As a mom I want to thank you for making clean and kid friendly videos. I know I never have to worry when the kids are watching Dan TDM. I can be sure they aren't going to hear any cursing or see anything inappropriate. Also you are funny and easy to listen to. And for a parent who has to overhear what the kids are watching all day that is important LOL. :)
Slotha Nator exactly! I only have one toca game I kept begging my mom and she got the hair salon. But I want THE KITCHen I’m still grateful for the one I have
Coming back to all these amazing videos after 5 years just brings back soo many memories and I remember coming home after school and immediately watching your videos and they would always cheer me up
I used to play this game a lot, I always enjoyed making the customer disgusted, and I just blending and schooling the stuff was really fun ;-; memories
I believe I can fly I got shot by the pizza guy All I wanted was some onion rings From McDonald's or Burger King I believe I can die I ate some pizza pie Even though that's not a thing so free pizza all the way
Me: What smoothie should me make today Dad: I don't know Me: I know, let's make a smoothie with a tentacle and mayonnaise, ketchup, lemon, salt, pepper, hot sauce and vinegar! Dad: What a great idea!!
POV: *your watching this in 2023, six years later to bring back childhood memories* Admit it, I know I ain't alone. Dan: *freaking out because he "killed someone"* Also Dan: *laughs at their death 2 seconds later*
Dan if you are reading this i just wanna say that you are the best youtuber ever and one more thing, once i saw a game called '' Cluster Truck '' and i thought you would like it. From your Fan You are the best :)
The thing i like about dan is that he always plays kid games and is nice and friendly even if he is an adult. He is like total opposite of pewdiepie, jacksepticeye, markiplier....
hey Jack , pewds and Mark are funny too .. they are just not Kids friendly .. like the show : friends , how i met your mother and two and a half men ... right? have you guys seen this tv show? its adult joke tv show ..
As a mom I want to thank you for making clean and kid friendly videos. I know I never have to worry when the kids are watching Dan TDM. I can be sure they aren't going to hear any cursing or see anything inappropriate. Also you are funny and easy to listen to. And for a parent who has to overhear what the kids are watching all day that is important LOL. :)
And he still does it :)
fnaf is fine u just dont watch poppy playtime
Dont watch his spiderman vids
:()
@@scottamandarobertson3255 why?
I loved when toca games were free.
Same
Right?!
YES
Especially kitchen 2
Slotha Nator exactly! I only have one toca game I kept begging my mom and she got the hair salon. But I want THE KITCHen
I’m still grateful for the one I have
DAN!! MORE!!!! MORE!!!!! I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!! LIKE IF U AGREE!
29 seconds ago :O
yeah play it again!!!
yes!!!
YEAH
Hi
Dan
Coming back to all these amazing videos after 5 years just brings back soo many memories and I remember coming home after school and immediately watching your videos and they would always cheer me up
SAME
Saaaaaaameee
Same
Same
Same!
That intro is a ancient. This WAS MY CHILDHOOD
Lom
I remember when that intro was new
Yeah
U guys hating?
@@nathanmcgrath9922 I don’t think you read the comment right... they are doing the opposite of hating
I used to play this game a lot, I always enjoyed making the customer disgusted, and I just blending and schooling the stuff was really fun ;-; memories
Same, Memories...
@@L0giBlack mhmm, but now it costs money..
Lol i dont play this game
@@anaibyun8030 ITS COST MONEY NOW?!?!
I mean yeah, the games are good but its not so amazing it should cost money
vbbbbbbnkk Icono
*cries in nostalgia*
I'm looking back at all the videos from Dan that I used to watch a while ago and i-
Remembering all this is great.
Same for me. I made a playlist of dans old vids that I watched and loved
Ye it brings me back to when he used to play troll face quests
The Nostalgia is to great for us..
2022
@@raidenei4458 2030
“This is one of my signature dishes!bread with tomato ketchup!”
*Gordan Ramsay has left the chat*
How do you make words bold??
Yes how
§[^|_|~[{}7€$~|§§\\>>]
*hi*
I figured it out you need to put * infront and behind the word
*yay*
“I will cook dinner”
Puts meatballs in oven for 5 hours
Lmao 😂
LMFAO
@@Shifty519YT *aaaaa*
To crispy MAKE MOREEEE
@@CMBGAMER2018TV ahh the wonders of extra aaaaa’s lol
🤣
“I’ll make something normal”
**cooks strawberry in an oven**
xD
X)
(:•
>
XD
Dan:I’m gonna cook something normal
Also dan: *deep fry’s bread and cooks strawberrys in the oven*
Deep fried bread is good! 😡
@@gregwagner8182 That kind of bread exists?
anyone gonna ignore how he FRIED A PINEAPPLE
@@agentlitisprettycool I’ve never had fried pineapple but it sounds really good maybe I should try that
*Strangely toasted bread and oven made jam*
It's so good coming back to the old days and rewatching the best videos in history
Your right
Hi Beanos
I wouldn't go that far but there are good.
@@loki4807 They*
Yep
Dan “let’s make something normal”
Also Dan: *kills a girl with smoothie*
LOL 😂 that’s such an OOF
Rebecca Tiffany *yes*
THEY CAN DIE WHAT
Tiffuny_Miyuma
Haha!
I remember this 4 years ago and it inspired me to make them all faint
Lolll 💀😂
lol
à qûøţę fřøm mə...
*death is fun*
YOU MURDERER
Yeah so funny
Dan:I think that's a pufferfish
Dragonfruit:Am I a joke to you
It's a avocado
@@pholachoung3115 Why would an avocado be blue and have spikes?
Dragonfruits blue?!! Am i missing an education?
Seeds are different
its a devil fruit from one piece lol
I watched this in 2016, watching it again, god the intro give memories.
It’s so true tho the wave of nostalgia when I hear the “press start” song
Sorry you might have no replies
Easily rememberable
I watched this when it was only 6 hours after he uploaded it, now it's 43800+ hours (:
God is a pen
Dan is a highlighter
God drew the world
Dan makes it brighter
True
what
Sheetal Shylesh beautiful
Taytay Gamer
Taytay Gamer sooooooo true
Dan do bean boozled! With Jemma!
Like IF you agree! 👍👍👍
Search it up and eat it It's fun
She is ok being on camera
OMG did you wached my videos?! cuz I made a video on this please please please check out my chanel!!!
Ya do that too plz
Dan: I'll start with something normal
Also Dan: *makes fried bread with ketchup*
Lol
Wait that’s not normal?
I have fried bread with ketchup every morning and your saying it’s not normal?
@@makthemaniac1 same
*facts.*
Ninja Octopus my mum puts ketchup on everything
Man these were the good days, I’m not saying Dan is bad now what I’m saying is that the nostalgia is nice and Dan today is really good still
dan: let’s make something normal
*makes fried bread with ketchup*
alexis jaye nothing more normal than that
Lol
Cxxkiegacha LOL!!😆😂😆😂
@@b4nd4g3s9 Yeah! My dad has that for breakfast everyday!!!!
*sarcasm*
Crystaline Snow y e s
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love DanTDM
How about you?”
I love DanTDM so much
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love DanTDM
Thank you for asking! 😊🙏
I love Dan he is a awesome 😎
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love DanTDM
Thank you
YAS HES AMAZING
At the Beggining: You can create wonderful food!
At the end: I killed someone...
2019 anyone? 😄
Yup
Yup
@Nora Pikšena R u from the future
Cheesy Gachaverse me
Meh
Let’s be honest, at this point our parents didn’t raise us Dan did.
Stampy cat also raised me so lol
YEEEEEEEEËEEET
LÖOOOOO[OOOOOOOOOL
Ýüïö]+×ëŕț_ä@ď$ģ&*ķļż'ć:;ń~ yeet
@@TheJorge1128 are you okay???
* Intro: Press start
Me: No, it automatically starts when you click on the video
2020 anyone?
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOL
I’m watching this in 2020 ;-;
me
Teddy Roman same
Me
4:34
(Whispers) oh snap!
No ooohhh em
Lol
A gacha life and Dantm fan I give you respects
DanTDM: DRINK THE SMOOTHIE!
*Girl falls and vomits*
DanTDM: I KILLED SOMEONE!!!!!!!!! *Escapes*
The Nostalgia TH-cam Never Dies
Remember that intro amazing
2019?
super ridlash no I’m from39272718162 ākėśčńžåqp(øgjżvcbd= 39272718162 it’s a new language frame the Future
2020
Yeee
I’m from 3013
Meegggyyyyyyy
The old thumbnails and the old intro make me feel things
Nice pfp!!!
Same
am i just being retarded or is your pfp supposed to be sexuality flags in a cool mix?
Nice pro my guy
It’s because we have watched him when we where little so now when we see him them times we get memories
I remember these good ol' days before Fortnite
same
I hate fortnite so much I wish it was not a thing. I’ve watched fortnite and there’s nothing special. I’ve seen people be toxic in their community
OofFriends ROBLOX same no offense but all the Fortnite videos are Getting boring
Patrick Grantham I hate fort nite
FORTNITE SUCKS!
11:08 "WE KILLED HER! **runs away**"
“We killed her! Guys!”
No you ain’t gonna drag me in this...
Oh my gosh yeah
LOL
Lol
Noooooooo!!!!!!
She was my friend!!!!!!!!
A Adams No she wasn’t.
I use to have this game
I played it a lot
Me too
I still have it
Feed the monster a crit🤢🤮😤
I use to have it on my Samsung but it costs money on IOS 😭
It used to be free
Me: *Has watch this over 6 times*
TH-cam: He won’t mind.....
Huh?
What?
Ohhh
**reccomends same video 897,094,992 times**
@@dogsareawesome9197 ikr
“This start with something normal”
*Continues to fry bread and put ketchup on it*
I got the app. And I made everyone pass out
ok...
Typhon _Creates me too
I did a smoothie with everything in it
_-Kea Gerondis-_ make a veggie or seafood smoothie and puts TONS all the ingredients in it
Typhon _Creates u a bad boy/girl
Dan:OMG I KILLED HER BY JUST A SMOOTHIE!
Girl:IM OK
Me:what
I love DanTDM
she fainted, not died...
Padmapaddu same
Lol
XD
THIS WAS RELEASED 3 YEARS AGO?! 3?! TIME PASSES BY FAST I-
Yeah
Oml yess
I,m watching in 2020 so 4 years
This video was made in 2016
The blue thing is sonic
This video still hits hard after 7 years
Dan: gives girl smoothie
also dan: she won’t EAT it it’s a smoothie
I see the mistake
oh...
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the pizza guy
All I wanted was some onion rings
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can die
I ate some pizza pie
Even though that's not a thing
so free pizza all the way
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky all I wanted was a chicken wing from McDonald's or Burger King 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Book:ewww! why is this song a ripoff of I believe I can fly?
Omg hahahhahahahahahahahahaahahhhhhahahahaha
@@RickAnimations Shut up at least it is funny
Arsh Aman n ni nic nice s so son song
Me: What smoothie should me make today
Dad: I don't know
Me: I know, let's make a smoothie with a tentacle and mayonnaise, ketchup, lemon, salt, pepper, hot sauce and vinegar!
Dad: What a great idea!!
Sami Numan do you mean Dan?
Renne Toledo no he or she don’t she means a dad out there
Sharnia Greatbatch okay i did’t get it. It’s cause you know auto correct, so I thought she meant dan . Thanks anyway👍
WHAT THE 😳 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤯🤯🤥🤥😒🙄😬😷
He is a good you5uber
So, why are you in prison again?
*"I gave someone a smoothie"*
*flashbacks to holes*
@@ukalik i o Hola X.
Oh.. so that's how everybody randomly shows up in jail in video games.
LOL 😂
Dan: "lets make something he will enjoy!"
Also Dan: "puts pineapple in fry pan"
LMAO so funny _lol_
What’s wrong with cooked pineapple?
no one:
the games my class played on the school ipads in 1st grade:
Hi
Hi
OMG Roblox I did school ipad in kindergarten now I do chromebook in 1st grade
YOU HAD SCHOOL I PADS?!? LUCKY
You got to play games?!?! Bro your so lucky
This game is old
He’s playing it here
Feel old yet?😂😂😂😂😂
This video was made 3 years ago..
*W H A T*
@@saturn2049 yeah
I play it am 8
Yeah. 😅
Man, he really changed over time I grew up watching him and some others
Smoothie: I’m a evil smoothie hahahhaahhahahahaha >:)
Person: yummy smoothie
FIVE
MINS LATER
person : I feel grea- X(
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅😆😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😅😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
XDXDXXDDXXDDXXXDXXDD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😋🤣🤣😂😂😊🤣🤣😂😂😋😃😉😍😁😚😍😅😉😍😁😍😊😍😉😁😘😊😍😋😎😎😙😀😍😍😁😊😍😚😃😀😎😊😎😚😎😉😍😁😂😄😍😉😍😉😄😆😎😎😊😙😎😎😉😉😎😊😎😙😍😆😘😁😄😅😀😄😂😃😂😄😁😃😁😃😁
haha
Dan: *Kills her with death smoothie*
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
FBI OPEN UP BANG!
Boi you doin' dead memes
No
Hey Dan,me and my cousin found a lot of new way to make the characters in the game faint. So play the game again in your latest
ewest video
Yeah
How do u do it?
how do you do it
There's something about the opening music that just hits the heart ahh the nostalgia
anyone watching in 2018/2019
Yup
Yes
Definitely
Absolutely
i am
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me watch this 2018
Me: I've played this game before, and it's family friendly!
Me when I watched 11:08 - 11:13 =/ wut?
please make another episode please pretty please
Fury Water bottle ye i am :D
I'm also muslim!!!!
SieraNekoCraft :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Am a Muslim too!
omg so many :D
Its so amazing to come back to his older videos and remember your childhood, I cant be the only one
I love Dantdm
Dan tdm!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The killing begins at 11:01.
You're welcome :)
O
You are the best Dan
Terry Rothenbuhler ij
Terry Rothenbuhler ij
Terry Rothenbuhler gvunuhhtrctrggyunuihbfuxt
ShipsWaters79 ShipsHerrera omg no
True.
Dan: Is it a pufferfish? Me: Dan its a dragonfruit!
Who else loves the way he says smoothie?
AHHHHHHHHHH DAN IS MURDER!!!!!!
Lolz =w=)b
Lol .__.
No he isnt
@@ash34149 it was a joke
Dan: absolutely Exquisite mustache
Me: his name is mumbo
Holdino76 mumbo jumbo
@@imronhamzah6472 mumbo jumbo lumbo
Hahaha very funny
Wow
Dumbo
POV: *your watching this in 2023, six years later to bring back childhood memories*
Admit it, I know I ain't alone.
Dan: *freaking out because he "killed someone"*
Also Dan: *laughs at their death 2 seconds later*
OH MY GOD I LOVE THE TOCA SERIES PLAY MORE!!!
Dude,this was made 2 years ago he’s not gonna see your comment
@@riyamohari2759 but you did so
@@EliASDF They did but there isn't much of a chance that Dan would go back to this vid. I don't know if he even remembers it.
oh my God
Too late.
I made my charters drink raw steak and fried mushroom smoothies, dragonfruit in the oven and water tomato sauce 🍅
Smartieaniamls Aj did he enjoy it XD
Pls do more of this Dan!
Like if you agree!
Life lesson: don’t let Dan be an sea food chef
4:39 That was an artichoke ... a blue one.
2:26
me:watches
Dan: i think this is spaghetti
me: oh wait im eating spaghetti
What is the game called?
Ellyorangecat toca kitchen 2
LOL DANTDM ♡
really dan
4:18 in Japan burping and slurping is Appreciating the food.
KONICHIWA!!!!!!!!
Pandas in japan and i
He said yet
@@st4rry..echo_ nah pandas are China's thing
5:22
Dan: I'm so good at this game!
Also Dan: Puts carrot in deepfryer
Dan: we're gonna fry the pinnaple just because we can
Man: mmm
Dan: SHE DIED!!!!!
3 seconds later and Dan gets in his chair
Dan: She's alive .__.
Thank all you so for your time and your family and I hope that you’re all good thank
XD that’s my favorite part
._.
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
she got oofed xD
This is one of my favorite games because of how weird it is
"Let's just put it in the oven and see what happens"
-Best sentence of 2016
Rose's are red.
Violets are blue.
Dan's hair is blue.
Why is the subscribe button grey??
Didn't even rhyme
Tacoboy79 don’t say that I liked
They don't even CARE!!😲😲😲
idk XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just saying nobody cares if it doesn't rhyme.
Octodad is offended...
he's dead*
He's dead sorry for your loss we didn't want too tell you HAHAHAHA JUST BECAUSE NOBODY LIKED HIM
That's just an octopus..
yes he is
+likepigs
I know, I like squid, and octopus should taste good if I like sushi
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dan hates the dab
And I do too.
@Samuel Bullock you need to be caught by the dab police
hey thats mean
dab dab dab
I’m part of the dab police cause I HATE THE DAB!!!
The dab police won’t take me dead or alive!
Nostalgia i’m watching old dantdm videos and i’m getting memories
who else was playing along with dan and doing the exact same thing he did? XD
me
Meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McLaren Booth me
Your so good
McLaren Booth I did
When you burn a pineapple you BURN SPONGEBOB! !!!!!
H3hahahahahaha
poor spongebob noooooooooooooooooo
I know very sad
Wait.. You burn his house,
Ya you burn his house
He killed that lady with the Death smoothie
Ice Cool Gamer 9
Ice
Ice Cool Gamer How dare he
I have this game and I killed her
o you are right !!!!! Dan killd someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o no
Dan:Weird blue thing...
Us:Dragon fruit
Dan if you are reading this i just wanna say that you are the best youtuber ever and one more thing, once i saw a game called '' Cluster Truck '' and i thought you would like it.
From your Fan
You are the best :)
Vinny Gamer Videos he is the best youtuber
Vinny Gamer Videos is it truck or traffic
Vinny Gamer Videos
no you suck
play gta
Fried bread sounds good.the next day mom can I have fried bread for lunch
That was terrible...
Grace Dunbar I love fried breadb
Best TH-camr ever I love you DanTDM you're the best Uber TH-camr ever
Lucky DanTDM use best TH-camr ever love Chris Paul
Fried bread is a rap thing you know
Hey Dan! Would you ever consider playing on MCPE servers? You can hide chat now to block bad words :) Just an idea. Love you Dan!!
Yea i wish he Played on Mcpe more! 😉
Its so good coming back after 100 years
The thing i like about dan is that he always plays kid games and is nice and friendly even if he is an adult. He is like total opposite of pewdiepie, jacksepticeye, markiplier....
Agreed
But Jacksepticeye is a nice person and an inspiration too all people.
He is one of the best TH-camrs ever, and he is sincere and always thanks his subscribers.
but happy wheels is 12+...
hey Jack , pewds and Mark are funny too .. they are just not Kids friendly .. like the show : friends , how i met your mother and two and a half men ... right? have you guys seen this tv show? its adult joke tv show ..
Dan’s old intro... brings back memories 💔
Yes
Yes indeed
The hot sauce is green because it uses green pepper
Aussies: it’s tomato sauce!
Americans: No! It’s Ketchup
Dan: TOMATO KETCHUP
What if Gordon Ramsey replaced the guy with the mustache
THE BREAD IS UNDERCOOKED
WHERESTHE LAMB SAUCE!!?
AAAAAAAAAA
4:17 Weird monster burps
DanTDM: Eww that's Disgusting
As a Superhero in training, I want you all to let your actions be the fist to the face of fear!!
*Have a Heroic day my friends.
can we group up against the youtube heroes! Civil war style
Yeah
watch my latest video about minecraft animations it's unbelievable epic i promiseè!
50 likes please its my waffle dream
I remember my brother getting your book he loved your channel he rarely watches you now but I love waching yoi :>
dantdm I dare you to make that last smoothie u made on there in real life and drink it like if u agree
That blue fruit is dragon fruit
Elijah Datmagurun I think it’s actually an artichoke
I don't know wat it is but I still feed it to them
Dragon fruit is pink and green.
Gabriela Weber you can get blue dragon fruit I have seen it
Elijah Datmagurun dats a frozen avacado
ITS DRAGON FRUIT.
I new dat!
Lina Liu it’s a frozen avacado
Dragon fruit had lot of Seeds but still edible its just a small seed tho
Oh
The majority dragon fruits are red but I think there can be blue ones..
back when he wasn’t lazy and his videos were actully good
Bruh he posted daily back then and he’s been doing TH-cam for ages and he has a son now dumbass give him a brake