Godfrey - Playgrounds Were Designed To Kill Us

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  • @warehousethewoodman3908
    @warehousethewoodman3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Lest we forget: The cement turtle was laced with steel.

  • @Oldsoul305
    @Oldsoul305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Being a comedian that doesn't swear is hard asf, but hes doing it so right

    • @applejuice5635
      @applejuice5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ¡USA! Proud Cuban Patriot Of America ¡USA! He curses a lot for certain bits.

    • @LucySingz
      @LucySingz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russ Singh bruh bye

    • @applejuice5635
      @applejuice5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giovanni Casson What?

    • @deepakrai3495
      @deepakrai3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He actually does swear a lot, watch his other videos but it's ok he is funny

  • @DeathInANuse
    @DeathInANuse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I was there for the transition from metal to plastic slides, and the plastic ones would shock the shit out of you.

    • @Scrutarii
      @Scrutarii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The metal ones are hot as fuck in the summer lol

    • @draxthylocalrespectorofanime
      @draxthylocalrespectorofanime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd rather get shocked then get nerve damage on my ass cheeks and thighs from the hot slide

    • @misslawless6021
      @misslawless6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @hadiamedia
      @hadiamedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Felt that shock deep in my finger bones

    • @JonReynoldsESQ
      @JonReynoldsESQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LoL!!!

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This dude is amazing and working clean. its hard to be this funny and clean

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart6666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I am so glad i was fortunate enough to grow up with all the dangerous shit in the park still. shout out to my 90s folk by the way.

    • @keianawhite7358
      @keianawhite7358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holla Back! oh yeah, i especially remember burning my ass on that 1000 degree steel slide! i mean...it was awful with shorts on...it straight up felt like sitting on a hot griddle or skillet! sometimes i thought about cooking some bacon and eggs on that bastard! LMAO! :D

    • @yellowdart6666
      @yellowdart6666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      swear. they would hold congressional hearings for the shit I went through as a child if it happened now.

    • @keianawhite7358
      @keianawhite7358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yellowdart6666 LMAO :D

    • @Gthere-cs3ow
      @Gthere-cs3ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shiiiiit 80's Texas baby here.

    • @music_istherapy8860
      @music_istherapy8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah!

  • @chezronstevenson6825
    @chezronstevenson6825 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8 years later, Godfrey is evermore on 🔥!
    A true comedian, fabulous at the craft💜

  • @skylaellis
    @skylaellis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I took my nephew to an old playground for nostalgia, he hated it 😂

    • @corrinemills
      @corrinemills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im 15 and i know the pain becuse when i was like 4 at headstart almost everything was metal and i never slid down the slide during the hot days cause i knew i did not want pain.

    • @JonReynoldsESQ
      @JonReynoldsESQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's child abuse.

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't go to the "old playground"'
      he went to "Father's playground", so he could tell his friends that their parents had it Rough!

    • @mohamed_Mustafa9
      @mohamed_Mustafa9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @KrisBrands
      @KrisBrands 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JonReynoldsESQnah 😂 nah that’s survival of the fittest

  • @aissa196
    @aissa196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:20 had me crying!!! The seesaw!! That shit is so true!!!!

  • @larontaylor4975
    @larontaylor4975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    why can't he get the fame Kevin Hart got?

    • @larontaylor4975
      @larontaylor4975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically

    • @crr463
      @crr463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +LaRon Taylor because he is black

    • @larontaylor4975
      @larontaylor4975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +crr463 yeah but he is way funnier then Kevin hart ass

    • @megamarsonic
      @megamarsonic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +crr463 Exactly! They obviously pushed Kevin Hart to the moon because he's Puerto Rican.

    • @c2cmuzik
      @c2cmuzik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +megamarsonic
      I think he was joking...

  • @thinkboutit
    @thinkboutit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Lmao I take my son to an old school playground to rough him up lol

  • @a.l.pittman1762
    @a.l.pittman1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Those playgrounds stopped in the late 2000s maybe 2010 I can't remember, cause I was playing with most of that stuff and I was born in 2003. They had those wood shaving that are big enough you don't cut yourself, but small enough to get inside your shoes and poke your foot and stick to your socks.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's this day care/pre-school by my house that still has old school playground equipment. They eventually bought new plastic playground equipment but they kept the old school playground equipment right next to it. It warms my heart to see kids still using the old school playground equipment, reminds me of my childhood.

  • @CharlaTV
    @CharlaTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    godfrey is lit

  • @radamezprince3505
    @radamezprince3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Maaan ... Nostalgia
    The cement turtle 🐢 though

  • @nilasapphire361
    @nilasapphire361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm 15 and I had the crappy water gun when I was little, they still make them lol

  • @travisknight1360
    @travisknight1360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the steel slide 😂😂

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man i had tears running down my face. So was so funny. Great job sir 👍🏾

  • @b1elal
    @b1elal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This shit needs to go viral, damn that was funny accurate and perfectly executed, Bill Burr sent me here btw

  • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
    @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is damn HILARIOUS....I was proudly raised in Chicago and I remember everything he mentioned LOL

  • @quarteracreadventures855
    @quarteracreadventures855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He nailed our childhood

  • @bboym1k2sh2
    @bboym1k2sh2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm glad to see his show on TH-cam. There was his funniest show here but already been deleated and I was so dissapointed.
    Hope I can watch him more.

  • @zaverdragon1
    @zaverdragon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is a comedic genius using his original comedic style to make this one

  • @XNTKM
    @XNTKM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    clean and funny

    • @humanOctupus
      @humanOctupus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You lame ass ppl suck the life out of comedy

    • @FinneySP
      @FinneySP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also a dirty comic tho. Clean sets are good for business but stop forcing. Stop boxing people into one style

    • @xXshadow187Xx
      @xXshadow187Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wouldnt survive ANDREW SCHULTZ

  • @Emanuelthesinger
    @Emanuelthesinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clean comedy works just as well when you are good at what you do .. Godfrey is Ace in my book

  • @senoracheapee1864
    @senoracheapee1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All those toys in the playground sound like every ghetto...All projects had that cement turtle😆

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember that steel slide ... Not good memories ...

  • @shiestysean
    @shiestysean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved all these things from my childhood

  • @keldonb13
    @keldonb13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    😂😂😂😂😂 Yo I need that scream for my ringtone

  • @blackmidimin6720
    @blackmidimin6720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The podcast is killin it

  • @gray1desires
    @gray1desires 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always awesome Godfrey

  • @mmca9323
    @mmca9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Godfrey, I wish I saw more of him

  • @samanthamorris3063
    @samanthamorris3063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steel horse that didn't work killed me lmao!

  • @osaevbiewoghiren2761
    @osaevbiewoghiren2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So underrrated oh my gosh

  • @blackchocolate7133
    @blackchocolate7133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always thought he was hilarious.

  • @MGStarfire
    @MGStarfire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    my childhood

  • @jaydrains2247
    @jaydrains2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That hot Halloween mask joke was the truth. LoL

  • @rollsroyce2627
    @rollsroyce2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Living legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏾👍🏾

  • @noobert7274
    @noobert7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was small in the late 00’S Finland and we still had all of that. I very often visited England too and they had these slides that were wood, some 10-20”ft tall straight downwards before a curve at the end, and gave me actual burns because of the friction... if you didn’t bring a long sleeves shirt, you fucked up

  • @laylah4710
    @laylah4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Love This Man!

  • @alfred493
    @alfred493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "maks"...his nigerian came out.

    • @Mike-vp1nm
      @Mike-vp1nm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You obviously don't know Godfrey.

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mike-vp1nm but he IS nigerian lol

  • @thephoenix2176
    @thephoenix2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss the good 'ole days AND Fun times w/out tv Or internet- that many will never experience- ooh sowrey!

  • @brandonroach2169
    @brandonroach2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17 and I related to 90% of the things he said then again I live in the poorest state 😂

  • @skineyemin4276
    @skineyemin4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I so remember all of this!!!!!!!

  • @skyboundzoo7529
    @skyboundzoo7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Montreal seems to be a good challenge for comedians.. forces you to be clean and really focus on pure delivery and content

  • @joestroman3431
    @joestroman3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He summarized my whole childhood

  • @brandova83
    @brandova83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The wheel of death...so accurate and so dangerous. That's why I was a spinner.
    1) Grab a bar
    2) Run like a bear is chasing you
    3) Jump back and watch the carnage. 😏🤣 Good times

  • @guillermomonroy7319
    @guillermomonroy7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Old man yells at cloud, tonight at 7. I lived through some of this too and laughed. Love it

  • @magyarmagpie
    @magyarmagpie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And those steel slides were always in direct sunlight.

  • @deangeloedelgado
    @deangeloedelgado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man them steel slides were the worst haaa!

  • @adibreezeable
    @adibreezeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everything he said was and is 💯 %

  • @LalaLala-vv8hs
    @LalaLala-vv8hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This beautiful man is funnier than most comics on youtube with pod cast and HBO specials.....why? Mabe he doesnt want to sell out.

  • @sazonsongs
    @sazonsongs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great bit. I grew up in the city too. Thought he’d talk about those hot ass metal swings that we t 20 feet up in the air...no cushion. 😂

    • @Ladida386
      @Ladida386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We had swing bus. It was a wooden boat with metal holders for 10 kids sitting. 2 kids were standing at the front and back, swinging this board back and forth with their own weight.
      Those who were brave enough stood on their feet without holding while swinging. Such fun!

  • @doncorleon9
    @doncorleon9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's Gaeman, I am Leslie Gaeman
    Your copilot.

  • @trayonrobinson1353
    @trayonrobinson1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those hot metal playground slides were hell sent.

  • @7goldennugget7
    @7goldennugget7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The soccer player with no ball 😭😭😭😂

  • @Zuzana95
    @Zuzana95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    hilarious.

  • @Surayya444
    @Surayya444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GOAT

  • @khaelstorm2552
    @khaelstorm2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Sean Spencer psychic investigator and this is my associate, Godfrey.

  • @deaconnavarro160
    @deaconnavarro160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:59
    Yeahh, tell those jokes, chocolate mr!

  • @_the_unknown_0
    @_the_unknown_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn ! I laughed so hard on this 😂😂

  • @LucySingz
    @LucySingz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn .... 🥰😍

  • @wisemanmalesa6357
    @wisemanmalesa6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 crazy crazy crazy!!!!

  • @finleywinters7010
    @finleywinters7010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So true, you forget the playground games, like jumping on the swing up high, and the hot ass slide when you slide down with no shirt will burn the shit outta you.

  • @imanileday286
    @imanileday286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember that slide 😂

  • @MusicLover-ti6zo
    @MusicLover-ti6zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember that old playground. It was really high, all metal, with the long shiny metal slide that was 1000 degrees in the summer. We had metal bar swings, and a wooden western themes playground with nails and everything. And you know what.. Only one dumbass boy was injured. Those old metal playgrounds made us tough. You learned about truth and consequences pretty quick. It taught us don't do something stupid at the playground or you will get hurt. No parent complaint about the playground they had more important things to do like going to work. They were busy.

  • @cyriszx
    @cyriszx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree on oldschool playgrounds, If metal slides catch a rust over time it became like a food grinder. Fuck those were painful

  • @sinjonezp
    @sinjonezp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny c back in the 80s we had metal slides that were like a 100 feet tall...we had a slide where each part was a horizontal wheel, so kids would try to ski slide down the slide, 80% of the kids went home with injuries during the year lol ...so I get that bit

  • @nuperancher3115
    @nuperancher3115 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Top 5 out now

  • @chrissmith8830
    @chrissmith8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus TH-cam you took forever to find someone that was actually funny. 👍

  • @isaiahbaggett5014
    @isaiahbaggett5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    💀Dead skulls 💀😂😂😂

  • @verounbhim3631
    @verounbhim3631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 is that Tom Cruise with Clark Kent glasses!?

  • @keldonb13
    @keldonb13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol that scream

  • @MatheusRodrigues-tp9kd
    @MatheusRodrigues-tp9kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boyyy I'm 18 but dat metal slide was dangerous af 🤣🤣

  • @alboogie74al
    @alboogie74al 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He was'nt full of buffoonery.... Thats why he was passed up to me

  • @MAFOLEO1
    @MAFOLEO1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    HELL THEM PLASTIC SLIDES ARE STATIC ELECTRIC DEATH TRAPS...
    "WHEEEEEE!!!"
    (POP-POP-POW!!!)
    "AAAAAHHHH!!!"

  • @thebryanpereira
    @thebryanpereira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too underrated

  • @DW-wq2vn
    @DW-wq2vn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the Shouck On The White Mans Face Prisless

  • @rapperbest131
    @rapperbest131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man. This audience is dead.

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg i thought it was just me that thought this

    • @tommyvercetti1210
      @tommyvercetti1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They all laugh and stop simultaneously like some robots

  • @yesika1157
    @yesika1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @veronicamcfarlane8707
    @veronicamcfarlane8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad that Godfrey is showcasing his true talent because he has abandoned his potty mouth

  • @drinkwater5766
    @drinkwater5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The playgrounds haven't change.I was born in 2006

  • @trinnysaysno
    @trinnysaysno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In my Slitheren voice, Godfrey, I wasnt youuu in the worst waayyyyyyyyy!"

  • @timmyreg
    @timmyreg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Godfrey looks younger now in 2019

  • @nemobemo1306
    @nemobemo1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true about the water gun

  • @NilesG902
    @NilesG902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A Black man invented the super soaker

  • @jackschulte6185
    @jackschulte6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Godfrey, 2015: "Spider man can't be black!"
    Marvel: "Write that down! Write that down!"

  • @finleywinters7010
    @finleywinters7010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is so true, that the playground in the hood.

  • @travismcnasty51
    @travismcnasty51 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Godfrey is a vampire.

  • @LosoBaby
    @LosoBaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ThAT wAS fUNNY

  • @mariodubz2685
    @mariodubz2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A black man invented the super soaker BLACK HISTORY

  • @thejakker6369
    @thejakker6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup. Victim here of the merry go round yeet.
    Bakersfield. Summer. 100+ degrees. METAL SLIDES!!
    ....Yes. They wanted us dead.🎠🔥💀

  • @keithmburu5858
    @keithmburu5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro 😭😭 i miss the merri go round😭 wat happened

  • @oomflem
    @oomflem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    In fairness, I have a permanent burn mark on my wrist from burning it on a plastic slide in the hot sun.

  • @allyturner2024
    @allyturner2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I miss the REAL playgrounds. 😢

  • @KrisBrands
    @KrisBrands 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 70’s 80’s playgrounds were lol.

  • @sychowalker
    @sychowalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I have a super soaker

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny where I'm from we created play grounds out of Mountainside.....

  • @MrPrimus004
    @MrPrimus004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    No deadlier park than in manhattan, ks. They had a giant wooden hamster wheel. If you went in with friends, and you were the slowest one...your parents were speakin at your eulogy. Good time memory.

    • @Reevesbeatz1
      @Reevesbeatz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Optimus Prime004 whoa! That’s crazy! That’s worse than just the merry go round

  • @naeem-hf7xx
    @naeem-hf7xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what’s he talking about i had that same water gun and i’m only 19 rn🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rebecca-asdf
    @Rebecca-asdf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    and now Spider-Man is black 😏