r/Engrish | deep fried WHAT??
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"Let's see... what we could see"
**cue to 15 seconds of nothingness**
Nothing wrong with vibing to that sweet, sweet EmKay music.
[Proceeds to jam to the background music.]
@MediaSylveonVideoEditor360 / MSVE360 shut up
@@889. what
@@889. up the shut
For anyone curious, the correct translation for that "deep fried female" imagine is fried salt and pepper capelin.
@@yummyeemyee9600 what the??!!
@@davidyeets5743 its a bot
My brain auto corrected "deep fried female" to "deep fried tamale" when I read it 🙃
Thank you comment section, I have now learned something :)
@@decepticusprevails I believe that is what it is supposed to be.
Capelin???? Where I'm from, there's a lucrative capelin fishery, and Japan is a big market. So cool to see something that probably came from here on an Asian menu. One of my relatives may even have caught those capelin! Lol
“Let’s see what we can see” Cue 15 seconds of happy humming to mentally prepare ourselves for this mess
What the heck.
*cue. Queue is a line that you stand in.
@@carina5262 I don't wanna make love with you. Girls like you don't have boys.
@@UltimateAzumanger OHH SHIT ROASTED
pretty much
3:05 funfact: "Englisch" is actually how you say English in german!
I, as a german, went searching for this comment just to like it
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah this its actually thy correct
@@dancingwolfcraft5751 holy shit, did you have a stroke?
@@dancingwolfcraft5751 r/ihadastrokr
@@Boypogikami132 r/
I am genuinely not sure if that silence was an editing mistake, or just there to confuse us
i really hoped the whole video is just gonna be silence and that this whole video is just a joke
Yes
@@Lunauwu331 i thought that's what it was gonna be😭
I thought the editor was going to earrape us with Robin saying toilet. Like a little jumpscare
a lot of bad editing in this video.
missing images, images appearing late, and suspenseful censoring not clearing up on cue.
1:56
This has the same vibe as “Please Do not the Cat” And I like it.
Ah lankawe kollek
@@yummyeemyee9600 no
@@yummyeemyee9600 yeah... no
@@idealist420 ow ow :)
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Toiletman is confirmed to be the next villain in Spider Man: No Way Home
hello there
*He's full of crap*
@@beno22iscool the pun tho
Looks like Doc-Ock has yet another challenger to face.
@@owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 GENERAL KENOBI
I died during “toilet man”
Uhgggg 2 of them
🚽
Me too
Same
TOILET man! TOILET man! Does whatever a TOILET can! Spins a TOILET, any size! Catch a TOILET, just like *TOILET*
Imagine this in reverse, an english speaker learns a new language and they make fun of spellings or pronunciations.
That might be just as amusing, actually.
I've seen a lot of Australian/Anglo Americans trying to speak tagalog here in the Philippines to impress the locals, They're quite funny to listen to.
Yes it is, and very much so, actually
I personally think it's really funny when rasist try to insult me using my own laungue when all they say is "hello" which if you translate it very literally means "you good" in a way that you can barely understand what they actually mean
@@jaythenonbinaryrat6385 I speak Chinese, and tone and inflection is key to distinguishing words. Get a foreigner who just learnt Chinese and listen to them get the inflection and intonation wrong. Hilarity most certainly ensues.
@@orangeyellow9695 yea I'm Chinese too it's really funny
3:48 Best word-for-word translation from Finnish to English is "fits like a glove" being "fits like a fist in an eye". And to all those who wanna say that fists don't fit in eyes: they will if you hit hard enough. 🇫🇮
What about "vedellä hirsiä"? ="To drag lumber"= to sleep.. Or It could also be translated to "lumber by the water", if You have no context.. 😹
@@einienj3281 got to let the wood rest first
@@ragg232 Ooh.. good one! 😂
"eat iron. defecate chain" is one of my all time favs
"chicken cage of terror" is also a good one
Finnish proverbs get weird when you translate em to english
@@Klookko Or "as a rooster on a dungheap" =king of the hill
As a romanian, I can confirm that our Pan Fried Romanian Crap is a must try delicacy.
I am also romanian, and to be completely honest with you, i agree. This opinion is now backed by 2 romanians. Truly a must-try in any part of romania.
pan fried romanian crap is so good, i wish romania was real.
@@0Ihs_ Yes, romania is but a mere hallucination. We don't exist.
FInally, some men of my culture, Romania is underrated for some reason...
same here dude. i LOVE pan fried crap with a little sunflower oil
Robin makes it funny
Maybe the jokes was the narrators we met along the way
@@owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 wait what?
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Man go his bogos binted
I find it super weird how I was watching Markiplier's video playing Poppy's Playtime and I INSTANTLY recognized Robin's voice for Leath Pierre. Sick job, sick voice acting
Toilet man can send high pressures of water, and can summon water out of thin air.
So toilets are mechanical water benders
@@carina5262 plz no
waterbender
@@The_Jumping_Box toiletbender
@@napsterjh9231 who are you
3:47 Finnish is indeed a very literal language. For example, the word for oat milk (kaurajuoma )actually translates to oat drink, because it doesn't contain actual milk product (and yes, there are people that enforce the literal language. Out of context, this is most likely at a lunch buffet, with pre-made meat portions, anything from like say 6 chicken nuggets, to a cutlet of beef (the amount for a portion is also usually written next to the food description, and yes, you are charged extra if you take more than the allotted portion of meat), that's why the term meat material is so generalized, besides that ground meat product is often mixed together (ie, ground pork/ground beef are often used in meatballs here). Also is somewhat common to get cheap meat product from out of country, say from Denmark or Germany, using 100% Finnish meat is actually a matter of pride for many sellers
it's not just in finnish that product alternatives are named like that, which is really infuriating.
being lactose intolerant i have no idea what to get when a recipe asks for "cooking cream", i don't know the vegan word for cooking cream.
and then there's different product types that all share the same vegan name(everything is [vegetable] dessert, regardless of whether it's like yoghurt, quark, or custard)
isn't it obvious enough that something named [plant product] [dairy product] is a plant based alternative for [dairy product]?
Same for thai
There are three questions humanity still can't answer
1: are we alone in the universe?
2: what's the meaning of life?
3: why is the spoon concerned?
How is a raven like a writing desk?
Johnny depp mad hatter go brrrr
@@felixstone3.14 how is it johnny depp moment
@@micro11. that's a riddle the mad hatter, played by depp, in the 20?? Alice in wonderland re make asks. And the joke ends up being he's mad and doesn't acctuly know the answer. I made the joke cause OP was joking about qustuon we can not answer. The movie(s) (they made two) aren't that good, but if you have D+ or pirate and have free time say give them a watch, mabye with some mates to laugh at the crappy diseny remake before crappy diseny remakes were a thing
@@felixstone3.14 damn i still dont understand but thanks
4;Are you enjoy?
1:44 Chicken rice flower is meant to be a combination of “Chicken” and “popcorn”, which is a bunch of small pieces of fried chicken
Cola Cake is the result of transliterating “Croquettes” to Chinese and back.
7:52 The Chinese words promote protecting the environment and low carbon footprint.
1:10
Chalce kid Evidently some of the video got cut, I wonder why
4:12 Fun fact: Gary is actually a common misspelling of Gray, since most countries spell it as Grey, seeing the American version often causes people with poor translating skills or are in a rush to accidently write Gary as Gray
Also this is the funniest translation error, it's like Gary is inside it XD
Graystillplays (also known as Gray) was called "Gary" in one of his videos, and his actual name is Floridaman
@@sillydacialogan Meow?!
You mean 3:40?
Lol
Exactly
I need another lifetime to rethink my life decisions
@@fallenangel7364 yeah fam I got the noose for ya if you ready
😂
still undecided
Finnish really is one of those languages that just.... Doesn't translate well most the time lmao
nah it's actually pretty similar to english (excluding a few sentence structure things the translator missed). it just depends on if the person who translates it knows english or not
@@Emihasdreamstoo i meant in general lol im literally Finnish my dude
@@Lisa-se1ez kiva
still depends on if the person knows english or not lol. en ymmärrä miten Atrial ei ollu ketään/varaa maksaa kenellekään joka olis voinu tarkistaa et onks toi englanti nyt iha priimaa
@@Emihasdreamstoo nosiis tää 😂 ei ne hirveen kaukana ollu mut jotenkin outoo et ne ei double checkannu
@@Emihasdreamstoo don't understand how Atria no had anyone/ afford money to pay anyone who could check don't that is that English now very prima.
00:38 to 01:09 was the most silent i ever heard in this channel, and out of nowhere i here "CATS"
*hear
@@yummyeemyee9600 poo
I guess it’s been fixed?
@@cookiesmcsalsa1281 yea
0:02 We need a full cover of this
You typed that in two seconds
How the hell
😊
Wait I didn’t mean to say that
The emoji I mean
skibidi bop bop bop yes yes
0:38 to 1:10 was my fav part of the entire video
edit: ok no clue what happened but at the time this was posted the time stamps were silent
Same
Yes
I liked the cup head jazz :)
Let's be real here.
The intro post and the seconds after are the *BEST* part of the video, and you know it.
we gon ignore that 30 second of silence or
Yeah let's talk about that
Yea what's up with that
Let's see what we can see!
*nothing*
At least we got to hear the background music he uses
rethinking life decissions moment
3:37
hold on guys, i'm finnish, i got yall:
it essencially says "the meat we used in this meal comes from finland"
you're welcome-
Finnish mk watchers unite! and btw how dare u steal my comment idea.
@@the_tax_evader3657 olin vaa nopeempi lol 😎/j
Hei asutko helsingissä
@@virrrrnogamer jep
@@yummyeemyee9600 no
Toiletman’s weakness:
Taco Bell
Duolingo: 'You can become fluent in any of language with only 15 minutes of practice per day!'
Also Duolingo:
0:38 - 1:09
That’s officially the longest silence I’ve heard
Guess u never hear silence in ur life
6:01 That's some deep ass poetry
3:46 oh! why thank you-
and yeah, finnish is an....interesting language-
you know what we call bras? "rintaliivi"
you know what "rintaliivi" directly translates to? breast vest.
and we call a computer a "tietokone" wich literally translates to "knowledge machine"-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Emkay: T O I L E T M A N
0:15,I just now realised that he has been fliping us off
Oh it is...
2:33 Thats acctually not a spelling error thats just the german spelling of "English" xD and the "sch" is pronounced the same as the english "sh"
On 2:33 here
@@monsterhunterecology5024 Yeah You are right Idk how I messed that up lmao
"How would you like your food?"
"I like my food like i like my women"
"Deepfried?"
"what?"
It would be:
"How would you like your food?"
"I like my food, how like I like my women... Deep fried."
"what?"
If you wanna have the exchange of people talking make sense.
if Toiletman doesn’t show up in Spiderman No Way Home… WE RIOT!
I love the Finnish language, as did Professor Tolkien (who used it as the basis for Quenya, one of his Elvish languages) but I will admit that it is a very difficult language both to learn and to translate.
3:05 This is not a grammar mistake, this is the German word for English.
YES EXACTLY I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Englisch" isn't chenglish, it's actually the legit German word for English.
0:10 TOILET
0:11
Ah yes, my favorite superhero
*T O I L E T M A N*
The video only started and my brain definitely was NOT ready for "toiletman"... bada bing bada boom, granted, I'm now lying on the floor laughing
3:05 I mean yes, in German you write English with an sch at the end (spoken out abit harder than sh), my keyboard sometimes autocorrects it with sch, but this shouldnt happen in a job advertisement xD
@@yummyeemyee9600 alter...
Ah, I was looking for this comment. Nobody seems to be pointing out that's a real word.
Toilet man, Toilet man. Does whatever a toilet can.
“Don’t touch yourself. Ask the staff. Thank you.” had me WHEEZING
Pretty sure that one at 1:50 odd is condoms based on what is on the bootleg Pikachu's ears and tail.
6:21 was so bad it broke the editor.
3:00
"Please do not throw trash here"
3:15
"Crispy Crispy Salt and Pepper Spring Fish"
3:39
"The meat raw material we use in the portion is Finnish"
3:01
translation:
"the meat product used in the dish is from finland"
Detailed translation:
Annoksessa (in the "food" /"dish")
käyttämämme ("we used";)
liharaaka-aine (formed from 3words to form one big difficult finnish word(meat, raw, material) which translates to;"meatproduct" / "ingredient")
on suomalaista (is finnish)
Source: im finnish.
7:47
Ten
*TEEN*
*T E E E N*
"lets see what we can see"
**Has a fucking stroke and gets into a coma for 30 seconds**
Let's get into it
*20 seconds of silence*
CATS
At some point robin needs to open with “I’m robin and I don’t lay an egg” and start with some bird or egg thing if possible
*"lets see what we can get!"*
*top ten things before silence*
Me: enjoing happy music and waiting for the video to start
Robin: CATS ...
Me: scared af because it was so sudden XD
My brother went to $2 Shop in Australia to buy Souvenir Australia caps. He bought several of them but didn’t check All of them, when he got home he realized that it actually spelled “AUSTARLIA”
Yk I'm genuinely confused about this but it makes me laugh so-
@@yummyeemyee9600 GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
I'm asian and I Just got a B on chemistry. My dad was mad and since I hate speaking my own language he said "your result best be trash" 😂
Lol, all the stereotypes
1:37 a fact that blind child cant see it
always love this subreddit! and starting with a classic meme/engrish...Zero Wing btw is the game, has a great soundtrack
"don't the food with bare hands"
*"don't the cat"*
5:11 This one. This one got me good. Damn near died choking from laughing so hard.
"Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died"
3:26 - So we all just gonna ignore waldo?
@0:02 Toiletman: Coming soon to the MCU.
Mark. My. Words.
This is now my favourite subreddit
OH MY GOD MY POST MADE IT INTO AN EMKAY VIDEO 4:51
5:40
I refuse to believe that dude Is Italian
I believe it. He's insufferable enough.
@@bat6353 NOOOOOOOOOOOH
Robin + r/engrish = HILARIOUS!
I haven't bene finding a lot of r/engrish lately on those Korean clip art websites but when I do I'll post them on reddit
also the "hot special drink" sounds really good to me.
If anyone is curious, the horse to urinate thing actually means “brown egg salad” in Thai, I think?the reason is because brown eggs are called “horse piss egg” because of the color. Kinda weird not gonna lie..
2:33 that’s the German spelling of “English,” and is pronounced the exact same.
You know it's good when Robin narrates
"Let's see what we can see"
Or I guess we could not
"Do not dumb here.
Not dumb area here."
Sanda: "Don't you have to be stupid somewher else?"
Patrick: "Not until 4."
the perfect intro...
*T O I L E T*
fingers
hands
As The Thai People this "ยำไข่เยี่ยวม้า"is"ไข่เยี่ยวม้า"in a Salad Style
ไข่เยี่ยวม้า is a Duck Egg with Special Ingredients (I kinda Not Know how to it)
And...
The Name of it "ไข่เยี่ยวม้า" is Spell as...
"Horse Piss's Egg"
The Tick, with concern: "Spoon."
Love how there was 30s of stalling but it still didn’t hit 10m LMAO
10 min doesn't even matter anymore. Mideolls are like 8 mins now
@@safeforwork8546 yeah but the rules change constantly so it can go back to 10m at any time
That silence in the first minute made me extremely anxious
“Toilet man”
Why did I think of Hanako-kun lmao
7:19 the fire is labeled fire and I find that hilarious
1:26 Got this "universal" battery charger with an illigel (too drunk/lazy to correct) laser pointer off wish... it came with an australian power adapter converter which is nice.
Ha
2:45
Ah yes, the return of the Distab Marread man.
You know its good when you have emkay on a relaxing day
The 30 sec of nothing was to pay respects to toilet man
*currently enjoying 15 seconds of nothingness*
3:19 anyone else see Waldo on her arm?
😂 Thank you so much for getting me up & going, with this video! ❤
I actually enjoyed the silence. It was nice to reflect, just calmly listening to the emkay theme.
T O I L E T. This video is so funny and good,but please make more of r/bossfight.
Have you considered just, going to the subreddit?
@@ultimate8125 yes,but Emkay makes it more interesting and funny.
ROBIN, YESSS
If only there was screaming before that moment of silence, then that would be the sound of forgiveness.
I take Chinese in school and this sub is basically what happens if you use Google Translate to do homework.
Okay, is the long silence after the start intentional, or...
4:40 Anyone know what this is meant to say? Cause I've spent about 5 minutes trying to work it out and it makes as much sense as a chocolate kettle.
The only thing I could make any sense of was maybe that poet sun we is poet sun tzu
They're saying you shouldn't kill fish just for entertainment. You're welcome.
@@danmakufan I mean, it is now they've fixed the nothingness. I've changed the time code so it matches the section I was referring to
i was so confused by the silence lmaoo
This is so funny, really helping me recover from an anxiety attack
didn't want to but had to resort to watching YT in class to recover :/
This is basically anti-anxiety cream for your brain.
2:27 this violates rule 3 of r/engrish. It's clearly the off-brand version of an Arduino vs. Evil safety noncompliance sticker, which had bad English on purpose.
Fun fact: nobody has finished the video yet
well technically the editors have
@UCj7NyBbfpVtBXwZuCJ3J0mA i was trying to get first comment then edit it
I finished it
@@itzflappy1198 Wait what is going on in your reply
its been 15 sec that now i have a wife, 2 children, a random racoon pet and a sweet loving home as an author
If y’all are curious about the part where it says: ここにゴミを捨てない下さい, it actually translates to: Please don’t throw trash here. 2:28