Squadd Roasting CP

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  • @angel1202003
    @angel1202003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    when cp gets roasted he just be staring in disbelief 😭

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    “CP why every week you come on here like you didn’t know you was supposed to be on here” Meg’s roasts are simple yet effective 😂

    • @RayTheomo
      @RayTheomo ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah Meg really got sniper rounds. She be saying shit with a straight face out of no where. You dont realize its for you until its too late 💀

    • @chrissullivan6572
      @chrissullivan6572 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She be throwin them quick body shots

    • @SeanDa2ndOne
      @SeanDa2ndOne หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's even funnier that she legit wants to know the answer. 😂 Like it wasn't even a roast but it was hella funny! 🤣

  • @chriscali2976
    @chriscali2976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    That Tracee Ellis Ross joke is undefeated, literally made me signed off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LavizzoPack
    @LavizzoPack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Tahir said “they have you bite into planks of wood to make picket fences” 😂😂😂 wowwwwww 🤣

    • @beccadotelpy
      @beccadotelpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely savage 😂

    • @LavizzoPack
      @LavizzoPack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@beccadotelpy 😂😂😂 and so creative

  • @MannuhFestIt
    @MannuhFestIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    COMPLETELY unrelated, but can we take a moment to admire CP’s hair journey? His hair has actually been having some healthy amazing growth!!

  • @val287
    @val287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I love seeing CP get roasted because he's such a dangerous roaster himself!😆

  • @Unbothered92
    @Unbothered92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I dont think pat gets enough credit for that tracie ellis ross joke. It was soo outta pocket and i loved it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tr3prom
    @tr3prom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When CP doesn't have a quick rebuttal.. He always says That's Funny

  • @harleyj.knight1130
    @harleyj.knight1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Brent killed him on Roast me with the "Shut yo frog face ass up, look like you been eatin FLIES today!"

    • @jaszjonezgamez
      @jaszjonezgamez  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💀💀💀

    • @jilaelennio6944
      @jilaelennio6944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When you get hungry, you. GAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

    • @bigfaceMigz
      @bigfaceMigz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gap back into it lol

    • @Squeedlyspooch3
      @Squeedlyspooch3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When boo capote said he looked like a thawed out catfish 😳 💀 🤣

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why I laugh out loud just READING this shit? 😅

  • @_markdakxng_706
    @_markdakxng_706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Yes when the roaster gets roasted love it 😂😂

    • @onshaqnem
      @onshaqnem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s not good at comebacks either lol

    • @ExotiKZBoy17
      @ExotiKZBoy17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's not that good. He's mostly rambling.

  • @ksg314
    @ksg314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The loofah jokes being called back on a different episode is sending me. 😂😂

  • @prophecy0731
    @prophecy0731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Pat roast like a mean girl" -CP (can't remember when he said this, but its so accurate)

  • @MsKiwi0507
    @MsKiwi0507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol FIGHT BACK CP FIGHT BACK! 🤣🤣🤣Yo Pat is a whole beast too and his laugh makes it more funny and disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The laugh pulls everybody else in 😄

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    CP is awesome And also, Pat is one of his biggest contenders! Pat quick with the words and visuals too man. When these two are together it brings me Joy because I know they gon get stupidly creatively funny! Lol

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right, he always gave CP a run for his money lmao

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Word

    • @misterpalmer
      @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Different styles but both original and hilarious.

  • @frozen8672
    @frozen8672 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LuLu and Pat bodying CP with the luffa roasts 💀🤣

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    CP getting destroyed on the regular now is balance! lmao

  • @Courtsid3_
    @Courtsid3_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They ask you how you are, n you say “fine.” But youre not really fine. 😂😂 shit gets me everytime fr

  • @Juicejoynt
    @Juicejoynt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That single child joke is hilarious 😂

  • @Mr.J281
    @Mr.J281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Low key…when CP says, “oh wow, that’s funny/hilarious”…he’s PISSED.

    • @Tokyoghoul4life
      @Tokyoghoul4life ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah that's just him cooking up a roast

    • @Mr.J281
      @Mr.J281 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tokyoghoul4life I use to believe so…until I kept watching. He is not good when coming from behind. His jokes become flatter the more he keeps shooting.

    • @Tokyoghoul4life
      @Tokyoghoul4life ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think sometimes yeah. But other times he claps back after that with a banger tho. I think we're both right

    • @brziperiod
      @brziperiod ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr.J281 Dion waiters type beat

  • @pelcha09
    @pelcha09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yo, Lou Lou and and Pat have my kind of nonstop keep it going nonsensical outrageous humor. Just keep adding on 🤣 thank you all for the tears of joy 🤣

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Relax. That's Lulu's joke ..." 😅😅

  • @lanceuppercut9715
    @lanceuppercut9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel like Pat is the only one that really gives CP competition. CP roasts Everybody! But this nigga Pat be having him speechless😂
    Also I cannot I see Tracy Ellis Ross now🤣🤣

  • @BlaqRainFresh
    @BlaqRainFresh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I honestly feel like CP has a come back every time, but just chooses not to do so.

    • @CirielGoldbrocks
      @CirielGoldbrocks ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, he doesn't roast from a mean place. He could hurt their feelings if he wanted to.

  • @thekaerichtexas
    @thekaerichtexas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't believe tahir had the nerve to put in a gold tooth next to his missing side tooth. The audacity 😆🤣😂😹

  • @judithdaniel
    @judithdaniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Out the gate disrespect 🤣😭😭😭

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pat’s the kind of assassin that would blow out your knee, elbows, shoulders, before finishing with a headshot.

  • @The_Werbenjagermanjensen
    @The_Werbenjagermanjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Thank you Jasz!! You always come through with the 🔥.

    • @bnadira212
      @bnadira212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok! 👏🏾

  • @babyboy2466
    @babyboy2466 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When boo said that dude looked like a thawed out catfish 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marquizeconway
    @marquizeconway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “They have you bite into planks of wood to make picket fences” 😲😹 that is the best roast in the history of Tahir

  • @myaleigh149
    @myaleigh149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No, but the thumbnail though 😂😂😭
    I knew what each pic exactly meant, and I remember every moment when the roast dropped lol. Jasz is a goat🐐❤️

  • @b_t_b_h_
    @b_t_b_h_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love these Jasz!!! Hilarious! You got me waiting until the end like Marvel comic movies, I know you about to drop something at the end.😂

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The damn loofah episodes🤣🤣🤣. Great as always Jasz!

  • @icey_penguino472
    @icey_penguino472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bruh the loofah segments are worse than when Brody got roasted on Christmas🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Jesus CP, YOU FROM DETROIT AND THIS WAS THE WORST ROAST OF MICHIGAN SINCE THE WATER JOKES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LaylaMarie3-g2m
    @LaylaMarie3-g2m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CP looks like that “Give Me Back That Filet-O- Fish, give me that fish” fish on the wall from that iconic McDonalds Filet O Fish Commercial back in 2009 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @d-rass9850
    @d-rass9850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just imagine you just learn about all def. Damn you will have endless entertainment at this point.

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I seriously feel bad for ppl who aren't hip to all def content..but also feel special because I've been hip for years

  • @blankmandastankman
    @blankmandastankman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:49 the nerve of pat to laugh like he knew he dodged a bullet w that hair joke

  • @malikah14otrew
    @malikah14otrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why did I never know that Tracee Ellis joke was about CP??!! 😭🤣🤣 Noooo

  • @bobcat9978
    @bobcat9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That's funny, that's fuuuny" CP when he get roasted

  • @rantsandfaves
    @rantsandfaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yes, thank you Jasz btw the thumbnail is hella funny!

    • @LoniLoni11
      @LoniLoni11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes the thumbnail is perfect!!

    • @jaszjonezgamez
      @jaszjonezgamez  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! ❤️

  • @micahsworld7217
    @micahsworld7217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You’re ugly though” 😂

  • @ellissmith23
    @ellissmith23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We had the pizza sleeves too in Kansas 😂😢

  • @samuelleblanc4331
    @samuelleblanc4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jasz be cracking up editing these videos 😂😂😂

  • @guidinglight444
    @guidinglight444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funniest part where Cp says y’all not finna clown me. Lol
    Yes they are that is the point

  • @LavizzoPack
    @LavizzoPack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jasz, we love you and what you do 🤞🏽🤎😂

  • @mankay2000
    @mankay2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven't watched yet but this video definitely needs a "That's funny" counter 😂

  • @roblee6246
    @roblee6246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂 CP Getting roasted is classic.

  • @bajapantiii198
    @bajapantiii198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:13 you guys dont know pain😂😂😂

  • @2ToTheDome
    @2ToTheDome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can tell when CP be mad, but he always got a comeback for you💯💯💯

  • @southsidesmoove
    @southsidesmoove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Safelight Repair joke was a violation 🤣🤣

  • @mass712
    @mass712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how cp CAN NOT take it 😂😆😂😆

  • @LawDog88
    @LawDog88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes indeed….thank you Jasz….CP my man, but he can get these jokes….Meg be killing him!!!!

  • @ahmadnajee
    @ahmadnajee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    CP clap backs are unmatched tho lol

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THANK YOU JASZ!! I didn't think you would make this video, but you did. It's about time CP get a taste of his own medicine.

  • @Frantz_PA-C
    @Frantz_PA-C ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Jasz, I love these compilations. Have you made one when CP roasting everyone?

    • @jaszjonezgamez
      @jaszjonezgamez  ปีที่แล้ว

      Best Of Cp - Part 2 (Try not to laugh)
      th-cam.com/video/icmyeNEY-FA/w-d-xo.html

  • @KaylaIsThatDoll
    @KaylaIsThatDoll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s the way Megan be dying laughing on the low 😂

  • @dandansama7506
    @dandansama7506 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    To be fair I remember the old Little Ceasars pizza sleeves that CP is talking about & to put it in reference watch BMF season 2 I don't remember the episode tho but I remember because WE use to have them in Milwaukee

    • @Christian9TNAT3
      @Christian9TNAT3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @dandansama7506 we had Little Caesars in the DMV area in the early 90s, and all their pizza used to come wrapped in white paper back then. I knew Exactly what he was talking about.

    • @dandansama7506
      @dandansama7506 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Christian9TNAT3 yeah the sleeve from the early 90"s

  • @pe10437
    @pe10437 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Abducted by Aliens"😂

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:07 was too perfect 😭

  • @Coburnify
    @Coburnify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pat has gone in on everybody to the point that they wanted to sign off. His visuals are too good.

  • @khallsgotit
    @khallsgotit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    CP can take a roast just as good as he can roast others. Gotta love it! CP is a crazy man! #313 all day

  • @Juju-Senju
    @Juju-Senju ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cp got in trouble for always being in the “I.C.U”

  • @kimchiandquesofresco
    @kimchiandquesofresco ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His look is because he doesn't roast from a mean place. You can see from videos where he does join in.

  • @Notorious248
    @Notorious248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for uploading another one !

  • @joshuabolton3866
    @joshuabolton3866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He just looks like “the audacity of yall” I thought we were friends

  • @1lionyouth
    @1lionyouth ปีที่แล้ว

    CP is such a shooter with the jokes that he gotta intentionally hold back and let everyone get some jokes off on him

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “who birthed a fly? ?!’
    💀🪰

  • @kavemanblaq-thorjohnson9795
    @kavemanblaq-thorjohnson9795 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when cp just gose on and on till u stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gempr86
    @gempr86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Little Caesars in Canada had pizza sleeves back in the day.

  • @ramonpeters9608
    @ramonpeters9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when they roast CP. He always act like he's innocent. Nah nigga get this work

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo! Pat was on fire! That might be the funniest I've ever seen him be. When it comes to roasting CP and (and also Tahir), Pat goes into Super Saiyan mode. 😅

  • @dcthegr8
    @dcthegr8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yooooo this is so so funny im dying. the laughter is taking over my body.

  • @426AM
    @426AM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The string hanging out his butt 💀🤦🏾‍♂️ my gawd man

  • @jeremiahturner1573
    @jeremiahturner1573 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Needed this right about now 👍🏾

  • @keithn9253
    @keithn9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How did I miss these

  • @davidsims7138
    @davidsims7138 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:05 you’re mad🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kymmieg6110
    @kymmieg6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When they compared him to a fish and the loofah jokes. 😂😂😂😂

  • @eldutcholoco1
    @eldutcholoco1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In jersey back in the day little Cesar’s came like what cp said with the sleeve with 2 pizzas

  • @danewon9540
    @danewon9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    CP don't be wanting to hurt nobody feelins so his looks be crazy .

  • @ayeayeaye993
    @ayeayeaye993 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:00 NEVER seen pat laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @Christian9TNAT3
    @Christian9TNAT3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These CP roasts are where I realized that Pat is the 2nd best roaster on ADD

  • @messidollasign7532
    @messidollasign7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cp lou lou and pat cloud are the goats of squadd cast

  • @davidatkinson25
    @davidatkinson25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG JASZ!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME ALREADY!!!!💐 💑 ❤️. Roasting such an elite roaster such as CP isn't easy! Another great compilation 👌

  • @Mr.J281
    @Mr.J281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh ooooo, another BANGER!!!

  • @jdot6904
    @jdot6904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    to roast cp u gotta be good, his comebacks crazy

  • @KimboShotty
    @KimboShotty ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember they said cp look like Maxine on living single 😂😂😂 can’t unsee it

  • @DwayneTheFoolosopher
    @DwayneTheFoolosopher ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We had the little Caesars paper in Jersey too

  • @zachnickel4921
    @zachnickel4921 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At 9:36 how did they not call Tahir out on not saying safelight repair right lol

  • @ohudidntknow8835
    @ohudidntknow8835 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every time lou lou fine as hell

  • @MrRudyc85
    @MrRudyc85 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    CP not a Kappa he’s a Gappa

  • @Powitisme
    @Powitisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "YOU'RE MAD"

  • @pelcha09
    @pelcha09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old loofah in the back smoking a cigarette 🚬:
    "you guys don't know pain"
    I'm dyiiinnnggg! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 yoo wtfff

  • @keepa2070
    @keepa2070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember CP and I was in So Cal! ! ! Lot

  • @lestercollins6519
    @lestercollins6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That thumbnail is priceless

  • @mckinleygreer4980
    @mckinleygreer4980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Naw I think we got Tracy Ellis Ross is craaaaaaazy tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rawdollarkarbone
    @rawdollarkarbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    C.p is right about the Little Caesars it came in cardboard at the bottom and in like a white paper bag here in Houston too

  • @browngoddess5340
    @browngoddess5340 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frfr lil ceasers came in a long paper box tho

  • @henrysol-j4u
    @henrysol-j4u ปีที่แล้ว

    CP developed excellent side vision swimming with all of those catfish when he was young🐟🐟🐟

  • @toreybell6845
    @toreybell6845 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh said cp made his own self talk 😂😂😂😂

  • @CASHABILLION
    @CASHABILLION 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I been waiting for dis 😂😂😂😂

  • @smithhitemup2
    @smithhitemup2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lil Caesars pizza by the foot def came in a paper weapping with a cardboard bottom. That. Bih def got a party started as a kid.