Taika Sieni I doubt..... John the lie detector guy is dry and funny and savage af in every video I've seen him in..... all def digital uses him in their videos too...
LOL, try to hide from bounty hunter, lie to lie detector, next time he will try to break out of prison =))) I think this guy is on to something guys LOL
Good call. Knowing him, I bet he really likes sardines. I happen to love sardines and have enjoyed them my whole life. Yes, some people don't like fish but there are so many gross foods in your average grocery store that test the eating challenge like pickled pigs feet, snail meat straight from the can, tripe (cows intestines) to name a few.
@@windowsxp9988 If it says (auto generated) then no they aren't the most accurate but if its English then yes they do work. I rely on my vision way more than a person with high prescription glasses should, so I usually only watch videos that have accurate subtitles
I absolutely LOVE John. He's hilarious, love his delivery. He needs his own show doing polygraph examinations on various interesting people, and commenting with his amazing sense of humor. I'd watch that.
I thought you meant "oil" as in sebum/sweat left on the fingertips after everytime we touch our face, or anything really; then you went with "remove the bone" and I was ready for a fully commited plan involving boneless hands to finally trick this lie detector.. alas it was no more than a sardine recipe. -plus, lie detectors are so not reliable.... that's life as a young adult: you learn everything is there to disappoint you someday :( xD
The examiner guy is straight savage lol
Jay Hay “just like your parents felt when you were born.”
“I hear they taste like penis”
@@MaxOrDieYT He said peanuts
@@kobeymp2090 its sound hilarious while slow XD
@Nuke Vex I feel bad for him, he always seems so sad, i wonder what happened in his life :-(
''I'm very disappointed in myself''
''Now you know how your parents felt''
LMAOOOO
slugger stolen
Harsh🤣
@Ronnie oso zs who needs to comment on a comment ?
“I am disappointed in myself”
“Now you know how your parents felt”
I don’t know why but I laughed super hard at that.
Panda Car It was so fucking dry, but so funny!
he was obviously told to do that...i mean look at his face,he is dead fucking serious
same lol, completely unexpected roast
Because it's relatable
No One:
Mike: What they don't know is I spent the last 12 years planning
Yeah everytime, i know 🤣🤣🤣 .
Nice comment .
You said this in the blood hound one
What They Don’t Know Is That I’ve Been Planning Since The Dinosaurs,
@@wa994 *pre dinosaur*
What y’all don’t know is John is a fraud, and he’s not even a real polygraph examiner.
The best part about John is that he says everything in a completely monotone voice😂😂
Kate Jones and then at the end he freaks out about eating sardines 😂
"I heard they taste like penis"😂
Tabitha Ward OH I THOUGHT HE SAID PEANUTS LOL
brooke Same
Kate Jones Ikr 😂 Every time I hear him I have to question myself if he's even human XD
"I'm very disappointed in myself" "Now you know how your parents felt" IM DEAD. The Savagery LOL
GoldenChunk SUB FOR SUB comment done
GoldenChunk done ✅ please be my 251
AAA Sneaker Gaming SUB FOR SUB
GoldenChunk sure
GoldenChunk wrd
“Isn’t that cheating?”
“The answer is no and shut up.”
That is me to literally everyone
Wow lol
I read this while Mike was saying it😂
I laughed sooo hard
Siyona Rathore right
Siyona Rathore
"Is it to late to say sorry"
I PSYCHICALLY DIED LMAO
It like, literrallyyy,
took out my liverr,
and made me litterr,
into a lit af litteerrbox,
in lindenbeeerrg,
😷🥩🚑 🏖️🚮🏰💀
When he asked that i sang the song in my head
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@peanutdacat thanks man you too
Is that lie?
"I'm very disappointed in myself"
"Now you know how your parents felt."
Omg. Savage.
first to reply first so that i get 1 million dislikes
Thats not a good riast thats a bad roast
It's probably because he lied to him about the marriage proposal 🤣
@@1nonlycodm970 you probably think your roasts are the best, your jokes are probably poop jokes.
@@1nonlycodm970 You have bad spelling.
"I'm very disappointed in my self"
"Now you know how your parents felt"
damn.
hits close to home m7?
hes on Def Digital too and sooo funny
So savage!!! The polygraph examiner is on ADD too! He's fucking hilarious haha
Love the sass coming from such a boring-looking guy!
Josh I
The lie detector guy has me dead😂😂😂😂
Warriors blew a 3-1 lead
"Is it too late now to say sorry" i died
scott_1113 _ Same
scott_1113 _ like your profile pic
scott_1113 _ "I hear they taste like peanuts."
I could do this easily
*Intensely Sprays deodorant on fingers*
@@kaliawoods4254 True but no one calls it antiperspirant cuz ya know its easier.
@@RightySnipeZ smart person
Or just lie to yourself so much that you believe it
Or Vaseline
Or wear fake skin on fingertips prosthetic makeup can make it super realistic
Mike: I am very disappointed
other guy: yes, that is how your parents felt
now you know*
Stephen Ruth that's how you know when someone is a savage
lol
Stephen Ruth SAVVVV 😂😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD
OMG John is a SAVAGE! When the guy says "wow I am disappointed in myself" and he said "Now you know how your parents felt" HAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
scripted af
It's really not that funny
Hey, Dont say that, Your being like Logan Paul ok?
Emmalee Hunt lmao I LOL'd..it's the WAY he said it so monotone and casually hahaha
Taika Sieni I doubt..... John the lie detector guy is dry and funny and savage af in every video I've seen him in..... all def digital uses him in their videos too...
"The answer is no and shut up"
LITERALLY MY ANSWER TO EVERYTHING LMAO
Right 😂😂
Artonymous
Mom: I love you
You: no
Teacher: how was your summer
You: shutup
Artonymous yes!
Artonymous DUDE I READ THIS THE EXACT SAME MOMENT HE SAID IT
Every video
“Little did they know is that I spent the last ________ days preparing for this”
This guy has a fun job
ClasiX Stars *centuries
666 days
PewDiePie l 😶
Needs to be on a shirt and I will buy it.
This guy is just trying to see if he could be a criminal
LOL, try to hide from bounty hunter, lie to lie detector, next time he will try to break out of prison =))) I think this guy is on to something guys LOL
Abby and he made an investigator investigate him
Abby if only any of the things hes done were hard
Abby so true he did this and escaped the bounty hunter
Brayden Ops He also spent 2 weeks planning that.
John is litterately the definition of savage .
The Experimetal Guy He should administer a lie detector test to trump!
"Will u marry me?" Yes
"Are u a 76 year old woman?" Yes
😂😂😂
VN. Taylor so confused about that part, can someone explain?
This is the only episode in outsmarted in which he lost
Technically not. The guy said that every question said that he was lying which basically makes the result worthless.
@@Pseudynom he said after the general questions, he's starting to lie, which is true
@@Pseudynom you don't get it
"Now you know how your parents felt!" *CRYING* 😂
Journey with Jules FUCKING HILARIOUS😂
Journey with Jules I'm your 2,000 like no lie
Journey with Jules also true
I came to the comments section just to see who thought that was funny!😂😂😂😂
Savage
Omg John is hilarious; he says everything so serious even when he says something hilarious 😂
Storm Gaming - Minecraft and More "I hear they taste like penis" "it smells like cheesy feet" absolutely no emotion
Storm Gaming - Minecraft and More Andrew in the future
"is it too late now to say sorry" 😂😂😂😂
unisandres 01 yes
Bobby •_• yes
unisandres 01 yes
unisandres 01 p
unisandres 01 no is it to late now to say "sardines? XD
3:07 are you a 76 year old woman
Yes
Plot twist: he lied about hating sardines
Amazing
zXz Overlord zXz lol
your mind
Yup
Good call. Knowing him, I bet he really likes sardines. I happen to love sardines and have enjoyed them my whole life. Yes, some people don't like fish but there are so many gross foods in your average grocery store that test the eating challenge like pickled pigs feet, snail meat straight from the can, tripe (cows intestines) to name a few.
*Polygraph guy is a savage!*
Bulwark1911 his name is JOHN
He hates Jews (yes, his parents didn't know that, that's how it works).
Bulwark1911, do know the meaning of savage.
*I HEARD THEY TASTE LIKE PENIS*
Yeah john's the main polygraph guy I think a bunch of TH-camrs have seen him for videos
I love how serious he is during these videos💖😂😂
Heyy Its Ella a
Heyy Its Ella i know
"I am very disappointed in myself“
"Now you know how your parents felt"
Lmaoo lol
I love this polygraph examiner 😂
SO much fucking sass!
Then check him out on All Def Digital... another amazing channel here on TH-cam
Chasity B. Mike: I'm so dissapointed
John: now you kno how your parents feel
OML IM CRYING 😂😂😂
Chasity B. HES THE FUCKING BEST😂
It smells like cheezy feet 😂😂😂 im dead
He needs his own show right!?
"The answer is no and shut up."😂
Ikr lol
ikr lol 😂😂😂
Meena J I was just about to comment that lol
you shut up you already know the answer
Meena J 😂
"If you're wondering if thats cheating , then no. And shut up"
OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN MY BELLY HURTS XDDDD
IKR THATS SO FUNNY AND HOW HE KEEPS A STRAIGHT FACE THO
"Is too late now to say sorry"
"Will you marry me"
Uhmmmm.... Yea, no wonder you lost.
"Will you marry me?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA IM DEEEEEEEEAAD
yes
Sl0w Imports why did he say yes?
Call 911 fast then
am i the only one who thinks he looks like homeless Adam Levine from maroon 5
you forgot the question mark
I THOUGHT THE SAME
I just commented that 😂
@@愛-h4p he really look like that though :')
He reminds me of the rat from rattatoullie
"Heard it tastes like d***"
"like cheesy feet"
"Like a cat turd right out of a cats a**"
Cassie Smithwick *penis
I love how John just makes everything worse while Mike is eating the sardines. 😅
"If i lose i will have to eat the world's grossest food. Sardines"
John: sighs ok
This guy and the unsolved guys are the only reason I watch buzzfeed
The Michelle vs Jordan MMA fight is the reason why I watch buzzfeed.
Hannah Zurek sameee omg literally nothing else
also the worth it videos
Same
Try guys
"Now you know how your parents felt."
John is a straight up savage
SK I was reading this as soon as he said it lol
No one:
John:i hEarD tHey tAstE liKE pEniS
LMAO he said peanuts, turn on captions
69 likes
Khadidja captions don’t always work
Khadidja captions don’t always work
@@windowsxp9988 If it says (auto generated) then no they aren't the most accurate but if its English then yes they do work. I rely on my vision way more than a person with high prescription glasses should, so I usually only watch videos that have accurate subtitles
I love that the polygraph guy has no expression the whole time.
Zoe Xue I love the part where he says now you know how your parents felt.
I love how John talks. He has the most melodramatic, level voice and the things he says and the way he says them are priceless
Apparently, you and 202 other people have no idea what “melodramatic” means.
@@dewilew2137 I think the work they were looking for was monotone
John is so monotone, I'm dying
I’m lying
" I hear they taste like peanuts" John 2017
" now you know how your parents felt' Dammmm
He actually said penus
He said penis
Mike:"I'm very disappointed in myself."
John:"Now you know how your parents felt."
😂😂😂
DAAANG!!!
BURRRRNNN
Delta your pfp is my face when that happened
lol yeah~!
"NOW YOU KNOW HOW YOUR PARENTS FELT" JOHNS A SAVAGE
Can John get his own segment on buzzfeed? He's my favorite😂😂
CamrynMichelle9 He was On Try Guys Eugene Lied the Least Ned The most Zach In the middle Keith In the middle too
CamrynMichelle9 c
CamrynMichelle9 800th like!!!
CamrynMichelle9 I agree
CamrynMichelle9 it's like a cheesy feet
“Is this cheating the answer is : No and shut up” IM FREAKING DEAD YOU GUYS AHAHAHAHAH
No more bill nye the science guy its now john the lie detector guy
, it's*
THIS COMMENT
3:58 straight savage
Micheal Bergren ikr lmfaooooo!!!
Micheal Bergren ikr XD
You know how your parents felt ooohhhh
Micheal Bergr
Micheal Bergren haaahhaha
“Will you marry me?” Yes
“I picked a natural looking wig”
*cuts to the wig*
😂😭🤣🤦🏽♀️ IM HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER. Now sir, you know that wig is NOT natural looking 😂🤣😂.
John is my spirit animal
ItzKaylaHolmes wow same, and I love your profile picture
Alfred F. Jones ahhh! thank u! i love sherlock soooo much
ItzKaylaHolmes me too 😂♥️
I can hear this guy in my head when I'm lie rarely o_o
My spirit animal is a housefly
Me: Isn’t that cheating
Mike: No, and Shut Up
Me: *Ok*
Yep
Jefferson Gamer that’s a lot of likes can I have some
permanently hire john buzzfeed
OMG THAT GUY IN THE WHO WAS TAKING THE TEST SOUND LIKE PINKSHEEP WHEN HE WAS TELLING WHAT THE PLAN WAS!!!!!!🤓🤓🤓
okay but i would love to have john as my grandpa he's so funny
"If your wondering if thats cheating the answer is No and Shutup"
omg i cant 😂😂😂
IGOT-ARMY army and same lol
I was dying laughing, also IGOT7 and ARMY,
The answer is no and shut up
I DIED
Best show on buzzfeed 10/10
•_BuNnY_• ε: •_CΗιCΗι_• ε: same
The old guy was so funny. He was kind of emotionless but still cracked me up all the time, especially when he said "I heard it tastes like penis"
Kilo1 haha haha omg he is
He said peanuts.. didn't he?
Yara Aref Yeah I thought he did too but after watching it he did indeed say "Penis"
Kilo1 read the subtitles
I had to replay that part multiple times XD
"now Im getting drunk on mike hard lemonade"
such a role model.
hahahaha finally the outsmarter has been outsmarted by himself
"I am very disappointed in myself"
"Now you know how your parents felt" 😂😂
Savage!
john is too savage for buzzfeed
Abi T I love John so much lmao
please apply cold water
omg the burn
Question: is that cheating
Answer: no and shut up
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lakesha McCarrell iwi
Lakesha McCarrell kk
Thwle likes were at 999, I made it 1000
Lakesha McCarrell iQ
Boop
So this proves Mike is a pretty honest dude and he is bad a lying (maybe)
1950: I bet we will have flying cars in the future.
2019: Lying to my own brain.
2:15 “If your wondering if that’s cheating the answer is no...
*and shutup* “
AnD sHuT uP
you're*
the wig isn't really...um...natural looking
Betty P 😂😂😂ye
It blends in perfectly, what the hell are you talking about?
Betty P in the words of mike "no and shut up" not meant to be mean it just fit the conversation
Betty P I
that's the joke 😂
5:03 the old guy said "i hear they they taste like penis." What the heck!? I laughed so hard! It was just so random. 😂
Peanuts *
Yeh peanuts
PEANUTS
PEANUTS GET UR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
you guys really cant hear good lol
"the answer is no and shut up"
Maya hey we got the same name!
Maya me toooooooo lol
``Now you know how your parents felt``
*HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST*
"
these apostrophes
"`"'
Make a series where he does things like these I loved the Bounty Hunter one and I love this one 😁
Mohammad Ali he's so entertaining :)
Mohammad Ali Yeah
Mohammad Ali IKR
Mohammad Ali the bounty hunter thing was the best
yes!
“Right now I’m standing up”
He would of been lying even if he wasn’t trying to
now you know how your parents felt 😂😂😂
"now you know how your parents felt"
oooooh this old man is throwin shade! xD
That old man is savage
That lie detector guy is the most awesome dude ever.
They smell like cheese feet
Schwabba no he isn't
Schwabba he's savage af
I wanna smoke some dabs with that dude hes got me crying haha
Schwabba he is probably in every lie detector test videos
Him eating the sardines is the most emotion I’ve ever seen him express
John is an undercover savage
This was actually really fucking cool. The Expert made it really funny lol
this guy john has gotten popular through like 60 different youtubers
Right. I noticed him in other videos too.😂
He’s honestly my favorite person ever such amazing retorts lol
Even when the guy smelled the sardines he STILL kept the straight face and stern voice
That guy is savage
" that's how your parents felt"
OH YES ITS JOHN AGAIN!! He is in all of these lie detector videos. Love that guy. Hes so serious.
John is a fuckin savage 🔥🔥😂
We need more of him! 😂
What
Dreamer Huh?
Everyone: isn’t that cheating?
Him: No, and shut up!
This dude preparing to rob a bank or some shizzle
How to be funny
1. Monotone voice
2. Be savage and outspoken
aka be John
Update:Holy Jesus. This has a lot of likes.
"Now you know how your parents felt"
Antisocial Potato "I heard they taste like penis"
xD
There's a dash of innocence that must be displayed in the voice,when speaking monotone. Otherwise, will not work.
Antisocial Potato iiii
The sass of the lie detector guy😂😂😂😂
I absolutely LOVE John. He's hilarious, love his delivery. He needs his own show doing polygraph examinations on various interesting people, and commenting with his amazing sense of humor. I'd watch that.
Tip: remove the oil. remove the bone. Put the boneless sardine in a bowl then add salts onion pepper and mix it. It taste great in a peace of bread.
Sego Bin opportunities with sardines are endless
Sego Bin ok
Lutefisk, OTOH...
:-/
I thought you meant "oil" as in sebum/sweat left on the fingertips after everytime we touch our face, or anything really; then you went with "remove the bone" and I was ready for a fully commited plan involving boneless hands to finally trick this lie detector.. alas it was no more than a sardine recipe.
-plus, lie detectors are so not reliable.... that's life as a young adult: you learn everything is there to disappoint you someday :(
xD
KalikaInLeather
I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING
Me: I never lie
Lie detector: he is lying
Well Lie detectors fail 70% of the time and send innocent people to prison
Justinhulk really??
No, they don't let lie detectors decide if innocent people go to prison
the way john said "ok" to mike insulting sardines sounded like he insulted his entire family
“Omg they just smell like fish!!!” “I heard they taste like peanuts “ in a Patrick voice
“I’m disappointed in myself”
“Now you know how your parents felt” LMAO
John: Will you marry me?
Gustave: Yes.
Mike: Yes.
Damn, this John guy is everywhere!
I know
He did Shane also
Ya lol
Because he is the best, and he loves putting lie detectors on people
IKR ive seen him so many times on several videos
Is it to late now to say sorry?😂
TOO
No one:
Mike:what they didn’t know was that I spent the last 69,420 years planing my master plan.
Are you a 76 yo woman?
Yes.
*OK*
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"if I win ,I get to eat Oreo cookies"
totally worth it
iMammoth r
Lie detector guy is a savage
I love how honest and care free that lie detector guy is 😂