Suave is back, and the hand lotion will flow like water in his review of Masami Obari’s infamous Angel Blade. See the uncut review here: benthesage.com/reviews/aa/anim...
This is one of my favorite episodes of Anime Abandon, not for the hentai but for the back and forth between Suave and Censor Kaiser, I love back and forth banter like that.
Wilson Bennett This is a perfect example of how a good foil can make fantastic material. Because Suave and Censor Kaiser are polar opposites, they play off each other perfectly.
I remember vividly when my girlfriend though that Angel Blade is sequel to Soldier Blade, her favourite videogame on PC Engine. After first fucking scene, she never touched Soldier Blade ever again. By the way, somebody though that Angel Blade and her prototype are like porn versions of Mega Man and Proto Man?
They say that this is supposed to be a parody of Go Nagai's work, such as "Cutie Honey" & "Kekko Kamen." The thing is, "Kekko Kamen" was already a parody itself (it's a loose-parody of Gekko Kamen/Moon Mask and the suit looks like the hero is naked with just a few items on them). This is just as a fail as the parody of Giselle from "Enchanted" (a character & movie that were already parodies to begin with) in "Disaster Movie."
AT Productions I'm guessing along the lines of "gentlemen let's be frank man on women porn just isn't selling like it used to the only demographic for that genre is teenagers hitting puberty people these days are getting more and more perverted in there sexual preferences not to mention diverse why just last week i saw a porn comic wear a man is turned into a sexy cat woman literally cat ears tail and all so what we need is something similar what no not tentacle porn the market is over saturated huh what's that girl on girl hmm well lesbians do tend to reel in the yen but it's still not pervy enough hmm wait i got it we make the story about a girl who fights monsters buck naked and the villain and her boss have penises sometimes multiple ones my god i can already hear the t ching sound
Ok the line where he talks about those food brands in an orgy makes me laugh every time because he says it with such a straight face i can only imagine the takes it took to get it right
Anime Dubbing may be the only medium where the same voice actor will play some of the most well known and beloved characters in modern fiction as well as Futanari Porn XD Carrie Keranen, Dan Green, nothing but respect.
@@Green-Raccoon777 It's an outdated, terrible measure of how "Feminist" a movie is when really it's heavily borked on it's constricted rules. AKA, regular fun movies apparently fail it but a full on porno passes? That should show you how "effective" it really is.
@@Green-Raccoon777 Just in case anyone legitimately wants to know and doesn't want to Google it, the Bechdel test is the question "does this work feature two female characters talking about something that isn't to do with men?" It doesn't measure much of anything, and was originally created as a joke in a comic by artist Alison Bechdel to call attention to the gender imbalance of dialogue in cinema.
I have to wonder, if Suave really didn't know about the internet until now, where did he think these videos were showing? Did he think this made it on TV or something?
He doesn't even get to do much in this outing. What a freaking waste. Let's get the actor with the majestic voice of Mewtwo/Yugi/Knuckles, and do NOTHING with him. I recommend looking for "Sibling Secret" if you really want to hear him let off the leash.
(slaps forehead) please tell me I did not here the voices of Dan Green and possibly Stephanie Sheh dubbing an anime where a woman has the kind of packege that would put the cast of magic mike to shame
Wait...there are well dubbed henatai out there!? Jesus when freaking Porn does it better you know you f#$% up somehow. You know what studio I'm talking about.
man sensor kaiser and suave in the same show taunting each other kkkkkk instant like congrats bennet ya humor just keep getting better with each video.ps ya comedy is realy orignal and effective keep it up man and the cameos of ya collabers are allways well done in that guy with the glasses,realy the video was just awasome
8:46 ......... IS THAT EXCEL'S VOICE????? O.o EDIT: Wikipedia doesn't have it listed, but iMDB don't lie! It is Jessica Calvello! lol wow. A couple of these voices sound familiar actually.
I'm going to die and possibly scar my brain for life by asking this but.... why would girls with multple d's be attractive to anyone????? The actual f?
+jayblade2000 Huh, before I've seen the scene, I thought you're talking about breast size xD Surprise surprise, it seems there's still some innocence inside me.
+jayblade2000 You really question that? One would think that by now anyone who has browsed through the internet would know that no matter what it is, somehow someone somewhere has a fetish for it. Chicks with dicks (even multiple ones) is still probably on the less bizarre end of the spectrum of what people find hot.
+jayblade2000 A bit late to the spectrum, but I'm only going to tell you what a friend of mine who decided to dive into almost all of the works of hentai once analyzed...if you can even call it that: -Essentially, "Futas/dickgirls are attractive in the sense of the notion of how guys feel whenever we have our genitalia touched in some way or fashion, and the notion that the sexual stimulation combined with the horniness of women makes for a being that exhibits immense amounts of sexual pleasure that one could only dream to achieve. When she orgasms, it's the sexiest thing ever, because knowing that she could possibly have an orgasm from two sets of genitalia only drives the fetish much more than what it already is...bonus points if she's plowed by a dude and he knocks her up." ....yep. There ya go, I've scarred someone for life with someone else's rabid sayings. XD
I'm sure he did love his little girl but I don't think that was the intention of his device XD just like ryukos father from kill la kill he designed senketsu for himself I think he didn't mean for ryuko to find it
Bahaha, I remember this. Friends in my discord showed this when we held Bad Hentai Night in Rabbit. We were dying of fucking laughter, there was Temptations (CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN) too that topped it all.
I personally took inspiration from mr obaris work cuz I draw my girls with some good sized boobies and nice bootys well he was my recent inspiration XD
2:14 I didn't expect the Nostalgia Critic, much less him cosplaying as Cinema Sno- "NOBODY expects the Nostalgia Critic! Especially dressed like Cinema Snob!"
the review of a hentai was actually the last place I'd ever think to see a Nostalgia Critic cameo.
Probably the point of him showing.
Having Suave literally argue with Censor Kaizer was the best thing in the history of this show. It's the perfect comedic combo
I believe Suave and CensorKaiser make for remarkably fun foils. I would not mind another instance of this.
please Sage.
I agree, their banter is hilarious
Am I the only one who wants to see Suave do a review of Queen's Blade?
+Athavan Rajasingham I think most of us would be happy to just see Suave again
We all do.
I'd rather have him do a review of Angel Blade Punish as the sequel took a considerable change in tone and story from the first three episodes/series.
That'd be awesome.
It's Queen Blade. It's as close to porn as you can get.
This is one of my favorite episodes of Anime Abandon, not for the hentai but for the back and forth between Suave and Censor Kaiser, I love back and forth banter like that.
Wilson Bennett This is a perfect example of how a good foil can make fantastic material. Because Suave and Censor Kaiser are polar opposites, they play off each other perfectly.
Yea, I think that's the second best part of this, only to the Doug Walker / Marc Swint scene.
@angelartiyalvt9574
This is the first time I heard the censor guy talk at all.
Sometimes I wanna believe that Suave is more than just Bennet's persona, it's a downright its own entity that takes over his body.
What are you talking about? They're obviously 2 completely different people!
I remember vividly when my girlfriend though that Angel Blade is sequel to Soldier Blade, her favourite videogame on PC Engine. After first fucking scene, she never touched Soldier Blade ever again. By the way, somebody though that Angel Blade and her prototype are like porn versions of Mega Man and Proto Man?
omg. I left hand salute you my good sir.
XD fucking generic titles...
Considering Suave only just discovered the internet in this episode, it's amazing we ever saw him again afterwards.
Nostalgia critic's scream is so awesome!
+Craig Coye practice makes perfect
Hehe, I love how the censorkaiser censors the censorkaiser's swearing.
Wait did I hear the voice of Dan Green. What in the name of the Egyptian Gods is he doing here.
Also OH HAI NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!
+Patrick Donnolley No Dan Green wasn't in it, but Carrie Keranen and Jessica Calvello were both in it. :D
+TarlZaralka that is him.
videofreakboy91
Odd, he isn't credited. Oh well, still kind of cool to know.
+TarlZaralka You can still tell its him.
+Patrick Donnolley Also did I hear Bella Hudson as one of the cops.
This is a thing of beauty. I don't know if Bennett did it on purpose, but ever review by Suave is like a video voiced by Zap Brannigan.
They say that this is supposed to be a parody of Go Nagai's work, such as "Cutie Honey" & "Kekko Kamen."
The thing is, "Kekko Kamen" was already a parody itself (it's a loose-parody of Gekko Kamen/Moon Mask and the suit looks like the hero is naked with just a few items on them).
This is just as a fail as the parody of Giselle from "Enchanted" (a character & movie that were already parodies to begin with) in "Disaster Movie."
Voice acting in hentai must be fun.
...or horrifying
AT Productions I'm guessing along the lines of "gentlemen let's be frank man on women porn just isn't selling like it used to the only demographic for that genre is teenagers hitting puberty people these days are getting more and more perverted in there sexual preferences not to mention diverse why just last week i saw a porn comic wear a man is turned into a sexy cat woman literally cat ears tail and all so what we need is something similar what no not tentacle porn the market is over saturated huh what's that girl on girl hmm well lesbians do tend to reel in the yen but it's still not pervy enough hmm wait i got it we make the story about a girl who fights monsters buck naked and the villain and her boss have penises sometimes multiple ones my god i can already hear the t ching sound
Animation must be a Damn joy
Ok the line where he talks about those food brands in an orgy makes me laugh every time because he says it with such a straight face i can only imagine the takes it took to get it right
Didn't think I'd find Nostalgia Critic here lol
805Goodland
Well, they are both part of Channel Awesome so it shouldn't come as a surprise.
+HotaruKara IT DOES TO ME
Anime Dubbing may be the only medium where the same voice actor will play some of the most well known and beloved characters in modern fiction as well as Futanari Porn XD
Carrie Keranen, Dan Green, nothing but respect.
Got to agree with Suave. The creepy blue man staring into the void is party pooper.
This anime passes the Bechdel test. Just saying.
Heather_Veley and I'm sure bechel herself just loves this. *totally*
Movies with legitimately good female characters fail the Bechdel Test while porn passes it. I love it.
What's the Bechdel test?
@@Green-Raccoon777 It's an outdated, terrible measure of how "Feminist" a movie is when really it's heavily borked on it's constricted rules. AKA, regular fun movies apparently fail it but a full on porno passes? That should show you how "effective" it really is.
@@Green-Raccoon777 Just in case anyone legitimately wants to know and doesn't want to Google it, the Bechdel test is the question "does this work feature two female characters talking about something that isn't to do with men?" It doesn't measure much of anything, and was originally created as a joke in a comic by artist Alison Bechdel to call attention to the gender imbalance of dialogue in cinema.
I have to wonder, if Suave really didn't know about the internet until now, where did he think these videos were showing? Did he think this made it on TV or something?
Oh the priceless reaction of the nostalgia critics face is worth the price of admission.
8:19 *alarm goes off* GROPE ALERT!!! GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!!
Gotta love censor Kaiser.
13:25 so, Suave doesn't know what the internet is but he knows what the Rules of the Internet are? Seems legit...
He's also seen Epic Meal Time
"I'm not sure I can show you this."
"YOU CAN'T!"
Always gets me everytime.
....
Glad im not the only one who thought leave a comment in this video in 2020…. Or 2021 whatever it was a year ago
6:18 Holy shit, is that Dan Green's voice? 4shame 4kids!
He doesn't even get to do much in this outing. What a freaking waste. Let's get the actor with the majestic voice of Mewtwo/Yugi/Knuckles, and do NOTHING with him.
I recommend looking for "Sibling Secret" if you really want to hear him let off the leash.
You'd be surprised of the stuff he's doing now of days....
Ironbat92 I'm morbidly curious now.
Ironbat92
Try me. Nothing can top Fobia or Stepmother's Sin.
Dem names tho
1:58 Well, Doug kinda owes Jaleel White a favor for that 'Sonic' fan film they worked on.
what did he say to doug? something about anime month?
*_LEFT HAND SALUTE!!!_*
14:41 Kill La Kill?
17:09 - 17:18, I love looping those 9 seconds
7:20
Whatever you do Suave, do NOT call D.C. Douglas! He'll screencap it and do weird things to this picture!
(slaps forehead) please tell me I did not here the voices of Dan Green and possibly Stephanie Sheh dubbing an anime where a woman has the kind of packege that would put the cast of magic mike to shame
Scary isn't it?
+The Critic's Review no, embarrassing, hence the (slaps forehead)
+Ninja Greg Show Somebody plz make a YTP or when i get davinci resolve
Ninja Greg Show I think I also heard Bella Hudson in there.
Did Doug watch Bible Black, was that what was refrenced?
Wait...there are well dubbed henatai out there!?
Jesus when freaking Porn does it better you know you f#$% up somehow.
You know what studio I'm talking about.
18:28
And insert Desert Punk Clip of Rainspider! ::D
Surprised Sage didn't make that reference.
Suave: You might as well be showing a starving Ethiopian child an episode of Epic Meal Time!
Suave 15 minutes earlier: Inter-what?
I just love the opening to this review. With Doug freaking out after seeing Sonic Christmas Blast.
can suave do bible black next?
man sensor kaiser and suave in the same show taunting each other kkkkkk instant like congrats bennet ya humor just keep getting better with each video.ps ya comedy is realy orignal and effective keep it up man and the cameos of ya collabers are allways well done in that guy with the glasses,realy the video was just awasome
WHAT SONGS DID YOU PLAY IN THE STARTGIVE IT TO ME OR SOMETHING
I would love to see you do a review on Giant Robo, Sage!
Great movie...loved the retro anime style, but found the legs too stick-like
Can you review the Urotsukidoji ova's Mr. Sage? Thank you and keep up the good work!
I am curious as to the origin of the clip at 5:03.
Wouldn't that size break your back
What is the song at 14:16?
Was there a remake of this series
Where can you watch this
the nostalgia critic is just hilarious
Lydia Lubach He remembers it so you don't have to. I couldn't help myself, sorry.
Well that was... Different.
Hey! I'm trying to eat brunch over here!
Last time I watch a Suave review while eating...
8:46 ......... IS THAT EXCEL'S VOICE????? O.o
EDIT: Wikipedia doesn't have it listed, but iMDB don't lie! It is Jessica Calvello! lol wow. A couple of these voices sound familiar actually.
A friend introduced me to your channel and he got me to watch this vid. I see you are a man of culture. Suave is like a male version of me. Lmao!
2:14 I swear to God Doug probably gets a noise complaint everywhere he goes.
I'm going to die and possibly scar my brain for life by asking this but.... why would girls with multple d's be attractive to anyone????? The actual f?
+jayblade2000 Huh, before I've seen the scene, I thought you're talking about breast size xD
Surprise surprise, it seems there's still some innocence inside me.
+jayblade2000 You really question that? One would think that by now anyone who has browsed through the internet would know that no matter what it is, somehow someone somewhere has a fetish for it. Chicks with dicks (even multiple ones) is still probably on the less bizarre end of the spectrum of what people find hot.
+jayblade2000 A bit late to the spectrum, but I'm only going to tell you what a friend of mine who decided to dive into almost all of the works of hentai once analyzed...if you can even call it that:
-Essentially, "Futas/dickgirls are attractive in the sense of the notion of how guys feel whenever we have our genitalia touched in some way or fashion, and the notion that the sexual stimulation combined with the horniness of women makes for a being that exhibits immense amounts of sexual pleasure that one could only dream to achieve. When she orgasms, it's the sexiest thing ever, because knowing that she could possibly have an orgasm from two sets of genitalia only drives the fetish much more than what it already is...bonus points if she's plowed by a dude and he knocks her up." ....yep. There ya go, I've scarred someone for life with someone else's rabid sayings. XD
***** yes, someone understands 👍
Honestly he should just review "Sexy Magical Girl" it's actually a lot better than it sounds.
Now I'm hoping that NC does review Sonic Christmas Blast this December :P
I don't know if he will.
Elijah La Rock
I think if most of the fans would know this than he would get e-mails up on e-mails to review it, and he would give in eventualy.
No, but Phelous did.
I'm sure he did love his little girl but I don't think that was the intention of his device XD just like ryukos father from kill la kill he designed senketsu for himself I think he didn't mean for ryuko to find it
Suave's voice reminds me of John Lovitz I love it.
Bahaha, I remember this. Friends in my discord showed this when we held Bad Hentai Night in Rabbit. We were dying of fucking laughter, there was Temptations (CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN) too that topped it all.
6:04 I just noticed: Are her tri-winkers retractable?
Loved the NC cameo
I can't believe I drew some of these characters out of boredom one day
Suave didn't know about porn!? I'm calling bullshit!
+McParker He knows porn. But he does not know about the porn sites.
+Sean Bateman True True
Guys, what does Sage says on 13:37? "My cap..." uh
English is not my native - so I can't recognise
"My Cup runneth over."
KOTYAR0 it's an old saying, meaning something along the lines of how you were not expecting something that you like
Can you do a video on Blue Exorcist Please.
He doesn't review newer anime. He only reviews something if it came out ten or more years ago.
We need more episodes with Suave.
The "Sustained" bit cracked me up
9:45 I'm not going to type, "lol." I'm just going to let you know that this bit with Suave actually had me laughing. Well done.
what was the name of that book he was reading
Housewives at play
Loving the quagmire reference in the beginning
and im now buying this on dvd
4:10 -- Did Axel Rose really say that?
XD OMFG NOSTALGIA CRITIC
Revew bible black
what was Nostalgia critic watching
someting about tanks
So if Sauve ever going to get a crack at Angle Blade Punishment?
Wow I just confused this with queens blade
I love suave so much
From what I can gather, The anime is a parody of Go Nagai's manga and anime Cutey Honey and Kekko Kamen.
i flippin love that suave dude lol
1:40 Oney would love this clip
15:01 how it feels to chew 5gum.
Stimulate your senses.
When I heard the green M&M bit I laughed my ass off cuz he said it with such a straight face
Please do Marine A Gogo next please!
6:22 IS THAT THE PHARAOH?!
the opening was pretty well animated
"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!"
17:48 ...Well, there goes my innocence. :D
sad they dont mention this is a parody of kekko kamen and cutey honey
8:37
does... does that building have goku-hair?
I personally took inspiration from mr obaris work cuz I draw my girls with some good sized boobies and nice bootys well he was my recent inspiration XD
+Robert Eanes LOL nice im improving my women too.
who cares?
+Bob jones well um thanx dude XD
Yeah... Im not sure what to say about this exactly...
thank you sage im 13 this i going to help
Help with what?
***** Don't worry about it
im a big trolll XD
Awww, you ruined the troll. XD I wanted to scar Tucker for life.
???
....
you guys have a lot of fun anime abandon if I could join the team I would
2:14 I didn't expect the Nostalgia Critic, much less him cosplaying as Cinema Sno- "NOBODY expects the Nostalgia Critic! Especially dressed like Cinema Snob!"
The guy at 6:20 sounds like Yami-Yugi. from Yugioh.
That's because they are both voiced by Dan Green (who also voices normal Yugi)
"golden showers"
If only he held out for this review 'till 6 months ago.
I knew it! I knew I heard a Casca!
1:41
This has me dying! 🤣
niiiiiiice