Duude the "nice bike" line still haunts me since the previous video. Like every time I see a troll in social media, I just say in my head "nice bait" imagining the scene.
As shitty as the rollout was and how vague they were with ths problems... I gotta say I still *really* wanna play them. All the glitches and bugs just remind me of the old days playing them on the ps2 and causing havoc.
Of course we enjoyed that, Kevin. We always enjoy your stuff! And touching base with the unfamiliar to MOST player's just strikes a unique cord with me! Kevin, you are loved buddy. God bless ya, you amazing mess!
I really am curious how broken the games are. I played cp2077 and only had minor texture glitches on pro when everyone else said it was broken behind repair
That NPC running around grabbing people out of cars was kinda eerie, as if the code learned from the player and is developing!... Or just a bug from a broken game lol
The pizza delivery job was genuinely my favorite part of the game. "I could be a criminal... but I'd rather cruise around with the radio on delivering pizzas."
My favorite part of the game as well, liked playing pizza delivery while using the play as pedestrian code. Listening to 80;s music while playing as stylish women & men from the 80's is the life, for me at least.
Honestly other than the cops being invisible sometimes when they pit you, vice city is pretty good(sa not so much, and 3 is definitely a lot better but still has so many problems) the only real problems I've had are mission bugs like having to try to steal diazs car to give him the drugs, and not being told to blow the boats up infront of the colonels yacht, but nothing game breaking( sa and 3 are a different story)
honestly I agree with Kevin that a lot of the quirks and oddities of the game are what make it feel like it used to - the weird way people crumple when you touch them with a car, the out of place cars and people in cutscenes... it really adds the charm that I missed from playing these games as a kid.
Minus the kickass music, and the nostalgic graphics, and the genuine love for the game Rockstar had. Now it's just a stripped down, uglier, and with worse music, and worse rain effects.
I usually watch these to see how long it would take Kevin to break a game but this already seems a bit broken xD Nonetheless, that's what makes it fun!
Did you consider that maybe they didn't forget it and simply sold it? You know that old saying "if you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you"? Maybe they found a buyer... 60 bucks for a remastered bridge, bugs included.
The made the character models look "better" in their own special way, by making them look like blow up sex dolls instead of half melted wax works figurines.
There are some nice updates to this game, but certainly not worth $60. I'll stick with the trilogy that I bought on steam for like $10 a few months ago. If the definitive edition was $20-30 for all 3 games it might've been worth it
I just like Kevin talking about these and playing them cause it's something he's so passionate about and it honestly just makes me happy. He single handedly got me interested in the GTA series haha /gen /lh /pc
13:45 the fecking moped noises struggling to get the momentum to go up the escalator, Kevin's silence then a cute little *hullo* is everything! 🤣👌 I loved this playthrough SO much! There's never a dull moment with Kevo.
It's so refreshing to watch a video about the definitive edition that is just having fun with it, rather than just constantly complaining that the game is terrible.
I finished San Andreas 2 days ago and while there were noticable oddities my overall experience was fantastic considering I've never actually beaten the game before. When I was younger I kept getting stuck on the mission for Woozie where you need like 60% lung capacity.
I could watch that one AI pull other AI people out their vehicles, mildly beat them, then let them go for hours. Eventually he would have done it to someone like a police officer and shit would have gone wild!
Kevin’s mad driving and crashing into things is just absolutely beautiful. I actually wanna play GTA Vice City myself, just hookup the PS2 and play the game! Sadly doesn’t have the nice improved graphics tho!
@@dubiouslifeform8259 true, true. Can’t quite beat the original and the sheer madness you can cause! Will have to go into my loft to get the PS2 but it’s well looked after in a safe airtight crate (to prevent moisture and anything), got the disks in there too, just feels nostalgic seeing Vice City and really makes me go on rampages
I'd say that the game certainly isn't that bad, to laugh at that is. However, to spend actual real money on, and/or try to seriously enjoy? Nah, I don't think so.
Kevin - "Either that was meant to be air guitars, or Americans have gone full on America, and now you can get a guitar, that is also a gun" I take it you've never seen Robert Rodriguez's "Desperado."
i just don't get it, Rockstar had the money to literally recreate these entire games from the ground up. New maps, new textures, everything. So why'd they just hire some other company to do it?
Forget the bugs and strange character models, The biggest shame about this clip is the damn DMCA rules not allowing Kevin to play the best game sound track of all time.
The definitive edition doesn't have the best game soundtrack of all time. Some of the songs have been removed, some new ones have been added. Same deal on most youtube videos of the soundtrack.
San andreas is so bugged for me that whenever I try to save or start a mission it just hard crashes, even loading a cloud save on another device has the same problem, these games are rough to say the least
I actually loved this game in the Definitive Edition. I liked how we could actually see Tommy’s face and he didn’t just look like blocks. Though, he does look like he should be locked up somewhere.
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
Lmfao the fact that TH-cam made this video age restricted is insane. It's just because he is being critical they are doing it to everyone. That and the comment censorship has been driving my TH-cam time down significantly. It's sad.
Holy fuck, I almost died laughing when that cop kept pulling people out of their vehicles, hitting them once, then going onto someone else, that was fucking hilarious.
Yes, yes it is that bad. And it's 60 bucks.. and Rockstar took down mods that did a better job at improving the original games... And Rockstar managed to mess up a simple remaster by outsourcing development to a mobile developer despite being a multi-billion dollar company that's completely capable of doing the job themselves. This rubbish should not be tolerated especially from companies that used to be so good.
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The insistent whine of the moped’s engine as he struggled up the escalator had me in tears
just a half minute of VRRRNNNNNNrrrrrrrrrrrrrrVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr
"This is the top speed car sound"
Kevin is getting scarily good at using vehicle bombs as targeted weapons….
I WAS BORN IN A DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT-
Well he is irish
Part of the Irish bloodline by now
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@@choicethetaurus wow this is good, was not expecting this. nice!
The editing in this part 13:42 is *chef's kiss*. I laughed my ass off at the painfully awkward sound
Duude the "nice bike" line still haunts me since the previous video. Like every time I see a troll in social media, I just say in my head "nice bait" imagining the scene.
As shitty as the rollout was and how vague they were with ths problems... I gotta say I still *really* wanna play them. All the glitches and bugs just remind me of the old days playing them on the ps2 and causing havoc.
Please do as many of these for all 3 as you can.
Of course we enjoyed that, Kevin. We always enjoy your stuff! And touching base with the unfamiliar to MOST player's just strikes a unique cord with me!
Kevin, you are loved buddy. God bless ya, you amazing mess!
I mean, if Armalite ever made a Guitar, You'd be the first to know.
As the the funny man from the simpsons said, "Yes!"
GTA Vice City: AR Guitars for $199
Me as an American: Cool it's Augmented Reality Guitars
Kevin: OOO Assault Rifle Guitars "So American"
Haha, that moment on the escalator!
Kevin you should do retail testing for a job just to look for the defective products .
GTA Vice City is my all time favorite game, friggen awesome to see Kevin playing it :D
You could ask El Mariachi for a gun guitar.
3:10 a true irishman
This makes me wanna fire up the ps2 and pop in vice city
I really am curious how broken the games are. I played cp2077 and only had minor texture glitches on pro when everyone else said it was broken behind repair
super stuff kev
No! That's AR as in augmented reality! It only exists if you point a phone at it.
I still can't believe they forgot an ENTIRE bridge
@@jasmine-------------1235 ur mom
what bridge lol
@@SirUnaiEmery maybe in san andreas
Are you being sarcastic? There are hundreds of issues plaguing the game, even in this playthrough you can see it.
@@kinyitom7637 just report those bots. Its disgusting.
"You'll need an ambulance when I'm done with you!"
**kicks curb**
That's curb stomping for ya
He was talking to himself
@@terribletallrus6520 I thought Curb stomping was to hurt the stompie, not the stomper..... American History X got that scene ALL wrong!
“It’s Roman, let’s go bowling!”
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE!
That’s it bois we can go home.
@@venia..4529 feck off
"It's Roman. Mmmmm Nice Bike!"
@@venia..4529 BE GONE BOT
Glad to see that rockstar saw the success of the chaos mod and implemented it into the base game!
That’s a lot of bots,
I clipped through real life into the earth
@@boredastro2514 women* is plural, woman* is singular. So pretty sure you meant to say *Woman* in this scenario
That explosive car technique just proves that Kevin is a military genius.
I never forget my to happy.
@Sai Yamanaka don't forget to happy indeed
He is a military genius
At this point I would like to see any evidence that suggest Kevin ISNT a military genius
It proves he's read up on Northern Ireland
That NPC running around grabbing people out of cars was kinda eerie, as if the code learned from the player and is developing!... Or just a bug from a broken game lol
also, why was every single driver there a construction worker?
@@pancakerzzz They all just got off work and are on the way to the same bar for a few drinks
The pizza delivery job was genuinely my favorite part of the game. "I could be a criminal... but I'd rather cruise around with the radio on delivering pizzas."
The talk shows were so good, I did the same thing listening to VCPR lol
My favorite part of the game as well, liked playing pizza delivery while using the play as pedestrian code. Listening to 80;s music while playing as stylish women & men from the 80's is the life, for me at least.
Being set in the 80s really took most of the shit music off the list compared to every other GTA
The music is cool in this game imo
"Is GTA Vice City: Definitive Edition really that bad?" Not when Kevin plays it!
you make a fair point
Honestly other than the cops being invisible sometimes when they pit you, vice city is pretty good(sa not so much, and 3 is definitely a lot better but still has so many problems) the only real problems I've had are mission bugs like having to try to steal diazs car to give him the drugs, and not being told to blow the boats up infront of the colonels yacht, but nothing game breaking( sa and 3 are a different story)
No, it's still pretty fucking garbage. Great video though
Too true! 🤣🤣
yes, it is bad
The most offensive thing to me is how Tommy wore his shoes into a bed
Yes! 😂
I almost had a heart attack from laughing when Tommy flew and hit the car and the bike stayed behind
Literally rewatched that part 5 times 😂😂
I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did when Kevin rode his pizza moped up that escalator.
1:13
Parking in a nutshell.
"I'm just here to look at your textures everyone, don't mind me"
Might be the most cursed thing Kevin has said in a while
My BOAH Arthur
@UCg9gNAwI3a10poY5yReaXpQ i blocked you
@@jasmine-------------1235 I don't want to look at your textures
“Is GTA: Vice City Definitive Edition really that bad?”
Any game is gonna go bad when Kevin plays it.
And if it’s not already bad, Kevin is gonna make something bad happen in it
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@@choicethetaurus Probably the last Time I click on a random link....Ngl this was kinda good
@@choicethetaurus an actual decent promo? You’re going places so far. ❤️
You mean bad as good, right!? 😁
Despite what people say about the definitive edition, I would gladly watch YOU play it. Honestly almost anything YOU play is much more fun
"Honestly almost anything YOU play is much more fun" ... What about playing with your feelings?
I'd watch it... but would you?
*Uses vehicle as a bomb*
Me: “Ah, Kevin. You can take the man out of Ireland, but ya can’t take the Ireland out of the man.”
True peak Ireland was achieved with that stunt. Kevin is officially 100% Irish.
"Its an unfortunate set of circumstances for everyone involved"
Jim Pickens, probably
That cop beating everyone but Kevin is fecking hilarious!
It's not cop it's the security guard
@@Solobuddy Mr. Lahey has gone mad with power! and liquor!
@@StonerWaifu time to put an end to this once n for all
@@StonerWaifu I AM THE LIQUOR!
honestly I agree with Kevin that a lot of the quirks and oddities of the game are what make it feel like it used to - the weird way people crumple when you touch them with a car, the out of place cars and people in cutscenes... it really adds the charm that I missed from playing these games as a kid.
Minus the kickass music, and the nostalgic graphics, and the genuine love for the game Rockstar had. Now it's just a stripped down, uglier, and with worse music, and worse rain effects.
@@unfortunatecircumstances8870 cope
@@yoda9256 Just mad you got yeeted by that dry testicle Sidious.
@@yoda9256 Sounds like you're the one 'coping'
@@stuffedsheepshead he’s watching a video about a game he doesn’t like and complaining about it, cope.
I usually watch these to see how long it would take Kevin to break a game but this already seems a bit broken xD Nonetheless, that's what makes it fun!
If Kevin ever goes back to the RP server I think he has a future as competition to Burger shot running a pizza delivery service
"Is GTA: Vice City Definitive Edition Really That Bad?"
I mean, they forgot to add a bridge, so...
Did you consider that maybe they didn't forget it and simply sold it? You know that old saying "if you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you"?
Maybe they found a buyer... 60 bucks for a remastered bridge, bugs included.
@@vetreas366 Knowing how Rockstar operates, they'd sell a damn bridge lol😂
Day 239 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine and everyday life
Day 84 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox
same he's awesome
Hi Turg
Damn you early again
Sup turg
Yes!
Doritos crash course what a game lmao not played that in years would love to see kevin play it
The made the character models look "better" in their own special way, by making them look like blow up sex dolls instead of half melted wax works figurines.
The escalator bit killed me omg 😂 would love to see more of this!
Same here! 🤣 The moped noises, Kevin's silence then a little *hullo*
You know the video is gonna be good, when less than 15 seconds in, and Kevin has already complimented someone on their bike.
Day 156 of asking Kevin to play Batman: The Telltale Series episode 2
@@jasmine-------------1235 don't forget to report
Kevin goes to gunshop: "No I can`t play any song with these!" Americans:" You can play the song of freedome"
Y E S! 😁🇺🇸
Yoohoo!
🇬🇧🔥🔥🔥🔫
There are some nice updates to this game, but certainly not worth $60. I'll stick with the trilogy that I bought on steam for like $10 a few months ago. If the definitive edition was $20-30 for all 3 games it might've been worth it
San Andreas is on game pass which is nice.
Didn't they disable mouse control on the existing games to make us buy the definitive edition?
I just like Kevin talking about these and playing them cause it's something he's so passionate about and it honestly just makes me happy. He single handedly got me interested in the GTA series haha /gen /lh /pc
Same! I wanna play the old GTA games now even though it has been so many years haha
Greatest quote I have ever heard.
“Americans have gone full on America”
13:45 the fecking moped noises struggling to get the momentum to go up the escalator, Kevin's silence then a cute little *hullo* is everything! 🤣👌
I loved this playthrough SO much!
There's never a dull moment with Kevo.
There’s a cutscene where tommy has a lazy eye and I was dying from laughing
Day 159 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.
It's so refreshing to watch a video about the definitive edition that is just having fun with it, rather than just constantly complaining that the game is terrible.
Side note. This game genuinely looks good.
Man, haven't thought about the various Gun Orchestra videos in YEARS
Time to go down that rabbit hole again
I finished San Andreas 2 days ago and while there were noticable oddities my overall experience was fantastic considering I've never actually beaten the game before.
When I was younger I kept getting stuck on the mission for Woozie where you need like 60% lung capacity.
I could watch that one AI pull other AI people out their vehicles, mildly beat them, then let them go for hours. Eventually he would have done it to someone like a police officer and shit would have gone wild!
i know theres quite a few issues with this remaster set but it still looks like a goofy fun time
Kevin’s mad driving and crashing into things is just absolutely beautiful. I actually wanna play GTA Vice City myself, just hookup the PS2 and play the game! Sadly doesn’t have the nice improved graphics tho!
Improved graphics is a stretch especially the faces of the characters.
@@dubiouslifeform8259 true, true. Can’t quite beat the original and the sheer madness you can cause! Will have to go into my loft to get the PS2 but it’s well looked after in a safe airtight crate (to prevent moisture and anything), got the disks in there too, just feels nostalgic seeing Vice City and really makes me go on rampages
@@dubiouslifeform8259 at least the palm trees look good 🤷♂️
By this time i'd imagine you're halfway thru the loading screen. Keep it up, you're almost there.
I'd say that the game certainly isn't that bad, to laugh at that is. However, to spend actual real money on, and/or try to seriously enjoy? Nah, I don't think so.
@@larrythecableman6963 Um, excuse me, I'd like to have you know I'm twelve _and a half_ , thank you very much. 😊
I sure hope he was able to get that guy's insurance info. That's our wholesome Kevin.
GTA: Definitive Edition Trilogy has to be the MOST cursed thing to ever happen in 2021...
Yet it's still significantly better than Warcraft 3: Reforged...
Kevin - "Either that was meant to be air guitars, or Americans have gone full on America, and now you can get a guitar, that is also a gun"
I take it you've never seen Robert Rodriguez's "Desperado."
Or, for newer audience, just watch RWBY. Granted there are no guitar gun, but there's a purse gun, and a saxophone gun.
The policeman just hitting everyone was insane XD
He's a security guard and they are the Property Invest Group (PIG)
Its good to just see Kevin enjoying a game he played as a kid. Every day is a good day when Kevin posts
i just don't get it, Rockstar had the money to literally recreate these entire games from the ground up. New maps, new textures, everything. So why'd they just hire some other company to do it?
That cop harassing the innocent civilians was just a really good representation of actual cops
Forget the bugs and strange character models, The biggest shame about this clip is the damn DMCA rules not allowing Kevin to play the best game sound track of all time.
The definitive edition doesn't have the best game soundtrack of all time. Some of the songs have been removed, some new ones have been added. Same deal on most youtube videos of the soundtrack.
@@WildBluntHickok wow, didn't know that, that's a real shame.
Hmm nice bike
TF?
Why is this age restricted???
3:14 Just another proof of Kevin's military genius
San andreas is so bugged for me that whenever I try to save or start a mission it just hard crashes, even loading a cloud save on another device has the same problem, these games are rough to say the least
As an American, I can confirm the existence of the AR Guitar. Merica. 🇺🇸🦅
🇺🇸❤️🙏
A guitar that’s also a gun, that does sounds really badass
It's so good to see Kevin using the kevo logo again. Please don't ever remove the logo Kevin, we love it!
The thing is, Kevin likes bad/broken/buggy games, so him liking it is sort of damning.
"He quit the mob and became a pizza boy" .. sounds like a CallMeKevin Bitlife video
Ah, nostalgia.
I actually had a crush on Lance (The white suit guy) as a kid. I don't know, he seemed cool.
bro, i think somebody has to tell you this
youre geh
@@shranoscryptinity8190 Or I'm a woman
The security npc was hilarious
I laughed so much during this vid. Thanks for making my day, Kevin!
GTA: Vice City was the first video game I’ve played as a kid - well, I’m traumatised now. Thanks Kevin!!
Kevin is irish, its only natural that he's good with car bombs
I actually loved this game in the Definitive Edition. I liked how we could actually see Tommy’s face and he didn’t just look like blocks. Though, he does look like he should be locked up somewhere.
hmm nice bike that brings back memories😂😂
“Hello? I’m on fire. You’ll have to speak up.”
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
8:35 Kevin's bodygaurd to protect him from the cars
Just wanna let you know this video got age flagged :(
2:09 Kevin didn't even run that guy over, he just ran straight into Kevin's car and died
kevin the ghost who called you a loser was one of jim’s victims.
Lmfao the fact that TH-cam made this video age restricted is insane. It's just because he is being critical they are doing it to everyone. That and the comment censorship has been driving my TH-cam time down significantly. It's sad.
Holy fuck, I almost died laughing when that cop kept pulling people out of their vehicles, hitting them once, then going onto someone else, that was fucking hilarious.
TH-cam seriously requesting legal ID now to watch a feckin video.
For me, I live in the US. So...
Day 157 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
"LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-"
―Jeremiah Jr.
Yes, yes it is that bad. And it's 60 bucks.. and Rockstar took down mods that did a better job at improving the original games... And Rockstar managed to mess up a simple remaster by outsourcing development to a mobile developer despite being a multi-billion dollar company that's completely capable of doing the job themselves. This rubbish should not be tolerated especially from companies that used to be so good.
NO YT I don't wanna give you my Credit Card Number or my Personal ID to Verify my age...
Monokuma: But it brings despair!
Sorry. Made an Danganronpa reference thanks to your pfp.
man i was hyped for this because i love vice city but this just looks like a mobile game, its hella disappointing
Kevin, I recently watched you playing GTA with randomizer mod, please make it again - it was one of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen! :)
Of course, Kevin the 100% Irish guy uses car bombs...
"Feels good to be a massive."
~ Dilldo Banggings
Ah yes from my fav movie the Bobbit
The fact that the gun song clips is in like -4040p has me rolling