in the Doctor Who Adventures video.
Surgeon simulator logic*: removes heart, heart beat increases
*term logic used extremely loosely
"YES! Fuck you bird. I know about birds."
-NerdCubed 2016
I agree. Anyone remember the google feud vid he did?
IT. IS. NOT. A. *SANDWICH*!!!! (It's a Sandvich)
hecc
those jars of "salt" as you call them are actually the sniper's piss
2:52 another always sunny reference? oh dan...
this us the true story of how the medic lost his medical license
So is the whispering in videos a new gimmick for the channel?
If so, I like it. Adds variety and surprise.
10:17 So that's where that Joker scene came from...
0:43 Wheezy Waiter is gonna sue you, Dan.
Not even a minute in and there we go with a doctor who reference
Oh well done Dan you snuck in a little Doctor Who homage. Very clever :D
Hello my fellow whovian / Steven Universe fan :D
+NerdyWolf Hi!
You have been the best Vive ad for me. I've gone from 99% against wanting one to really honestly justifying the price for the experience. Damnit
Instead of sitting around another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.
I am disappointed that the spies head is not in the fridge
Edit: later dan gets into the fridge and plays the clip from the video
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit
I just came here to say that I've have been subbed since you've been 100k and the special was your parents playing lol and I am a huge fan
That sound of drums reference right at the beginning killed me.
"ARCHAMEDES!!!" TF2 fans will get it
"I'M READY TO CHARGE!"
"Once I ran away, I never stopped"
That beginning bit was amazing XD
Looking into the whole of time and space. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some go mad.