I feel like dancer tastes like those fondant mints people have at weddings. OR its like a really fancy rose flavored designer white chocolate truffle thing
Warrior main here, I can attest that our job crystal taste like pomegranate, and indeed has jell-o texture to it, but it’s very very dry though, more like a bouncy rubbery gummy candy or a lump of dehydrated pudding.
As a DRK main, i get hubgry everytimr i see my character. Very yummy. The WHM crystal is obviously mint mentos. Its JUST as shiny, bumpy and smooth. AST is butterscotch flavoured. Cant change my mind on that. I would eat it 10/10.
i feel like most of them looked fun to eat right but a couple of them like the marble just looked fun to lick and/or just have in my mouth. like the flavor isnt there at all but thats okay bc theyd make my tongue feel good when it touches them
I see bard as Lime flavor and summoner as green apple tbh. Great video ps. Dancer maybe some kind of peach flavor ps again, blue mage HAS to be Blueberry
if we think of the soul crystals as hard candy then yes dark knight is a bad shape BUT to me the way its edges look flint-knapped reminds me of the way the inside of a heath bar shears when you bite into it which would be a 10/10 personally
oh boy another perfectly normal ffxiv video!
As a certified Dark Knight it 100% tastes of black cherry, and that's wonderful.
weird, mine tastes like raw pork or chicken but also doesnt taste pork or chicken?
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this
Razi: "I'm not gunna eat a leaf!"
Lettuce:
Based
@@Nalehw never heard of it
Incredible. This video covers both of my main interest: Final Fantasy 14 and eating rocks.
One is an amazing experience that is a must for everyone, and the other is a pretty good mmo
I can just imagine Emet-Selch starring disapprovingly at the Warrior of Light as they lick a bunch of Soul Crystals.
I hope the chirurgeons manage to find all 12 semi-precious stones you just put in your stomach Razi. 🙃
I feel like dancer tastes like those fondant mints people have at weddings. OR its like a really fancy rose flavored designer white chocolate truffle thing
For a video with nothing offensive in it TECHNICALLY, this is beyond unhinged and i love it
I don't know, man. I find it offensive that the video says I can't eat marbles...
Criminally underrated series. Love your delivery on these!
im gonna have to fight for the astro stone. its butterscotch and i'll die on this hill
but also you're totally correct about vpr
it looks like one of those fancy chocolates to me
FFXIV: Soul Crystals are equippable items that change your job class-
Us: E A T
"It tastes like what it smells like after it rains"
Grass and dirt? You're telling me you just wanna chow down on a lawn?
how very dare you, the AST crystal is CLEARLY based on a Werther's original candy!
"Don't eat marbles"
You don't pay my sub!
Also, the Ninja one killed me. :)
Bard stone makes me think of lime jello.
Warrior main here, I can attest that our job crystal taste like pomegranate, and indeed has jell-o texture to it, but it’s very very dry though, more like a bouncy rubbery gummy candy or a lump of dehydrated pudding.
Nooo the MNK one is clearly honey filled hard candy. Trust me, I had many
Whm main here. That jobstone definetely tastes and looks like white chocolate. Very sweet 10/10.
we really do need official hard candy jobstones
In my defense with DRK candy:
You can make shivs out of candy canes 😂
I think AST might taste like a Werther's 😅
now this is QUALITY content right here
I feel like they would have the consistency of cough drops. Now i would like to have job stoned themed cough drops.
Honestly, your take on the PCT crystal is far more generous than mine, since my first thought was "moldy mango."
also I think pictomancer looks like it'd taste like scooperman icecream
ok but what about Azem
BeneG would be proud
Personally I see ninja as liquorice so still agree with your rating
TIL…dragons taste like blue raspberry. good to know
As a DRK main, i get hubgry everytimr i see my character. Very yummy.
The WHM crystal is obviously mint mentos. Its JUST as shiny, bumpy and smooth.
AST is butterscotch flavoured. Cant change my mind on that. I would eat it 10/10.
WHM would be a pina colada jelly bean.
AST is a jawbreaker with all those layers that change flavor.
Nin is black cherry/raspberry konpeito
What have you got against Citrus? You don't trust the marble, You don't trust the monk stone, COME ON!
Red Mage was not a ruby it was a ring pop gem.
Always thought WHM's crystal appropriately looked like a cough drop.
get your head out of the gutter, the monk stone tastes like lemon!!!!!
i feel like most of them looked fun to eat right but a couple of them like the marble just looked fun to lick and/or just have in my mouth. like the flavor isnt there at all but thats okay bc theyd make my tongue feel good when it touches them
I see bard as Lime flavor and summoner as green apple tbh. Great video ps. Dancer maybe some kind of peach flavor ps again, blue mage HAS to be Blueberry
i got recomended this video after i read the ballistic gel "analysis" 💀
Ninja one is a really good liqourice
One of my fc mates posted this video in our discord and tagged me in it Because he knows I eat rocks in this game
Great video 😊
I’m a BRD and the leaf tastes like green apple, I promise 😃
Egg good 🥚
Ninja looks like it would be liqorice imo
Cinnamon to me
Ninja tastes like black licorice and tears
Constellation crystals by taste
Im so happy I found this video I have found my ff14 people
if we think of the soul crystals as hard candy then yes dark knight is a bad shape BUT to me the way its edges look flint-knapped reminds me of the way the inside of a heath bar shears when you bite into it which would be a 10/10 personally
To me, Ninja's soul stone is also 100% black liqorice. The red is just there to fool my fellow Americans into thinking it's red Twizzlers flavored.
WHM could have been a vanilla. AST looks like butterscotch.
I still liked that rating of job atones based on how much it would hurt to put in the ass at shitpostxiv haha
gunbreaker 100% tastes like rotten egg. I think its based of a sulpher crystal which is used in gunpowder/cardriches
Also lmao dnc looks like pink lemonade
C'mon picto is clearly Blue Raspberry Lemonade!
I love this
I never even watched any of your videos before but youtube knows to recommend me like-minded individuals
Paladin has to be spearmint flavor.
astrologian tastes like caramel
You should rate Chocobo Bardings by how much you would wear them yourself. 😅
U should rank the little mini games in the gold saucer! Not the GATEs, I mean like the basketball one and the mining one and them
@@jasonbarelli7412 they’re on the list 😎
Hmmm flavor taste job crystal u are crazy
I think Picto is banana strawberry
ill say Viper would taste like Turrón
picto is just a mango lol
o/ i am people, i asked for this
/eategg
/egg
I hate to say this but Samurai job crystal is 100% mica, which is mostly alumiunum oxide and has no taste.
Definitely terrible to lick though
I like how the astrologian symbol is just copy/paste
Kinda makes sience bc of the pvp kit
Are they digestible? If not, I feel really bad for the WoL who has to poop out the dark knight stone...
How do you know what it's like to eat sawdust 🤨
Some people did stupid things as children, like eating sawdust because they think it to taste like candy.
It's me, I'm some people.
@@Gabbreillenicole That's fair
@@LivvieLynn You and I both know the implication was raw, freshly made sawdust fresh from the mill.
Lmao right 😂
I no like egg