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Daz: *is kinda quiet*
Me: *turns up volume*
Daz: “PERSONALLY!!!”
Saraaf1027 Yeah the volume on his voice is WAY too low and the videos too high. I lost my right eardrum when he screamed LINDA!!
Saraaf1027 I have made your day, I made it the 💯 Like! Your welcome.
DUDE I SAW THIS COMMENT THE SECOND I HAD TURNED UP MY VOLUME AND I READ "PERONALLY" AS HE YELLED IT LMAO
I thought there was something weird wrong with my speakers lol.
I read that just as he said PERSONALLY
"Don't try to drop a freestyle on live TV, unless you're Eminem."
--Daz Black
Must be a Weasely i love you profile picture and user name
@@persephone5137 HOLY FUDGENS ITS DRACO MALFOY-
mya yeehaw 💁🏼♂️
I was your 600th like
Holly G there is only 599
I like how Daz treats the low disk space as a person
“Shut up and don’t interrupt me”
This should get....6.7k likes rnnnn
Lol
Yep
Time stamp?
3:18 is the time stamp
Let’s be honest, it’s his laugh that does it for everyone.
This is so true
Yh
iTs sO cOnTaGiOuS
Yes
It's just his overall energy. It's very infectious.
I suggest a big LOW DISK SPACE design for the new wall setup
Louie V ahhhh I AGREE!
I AGREE!!
Me: Daz do something in the back ground that you hate looking at
Daz: low disk space pop up
YES
Yes!
Everytime I hear the sound of low disk space at school I quietly laugh to myself and imagine him screaming at Linda
Abrial DiGia i remember when i was able to go to school :,)
Kyla _0507 hah lmao
If give this a like but the number is currently 123 so its to perfect
Emily Lampe it’s at 123 now
@@kylacook8446 that's why its perfect, I like this comment but its to perfect so I have not clicked the like
"Theres a pigeon in the ceiling that has been nailed to the roof"
*quote of 2019*
Pigeons GIVE US A BREAK!!
I love pigeons
When I read that he said it 😂
I looked at this right when he said that no joke
It's 2020 now boi
These are 5 times funnier watching at night when everyone in your house is asleep
exactly, feel ya hahahaha
thats me right now lmao
*when you can’t laugh especially*
100%
LOL I burst out laughing at the freestyle one and I wonder if this is why
Destroying something at friends house could be the most akward thing
Yes
Or your friend is being scolded by their parents in front of you an you sit there like
👁👄👁
@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 yeah 😂
@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 I tried something like that a week ago, but over the phone and it was her grandma🙁 and their was a good silence for 3-4 min after that. Because she was apparently being 'loud'.😕
I cried afterward we hung up because I felt bad, I didn't know what to say or do😟
@@linejensen7627 bruh
Daz’s neighbors: That poor Linda her husband making her do everything for him
One thing i need to say is that your pic on your profile is awesome
Oh my God. I literally never thought what it would sound like to others without context. 😂😂😂
@@dawnferland1052 your profile is even better uwu
Beanito Linda isn’t his wife...
this was funny tho
"Personally, I have a wall covered in Jennifer Lawrence's face"
~Daz, 2019
Pirate - Peach 500th like 4 u! For you x❤️😂
Bruh, the 8 year old making a tutorial for Pepper Spray.
Edit: Don't go into the replies, it's a fucking warzone.
There uncle is staying at there house for a week they need it
@Mel's castle calm down jesus
@Melanie's pure heart palace you act like someone hit close to fucking home when they make a uncle joke
@Melanie's pure heart palace bruv what you started dude.
@Melanie's pure heart palace if you cant take dark humour stay off the internet,dumbass
*I'm defintely gonna set Daz's laugh as my Alarm and ringtone. It's so contagious!*
Anonyme User I’m doing this now
More X factor
I love his laugh
Imagine this going off at an awkward moment like a funeral or recieving bad news man 😂😂
@@DezmondTheMoonBear 😂😂😂
*Low Disc Space*
Daz: “Shut up! Don’t interrupt me.”
Abbie Taylor you are everywhere
Abbie Taylor it’s gone to the point where he’s saying it like he’s talking to a person that he doesn’t like
3:18 your welcome ;)
“Why is a seven year old making this?”
Bwhahaha I burst out laughing.
"Anyone wanna ask Santa for anything this year?"
"Yeah, when the f**k are you commin down??" 🤣🤣
"Someone needs to revoke hiS LIBRARY CARD!"
I read this just as he was saying it😂
Not the library card...
Daz: "searches how to make pepper spray"
Me: shits about to go down.
😂😂
Mya lahee 😂😂😂
Daz is something else 😂😂😂
Mya lahee I cried, I actually couldn’t breathe 😂
Mya lahee Katniss fans be like....😂
Daz PC: low disk space
My phone: No sim card inserted
Same
Same lol
Y'all need to put a SIM card in your guy's phones
My pc: No internet m8 like it’s there but it’s not bro
Same
Woman: what are you gonna ask Santa for Christmas
Daz: when he’s gonna come down
IM DYINGGG
🤣
Identity RUINED 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
is it even a Daz video if he doesn’t have a side rant?
no 😂 i love it “SIDE RANT”
Liana I say side rant now all the time
No it’s not lol
SSSSSIIIIIDDDDEEEEE RRRRRAAAANNNNTTTT
When my best friend was five years old, she yelled "HE'S A FAKE!" right next to the line of kids waiting to see the mall Santa.
She’s right tho
She knew the truth 👍
That would’ve been nice to know a while ago so I didn’t have to deal with the disappointment later
😂😂
Omg I did the same thing when I was 3
*Try not to feel awkward*
Me: That's my daily challenge 24/7.
I love ur profile pick
@@xxdanimnshtxx._.4446 Cheers fam, I like Kermit memes. XD
LMAO
This comment is beautiful👏👏
Your profile pic is my gc picture
1:19 "Is he alright?"
"DID HE DIE??"
THAT MADE ME CRY OF LAUGHTER IM STILL DYING
and then the little "ohkay there he is" right after 😂😂😂😂
He said by the time she was 7 and a 7 yr old was making the pepper spray video?
Coincidence or nah? 😂
Maybe that was her making it when she was younger 🤔
Love your Laito pic btw XD
5:22
“Your not listening.”
“I’m really really sorry.”
Brittany Bright try Daz viler right here
*vines should't have ended. They always made my days better*
Camouflage Cowgirl ur not a real fan if you don’t know what that means
Camouflage Cowgirl ight ion care anyways
Camouflage Cowgirl and she didn’t even say my not listening
challenge: try not to be awkward
me: *breathes*
*CHALLENGE FAILED*
Erin H “breaths”
olol
apeez man is tjhis arktwaredsf
Me: being myself
FAILED !!!!!!
Yep
Me too
DAZ REACTS
STARRING
Daz Black
Imaginary Assistant Linda
*Low Disc Space*
Lady speaking: Anyone know what they’re gonna ask for from santa?
Daz: Yes, when will you come down?
Had me dead 😂😂
What do u want for Xmas daz-no more Low Disk SPACE
you should decorate iT with TEAAAAAAA
and A PARTYYYYY
together you have a TEA PARTYYYY
Actually darling, you would have "TEAAAAAAA A PARTYYYYY"
And the old banner....that has been my dream
HA
I knew she was gonna be smoking by 7 years old
Me gags
Kagu. Who even looks at their daughter and thinks she’ll be good for porn? What kind of parent thinks of their children doing that? Disgusting
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah I'll bet he watches every movie of her too!!!
JENOVA I threw up a buffet
*heavy knocks* FBI, OPEN UP!
“When the f*** are you coming down?” got me😂😂😂 The santa clip literally killed me😂 Love you, Daz💞
nobody:
daz: forgets how to spell yes
Eeyes?
Why do these comments have likes?
😂🤣😂
What are you even talking about... ?
Are you able to give a timestamp, please?
@@josephleahy8280 5:17
Where’s my fam at that always has to say along with Daz..
“DAZ.... WATCHES!!!” 😂👌🏻
I always do it lmao
its kinda grown on me now
Gang Gang 😂
“DAZ WOT CHAZZ”
The worst feeling is feeling awkward AND embarrassed at the same time
“HES JUST KILLED THAT GUY FUTURE KIDS!” - Daz black 2019 😂😂😂
Daz: “I don’t want to fall on stage.”
1D: *Harry falls at every concert*
Aylee Groenewoud exactly what I thought 😂😂
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS. Harry is adorable though 😂
I love this fandom
Aylee Groenewoud literallyyyyy
Léane G. it really is the best
“I knew that she was gonna be smokin hot since she was 7 years old”
**types: how to make pepper spray**
Dead 😂
You know what else is smoking hot?
@@dusk6549 what
@@unfortunatelyiwokeup pepper spray🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦
“He’s going to kill the granddad isn’t he?”
*”NO HES GOING TO KILL THAT GUYS FUTURE KIDS!!!”*
Hey dabi ^^
D e c e a s e d
I never would have imagine you as a dazzler
“Linda...... Maybe order 4x the shopping list.”
Me to my mum when she’s got chocolate on her list
Can someone please tell me who Linda is
dominique lamothe
His girlfriend😂😂😂😂
@@dominiquelamothe2425 ur not a true fan 😩 Well that’s ok for next time it’s his girlfriend:)
@@miametalle5090 They don't have to be a true fan
I want to see Linda’s face
Challenge: try not to be awkward
Me: *exsits*
Also me : well I've failed
same
Omg such a mood
Wow I *e x s i t* too
Daz: "Awkwardness"
*bursts through the green screen*
Me: Did someone call me
The lady on the over-speaker: Who’s that up there?!
Daz: Santaaa!
You're moving again? Didn't u move like a year ago? 🤷🏻♀️ LINDA.... where's the suitcase
Yeah. I heard it was because Linda wanted a larger office. Linda...
Its the ghosts he finds em and says "fuck no, bye"
Gavin's friend I knew it, maybe adjust the low space situation as well? 🤔
that's a long time to not move tho. I move at least once a year
@@Jjdhjsjshshs I've never moved a day in my life and I'm 24.
Daz: I never fall over !!
*2 months ago*
Daz in Brexit video : *falls 5 times*
🤣🤣
I was literally about to comment this
DAZ : LINDA! MAKE ME A SANDWITCH!
LINDA : MAKE ME ANOTHER BABY!
DAZ : **AKWARDNESS INCREASES TO LEVEL 100**
What is a sandwitch? A witch of sand?
i-
linda isn’t a real person
@@prettyandfallen *gasps* NOOO really? I thought Linda was a person.This is life changing
@@nin2494 think so. does linda have magic abilities? O.O
Yarnne Antierens IS LINDA A *WITCH?* what’s she doing working for Daz then? Is he some kind of warlock who tricks people into believing he’s a great guy?
Daz: get 4x the pepper spray
me: LINDA STILL HAS NOT LEFT
Creep: I knew she'd be hot when she was 7.
Daz: googles how to make pepper spray
Daz: WHY is a 7 year old making pepper spray?
I think we know why Daz.... lol
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I didnt even realize
It's real out here on these streets 🤣😭
daz: “LINDA! GET EVERY INGREDIENT ON THIS TWICE! WE’RE MAKING A BIG BATCH.
his neighbours: *immediately dial 999*
Its Kacey 999?
•Chøc Chip• it’s the emergency number where he lives
A n n a b e l l e U w U Oh .-.
A few minutes later
OK Linda, 4 times 😂🤣
@@cake-yl2qz yes,in the UK
Also I dont get the joke😚✌🏻😅
You should have a wall that says LOW DISK SPACE in huge letters
Copied
Your 99th likeer
He should make more merch
Daz is just perfect like- I can’t.
Daz: I don’t know what the-
DING
Daz: shut up don’t interrupt me
World: ..... 😂
That part played while I was reading this 😂😂
Change the ending to
World : Can we get that quoted?
@@aeoaormdnaog i
8:59
"I guarantee you, all of his lamps at home are made of people." -Daz 2k19
Me: O.O .... LOL
Keith kogane Ik this is random, but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC lol 😂Keith is my everything 😂😂
no, my profile pic dee best. #armyforlife
@@imatrippyhippy9695 Its not competition ? DX
@@senpapichan3459 yees is ees
@@imatrippyhippy9695 -_-
"Did you mean to do that". THAT DUDE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
Nobody:
My very annoying music teachers laptop: ding. Ding. DING. D I N G !!!!!!
Her: I DON’T HAVE LOW DISK SPACEEEEE
Me: 🧐
“Were you meant to do that"
.
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.
.
.
.
.
"Yeah"
@Ethan Done what the hell are you talking about?
@Ethan Done agreed dude it's sad sponge bob drowned
I like cookies
Ikr
daz:you should never put a pistol under your chin!
ad right after: *my period makes me feel like a piñata*
That ad is on my nerves it always plays
@@ShadowWolf14__ I don't know about y'all but I get Ads on Mortal Kombat and Crossout
@@seltaro whaT
I am deceased now😂
guess wat, GOT NO ADS
*Santas hat falls off*
Every kid in that center: *suprised Pikachu face*
They were probably more surprised his beard came off
Ur name is AWESOME! AND I LOVE IT😁 *finger guns*
He just wanted to end it all
I READ SATAN 😭
The clip with "santa" it really shows the child in daz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jennifer Lawrence background? Sounds good to me 😂😂 iconic
*Santa's beard and hat are torn away from the rope*
*Children's hopes and childhood are ruined*
*Daz is laughing in the background*
I'd laugh too
*reads the title*
Me: I’m always awkward
Same :)
Princess and Onyx deadass what i said when i clicked on this
zeinawali shaheera NO BAD WORDS
@@coolestpersonalive-me7491 i just said same ;-;
Same :) 😂
9:16.
*big pause*
Me: ...
Me: *swallows coffee just sitting in mouth*
Me: "Show lives up to its name."
6:34 *I love how daz is concerned about the cake first and then the face of that man.* 😂😂
30 years later...
"He was just dangling by his beard...on the rope.....And that, kids, is how I found out Santa isn't real."
why would you ruin it
@@aliceramdom.s the video did it first
@@aliceramdom.s Listen, It’s a thing that we all go through. We’ve all gone through that moment of realization that Santa isn’t really. It is what it is.
@@aliceramdom.s This isn’t even guided towards a kids audience. Even if a kid were to go through these comments, and saw this, I’m sure they would still believe.
My 7 week old daughter started crying when the girl was signing in the truck....very awkward
Mollie Thompson, Love that 😂
Lmao i cant get over the fact that in 4:17 both the lady in the video and daz had the same reaction to that guy
Literally nobody:
Low disk space: tEeHeE
Eloise Allen This deserves way more likes
@@stephenkite399 nobit doesnt
Low disk space: Im boutta end this mans whole career.
@@cheezesandwhich what does nobit mean.
U have the same name as me!!!!!!
Try not to feel awkward?
Biggest challenge of my life.
NATSUKI
Be unapologetically awkward. Just own it.
Got the notification
IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Same here
Meeee
YESSS
I knowwwww
Rayonna Ballard Ikrrr
Physically cringed at the national anthem being sung
Who's anthem was that????
@@puppetmaster8109 the US
@@adryananichols1143 thanks I apologize for not knowing it I'm Canadian you see and dont really listen to other people's anthems very often
I never knew what anthem it was because I’m Australian
@@puppetmaster8109 makes sense lol
I felt the disappointment from the parents when “Santa” got stuck
**man Falls**
Everyone: omg are you okay?
Daz: HAHAHAAAAA
Had to turn down my volume with the lady singing
Broken-hearted Poet I skipped the last singing in the truck it hurt my eardrums
Lady***
She’s worse than Fergie 😂
Broken-hearted Poet same
I was watching it in 2 in the morning almost got introuble
2:06 I’m so sorry but my mind Immediately went to... shark teeth
1:38
Daz “your never gonna catch me fall”
Me “are you sure about that”
😂
“Try not to feel awkward”
...but that’s my personality
“Try not to feel awkward” “just be yourself..”
Me: “ERROR ERROR!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!”
Same though
Rooroo92 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mood
Daz: Why is a seven year old making this?
Me: BECAUSE THE OTHER GUY STALKED THE ONE WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN!
Daz neighbour: "this poor linda, this guy daz make her do anything, maybe i should go over and check"
me: chill its just a woman that daz scream at, that came out wrong nvm
You are my fav TH-camr, thank you for making vids🙏 😊
“What a creepy ASS man”, clever dig there daz😏😏😂😉
Every other youtuber :I can so relate to that , but let’s not go into that
Daz: ok side rant ...
Ima acc dying 😂😂😂
“Wha- wha- what is he doing....?”
“Ok....... someone needs to reVOKE HIS LIBRARY CARD!”
IM DEAD
I want a linda cut out at the background so bad 😂😂
Low disk space: hI
Daz: SHUT UP
Disk space: *am I a joke to you*
Daz: YES!
The Santa Clause wearing Nike with his beard attached to the rope 😂😂😂
I saw someone just like the old man in the library.
@@chase2402 FOR THE 1ST TIME IN FOR EVERRR
@@chase2402 my dad isn't in my life.....
@@chase2402 i am laughing but i am upset-
Get some pepper spray 👍
@@cheezesandwhich I did =)
The lady that sang the star spangled banner sounded like a Nuclear bomb alarm.
Edit: Omg thanks so much for 2k 0 My insta is @d3m0nica____ Yes I know I pissed a lot of people off suck it 😂
Safarirain222-AJPW HAHAHAUAXHAPXSG
Tyxkookie 102 Lmao
*Mean while in the year 1952* "THE FUCKING COMMIES ARE HERE ALICE GETS THE KIDS IN THE BOMB SHELTER!"
Jesus, is fallout 4 going to become a reality
😂👌
Daz: I don’t know about u but -
Me: IM FEELING 22
DIYLexi I did the same thing!!!
hughes youuuuuuu i’m feeling 22
Daz whenever someone slightly gets hurt: they're dead
🤣
Plot twist: The 7y old making the pepper spray is the same women in the 4:10 spot all grown up.
Its literally daz just laughing at Americans the whole time
Daz: This might be the last video...
Me: No No Daz you can't
Daz:...i film in this house
Me: phew
Booty Cheeks
Clapped
*Me washing my mouth while watching the video*
Random lady singing: AnD tHe rocKeEeTsSsS rEd BlAaAaArEeEe
Me: *Spits out water and starts laughing*
AlphaPotato 411 same
Irrelevant
It’s not only that she was pitchy, off key, and couldn’t hold a note, but she was fluctuating speed. It’s the damn national anthem, it’s not a Michael Jackson song.
DAZ: DONT PUSH SOMEONES HEAD INTO FIRE!!! I don't get y thats FUNNY!!!
me: cry laughing!!
It's not funny
That's fire,and FIRE IS FIRE! IT HURTS!
I think someone needs a sence of humour.
@@ChaosWithFluff you talking to me or the commenter?
@@gaysiegelord i agree, there is nothing funny about it. Hell there is nothing funny about slamming someones head into cake in the first place. As Daz pointed out, what a waste of perfectly good food. It's not about a sense of humour, it's about common decency and politeness. Honestly it would spoil my whole birthday, AND I'd end up in jail cuz they finna catch these hands
Daz Games- sometimes talks about how he has good things ahead and he’s looking forward to showing us what he worked on
Low Disk Space- I’m about to end this man’s whole career
6:57
*Santa coming down the rope*
Me:
_Graduates high school_
_Goes to college_
_Graduates college_
_Gets a job_
_Gets married_
_Have kids_
_Dies_
*Santa still tries to get down the rope*
So when the guy said “I watch incest porn” or whatever the shit was, I went to my kitchen, and grabbed an ACTUAL bottle of pepper spray (don’t ask why we have it) and I sprayed my phone 😂😂
@NCT_ LOVER_ unrelated but I love your name ok bye
Oh god clean your phone or its gonna be *S T I C K Y*
LOL
daz: AGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *signature laughing pause* AHAHAHGAGGA
Me: *calm*
Also me: AHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHGAGAHAHA
Try not to feel awkward?
Smh, guess I've already lost,
because I'm always awkward :')