Catholic Unintentional ASMR Part 4 👼 The WEIRDEST Products (Compilation)

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  • @SparkyNarwhal
    @SparkyNarwhal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    Jesus hanging on an American flag crucifix seems like something out of South Park.

    • @Feadzy
      @Feadzy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ✨️ Imported from Italy ✨️

    • @ladypalerider
      @ladypalerider 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Feadzyplease I'm crying 😂

  • @ericochoa4271
    @ericochoa4271 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    540 bucks for a crucifix? It better be able to turn water into wine for that price.

    • @katvtay
      @katvtay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂

    • @dec13666
      @dec13666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It does...
      *Provided you're a man of faith* 😳

  • @wonderboy76
    @wonderboy76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +494

    I love the Sorrowful Mother triptych that's like a big Catholic Polly Pocket 😅

    • @Millennial_Mike
      @Millennial_Mike 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😆

    • @wandervoltz
      @wandervoltz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      OMG YES! It's a holy Polly Pocket! Does it come with different colored shawls? 😂😂😂

    • @fieldsofmercury1291
      @fieldsofmercury1291 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Also like Mighty Max! 🤘

    • @Texasgrrl77
      @Texasgrrl77 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Millennial_Mike😂😂😂

    • @morbidharlot
      @morbidharlot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      11:51

  • @BullofCrete
    @BullofCrete 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +396

    I sometimes forget just how much Catholicism really revels in the physical suffering that Jesus went under. You don't typically get that in Protestantism, it's mostly the fact that he died on the cross.

    • @katvtay
      @katvtay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It’s not them reveling.

    • @FourEyedFrenchman
      @FourEyedFrenchman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      We don't so much revel in Christ's suffering as we try and do our best to remember and appreciate His suffering and sacrifice. The Cross is "a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles." It represents the strange and mysterious way God works in the world. God took crucifixion, the most humiliating and agonizing form of execution ever devised, and turned it into the means of humanity's redemption and a symbol of salvation. "He who does not take up his cross and follow me is not worthy of me."

    • @MBlto
      @MBlto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah it's literally cult propaganda, it's insane how we are taught to worship the object that killed Jesus and all the violent imagery ever since we are little. but then watch christians throw a fit at videogames or anything remotely "violent". a bunch of brainwashed hypocrites honestly

    • @kaorii10
      @kaorii10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MBltowho taught you to worship the cross? Christians don’t worship objects; they worship God. The cross is a symbol of worship, it is a reminder of Jesus’s love and sacrifice. It is not worshipped. You don’t know as much as you think, and your stupidity renders your little rant invalid.

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Catholicism and suffering go hand in hand.

  • @dogski2822
    @dogski2822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    “People pay thousands and thousands of dollars to make something look ugly.”
    - Mother Angelica

  • @TheLondonLass
    @TheLondonLass 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    It’s like religious TJ Maxx! My dad’s family is Catholic and they wouldn’t want any of this!

    • @osiris676
      @osiris676 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Same goes with my mom. I litteraly don't know who buys that crap 😅

    • @katvtay
      @katvtay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@osiris676Me neither! Not even my aunt, although she has far too many relics.

  • @FourEyedFrenchman
    @FourEyedFrenchman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    As a Catholic, this stuff weirds even me out. I've got all the basic stuff: icons, a couple crucifixes, rosaries, a Bible, a catechism, etc. Never in a million years would I get something like a Jesus bust, a $540 crucifix, or a combo statuette-triptych. And the militaristic/patriotic stuff is really out there, considering America's legacy of anti-Catholicism.
    EWTN is considered very vanilla and entry-level in Catholic circles, but their religious catalogue is loaded with some truly niche and bizarre stuff, not to mention pricey and tacky looking in some cases. Very 70s and 80s American Catholicism. In other words: beige, aesthetic tragedy.

    • @Pozorrogo
      @Pozorrogo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Im going to take a stab in the dark and say that probably the people who actually buy this stuff are well-meaning people who like to make donations, but kind of want a little something to show for it. Thats the only way to justify the prices where it would kinda make sense

    • @matthewm5581
      @matthewm5581 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a veteran and a Catholic. Not really "out there" when there are a lot of us.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The patriotic stuff is straight up blasphemhy. It's sickening.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Pozorrogo They are the same people who think plastering a flag all over their truck makes them better patriots. The symbol is more important than the required actions.

    • @matthewm5581
      @matthewm5581 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@loosilu Patriotism is not blasphemy. Dumb and wrong.

  • @alicewildermoth5448
    @alicewildermoth5448 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love how your commentary is always so mild and polite for items that are so absolutely unhinged

  • @bethanylalala
    @bethanylalala 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    first 5 seconds: selling the blood sweat and tears of jesus. can’t wait to sleep like a baby to this content.

  • @madisonmackey9780
    @madisonmackey9780 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    “And Jesus seems to be looking at Francis, like, ‘What are you doing? I’m dying here’”
    Should have been used in the official description.

    • @dec13666
      @dec13666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was dead by then 😂😂😂

    • @alicewildermoth5448
      @alicewildermoth5448 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Sucking the blood out of him" sent me

  • @drsethfinkle
    @drsethfinkle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Behold, this 5" fiberglass statue of St. Manicotti, Patron Saint of matte toenail polish, Bengal tigers, and small blue plastic Lego people.

  • @gilliebees
    @gilliebees 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    THE LIFESIZE FIBERGLASS BABY JESUS!!!!!! I expected all the gory crucification merch but somehow that caught me off guard 😂

    • @wandervoltz
      @wandervoltz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And why is his hairline receding 😂😂😂😂

    • @RamsesYall
      @RamsesYall 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      During Christmas my family has multiples of these in different sizes and everyone crawls on their knees up to them and kisses them while singing hymns

  • @snoopylover421
    @snoopylover421 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I love listening to you describe the item first because no matter what you say I'm never prepared for what it actually looks like

  • @Kyon871
    @Kyon871 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    imagine walking into your boss’s office for a performance review and the agony crucifix is behind his desk… 😅

  • @Mousey10101
    @Mousey10101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    0:33 Just those two clips, just audio and no context is funny to me! "Got some interesting things to show you today. BEGONE SATAN!"

  • @gloriagarcia8984
    @gloriagarcia8984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I'm Spanish and I've see lots of catholic things throughout my life. Out churches are full of objects like the ones in thid video, but they're obviously originals (wooden statues that are centuries old, ancient paintings, relics...). It's really strange to see cheap copies like these 😅
    I'm not catholic myself but my family is so there are crucifixes, images of mary, little statues of saints/Mary, etc. in my house and the houses of my relatives. Most are a bit unsettling but I've always loved the fountains of holy water. We have beautiful large size fountains made of stone and also small ones to hang at home or in the garden. The small handmade ones can be stunning, either made of metal or ceramics. They're called "aguabenditeras" or "pilas de agua bendita".

  • @pepsi863
    @pepsi863 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    The beef between findcalm and Emily finna end up on worldstar at some point if it goes on 💀💀💀

    • @Kyon871
      @Kyon871 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      forget meg and nicki… this is the real beef i want to see

    • @HazyPinkSky
      @HazyPinkSky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Kyon871mte especially since Meg won so easily, these two would actually go toe to toe and I wanna see who comes out victorious

    • @xBwahx
      @xBwahx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can someone explain? I keep falling asleep. WHO IS EMILY? lol

    • @Silverity
      @Silverity 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@xBwahx LOL Emily is the woman presenting the items.

    • @xBwahx
      @xBwahx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Silverity And what would be the beef? Lol

  • @BanilyaGorilya
    @BanilyaGorilya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As a listener of metal myself I’d rock that St Benedict Black Cap no cap unironically since the ironic listeners will think the insignia belongs to some band but it’s the mark of St Benedict.

  • @wdgbirmingham2
    @wdgbirmingham2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    EWTN is located here in a wooded suburb of Birmingham called Irondale. I used to look to see if I could see Mother Angelica in the backyard in her habit when I'd drive by! Never saw her, but many times saw robed monks.

  • @deathdaryl
    @deathdaryl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Ah yes. Commercialism. Just as god intended.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    I'd love to see some of the working conditions in the factories that push out this holy junk.

    • @effie3798
      @effie3798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      For people who glorify a bleeding dead man stuck to a stick with nails, do you think they really care much about working conditions? 😂

    • @freecandyss
      @freecandyss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@effie3798it’s funny how much you hate religion but you’re still watching this video🤣

    • @effie3798
      @effie3798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@freecandyss well, I am a fan of the true crime and comedy. This video has both. Super entertaining.

    • @freecandyss
      @freecandyss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@effie3798 girl- again you sound goofy😭 but may God forgive you ig

    • @justicejericho97
      @justicejericho97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@freecandyss God doesn't exist

  • @Willowtree82
    @Willowtree82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Papal crucifix is the most original as it shows the wood at the top bowed from his weight and there was a small block actually for his feet which is why knees are bent

  • @abrahamvanhelsing6723
    @abrahamvanhelsing6723 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    We Catholics sure love our collectibles and memorabilia

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You guys sure love homophobia too

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Dolphinboi Not really. I think you might be confusing Catholics for American evangelical protestants. Most Catholics don't care if you're gay.

    • @Willowtree82
      @Willowtree82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You mean devotions not memorabilia 😅

    • @h.w.4482
      @h.w.4482 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn't tell someone who weighs 300lbs to go to McDonald's would I

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Something something flipping tables in the temple...

  • @StargazerLily82
    @StargazerLily82 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love your voice. So relaxing.

  • @LeCrenn
    @LeCrenn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Hahaha! When she opened the statuette of Mary! Oh god, this is hysterical. Too funny to be ASMR.

  • @ckpaige3956
    @ckpaige3956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The Ecce Homo bust looks like an expression that should be part of a meme, like "When it's 30 minutes from quitting time, and you get told everyone has to work late," or something similar. I have *never* understood the appeal of such lurid and gaudy religious merchandise or the tee shirts that go for the most gory depiction imaginable of Jesus. If I had so much money, I could buy it without any guilt or self-loathing, I'd love to have a room devoted to being a showplace for as many items like this as I could fit into it, just to watch the reaction of new guests.

    • @ckpaige3956
      @ckpaige3956 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      P.S. Didn't that St. John Vianney guy play the role of Kane in Poltergeist II: the Other Side? 🤔

  • @ryanhelton1865
    @ryanhelton1865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    These people actually exist in the world and that scares me

    • @Synthetic-Rabbit
      @Synthetic-Rabbit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's far worse people and far more extremely violent religious people than this all over the world and in the Middle East.

  • @PiraticalNonsense
    @PiraticalNonsense 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I was shrieking in shock about 5 seconds in. 😂Thank you for this delightful compilation, it's utterly hilarious! And for the record, I love your voice, it's very soothing. I enjoy the segments with you talking just as much as everything else, if not more!

  • @ChibiWagner
    @ChibiWagner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    oh my godddd the kneeling santa ornament, my super religious aunt got my family that one year for christmas and it became a running joke

    • @marcolorenti9637
      @marcolorenti9637 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least it wasn't the Veronica's veil plaque.

  • @PlebeianGoth
    @PlebeianGoth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    These videos led me to watch EWTN as an atheist. Let me tell you guys it is, to put it lightly, hog wild. There was a whole sports-talk style show about marriage! These ASMR videos are a much better way of getting the fun stuff, at least for the catalogue portion. Thanks for making these! I think it's a lot of fun!

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd find it hilarious if I weren't so traumatized.

  • @childrenandart1
    @childrenandart1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It is such a full-circle experience to see EWTN featured on an ASMR channel. I used to watch it as a teenager, before the name ASMR existed to describe the experience. The religious catalogue was my favorite and I always tried to catch it. I think I even had taped a few of them on VHS. Mother Angelica was one of a kind.

  • @xstarsystemsx
    @xstarsystemsx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Jesus about to flip some tables. 😂

  • @chrismoiser6477
    @chrismoiser6477 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Man i love all this Catholic stuff. I'm a real cathoholic.

  • @Hoju3942
    @Hoju3942 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    How the fuck am I supposed to relax and fall asleep when I'm laughing this hard for an hour straight?

  • @LittleMadameAnything
    @LittleMadameAnything 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    now why has giant baby Jesus in the crib already a receding hairline

  • @canadiangirl2839
    @canadiangirl2839 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your honesty and the EWTN series! Making me fall asleep in a fun mood!

  • @emmas7937
    @emmas7937 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you for compiling these videos. My family is non religious and I’d never be exposed to this kind of thing if it wasn’t for your videos. Always very strange and compelling to me! The more bizarre the better imo

  • @pillznillz3242
    @pillznillz3242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Your ASMR cracks me up 😂😂😂. Its was both relaxing and hilarious

  • @Wanderlust246
    @Wanderlust246 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would rather listen to YOUR voice. It’s so relaxing, it makes me fall asleep

  • @coggieskaz7115
    @coggieskaz7115 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This should be listed as a scary video. Seriously, I need watch the Brady Bunch to relax

  • @kylesanders8276
    @kylesanders8276 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I had a headache tonight and this was nice to close my eyes to

  • @ladypalerider
    @ladypalerider 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Finally we can all relax together during the final agony of Christ

  • @m.d.wiselka4567
    @m.d.wiselka4567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Personally, I think your commentary makes this video even better!

  • @ladylecter636
    @ladylecter636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Gosh that bust of Jesus' face is incredibly sad. I know it's supposed to depict the suffering he went through but that's got to be an upsetting thing to see in your home everyday

    • @katvtay
      @katvtay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Idk why but the way you worded that made me bust out laughing. You all are too funny in the comments for this to hit as asmr. 😂😂😂

    • @bringbackthedarkness
      @bringbackthedarkness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      fr like why would i want to see something with fake blood pouring out of it in my home everyday 💀

    • @LB-gi7dx
      @LB-gi7dx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's really not

    • @matthewm5581
      @matthewm5581 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She does say how the constant reminder helps us in our lives. Catholics often meditate on the life and suffering of Christ, to more closely unite ourselves to him.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We Catholics are immune.

  • @wonderboy76
    @wonderboy76 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    has EWTN switched to flogging Halloween merch now? 😂

  • @mars7639
    @mars7639 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some answers to questions you may have about Holy Water and fonts:
    - What do you do with a font?
    You just put it in your house, usually on the wall or a table near the front door or in a prayer room. It’s like when you’re in a Catholic church - as you’re entering/exiting you dab yourself up with the sign of the cross. There are other times it’s used for personal use, this is just the most common. Personally I love the melodrama of owning a font and think we should start getting more fonts in homes for the immense and slightly haunting vibe they bring to a room.
    - What do you do with Holy Water?
    Mostly just the above, but I grew up Catholic in a home where it’s used liberally - my mom keeps bottles of it in the house that she decants into little home fonts or specially made bottles to carry around with her in her purse and car. She mostly uses it to “bless” spaces she or her loved ones will be using long-term (i.e. bedrooms, new vehicles, hotels) by flicking it around in all the doorways and corners. I guess it’s like a ritual to figuratively cast a protective barrier around anywhere she considers a home. It’s not particularly unusual in the part of the world she’s from for people to use it this way, or even to drink small amounts in the event of a bad bout of illness as a kind of supplement to real medicine. It’s just salty water that’s been prayed over, so it’s generally safe to consume a little, just don’t down a bottle or you’ll probably throw up. I’m sure people use it in other ways too though.
    - Where do you get Holy Water?
    You can buy it or just get bottles from church. Sometimes there’s a thing you can fill up your own from for free. Think my mom just takes gallon bottles to the church and fills them herself from a big batch they bless or waits for special days in the Catholic year to get the priest to make her some. Getting it straight from a priest isn’t as odd as you might think if you are - like me - from a tiny town/parish where everyone knows each other. No clue if that’s the norm in most places though!
    In conclusion: buy a font for your house today.

  • @deanmcmurph9234
    @deanmcmurph9234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    As a Christian turned atheist, it boggles my mind that I would have heard/seen things like this 15+ years ago and found it normal 😓

    • @Hunterr8
      @Hunterr8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How dare people have good morals.
      I'll pray you return to Jesus. God Bless.

    • @deanmcmurph9234
      @deanmcmurph9234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      My comment had nothing to do with “good morals”. 🙄 And please don’t pray for me.

    • @Hunterr8
      @Hunterr8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@deanmcmurph9234 It had everything to do with it. Modern morals are brought by Christianity. Too late. I'll pray for all souls.

    • @wiilover07
      @wiilover07 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Hunterr8 It's not about morals. It's creepy cult shit that is acceptable in our society. Gross.

    • @kaorii10
      @kaorii10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except this is geared towards the Catholic Church, Christianity has bo use for such religious aids. Dolt.

  • @dwightarmy
    @dwightarmy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for this video. I fell asleep so quickly. My mom and grandmother love these items. I wish they would just save their money.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Catholic homegirl is back with more merch!🎉🎉🎉

  • @fly_you_fools
    @fly_you_fools 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The bust looks like nick cage

    • @tuoctran43
      @tuoctran43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daisychainreaction
    @daisychainreaction 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    any chance you'd upload a version of this with just the lady? i love your soft spoken voice, though sometimes i just want to rawdog the weird catholic stuff 😂

    • @SylveonSimp
      @SylveonSimp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      you can go to the original channel and watch her 24/7

    • @daisychainreaction
      @daisychainreaction 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      that's true @@SylveonSimp but i like find calm's taste in clips and the way it's edited to just the catalogue parts, and i like giving him the ad revenue not the church haha

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@daisychainreaction The ad revenue from their videos goes to EWTN - not the Catholic church. EWTN is a private company and is not affiliated with the Catholic church.

  • @willturner99
    @willturner99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I can’t believe the price of some of these products. $540 for a Jesus crucifix???

  • @Dirtybeetlebeetle
    @Dirtybeetlebeetle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love your EWTN compilation videos and your commentary:)

  • @Lisaaa321
    @Lisaaa321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I know damn well that plaque is not her favorite 😂

  • @teachitash
    @teachitash 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like the Santa kneeling by the manger ornament 🤷‍♀️

  • @TinkerTailorSailorTy
    @TinkerTailorSailorTy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    It might make a lot more sense when you realize that old people buying these weird religious figurines and other items is not so different from young people buying anime statues of absurd character designs and merchandise that would look insane to people who have never watched anime.

    • @albedoweatheruno
      @albedoweatheruno 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      as a young person who does buy anime figures, i'd like to argue that nowhere do figures ever come cross to whatever the hell this entire catalogue is

    • @h.w.4482
      @h.w.4482 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      don't lie, you know people that have whole walls of funky pops

    • @AbiSaysThings
      @AbiSaysThings 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think a lot of people collect ugly tat. It's still ugly tat.

    • @basiliska
      @basiliska 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      comparing jesus statues to anime figurines is an INSANE take

    • @StinkyGreenBud
      @StinkyGreenBud 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its all garbage and a waste of money and resources.

  • @MsAlexxx99
    @MsAlexxx99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Nl entiendo la manía de querer ver a Jesús con sangre y sufriendo es mejor verlo como lo veían sus discípulos un hombre sabio y dedicado siempre tranquilo y bonachón

  • @MOOJL
    @MOOJL 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don't know if other viewers have complained, but I love the compilations where you provide commentary, personally!

  • @joshuaeli2789
    @joshuaeli2789 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I genuinely find your descriptions and personal opinions of the products hilarious. Unintentional humor at its finest 😂

    • @effie3798
      @effie3798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ooooo you just came up with a new genre! Unintentional humor!

  • @slovenika9108
    @slovenika9108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    haha your comments on these hideous items are exquisite, haha! I laughed!

  • @sbectrek
    @sbectrek 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Ahahaha the Jesus croissant tray 😂

  • @labardoodle1
    @labardoodle1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that wooden bead rosary…having flashbacks to childhood 😅

  • @meg685
    @meg685 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    as a catholic I think most of us can agree that EWTN items can be weird or tacky.. they mostly cater to old people who have time and money to spend 😅

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As Catholic merch goes, this stuff is very tasteful indeed.

  • @tunnotron3000
    @tunnotron3000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Why did they give the baby Jesus a Phil Collins hairdo?

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cuz jesus he knows me, and he knooows i’m right 🎶 i’ve been talking to jesus, all my life 🎶

  • @eddieray
    @eddieray 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really love your voice & sarcastic tone. 😂 So relaxing & funny.

  • @Type_null14
    @Type_null14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:14 your first impression/description of St. Padre Pío was spot on, it made me chuckle 😆 great work 👍 amazing finds here, I’ve always enjoyed catholic art, even as a child, having to stare at painted walls for hours, I always found some sort of comedic value in the art style, it’s hard to explain but it can tell many different stories 🖼️

  • @olgatrotsenko2153
    @olgatrotsenko2153 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tbh I liked the idea of kneeling St. Nicolas. Just replace Coca-Cola clothes with traditional St. Nicolas garment and I would buy it when I become old and rich.

  • @amyfrosty
    @amyfrosty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The bust thing on the preview is TERRIFYING

    • @lottalove8419
      @lottalove8419 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      My very Catholic grandparents have one of those in each room in their house. I’m not joking.

  • @MartinFinnigan
    @MartinFinnigan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was brought up Catholic, but I'm an atheist in my own belief, and I have never seen anything like this in the UK, I feel this is very capitalistic and very American 😅

    • @Willowtree82
      @Willowtree82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's actually common throughout the America's including and mostly in Latin America

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THis is quite standard for HIspanic churches. YOu will also find it among Italians and Irish sometimes.

  • @JSXlllOnline
    @JSXlllOnline 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why did I intuitively read "underaged" instead of "unintentional" after reading catholic?

  • @cbrad-eo6nt
    @cbrad-eo6nt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I would buy up that St. Dymphna medal in a second, but some of these are actually weird af

  • @pascald67
    @pascald67 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I laughed out loud @7:20, "what are you doing" :D

  • @loosilu
    @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had that wooden rosary when I was little!

  • @ri500
    @ri500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A crucifix in every room is crazy

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's quite common. My mother did it.

  • @keepchillin4261
    @keepchillin4261 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Baby Jesus rocking that Angus Young hairstyle.

  • @fly_you_fools
    @fly_you_fools 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Why do angels need armor and swords? And why haven’t they updated to Kevlar and rifles? If they’re “pure spiritual beings “ why do they need any trappings of physical protection? Why do they ask to reject a culture of death and then have images of torturing people to death literally in “every room of your house” ???
    I do not understand religion at all.

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you seriously that dense? It's a representation of an angel - not what angels literally look like. Just like the way we think Jesus looks with the beard and long hair is simply a representation. No Catholic genuinely believes that Jesus was a white guy who looks exactly like he is depicted on crucifixes...
      Also, what "culture of death" does Christianity apparently reject? Christians do not deny that people die. And people don't hang crucifixes in their homes because they love the idea of crucifixion as a torture method. How is this something that needs to be explained to you? Were you born yesterday?

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's St Michael the Archangel, who is fighting Lucifer. And yes, it is common to have a crucifix in every room of your house. After a lifetime of looking at crucifixes, they just don't register as torture any more.

  • @shizampah
    @shizampah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think this is my favorite youtube video.

  • @josemarcelino9667
    @josemarcelino9667 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The lady scares me. I mean the presenter. She barely moves and the smile is ice.

  • @andrewjenkins9965
    @andrewjenkins9965 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Oh boy, something new to relax to!
    "...His face dripping with sweat and blood..."
    Oh, okay.
    Gotta say, actually... weird stuff like this is right up my alley. Not to buy, of course - at least not this kind of stuff - but it's fun to see.

  • @HardcoreGamerVG
    @HardcoreGamerVG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    🤣🤣🤣 Please!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Ok ok, I know this is meant to be relaxing... but the selection is so brilliant that it captures me sooo much... ok I know I need to concentrate on the relaxing aspects, but jeeez! It's a challenge! 😂😂 🙏🙏🙏 Thank you! Really clever 🥰

  • @abracabadass
    @abracabadass 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    catholicism and consumerism are besties

  • @ri500
    @ri500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve never seen a glint of life or emotion in this woman’s eyes.. something is a bit off. She’s the perfect character in some horror movie that turns out to be evil incarnate and everyone saw it coming lol. Sorry I’m sure she’s sweet just annoyingly traditional

  • @Couscouscouscous
    @Couscouscouscous 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loooove your commentary lol

  • @snarferyasmr3739
    @snarferyasmr3739 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Love how white baby jesus is, seeing as how he was from the middle east 😂

    • @Willowtree82
      @Willowtree82 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Everyone in the middle east then were white, the entirety of the Roman Empire was. The only reason the ME looks the way it does today is because of invasion from Asia and the Arabian peninsula almost a millenia later. Even Turkey was originally Greece. For an example of how quickly populations can change look at Paris, London and New York streets only 100 years ago compared to today. This is just the facts of migration and invasions from war

    • @skoogadoo
      @skoogadoo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Willowtree82rome wasn't white, it was an empire that spanned three continents and was incredibly multiethnic

  • @federicamessina9050
    @federicamessina9050 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Oh not the Virgin Mary with USA flag 😂

  • @FBuilding
    @FBuilding 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was browsing for some asmr and now I feel like playing Doom Eternal.
    Wrong path.

  • @Fronko_
    @Fronko_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I grew up catholic and can assure you that you can find this creepy imagery everywhere in Southern Italy, visible blood and gore included.

  • @mattyh6837
    @mattyh6837 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That jesus statue looked good id buy it.

  • @DarkMachineNation
    @DarkMachineNation 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Never been so relaxed and unsettled at the same time.
    If I'm drifting away and suddenly hear an authoritative "be gone Satan" ...I'm gonna get jumpscared.

  • @summerpeachwhisper
    @summerpeachwhisper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think some of these items are sourced from religious establishments/mission areas as a way of supporting their local ministry.

  • @thefadingmoonlight
    @thefadingmoonlight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine actually putting the fiberglass statue of baby Jesus under the Christmas tree 😂

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A baby Jesus that size is intended for churches. It's weird to shill it for home use.

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    these price points are mind blowing, who is their target audience?

  • @amandamartin1905
    @amandamartin1905 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What are you doing? I'm dying here....oh man I died.

  • @ultra_violent
    @ultra_violent 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    when the guy faces head on he kind of looks likes morrissey from the smiths lol

  • @BionicPig95
    @BionicPig95 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A USA flag themed crucifix is just bizarre.

  • @YagaYooo
    @YagaYooo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Not my proudest tug but needs must. Shout out to JC

    • @tuoctran43
      @tuoctran43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bro 😭

  • @anonymous_theories
    @anonymous_theories 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It is far too late to be busting up. The true testament of faith was keeping quiet while the house slept.

  • @gabrielcousineau5020
    @gabrielcousineau5020 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I can’t believe people actually buy this stuff 😭😭😭😭😭 I respect the actual hustle of the Catholic Church and companies like so much for the amount of money they fraud people for

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You think the idea of exchanging money for goods is inherently fraudulent?
      If people want to buy this stuff, then how that is that fraud? People can choose to spend their money on whatever they want.

  • @Kyon871
    @Kyon871 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    to answer your confusion at 22:04, read the wikipedia page for “american civil religion”