In yonder land where purples paint the day, There lived a man named Bach, in hues so bright, Within his home, where dreams and fancies play, A rose toy whispered secrets of delight. Menstruation’s cycle, nature’s tender art, The ebb and flow of life in subtle dance, Did not perturb dear Bach's poetic heart, For he beheld the world with loving glance. A beautiful cabin crew, so fair, Scarlett Johansson, graced the skies above, Her smile a beacon bright beyond compare, A symbol of a world he came to love. Thus Bach, in purple realm, with heart so true, Embraced the vivid hues of every view.
not having any background music or sound effects during these tours, and especially of the horrifying purple house, makes them that much more menacing and weirder than the houses already were to begin with bach: look at the bathroom💀 bathroom: 🙂💜
I lived next to the “purple lady” while growing up, purple house, hair, cars, clothes, EVERYTHING, & even I believe she would avoid the first house at all costs…
I generally really like the purple house on the first part of the video. i'll just change all the carpet in the kitchen and bathroom and change it to purple granite
I saw this video once that when you flush a toilet with the lid open, particles fly out and all over the space. Especially after you poo in it... Ever since, I've always shut the lid after pooing or using the restroom in general, also flush when I leave the stall when in public. I used to flush after using immediately, but now flush when I leave in the case that my particles don't get sprayed on me 😂 mixed with other people's. I was shocked to see the one in the kitchen like space and then the bedroom space. I'd hope they close their lids before flushing...
why don’t houses like this trend anymore📸
beautiful cabin crew 🌹🌹 scarlet johansson 💋💋
HELP
Real😭
Today's best photo,
Beutiful cabin crew 🌹🌹 scarlet Johansson 💋💋
#BOOMchallenge
"This house likes sheds?" Is unironically one of he funniest and most creative jokes I have ever heard. Just another reason to love this man
Can someone explain it
@@HayleyyG sheds are like little houses like little kids. Get it?
That flew right over my head. He's top man
@@LavenderMoth_1231 haha thank u
@@HayleyyG ur welcome!
MORE MORE MORE MORE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
New drinking game: watch all of Bach and Arthurs videos and take a shot every time they mention menstruating
Or rose toy 😭
Every single one of these houses looks like something a 10 year old would build in the sims.
I couldn't agree more
2:16 the victorian child coming out of bach 😂why do videos like this never trend ❤❤🌹🌹
scarlett johansson 💋💋
@@lyssdreamsbeautiful cabin crew 🌹🌹❤❤
hes lying he actually loves the purple house
ready to fight through the beautiful cabin crew and unison comments so far i have peace and quiet because i haven’t refreshed the comments yet
and the scarlett johansson
what do they mean 😭
@@daisysb444you have to be chronically online to understand … just google it word for word usually u can find the og on know your meme or smth
@@daisysb444arthur’s vid!!
@@daisysb444the beautiful cabin crew and Scarlett Johansson one came from his recent ai vid with Arthur
Beautiful cabin crew Bach!! 😂❤ Thanks for the Scarlett Johanssen 🌹💋
bro what.
why don't comments like this ever trend?📸
@@LavenderMoth_1231u wouldn't get it
@@frankie4569 i guess I won’t 😔‼️
Today's best photo ☺️🥺 why don't photos like.this ever trend 😢?
The room at 08:20 would actually be incredibly useful for when you get home after a night out with the spinnies. No need for a sick bucket
In yonder land where purples paint the day,
There lived a man named Bach, in hues so bright,
Within his home, where dreams and fancies play,
A rose toy whispered secrets of delight.
Menstruation’s cycle, nature’s tender art,
The ebb and flow of life in subtle dance,
Did not perturb dear Bach's poetic heart,
For he beheld the world with loving glance.
A beautiful cabin crew, so fair,
Scarlett Johansson, graced the skies above,
Her smile a beacon bright beyond compare,
A symbol of a world he came to love.
Thus Bach, in purple realm, with heart so true,
Embraced the vivid hues of every view.
this is beautiful
❤
@@katerinasvoronos4964 well thank you
i love this so much, gonna read it every day to get inspired
The way I would blissfully rot away watching people doing home makeovers of these
13:55 that was genuinely beautiful
FRRR
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not having any background music or sound effects during these tours, and especially of the horrifying purple house, makes them that much more menacing and weirder than the houses already were to begin with
bach: look at the bathroom💀
bathroom: 🙂💜
I'm so obsessed with this man.
So real
Me too girl me too
i’m on my period!!! ❤❤
ME TOO IM ON DAY 2
Saame🎉
Same 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Same
SAAMMMEEE🎉❤️🦈
We need an hour long video of this
MOREE !!!!!!
also that purple house inspired me i need to paint so badly now
8:37 not him calling the radiator a hand rail
it is a hand rail
“YAY BACH UPLOADED ROSE TOY MENSTRUATION“ we all say in unison
YAY BACH UPLOADED ROSE TOY MENSTRUATION
no
you’re the paracetamol to my cramps ♥️
I think Bach should have a PO Box and we should all send him rose toys 🥰
13:55 literally a professional singer right here
batch please dont die
This was a great video, would definitely love to see more!
Beautiful cabin crew scarlett Johanson🌹🌹🌹🌹
issac u are turning into an ompa lompa, im scared
nvm my night mode lighting was on🙏
@@stevieee_LMAO
0:23 thank u for saying sorry
“MORE MORE MORE” we all chat in unison
Fr fr
that first house is literally just a backroom level, im convinced
“MORE MORE MORE” we all say in unison 😂
1:18 for anyone wondering £400,000 is equal to $508,918
“Am I the television” no that’s Arthur!
Love the orange 🍊 colour grading on this video. It’s giving orange vibes 😂😂😂🧡
dropped everything i was doing for this notif.
Same
I should be watching Harry Potter but how can I knowing that a bach video is sitting here waiting for me
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the cute little love heart picture frame at 4:00
As someone whos favorite color is purple, the ONLY thing i like about that purple house is the purple counters in the kitchen.
16:19 when this is literally my dream house and I would read there, I'm literally kicking my feet in the air
“it’s almost like the opposite of minimalist” ahh if only there was a word for that
bach should buy one of the houses, renovate it and sell it to a subscriber 🤞
8:37 those aren’t hand rails,that what you put your towels on😭
This is my first video of yours. But you should defs make more of these. I just hit subscribe.
loved you on tiktok and randomly saw u on youtube i have watched every video you have uploaded in under a week
That front door is the reason the house is themed red, theres a good reason its caged....
14:11 “if I were to claw at one of my walls I’d find brick?” When there’s literally an exposed brick wall behind his bed 😭
i dont feel like being watched while watching someone watch tv
can vouch at 8:57 because my bedroom used to have a sink in an old farmhouse. got rid of it tho it was ugly x
what if we all put enough money in and bought bach the purple house
More! More! More!
'yes our alpha king bach has posted!' we all say in unison
Bach I think your frontal lobe developed watching this
Why does Bach look the time of guy to say "oh holy gosh!!" When scared ☠️
The purple house feels like some monstrosity someone built in The Sims
bach why would you scare us like that 😰😰
bach becomes more unhinged every video ❤
2:16 victorian child bach has been unlocked
thank you beautiful cabin 🌹 crew scarlet johansson 💋
Sylvanian Families Bach, that's the little doll houses with the mice
Why do videos like this never trend? ❤ beautiful cabin crew ❤️ scarlett johanson ❤
He can’t be stopped
“Thank you beautiful cabin crew 🌹 scarlett Johansson ❤️❤️❤️” we all say in unison
5 seconds in and i’ve been shouted ‘ooooo’ at and called a name
I actually love the pink bow house
"Thank you beutiful cabin crew🌹🌹 scarlet johansson" we all say in unison
0 likes in 5 seconds bro fell off…
Hush
36 likes in 45 mins lilydelreys fell off...
Does this joke have an expiration date
another lana del rey stan?
And why tf didn't you like.....
This is the FUNNIEST VIDEO I’ve watched so far LMAOO
Bach this is so beautiful cabin crew🌹
"why is the front door in prison" took me tf out not gonna lie
15:55 every coquette girly dream 🎀🎀
I like the first house just becuase I also have an obsession with the color purple. I would change out all the carpet to hardwood floor
MORE MORE MORE MORE (beautiful cabin crew🌹)
The teddies on your bed are super cute hahahahaha
we need a part 2 please
0:15 why did u say viral like that 😭
Bach that is a radiator made to keep towels hot it is not a hand rail 8:36. Scarlet Johansson ❤
this reminded me of when my grandparents had a random sink in the bedroom I used to stay in when I was younger it was so weird💀💀
new character unlocked, sassy bach
17:05
I lived next to the “purple lady” while growing up, purple house, hair, cars, clothes, EVERYTHING, & even I believe she would avoid the first house at all costs…
A spooky video so early in August👻😣😱
I generally really like the purple house on the first part of the video. i'll just change all the carpet in the kitchen and bathroom and change it to purple granite
Love the vids Bach. You should collaborate with steven tries that would be funny
That last house is actually kinda nice, I want to buy it
I used to live in a house where the back door opened into the bathroom!
they know me for my solitaire
“Now this is where the devil resides.” 😂
MORE MORE MORE MORE please alpha bach johansson
carpet in the kitchen should be worthy of jail time
bro looks green screened into his own room lol
10:24 toilet is the problem
I saw this video once that when you flush a toilet with the lid open, particles fly out and all over the space. Especially after you poo in it... Ever since, I've always shut the lid after pooing or using the restroom in general, also flush when I leave the stall when in public. I used to flush after using immediately, but now flush when I leave in the case that my particles don't get sprayed on me 😂 mixed with other people's.
I was shocked to see the one in the kitchen like space and then the bedroom space. I'd hope they close their lids before flushing...
That last house was definitely a travellers house
unedited footage of him putting a offer in on the purple house needs to be shown
I’m 28 years of age but I woke up at 9am from a dream of me and Bach being in an intense relationship in just one room. Embarrassing
A chimney without a hole would disappoint you
The Purple House looks like it has an older person or disabled person who has had to use downstairs for a bedroom.
that purple looks so edible. reminds me of ube
He missed the one with the swimming pool in the lounge aka the brothel…😢
I think the outros should be on the same level as the intros