Kokichi: “What kind of leader are you?” Me: “A bad one.” ~~ Me listening for like the fifth time: Kokichi: *Repeatedly saying he isn’t sick* Me: “Are you lying or are you delirious from the sickness?”
random headcanon i think everyone would enjoy: Kokichi says when he’s lying as a compulsion because some of his dice members and neurodivergent and cant process tone :) brought to you by a nd person with shit tone processing
@@ren1770 oh yeah and um hes gotta gun and hes literally yelling that he will kill kokichi snd he will claim.what is his you better calm your manz DOWN
Kokichi : i dont need someone like you to help me- Me : ok then let me set the rules 1. You will not contact me in any way 2. You may not come in my dorm 3. No cuddles 4. You may not tell jokes to me 5. You will not hug me 6. You will not flirt with me 7. you will not give me kisses if you plan on doing that anyways. 8. You may not cook me anything nor ask me for help 9. We will never partner when we are trying to find out whos the culprit 10. you may not sneak up and scare me or drag me into your room for no reason and even if your the culprit kill someone else and no purple panta And this is for a week. 😃❤😎😎
Time to take care of a sick Kokichi ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆ Make sure you guys are staying hydrated, rested, and eating something if possible! And for Kyler: make sure you're resting, too!
Me:class Also me:gets notification Also also me:I don‘t want to go to class anymore *leaves teams* (I joined back don‘t worry-) Hope you get better Kyler because you‘re not feeling well(well atleast that‘s what the description says-)
You’re Kokichi Always Light Up My Day..No..All You’re Video Light Up My Day! 🥺🥺 I’m Still Kinda Sick So Me And Kokichi can be sick together Even Though I’m the One Taking Care Of Him And Me! Thanks Kyler! 🤍☺️
YOU ARE PHSYCIC!! YOU KNEW I WAS ON A KOKICHI HIGH!! this was fun lmao, i just wanted to pick him up and put him on the bed myself for most of that thank you for the wonderful content again kyler, you phsycic!
Awww poor kokichi well at least we took care of him right and thanks for posting this video!❤️❤️❤️❤️ and again how are you feeling? Are you feeling better
Kokichi: "Your trying to be helpful?" Me: "WELL AT LEAST I'M TRYING!" (it's just I'm a big thunder and yeah.... That's what I mean with that.. I don't really help much people. Well there are people who I'm helping. Only people I trust.. I also have trust issues. Soo yeah... I hope I explained it good enough..)
I am also sick i dont have covid- im just sick so I'm glad I found this im also someone who can't sleep alot- and im surprised my school didn't think I had covid, I also had a headache... AND I STILL DO
This is just an idea! (If you want!) Maybe you can make one where kokichi helps listener with insecurities? I think that would be nice! (Again just an idea and keep doing what you do!)
Kokichi: Who sleeps at night time
Me: well definitely not me
I get 0 sleep
No sleep gang! 😙✌
@@PastelDollastic #nosleepgang 🤪✌
Yes Definitely Never Like Sleeping 😏👌
Its 3 rn haha *e n d m e -*
Get sleep bish
plot twist: he's lying about being sick and just wants attention
THIS.
I'm Done
Seems like something he'd do
uwu XDDDDD
I mean...he would 😭
Kokichi: “What kind of leader are you?”
Me: “A bad one.”
~~
Me listening for like the fifth time:
Kokichi: *Repeatedly saying he isn’t sick*
Me: “Are you lying or are you delirious from the sickness?”
Lying ? Or Delirious?
*both. He’s lying about not being sick because he’s delirious and can’t remember something that happened two seconds ago*
UwU
the little "yup yup" was fUCKING ADORABLE ✋😭
kokichi im not si-
me immediately: YES YOU ARE
Haha
lmao 😂
:D
random headcanon i think everyone would enjoy: Kokichi says when he’s lying as a compulsion because some of his dice members and neurodivergent and cant process tone :) brought to you by a nd person with shit tone processing
Awwww so they can know 😭😭😭💕💕💕 I love that!! I’m nd too
:D
I love it and I have shit tone processing problems because tone goes right over my head
YIPPEE
*happy ADHD and Autism noises*
Me: **2am, can't sleep and thinks about pulling an all nighter**
KylerVA: "Not today" **posts new video**
Nagisa ur epik
Nagisa karma is trying to find you so he can force you to wear a sailor moon outfit i suggest you start running
@@salaundraross Oh no.. NOT SAILOR MARS AGAIN
@@ren1770 oh yeah and um hes gotta gun and hes literally yelling that he will kill kokichi snd he will claim.what is his you better calm your manz DOWN
@@salaundraross When does Karma do not have a gun with him? Also- WHY KOKICHI?! HE'S BABY
I’ve never zoomed to TH-cam so quick in my life
0:25 NEE HE HE THIS IS SO CUTE
Nagito.. ._. Go back to hell ❤😃✋❤
I am jk lmao
@@salaundraross LMFAO
Stealing my laugh huh? >:(
@@_Chaos.Crow_ Awww dont worry yours is.better since that is your laugh after all 😁
Kokichi : i dont need someone like you to help me-
Me : ok then let me set the rules
1. You will not contact me in any way
2. You may not come in my dorm
3. No cuddles
4. You may not tell jokes to me
5. You will not hug me
6. You will not flirt with me
7. you will not give me kisses if you plan on doing that anyways.
8. You may not cook me anything nor ask me for help
9. We will never partner when we are trying to find out whos the culprit
10. you may not sneak up and scare me or drag me into your room for no reason and even if your the culprit kill someone else and no purple panta
And this is for a week. 😃❤😎😎
@Celestia ludenberg oh yeah 😎
"I'm not sick" , that is just what a person who is sick would say
Time to take care of a sick Kokichi ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆ Make sure you guys are staying hydrated, rested, and eating something if possible! And for Kyler: make sure you're resting, too!
I do kinda get angry when someone lies about not being sick-
I do care about ppl so yeah-
Omg he sounds different because he is sick :0
*I AM YOUR DOCTER NOW*
😃yes
Wuwuwuwuwuw
Me:class
Also me:gets notification
Also also me:I don‘t want to go to class anymore *leaves teams* (I joined back don‘t worry-)
Hope you get better Kyler because you‘re not feeling well(well atleast that‘s what the description says-)
Awe thank you! You’re so kind🤍
@@KylerVA the missing gun is always there for anyone who needs help(i don’t care if it’s something like comfort or murder because gun-) ✨
Aww wuwuwuwu
Kokichi: *I'M NOT SICK*
1:54 IM NOT THICK
Or is he...?🙃🙃🙃
XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD
*Sees notification and immediately clicks*
Kokichi: I'm not sick
Me: I don't give a f , now LAY DOWN
Just read a sad comic about kokichi, and now I get to listen to this to revive my heart 😌
thank you for the mercy
i can't find my phone so that's cool. well HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKAN (and my sister.)
kokichi: cough
me cannot go to school in Vietnam because corona: umm
uhh
aihckwcgkluwd
BRO WHEN I SAW THIS I GOT SO EXCITED I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
Wait you watch then too😲👌 nice
@@YourMom-jl9dz yes! Certified nice 👍 😊
XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD
Whenever I heard the knock I said “Get away 👹👹👹👹”
Don't worry Nurse Neziko is here!
◇o◇
Your so pretty!
Lets call Mikan uvu
Kokichi: *saying how he's not sick*
Me: stubborn bastard
I just woke up to this, no more sleep for me
Kokichi:"That was a lie it's night time I just wanted to say good morning because I thought it would be hilarious"
me:"But were in a killing game..."
Kokichi: I tricked you into thinking I was sick!
Me: ... including increasing your body temperature?
*_The Grape boy is here_*
Cucumber Approved
PROTECC HIM
*You have called the protection squad?*
@@kyoaika1836*indeed*
Kokichi: who sleeps at nighttime
Me: …true…
Kokichi”your a silly one you know that?”
Me- “yes. And your a checkerboard.”
Kokichi: I’m not gonna lay in bed all day
Me: *get in the bed before I punch you*
Kokichi: who even sleeps at night time
Me: everyone-💀
Kokichi:It's none of your business
Me:I'm the ultimate doctor yes, it is.(bc I love medical stuff)
I’m so tired from school. This audio really boosted up my energy for the day, thank you so much! Such perfect timing too 🥺💗
Istg everytime I think about kylers audios I see a new video is uploaded , Y’all can call me the manifesting queen 😩🪄🪄
CODE RED‼️‼️ HE HES COVID💥‼️
(coughs)
“ThAt WaS nOt A CoUgH
I'll get sick with kokichi idc
XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD
Finally some good food for a Kokichi Simp
Me: you need to lie down
Kokichi: NO-
Me: Ok *picks up and lies him down*
I'm here to take care of anyone in need! 👍
I LOVE YUR KOKICHI IMPRESION
Thank you!! 🤍
@@KylerVA no problem ^^
Just listen.... Sick Shuichi Saihara x listener 🤧👌
.
.
I really love your voice 🤧😭♥️
I watched all of your Shuichi Saihara videos.... Cause I love him 😭♥️♥️ and your voice is so calming and cute 🤧👌
Nice 7u7
Me two seconds ago: Why are all the comments danganronpa fans?
In conclusion I am a next level idiot
IM SORRY IM LATEE AAAAAA
This is so frikin sweet.
Why am I commenting as Kokichi-
ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This is now of my fav videos
Kokichi: I am NOT sick!!
Me: ahem.. MISS GORL-
Koki:Im not sick
Me:Pulls hair* JUST LAY DOWN IDIOT!!
yes ouma asmr >:) I'm here
Im here again i love this😌🤚
Him: if you keep defying me then we’re gonna have a problem
Me:oh yea? What are you gonna do, Cough on me? Go to bed
Welp- my day got better 😧✨🍇
Kokichivirus?! 😳
Yes
You’re Kokichi Always Light Up My Day..No..All You’re Video Light Up My Day! 🥺🥺
I’m Still Kinda Sick So Me And Kokichi can be sick together Even Though I’m the One Taking Care Of Him And Me!
Thanks Kyler! 🤍☺️
Of course lovely!🤍
Uwuwuwuwu
“Are you the ultimate nurse?”
Me “no I’m the ultimate mom friend.”
"No I'm the Ultimate Watcher, your sick-"
Kokichi lay down we’ll play checkers using your scarf and just chill so you feel better.
I will take care of him!
Nice thing to wake up in the morning
kokichi: good morning
me: morning my beautiful angel baby
also another one
kokichi: its to hot!🥲😠
me and almost all other kokichi simps: bitch so is u and i ain't complaining ✨😌
me: **has covid**
Kokichi: **is sick**
me again: *”oH NO DID I GIVE YOU THE CORONA D:”*
I hope you’re feeling better from being sick!!
Btw I see you on a whole heap of Kokichi x listener vids😛
XDDDDD oh no
This triggers my COVID anxiety but I watched it anyway 😌☕️
Well I woke up this morning and I saw this nofication!! 💖💖😁
OMFG I LOVE UR KOKICHI VOICE SO MUCHO AAAA
I'm actually sick right now how didi you
No I'm actually
Kyler you goddess
Time to take care of you then-
@@PastelDollastic 😭😭❤❤
* 5 hours ago *
Me :Welp- heck ima still enjoy it anyways so eh ➖👄➖
YOUR PFP IS AMAZING OMFL AHAHAHAHHA
Most of this is just arguing with him about him being sick but I love it
See kokichi must watch o.o
TIME TO PUT MY HEADPHONES INNNNNNNN
YOU ARE PHSYCIC!! YOU KNEW I WAS ON A KOKICHI HIGH!!
this was fun lmao, i just wanted to pick him up and put him on the bed myself for most of that
thank you for the wonderful content again kyler, you phsycic!
@Celestia ludenberg i think i saw you somewhere before too! was it a makoto asmr??
UvU hehe
K: do you ever think I would ever lie to you me: I'm pretty sure you lie like all the time or yeah there is no or
Pov:u say good morning at the night and Good evening at the day
This video made me feel better
He got that corona
Awww poor kokichi well at least we took care of him right and thanks for posting this video!❤️❤️❤️❤️ and again how are you feeling? Are you feeling better
I’m feeling a little better! Thank you for asking. You’re so sweet🤍
@@KylerVA that’s good! Just make sure to drink water or get a rag and put it on your head if you have a headache ok stay safe ok
Wuwuwuwuw cuteee
I hope you feel better soon Kyler! ❤
Thank you🤍
Uwuwuwuw
The laugh is so cute omg!
Yes!!!💕💕
This made me so happy i-
Me after the video: finally I got that bich to sleep 🥲😓🥲😓
Kokichi:"who goes to sleep at night"
Me:......true......
Kokichi: "Your trying to be helpful?"
Me: "WELL AT LEAST I'M TRYING!"
(it's just I'm a big thunder and yeah.... That's what I mean with that.. I don't really help much people. Well there are people who I'm helping. Only people I trust.. I also have trust issues. Soo yeah... I hope I explained it good enough..)
I remember fighting with kokichi on chai
I also remember that I have to gaslight kokichi into thinking I like punishment
And i oop-
Im finally watching your videos again :D
And i love the upgrades :> like, the background behind kokichi, something like that dhdgdnej
Awe thank you!
Kokichi: What are you, the Ultimate Nurse?
My Danganronpa oc that works in the medical field: close, but no.
(She’s the Ultimate Medical Illustrator)
Kokichi: im not sick
Me: u r lyin right
Me: ok time to get up and get ready for today
Kyler VA: nope not today *𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤*
Me:*𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙖 𝙠𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙖𝙨𝙢𝙧* ok one more
I found my Phone. :))
That’s great!
I am also sick i dont have covid- im just sick so I'm glad I found this im also someone who can't sleep alot- and im surprised my school didn't think I had covid, I also had a headache... AND I STILL DO
Hey hey! Are you feeling any better? If not I hope you do soon, It’s horrible being sick
T〰T If you can’t post rn that’s totally fine!
I’m still sick but I will be okay! Thank you for your kind words! 🤍
XDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDD
@@luna-chan2864 what-
KOKICHI HAS CORONA
I have corona
XDn't
NO NOT THE CHECKER BOARD
Kokichi : There's absoulutly nothing wrong with me
Me whose seen the title : hm I doubt it
YASSS💕
This is just an idea!
(If you want!) Maybe you can make one where kokichi helps listener with insecurities? I think that would be nice! (Again just an idea and keep doing what you do!)
Awww I love this😭
🧯 Nah ima need you to stay 6 feet away from me I don’t want yo sickness
Angie what are you doing here-
I’m sorry for ruining the 69 comments but actually I’m not sorry
2:55
not me ;-;
Dont worry past me, my sleep schedule is better now 😌