I was once chased in a Forest at night by a Wolf but i wasnt scared of the chase, Just of the ass whoopin id get. I managed to run into a Street light and the Wolf gave up
Thank the lord for his optimism in the most terrifying moments. Beheaded body dangling from the ceiling? Tether-Ball. Shelves full of heads? Party! I am such a coward, but he makes doom and despair look like Toys R Us.
+Rachel Holloway regardless even if this one scripted, it still hilarious because he already established his character so its either fine for me, still funny LOL
+Rachel Holloway he hasn't done a commentary after playing in a looonnnggg time, his commentaries are always (nowadays) done while he's playing, and what makes him so great is the fact he comes up with this stuff on spot XD
MYLITTLEPONY 78 no, markiplier overdoes his reactions (along with many other youtubers). And part of not being scared in a horror game is basically being in the mindset of “I really don’t care what’s going on” while playing
Stikenir Because without the loud music or scream it's not fucking scary. Jump scares are just games telling you to be scared rather than actually building up a decent atmosphere.
Chris The Wolf But the thing about jump scares is just that it just fucks with regular human reflexes. If something jumps at you and makes a loud noise, we're naturally startled, unless you're just super used to it. True, it's not scary, but it is startling--that's why people scream and cruse n' shit like that.
Illya Creed That's what I said! His I'm scared video is hilarious. "I can look at you." "Alright." "Look at me." "Alright." "Are you scared?" "No." "I'm scared." "Go fuck yourself."
windumaster14 To me it looks like he's recording, gathering thoughts and then doing the (or another) voiceover, but without any strict script. So it still has kinda a live-feel to it.
also vibranium.I know it's not as tough as adamantium but it's still pretty tough, so you can add some vibranium to the rest of the ingredients his balls are made of
When I like a gaming channel,it is probably because of: people who screams a lot on horror games,people who have cute/dorky laugh, and *people who can remain deadpan no matter what he is playing*
I swear this guy is immune to fear even outlast the game that was named the scariest game of the year or whatever didn't even faze him this dude's a beast
When the guy on the game said "little pig" or whatever, I thought it was coming from outside of my headphones and needless to say I'm commenting this as a ghost
Woah, I gotta say I'm really impressed by the camera movements in this. They're so weirdly realistic, like, what it looks like when you look around when you're scared/panicked. I dunno how to explain it, but you know what I mean, right? But yeah, that's fantastic, kudos to the gamemakers on that one. More horror games should have that kind of thing.
This game terrified me for years to the point where i still wont play it - HOW do you manage to make these games less scary just through your commentary??? That’s truly your secret weapon
Your video "the real edge of glory video" is my favorite ^_^... What I'm really trying to say here is you helped me.. I was going through a really bad time with getting taken away from my family. And watching your videos gave me a reason to smile :) they made me laugh and made me happy :) you truly are a hero and thank you for your help. You may not no it but your a hero :)
I’ve been rewatching a couple of his old videos, and i have noticed that he’s one of the youtubers that even tho they gained a lot of subs they still hasn’t change...
"privacy's a thing of the past, open up"
truer words have never been spoken
Lmao
Sadly so. I can no longer browse for my password pornography without someone knowing...
@@Red-nl4lk a soldier was lost
Can no longer browse shy gal pornography without the corporate entities knowing
I want this guy as my partner for the zombie apocalypse
me too
Except when there's cockroaches
@@jamesyeung3286 Zombie Cockroaches
@tek O basic cockroaches
@tek O Even better
I feel Cr1tical gets scared, but instead of screaming, he just snarl insults at the thing that scares him
Critikal
i too asumed he was called cr1tical for some reason. But thats someone else isnt it?
It was a mistake, nothing to look further on
yeah the point is he snarls insults at what normal people would shut the game down at. lol
Hehe, yeh
"I'm just opening the damn door, you don't have to lose your head about it."
Cr1tikal taunting Chris near the end almost gave me a heart attack lmao... I can't stand the thought of being chased even if it's just a game
Once he just got up in Chris’s face it instantly became less scary
I was once chased in a Forest at night by a Wolf but i wasnt scared of the chase, Just of the ass whoopin id get. I managed to run into a Street light and the Wolf gave up
I can't even stand the thought of watching youtubers getting chased when I'm watching a video
@Rias Gremory omg i can relate
@@retrodux858should have summoned goku and sent him to the shadow realm
Holy shit Critikal has the ability to kill fear.
***** he is fear...
***** hahaha
***** that too
+Zihark and turn that fear into comedy lol.
+_ 0V3R10RD _ oh hello
"If it's a fight you want, it's a fisting you'll get"
Katy Moran greatest thing thing to come out of cr1tikals mouthhole
thing thing
the entire video was just "fight me"
Thank the lord for his optimism in the most terrifying moments. Beheaded body dangling from the ceiling? Tether-Ball. Shelves full of heads? Party! I am such a coward, but he makes doom and despair look like Toys R Us.
I know right man
Does he actually say this stuff on spot? If so. God damn he's a pro
+Rachel Holloway regardless even if this one scripted, it still hilarious because he already established his character so its either fine for me, still funny LOL
+Rachel Holloway he hasn't done a commentary after playing in a looonnnggg time, his commentaries are always (nowadays) done while he's playing, and what makes him so great is the fact he comes up with this stuff on spot XD
+Rachel Holloway Ye know too much.. TOO MUCH, I SAY. What are you, some kind of Cr1tikal expert?
***** but without tits, ornithologists would be very unhappy. Tits are their favorite.
You seem to know a lot about gripping tits! Tell me more, sensei.
his dry sense of humor kills me XD
i wish it were more "moist"
His voice makes me moist
I'm surprised nobody said "He makes me moist" o3o
Indeed
@@SynisterFourwhy am I responding and liking ur comment randomly from 3 years ago
markiplier: *hanging body screams when he opens the door* AHHHHHHHHHHF*CK cr1tikal:excuse me sir why are you screaming use your inside voice
+Rias “President” Gremory no people react differently
MYLITTLEPONY 78 no, markiplier overdoes his reactions (along with many other youtubers). And part of not being scared in a horror game is basically being in the mindset of “I really don’t care what’s going on” while playing
Yesso Bruh, did you reply to a 4 year old comment? Lmaooo
Keppy Q I really need to solidify the fact.
cats tastes good
I got the shit scared out of me then immediately laughed harder than I've ever laughed in my life.. This is the perfect combination.
for shit's sake, how are you so solid against jump scares? There's not even a "oh shit!" He's just like "what's he screaming about"
A head of steel,magical.
jump scares are fucking stupid. So predictable. Grow some balls.
Stikenir Because without the loud music or scream it's not fucking scary. Jump scares are just games telling you to be scared rather than actually building up a decent atmosphere.
Chris The Wolf But the thing about jump scares is just that it just fucks with regular human reflexes. If something jumps at you and makes a loud noise, we're naturally startled, unless you're just super used to it. True, it's not scary, but it is startling--that's why people scream and cruse n' shit like that.
When he kept trying to lure the big guy I was like stahp just move on lol
Cr1tikal should've been sent to investigate this asylum instead of miles. He wouldn't take shit from anybody there.
Probably would have died when he usually goes "Good evening ma'am, can I touch your titties?"
He would have fought all the guys trying to kill him
PJ
and he would have fucking won. They would need to build a NEW asylum so they could send all of those titshitters to therapy after meeting Cr1tikal.
Юлиан Бродняк if he were the priest in the Exorcist he would try to fight the demon
Just goes to show how Cr1tikal NEEDS a horror film.
"What the fuck are you screaming for? Use your inside voice!"
Died.
I was scared and laughing..... damn... Cr1TiKaL has no fear..
Illya Creed That's what I said! His I'm scared video is hilarious.
"I can look at you."
"Alright."
"Look at me."
"Alright."
"Are you scared?"
"No."
"I'm scared."
"Go fuck yourself."
Illya Creed There's always the possibility that he records some stuff after the fact.
Jeremy Kean I'm 99.9% sure that's the case for most of his commentary. Still hilarious though.
windumaster14 To me it looks like he's recording, gathering thoughts and then doing the (or another) voiceover, but without any strict script. So it still has kinda a live-feel to it.
"This isn't reading rainbow, get that shit out of here!"
+Wehrmacht Lyle This isn't reading rainbow, you son of a bitch, get this bullshit out of here*
Cr1TiKaL is not afraid of anything. His balls must be out of an alloy of diamonds, adamantium, steel and chrome.
also vibranium.I know it's not as tough as adamantium but it's still pretty tough, so you can add some vibranium to the rest of the ingredients his balls are made of
Don't forget the tears of jesus
Yeah i also fantasize of his balls
Andrew Ferguson They are some pretty good balls ... good enough to place in a museum exhibit.
forget museums.They're going straight into the Smitsonian institute
I love how calm he is.
He legit gives little to no shit as to what happens in a horror game.
He's my hero.
Came here to see if he was ever scared by anything...wasnt dissappointed.
He's scared of leaves, watch the medal of honor vid
Vishwam Chand shhhh, dont break the universe
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Cr1Tikal, the horror game killer. Only he can do what he does.
Cr1tiKal, the only person who asks monsters to attack him.
The best part of Critikal's videos?
"Let's do this shit."
"Frankenstein's Monster" I'm so glad you got that right. Thank you.
Little did he know 8 years later he would would attempt a WR speed run for this game. Little does he also know he’s gona get it.
No fucks were given that day.
i never see someone play like this before... i love it
Plot twist:Charlie is scared of every jump scare in all the games he played he just edits the screams out and puts in a calm voice.
When I like a gaming channel,it is probably because of: people who screams a lot on horror games,people who have cute/dorky laugh, and *people who can remain deadpan no matter what he is playing*
I miss old school crit.
This was him at his prime.
He gives NO fucks
I love it.
Same
This game is usually scary but watching him play it makes it not scary but it's funny as fuck
8:55 "The only time you truly fuck up is when you dont try."
"Oh you think that this is over? No no no no no. Cmon just try and squeeze through here." That whole thing was the best
You're the only guy i saw not using the lockers to hide on that abomination. Youre a effin legend
HOLY SHIT HE'S SO DEDICATED TO HIS TH-cam CHANNEL HE DOESN'T EVEN GET SCARED
Fear fears Cr1tikal
Cr1tiKal is basically the only person I know who does not scream like a tiny baby while playing this game. I don't think he's actually a human being.
"WITNESS !!
The intensity of Shitting !!" omg lol
Cr1Tikal just casually brushes off anything the game throws at him and then disses it for doing so. Best. Commentator. Ever.
"The only time you truly fuck up is when you don't try."
A profound truism indeed, Cr1TiKaL's wisdom knows no bounds.
I swear this guy is immune to fear even outlast the game that was named the scariest game of the year or whatever didn't even faze him this dude's a beast
You have not changed you're content even in 6 years and I love it
Need part 2 so bad.
Did you watch it?
For my fellow cowards:
2:31
5:51
You're welcome :D
+UNSCAce "Come on use your inside voice."
Best reaction to a jump scare evar.
This guy is immune to horror games, but except cockroaches.
When the guy on the game said "little pig" or whatever, I thought it was coming from outside of my headphones and needless to say I'm commenting this as a ghost
well then how did you die
titus hinkle
Chef Voritvask and Eboro Watabanosk gave his ass an encephalon Injury
I'm thoroughly jealous of your ability to play scary games and not be affected at all.
Dude your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you and never quit.
“Use your inside voice” brought me back
The nostalgia i get from hearing Charlies pos mic from 7 years ago
I love pewds and very much enjoyed his perspective of this game. But watching this dude as the complete opposite is funny. You are immune to fear
He is also immune to fake personality syndrome.
Your preference for PewDiePie over cr1tikal shows you have bad taste.
@@TheDr502 um he didn't say he preferred PewDiePie, he just said he enjoyed his perspective
@@BrainMeltGaming why tf are u responding to a 3 year old comment?
Woah, I gotta say I'm really impressed by the camera movements in this. They're so weirdly realistic, like, what it looks like when you look around when you're scared/panicked. I dunno how to explain it, but you know what I mean, right? But yeah, that's fantastic, kudos to the gamemakers on that one. More horror games should have that kind of thing.
"The only time you truly fuck up is when you don't try" Words to live by.
Can this guy show any emotion?
I was just opening a door.dont need to scream about it lol
*guys falls from the ceiling while screaming* *I almost fall from my chair*
Cr1tikal: What the fuck are you screaming about? Use your inside voice.
Ikr. He has colossal balls of adamantium.
dude I suffered a mini heart attack and this guy just keeps talking in the same voice
I love the commentary it’s on point as usual
This game terrified me for years to the point where i still wont play it - HOW do you manage to make these games less scary just through your commentary??? That’s truly your secret weapon
I really want him to make this a series.
Pewdiepie: Ahhhhhhh some thing moved!!!!!! Critical: Get the fuck back here you sack of shit
Lol xD classic critical
Charlie is the new Chuck Norris
Amazing how he kept his cool through the jumpy horror parts. Like, he just altogether doesn't change his tone, it's amazing.
Your video "the real edge of glory video" is my favorite ^_^... What I'm really trying to say here is you helped me.. I was going through a really bad time with getting taken away from my family. And watching your videos gave me a reason to smile :) they made me laugh and made me happy :) you truly are a hero and thank you for your help. You may not no it but your a hero :)
All the fun of watching somebody playing a horror game, without the faked screams when they see a foot for a split second.
I really wish i knew Charlie years ago hes so god damn hilarious.
cr1tikal running away from that guy was the best thing I've ever seen
OMG the chase had me in tears. Especially how you somehow managed to squeeze through the crack JUST before he was about to grab you.
Please play more!
this guy's comedic timing and delivery are insane
Him playing horror games is literally me when I have a nightmare.
Do more commentary on horror games. A part 2 of this game will be awesome
This will never get old. New cr1tikal content is too self-aware compared to these classic beauties
I dont know what it is about your voice, but you have the most hilarious choice of words lol
he makes puns. awesome
i lost it when he said "Voldo from Soul Caliber."
When Chris Walker went into the room and he just confronted him I lost it.
I love watching his 'scary' game videos. I never actually get scared when watching them haha.
ur a badazz
jon john Okay?
lmao
I’ve been rewatching a couple of his old videos, and i have noticed that he’s one of the youtubers that even tho they gained a lot of subs they still hasn’t change...
"Alright well...seems he's immune to the old film combat" 🎥👊🏿💢
"What the fuck are you screaming about? Use your inside voice"
Balls of steel m8, balls of steel...
Has he played Whistleblower dlc? I wonder his reactions at that sex change scene.
I think it's the first outlast
he's been the absolute same for 7 years. a master.
This is a monument of history
Cr1tikal is the Chuck Norris of TH-cam.
1:36 that sign is more relevant then ever now
😭
"Cola, drink it. Well if you say so."
You are not alone there. That brought back fond memories of Cr1TiKaL outing one of Battle Construction Vehicles' characters as "Heihachi from Tekken".
this man has no fear. i have never seen a more badass approach to this game.
You need to make a part 2 of this game!!!! And if needs to be make a part 3!!
Outlast DLC: Cr1tikal Version
The game doesn't scare u but scares me, god fucken damn it!
This guy is better than every other youtuber together
How does this not have 1M views, his dry sense of humor really sells it 😂
You should do a part 2 of this
Stuck watching old crit1kal lol
Nothing is scary, with the fridge locker.
Whoa I like the party decorations nice job
not to mention his wonderful moments of humble wisdom "the only time you truly fuck up is when you don't try"