Things I learned in this podcast: Damien, I love you, but you might be a psychic Dark Damien is the best Shayne now made me afraid of animals Sarah is me with scary movies And that you guys are the iconic trio of podcasts
I've already posted this on previous episodes, but I will continue to do so until it happens. Please like If you agree with my suggestion. That way Smosh can see that people really want this. I'd like to make a suggestion for a possible future topic to discuss on the podcast. I would love to see a SmoshCast (or a series of Smosh Pit videos) where you guys discuss and tell stories about former Smosh shows like Day Jobs and Smosh & Order. Some shows have been briefly spoken of in previous Smoshcasts, but I really want to know about the creation, production, and what you really thought about those shows. Like why did Day Jobs only last a few episodes? What was it like filming with those businesses? How did Nick Uhas get involved in Smosh Labs? What was the preparation like for filming Smosh & Order? Maybe you could film the episode in the same room you did the final Summer Games podcast and include as many people as possible.
Shayne, humming birds actually really like people! If you get a feeder, or if you're outside a lot.. they will actually recognize you! It was likely trying to file your face into it's memory.
Damien: Here are several stories where I knew things I shouldn’t really have had a way of knowing, stories where I displayed a sort of psychic ability that shocked people around me Also Damien: what, I’m not a psychic why would you even think that what
I think Damien just has a very advanced subconscious. He subconsciously picks up on signals and minor emotional signs and his dreams basically piece this together.
I listened to the full audio podcast when it came out, now I'm going to watch this entire video. If u still can't tell by now its my favourite episode in the history of podcasts
when damien started talking about his static dreams i suddenly remembered that whenever i have a nightmare or i have a fever and are having nightmares because or it, I always have dreams that i can never remember in the morning, but i know they involve a little cottage, pipes, and static. And sometimes when i'm falling asleep i'll start hearing static.
You can really tell that they are all three best friends from the very beginning of the podcast... the chaotic energy is definitely best friend energy. I love it
I'm glad you joined Smosh Sarah. Damien and Shayne love how you rock the merch. When I'm not bullied I will be able to afford it. Love what you guys all do. I support you.
Damien, you are clairvoyant hun! I know it's scary to think about, but you are blessed with a gift! You just gotta tap into those instincts and senses!
Damien talking about his dreams when younger make me feel less weird about mine. I used to have dreams like his (friend or family member in danger or getting hurt). I remember it got so bad that I couldn't sleep much from waking up being scared all the time and I'm still working through my dreams half the time. This was when I was 7-16 and I'm now 23.
one time when i was like 7 a hummingbird did the same thing to me as it did Shayne, and what ive collected from people's experiences is that hummingbirds are either really friendly or theyre attracted to bright colours (like brightly coloured flowers).
Shayne: a woman was staring at me next to my bed, then I rolled over closed my eyes then turned over then she was gone. Me: that... happened to me too.....
Shayne's story of something unknown saving his life reminds me of mine. I was in the baby seat of a shopping cart, my mom turned around to reach something and in that time I got up and fell out of the seat head-first. Someone caught me and put me back. My mom couldn't find them when she tried to thank them
I want to have a deep philosophical conversation with Damien some day. I feel like he’s the kind of guy that you can talk about the universe with for days lol.
I usually listen to smoshcast when i go to sleep cause i usually find their voices soothing but this one hasnt worked so well cause i keep cryin from the ghost talk lol
"Damien is not...not a psychic." Also, I love everyone almost equally (Tommy, Jackie, and Courtney tie for first); but Damien and Shayne always make me laugh so much!
I'm inking a drawing right now and when Damien made that Up joke I had to stop for a full five minutes because I was laughing too hard to hold my hand steady.
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Damien: I'm not a psychic.
Also Damien: *gives more proof that he's a psychic*
He's not allowed to tell us but he wants us to know 😂😂😂
Shayne: a bird flew around my head in a perfect circle.
Damian: you don’t have to convince us of birds.
Speak for yourself, Haas
Yeah... Birds aren't real Damien...
The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.
Olivia Lane That’s the first time I spelled his name wrong lol
There’s 666 likes 😳😳😳
Birds making eye contact
Bird flying around his head
Money falling from the sky
Men yelling at him
Shayne is a Disney Princess.
shayne- ian can i host the smoshcast
ian- ok but im not trusting you with a laptop
That is where you are wrong mortal
The laptop is in Shayne's mind
The laptop is in Shaynes dreams.
I think Shayne broke the laptop when he was doing 200k pushups to type 😂
Maybe the real laptop is the friends we made along the way
@@SamGlaze wtf lmao
Things I learned in this podcast:
Damien, I love you, but you might be a psychic
Dark Damien is the best
Shayne now made me afraid of animals
Sarah is me with scary movies
And that you guys are the iconic trio of podcasts
amazing episode so much fun
truth
Shayne's horror story was just to prepare him for a greater horror story later. Every Bird Ever
The skeptic ghost hunter you guys talked about was literally Shane Madej
Muanmeow that's exactly what I thought! I was like oh but you should meet Shane!
@@hershalvarez8098 ikr
itd be funny if shayne dated sarah because then there would be 2 shanes dating sarahs (Shane Madej+Sara Rubin and Shayne Topp+Sarah Whittle) 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Taz918 he's not wrong.
@@ultrabigfella Sarah is married, guys
Damien was on a roll this episode
ikr!!!
if i had ptsd i would not risk being left hanging ever again
@@bobbychase5616 wut
He really was
Crying with laughter from the Up joke
I've already posted this on previous episodes, but I will continue to do so until it happens. Please like If you agree with my suggestion. That way Smosh can see that people really want this.
I'd like to make a suggestion for a possible future topic to discuss on the podcast. I would love to see a SmoshCast (or a series of Smosh Pit videos) where you guys discuss and tell stories about former Smosh shows like Day Jobs and Smosh & Order. Some shows have been briefly spoken of in previous Smoshcasts, but I really want to know about the creation, production, and what you really thought about those shows. Like why did Day Jobs only last a few episodes? What was it like filming with those businesses? How did Nick Uhas get involved in Smosh Labs? What was the preparation like for filming Smosh & Order? Maybe you could film the episode in the same room you did the final Summer Games podcast and include as many people as possible.
i second this!
plssss
Smosh and Order was a fun one. I kinda miss it now..
YES
keep commenting this on all the smoshcasts i'l keep liking it lol
I saw “Damien is not psychic” and went “HA! lies.”
same here...
We all know the truth
I want Jenna and Julien to have Damien on a podcast and have a segue off.
Vabulous1 yes
they gotta do a try not to laugh with them too, a podcast and try not to laugh would be so amazing
@@wheeinsdimple926 yes! 100% yes!!
yes
yessss
Shayne, humming birds actually really like people! If you get a feeder, or if you're outside a lot.. they will actually recognize you! It was likely trying to file your face into it's memory.
Awwwwwe
"Damien is not a psychic"
Nice try, but we know the truth 👁👄👁
conspiracysss
"robyn sense"
Damien alter egos:
Just the everyday Damien
Dark/Douchebag Damien
Drugged/Caffeine Damien
Rugged Damien
Drunk uncle Ricky
Feel free to add more
High Damien? For the alliteration, I thought of "Drugged Damien".
@@arsonist___ sure!
Chaos Damien
How did you all forget RANDAL PIBBERS
Hungry Damien: eat it or yeet it
Damn Damien is approaching Solomita-level Segues
breetoldyouso I love that there’s a group of people that understand just how spectacular of a description Solomita-level is
Damien: Here are several stories where I knew things I shouldn’t really have had a way of knowing, stories where I displayed a sort of psychic ability that shocked people around me
Also Damien: what, I’m not a psychic why would you even think that what
I love Dark Damien!! More than normal Damien!
But nothing beats High Damien. :)
AMEN
No matter who's with them, the Shayne+Damien combo always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂
Shayne:they are my best friends
*Sad olivia noises*
*sad Courtney noises*
I think Shayne and Damien are Shaniacs and Sarah is a Boogara
OMG YES!
most likely😂
Yeah you’re right ngl I thought shayne would be a Boogara
They're talking about paranormal investigators and forgot to mention JOVEN who did work for a paranormal show.
wait what? may i have the show name?
I think Damien just has a very advanced subconscious. He subconsciously picks up on signals and minor emotional signs and his dreams basically piece this together.
Them: talks about paranormal investigators
Me: RyAn AnD ShAnE
Damian's laugh at 5:25..... it's these moments that keep life great
I need to see Damien and Shayne improv a “How We Met” story.
"we all know birds are real" - Damien Haas
@birdsarentreal on twitter says otherwise
56:48 that’s exactly something a psychic would say if they didn’t want people to know
Shaynes laugh makes my day
Shayne:"and I dress crazy..."
Literally wearing jeans and a sweatshirt
Lol, well, actually this is the same guy who has worn overalls, cuffed jeans and salmon shorts to work. We just caught him in normal clothes here
@@Q_LeLeqteur Heh true point
*hoodie
@@flippeddip4869 then what the fucks a sweatshirt?
Shayne was saved by the ghosts of Chlorine Past, Chlorine Present, and Chlorine Future
Shayne- has weird bird experience
Me-The birds work for the bourgeoisie
Fear not Damien, your watchmen joke was understood and appreciated!
Oh can you give me a pointer where around he said that? I wasn´t listening THAT attentive to the episode.
Nevermind, I just remembered... xD
1:08:23 Damien calling Shayne's arms disgusting is all I needed today
"Once the house gets off the ground with the balloons, it's not that bad."
What is in Ian's coffee??? Because caffeinated Damien is off the wall 😂😂😂
Whatever it is, I'm sold on it
I relate to a lot of Damien's experiences with nightmares and dejavu like feelings from dreams
Same. When i was a kid a thought it was really weird so i never talked about, so it's good to know it's kinda normal
shaynes from arizona, sarahs from wyoming, damiens from georgia. thats cool.
good for new mexico honestly
I listened to the full audio podcast when it came out, now I'm going to watch this entire video.
If u still can't tell by now its my favourite episode in the history of podcasts
I'm literally in love with Damien as of recent
When they were talking about the paranormal investigator who calls bs on everything, all i could think of was Shane Madej
“Either way I’m glad you’re here” we love our boi Damien being a sweetheart
15:06 shayne eyes perfectly aligning with the holes in the smoshcast logo spooked me
I've always love Damian, he is hilarious. But all the videos he's been on this week, he has been killing it. So hilarious.
I love this podcast so much. I listen to it w my parents and they love it too!
When she said Us I was also thinking of Up so when Damien said something about it I got scared. He is in my mind, someone send help plz
I want merch for damien being a psychic
when damien started talking about his static dreams i suddenly remembered that whenever i have a nightmare or i have a fever and are having nightmares because or it, I always have dreams that i can never remember in the morning, but i know they involve a little cottage, pipes, and static. And sometimes when i'm falling asleep i'll start hearing static.
When Damien said "But Doctor, I'm Scarlet Fever."
In my head Ruggero Leoncavallo's Vesti La Giubba started playing.
Everytime i rewatch this one I still want to know why at around 26 minutes does the camera stay on Ryan and Kevin lol
This is one of my favorite episodes of the podcast
Haas Damien ever thought of doing stand up? Because he cracks me up in literally every video he's in.
47:08 Damien's deadpan "where did this come from, ghooosts" kills me 😂
You can really tell that they are all three best friends from the very beginning of the podcast... the chaotic energy is definitely best friend energy. I love it
Everyone else: that’s so Damien 🎶
Damien: yep that’s me😉
Damien, Ive watched the compilations and Yeah, not a psychic...
...yet! You have the talent, but you need to develop it
Its not real
r/whoosh
Damiens “I’m not a psychic” is the equivalent to Marks “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST!”
Or that alien sports commentator bit on SNL
I'm glad you joined Smosh Sarah.
Damien and Shayne love how you rock the merch. When I'm not bullied I will be able to afford it. Love what you guys all do. I support you.
I cried my eyes out for 2 hrs today. Thank you for being a good part of today and existing.
Please give us more Sarah Damien and Shayne episodes, this is one of the best Smoshcasts!
Damien, you are clairvoyant hun! I know it's scary to think about, but you are blessed with a gift! You just gotta tap into those instincts and senses!
I’m surprised that you didn’t have Joven on the spooky podcast since he was a paranormal investigator!
Is it just me or is Damien's blue hair increasing?! Does he grow blue hair?!
“i’m not psychic, it’s just dreams!”
yeah dude.
dreams of the future/current events. that’s kinda psychic.
This podcast is so much fun and interesting i love it so much. didn't even feel the hour pass by!
Damien: there are compilations called Damien is a Physic
Me: *cough* Robynwithawhy *cough*
Quality story-time with Smosh.
nobody:
damien: clowns are creatures --- nOt hUmaNs
Sarah: Damien is psychic
Damien: noooooo
Every time I remember Damien is from Georgia all I can think about is how much he probably misses zaxbys
I love hearing Shayne's spooky stories. Also the dream talk is really entertaining
Damien talking about his dreams when younger make me feel less weird about mine. I used to have dreams like his (friend or family member in danger or getting hurt). I remember it got so bad that I couldn't sleep much from waking up being scared all the time and I'm still working through my dreams half the time. This was when I was 7-16 and I'm now 23.
one time when i was like 7 a hummingbird did the same thing to me as it did Shayne, and what ive collected from people's experiences is that hummingbirds are either really friendly or theyre attracted to bright colours (like brightly coloured flowers).
perhaps the ghost that saved shayne’s life was SHAYNE’S GHOST
This implies that ghosts can time travel and this scares me
Maybe it was Shayne from the future who went back in time to save his own life.
"Sweet shop and then brothel" both kinds of sweet shop.
Also Shayne's coin story was just a bird who really liked Connor from Detroit
I just started watching some Damien is Psychic compilations, boy are there A LOT of reaches.
Love all your channels, keep up the good work!
I honestly needed this podcast today.
Shayne's trademark scream is him internalizing the unresolved ghost scream
Also "Damien is not an alien" had strong Night Vale vibes
Damien is hands down the funniest man on Smosh
OHHHhhh now I really want to see you guys do a video along the lines of "If Ghost Hunters were Skeptics." Omg that would be too good.
Shayne: a woman was staring at me next to my bed, then I rolled over closed my eyes then turned over then she was gone.
Me: that... happened to me too.....
Bro same, The movie Twister fekd me UP, Like if I saw on the news a Tornado Warning I would flip
Shayne's story of something unknown saving his life reminds me of mine. I was in the baby seat of a shopping cart, my mom turned around to reach something and in that time I got up and fell out of the seat head-first. Someone caught me and put me back. My mom couldn't find them when she tried to thank them
(My favorite moments/parts)
19:16
26:07
37:40
39:17
1:02:28
Smosh: doesn't hit 25 million subscribers
Shayne: quits Smosh and makes a TH-cam Channel with Anthony
That scarlet fever line is exactly why I love Damien. He's such a sincere theater nerd and I love it
Great episode I could watch this everyday
Exactly how Shane describes tornados/twisters is how mid westerners feel about earth quakes.
Did no one hear Damien say " *MOST* clowns I've met haven't tried to kill me"
Youre just saying that so he doesnt lose his powers.
Its ok we all know he is now lemme watch the whole thing.
I want to have a deep philosophical conversation with Damien some day. I feel like he’s the kind of guy that you can talk about the universe with for days lol.
When Shayne said his biggest fear was twisters I thought he was talking about the game twister
Same
Damien right now makes me think of Zuko when he learns about Roku being his grandfather. The audience is Iroh being like "DuDe JuSt AcCePt ItTtTtT"
(Avatar: The Last Airbender)
This episode freaked me out but i also loved it
I really wanted to see Damien react to the psychic videos😂😂
IT IS CONFORMED
Damien is psychic
dude im getting scared but i love them so im listening
I usually listen to smoshcast when i go to sleep cause i usually find their voices soothing but this one hasnt worked so well cause i keep cryin from the ghost talk lol
The most interesting smoshcast. Very intense from start to the end. Too much goosebumps but love it.
8:28 this is golden.
"Damien is not...not a psychic."
Also, I love everyone almost equally (Tommy, Jackie, and Courtney tie for first); but Damien and Shayne always make me laugh so much!
I'm inking a drawing right now and when Damien made that Up joke I had to stop for a full five minutes because I was laughing too hard to hold my hand steady.