@@giacatnguyen9635 I think you'd have to do it on GBA, pretty sure it's the only console that has a Metroidvania Castlevania game while also having a Metroid game and a Zelda game.
WHY CAN'T METROID CRAWL?!? Man, that's an old one. I miss that, those were simpler days Also: I'm excited just to see someone play Super Metroid again. Such a good game
Watch the bow be in vanilla spot. JARED THE THIEF IN MINI-MOLDORM CAVE GIVES YOU SOMETHING FOR TALKING TO HIM. In rando, the Torizo only attacks you if you have the Morph Ball Bombs. 43:57 : CONGRATULATIONS, you don't have an important item through the Gauntlet.
Steven Chung aw dang it man you spoiled that for me! If your gonna do something like that place it low so that the reader had to press “read more” to see it, and put the word spoilers above it.
@@shard7549 Dude, there are 10 Arrows on the thumbnail, it was gonna happen regardless. AND it's a near-hour long episode. If I wasn't going to say something, someone else would've.
Steven Chung but I don’t know that it was gonna happen this video. That coulda been shot a reference to the older one, And it’s hard to see. It’s not exactly centered.
@@shard7549 Look, I feel you, and most of the time I'm conscientious of that, but this is a case where there's a million different things happening in a (once-again) very stacked video, so sorry. I'm not really feeling too bad on this one.
Hello, arrows, my old friend You've slowed my progress Yet again... With rhe comments Slowly creeping Ms. Editor sassing Viewers weeping And the story Of Wood Fish in my brain Still remains And touch the sound Of Useless Missiles.
Hopefully, Jared doesn't forget about the Death Mountain Cave with the 4 treasures. Also, walks into the Mordlorm Cave by the Swamp. Doesn't talk to the NPC who gives you an item.
@@Suichimo escape has 7 chests, 3 on the way to zelda, one in the dark cross shaped room and 3 in the sewers bombable room, he skipped 6 of these along with chicken house and the man in mini-moldorm cave
Man. A Link to the Past Randomized was chaos. And now we double and crisscross that? Terryfying. Edit: Wow, we're not even 10 minutes in and i'm already getting PTSD Flashbacks to your Zelda Randomizers. This is off to a great start.
It's really fun to play if you're really familiar with both games. It reinvigorates the world exploration and almost feels like playing them again for the first time
@@RageUnchained Was this ever really confirmed? The only thing we have to go off of is a few peoples claims. And it's very common for people seeking attention to come out with claims about someone when there's a controversy surrounding someone because they make an easy target to dump on, especially if they don't defend themselves well like he did. I am in no way defending him if he did this, I'm just saying do we have any evidence beyond "he said, she said"?
The fact that the first treasure chest you opened was ten arrows was not only hilarious but solidified the fact that this is gonna be a great series 😂 A good ol' Jared randomiser!
Whoever thought of this randomizer is an evil genius. "Oh, is one randomizer not hard enough? Then how 'bout _two_ game's worth and the random items are scattered across _both!_ Ahahahahah- Oh, wait........ I need to... give a think on how to make this even work..."
you missed the woman sweeping her grass' house in town, the thief hanging out in muldorm cave with the 4 chests (talk to him) and ALL OF ESCAPE!! lol just for starters :P
I tried this randomizer once and got freaking NOWHERE, so I'm looking forward to seeing Jared actually succeed where I failed! Side note, I like the way the randomizer indicates silver arrows with an Ag next to the arrow icon. Very clever.
Imagine you're just minding your business when a stranger walks into your house, C4's a wall, then leaves without so much as acknowledging your presence.
Ahhh... being an avid ALTTP rando runner, the true anger of not only finding 10 arrows and entering Kakariko with zero bombs is cracking me up. Good luck Jared, and let this be a kind seed.
I know you're currently doing another LTTP randomizer run but, I'd love to see another run of this one. Especially with Keysanity added, as it adds keys to certain doors in Super Metroid as well. Worth checking out.
Okay Jerd, this is something you're gonna need to know if you wanna get somewhere. It will be an inevitability that you'll need to go investigate the dark world without the mirror in order to get more items. When this happens, and it will, just save and quit to exit back into the light world.
Hey Jared, don't forget there is stuff in the basement of Hyrule Castle, if you don't remember, since it's super easy to forget considering Zelda starts in the church place, also remember to get the old man back to his place at death mountain, and you may need to use the warp points(the doors to the other game) to get through the game, so for instance you need to get into Ridely's Lair but you don't have space jump, you would need to go to the lttp warp near Misery Mire to get to Ridely's Lair.
I don't know that I could really consider myself a retro gamer without beating Super Metroid once in a while. Literally just finished it 100% last night. Beat it a couple times a year. It's a joy to play, and only takes a couple hours. Same with ALttP, though it has been a couple months since I beat that one. These two games are my comfort food.
48:54 Hands down the best in-game tutorial on how to do a 'hidden' technique in video game history. No Tails or Robot Chao, or Roll or whoever the fuck that lady is in the Mega Man X series who is like,"MEGA MAN ARE YOU OKAY HERE IS HOW TO PRESS THE JUMP BUTTON!" or,"Attack enemies in order to defeat them by pressing the SHOOT button!" hand-holding bullshit here. Just you, a controller, and your brain; how it should be. And the event is completely organic and integrated into the story and adds to Samus' experience as a character. Awesome stuff.
lol this is gonna be great. Wonder how long it'll take Jared to remember he can get items from select Npc's in Link to the past. I see He's missed 2 The bandit in the cave; and "CHICKEN" house in kakariko village Horray for the lamp! Ya can't access death mountain though missing 1 crucial....item....Good luck!
Jared didn't get lucky on his Link to the past randomizer run but Beard Bros had a hard time with this one. Im feeling optimistic with this one! (Let's forget the other 2 randomizers happened)
The appeal of these sorts of series (for me anyway, who is not a fan of speed runs/glitch runs) is experiencing the highs and lows alongside a likable personality.
Do people really not know the "Why can't Metroid crawl" meme?
Haha get em
I don't know memes at all. I avoid them to not get infected with whatever causes people to use them.
Honestly, i have no idea what that is lol.. Never got into the whole Meme thing lol.
"Meme" neither! Never heard it before lol. 😆
Apparently not judging by the comments section.
>Opens first chest as Lank
>”You found 10 arrows!”
Oh dis gon’ be good
Especially because it takes him 24 more episodes to get the bow to use them.
Here’s to the truth and to a strong comeback!
*Jared opens chest*
Link to the past: "Hello Jared... Welcome back~ here have 10 arrows." *Evil laugh*
*Kefka laugh*
It upsets me that Lank is adventuring alongside Samus and not Simus. They're trading items, they might as well trade letters too.
He'll be alongside Somus and Samon in the Zelda/Metroid/Castlevania crossover we all want to see.
@@giacatnguyen9635 I think you'd have to do it on GBA, pretty sure it's the only console that has a Metroidvania Castlevania game while also having a Metroid game and a Zelda game.
So you're telling me that we're getting alternating episodes of Jared playing this and MegaMan legends right now. Truly amazing days we live in.
Curt M I am in heaven!
I'm from the future, run away while you can
Terlon Nannister im from the further future, everything’s gonna be okay 🤙
@@GeoffDaCow im from the further further future were still good
@@griffingeary3356 I'm from the even further further further future, and we're still amazing!
Looking forward to watching this!
everyone deserves a friend like Peeb
@@Tailstraw_xD So true
@@db_524 O.o hello from 2 years ago lmao
@@Tailstraw_xD Hi
"Grandma, what's the moral of this story?"
"The moral, kids, is don't mix your medications together, or you'll be trip'n morphballs."
The Legend of Samus: A Lank to the Past
Will totally buy day one
Jared gets to mother brain fight
Baby metroid sacrifices itself for the hyper beam
*10 arrows!*
Oh, this game can do one better; the coveted *single arrow* unique item
10 arrows is just more memey for Jared's channel, but a single arrow would be HILARIOUS haha
That's not technically an item, so it works as normal.
NO JOKES ALLOWED!
oh if only that could be a thing.
"I don't need knowledge to sass"
Miss Editor is my spirit animal
"My house, 1 treasure, uh huh, 10 arrows.
[screams of pain in the distance]
I'm dead. XD
Gonna start this one all over from the beginning.
Samus' ship will give a complete reload of missiles and bombs.
Dont care how much I see this, Him getting those 10 arrows right at the start will ALWAYS be funny.
Jared, you're going to love this. Not as many 10 arrows.
7:58 I'll show myself out. :(
Yeah now it's missiles
Seeds are normally numbers, but clearly in this case the seed was just "Jared."
@@chrisjfinlay 2 years late but at least missiles upgrade capacity
link just has... 10 arrows
7:59 Welcome back bundle of arrows. How we have missed you. I look forward to seeing you in many places where a useful item should be.
Hyper-advanced civilization discovered to have used primitive light-source known as 'lamp'.
Ah yes, the Ballad of the Woodfish.
I've just had one of the roughest weeks of my adult life. A new randomizer with Jared is balm for my weary soul.
I hope you're doing better 4 years later!
8:00 You can see it right on Jared’s face, he’s having flashbacks.
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
Very true, I actually cackled at that moment.
Anthony Naranjo to cheating on his wife
Going to watch this all over again really hope you continue this its great entertainment!
Jebaited at 37:46. That guy gives you a free item. Also, you can just walk on the bottom few pixels in that cave, no need to use bombs. Good luck!
Yep that guy definitely has a progression item now that he walked out of there without it.
Zomg Jared!
Jared Jebaited us all
The first Zelda chest, "10 Arrows". Classic Zelda Jared randomizer. :)
I wonder if he chose a seed that would do that.
WHY CAN'T METROID CRAWL?!?
Man, that's an old one. I miss that, those were simpler days
Also: I'm excited just to see someone play Super Metroid again. Such a good game
JELLYFISH IS HELPING YES
Watch the bow be in vanilla spot.
JARED THE THIEF IN MINI-MOLDORM CAVE GIVES YOU SOMETHING FOR TALKING TO HIM.
In rando, the Torizo only attacks you if you have the Morph Ball Bombs.
43:57 : CONGRATULATIONS, you don't have an important item through the Gauntlet.
came here to say this. UPVOTE IT FOR JARED!
First Treasure Chest: 10 Arrows.
OOoo...this is gonna be GOOD.
Steven Chung aw dang it man you spoiled that for me! If your gonna do something like that place it low so that the reader had to press “read more” to see it, and put the word spoilers above it.
@@shard7549 Dude, there are 10 Arrows on the thumbnail, it was gonna happen regardless.
AND it's a near-hour long episode. If I wasn't going to say something, someone else would've.
Steven Chung but I don’t know that it was gonna happen this video. That coulda been shot a reference to the older one, And it’s hard to see. It’s not exactly centered.
bigjays622 is it really such a crime to want to see what other people without the experience being ruined for them.
@@shard7549 Look, I feel you, and most of the time I'm conscientious of that, but this is a case where there's a million different things happening in a (once-again) very stacked video, so sorry. I'm not really feeling too bad on this one.
Imagine someone literally picks up an entire bush and throws it at you frantically saying, "please don't hurt me."
7:58
Jared's fan base for 3 months
Hello, arrows,
my old friend
You've slowed my progress
Yet again...
With rhe comments
Slowly creeping
Ms. Editor sassing
Viewers weeping
And the story
Of Wood Fish in my brain
Still remains
And touch the sound
Of Useless Missiles.
Oblivious miss editor*
@@ashenone7656 Sorry, fat fingers and auto-correct
I need this cover.
Are you kidding me? Super Metroid and Mega Man Legends? Such a quality line up.
Two of the greatest games of all time mashed together. Super Metroid stands at the top of the heap for me as a pure game. It's just perfect.
Hopefully, Jared doesn't forget about the Death Mountain Cave with the 4 treasures.
Also, walks into the Mordlorm Cave by the Swamp. Doesn't talk to the NPC who gives you an item.
There is also the room in the sewers with five treasures, that you need bombs for.
@@Suichimo escape has 7 chests, 3 on the way to zelda, one in the dark cross shaped room and 3 in the sewers bombable room, he skipped 6 of these along with chicken house and the man in mini-moldorm cave
i say skip 6 because without the lamp dark cross was not in logic at the time
Man. A Link to the Past Randomized was chaos. And now we double and crisscross that? Terryfying.
Edit: Wow, we're not even 10 minutes in and i'm already getting PTSD Flashbacks to your Zelda Randomizers. This is off to a great start.
I follow people who do stuff like this in 2.5 hours
@@bravobird9435
Poo?
@@oscarmccormack1611 Andy
@@bravobird9435
Ah.
'I don't need knowledge to sass'
Best quote of 2019 right now, just... yes.
I hate to say, I love seeing your frustration in the early parts of this one. It's just so cathartic. And your triumphs all the sweeter
Jared you missed an item in the Moldorm cave. The NPC gives you an item. You also missed Chicken Lady's House in Kakariko.
Jared's pathing is not great ;)
I'm glad someone said it
AGAIN
he didn't miss the bird lady's house in real life
The spaz out upon finding 10 arrows in the chest in Lank's house to the look of pure joy when you found a sword sold the series for me! 😂😂😂😂😂
I stumbled on this by accident and I'm loving the mechanics of it for two of my favorite childhood games!
It's really fun to play if you're really familiar with both games. It reinvigorates the world exploration and almost feels like playing them again for the first time
7:57 Could not be any more perfect. They were waiting for you to come back.
THANK YO UFOR BEING INNOCENT, I CAN WATCH THIS NOW
also i love miss editor makes you 10X funnier
10 Arrows!
I couldn't breathe for a solid minute there... I think Jared killed a few of my brain cells by proxy of making me laugh too hard...
Is this the episode where Jared cheats on his wife
Booo, get this shit twitter drama out of here. We are here to watch games not listen to this crappy drama bullshit.
*sniff* *sniff* smells like original ioke.
@@RageUnchained Was this ever really confirmed? The only thing we have to go off of is a few peoples claims. And it's very common for people seeking attention to come out with claims about someone when there's a controversy surrounding someone because they make an easy target to dump on, especially if they don't defend themselves well like he did. I am in no way defending him if he did this, I'm just saying do we have any evidence beyond "he said, she said"?
@@Goldenkitten1 one allegation might be false, but multiple allegations indicates a pattern
@@Rydellus how goes the watching? Kinda impossible now since he completely stopped uploading
Time for another rewatch. One of my favorite ProJared series, has entered the same tier as the original Fire Red Nuzlocke tier for me.
Haven't played Super Metroid in over a decade? Oh man, this is gonna be a HOT mess and I am HERE FOR IT.
Betting he's gonna miss so many items coz he doesn't know about the sequence breaks probably...
35:49 Mario hidden in the painting, watching the young boy sleep in peace. As far as we know at least.
Starts playing the legend of zelda and instant 10 arrows, after last time I can't blame you for that scream of absolute frustration.
Oh man, I love Wood Fish, he holds the best parties.
Jared "One tresu-TEN ARRO- * storms off *
Me * Hits the 'like' button *
Had to come back to those beautiful moment after seeing Jared opening gifts in a recent video. Oh, how games and we troll Jared!
Right now I'm imagining, how one of your next D&December stories could contain the fabled woodfish.
That was hilarious. :D
The fact that the first treasure chest you opened was ten arrows was not only hilarious but solidified the fact that this is gonna be a great series 😂
A good ol' Jared randomiser!
I really hope Jared didn't leave something really important on the guy in the mini-moldorm cave... he only picked up the chests.
Fun trivia: when you restart the game in LTTP, the fine is named the japanese characters for samus.
Whoever thought of this randomizer is an evil genius.
"Oh, is one randomizer not hard enough? Then how 'bout _two_ game's worth and the random items are scattered across _both!_ Ahahahahah- Oh, wait........ I need to... give a think on how to make this even work..."
I still can't believe it's been almost 3 years since the original Link to the Past randomizer.
That can't be true. Wow, that means I've been subscribed for like 4, 5 years now. Insane.
And now it's been even longer than that since this uploaded.
Randomizers, the reason why I keep coming back to this channel
BEST. ROMHACK. CONCEPT. EVER.
Also, is it now "Lank and Samas"?
Seystuff or would it be soomis
Lank and Simis
I started screaming, "Check the pedestal," when Jared went to the mushroom location. I love pedestal checks
"I can get my treas-10 arrows..." IT'S BACK!!!!
Changing the controls in Super Metroid is a must. It feel so much better like this.
Rewatching this year's later after that whole incident...man, I miss Miss Editor.
She’s is always much loved, the current team does a solid job, but Jerd and Miss Editor had a certain timing and chemistry that is hard to replicate.
The TEN ARROWS was just too perfect. A sign of what suffering is to come, but perfect.
you missed the woman sweeping her grass' house in town, the thief hanging out in muldorm cave with the 4 chests (talk to him) and ALL OF ESCAPE!! lol just for starters :P
I cried when he walked out of Mini-Moldorm Cave and didn't talk to the guy. There's an item you left! And it's probably the one you needed!
You love lamp. But, do you love carpet? Did you ever own a trident?
I tried this randomizer once and got freaking NOWHERE, so I'm looking forward to seeing Jared actually succeed where I failed! Side note, I like the way the randomizer indicates silver arrows with an Ag next to the arrow icon. Very clever.
Loving this randomizer! Your reaction to the 10 arrows was priceless!
I love (some) of the Zelda games. Thanks for making this ProJared.
"I might have to attempt a speedball here" YOU HAVE THE SPEED BOOSTER
Imagine you're just minding your business when a stranger walks into your house, C4's a wall, then leaves without so much as acknowledging your presence.
Flashing back to the Beard Bros' randomizer playthrough. Did someone say missiles?
Ahhh... being an avid ALTTP rando runner, the true anger of not only finding 10 arrows and entering Kakariko with zero bombs is cracking me up. Good luck Jared, and let this be a kind seed.
A link to the past. I bet you'll be thinking about the past alot now
DAMNNNNNNNNNN hahahaha
"Link, my nephew! I am dying. You....are Hyrule's last hope. Now, go in my stead. Have some high powered explosives that you can't even use....."
Know what I love most when Jared plays a game on an emulator? V-Sync being turned off for maximum screen tearing! Yeah!
What do you mean? That off line on the screen?
V-sync?
"I don't need knowledge to sass" is a whole ass mood. Put it on a shirt!
I know you're currently doing another LTTP randomizer run but, I'd love to see another run of this one. Especially with Keysanity added, as it adds keys to certain doors in Super Metroid as well. Worth checking out.
Okay Jerd, this is something you're gonna need to know if you wanna get somewhere. It will be an inevitability that you'll need to go investigate the dark world without the mirror in order to get more items. When this happens, and it will, just save and quit to exit back into the light world.
Ah yes, the main character of the Metroid games: “Metroid Aran”.
*Somus Arrow
He's a pretty cool guy. He fights pirates and doesn't afraid of anything.
Wow this randomizer is being a lot more generous to Jared than the Link to the Past randomizer.
The RNG gods giveth, the RNG gods screweth you over.
"I could really use some bombs right now"
Boy you passed up bombs in the shop back in the village for 50 rupees
Hey Jared, don't forget there is stuff in the basement of Hyrule Castle, if you don't remember, since it's super easy to forget considering Zelda starts in the church place,
also remember to get the old man back to his place at death mountain,
and you may need to use the warp points(the doors to the other game) to get through the game, so for instance you need to get into Ridely's Lair but you don't have space jump, you would need to go to the lttp warp near Misery Mire to get to Ridely's Lair.
Jared, *PLEASE* remember the chests in hyrule castle where Zelda was normaly captured (BOOOOOOOOOMERAAAAAANG hint hint~)
I don't know that I could really consider myself a retro gamer without beating Super Metroid once in a while. Literally just finished it 100% last night. Beat it a couple times a year. It's a joy to play, and only takes a couple hours. Same with ALttP, though it has been a couple months since I beat that one. These two games are my comfort food.
Man, I just wanna see you behind the camera again. Miss your work and miss your Let's Plays.
love jared
These randomizers are getting out of hand...and I love it!
Oh yeah Metroid and Zelda Randomizer, time to guess how long it will take to get the morpball and bow
Morphball acquired. Bow? It lurks somewhere still... possibly in the castle sewers.
Rewatching these so I can follow the new uploads.
Ten. Arrows....rewatched just that part like 5 times. The flashbacks we so real there.
He missed the dungeon n of Hyrule Castle! CHESTS FOR DAYS.
Also, there's an Ocarina of Time randpmizer, dude.
And a majoras mask and a wind waker randomizer
48:54 Hands down the best in-game tutorial on how to do a 'hidden' technique in video game history. No Tails or Robot Chao, or Roll or whoever the fuck that lady is in the Mega Man X series who is like,"MEGA MAN ARE YOU OKAY HERE IS HOW TO PRESS THE JUMP BUTTON!" or,"Attack enemies in order to defeat them by pressing the SHOOT button!" hand-holding bullshit here. Just you, a controller, and your brain; how it should be. And the event is completely organic and integrated into the story and adds to Samus' experience as a character. Awesome stuff.
lol this is gonna be great. Wonder how long it'll take Jared to remember he can get items from select Npc's in Link to the past. I see He's missed 2 The bandit in the cave; and "CHICKEN" house in kakariko village
Horray for the lamp! Ya can't access death mountain though missing 1 crucial....item....Good luck!
I just finished the LTTP randomizer with Celes. I could not help LOL when you opened that first chest as Lank and got 10 arrows. Hilarious
Please come back, you're the best!
"The fish that escaped into the woods became the fabled herring whose scales could cut down trees."
That fish was a red herring.
Jared didn't get lucky on his Link to the past randomizer run but Beard Bros had a hard time with this one. Im feeling optimistic with this one!
(Let's forget the other 2 randomizers happened)
Gonna rewatch this whole series from the start now. Like a phoenix from the ashes, Jared.
JARED! You missed an item in the mini-moldorm cave (where you got the speed booster)
Talk to the guy he gives you an item too!
The appeal of these sorts of series (for me anyway, who is not a fan of speed runs/glitch runs) is experiencing the highs and lows alongside a likable personality.
THANK YOU JARED!!! This will be awesome!! I have seen this kind of thing before and I LOVE IT! And I seriously loved your LTTP randomizer! THANK YOU!!
*Jared opens four chests:* 'Speed Booster, but not much else.' *Ignores the guy that gives you a free item and leaves*