KALAMITY RAPS: Caillou VS. Cricket Green

Models from: Weights.GG
Music: Suno.AI
Lyrics: ChatGPT
Lyrics:
Caillou:
I’m Caillou, I'm a big boy now,
Even though I’m 4, I’m still makin’ you bow.
I got my bald head, I’m cute and I'm smart,
While you’re just a country boy with no real art.
I may whine and cry, but I still get my way,
Your rhymes are so wack, they just ain’t okay.
I got Rosie, I got Mom, I got Dad,
You’re out here alone, that’s just so sad!
I’m learning to talk, I’m learning to rhyme,
You just wish you had a life as sweet as mine.
So step back, Cricket, I’m ready to play,
But keep your country talk, ‘cause I’m here to stay!
Cricket Green:
Well, bless your heart, Caillou, you think you’re the best,
But you’re stuck in a crib, still takin’ a rest.
I’m Cricket Green, a country boy’s dream,
While you're stuck cryin’, not a single real theme.
You ain’t spittin’ heat, you just throwin’ a fit,
I’m the one out here causin’ all the hype and the grit.
I’m from the South, with that real country flow,
You just whine for cookies like you don’t even know.
I got the Green family, the whole dang crew,
While you can’t even find the words to say "thank you."
I’m making moves while you sit on the floor,
You might be cute, but I’m worth so much more.
Caillou:
I’m strong and I got lots of toys,
I can make my friends and play with all the boys!
I may not rhyme good, but I try my best,
While you look like a cowboy who needs a rest.
I got a big heart and a voice that’s loud,
You’re just a farm kid tryin’ to stand out in a crowd.
I’m famous, I’m special, that’s just how it is,
While you’re just Cricket Green, no one really knows this.
I got a potty, I got snacks, and I got fun,
Your country life’s boring, you’re always on the run.
So back off, Cricket, I’m the king of the show,
Your country rhymes? They got no flow!
Cricket Green:
Oh Caillou, Caillou, you’re tryin' so hard,
But you’re just a kid, you can’t play my card.
I’m out in the fields, with animals and dirt,
While you’re out here screamin' that your life’s the worst.
I got my country crew, I got things to do,
While you're crying ‘bout being 4, boo-hoo.
You need a nap, kid, just take a rest,
While I’m out here livin’, doin’ my best.
You’re cute, I’ll admit, but don’t act like a king,
When your whole world’s about whinin’ for a swing.
I got the love, the charm, the jokes, and the cheer,
While you’re out here stuck with nothing but tears.
Caillou:
I’m Caillou! I’m great! Don’t say no more,
I’ll cry all I want, I’ll even stomp on the floor!
But I’m still the best, with my shirt and my pants,
You’re just a country boy who can't dance!
Cricket Green:
Well, that’s your loss, Caillou, you ain’t got the vibe,
When it comes to the throne, it’s me who will drive.
You can cry, whine, and make all the noise,
But Cricket Green’s here to take down the boys!

[@Thegreatestone-u5i]

Goes hard with 100% volume 🔥🔥🔥

[@Hypno780]

-100%* 😊

[@Thegreatestone-u5i]

@Hypno780 a child made this,you could at least be considerate enough to be nice

[@Hypno780]

@ A child didn’t even make this, it’s just ai slop

[@Thegreatestone-u5i]

@@Hypno780 they still posted it therefore it's their creation meaning that they made it. If they didn't make it it wouldn't exist.

[@Hypno780]

@ Alright fine, this goes hard with 50% volume