Road to Global Elite - The beginning!

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  • @jakehall3152
    @jakehall3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2698

    Saving our depression from lack of warowl soloq

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @ma-pf9lx
      @ma-pf9lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      damn i miss thr war owls series

    • @zelatin
      @zelatin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let’s hope Jeff can either get there in a few episodes, or continues to upload consistently so the series doesn’t get driven into the dirt...

    • @Vincent43534
      @Vincent43534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @hvrst6241
      @hvrst6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rempuia69 i hate you
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

  • @Mrtweeday
    @Mrtweeday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    See you in 2030 with depression once you finished this series

    • @essammawaly4876
      @essammawaly4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LoL

    • @Bxlt.
      @Bxlt. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is true

    • @AlexandruRadu96
      @AlexandruRadu96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @joostarentsen6182
      @joostarentsen6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah cuz u never did twee haha

    • @Mrtweeday
      @Mrtweeday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@joostarentsen6182 I'm already in the depression state :D

  • @dingelDON
    @dingelDON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Jeff to Warowls soloq to global elite: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

    • @ryanee9795
      @ryanee9795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you gonna cry?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening bab

    • @eagleclaws1781
      @eagleclaws1781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff be like: Pocket Sable, Chienne!!!
      xD

    • @vagueequinox7543
      @vagueequinox7543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku i don't know how you advertising got you so popular, and while I won't give you views, I will congratulate you for getting this far

    • @somebodyelse5294
      @somebodyelse5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku eh?

  • @aaeooeoeoo8775
    @aaeooeoeoo8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    12:06 its "kurwa paka paka 50 mniej" and it means that bomber has half hp

    • @simplytheworst764
      @simplytheworst764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      i thought he swapped to japanese mid sentence : kurwa baka baka :)))

    • @MrSerek
      @MrSerek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeeee kurwa xD

    • @Amirissss
      @Amirissss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      XDDDDD kurwa paka paka 50 mniej stan umyslu

    • @mr.dapster4610
      @mr.dapster4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ahhh ta polska

    • @lolci4
      @lolci4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ajaj polando xD kurwa kurwa najlepsze

  • @filo8197
    @filo8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Hearing the round 3 players speaking Polish while i'm Polish myself was one of the funniest parts of the video

  • @vini_mss
    @vini_mss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    your "posture check warnings" are saving me, tks fiend, you'r a friend

    • @tero3915
      @tero3915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      posture check notification

    • @vini_mss
      @vini_mss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @-pudpud thank you too

    • @vini_mss
      @vini_mss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tero3915 nobody ever cared so much about me, thank you ;)

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never got back problems but CSGO gave me the fun experience of carpal tunnel. Nothing like going about you day when suddenly your hand opens halfway and won't close anymore lol

    • @10Tie
      @10Tie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worsethanjoerogan8061 damn that's impressive, that must suck

  • @Henkiix
    @Henkiix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Warowl:*Doesn't make soloq to global elite*
    HOUNGOUNGAGNE: Fine i will do it myself

    • @geuens100
      @geuens100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And probably finishes the series in two or three episodes

    • @caueasg
      @caueasg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      imagine if he manage to get himself to global in the first 10 matches.

    • @intelsucks7365
      @intelsucks7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caueasg no you can't highest rank you get is mostly MGE or probably DMG

    • @vintagepotato8957
      @vintagepotato8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@intelsucks7365 technically there is no limit, but on a brand new acc he'll get cheaters in 95 of the first 100 matches

    • @intelsucks7365
      @intelsucks7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vintagepotato8957 no he has a prime account ffs you don' t get cheaters in mm if you have a high trust factor or a prime account or a queing with legit guys who have good trust factor

  • @harleighstevens4638
    @harleighstevens4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    WarOwl: has 40 something part series getting to global
    Jeff: LEM in 3 matches

    • @ayushFos
      @ayushFos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      lol WarOwl also got put in LEM. Just like Jeff will. Since LEM is the highest placement rank.
      The real struggle starts there

  • @oyasuugd1382
    @oyasuugd1382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    my mans just said "shut up priviet" wich means "shut up hello" lmao

    • @kleins0
      @kleins0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he actually said shut up idiot, but his mic is bought in a rasputin cyka blyat store so what do u expect

    • @matthewligma
      @matthewligma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im polish is this so funny.. . No

    • @csgopositive205
      @csgopositive205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/3lGn7CZCaP0/w-d-xo.html

    • @OneSaltyBruh
      @OneSaltyBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewligma ?

  • @sklr28
    @sklr28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    13:11
    First guy: He thinks we are from russia
    2nd Guy: Because its pretty the same
    Its Polish btw

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Because its similar
      Im polish as well

    • @sklr28
      @sklr28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SnowMexicann 1 year late my nigga

  • @yato2439
    @yato2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    i like that you are a cs youtuber, that doesnt swear, is friendly in general and that your content isnt based around gambling or something.
    also, algorithm!!

    • @lame6848
      @lame6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      except the swearing part but that doesnt matter

    • @yato2439
      @yato2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lame6848 exactly

  • @wojmis1
    @wojmis1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    The guys say: "He thinks we are russian" "yeah, these languages are similar" (but in Polish)
    Jeff: "Please stop speaking russian"

    • @tcc1234
      @tcc1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmfaoooo

    • @joostfloot5279
      @joostfloot5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @miqigod
      @miqigod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Its almost insult when someone says u russian while there are like 8 or more slavic languages

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@miqigod how are we supposed to know it sounds like aodasofsdmgdjgdflgm

    • @gimigkk
      @gimigkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thesenate8268 the "kurwa"

  • @cutie7012
    @cutie7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    13:11 THEY LITERALLY SAID "HE THINKS WE'RE RUSSIAN" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @cutie7012
      @cutie7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @luq CS not like i have to understand the language in order to make that comment but yes it is in fact the polish language

  • @ahm-ev
    @ahm-ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    13:10 they says "on myśli, że jesteśmy ruskami" what means "he thinks we are from russia". Then you say "they talking russian all the time" xD

    • @fresco2261
      @fresco2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no a to polski

    • @matixxxer1
      @matixxxer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@csgopositive205 0owiez

    • @x_adaem1159
      @x_adaem1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate polish csgo players (też jestem z polski)

    • @bamboo2996
      @bamboo2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kapuś kapuś inaczej 60

    • @The_Darkuu
      @The_Darkuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea xDDD

  • @TheSterMan01
    @TheSterMan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The posture check at the beginning unironically helped me so thank you very much

    • @csgopositive205
      @csgopositive205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/kWzVaGZYUkQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @fich00_08
    @fich00_08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Hey, its fich0o0o0 i played against you on Train (the last game)... I am GNM not LEM tho and most of those guys were GNM/MG1... Ty for the game and for signing my account !!!

    • @durendenmp812
      @durendenmp812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I was like "I this really the crosshair placement of a LEM" when he was showing the teammates, MG1 makes more sense

  • @nebulousrascal
    @nebulousrascal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I can guarantee that this is not gonna be as long as WarOwl's road to Global

    • @caesarsalad2618
      @caesarsalad2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These are placement matches, trust me he's still gonna place pretty low.

    • @st3alth_swing
      @st3alth_swing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caesarsalad2618 if his last game is with globals, he will be placed in GE

    • @Jiepers
      @Jiepers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he started it? 2014?

    • @lemontaingaming4095
      @lemontaingaming4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Warowl is very inconsistent

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There could be a difference between EU and US servers in terms of skill

  • @2976nick
    @2976nick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That run boost in the gold nova game was actually pretty sick

    • @RuNBoosT
      @RuNBoosT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks for the compliment

    • @M11kal
      @M11kal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RuNBoosT lol

  • @AndyyCapp
    @AndyyCapp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just discovering this game at 25 makes me want to cry as ive been missing on so much; within two weeks ive stayed at Gold Nova 1 and have pulled a cased hardened Skeleton- i will conquer this masterpiece of toxicity

  • @spoofer9113
    @spoofer9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Another achievement I don't care about"
    Me i silver: Smghhh

  • @Kugo
    @Kugo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Here we goooooo!

    • @neb373
      @neb373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 nice

    • @blu5117
      @blu5117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aa shit here we go again**

    • @dopees1018
      @dopees1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eyo bro wtf

    • @deyversonlaconchadetumadre
      @deyversonlaconchadetumadre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

    • @fing4002
      @fing4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Edward Lintag bbn

  • @yungmsa
    @yungmsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The intro is the best I've seen yet, also P-P-P-P-POSTURE CHECK!!!!

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @yungmsa
      @yungmsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rempuia69 I don't know whether to smile or cry

    • @AbhinavKumar-vy7kx
      @AbhinavKumar-vy7kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rempuia69 no m8 you're wrong

  • @rahulprasad4652
    @rahulprasad4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hey jeff , I've been watching you from 3 years and I'm glad you're back mate , it's really good to see you back with the same dad humour as before , still waiting for you to go pro

  • @getm1nd434
    @getm1nd434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw your channel, and i am not regret... Good voice, nice explaining, good humor

  • @kaiyddems148
    @kaiyddems148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he makes the buildup for the matches so intense even though it’s just him utterly shitting on everyone there

  • @lelonhere
    @lelonhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    11:24 no worries houguangagenage, i'll translate it for you
    "kurwa, paka, paka, pięćdziesiąt mniej" (polish language)
    "kurwa..." well thats... I think you know it
    "... Paka, paka..." its polish csgo slang name for the bomb
    "... Pięćdziesiąt(50) mniej" in English: 50 less,
    So the translation is:
    "kurwa, bomb, bomb, minus 50 hp"
    No need to thanks me :)

    • @NerfWarsJuelich
      @NerfWarsJuelich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dziekuje za tlumaczenie ;)

    • @VtojeC
      @VtojeC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No need to thank* me.

    • @mr.platypus9895
      @mr.platypus9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VtojeC Ale żeś to ładnie przerłumaczył

  • @sann.-6053
    @sann.-6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The series we didn’t know we needed

  • @wanukasfobia6007
    @wanukasfobia6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This will be a trilogy while Warowl is going on 50 something

    • @RaimaNd
      @RaimaNd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeff is a way better player so it does make sens.

    • @intelsucks7365
      @intelsucks7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaimaNd no he isn't they both have similar lvl

    • @intelsucks7365
      @intelsucks7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaimaNd I don't care who you are but there isn't any much difference in their skill lvl.Jeff may be a bit better but warowl can easily match him if he tryhards.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaimaNd That’s something a teen like yourself would reply like. Must be a sad and pathetic life.
      Whatever, blocked KEKW

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaimaNd you are actually pathetic

  • @goose1703
    @goose1703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    jeff moves horizontally on the rank sets, i move vertically, but only up.

  • @musulmonas6537
    @musulmonas6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:26 Almost died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahmadjabareen4730
    @ahmadjabareen4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Am the the only one who really appreciated the "posture check"? i think it would be cool to be introduced in every intro, c u z im really dumb and need to be reminded

  • @heheboi8831
    @heheboi8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you know it's gonna be epic when the global elite sign is made out of croissant and la baguette

  • @alphawolf6708
    @alphawolf6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Stop mocking young people for bad english"
    We mock young people for being young, its part of being old :v

    • @csgopositive205
      @csgopositive205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/3lGn7CZCaP0/w-d-xo.html

    • @petergriffin8767
      @petergriffin8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@csgopositive205 Did not ask

    • @csgopositive205
      @csgopositive205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petergriffin8767 th-cam.com/video/oyXnJXscE1U/w-d-xo.html

  • @LaZze-ccc
    @LaZze-ccc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    your just awsome. its the first video i have seen and i am not even 10min in but i already subscibed like everyone else should.

  • @A7Haakon
    @A7Haakon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the puppy was the best part of the video

  • @prasrosez
    @prasrosez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    *Posture Check everybody* *POSTURE CHECK*

    • @Ruzeru
      @Ruzeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pog

  • @drhum011i
    @drhum011i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    all three versions of the word by Jeff
    :gentleman - gentlemen - gentlemens

  • @kubula1764
    @kubula1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    11:28 that guy means: "shit the bomb carrier is 50hp less" i know Polish is confussing lol

    • @marisek69
      @marisek69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck fuck go there now!!

    • @keszelll
      @keszelll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      prawda

    • @SkyZi_
      @SkyZi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keszelll jeszcze jak

    • @addict1v_
      @addict1v_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Byl tu stanowski?

    • @kubula1764
      @kubula1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addict1v_ był poszedł w prawo

  • @SomeRandomBeeGuy
    @SomeRandomBeeGuy ปีที่แล้ว

    Silver is usually associated with new players who haven’t quite got to grips with the mechanics of the game. There’s usually a lack of strategy and communication, which can hinder players trying to better themselves.

  • @seancolgan5410
    @seancolgan5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recently got my first gaming pc and just started playing csgo got placed in the highest silver and i am learning alot just from watching these videos its very motivating

  • @istvanlorinczi2817
    @istvanlorinczi2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Solo queue to Global Elite, but the series could have an end

    • @ffwrude
      @ffwrude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      missed your oportunity to say "could have a closure"

  • @kotker513
    @kotker513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I'm on an adventure to become world's first soloq Global Elite."

    • @adityakumar-wd1xh
      @adityakumar-wd1xh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laughs in Godazed

    • @wof8131
      @wof8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughs in 3000 licks philip

  • @adju2912
    @adju2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I guess the cooldown is to slow people from giving their account to others, drop at a given rank, take it back and basically get boosted and all of that in 5 hours.

    • @adju2912
      @adju2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Schlee that's also the same kind of problem to the game

    • @thda11
      @thda11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Schlee smurfing is a bigger problem.
      but when you reached global just play faceit

  • @yashrawat9409
    @yashrawat9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    *My name is Jeff*

  • @prathmeshkalehere
    @prathmeshkalehere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a longbarrel watcher but im glad I found this channel ngl

  • @shaunakbadani5142
    @shaunakbadani5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The following trailer has been rated B for Baguette

  • @ichheissekay
    @ichheissekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    7:33 " you're from germany and not even cheating?"... You're from france and didn't even surrender 😮

    • @ryany4n
      @ryany4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lame

    • @karateangriff
      @karateangriff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      faxxx

    • @ichheissekay
      @ichheissekay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Young Dre mashallah einf der lustige lmao

    • @michalmam3064
      @michalmam3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhhh snap

    • @nyx6614
      @nyx6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Young Dre That is NOT french

  • @Kosik3
    @Kosik3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Any Polish player that says priviet to make fun of russians
    Jeff: oh russians

    • @sevkan4213
      @sevkan4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i from polend😂🇵🇱

    • @sevkan4213
      @sevkan4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i says "Siema"

    • @oprator8500
      @oprator8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya and every russian player says "psh psh" for the perfectly opposite reason

  • @mig-l9059
    @mig-l9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to have you back ^^

  • @stfu1503
    @stfu1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:00 Imagine that happening in the ARMY! 😂😂😂

  • @aashishbathe
    @aashishbathe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I miss the original 'HOUNGOUNGAGNE PRODUCTIONZ' intro 😭😭

    • @finnishboy5923
      @finnishboy5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOUN-YOUN-YAN-YEE
      *p r o d u c k s h e n s*

  • @JonnieCore42
    @JonnieCore42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The one thing NA players will never understand: random teammates who at least speak english are a complete dream-scenatio compared to.. well, this!

    • @rustyanvile
      @rustyanvile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being the NA player who for some reason because Riot decides that matches should be based on a location set in your account (that you don't choose btw) decided that they should stick you with your 150-200 ping into EU servers and then combine maybe 1 of my teammates speaking English and horrible lag. Yeah that was the start of me disliking Valorant before it even released fully.

    • @noobieanimations7398
      @noobieanimations7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in the South West, yeah half the time when I solo q it's Spanish Speakers

    • @mihai358
      @mihai358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noobieanimations7398 :)))))))))) Hola mi amigos atiende A

  • @smemty1365
    @smemty1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when ever i get the posture check and when I heard about what happen to your spine i try to avoid being hunched lmao

  • @conswizzy710
    @conswizzy710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ya know what? I WILL drop a like and subscribe. Really enjoyed this video, you have real talent. I was silver 1 since 2015, got silver 2 last year about august, had it for less than 24 hours, got it again this year in february, Had it for about a week and a half, I am silver 1 again. The grind never stops :)
    P.S. If you're wondering, am I bad at the game??
    Yes. I am awful :D

  • @liranp5901
    @liranp5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good luck mister Houngoungagne

  • @eusebius7155
    @eusebius7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Road to insanity - the beginning

  • @aboodjallad3453
    @aboodjallad3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jeff: can you guys give proper call outs
    me who plays cs go with russian teammates every day: wait you can ask them to not speak russian

    • @lemmii37
      @lemmii37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here. we need an soloq filter xD queue with everyone except russians 😅

  • @a.jamoko8828
    @a.jamoko8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Question to Jeff: how did you find the best sensitivity that you are comfortable to play with ?

    • @alexfisher4207
      @alexfisher4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make it uncomfortable , so u can do one 360 from one side of your mousepad to the other, after a week, adjust if u have to, but only by a little. Keep adjusting little by little every so often until it feels comfortable

    • @putymogo
      @putymogo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not Jeff but I may can help you. In cs you need a sensitivity which works (at least in my opinion) like this: you need to turn a little bit more than 180 degrees when you move your mouse from the center of your mousepad to the right or left side.

  • @blitz7488
    @blitz7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:10
    Jeff: they said LEM, which is here.
    Screen: *Legendary Eagle*
    Me: wait.

  • @lxminouss
    @lxminouss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as soon as i saw cute puppy i dropped a sub and like.

  • @anti_kra1267
    @anti_kra1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last game they were talking in polish not russian, at least some of them

  • @Leumaz.z
    @Leumaz.z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:10 guy said “he thinks that we’re from Russia” in Polish and the other said that the languages are similar. XD

  • @deer3857
    @deer3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh man he’s gonna go cyber bullying master guardians for 3 weeks prob because that’s what happens

    • @nobanmepls3291
      @nobanmepls3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If its anything like the NA MG cheater fest he will be the one cyber bullied. IDK why but Ive seen more cheaters in the last 3 days than legit players.

    • @bartterp88
      @bartterp88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobanmepls3291 I know why. Because your trust factor probably dropped

    • @salamanteriop
      @salamanteriop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobanmepls3291 EU MG has barely any cheaters. I've only seen two stronger cases in the last few months.

    • @Zahiiii-ew
      @Zahiiii-ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobanmepls3291 Same thing happening with me from like a week, and I was just winning the matches and being friendly with everyone, there's no way my trust factor got decreased

  • @stormy884
    @stormy884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m somewhat new to cs so I’m loving this

  • @omgitsterroriser6797
    @omgitsterroriser6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how you did the breakdowns on lem it was cool af

  • @lucifermorningstar2766
    @lucifermorningstar2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Play each map once"
    *doesn't include agency and office

  • @chang8133
    @chang8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve been playing solo q for 3 years now and I’m still silver 2

    • @qunxtum8729
      @qunxtum8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mee too kid. Me too....

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @vinegarlegate24
      @vinegarlegate24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was silver 2 until 2 weeks ago, I started doing FFA DM before games, now I'm Nova 3 :)

    • @higglad6633
      @higglad6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was also silver two... for ab two weeks and now I’m nova2

    • @Slent-kh6qk
      @Slent-kh6qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vinegarlegate24 so true im playin csgo since pandemic and cant get out silver, but after knowing ffa dm now im gnm :)

  • @Viuqle
    @Viuqle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:24 - Polish leangue, kurwa kurwa 50 mniej - English, fuck fuck 50 lower

  • @ELCHAPOsigma
    @ELCHAPOsigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:49 name of this player what writed on chat "XD" is kuzyn bedoesa. kuzyn is in polish cousin but bedoesa is raper named Bedoes. check his music: doda is the best song what he made by my assessment

  • @ryderbishop4059
    @ryderbishop4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is cool watching this bc i’m new to cs and it’s nice that he explained stuff

  • @rocki3827
    @rocki3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:23 i understand this( Polish language) XD

  • @cc67-94
    @cc67-94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this sounds like an audiobook if you close your eyes

    • @csgopositive205
      @csgopositive205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/3lGn7CZCaP0/w-d-xo.html

  • @m1-
    @m1- ปีที่แล้ว

    thats crazy that you shot up that much, good job man!

  • @83Vxnom
    @83Vxnom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    your crosshair is so clean thx dude!

  • @keszelll
    @keszelll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:13 "He thinks we are Russian"
    "Because that's similar"

  • @black__world5765
    @black__world5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you and your videos broo💖
    keep going✊❤️

  • @George-vv5ok
    @George-vv5ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic content deserves more subs

  • @tabijesz8221
    @tabijesz8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy from third match on train was from my country, from Poland, i am proud because of his great "KURWA"

  • @xorstring
    @xorstring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    add those guys from second game seems like you had a great time with em

  • @moodygogh1716
    @moodygogh1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found this and I would like to apologize on behalf of the guys speaking “Russian” it was actually polish, we are not all like this, great video

  • @Jacatoja1
    @Jacatoja1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he noticed the polish speak and even tried to pronouncr it himself even tho he didnt understand

  • @Gerraint
    @Gerraint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like a trash when you wreck those gold nova.. Clearly, I need to learn a lot of things

  • @x3tr3yo37
    @x3tr3yo37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fun fact: the difference between le and lem is double the difference between lem and smfc

    • @x3tr3yo37
      @x3tr3yo37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (technically)

  • @germytv
    @germytv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im enjoying watching cs gameplay rn cuz my first fps was valorant and i wanted to check out cs to see how it feels!

  • @wojtekeza
    @wojtekeza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:06
    In polish "kurwa paka paka pięćdziesiąt mniej"
    In english "fuck bomb bomb fifty less"

  • @Toki275
    @Toki275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:23 he say like: Fuck bomb bomb -50

  • @nuggetbtw4404
    @nuggetbtw4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The puppy made me subscribe ngl.

  • @CrxzyYT
    @CrxzyYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the 21 hour cooldown isnt actually to caliobrate rank, its to stop new accounts from filling up the queue. Letting ranked accs play.

  • @bear.6804
    @bear.6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thewarowl’s rolling in his gaming chair, you just speedrun his series

  • @lukasmonradnass7059
    @lukasmonradnass7059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just as you said "i will have to come back tomorrow" i got hit with a fuxxing bluescreen..

  • @justsmallyt985
    @justsmallyt985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when Russians play CS GO: *O U R G U N , O U R A K , O U R T E A M*

  • @zcooterz1701
    @zcooterz1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My first video by you watching, i will definitely subscribe! This is content

  • @sautayy
    @sautayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro was sick

  • @andrejdjokic564
    @andrejdjokic564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can't not no subscribe when you hear 11:24 😂😂😂

  • @pd8066
    @pd8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ill see you in 5 years as im gonna try this

  • @erikaskerov3669
    @erikaskerov3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your silver games actually look like silver games it’s amazing how this is not what silver is actually like at all

  • @elusivelord
    @elusivelord 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing content! Keep it up!

  • @teo4424
    @teo4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the posture check.

  • @amor1064
    @amor1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:00 quick translation " how these f###ing lobster dont die and i do thats f### ed up.

  • @johnricjimenez3953
    @johnricjimenez3953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be honest the most fun i had in game is between silver-MG1, alot of hackers and toxic people between DMG-Global and since im not playing 10 hrs a day anymore like the nova days i get to play solo..