Scaramouche asking for Archon war, so we bring 4 Archons in co op

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  • @Skyfish93
    @Skyfish93 ปีที่แล้ว +12662

    Scaramouche: “My music’s playing, but why is it coming from the other side of the roo-“

    • @regiesanvicente1221
      @regiesanvicente1221 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      So many like but no comments
      Well im gonna change that

    • @kiritosao9yearsago4
      @kiritosao9yearsago4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@regiesanvicente1221 You did a good service today

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@regiesanvicente1221 why

    • @regiesanvicente1221
      @regiesanvicente1221 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Ehatntmtntahe what do you mean why?
      Well actually no reason 🤣

    • @nimuko-chan6452
      @nimuko-chan6452 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol

  • @kevinvalencia7982
    @kevinvalencia7982 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    Also Venti: Here's a vision, don't tell your mom

    • @MonDonii
      @MonDonii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Lol

    • @fireonyxiaz
      @fireonyxiaz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Lol, although visions aren't given by archons

    • @marcandreigan5144
      @marcandreigan5144 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@fireonyxiazwhat nonsense are you talking about...? Archon's give Visions if their Will is Strong enough, meanwhile They give the closest Vision to their Possibility's.

    • @fireonyxiaz
      @fireonyxiaz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marcandreigan5144 You're pulling that out your ass.
      I'm not going to explain this, just google "do archons give visions" it's literally the first result stating that visions are given by celestia not Archons
      You can check any archon/wanderer in-game voice lines to confirm, best example is Raiden Ei being surprised that people stopped getting electro visions during the sankoku degree as she isn't involved in the process of granting visions.

    • @andrewtate-rl3om
      @andrewtate-rl3om 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@marcandreigan5144no they dont

  • @ElyonFabre
    @ElyonFabre ปีที่แล้ว +7720

    Love it when Scara said "Perish!" and Raiden said: "NOW you shall perish!" the timing was so cool.

    • @blueowl6317
      @blueowl6317 ปีที่แล้ว +732

      There's also an instance in my experience when I was using raiden, scaramouche's line was "Burn to oblivion", then at the same moment I used raiden's burst, her line was "torn to oblivion".

    • @sheryllabzz4633
      @sheryllabzz4633 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      TIME?!

    • @iraaremo
      @iraaremo ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@sheryllabzz4633 0:56

    • @devlinnya2496
      @devlinnya2496 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Scara: Perish!!!
      Raiden: No u

    • @sakios4094
      @sakios4094 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing special. Mother scolding her spoiled Brat

  • @mergy101dalmatians4
    @mergy101dalmatians4 ปีที่แล้ว +10042

    Zhongli: Nahida, could you walk a little faster? You're disrupting the order.
    Nahida: IM TRYING.
    Venti:...Wouldn't gliding be faster?

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol ปีที่แล้ว +682

      Ei: There's no escape!

    • @kacperwoch4368
      @kacperwoch4368 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      Ei: i'm fine with it taking us an eternity to walk there

    • @mergy101dalmatians4
      @mergy101dalmatians4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@kacperwoch4368 Nice, very nice.

    • @loafitch
      @loafitch ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Makes me wonder what the other archons would say

    • @danwolf6307
      @danwolf6307 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I hear venti say that 1 more time, imma kill him.

  • @aoikanajo3817
    @aoikanajo3817 ปีที่แล้ว +4905

    Literally raiden telling her son : ThErE Is nO eSCapE

    • @tiniti2633
      @tiniti2633 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you shall perished

    • @HappyXID
      @HappyXID ปีที่แล้ว +238

      From le chancla

    • @challing1389
      @challing1389 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      well he did tell her "Bow to me, worm!"

    • @lilo7770
      @lilo7770 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Guess she really is an asian mom

    • @gautham4602
      @gautham4602 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *Door closes ominously*

  • @thanh5703
    @thanh5703 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    Scaramouches finally got the motherly attention that he always wanted, through sandals and belts

    • @KhangNguyen-qn4bh
      @KhangNguyen-qn4bh ปีที่แล้ว +330

      And she called friends over… To whip him up, so one is a drunkard, one is broke and the other one is a sheltered child

    • @thanh5703
      @thanh5703 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KhangNguyen-qn4bh Teyvat does have it own law.

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      They are all broke in a way

    • @siennahopkins4288
      @siennahopkins4288 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dieptrieu6564 #brocken

    • @kannan07
      @kannan07 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dieptrieu6564 it's funny cuz the man known for being broke isn't actually broke

  • @lunaralynx
    @lunaralynx ปีที่แล้ว +3871

    the fact that ei says there's no escape before the battle starts really got me- XD

    • @Cinnamon_gorll
      @Cinnamon_gorll ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Her power

    • @EmberSlayer
      @EmberSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i wish Ei can do Vergil's Deep Stinger

    • @celshante1769
      @celshante1769 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@EmberSlayerconsidering she has electro and controls storms, she is THE storm that is approaching, dam u r right, havent seen this b4 XD

  • @timiareoye4437
    @timiareoye4437 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    Scaramouche: Let us reenact the scene of The Archon War
    Ei Pulls up with the Archons with her belt
    Scaramouche About to get the beating of his life lol

    • @rudywijaya5850
      @rudywijaya5850 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He doesn’t know what he ask for 😂

    • @AGUSTIN-zc5iu
      @AGUSTIN-zc5iu ปีที่แล้ว +217

      He's about to get the Asian Mother Experience

    • @linchuue3090
      @linchuue3090 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Scaramouche fears no god. But the chancla? It scares the hell out of him

    • @chaeswin
      @chaeswin ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@linchuue3090 "No, please! Anything but the chancla!"

    • @SangvisEmpire
      @SangvisEmpire ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ei: Son I told you not to play with a giant robot, now it is time to witness Zhongli's belt that I've borrowed

  • @buhboh3036
    @buhboh3036 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    Scara: Lets reinact the scene in the archon war
    The Archon: Challenge accepted.

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "You think you can really reach out levels aren't you kiddo? Guess what, you can't"

    • @heretical_cuttlefish
      @heretical_cuttlefish ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I mean, the archon war DID involve machines powered by dark magic getting nuked, so it isn't too far off

    • @empiredynasty8667
      @empiredynasty8667 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@farhanatashiga3721 He could and has. Without their gnosis, all four of these guys would get cockslapped.

    • @Sar4zu
      @Sar4zu ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@empiredynasty8667the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?? Scara had to get a gnosis before he could reach their level because his mecha-suit thing is powered through the gnosis.

    • @empiredynasty8667
      @empiredynasty8667 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sar4zu
      "the original archons never had a gnosis during the archon war, wdym?"
      I never said they did. I said if Zhongli doesn't have the power of a gnosis, he would get obliterated by this scaramouche, who does have the power of a gnosis and a mecha suit that lets him use every element besides geo.
      Let me explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli.
      Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains.
      Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that
      Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo.
      God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done.
      Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.

  • @Liam-bq1qp
    @Liam-bq1qp ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    it must be terrifying for scaramouche to witness 4 gods shooting giant cabbages at him

    • @nophion2-electricboogaloo647
      @nophion2-electricboogaloo647 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Honestly I would be scared regardless of who it was. Whoever fights a god mech with a giant cabbage knows something.

    • @kiidkif2009
      @kiidkif2009 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nophion2-electricboogaloo647 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You wouldnt bring a knife to a gun fight unless you know you can defeat them

    • @StopCapN
      @StopCapN ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you get them

    • @holdingspace
      @holdingspace ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are those tjings called?

  • @Y4TTAA
    @Y4TTAA ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Scaramouche: PERISHHHH
    *EI STARING*
    Scaramouche: mom pls it's not like what you thi-
    Ei: *NOW YOU SHALL PERISH*

    • @Yoursxx
      @Yoursxx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sees glitchtale Chara pfp

  • @TravellerMya
    @TravellerMya ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Scaramouche, meet
    Raiden Shogun: your mom
    Venti: your uncle
    Zhongli: your grandpa
    Nahida: the child you bullied"

    • @akarifuyuki9763
      @akarifuyuki9763 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Then the Child he bullied saves him and nurses him back. Remind me of romance story

    • @Sxchiko
      @Sxchiko ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@akarifuyuki9763 What.

    • @childofwisteria1226
      @childofwisteria1226 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akarifuyuki9763 I-

    • @akarifuyuki9763
      @akarifuyuki9763 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sxchiko Nahida, the child that Scara bullied, saved him and nursed him back. Now he decided to stay with her. Romance story plot.

    • @blackcatlivis
      @blackcatlivis ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nahida: his younger sister he always hated

  • @squee-g1658
    @squee-g1658 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    3:33-3:40
    Ei and Kusanali:*jumping for joy*
    Zhongli:*enjoying the moment*
    Venti:*going to get drunk*

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "This is cause for celebration! And by that I mean libation!"

    • @plum6999
      @plum6999 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Not just going, *sophisticatedly walking to go get drunk*

    • @kiidkif2009
      @kiidkif2009 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy shit i just said this abt venti🤣🤣🤣

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@farhanatashiga3721 Sooo... Cel-libation time? :P

    • @jefanoedwards.6343
      @jefanoedwards.6343 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nahhh, venti just go for scara to give him the vision XD

  • @simpayshenaides
    @simpayshenaides ปีที่แล้ว +719

    The 4 Archons showing us what the real archon is. While Scaramouche is just a HOMEMADE DIY GOD

    • @Sh4dov1
      @Sh4dov1 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Hello everyone, in this video i show you how to create a God in your OWN HOME, isnt that great? The things you need is some plastic that imitate raiden's ring of energy and depressed boy! Its all! You can now play with your doll- oh i mean God!

    • @nightspeedtd7879
      @nightspeedtd7879 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Sh4dov1 now your other god friends can play with it, maybe make it perish, or idk, maybe put it in another toy robot!
      “This thing made my sandals glow purple, idk why.”
      - Raiden Ei

    • @playmobilegamescodm
      @playmobilegamescodm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you mean others cannot become Gods? Buddha was a mortal who beat Gods after He attained enlightenment. Even Venti and Andrius Wolf was Not a God.

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@playmobilegamescodm sir you're bringing real life religion to a fantasy RPG

    • @bagel9540
      @bagel9540 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@farhanatashiga3721 Nahida did say Scaramouche was a god.

  • @tsunami729
    @tsunami729 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Scaramouche: Wait, why did the music change? I thought I was the boss.
    Archons: *PILLAR MEN INTENSIFIES*

    • @hazelnut__
      @hazelnut__ ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Traveller: awaken, my archons!!!

    • @JamyTheRealived
      @JamyTheRealived 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      [Menacing]

  • @user-vn3wb4kg9j
    @user-vn3wb4kg9j ปีที่แล้ว +5400

    Just noticed scaramouches voice lines while fighting us is kind of similar to raidens
    Edit: y’all are talking about lore chill out

    • @kayleevuu
      @kayleevuu ปีที่แล้ว +702

      cuz he thinks hes the new electro archon lmao

    • @gintasasd6814
      @gintasasd6814 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@kayleevuu lol and very not original one

    • @Kokose
      @Kokose ปีที่แล้ว +617

      He was created by Ei. He is exactly the same kind of puppet as Raiden Shogun is

    • @Olivia-uy5wf
      @Olivia-uy5wf ปีที่แล้ว

      :,,,,)

    • @HappyXID
      @HappyXID ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Raiden boss literally has playable Raiden voicelines but slower

  • @drippingviolets1313
    @drippingviolets1313 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I like to imagine that Nahida just went “I’M TELLING YOUR MOM-“ and that’s how Ei got there lmao

  • @AshtenPassion
    @AshtenPassion ปีที่แล้ว +644

    So glad that players have collectively decided to slow walk into the boss arena lmao

    • @RM43
      @RM43 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean is there any other way to challenge the balladeer, after all if you want to challenge him you must be able to be as dramatic as he is

  • @noname_7700
    @noname_7700 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ei is having an Asian mom moment ‘THERE’S NO ESCAPE’

  • @Minnee545
    @Minnee545 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Raiden walking at the beginning, sees Scaramouche.
    "THERE IS NO ESCAPE"

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      _casually hits 2 200k+ hits in a row_

    • @SpedRockt
      @SpedRockt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@farhanatashiga3721 must be at least C2 or C3 with sig. I don't see a normal f2p Raiden hitting that hard without Benny or sara buff lol
      Don't forget the electro resistance of the boss...

    • @redbone9553
      @redbone9553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpedRockt Well, if we take into account the team comp.
      VV from Venti would give a free 40% electro shred
      Zhongli’s shield also give an additional 20% Omni shred
      Nahida’s skill apply dendro which Raiden can proc spread and aggravate and with her burst, increase EM to boost the reaction damage.
      All together, it’s not entirely unlikely that the burst did 200k.

    • @SpedRockt
      @SpedRockt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redbone9553 i have tried it in co-op with a friend a few days ago actually and the damage was underwhelming. We all have fully build archon (lv 90, on set artifacts, decent sub stats, 5* weapon or r5 4*, lv9-10 talents)
      Just one exception, we are all C0.
      I don't know how much the boss got buff in co-op but for sure we can't take him down this fast. Still 1 rotation tho.
      I'm going to try this again once I get my hand on C2 Raiden in the next patch.

  • @mizuki7078
    @mizuki7078 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    When you take into account that without the in fight help mechanics we wouldn't be beating the asses of the bosses as casually

    • @YeahItsJustZ
      @YeahItsJustZ ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Because that's how they're supposed to work lmao
      Exceptions being the characters that whales have that can easily defeat some bosses even if they have special mechanics in the fight.

    • @mizuki7078
      @mizuki7078 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@YeahItsJustZ aye... I just find it amusing to read the whooping ass of bosses comments with the awareness of that fact

    • @szhou2513
      @szhou2513 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      The help mechanics are parts of the Neo Akasha system so it’s not outside help. Just means that Rukkadhevata/Kusanali is that one person who does almost everything in an assignment group.

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Im simply casual but even without the T of the little guy i beat him quite easily. I only used it twice as i was figuring out how it worked then resumed fighting it on my own.

    • @FreneticPotato
      @FreneticPotato ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The boss is a pushover. The Neo-akasha was even beneficial to him 'cause the shield mechanic prolonged the fight. If it weren't there, players would've just melted him even faster. 😂

  • @Barbatos1999
    @Barbatos1999 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    *The Akademia creating a god*
    The Archons: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our powers

    • @ggkaklol8093
      @ggkaklol8093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DMC reference ?

    • @ThunderGaming-mq7he
      @ThunderGaming-mq7he ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ggkaklol8093 no, it's from the show Invincible 👀

  • @watchingshows6683
    @watchingshows6683 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    They way they slowly walks to him, looks like a threat lol

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It IS a threat. Four ACTUAL gods stepping up to a makeshift God and put him in his place - sounds about right.

  • @phosphorustm6972
    @phosphorustm6972 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Scaramouche: fight me coward
    Nadia: bet
    Other archons pull up
    Scaramouche: AyO wHy yOu cAlL mY mOm?!?!?

  • @yeetusdeletus3072
    @yeetusdeletus3072 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The fight in reality:
    -Nahida using mangekyo sharingan on Scaradouche
    -Ei giving her son a huge ass whoopin
    -Venti on a corner drunk af
    -Zhongli puts up a shield, tanks it all and brought his tea set.

  • @hanbeitakenakasama7735
    @hanbeitakenakasama7735 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Jesus Christ that Raiden-Nahida combo is lethal, both of them dealing a constant stream of 5 digit damage, and that casual 276k damage from Raiden lmao.

    • @leleuuu1710
      @leleuuu1710 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Nahida damage is absurdly high, she can easily outdamage most dps units of the game

    • @emptyallen3334
      @emptyallen3334 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leleuuu1710 Sure she can bud

    • @lafeechloe6998
      @lafeechloe6998 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@leleuuu1710 Yeah ! Mine is level 90 but half optimised but her strikes… sometimes i see randoms 50k from the TKP

    • @Soul-wj2nj
      @Soul-wj2nj ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@emptyallen3334 shes an excellent driver for teams her skill has great multipliers

    • @KromeLazarus
      @KromeLazarus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leleuuu1710 I saw a 30k per trigger on Spread Damage. Thank you Double scaling.

  • @dumdum5520
    @dumdum5520 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Raiden: "there is no escape"
    Literal angry mom walking into your room with a belt energy

  • @sophiasuniverse3621
    @sophiasuniverse3621 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Scaramouche: Bow before me, worm!
    Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER.

  • @Lunano2
    @Lunano2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Kusanali: Ei, your son is wrecking my nation
    Ei: (whips out slippers from her chest) Where is he?
    Zhongli: I shall follow along to ensure that the Balladeer won’t be injured too badly
    Venti: *ehet*

  • @jerryvee3968
    @jerryvee3968 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    It's kinda scary that Mommy Raiden actually rolled up with a strong Aggravate comp just to woop Scara's prodigal butt

    • @BlazeTheBabe
      @BlazeTheBabe ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Divine rebellion calls for divine punishment-

    • @plum6999
      @plum6999 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cool how the archon team actually makes for a good comp lmfao

    • @ryzkyjaeger07
      @ryzkyjaeger07 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The archons know i can't wait for the Hydro Archon to beef up this lineup

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ ปีที่แล้ว +85

    scaramouche: this cruel world, i will destroy you
    nahida: everyone hold hands!😇

  • @Yourlocalicepack
    @Yourlocalicepack ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I lost it when Nahida casually went
    *”EVERYONE HOLD HA-“*

  • @dojaddict
    @dojaddict ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:55 scaramouche: PERRRIIIIISH
    *raiden two seconds later
    NOW U SHALL PERRISSSSH
    LMAOO

    • @pharaohatem6962
      @pharaohatem6962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like Mother like Son

  • @zainal7959
    @zainal7959 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Raiden applying buff : "Here take this sandals, you guys need it"

  • @debanjanchakraborty9946
    @debanjanchakraborty9946 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    Now we need a healer god
    Edit:Thank for the likes guys

    • @liamvarin6209
      @liamvarin6209 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      Hydro archon maybe..

    • @debanjanchakraborty9946
      @debanjanchakraborty9946 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@liamvarin6209 i guess we can replace venti in this team as nahida q ia very long range

    • @Neo-o
      @Neo-o ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Just throw prototype amber on Nahida ez

    • @SandroneEko
      @SandroneEko ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@Neo-o c6 Zhongli:🤑

    • @07JoannaB
      @07JoannaB ปีที่แล้ว +36

      WE HAVE A HEALER GOD.

  • @cardboard.5126
    @cardboard.5126 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Ei: here to teach her son a lesson.
    Zhongli :been told there was free osmanthus wine
    Nahida : she just want to help
    Venti probably the one who lie to zhongli and probably here to watch the fight.

    • @plum6999
      @plum6999 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nahida is the one who complained to aunty Yae, who complained to Ei

  • @putinforgod3072
    @putinforgod3072 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:33 -Scaramouche: I am the All-Knowing God!
    You shouldn've known better than to fight four archons at the same time.

  • @mythix.destiny
    @mythix.destiny ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scaramouche: “Bow down to me worm!”
    Raiden: *So you have chosen death.*

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I remember this in the lore when *Lesser Lord Kusanali* participated in the fall of Khaenriah catching bodies left and right.

    • @emptyallen3334
      @emptyallen3334 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      If Greater Lord Rukhhahahahhahahahhshshs
      was deleted from Irminsul, why tf would the sumeru people still call Nahida "Lesser Lord Kusanali??". Wouldn't some start to question that if their Archon is a "Lesser Lord", shouldn't there be a "Greater Lord".?????

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@emptyallen3334 maybe they just think that’s her name?

    • @lowliethxd1471
      @lowliethxd1471 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now that's actually interesting.
      *Lesser lord Kusanali* was said to sacrifice her power in a great disaster by her people.
      Now, in what way did she use her power I wonder?
      To yeet Khanriah
      Or just to protect Sumeru all together?

    • @emptyallen3334
      @emptyallen3334 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@lowliethxd1471 I think the Rewritten History would be that her and Greater Lord Rukdgahalmaolmaoratio story unified.
      When she used all her power to rid of the Forbidden Knowledge, she took the form of a small child but still retained her memories. She kept being the Dendro Archon after that and had to exhaust her power during cataclysm resulting in her losing all of her memories.
      I think the rewritten history would mean that Nahida isn't canonically 500 years old anymore given Irminsul's influence, but only we know that she's technically 500 years of age since she was created from the branch of Irminsul.
      I adore Hoyoverse for implementing the concept of "The Ship of Theseus" in game.

    • @lowliethxd1471
      @lowliethxd1471 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@emptyallen3334 Oh I see. That could make sense.
      And the "Nahida is not canonically 500 yrs old anymore" in the rewritten history might explain the sudden slight change of Nahida.
      Idk if it was just me, but after the happenings of Irminsul, i felt that Nahida became... more mature that she had already is when we first met her. Also that she had this "experience" of being an Archon all of a sudden. As if that "experience" was awakened in her when history got rewritten.
      What I'm saying is that when we first met Nahida she's like this smart but sweet oomfball that needed protection
      But after the Irminsul incident, she had suddenly, slightly, became more of an archon (especially when she was negotiating with Dottorre), who could stand on her own.
      Maybe it's just her growing a spine. But I did feel there was a slight change in her after what happened in Irminsul

  • @Mik4ITO
    @Mik4ITO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Zhongli:"I will have order"
    Wanderer:"There's no Mcdonald at here!!"

    • @Max.the.dragon
      @Max.the.dragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Zhongli: ...
      Zhongli: ☄️

  • @LaOrganiseichon
    @LaOrganiseichon ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Scaramouche: Fight me, Archon!
    Nahida: Okie dokie **invite the other 3 archons**
    Scaramouche: Ayo that's illegal-

    • @raphael_a_1
      @raphael_a_1 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      whats more illegal...........johnny sins also joins(as venti)

    • @alejosuarconde1145
      @alejosuarconde1145 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He asked for a reenactment of the Archon War didn't he?

    • @s.i9050
      @s.i9050 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nahida : Scaramouche, you don't take dook dook so I invited my other friends to fix that for you.

    • @myfault.5735
      @myfault.5735 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Okie dookie**

    • @rudywijaya5850
      @rudywijaya5850 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Scara : “why did you bring my mom into this ?!!!”

  • @atomicgrave4340
    @atomicgrave4340 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    We also tried it randomly yesterday. But because our Zhongli was c0, and it was our first time fighting it we all "perished" miserably.... Sadge...

    • @Shinetori
      @Shinetori ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Never let zhongli z0 to coop. Useless af.

    • @jonathansibrian695
      @jonathansibrian695 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Shinetori i dont understand, why?
      my zongli is c0 and it can tank like god

    • @atatsuki.
      @atatsuki. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Shinetori I have zhongli c2, I'm pretty much just shield support lmfao

    • @facupar4947
      @facupar4947 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jonathansibrian695 cuz he doesn't do anything unless you have a dps build. It's useless for the team (in coop obviously).

    • @gl1tchspectre_
      @gl1tchspectre_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jonathansibrian695 In single-player, yes. Hell mine's not built properly yet and he still facetanks a lot of damage. However, he's terrible in a co-op team unless he's built to deal damage because his use comes from the ability to provide shields for everyone else, which can only be done with his c2. Basically his c2 means that his burst provides team shields on hit.

  • @Jhoentak15
    @Jhoentak15 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ei before fight : " There's No Escape "
    Scara : ( chuckles ) , i'm in danger.

    • @mredizon00
      @mredizon00 ปีที่แล้ว

      He be like Nahida you called my mum!?!?!

  • @hutao8492
    @hutao8492 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Zhong Li isn't even serious. He use Black Tassel to show mercy

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, he used Black Tassel to not make Scaramouche "suffer the Wrath of the Rock".

    • @xXNickFosterXx
      @xXNickFosterXx ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait until he pulls out his boss's Staff of Homa

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god...

    • @enesjei
      @enesjei ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually that's his bis for thick shield

  • @sarahchen1319
    @sarahchen1319 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The way zhongli was so close to nahida looked like a dad holding his daughter’s hand while crossing the street, this is so wholesome

  • @phromzrite
    @phromzrite ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "PERISH!!!"
    "Now you shall perish!"
    It somehow feels like they're still connected even in non-story

    • @Steven_12591
      @Steven_12591 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scaramouche was supposed to be the Raiden Shogun in a way so I'm not surprised they do/say similar things

  • @seldonkarthstone
    @seldonkarthstone ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like that at the end it feels like:
    Venti walks away to get a few drinks.
    Nahida and Ei jumping to celebrate their victory.
    Zhongli first looks on at the others, then joins by doing a small jump himself.

  • @Rude_nude_dude
    @Rude_nude_dude ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Scaramouche: Oh? you are approaching me?
    4 archons: walks in menacingly

  • @lunareclipse8010
    @lunareclipse8010 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    As the archons walk into the room slowly, you can imagine hearing the archon sighing🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @alexavilaz15
    @alexavilaz15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Archons: *You want an Archon War? You got one*
    Scaramouche: *regrets his decision*

  • @user-ig3kq8gn9y
    @user-ig3kq8gn9y ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:56 Scaramoche Perish!!
    1:00 Ei Now you shall PERISH!!!!
    Omg this mom and son are talking to each other in combat

  • @scarletsword4071
    @scarletsword4071 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Raiden taking utmost responsibility to knock some sense into her son by giving him the most damage compared to other Archons:

  • @z.eon.
    @z.eon. ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the calm powerful walk in the start and the little jumps in the end

  • @amorayyyyy
    @amorayyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scaramouche after that: "So, I decided to stop being a god."

  • @HontoCaldo
    @HontoCaldo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Scaramouche: Perish!
    Ei: Now you shall perish!

  • @Suremi_Freyja
    @Suremi_Freyja ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:55
    Scara:PERRRIIISH
    Shogun:Now u shall perish

  • @HontoCaldo
    @HontoCaldo ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ei: There is no escape
    Scara: 😰

    • @mredizon00
      @mredizon00 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he be like Nahida that's unfair ya called my mum!?!?!

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mredizon00 "Since you called out my abandonment issues it's only natural if I return the favour back to you"

  • @gapple7777
    @gapple7777 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    scaramouche: GIVE ME THE ARCHON WAR
    scaramouche 2 secs later: wait why do i hear boss musi-

  • @vanillabeans4205
    @vanillabeans4205 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Scaramouche: "Let us reenact a scene from the Archon War"
    Venti: Aight bet *summons void*
    Zhongli: Osmanthus Wi- *throws a Guizhong ball*
    Raiden: *pulls out Booba Sword*
    Nahida: *creates a whole domain to beat the dook dook out of Scaramouche*

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    scaramouche: bring on another archon war i will crush everyone (the archon’s) and i took that literally

  • @HengkiS777
    @HengkiS777 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The real Archons supremacy!

    • @clacktloc5816
      @clacktloc5816 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but where is benneth

    • @ayulilengmian
      @ayulilengmian ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clacktloc5816 the true pyro archon

  • @ninecraftnewaccount3102
    @ninecraftnewaccount3102 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He wanted a archon war... He gets an archon war

  • @errebusaether
    @errebusaether ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Zhongli: Let him get, let him get up.
    Scaramouche: Ugh!
    Venti: Fight back nigga! Fight back nigga.
    Scaramouche: Stop!
    Nahida: Wombo Combo!
    Scaramouche: Puff!
    Ei: You’re a failure and will always be a failure. _Continues to blast electro slippers into Scaramouche’s ass_

  • @Mackr0
    @Mackr0 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Wait, that boss music wasn't for me?" -Scaramouche, probably.

  • @rudywijaya5850
    @rudywijaya5850 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mama Ei slaps hard 🤣

  • @rxsegoldenxx8384
    @rxsegoldenxx8384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Burned to oblivion!”
    “Torn to oblivion!”
    Like mother like son

  • @TrentDan
    @TrentDan ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how everyone knows their role and went right to it.

  • @jjlim3768
    @jjlim3768 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The 3 original archons: Heard you were talking mad shit
    Scara: W-wait -

  • @Ayabro-isBack
    @Ayabro-isBack ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:50
    Scaramouche:crumble
    Zhongli:this is order

  • @pyroball602
    @pyroball602 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:10 The music freaking DISTORTS from the level of Epic Fail Scaramouche just beheld.

    • @pharaohatem6962
      @pharaohatem6962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that a thing that could happen?

    • @yukichad6006
      @yukichad6006 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They all just gang up on him 💀

  • @realdusty_am
    @realdusty_am ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nobody gonna talk about how Venti is named "Johnny SIns" 💀

  • @theyang8432
    @theyang8432 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Venti's name as Johnny Sins caught my attention when the video starts 😂😂

  • @calvinci
    @calvinci ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:00 "Now you shall crumble"

  • @davidm4171
    @davidm4171 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Nahida: "THERE HE IS GUYS! HE'S THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO BE THE BETTER ME!!"

    • @mredizon00
      @mredizon00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He be like hey Nahida ya called my mum!?!?! that's unfair!!!!!

  • @rip20lives
    @rip20lives ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The fact that his con design is the same as the archons one makes him one 💀

    • @lilo7770
      @lilo7770 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ikr, it looks like Raiden's mixed with that one doll Fatui constellation

    • @canley
      @canley ปีที่แล้ว +39

      all archons are gods, but not all gods are archons

    • @bazah23
      @bazah23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rip20lives artificial one is the best why to describe him

    • @i-love-anime-idols
      @i-love-anime-idols ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep. Only Traveler, Scara and the archons have themselves in humanoid form as their cons

    • @rip20lives
      @rip20lives ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canley so he is celestial God?? Zamn yes

  • @sszunny
    @sszunny ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The uncles and auntie helping Raiden to whoop her son's ass

  • @ThongNguyen-oj5iu
    @ThongNguyen-oj5iu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:23 Ei: “Fuck this, ima run- … nvm continue with the walk”

  • @Cheezeeeee
    @Cheezeeeee ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Reality is pain..." true true true.

  • @chronistderkonigin1116
    @chronistderkonigin1116 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He asked for a scene from the archon-war…
    Well… you gave him one…

  • @dontsleeponme7470
    @dontsleeponme7470 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Raiden slaps Scara so much he went Anemo 😂😂😂

    • @mredizon00
      @mredizon00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he be like wth ya called my mum!?!?!?!

    • @roguelioness
      @roguelioness ปีที่แล้ว

      cant wait to see how it got storylined in for him to be anemo

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Scara's damn lucky Ei didn't show up with chancla in hand.

  • @arashisan620
    @arashisan620 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:17 the moment the domain expansion built up shit’s getting serious

  • @salutauo2035
    @salutauo2035 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That “there is no escape” perfectly fits this scenario

  • @scaralation
    @scaralation ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Is no one gonna talk about how strong GimmeFish's Ei is

  • @vortex_9732
    @vortex_9732 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It just makes me laugh those 4 Neo Akasha Terminals, all shooting to Scaramouche in order to break his shield. I imagine one of them saying to the others:"Come on brothers, let's show this fake god b*tch what Greenish Floating Bean Brothers can do!"

  • @averge1026
    @averge1026 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Scara: “My endless cycle begins!” *dies before he can attack*

  • @mia_2043
    @mia_2043 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Man Zhongli ever caught Scara talking about the Archon war like it was Friday night football he'd get up from his wheelchair and kick his shit in

    • @empiredynasty8667
      @empiredynasty8667 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zhongli would get absolutely decimated by this scaramouche. Without his gnosis he doesn't scale at all

    • @AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
      @AhmedAhmed-ii4pe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@empiredynasty8667 Zhongli could throw mountain sized spears even before he became an archon, He doesn't need a gnosis to one shot Scara.

    • @empiredynasty8667
      @empiredynasty8667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
      So what? Who cares if Zhongli could throw mountain sized spears? Scaramouche could easily do better. Mindlessly saying "Zhongli could throw a mountain!" isn't an argument. Explain how that is above scaramouche. Explain how throwing a mountain scales him above god scaramouche. Because I'm about to explain to you how God scaramouche absolutely curbstomps Zhongli.
      Zhongli's best feat without a gnosis is guyun stone forest. Great. Cool. A bunch of mountains.
      Let's look at Venti. He started off as a small wind spirit without a hint of divine ingenuity. After gaining a gnosis, he managed to clear all the blizzards in mondstat, cut off and toss the tallest mountain in teyvat, and cut off and toss mountains big enough that they could create an entire archipelago, far enough that they can't even be reached by normally scrolling on the map, not to mention needing a dragon ride to get there. Pretty much every feat individually is much greater than what Zhongli did which makes sense as he didn't have a gnosis for that
      Now why do I mention Venti? Because he was weak as shit before getting a gnosis, then after getting a gnosis, was capable of doing feats FAR beyond what Zhongli has done. Now look at scaramouche, who was incredibly powerful and practically a demigod before getting a gnosis AND a mech made by dottere himself that allows him to wield every element with the exception of geo.
      God scaramouche should logically scale above everything Venti has done, which scales above anything Zhongli has done.
      Zhongli stands no chance. "Throwing mountains" isn't enough to beat God scaramouche.

    • @AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
      @AhmedAhmed-ii4pe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@empiredynasty8667 Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater" than it. Its at most equal to that feat and that feat alone. What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do? If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can? You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him, Not to mention all the other abilities he has.

    • @empiredynasty8667
      @empiredynasty8667 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe
      "Venti's feats are in no way "greater than what Zhongli did", If Zhongli could SPAM mountain-sized spears then Venti yeeting some mountains isn't somehow "greater"
      Literally all the mountains venti yeeted are bigger than any of the mountains in guyun, even if you take into account deterioration for both. There are more mountains in the golden apple archipelago alone than in guyun, with each individually being much bigger than any mountain thrown in guyun. Even if you want to say that there were more mountains in guyun before the deteriorated, I could say the exact same for Venti. Do you have any proof that Zhongli could spam mountain-sized spears while Venti can't do the same with mountains much bigger than any spear Zhongli threw? No? Then sit down lmfao.
      "What makes you think that feat is the max of what Zhongli can do?"
      What a dumbass point. What we have seen is worse than what Venti did. If you want to say that that wasn't Zhongli's max then I can say that that wasn't Venti's maximum either. Based off feats alone Venti's feats were better. I'm not theorizing some "maximum" that zhongli has never shown.
      " If he can throw mountain-sized spears like they're nothing then what makes you think he can't do anything above that?"
      If venti can do better than what Zhongli did like it's nothing then what makes you think Zhongli even remotely compares to him? Let me give you an example: If someone casually destroyed a building do you think he could beat goku, who can casually destroy planets? The answer is no. We don't say "well destroying a building isn't his maximum!". You sound like a fucking idiot.
      "? And what makes you think the machine Scara is in can utilize a gnosis as well as Venti can?"
      Because he was literally fucking built for it. If anything, he would be more capable at using the gnosis than Venti who started off as a small wind spirit, and wasn't even supposed to become the anemo archon(Andrius was but chose not to).
      "You're just doing a ton of assuming to try and prove your point. "
      Everything I said was factual lmfao. All you said was "maybe Zhongli can do more!" despite not providing any proof that he could. Guess what, the Guyun stone forest was made over the course of the archon war, not in one sitting. You know what that means? You have no evidence that Zhongli could spam spears. You have no evidence that the creation of guyun was even a casual feat for him. Your claim that that wasn't his maximum has zero basing. What he showed is below what Venti showed. Anyone can look at that and see that. Based of feats and nothing more than feats, Venti with a gnosis>>>Zhongli without one. Stay mad.
      "Zhongli can yeet one spear over 2x times the size of Scara's mech at him and absolutely crush him"
      Who cares if the spear is bigger than the mech? That's like me saying Scara could crush Zhongli with a hand 10x the size of him and instantly win.
      Scaramouche scales above gnosis venti who scales above zhongli. You failed to debunk that and have hence lost the argument. Stay delusional kid.

  • @Julian-yo2oj
    @Julian-yo2oj ปีที่แล้ว +5

    scaramouche:"PERISH!!!" raiden shogun: "NOW YOU SHALL PERISH!!!"

  • @aoriiyes
    @aoriiyes ปีที่แล้ว +17

    funfact if you die as raiden in this bossfight scaramouche has a special voice line that goes along the lines of “your shadow has faded beelzebul”

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THAT is DARK! He really doesn't give a shit about his own mother, even being a vessel for the Raiden Shogun.

    • @aoriiyes
      @aoriiyes ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinkaslana9060 he also says “godhood is mine now, beelzebul” 😭😭

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OK, yeah - that confirms it. This puppet has a god complex and he's definitely getting killed.

  • @forresttheanimezilla3763
    @forresttheanimezilla3763 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scaramouche Ego is so huge you make Lex Luthor from DC comics and Dr. doom from marvel comics look tame than comparison

  • @daxinnthenomad
    @daxinnthenomad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:00 When the cameraman gets insulted, but his production crew knows karate.

  • @aysiskyle9458
    @aysiskyle9458 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ei: “Mommy’s here love”, Zhongli: “and Daddy too” 😂😂😂 ( Punishment ensues)

    • @SamuraiSx19
      @SamuraiSx19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Zhongli's grandpa thou xD

  • @Al_Haitham569
    @Al_Haitham569 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Archons : " Yeah, just like an old times "

  • @greenfial5320
    @greenfial5320 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I saw Johnny Sins, I realized that the enemy would be pierced.

  • @Kryo_GTS
    @Kryo_GTS ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Daddy Zhongli protecting his family with that C2

  • @Safira-oj9lp
    @Safira-oj9lp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Scaramouche:BOW BEFORE ME WOR
    Also scara:(HOLY SHT THE 4 ARCHON)

  • @xaelch.official
    @xaelch.official ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jesus fucking christ the 4 of them walking up to Scara is like they’re parents ready to whoop their naughty kid ass 😂😂 I felt the fucking horror

    • @SamuraiSx19
      @SamuraiSx19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why mentioning Jesus and in such ugly words? x..x really...

    • @zaidkapadia6824
      @zaidkapadia6824 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SamuraiSx19
      That's the state of you Christians nowadays.
      The spirit of your faith died a long time ago. Everyone walked over you, you abandoned your laws when someone who never even met Jesus (Paul) told you to do so.
      Fast-forward a thousand and seven hundred years later, you kept fighting amongst yourselves & couldn't maintain the remaining of your principles.
      Your failure in the west rose the nightmare of all theists, it gave rise to liberalism, atheism, feminism, LGBT & God knows what else.
      Face the consequences of your failure now

  • @cmaisuru
    @cmaisuru ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scaramouche: REALITY IS PAIN!
    John Lee: Crumble

  • @Burnlit1337
    @Burnlit1337 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is Ei telling her son that being a giant boss monster is not worth it.

  • @ColaM
    @ColaM ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:45 That beat drop timing sheesh