after Jaron was left in the dust while he was at sleepaway camp, he never let go of his loss. HIS xStep completion was taken away, and he vowed to never let anyone steal the pedestal away from him ever again. Jaron fell deep into Geometry Dash, honing his dashing skills, spending every waking hour dashing. Jaron began his professional GD career, quickly rising amongst the ranks, becoming a household name in the GD community. Jaron is now looked at as the greatest GD player who ever lived. his GD username? Zoink…
here's the bad ending of xempirs story (real): I feel so bad for Jaron, his friend beat the top 1 xStep while he was at a sleepaway camp, with no phones at all. He could've rised across the leaderboards, beaten xStep himself, possibly Clutterfunk.. but his friend demotivated him.. Jaron's friend now sits at the top, breaking the boundaries of the human limit by beating Electroman Adventures and Theory of Everything. He is praised as the best player in the world, and is currently grinding what was once considered impossible, such as Clubstep. He's gotten 23%, (which is after the absolutely insane memory parts and the numerous frame perfects) and died at the extremely tight ship. One must imagine them happy..
I think the worst part is that the “flying boards” in cycles are supposed to be the floating half-block structures in the ball parts
which isnt even correct as well
You might be right
THOSE ARE IN STEREO MADNESS
i know, thats why its incorrect
after Jaron was left in the dust while he was at sleepaway camp, he never let go of his loss. HIS xStep completion was taken away, and he vowed to never let anyone steal the pedestal away from him ever again. Jaron fell deep into Geometry Dash, honing his dashing skills, spending every waking hour dashing. Jaron began his professional GD career, quickly rising amongst the ranks, becoming a household name in the GD community. Jaron is now looked at as the greatest GD player who ever lived.
his GD username? Zoink…
woah…
Peak fiction right here from xempir
u trying too hard to
peak
Bro trying harder then him in his 18+ video 💀
Jaron totally carried this video 🔥🔥🔥
WHO IS HE
@@GeoBlitzyFRRRRR
i checked out for literally five seconds and then 30 things started happening at once, perfect video
GeoBlitz can you ruin the new 2.2 textures? We would love that, and you can use ur world map texture pack from last time
I might
*wolrd map
yoooo
@@GeoBlitzy YOO TYSM
@@GeoBlitzy
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thank you! I felt my neurons and brain cells getting fried the moment I started watching this video, most educational geoblitz video.
glad to help
here's the bad ending of xempirs story (real):
I feel so bad for Jaron, his friend beat the top 1 xStep while he was at a sleepaway camp, with no phones at all. He could've rised across the leaderboards, beaten xStep himself, possibly Clutterfunk.. but his friend demotivated him.. Jaron's friend now sits at the top, breaking the boundaries of the human limit by beating Electroman Adventures and Theory of Everything. He is praised as the best player in the world, and is currently grinding what was once considered impossible, such as Clubstep. He's gotten 23%, (which is after the absolutely insane memory parts and the numerous frame perfects) and died at the extremely tight ship. One must imagine them happy..
The fact that it got extremely out of context so quickly after the first one
truly an exceptional study on the human condition
@@GeoBlitzy especially with the panda tier list that had the amazing category of just names of humans which makes it much more interesting
@@AirBlade.Frfr
my goat!
ITS YOU
i wish jaron got to see me beat xstep,
but he was at sleepaway camp ! 😭😭
4:15 that means they used yandex translate to translate things from english to emojis (yes that is a thing)
4:14 They probably used Yandex Translate (it has the „Emoji“ language)
I think the “trick boxes” are the fading blocks from clubstep.
10:00
I actually guessed Xstep what the heck
Jaron made me like, sub, and become a member
Holy moly
now watch me whip
now watch me nae nae
watch me whip
whip
a whip without a nae nae
is nothing but an arm movement
"Wait you guys are watching the quiz part? Im watching the slight bit of subway surfers!!!1!!"
0:15 thats oomf
this is peak #cool #fun content
so #cool and #fun
Who let maestro make that final quiz
waboo ahh quiz
@@GeoBlitzy waboo been playing since 2012 dont diss em
@@GameOn-- Only real OGs played geometry jump
@@GeoBlitzy OG players could only use the onetime speed portal... meaning they had to move very slowly the entire time... Wow
@@GameOn-- profound. made with xturboedit.
Man gotta love jump beams and wheels or the character wall.
for the emoji one they were prob using the google translate emoji language thats why fingedash is fingerdash
GeoBlitzy, I love your channel so much, I just had to subscribe!
are you a real person
@@GeoBlitzyi checked their channel and it's just a scam to trick kids by saying they got fortnite skins for free
@@Bubitalk can i have vbucks i want the toph skin
@@GeoBlitzy i don't play fortnite
Lorem ipsum
2:11 the quiz language was Brazilian
portuguese*
Dude really said Brazillian 💀
Mentos tierlist
2:25 coca cola
clover udnerdale
I like Geo even more now for Clover
I wake up from bed, checked my phone then go to a discord, and click on a youtube link and then my brain just Rot
All hail jaron all hail jaron all hail jaron
Quit glazing bro 💀
@@liielmi6082pls help me, I am forced to glaze on jaron for eternity and I can't stop it
2:06 oh god what was censored here
school stuff so I don’t dox myself
WOAH IS THAT UNDERTALE YELLOW MUSIC (real)
bro didn’t acknowledge 2 1 1
thank you for saving my grandmother from that house fire in 1978, geoblitzy.
No problem
The mentos tier list is in Portuguese. I know it because of "Ñao" meaning no 😂
This video is such a mess and I love it
also whats your favorite hiphop album?
3:02 .
WHAT IS THE FIRST LEVEL WITH,, TRICK BOXES..???😭🙏🏽
What if.... YOUR, the brain rot?
Carlo really carried this videp
WHOS CARLO
:insert Dash (Geometry Dash)
Honestly this vid tasted pretty good
I SUBSCRIBED TO U 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why is clover emoting in the corner
El bailador………..
Jaron goat of this video tho 🙏🙏
Very funny vid I subbed
geoblitzy upload 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Goated
This video is #goated it made me giggle 🔥
thanks
Clobver
Lol
i don't really have anything clever to say here
tell someone i said hi
#Getevwto1million
GeoBlixy
UNDER 1 HR LETS GO
not begging for likes btw
Under 10 visits 😮
hi geoblitzy
Yoo, sup
hi geo
Hi
400 views 1 hour wow
19
i fucking hate geometry dash
99th comment quiz
ui
third lol anyways uuuh hi
yo im the 420th viewer
98th comment
0 views in 1 second fell off
Shut up
why is this comment on every video???
Bro is past his peak now
plz remove the random bs in the bottom left, it makes the vid nearly unwatchable
mb pookie i'm overexaggerating
that’s the goal
@@GeoBlitzy but fr tho atleast crop it out when you upload it to yt, it's distracting
GUYS, NOW WE KNOW THE GD COLOGNE LORE!!!! HE PLAY BLOONS TD, GEOMETRY DASH AND POKEMON!!!!🎉🎉🎉
I like Geo even more now for Clover
🤠
Who else eats Geo's at Blitz:00 pm?
not edible
@@GeoBlitzy rip
Cool