0:04 it written '' You shoud think about what you did bad Those bad things will distory you without giving you a chance You will d..e if not think about them'' But in that language (hindi ) it sound much scary
I have a friend that asks me "what would you do if you found me in your fridge" my response was the same as anyone else's. I told him I'd eat him just like everything else in my fridge. He called me a cannibal. I called him a snacc.
0:04 it says "You will wish to regret your sins. They will destroy you. You have no Chance .You will Die on his hand .You *WILL* regret" (Edit:Thats the Litteral meaning in Hindi)
I feel so sorry for this dude he's working hard on his own videos to just be called "dAmIeN" I thought it was just a joke on the emkay channel until i came to his poor dude
Imagine having to censor the name of a historical figure like he never existed I’m not saying hitler was good, or stupid shit, but do creators really have to censor his name?
@@davidboss2160 it's dumb yeah but in the end TH-cam has so many more problems that not being able to say Hitler is the very least of anyone's concerns. They came out and said themselves that because of Covid that videos might get deleted or demonetized for reasons that aren't against the guidelines so
@@RatTime24 honestly youtube needs to get its shit together. i know that there arnt enough people to check vids but come on u can atleast fix the bots that do it for them! ive even seen youtube channels that sends our malware in the descriptions!!
@@davidboss2160 oh yeah, TH-cam needs a bit of help. I mean, I don't know what goes on behind the scenes for creators and the platform but just from what I hear, TH-cam has very little clue how to make a bot that doesn't fail at it's only purpose.
This reminds me of a song... "And I chimed in, haven't you people ever heard of, closing the g*d damn door?" Simply because I remember he covered his mouth on the word god in the official music video... Man that was so long ago now...
@@dreemurrdelm7865 yeah I remember that. I ask my dad once why and he said it’s because religion was a big thing for them. Don’t know if that’s true or not tho
“When the g falls off the grape juice sign” A kid in my friend’s class would scratch the g off the g and just stare at a random girl in the class as he drank from his juice box.
0:03 It said "you must make up for your mistakes, they will destroy you, you don't stand a chance, you will die to their hands, just to regret it all in the end"
I really hate those moms who say they should get something extra just for having a child, like, it's not our fault that you decided to have a fricking child
If anyone was wondering what the number neighbour guy said in a different language in the first meme i can translate it for u , it says basically says that "You have done a sin by messaging me and after u see my real self u with regret making that decision , there will be a demon following u who will never leave u" .
Some guy named his dog "Chunks" because his g/f was always getting drunk and throwing up. Now he just tells everyone "She's in the bathroom blowin' Chunks"
0:04 it's written "You should atone for your sin. These minions will destroy you. There are no chances for you anymore. You will die in their hands. SUFFER"
At the first pic with the Teletubbies, what was written in Hindi was saying that they are doomed in the hand of these Teletubbies. I laughed like a hyena after reading it
translation for the first one: "you should be sorry for the sins you've committed. They will destroy you. You dont stand a chance, you'll die on his hands (wtf lol). Regret." im pretty sure someone used google translate for this cause holy hell that was some r/ihadastroke material.
1:59 - 2:06 I just saw Saitama and Foreskin in the same place and it’s painting a very... subtle picture in my head and I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of commitment
When i was in fifth grade, my friends used to call me E.Z. since my name is Ezra and wanted to shorten it. It wasn't until a year later in sixth grade that they realized they were calling me 'easy'.
5:25 The hit man after killing her:No…What have I done?…I can’t live without her!I must go with her And that’s how they both died,Together in the afterlife.
he censored creampie too. as if Cream pie alone would tell a kid anything IN FACT Censoring it IS WHAT GIVES KIDS THE IDEA THAT IT'S EVEN NAUGHTY TO BEGIN WITH! If they didn't censor it, people wouldn't think twice!
Me: What's the best way to get out of a plane My friend: The disabled kid first Me: WHY My friend: So when I jump ill have something soft to land on Me: WTF #CURSED
That 9/11 saying reminded me of when I was a cashier and some lady’s total ended up being $9.11 and I stupidly said “your total is 9.11” instead of saying nine dollars and eleven cents and she made it extremely awkward and started talking about how the government was trying to cover up 9/11......’ ( From then on I refuse to simplify any kind of total, and say the entire dollar amount because of that awkward experience)
![Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (feat. RM) [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TpYTyAaTRts/mqdefault.jpg)
We all know this is really Damien
We all know
@Hyena Hammock, i came here because of your comment. You outliked mine. Now i found a new reddit video. Thanks
Ikr😂
Its zach from smp live, yes that smp live
Logan Bachman r/woooosh
0:04 it written
'' You shoud think about what you did bad
Those bad things will distory you without giving you a chance
You will d..e if not think about them''
But in that language (hindi ) it sound much scary
No that's आपको इस बारे में सोचना चाहिए कि आपने क्या बुरा किया है जो बुरी चीजें आपको नष्ट कर देंगी। उनके बारे में सोचो
I talking about English translation
EeEeEeeeeEEEEjEeJEEeejee
How the hell i got 65 like
@@RikkaYeet 69 Now all things balanced and perfectly how it should be
I have a friend that asks me "what would you do if you found me in your fridge"
my response was the same as anyone else's.
I told him I'd eat him just like everything else in my fridge.
He called me a cannibal. I called him a snacc.
snack with a side of red dressing, and screams 😌
#NOM
he snacc
he dead
he rots
he rots even more
he's biodegradable
he stinks
but he still a snacc
@@sltrskid 5 second rule be like
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
0:04 it says
"You will wish to regret your sins. They will destroy you. You have no Chance .You will Die on his hand .You *WILL* regret" (Edit:Thats the Litteral meaning in Hindi)
Lol
I FRICKIN SAW THAT ON PEWDIEPIE R SOMETHING BUT NOT THE SAME TEXT
TF
It's hindi
Lol
Its hindi then what lol
Yes
When he censored jesus i almost choked im flippin done
*_Looks like our boy Damien, is a little bit of an ATHEIST!_*
@@Jitdifferent 😂😂😂
Okay.. I’m don’t wanna say this but it’s Zach. They are different people. (I think Damien is just doing a voice)
@@lemonberry6526 ...WHAT!.. Wtf did i just read
Gotta get monetized somehow and TH-cam can and will demonitize you for any reason
Aksel and Quackity: Platonic Partners for Life.
Yep
Y u p
Not really
Yep
Umm what is the meaning of platonic?
Oh, I thought this was Damien for like, half the video
Lol
It is
Same
The Spirits Demise it is-
I didn't realize it was EzPz until just now and I thought it was Damien..
2:32 she's like two bread slices
A sandwich without any *spread*
I feel so sorry for this dude
he's working hard on his own videos to just be called "dAmIeN"
I thought it was just a joke on the emkay channel until i came to his
poor dude
Lenia's Demons HIS REAL NAME IS DAMIEN
I know right :
Aloaty _ it’s a different guy, there’s Zach and Damien
Bro I think that’s just his voice
EzPz = Zach
Imagine having to censor the name of a historical figure like he never existed
I’m not saying hitler was good, or stupid shit, but do creators really have to censor his name?
Yes, you will get demonetized if you don't.
@@RatTime24 yea that's dumb tho ngl
@@davidboss2160 it's dumb yeah but in the end TH-cam has so many more problems that not being able to say Hitler is the very least of anyone's concerns. They came out and said themselves that because of Covid that videos might get deleted or demonetized for reasons that aren't against the guidelines so
@@RatTime24 honestly youtube needs to get its shit together. i know that there arnt enough people to check vids but come on u can atleast fix the bots that do it for them! ive even seen youtube channels that sends our malware in the descriptions!!
@@davidboss2160 oh yeah, TH-cam needs a bit of help. I mean, I don't know what goes on behind the scenes for creators and the platform but just from what I hear, TH-cam has very little clue how to make a bot that doesn't fail at it's only purpose.
Did this dude really sensor “Jesus” but none of the actual swear words? 😂
This reminds me of a song... "And I chimed in, haven't you people ever heard of, closing the g*d damn door?" Simply because I remember he covered his mouth on the word god in the official music video... Man that was so long ago now...
@@dreemurrdelm7865 i think that was because they were in a church in the video.
@@TinTin-qg4tz what's the name
@@malihaider884 "I write Sins not tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco (P!ATD)
@@dreemurrdelm7865 yeah I remember that. I ask my dad once why and he said it’s because religion was a big thing for them. Don’t know if that’s true or not tho
Me: *birthday happens to be on 6/9*
7:06
Me: *Happiness noise*
I THOUGHT THIS WAS EMKAY I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION WHEN IT WAS AUTO PLAYING
Zack is some times on emkay
BRUH ME TOO I WAS LIKE
"man they changed the style of the vid huh-"
AND THEN I WENT OUT OF FULL SCREEN AND I WAS CONFUSED
Big Gnome WAIT NO
@@justsomegnomewithinterneta1332 H U H
@@justsomegnomewithinterneta1332 *excuse me but what the fuck*
“When the g falls off the grape juice sign”
A kid in my friend’s class would scratch the g off the g and just stare at a random girl in the class as he drank from his juice box.
Drinking game: take a shot every time TH-cam forces him to bleep something and see if you make it through the video alive.
TigerRod I think you’re missing the fact that it doesn’t take twenty bullets to kill someone
Juliet F You’re probly joking but he’s talkin about alcohol not firearms lmao dont wooosh me
My man, he may not wooosh you but I will.
my dad tried this
he hasn't came back from the hospital
its been 2 months
I bet you are too young to drink
0:03
It said "you must make up for your mistakes, they will destroy you, you don't stand a chance, you will die to their hands, just to regret it all in the end"
JESUSFREAKINGCHRIST!!!!!
आपको इस बारे में सोचना चाहिए कि आपने क्या बुरा किया है जो बुरी चीजें आपको नष्ट कर देंगी। उनके बारे में सोचो
Take a shot every time something is censored in this video
Drunk driving is great
*a sh*t* gotta censor shot
I DońT FeeL S0 gOoD
But I don't want to die
Oh thanks bro
Now I can see what my bro is doin
1:58
Me(a girl)”ight hold up”
*Yells Shine the way Bakugou does*
“Where the F is my money?”
oml samm though- also.. nice to see a BNHA fan here
@FUJI BANNS why do you say no?
@FUJI BANNS why did you say no too times?
ew mha
Notlikeothergirls
Damien showing love to the smaller channels is pretty cool
bro no this guy and damien are friends they used t play gmod his name is zachxfuller
Me sNorts ded Fish agahuhhh
@@dudetapedtoafridge3073 wtf
@Danny no u
5:35 I heard my neighbors having fun while I sit and look at memes
@DecentTaco Fun with joe mama
@@dkmainbtw N. O.
Are you kidding me
He said "easy peasy"
But i thought it was ez pez
me too...
Ezz pezz
1:17 I want this to be done to my body
Goddamn bro
Who came here because of emkays latest video.. with Zack?
Me
Me
Yep lol
Same
U have 69 likes
FACTS!
The SCP foundation treats their SCPs better than PETA treats their animals
ccdog888 YT
By animals, is it the anomaly’s or the D-class
High Admiral J.T. Yes
I really hate those moms who say they should get something extra just for having a child, like, it's not our fault that you decided to have a fricking child
7:06 You know TH-cam is corrupt af if they have to censor a number.
Ezpz: *cencors god*
Me: wait...that’s illegal!
it's ezpz
If anyone was wondering what the number neighbour guy said in a different language in the first meme i can translate it for u , it says basically says that "You have done a sin by messaging me and after u see my real self u with regret making that decision , there will be a demon following u who will never leave u" .
11:03 I really worry for aksel sometimes
(6:35) Technically, dead people do drop loot. However, you can't legally take it, and all possessions go to the closest relatives.
Usually its just a useless bunch of meat, clothes, raw eyes , hair
0:37
"A lot changes depending on who speaks first"
Me: lol
Also me: *...wait*
1:58
Me, a girl:
*Actually... well...*
These videos are what sets me up for the day. Love it 😭😂😂😂
5:27 If you’re home alone, the ghosts just want you to know you’re loved.
#wholesome
Nobody said how hard I have to punch my best friend.
If I wanted to hear a beep every second I would have left my grandmother plugged in.
Can you use literally any other effect other than the ear piercing high pitched flashbang sound?
That “Harry Potter and The Gas Chamber of Secrets” got me
EzPz: Censors Gernade
Also EzPz:
*SAYS BULLCRAP*
i legit cant tell if this is ironic or if you're just 3
11:03 quackity and aksull always make me laugh
When you have to literally censor guns and the word gun
If I wanted to hear a beep every fucking 3 seconds, I would've kept my grandmother on life support
Take my like and leave.
Why does he blue and bleep gun😂 and Jesus like wtf
Some guy named his dog "Chunks" because his g/f was always getting drunk and throwing up. Now he just tells everyone "She's in the bathroom blowin' Chunks"
That fact that he blurs out the word "God" is priceless😂♥️
You mean Jesus?
@@blank5772 I'm not religious so I wouldn't know🤡 I forgot what we were talking about bc this comment was 7 months ago🤣
The 1st one actually gave me a legit nightmare
For a second I thought I was watching EmKay
0:04 it's written "You should atone for your sin. These minions will destroy you. There are no chances for you anymore. You will die in their hands. SUFFER"
3:17 on the right
Isn’t that the chick who’s addicted to air freshener?
The post: you have a skeleton inside you right now
The human who doesn’t have a skeleton:
Sans:
you all are noobs, reading his name wrong. his name is “PEZZ”. he is hiding this secret from us.
no its ZZEP
No ZEPZ
At the first pic with the Teletubbies, what was written in Hindi was saying that they are doomed in the hand of these Teletubbies. I laughed like a hyena after reading it
4:18 Listen to the warhammer version, much more relaxing
The amount of things he censored in this video is as much as every episode of Daily Dose of Memes.
“Fortnite is probably what gave his dad cancer.”
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵
@@notkani7821 _e_
Truth must be fucking heard.
@@notkani7821 I liked it 💀
Straight Fax
4:58 when the g falls off the "grape farm" sign
I don't even know what I just watched
With the stop what your doing and listen one I heard “15 seconds remaining” I think this is a uh oh sign.
translation for the first one: "you should be sorry for the sins you've committed. They will destroy you. You dont stand a chance, you'll die on his hands (wtf lol). Regret." im pretty sure someone used google translate for this cause holy hell that was some r/ihadastroke material.
I think his is supposed to be God's?
At 0:05 the guy is saying - “ you shall repent for your bad deeds, They will destroy you. You stand no chance against them “ Like WTF!
why did you have this information on hand
@@painfulguess9429 bruh i am indian thats why? 😂
Why does Zach sound like Damien from em kay
Hazard Games it is damien
Multiple channels to get money cuz he's a Greedy fuck
Stfu
They’re brothers jfbdjxndkdjclz
They just happen to sound similar. They, in reality, do not look alike.
That guys dad got cancer ... BCC he was on that damn phone... Lmaooo
0:35 that hit real hard with the situation right now
1:59 - 2:06
I just saw Saitama and Foreskin in the same place and it’s painting a very... subtle picture in my head and I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of commitment
Honestly if I wanted to hear a beep every three seconds, I would've kept my grandma plugged in.
overused joke
When i was in fifth grade, my friends used to call me E.Z. since my name is Ezra and wanted to shorten it. It wasn't until a year later in sixth grade that they realized they were calling me 'easy'.
I’m sorry but I couldn’t concentrate with the Lofi feat Mosquito in the background
5:25
The hit man after killing her:No…What have I done?…I can’t live without her!I must go with her
And that’s how they both died,Together in the afterlife.
Ever realised 4/20 is the birthday of Hitler.
If someone days that makes them like it better I swear.
@@ryguy4465 that makes me like it more
0:04
That means you should be regretful for your sins or they will kill you. That's basically what it means
im calling it, youre gonna get popular. by the end of the year at least over 5k subs. just remember this comment when you get on the trending page :)
The fridge one is probably close it slowly and ask my sister exactly how many of those dark jokes weren’t jokes
Jesus if I wanted to hear a bleep every two seconds I would of kept my grandmothers life support jeez
toxic 101 LMAOO
5:34
I hear Top 10 Monkey Moments by Junky Janker, third voice for Gumball, Proffessionally known as Nicholas Cantu and an AC Unit.
Damien with a lower quality mic?
No, this guys name is Zach, two different people
1:49
college students: wait you guys are getting sleep?
4:28 Luckily I commented on his post saying to get her to a hospital!
If I wanted to hear a beep every second I wouldn't of unplugged my sister's life support
I’m beginning to think I shouldn’t have died for your sins.
Jesus :'(
I could give you my prepetuality,i got decapitated im still alive
EzPz: *censors grenades*
Also EzPz: Says "shat"
Wait it’s pronounced “easy peasy” I thought it was “ez pez”
Bruh moment
The first image reads as :you should pay for your sins,your sins will destroy you ,you do not stand a chance ,you will die at his hands , suffer
Why the heck is he censoring Jesus and god?
"when the g falls off the grape juice" bro that's just chloform.
Wait, did he just censored "oh my god ?"
WHY?
he censored creampie too. as if Cream pie alone would tell a kid anything
IN FACT Censoring it IS WHAT GIVES KIDS THE IDEA THAT IT'S EVEN NAUGHTY TO BEGIN WITH!
If they didn't censor it, people wouldn't think twice!
0:17 activating shotgun mode: 37% fuel *eats* 86% fuel *pees* 0% fuel *R E L O A D*
2:25 Did he seriously just censor the word "gun?" Wtf?
Have you met TH-cam you have to censor everything
@@anSAMations that's pretty sad.. I didn't know it was THAT intense
@@E55666
I've seen some youtubers censor "damn" and "hell"
TH-cam is getting worse
@@perogun We need to make another video platform :L
@@E55666
Indeed...
Switching to your pistol is always faster then reloading😂
Man I love target practice,
*not sure why the school children scream*
there is so much beeping that this video could reveal Morse code coordinates to a lost treasure.
Hi everybody, can you tell me the show’s name from 0:07, I’m tryna make a meme.
Edit:I remembered it’s teletubbies
I used to watch it as a kid but now I don't remember._. I can tell u what the message means I know hindi :D
RespectPlayz what does it mean?
Biiits yeah we want to know
Sledytubbies
Slendytubbies, or that
5:32 i hear my annoying cat CONSTANTLY meowing
Does he really censor “god” when he says oh my god?? Why???
TH-cam is tricky.
Is he Jewish?
TH-cam is getting super terrible and up tight with censoring smh
Because TH-cams system is fucked.
Cupcake Cockatiels that are finally not bots!!!! Jews don’t do that. I’m Jewish
3:45 omg he RAN OVER THE DOG....
Yooo Damian is this your new channel
No. His new one is Damien Lee
that moment where youtube gets so bad you have to censor the words jesus and god
Do not like this random comment. Ah yes, perfection UwU
Me: What's the best way to get out of a plane
My friend: The disabled kid first
Me: WHY
My friend: So when I jump ill have something soft to land on
Me: WTF
#CURSED
That 9/11 saying reminded me of when I was a cashier and some lady’s total ended up being $9.11 and I stupidly said “your total is 9.11” instead of saying nine dollars and eleven cents and she made it extremely awkward and started talking about how the government was trying to cover up 9/11......’ ( From then on I refuse to simplify any kind of total, and say the entire dollar amount because of that awkward experience)
2:00
Girls; who would ever do such a thing
Men; brother it is time