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  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    I showed my mom the “towel hat” bit and she muttered, “Amateurs...”

    • @Miraculousdragoneyes
      @Miraculousdragoneyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Your mother is hiding a very large secret. She knows of the forbidden way of the so called towel hat. By no means are you to ask her, for she may tell you- and will have to kill you. I shouldn't even be talking about this. I hope your new life free from ignorance is safe.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Miraculousdragoneyes 1407 what is the forbidden way of the towel hat?

    • @Miraculousdragoneyes
      @Miraculousdragoneyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@esobelisk3110 Many of people have tried and failed to find the forbidden towel hat method. Alas I do not know and do not wish to know. For those who obtain the knowledge of the forbidden method and dare use it, would perish, if they were not worthy of it.

    • @Jackie-McCann
      @Jackie-McCann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Miraculousdragoneyes 1407 Fool that you are... _My mother taught me the secret years ago._ I’ll never tell.

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As a guy with long hair... the secret to getting a good towel hat is putting the towel over your head, then spinning your head around. Physics, yo.

  • @leothewhiteranger
    @leothewhiteranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    The whole "then beg" thing made me feel Gaud or Puki feels

    • @dareen_sawalhi8960
      @dareen_sawalhi8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes..

    • @emeryd.2570
      @emeryd.2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's Puki

    • @electrophoenix7977
      @electrophoenix7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a *huge bood*

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I said "Then beg" to a friend, and lemme tell you....I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE POWERFUL-

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucky I prepared a comeback that although is weaker, can turn the tides when used correctly.

  • @tagranon6927
    @tagranon6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    I am wearing my bee movie script shirt coincidencentally and I am so happy

    • @N3verFam0us
      @N3verFam0us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      THEY HAVE A SHIRT?!?!?!

    • @QueerlySpoken
      @QueerlySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@N3verFam0us of course

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@N3verFam0us The bee movie script is everywhere, you can't escape it.

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where can I get this shirt?

    • @tagranon6927
      @tagranon6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hamiltrash
      This is where I got mine from, although I’m not sure if you can get it in time or if it’s too expensive

  • @missbitsbobbles3561
    @missbitsbobbles3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    Ok so how you do the twisty towel hair thing is
    1. Bend over like your touching your toes and have the towel draped over your head
    2. Twist the hanging part of the towel
    3. Flip back up but not to hard so you don’t destroy the twisty part
    4. Profit

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @Emil C.you must show your worth in battle before the elders depart such knowledge

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @Emil C. Instinct if you got long hair and understand how a towel friction works

    • @nintennoob7963
      @nintennoob7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I am ashamed to say that it took me years to master the technique. I wish you luck on your journey

    • @fjewkhey3545
      @fjewkhey3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      You mean this isn't common knowledge???

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@fjewkhey3545 NO???

  • @gavart4509
    @gavart4509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “Important voice”? You mean John Mulaney? That man just Speaks In Initial Capitals

    • @Callie_Cosmo
      @Callie_Cosmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment

    • @nikkiboulter593
      @nikkiboulter593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My internal monologue shifted to John Mulaney as I read this. Bravo!

    • @TwelveRats
      @TwelveRats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen from deltarune is now voiced by John Mulaney

  • @ggjune7392
    @ggjune7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    As a trans man, the only good part about growing up as a “girl” is getting to learn how to do the twisty towel hat when you wash your hair

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As a cis guy with long hair, it just came naturally to me. Even before I grew my hair out, I knew the theory.

    • @fuzya8636
      @fuzya8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I beg to differ, I'm a girl and no one's ever taught me how to do that. I mean for real, how the hell do yall do that?? Witchcraft, I say!

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you just like roll it up and twist is until it’s a knot?

    • @zhuzhi-lang
      @zhuzhi-lang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fuzya8636 ill teach you :flushed
      step 1: flip ur hair forward (like bend over and flip your hair over ur face)
      step 2: put towel ontop (like near the back of your head or whatever so its hanging over ur fac aswell)
      step 3: turn it (ONCE!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO IMPORTANT)
      step 3.5: (make sure to turn the rest of the towel not just the part above your face)
      step 4: rest it on the top of your head
      >:) done (i dont do it correctly tho but it do be like that sometimes [context: i have short hair])

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Midnight-Starfish I hate going to Walmart or any store and looking at all our diverse clothes and then for men it’s just bland

  • @marinaagnello9964
    @marinaagnello9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Okay, but i think i have done the "sweetheart" and "darling" in some writing with a female villain

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Y E S

    • @francenkovcan5211
      @francenkovcan5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Jotaro voice * yes, yes, yes, yes, YES

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I feel like Darling and sweetheart is the go to words we girls use when talking to someone we don't like 😅

    • @thatonecubchoo1541
      @thatonecubchoo1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@silkyxcore5497 "Hon" is sometimes used when expressing slight irritation or exasperation or when trying to discreetly belittle someone. At least that's what I've seen in the past

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Calling your partner sweetheart whether you're mad at him or not. You will never see a person so confused. It's like they don't get more subtle facial expressions or tone of voice.
      ... I recommend it.

  • @humphrke
    @humphrke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    honestly I love the villain one. Can you imagine, a novel that started where you expect a nihilistic story to end -- with the "heroes" defeat. except then the villain decides, after yet another child is defeated by their hand, that they're going to go fight that god that keeps sending children to die.
    and perhaps the villain isnt a villain after all. or perhaps he is. it doesn't matter. people may fear when a good man goes to war, but they should equally fear when a bad man faces against injustice

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underrated comment here. Screenshotting cause that's real good

    • @humphrke
      @humphrke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itsgirlcraft5842 I totally forgot i said this lmao

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am hoping to write a story in the future where a "villain" is notorious for forcing a magically binding slave contract onto everyone he employs. The twist is that the contract is in favor of the "enslaved" and simply allows him to protect those in his care

  • @phoenix5966
    @phoenix5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The comments from the post with the rock pillows went, in order:
    -Hufflepuff
    -Slytherin
    -Ravenclaw
    -Gryffindor

    • @draconicalaanddrakner3261
      @draconicalaanddrakner3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * as House Ravenclaw * yeah. Slyth is fucked up.
      Slytherin: Screw you too, Rave. At least I don't cuss in front of Hufflepuff.
      Me: true.

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    2:06-2:29 Um... Why is this the Percy Jackson series? Specifically the first set of books?

    • @AceyMacey222
      @AceyMacey222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That what I was thinking 😂

    • @blackfox4690
      @blackfox4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah pretty much. That's the best summary we got.

    • @tinavaleska4193
      @tinavaleska4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Percy Jackson once he turns into a villain

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tinavaleska4193 most Chaos fanfictions

    • @draconicalaanddrakner3261
      @draconicalaanddrakner3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. Yup.

  • @antkrigra
    @antkrigra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    As a guy with long hair, I can confidently tell you that I have absolutely no idea how girls do the twisty-towel hair thing...

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The way I do it is just by holding a towel between my hair and my back, wrapping it around my hair, and then just winding it up on top of my head.

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CABRALFAN27 I do a similar thing, but a bit differently, I think.

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After twisting it, you can also keep it from untwisting or falling by tucking the end of the twist underneath the towel at the back of your head.

    • @chioniie
      @chioniie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally all i do is lean over, put the towel on the back of my head, fold one side in (snugly) and then the other, twist until satisfied

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a girl I would just like to say, 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚

  • @majicdrawz
    @majicdrawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    2:10 DAMN YoU SEYMOUR THaT ACTUALLY MADE Me CRY
    Edit: I’m playing this on repeat

    • @Abbyninjamonkey
      @Abbyninjamonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I want that villain to comfort me

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I WANT TO CONFRONT THOSE GODS.

    • @mascotvt
      @mascotvt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DESTROY THE GODS AND RULE IN THEIR PLACE. FOR WE MUST EAT THE RICH

    • @eggquinox
      @eggquinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ayo who wants a cheese burger

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AverageEldritchEntity UNLEASH THE KARENS!!!

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Seeing the brushy cat as the thumbnail puts a smile on my face

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seeing cats in general puts a smile on my face

  • @joeblack6379
    @joeblack6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    3:18 not a brony but that last one is Rarity to everything that breathes.
    Treehugger: "But what about..."
    Rarity: "Especially the trees."

  • @sbeve4841
    @sbeve4841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Blue eye with black ring around the iris? Sounds like sans

    • @cj-is-causing-chaos-again
      @cj-is-causing-chaos-again 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sooo, I'm Sans?

    • @dawnwayfinder
      @dawnwayfinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shh, you'll summon him.

    • @comicsans5812
      @comicsans5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *megalovaina plays in the background*

    • @cj-is-causing-chaos-again
      @cj-is-causing-chaos-again 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dawnwayfinder Well I have blue eyes with black rings around the iris so technically using that logic, I am Sans and I have been summoned

    • @cj-is-causing-chaos-again
      @cj-is-causing-chaos-again 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@comicsans5812 It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming and on days like this, kids like you should be burning in hell. (sorry couldn't help myself)

  • @thealien_lookingthing7116
    @thealien_lookingthing7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:16
    As the Sarcastic A*shole I am, I can tell You that I use these Words in that Way.
    You don’t know how Many of my Rivals I’ve Confused by calling them: “Babe”, “Sweetheart”, “Dear”, “Darling”, etc.
    And I call my Best Friend an Idiot, so Yeah (Only when we are Joking around).

    • @visualgagging
      @visualgagging 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everybody has called their best friend an idiot an one point or another

  • @AverageEldritchEntity
    @AverageEldritchEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:06 okay out of context snippet here about one of my characters but I have a villain OC named Zealot and she CAN and HAS killed heroes and villains alike for getting children involved. Hell, I think she actually killed a demigod once because she got wind of him sending teens to fight villains.

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      _Tell me more right now._

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@etps4444 oh lawd... Well, that's lovely! I actually haven't done too much with her. If you're interested, I could get you her profile? It will be a bit.

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AverageEldritchEntity
      Sure!! :)

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@etps4444
      Name: Zealot
      Powers: Demonic energy/flame, summoning
      Affiliation: Team NEMESIS
      Villainous goal: Serve her patron demon
      Standards: Will not hurt children

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AverageEldritchEntity
      This is super cool. I love a villain that still retains some morals. ^∆^
      I've tried to write characters like that before, but it's not as easy as it seems. 👀'

  • @paulamesia5177
    @paulamesia5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I barely saw anyone comment about this and it made me sad... The second I saw "significant annoyance" I screamed SOLANGELO

    • @Rex_o_roar
      @Rex_o_roar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!

    • @dramaticartisan
      @dramaticartisan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who and what

    • @Rex_o_roar
      @Rex_o_roar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dramaticartisan Will Solace and Nico Di'Angilo (think that's how it's spelled). They are characters from Rick Riordan's book series's. They were shown in the Percy Jackson series, they became a couple at the end of the Heroes of Olympus series and were shown as a couple in the Trials of Apollo series.

  • @insertnamehere8099
    @insertnamehere8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:30 judging by the username, he really doesn’t

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Then beg” is the most powerful comeback on the internet, it’s not the most interesting or creative it doesn’t even burn, but by god is it powerful in its own way.

  • @madartz4287
    @madartz4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Would you prefer special guy or significant other?"
    "Significant annoyance in your case."

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:16 Animal Crossing personalities in a nutshell:
    Romantic "Dude" = Jock
    Platonic "Babe" = Smug
    Rival "Sweetheart" = Sisterly
    Partner "Bastard" = Cranky
    Can't stand you "Darling" = Snooty

    • @christianmoralesortiz4688
      @christianmoralesortiz4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't play animal crossing, but I know this is accurate for some reason...

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I actually showed that last post to my girlfriend a couple years ago and she laughed SO hard, because I was equally surprised.

  • @Jelli_Kube
    @Jelli_Kube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:58
    But like seriously. If someone with blue eyes and a dark ring is glaring at you, you should run. The blue eyes white dragon got summoned.

    • @No1AldamonFanGirl
      @No1AldamonFanGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this and just had a scene pop in my head. It's vague, but basically Kaiba breaks down a wall with Blue Eyes White Dragon looming behind him, and says to the goons in the room he broke into, "So, which one of you brainless morons wants to die first? Or did you think you could get away with kidnapping my little brother?"
      Probably will file that away for a potential scene in a future fanfic

  • @rebeccab3024
    @rebeccab3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:10
    I WANT THIS. SOMEONE WRITE THIS AS A CLIMAX OF A NOVAL. PLEASE!

    • @legenwing6115
      @legenwing6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the villain is the mc and that's the opening

    • @grey7685
      @grey7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its Percy jackson lmao

    • @Leader7353
      @Leader7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that’s my OC who wants to wipe out all of humanity because it keeps killing his race. His son is the one trying to fight him. Not because he likes humanity but because he hates his father and wants to become the new ruler. The son is building an army out of abused, traumatized children whose lives sucked, giving them powers and sending them to fight him. Because kids are easier to manipulate. I will write this book

    • @draconicknight8697
      @draconicknight8697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Leader7353 Update when you can

    • @jaqenhghar4651
      @jaqenhghar4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legenwing6115 fuck.. I just had the same idea.

  • @Blade.5786
    @Blade.5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This reminds of ProZD reciting the entirety of Peter Pan from memory

  • @toschiworlds7212
    @toschiworlds7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Heck, I'm a girl and I still don't know how to make those damn towel hats!

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _Weakling_

    • @WraithDrawinThings
      @WraithDrawinThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guessing you have long hair,
      Lean over like you are going to touch your toes and have your hair flip over so that it's in your face then put the towel on top twist the part that is dangling then return to standing with the twisted part of your towel on top of your head.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rather than trying to learn with a normal towel, get a hair wrap towel. It's a lot more intuitive to use and it keeps your hair in the towel more securely because it has an elastic on the back.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are 2 types of people:
      *Weakling*
      And
      **Actually explains how to do the thing**

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither

  • @bonnie_death
    @bonnie_death 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moment the one about the ancient villain comforting the young hero who was unfairly chosen to fight the god’s battles started I immediately thought of Ganon and Link from The Legend Of Zelda, it just feels so perfect for some reason.

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That kind villain one pretty much sums up the plot of RWBY in my opinion.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind of, except Salem doesn't really care. All she wants is the Gods dead, revenge on Ozma, and her own death.

  • @derpydippy
    @derpydippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I am a significant annoyance to my friends XDDD

    • @skyuwu2998
      @skyuwu2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whintel it’s from Percy Jackson

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, too. :D

  • @thecasualparry7797
    @thecasualparry7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I did the math. If he recited the whole bee movie script at constant 420 words per minute, his act would be 3 times shorter than the film. Fucking legend.

  • @dicegerry5127
    @dicegerry5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seymour read out my best friend’s post and I have never felt more proud.

  • @sassytorchic47
    @sassytorchic47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yes Gentlemen our hair is in the twisty part of the towel hats thats how their made... please dont yank on them... we will scream in pain. ^-^||

  • @skyuwu2998
    @skyuwu2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:35 is from Percy Jackson

  • @pheonixofthesilvermoon8357
    @pheonixofthesilvermoon8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gaud: Brown eyes with a dark ring around the iris are gorgeous!!!
    Me, who has brown eyes and a dark ring around the iris: *happy tears* Gaud thinks eyes like mine are gorgeous and I'm so damn happy right now...

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here! I’ve only been told I have pretty eyes once, and the woman who told me that was my gf at the time so I low-key thought she was just sweet-talking me.

  • @kirstenchidrome2131
    @kirstenchidrome2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:07
    This puts the isekai genre in a whole new different perspective. Well, no, not entirely new, but it gives more focus to an element not a lot of people realize about the isekai genre.

  • @hongmeiling8219
    @hongmeiling8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The villain one made me feel some shit, man

  • @benjaminrichardson7056
    @benjaminrichardson7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best part of this being posted in the morning is that I work night-shift at a retail store, so it is late night for me.

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That one about randomly capitalizing words is something I actually do, except with using colored or bolded text like some sorta tutorial. “Hey man, could you get me the *Box Of Donuts* real quick by walking up to it and pressing the *Action Button* on your controller.”

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DON’T YOU DARE PUT THE LORAX IN WITH THAT BLASPHEMOUS LOT, IT WAS A FINE MOVIE!!
    Shrek just got meme’d out for me…

  • @Crow_Lord-vj9ji
    @Crow_Lord-vj9ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When your real name is in the title....he ho that's me

  • @AlexisSim
    @AlexisSim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: hears Trinity
    Also me: AYAYAYAYAY HOW DO YOU KNOW MAH NAME

  • @tourmelion9221
    @tourmelion9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:28
    You mean the fire nation (giggles) a-SNACK-ed

  • @oneproudukrainian2063
    @oneproudukrainian2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    According to all known laws of aviation...

    • @nucleartemptations3044
      @nucleartemptations3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is no way a bee should be able to fly

    • @zacharyperlee4179
      @zacharyperlee4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The bee, of course, flies anyway

    • @kirannrover9731
      @kirannrover9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because bees don't care what humans think are impossible.

    • @sky_hawk2207
      @sky_hawk2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

  • @viridia1526
    @viridia1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The villain being nice to the hero and mad at the gods gave me Percy Jackson vibes and I don’t know why.

  • @PenguinBooHelix
    @PenguinBooHelix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is how I do it:
    1. After removing yourself from shower or tub bend neck and hair upside down into the shower or tub.
    2. After grabbing towel (standard size is best) take long edge and place just below hair line at back of neck.
    3. Pull taught forward to forehead then tuck left side under right slowly twisting until full twist appears.
    4. Then while holding the twist lean back to full standing position place twist up and over head. It should look almost sultan crown levels or Pharoah crown like.
    Also when ready to remove just untwist slowly never pull while twisted as it can cause damage.

  • @bipbopblep
    @bipbopblep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's always late night in some part of the world. Glad that this time it's in my timezone.

  • @DandelionE02
    @DandelionE02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was watching this while my dog was sitting next to me. When Seymour said "cheeseburger" my dog whipped his head over to the screen so fast, and then proceeded to try and lick my phone.

  • @damascusfletcher8929
    @damascusfletcher8929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got visibly flustered at the brown eyes post because I have brown eyes with dark rings, then I realised I may have a problem

  • @marbles4442
    @marbles4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the UPS and FED-EX rivalry

  • @ActuallyYoda69
    @ActuallyYoda69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that someone would even suggest a shreeax fandom scares me

  • @ysabellaowo007
    @ysabellaowo007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Then beg"

  • @SenorFluffy
    @SenorFluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought I’d see PM do the wholesome BBEG post but I’m so glad he did

  • @sheppin_
    @sheppin_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I see my name in the title...
    Oh, you know I’m watching

  • @finntheboi6992
    @finntheboi6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It would take that person about 32 minutes to say the whole bee move script

  • @yumikokagura8057
    @yumikokagura8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    it's too early for these comments. i'll come back later

  • @Ethereal_Pluto
    @Ethereal_Pluto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once I sent almost the entire Bee Movie script to my friends!

  • @dawnwayfinder
    @dawnwayfinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:16
    Kinda sounds like the episode "The Power of Three", but with rocks instead of cubes.

  • @draconiclord2377
    @draconiclord2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:16
    A gay person
    A gay person to his female friend
    any female anime character to the BBEG
    Percy to the gods
    Mettaton to sans

    • @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126
      @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That last one could also be DJ Grooves to The Conductor

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      does the BBEG stand for big bad elephant gun or am I missing something here

    • @abyssmal
      @abyssmal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 It's short for Big Bad Evil Guy aka the villain of a D&D campaign, can still be used for a normal villain.

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't the only one who thought of mettaton

  • @lisamcroy1534
    @lisamcroy1534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The time I felt most powerful is when I pinned my 12 year cousin when I was 8.
    His dad wouldn’t help him so I felt even more powerful.
    It was nice.

  • @ShowSlideProductions
    @ShowSlideProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of these days, I am going to play a game, and I am going to hear Seymour's voice, and I am going to laugh remembering these Tumblr videos, and non of my friends will know why.

  • @levi8732
    @levi8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:34 : *exists*
    me: nice solangelo reference ya got there

  • @strawberryckes
    @strawberryckes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually have a ring of blue around my irises lol

  • @lavonnegreene8911
    @lavonnegreene8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those pillows are gonna cost a lot, I'd recommend the bees

  • @oxybrightdark8765
    @oxybrightdark8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact- your important voice sounds like smash bros announcement guy- and I love it!

  • @shoelaces9857
    @shoelaces9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was like "man, I sure am sad.. I want to listen to pm read out tumblr posts" and as soon as I open youtube: bam- amazing person right there

  • @dragongem124
    @dragongem124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The towel hat bit was made even more amusing due to the fact that I am currently wearing said towel hat

  • @dayhel2367
    @dayhel2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    then beg is my favorite rebuttal

  • @kallahan5413
    @kallahan5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't look who's channel this was on, and I knew I recognize the voice… And I was like :0 when I realized who it was.

  • @JazzyWaffles
    @JazzyWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "YOUR HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART???"
    Y..eah...? Where did you think all their hair went?? XD

    • @boundc.napalm3084
      @boundc.napalm3084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably think it's twirled underneath the towel, as opposed to being actually in it. I dunno I'm not that guy.

  • @pendlera2959
    @pendlera2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching a video of text screenshots being read to you is like the adult version of your parents reading you a bedtime story. Except they can't stop and make you go to sleep when it's over.

  • @cragcat5158
    @cragcat5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:30 that dudes name was literally “yiffmaster”. Amazing

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *turns on my phone*
    "The Shreeax Movie"
    *Turns off my phone*

  • @cbgaming7209
    @cbgaming7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I put my hair in a towel after time I get out of the bath/shower. Yet I can’t remember how to make the towel hat whenever not in that situation

  • @Rentaro89
    @Rentaro89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Significant annoyance - I nearly fell on the floor. That got me, bro.

  • @Tin_Kin
    @Tin_Kin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 I love the hat hair thing at the end. I don’t have long hair anymore so I don’t do it anymore but it’s adorable how guys don’t know how it works.

  • @hip2besquare632
    @hip2besquare632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:34
    See he’s talking about group projects

  • @silkyxcore5497
    @silkyxcore5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I've now realizes how many times called my bff babe

  • @oli6193
    @oli6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:27
    im no longer apart of the female clan but i as an ex member i know their secrets.
    1. flip your hair over so that it's covering ur face (or wrap the towel around the top of your head if ur hair is short
    2. twist
    3. flip
    conglaturations

  • @NaiefThegoony
    @NaiefThegoony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is always the best part

  • @kokokat06
    @kokokat06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25
    "when you need fast delivery we come through" ... the wall, apparently

  • @adrianjohnson2282
    @adrianjohnson2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, so I'm not even all the way through this video (I hardly ever comment before finishing a video), but the energy radiating off of 90% of what I have seen MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I COULD SLAY THE FUCKING WORLD!

  • @jinxiejae
    @jinxiejae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    To seek salvation in madness is a curious form of damnation, but understandably a preferable one. Considering sanity can be such hell.

  • @Leader7353
    @Leader7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:07 that’s my OC who wants to wipe out all of humanity because it keeps killing his race. His son is the one trying to fight him. Not because he likes humanity but because he hates his father and wants to become the new ruler. The son is building an army out of abused, traumatized children whose lives sucked, giving them powers and sending them to fight him. Because kids are easier to manipulate.

  • @awesomeblb3407
    @awesomeblb3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my house both my dad and brother make the “towel hats”

  • @Storm_Night_
    @Storm_Night_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one just killed me 🤣 literally burst out laughing at the end 😂

  • @errorcode9542
    @errorcode9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Promptly after this I looked up
    "How do towel hat"
    And now after this vod has died down I'm finally secure enough to say it

  • @jackuttley3408
    @jackuttley3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your binge compilation

  • @lilithotaku5504
    @lilithotaku5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have brown eyes with a dark ring around my pupil.
    Black eyes.
    I have black eyes.

  • @Meowkid1000
    @Meowkid1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the people in the comments saying the ancient towel hat method is passed down after proving yourself worthy to the elders but I also love the people giving instructions on how to do them.

  • @nekoprankster2184
    @nekoprankster2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s funny because just a few weeks ago my mom finally taught me how to create the legendary towel hat.

  • @amber4320
    @amber4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I told my youth pastor one of the jokes from these videos, the one about the cowboy clown, and it felt amazing! He said afterward that when I started the joke, he felt like it was going to be both awesome and something he'd regret, and he was right

  • @Arkegox
    @Arkegox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always been partial to "then perish" rather than "then beg," although I get that it's for a completely different context

  • @kathryndunn8052
    @kathryndunn8052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:13
    I feel this. I am out as bisexual and I am (so far) the only not straight person in my family. My family is pretty supportive, especially my brothers and sister. About a month ago, my brothers have started making innocuous gay/bi jokes behind my back. Despite the jokes literally being nothing more than a play on words (and being jokes I make/quote all the time), my sister and parents will try to discourage them or make sure I didn't hear it, thinking I'll be offended. I openly welcome these jokes! Let them bring the wordplay!

  • @starlagalaxia6988
    @starlagalaxia6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one about gods sending kids and teens to fight their fights for them hit hard man

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The towel turban is a mystery of physics to us guys.

  • @manticore6963
    @manticore6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a guy with long hair since ~14/15 and grew up in a mostly female household...I have NO IDEA how to make a towel hat. I just let it dry naturally.

  • @antiawarenessawarenessclub
    @antiawarenessawarenessclub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the only channel on youtube whose comments section is as funny as the original content

  • @vulpesstrix6299
    @vulpesstrix6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have brown eyes with a dark (almost purple) ring around them. I feel validated. Thank you.

  • @TheIrishBread
    @TheIrishBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For those of you wondering the gps has to go about mach 1.79 at height before shut down. Also fun fact it probably would have shut down anyway cause it's -56.5 degrees Celsius outside.