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  • @blablubb4553
    @blablubb4553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "Then I will delete the appropriate program". Oh Data, my boy... you don't know what gift you have there.

    • @batfleckforever3594
      @batfleckforever3594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      blablubb As Picard said, "Data, there are times I envy you."

    • @yoshikitakaya7871
      @yoshikitakaya7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Data was pimp cold for that

    • @MrStrikecentral
      @MrStrikecentral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I can't think of a better line than that for a breakup. That's Absolute Zero levels of cold there.

    • @seemoretoys5944
      @seemoretoys5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It is really what you have to do as a human also.

    • @pb5437
      @pb5437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You're more man than us all Data

  • @DerLamer
    @DerLamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Data, let's break up."
    "OK, whatever, but you've GOT to try that meal I cooked."

    • @SonoftheAllfather
      @SonoftheAllfather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ungrateful broad wouldn't even have dinner with him. Lol

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i spent nanoseconds slaving over a replicator to build this meal

    • @SuperMrDelgado
      @SuperMrDelgado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dory Fin total skank.

    • @supernoodles908
      @supernoodles908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tuseroni6085 I think I he actually cooked it though

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supernoodles908 he doesn't have a kitchen, no place to actually COOK anything.

  • @jarret45
    @jarret45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Hmm. There does appear to be a recurring motif."
    Boss.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Jenna : You can't feel emotions, nothing can touch you
    Data : That is a valid assumption.
    Spot : Meow!
    Data : Kittyyyyyyyy!

    • @AceSpadeThePikachu
      @AceSpadeThePikachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What it's like to be asexual aromantic in a nutshell.

    • @bobkerr2755
      @bobkerr2755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, at least there's one kind of 😺 that gets Data's attention

  • @supremeoverlorde2109
    @supremeoverlorde2109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Data's one true love is Spot. Obviously.

    • @peternicholson8029
      @peternicholson8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      there is some godless, ugly fan fiction and r-34 on the other side of this

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@liberalguy513 Finally, a canonical reason why Spot was originally considered male but eventually gave birth to kittens.

    • @SonoftheAllfather
      @SonoftheAllfather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dog loves me unconditionally. I have no doubt of that. My wife...I would like to think she does as well. 😆

    • @Gyrant
      @Gyrant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@FortoFight I think Spot has been played by at least two different cats. A canonical explanation could be that Data has had multiple cats through the years, and named them all Spot.

    • @crypticjim
      @crypticjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ends with the only loyal pussy he'll ever know

  • @SuperflyDoctorWhy
    @SuperflyDoctorWhy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    So that's what a "Data dump" is.

    • @dloverise
      @dloverise 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +SuperflyDoctorWhy How great would it be to be able delete the appropriate program after a break up?

    • @shaunrobinson979
      @shaunrobinson979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol, classic ....I wish someone makes a "Thug Life" video which kicks in just after he says he'll delete the appropriate program

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn...
      good one XD

    • @zairman
      @zairman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dloverise I do it all the time. Or at least, pretend to.

    • @GGShinobi77
      @GGShinobi77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL! That was on spot!! LOL And after I wrote it I noticed my comment too! X-D

  • @Shenruss
    @Shenruss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Data himself has cited that he can "miss" someone he has become accustomed to, and his loyalty, kindness, and attention would never waver. He'd be a good boyfriend, just not for someone who needs constant emotional interplay or validation.

    • @cinifiend
      @cinifiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think data missing someone by expecting their activations in his neural network was just data adopting the "little white lie" human trait.

    • @brt5273
      @brt5273 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly! For someone who is emotionally and intelectually well adjusted, and understands Data's limitations and also his potential, a relationship with him could be a great success. I would certainly consider it an opportunity worth personally investigating.

  • @adey88splace
    @adey88splace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Spot: "there, I got my daddy back..."

    • @yoshikitakaya7871
      @yoshikitakaya7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmaooooo

    • @maemorri
      @maemorri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spot be like: "Spot gots her man back. Maybe someday you'll learn to appreciate 'kind and attentive', bitch."

  • @technojunkie213
    @technojunkie213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    She made the wrong decision. Data is amazing

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But she was completely wrong for him.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will admit Data, is very excellent in everything .. But Love. In Love he is non-functioning.

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SightForMemories dead wrong. He is programmed in multiple techniques.

    • @Aurora2097
      @Aurora2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was too emotionally involved...
      Sometimes youre in love too much to give someone more time to readjust his subroutines...

    • @szahmad2416
      @szahmad2416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For us, having the luxury to look in as outsiders, not even in their universe, perhaps. But for a woman who is in the actual relationship, unsure of whether her touch or look or presence pleases her partner or causes distaste, and unaccustomed to the fact that it uniformly causes neither, the relationship might be torture. Human beings in a relationship want their love and care verifiably reciprocated; they see validation and fulfillment in the other's emotions...passion for passion, joy for joy. We are, in the end, far pettier creatures than Data can hope to aspire towards.

  • @lsedge7280
    @lsedge7280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Ah, she did matter to data, he dedicated a considerable amount of his resources to her. She was incredibly counterproductive.

    • @blablubb4553
      @blablubb4553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That sounds like an accurate description of a relationship to me.

    • @Haze1434
      @Haze1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's becoming more Human all the time, then!

    • @SonoftheAllfather
      @SonoftheAllfather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spot is of more value to him than that splittail. 😆

    • @timothygibney159
      @timothygibney159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Typical female

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wouldn't say that. Data was seeing this as a chance to learn and understand one of the most complex elements of humanity in the form of a romantic relationship. Unfortunately, it seems that his own progress on his journey to become more human hadn't progressed to the point where he could have a true emotional investment yet in that sort of relationship. So I think he still found the time he spent with her to be productive, even if the result was him realizing he still wasn't "there" yet.

  • @IamnotJohnFord
    @IamnotJohnFord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    What she did not tell Data was that she had just met a young Vulcan. She thinks her new love interest will finally be the work. The guy is so passionate. He just invited her to his Pon Farr party.

    • @ThatFadedAsian
      @ThatFadedAsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She'll be very disappointed for the next 7 years though...

  • @jggibson65a
    @jggibson65a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Well you can't emotionally manipulate a being with no emotions

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OUCH!!!! Best comment in YT history. Bravo sir.

    • @BecketTheHymnist
      @BecketTheHymnist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @davidmurdock1698
      @davidmurdock1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The relationship was all about her, it’s probably why the other guy got bored af

    • @wilsonramirez5956
      @wilsonramirez5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broads will still try...lol

    • @ramblincapuchin9075
      @ramblincapuchin9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "That is a valid projection" to think that a woman's projection is to _make_ a man make her feelings matter
      Nowhere in my programming is that an ambition to strive after

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    At the end Spots just like don't worry buddy I still love you,

    • @yoshikitakaya7871
      @yoshikitakaya7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right 👍💯

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'll take my cat over a girlfriend any day. I still have a little pussy sharing my bed every night and it's a lot less expensive to live with.

  • @Stalicone
    @Stalicone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "Jenna, are we no longer...a couple"?"No, we're not"."Then I will delete the appropriate program."
    That's some cold shit right there...how the hell did Brad Spiner keep a straight face with that line? Added 4 years later... I know the guy’s name is “Brent”. Always have, I can only attribute “Brad” to my older iphone’s auto correct. Nevertheless, I am leaving it here to give context to the replies. And...it was still some cold ass shit.

    • @Stalicone
      @Stalicone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      Lol - I stand corrected. Thank you for pointing out my factual error.

    • @DinnerBells
      @DinnerBells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She's dumps him, but is the only one who feels bad.

    • @evilspeak5702
      @evilspeak5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Who the fuck is Brad Spiner? Brent's identical twin brother, because I thought he played Lore.

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That was a marvelous performance of true emotionlessness. Not cold, or dismissive. Simply devoid of feeling.

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cause all men could you a feature like that at least once.

  • @hypurnova
    @hypurnova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Yo girl, he's an android, what did you expect?
    I love Data. He will forever be my favorite in all the series.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't decide between Data and the Doc on Voyager, I like both characters equally.

    • @tiffanybatcheller-harris522
      @tiffanybatcheller-harris522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yar didn’t care. 😂 She went right ahead and humped him anyway. 😘

    • @secretmission7607
      @secretmission7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tiffanybatcheller-harris522 Being an android he can hump at a super-fast speed for many hours. Unfortunately the great friction generated (somewhat like rubbing sticks together) often resulted in Data's sexual partners spontaneously combusting...

    • @tiffanybatcheller-harris522
      @tiffanybatcheller-harris522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @Elly3981
      @Elly3981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ar'drian from "Ensigns of Command" would have been a better girlfriend for Data since she's interested in him as a person and not just attracted to his good looks alone like Jenna was.

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Data: "Do I look like I give a fuck?"

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That response would require emotion, even though ironically it's claiming it doesn't give a fuck. This is a break-up without emotions on Data's end. That's why it seems so funny to us. If only it was that easy for the rest of us...

    • @vanleeuwenhoek
      @vanleeuwenhoek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read that too, BAM. DELETE> DELETE> DELETE>

    • @WorldWithOEnd
      @WorldWithOEnd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Deathbrewer its easy just try it

    • @JuanBautista-fd7yv
      @JuanBautista-fd7yv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DeathBringer769 Not necessarily, he could give that response and words without emotion. So no, wrong by you.

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I think the moment with spot is very telling and beautiful. They say animals have a way of detecting our moods and how we feel, and spot immediatly went to data as if to comfort him after his breakup. Even though Data cannot feel emotion, spot could detect that in his own way, he was hurting or upset, and went over to try and make him 'feel' better.

    • @bluedotdinosaur
      @bluedotdinosaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The writers of TNG explained Data's equivalent of emotions very well all the way back at Tasha's death. While Data could not feel conventional grief, Tasha added something to his experiences that was enriching and valuable. The removal of her input into Data's consciousness was indeed a state he did not prefer to exist in. And so he "felt" a genuine sense of loss, and was preoccupied with the reality that there was no way to get the state of being around Tasha back. It was gone forever. And thus Picard saw that Data did in fact understand loss.

    • @kevindavis5966
      @kevindavis5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's no telling what it finally took to get the cat to do that. Brent Spiner said working with the "Spot" cat was the absolute worst experience of the show.

    • @susangallagher1247
      @susangallagher1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bluedotdinosaur I feel he was developing emotions without any need for the chip plot device.

    • @gregquinn7817
      @gregquinn7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevindavis5966 probably didn't feed the cat for two days then put a sardine in Brent/Data's pocket.

    • @kurtreber9813
      @kurtreber9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluedotdinosaur ah, that was with Tasha. I thought it was with his girlfriend. Wish I could find that scene where he talks about this.

  • @bretr7327
    @bretr7327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Jenna: "I don't matter to you, not really". Data doesn't argue that point and deletes her ass out of his life, yet he keeps a Star Wars like crystal that projects Tasha's image. Conclusion, Data was in it for the rebound. LOL.

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He felt more connection to Yar's SISTER than he did to this girl and he only knew her like a day and she tried to murder him lol

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@richardtheconquerer Well his positronic brains had had more time to get used to Tasha

    • @eduardomaldonado1647
      @eduardomaldonado1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Data had a very strong connection with Tasha. In his own way he did love her. This woman was a fool for letting go of Data. Data Cannot lie, steal, cheat, Data often risks his very existence for his friends and always willing to help what better friend than a Data.

    • @coqueslammwell6198
      @coqueslammwell6198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean Star Wars has Trek-like crystals. That holo of Tasha existed before SW writers even came up with the concept of storing messages in crystals.

    • @jmwoods190
      @jmwoods190 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, Jenna was the one who started the rebound, Data just went along.

  • @mdflorida1233
    @mdflorida1233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Even the android knows she's got problems.

    • @someguy5977
      @someguy5977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, he took his out. His ethics program was satisfied to drop her and free up program space once she decided to start playing games. If only I could have been so smart in some of my interactions.

  • @SGz_Eliminated
    @SGz_Eliminated 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As a human this bothers us on Data's behalf, fascinating that.

    • @ariochiv
      @ariochiv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Empathy is an important human feature; it's one of the chief reasons we watch fictional video like this in the first place.

    • @watcher805
      @watcher805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bless you both, stay safe and be happy.

  • @agente5-sigma20
    @agente5-sigma20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Data: If you are encountering difficulties involving a female individual,
    I offer you any sympathy I can provide, my friend.
    I am currently faced with an exact sum of 99 simultaneous complications,
    However a woman with an incompatible personality is not among them.

    • @dinox4250
      @dinox4250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Translation: "If you got girl problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one."

    • @kevindavis5966
      @kevindavis5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dinox4250 Thanks, nothing improves on an obivous joke like an explanation...

    • @marac200
      @marac200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevindavis5966 haha i get it it’s sarcasm, because adding an explanation to an obvious joke doesn’t improve its reception. Aaah sarcasm……..

    • @Radicaltedward
      @Radicaltedward 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic.

  • @okaminess
    @okaminess 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    She was basically projecting her emotions onto him, as he noted.

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I'll never forget you Fry" " *memory deleted* "

  • @Bbeaucha88
    @Bbeaucha88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can we talk about how brutal that break up was? "It's not me, it's you. I know your one singular goal is to become more human and experience emotions but you are absolutely incapable of that so I'm done with you."

    • @rakadoni8403
      @rakadoni8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah man she knew from the beginning that this is how he is, would have been nice if they could have kept the relationship going a season and ended it later on

    • @c.w.k.n.5117
      @c.w.k.n.5117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I personally think it was Datas like that was the most brutal... Chick got deleted like she was nothing lol

  • @AddMoreQuarters
    @AddMoreQuarters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I shall delete the appropriate program."
    *Data waiting for the chick to leave*
    "I am not programmed with the human trait referred to as stuttering. So I fail to understand why you should remain immobile within the parameter of my private quarters."

    • @tbn22
      @tbn22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reading that in data’s voice is more than worth it! 😂

    • @yoshikitakaya7871
      @yoshikitakaya7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dog.....your words is just like something he would say!!!! I read that in data's voice and had me 😂😃😂😃

    • @rainylight6268
      @rainylight6268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg. 😄😄😄

  • @Raring93
    @Raring93 13 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's really funny how Data gets dumped, but the girl who dumps him is the one who gets pwned!

  • @SuperWeetam
    @SuperWeetam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    wish i handled breakups like Data does

    • @McCaler
      @McCaler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You want to be an android?

    • @McCaler
      @McCaler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh good lord...

    • @Ephisus
      @Ephisus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can certainly work towards controlling your emotions rather than letting them control you.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ephisus A sabbatical on Vulcan.

  • @Orandu
    @Orandu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:51 that means “I love you”!
    It’s so sad!!

  • @backalleycqc4790
    @backalleycqc4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That says much about her, when Spot jumped into his lap and asked for affection and received it. She was the one broken emotionally and couldn't understand Data's true worth as a loving unconditional friend.

    • @fredocarroll
      @fredocarroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not loving, though. He's considerate and accommodating, but that's not the same thing.

    • @hatad321
      @hatad321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fredocarroll Love isn't only just a feeling, part of it is a choice.
      Data had that part down, he even goes for choices that should be irrational to him, but it's to help his friends.

    • @brt5273
      @brt5273 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fredocarroll Data has a number of the components going for him. That's more than a lot of people do who think or claim they're "in love".

  • @peterfusco5394
    @peterfusco5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Brent Spiner is one of the most underrated and unappreciated actors in the industry and this one scene proves it.

  • @Kev95682
    @Kev95682 14 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "I will delete the appropriate program." Data is the manliest alpha in the galaxy.

    • @fredocarroll
      @fredocarroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really hope that no man in the world would find Data's reaction something to emulate.

    • @madmanmikey
      @madmanmikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fredocarroll I want you to think about what you wrote and then I want you to not wonder why you have no thumbs up.

    • @fredocarroll
      @fredocarroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@madmanmikey Why would I care about having a thumbs-up? How sad would you have to be to go and count your thumbs-up on comments? If I called about plaudits over substance, I'd only be qualified to be POTUS.

    • @9709923699
      @9709923699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am someone who delete their all digital or nondigital associations

    • @mainemail5506
      @mainemail5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fredocarroll I mean, it's probably better to be like Data rather than being completely obsessed with ones ex like some people are

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I sometimes wish I could just "delete the appropriate program".

  • @armymatt83
    @armymatt83 13 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    spot says "dont worry i still love ya"

  • @Aurora2097
    @Aurora2097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Poor Data!
    That girl really liked him as long as he was just being himself...
    As soon as he started to write relationship-subroutines he became quite a creep because he started to imitate bad human stereotypes.
    Poor girl also... wanted to be in a relationship with one nice guy and ended up making the guy trying to be bad imitations of other guys...
    Very good writing that episode!

  • @Tomken8d2
    @Tomken8d2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It seems he showed a small hint of emotion or perhaps that was just a computational error on my part.

  • @grzechul
    @grzechul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Only that cute cat stands finally on his side. But ... just being ,giving some company & feeding is sufficient for a cat - not for humans. Specially for women x__X

  • @rphuntarchive1
    @rphuntarchive1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You get your heart broken enough times, you become like Data anyway. You learn how to just move on.

    • @hankrearden20
      @hankrearden20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've learned it's also easier if you accept the blame for why the relationship failed. Women hate admitting they've made mistakes.

    • @brutustantheiii8477
      @brutustantheiii8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hankrearden20 forget it the opposite sex gets away with too much now, keep your pride men

  • @Theottselmaster
    @Theottselmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spot is like "Dont worry bro I still love you"

  • @AK-dr8we
    @AK-dr8we 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Cats are more loyal than humans.

    • @TANMAN9095
      @TANMAN9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans are fucking joke when it comes to loyalty.

    • @sgg17003
      @sgg17003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. I had a cat who was sneaking over to see my neighbor cat. We thought is was exclusive until we realized he was banging all the cats in the neighborhood. Cats are hoes, too.

  • @eduardomaldonado1647
    @eduardomaldonado1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Data has his own kind of feelings even if not human. Data is a very considerate being, very kind attentive, and spent much of his resources on trying to make her happy. As a man i could only dream have a woman who is like Data.

  • @Hawkeman67
    @Hawkeman67 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    if we as humans had the ability to forget so easily

  • @winshihuang2918
    @winshihuang2918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hay the first time a was this may be sometime in the early 1990s, the event shocked me and I felts sorry for Data. I have never forgot this...

  • @sammykewlguy
    @sammykewlguy 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I rewatched this episode last night after several years. It's such a subtle but meaningful episode. We can't have relationships without emotion. It would have been nice to see Data in a relationship, but alas, this episode reaches the heartbreaking, harsh, but logical conclusion, that Data simply can't carry on a true romantic relationship.

    • @Crystal-rv5ys
      @Crystal-rv5ys 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Mills That's a very old comment, but I wanted to answer just for fun ^^
      I too think this episod to be very meaningful. If we read between the lines, it's not so much about Data but about love in general. There are important lessons to be drawn from the episod, like the fact that one should love their mate for who they are instead of trying to change them. It also tells a lot about the difference between mere attraction (like what Jenna feels) and true involvement (Data consciously chose to dedicate much memory and resources to the routine). And it teaches an important final lesson : one should be aware of the possible repeating pattern they are experiencing when choosing a wrong mate once again. Loads of interesting things here !
      That being said, I don't agree on the idea that Data could never have a romantic relationship. I am pretty sure he could actually be a wonderful spouse ; but only for the right person. He'd need someone who knows a lot about cybernetics, logics and computer sciences, and who would be okay with what "dating a droid" encompasses - like the fact he can't exactly feel emotion. That makes me think a lot about the manga called Chobits, in which a man ends up dating his female persocom (for personal computers, human-like computers) despite knowing she can never love him like a human would.

  • @MrBrandonDylan
    @MrBrandonDylan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If You like Spot The Cat, he'll like you. No bullshit.

  • @bobkerr2755
    @bobkerr2755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Data: Jenna, are we no longer a couple?
    Jenna: No, we're not.
    Data: Very well, MEMORY DELETED

  • @reka10
    @reka10 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    heheh android's version of "you dont dump me! I DUMP YOU!"

  • @OllieW501
    @OllieW501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Data should hook up with a hot Vulkan :-)

  • @paulnotar
    @paulnotar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Shall I activate the friend-zone program now?"

  • @eternalwolf777
    @eternalwolf777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Deleted...
    To quote Khan, "Revenge is a dish best served cold..."

  • @Brian6587
    @Brian6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Then I will delete the appropriate program" I have always admired him in this scene. Yet it's also quite sad. Especially as an Aspie.

    • @Silversorcerer
      @Silversorcerer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, as Aspies, we have similar experiences to Data in relationships with Neurotypical people, don't we?

    • @Brian6587
      @Brian6587 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Silversorcerer We certainly do! It can be difficult navigating relationships with it.

  • @trophylife538
    @trophylife538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Data does everything to understand her needs meanwhile she doesn't even try to do half of his effort. Poor data :')))

  • @jenna_baker
    @jenna_baker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    for someone who is in love with Data, to hear him say my name gave me butterflies xD

  • @tking1974
    @tking1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Then I will delete the batshit crazy trainwreck program"

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Data teaching how to do:" No, I am breaking up with YOU." correctly.

  • @mchllwoods
    @mchllwoods 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope Data gives his gift back. Makes no sense in keeping it.

  • @spacemonkehh
    @spacemonkehh 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always wondered how a breakup with no emotions would've looked like.. data is da man!

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Often its men who don't express emotions outwardly who feel emotional more

  • @robertquiggleiv8696
    @robertquiggleiv8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Data: "Severance complete. Would you like to establish any protocols regarding mutual acquaintances?"

  • @craicmaster007
    @craicmaster007 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    poor data!for a being who can't experience emotions,he sure can bring them up in people ;(

  • @Ephisus
    @Ephisus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best Data episodes. I love that it really commits to the fact that he really isn't human.

  • @billmarshall8438
    @billmarshall8438 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always loved the Glass Menagerie reference at the end.

  • @fevi91
    @fevi91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She didn't even try to understand my boy Data, she was just trying to distract herself from her ex and that's so unfair.

  • @SirSethery
    @SirSethery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why I was thinking of the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme while the credits started playing

  • @MaraudingManiac
    @MaraudingManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If there was a reason this relationship failed, it was because she expected something she never properly asked for. Data responds well to overt suggestions and direct communication, and struggles to understand innuendo, as hard as he tries. This is made clear with every interaction you could possibly have with him. So, if that's the case, why should he have to do all the work here? He was perfectly communicative to her. He didn't lie to her, he didn't expect anything other than what he directly stated.
    In the end, it was her that could not read the room, not him. The moment she started to process the way that he works, she just gave up. She didn't even try to understand him. The moment she decided that he didn't care about her, she stopped thinking about it.

  • @smily5059
    @smily5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahem, if I may. Data please go out with me?

  • @LaurentheWeirdo
    @LaurentheWeirdo 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spot is epic.

  • @landcommander1981
    @landcommander1981 16 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This part scared me when I saw it for the first time. Poor Data, even with all that information in his positronic brain, he still doesn't understand women. He's in the same boat as all of us guys.

  • @Roadman1000
    @Roadman1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dating Data would be like dating Siri, it just doesn't work. Data with his emotion chip is another story.

  • @DrLeroyGreen
    @DrLeroyGreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's like breaking up with your vibrator. Sad.

  • @RCSlyman
    @RCSlyman 16 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I love the part at the end. How he says "I will delete the appropriate program", I had to laugh, because I wish it were so easy. "
    What I liked about that particular comment, so timed, was the context. "I have expended a large amount of resources in its creation." Follow that with her little, "Nothing I can say or do will make you happy or sad... or touch you in any way." Then he follows it with that? Talk about a verbal backhand.

  • @RedMoonSolitary
    @RedMoonSolitary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He had more emotion in his voice when he said hello to spot than when he told her he delete the program. 😂

    • @AddMoreQuarters
      @AddMoreQuarters ปีที่แล้ว

      Well observed. It has always been my view that it isn't that Data never had emotions before the emotion chip. It is more like they were latent or ambient at most but full process could not be experienced as we would until the final step taken in Generations.
      That said, as posed in the episode "Measure of a Man" it is asked by the woman with the gavel, does Data have a soul? I like to think Data indeed would have a soul as he is much more than a console and like Pinnochio, was maybe granted life by something beyond the mundane who became the son to his own creator.

  • @blitz7326
    @blitz7326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cat is android's best friend:)

  • @axel4196
    @axel4196 13 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I will delete the appropriate program." ZING! Now who broke up with WHO? What's that smell? Data's ex gettin roasted! See how dopey she looked after that? See how fast he got over it?

    • @TommygunNG
      @TommygunNG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @silverfoxeater Data ruled!

    • @ramblincapuchin9075
      @ramblincapuchin9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @silverfoxeater An extra serving of cringe. Odd enough responding to a comment after eight months, but eight years? Some time away from your phone may serve you well

    • @brutustantheiii8477
      @brutustantheiii8477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We men envy Data for this ability. As cold as space itself

  • @gary6449
    @gary6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is pretty much describes EVERY relationship I have ever had..

  • @storerestore
    @storerestore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would you ever break up with someone who is fully functional in every way, someone who is programmed in multiple techniques; a broad variety of pleasuring? Biggest leap of faith I ever had to take watching TNG.

  • @na3044
    @na3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    " why don't any of my usual emprional manipulation tricks work???"

  • @rubiks6
    @rubiks6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She deserves to have the appropriate program deleted. Her loss.

  • @TotalTech_
    @TotalTech_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't decide if I want to be more like Data
    or less like him

  • @r2d2rx
    @r2d2rx 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i wish i could just "delete the appropriate program", too!

    • @sweetguy19762
      @sweetguy19762 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I could not stop laughing, that was good bro.

  • @AAvfx
    @AAvfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This episode was one of my favorites. surprisingly, I've watched it over last week after 2 decades, and I must suggest that this breakup clearly shows Data to be an incompetent partner to a human female, a fact I only could have comprehended by a second viewing and a lot of life experience. As a teenager I thought it would be cool to see Data fall in love with a female. This time I've understood that even in 'Picard' we don't get to see him raising a family. That's a shame, imho

    • @fingerboxes
      @fingerboxes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it depends more on what you want out of a relationship than what species the partners are. Sure, it sounds a bit callous when he says he will delete the appropriate files, but from another angle, he wanted to connect with her so badly that he wrote a suite of files and programs that he thought would assist him in doing so. He did his best. He fundamentally changed himself for her--not just his home and his schedule but his very core. That wasn't enough for her. Geordi has a much better relationship with Data because Geordi appreciates Data as he is, not for what he wants Data to be.
      I do think Data could have a fulfilling romantic relationship if the other person had relationship goals that were appropriately in tune with Data's nature. What I look for in someone is the ability to carry on meaningful conversations and learn stuff I didn't know before. I friendzoned someone because every time I had a conversation above a third grade reading level with her, her eyes glossed over and she stared at me like a dead fish and said she had street smarts and not book smarts. She offered to provide for me financially and travel around the world with me, but that wasn't enough to overcome the fact that she wanted to know why we couldn't dissect fetus brains so we can tell their parents if they're going to grow up to be gay or straight and how it was possible that un-contacted tribes in the Amazon had never heard of Jesus because hadn't they ever asked themselves what it was two thousand years since (yes, she did seriously ask both those questions). I think I could probably have a decently fulfilling relationship with Data because I'm pretty sure he could always have something interesting to talk about.

    • @Lava589
      @Lava589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree that I would've liked to have seen Data grow more (have a family, become a captain, etc), but I blame that more on Star Trek Nemesis.

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he needs to date someone smarter

    • @coinsilver3
      @coinsilver3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was hoping that he would have a romantic relationship since he had the emo chip.

  • @SeverusSnapeIlove
    @SeverusSnapeIlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All she had to do was wait a few more seasons and a movie...

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cat doesn't know the difference.
    So much for the specialness of cats.

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish breakups were this clean.

  • @PaulGrantDesigns
    @PaulGrantDesigns 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arms crossed and nothing to say. RUN!

  • @cherubin7th
    @cherubin7th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you realized that you were dating the toaster. But Data's reply was the best diss ever.

  • @LebD
    @LebD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if Data tried his multiple techniques on her.

  • @soakingbook
    @soakingbook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There does appear to be a recurring motif."

  • @ThatFadedAsian
    @ThatFadedAsian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, back before ghosting was a thing.

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ouch!
    "Jenna, are we no longer a couple?"
    Data forces her to mentally own up to her words, breaking the chances of her ignoring the realization with the next unemotional person she meets.
    "Then I will delete the appropriate program."
    There's no longer any turning back for Jenna.
    In that simple question and retort, Data had just taken Jenna from the "it would be less painful if I break up with him" position to shatter the veil of ideals and expose the lack of foundation.

  • @nefariousdegas6112
    @nefariousdegas6112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This episode reminds me of every relationship I’ve ever been in.

  • @angreif
    @angreif 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "that is a valid projection"

  • @Lupinthe3rd.
    @Lupinthe3rd. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Data should of given her the tasha yar treatment he like the Energizer bunny he keeps going

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great episode, and also the first episode directed by Patrick Stewart.

  • @joaniethirteen
    @joaniethirteen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This scene always makes me cry.

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now she's Clark Kent's mom on Superman and Lois.

  • @evm6177
    @evm6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A real break up is one like this, absolutely no fire yet so much smoke clouding the very air u breath!

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn...
    i woulda eaten that dinner that he cooked up

  • @Bob_Jones123
    @Bob_Jones123 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the part at the end. How he says "I will delete the appropriate program", I had to laugh, because I wish it were so easy.

  • @jimrockfish1875
    @jimrockfish1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Exactly Jerry’s reaction after a breakup

  • @MegaZidzid
    @MegaZidzid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    moral of the story- don't change yourself for anybody.