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00:00 - intro
00:26 - summertime christmas
09:59 - ally & obie
27:57 - food box!
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this blue haired freak again??
he is so stuped i hat him idot blu har 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 he shut the the hell hus mouth🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
You got pinned
Eewie
wow
I hate this guy!
The most unrealistic part of ‘a Summertime Christmas’ is that everyone is obeying an act passed by the UN
this one hurts
False. The most unrealistic part is the young teens being told "God" once and then suddenly becoming extremely well-behaved right away.
High key, lmbo
Even more Unrealistic is the Government did something
That's what I thought. The UN? Are you flipping kidding me?
"shame on you for spreading idle reports Joan" has to be the greatest line of dialogue of all time
Yea it’s a solid line lol
my thoughts exactly, I’ve got to start saying that 😂
😂
That's exactly what I always say when Joan is spreading idle reports.
Ohhhh, Christians lol
“this is boring, im going home” is actually such a funny thing to say to kids being mean lmao
Such a power move lol just call your bullies boring and walk away
Screw you guys I'm going home
"I'm bored. You're boring me."
That dude was immediately skeptical of Joan’s BS. She definitely is no stranger to spreading idle reports.
Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan. 😐
She's the biggest idle reporter in town SMH 😞
Jesus, Joan, I KNOW you’re always spreads idle reports
Okay but actually, I was watching this video on my lunch break tonight and my coworker, who had absolutely no idea who Drew Gooden is, came up behind me and said "yo is that Ninja?" and he had to wait for me to quit laughing long enough to explain
that is hilarious 💀
LOL
😂😂😂
Well? Was it Ninja?
haha
i truly believe the delivery of "shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan" was award-worthy
Yeah made me feel bad honestly 😢
Dude when she stopped mid sentence because he was supposed to interrupt her but it was way too late 😂😂😂
yes
The people in that movie speak like they’re living in a 1950s style company town run by the SCP foundation.
“I heard they’re having some trouble with SCP [redacted] over at the facility.”
“Shame on you first spreading idle reports, Joan.”
The rattling pasta in the box gave that dialogue the extra punch.
Idk why but that clip of the director telling him to “just joke around a little” was extremely creepy and unnerving
I know right? Terrible vibes
It sounds like it should be rated r for that
Omg I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who felt weird after that
I watched it without context so I assumed there was an old man trying to get kids to flirt.
for real
A movie who's entire message is "you need to hit your kids" is definitely going to be a hit with kids.
unrelated to the topic at hand but as a fellow trans guy named Sam I'm glad we are strong in number
@@hauntedsunsets I may be trans, but I can never live up to the Ultimate Trans Guys like you Sams 😔
Honestly hitting ur kids doesnt work sometimes😭
@@hauntedsunsets why are there so many of y'all, i'm kind of scared of the trans sam army
i see what you did there.
That Louis Vuitton bag is 100% something one of the crew bought for themselves with the budget, and just put in the movie to justify writing it off
bahahahaha you're so right
Whole budget went into that bag 😂
Bold of you to assume this movie had a budget
@@ryanokane1312 I assume somebody had to buy treats for the pupper. That was their entire budget.
Which isn't really how tax write offs work, but w/e.
I love that the grandpa complains about “new math”, but one of the problems on the board earlier was literally 4x3.
To be fair, he might be much older than he looks. Maybe they only had enough numbers for the trinity when he was growing up.
He didn't go past 3 rd grade🤣
@@mcwjes HA! 😂
Yeah tbf some of the much older generation didn’t have to do multiplication until high school…
"These new fandangled 'zero' things have really made maths hard."
The filmmakers version of a dystopian future being "not being allowed to hit children" is terrifying
whoever made this movie fr thinks that not getting to hit your kids is oppression. wait til they find out about actual oppression
I know, right!
I also like that the UN was somehow able to pass that law despite the UN having no such power. Like at some point I guess the UN took over and formed a one world government The Expanse style and like no one has anything to say about that, and also despite that happening everything else still played out the exact same and the 2008 recession still happened.
@@hedgehog3180Oye, Beltalowda!
@@hedgehog3180the UN actually did declare that physical punishment is illegal in 1989 with the Convention on the Rights of the Child. But it's only international law in countries that signed it.
Every country in the world _except_ the United States has signed it.
Gotta love that underlying message of “if I can’t smack the shit out of my kids then I won’t do a single thing to teach them decent behavior 😌”
Yeah it's like whoever made this movie isn't even aware of any methods of child raising that doesn't involve physical abuse. Like you could just talk to your children, have you ever considered that?
@hedgehog3180 different things work for different kids
@@krustykrabpizza4328but hitting them works never ! hope this cleared things up 🫶🏽
@@krustykrabpizza4328Noah fence, but smacking is never the most effective method of discipline
@@Annicamdwi had a meltdown trying to figure out who tf noah was until i read it out loud. are you proud to have caused me roughly 7 minutes of confusion? i am
the most accurate part of ally and obie was all the adults saying "math is not that difficult" and then offering no help
gives vibes of a tall person standing right next to a short person trying to reach a high shelf and saying "why don't you just reach it it's not that hard" and walking away
thats how it was irl for me or theyd offer help and then be morelost than i was lmao
Same energy as my high school saying they can help find scholarships and when i asked they said "idk go look in the computer."
:/
@@barrothontherocks3325 just jump😀
@@ghostlyhousehorrors When I was in high school, my counselor said, "Don't worry about paying for college. You're a woman and Hispanic. The schools will all just let you in and throw money at you." He was a white man. The colleges did not all accept me and did not throw money at me.
I love that they got her a Build-A-Bear instead of TAKING her to Build-A-Bear to let her make it herself.
Like, I'd be fuckin upset
Right?! Lol the entire point of build a bear is ya know… building the bear 😭
Tbf I also have a build-a-bear that my cousins got me. I was pretty young though.
Yeah, true.
I’ve actually gotten a few made for me, and I’ve gotten two from ordering them online. We don’t have a Build-A-Bear out here (last time we had one was over 10 years ago), and I believe the closest one to us was in Disneyland (which actually closed down a few years ago lmao), so there were rarely any opportunities for me to make one myself.
@@bashfulwolfo6499 you used to be able to at least get little kits where you could stuff it yourself at home though, right? Could have sworn I had a kit once for a bear
to be fair, as someone who grew up with bad dyscalculia in an era before people started actually talking about neurodiversity, the experience of every adult in your life acting exasperated and saying “it’s easy. just do it.” is accurate
Some who feels my pain! I failed basic college algebra 6 times and people would tell me, "But it's so easy!!!"
WHY IS IT SPELLED THAT WAY. I have dyslexia and dyscalculia and burning hate for word people
@@BroKenYaKnow Well I am happy to inform you that the people responsible for it being spelled that way are all dead and their civilization was destroyed. (It's the Romans cuz this is Latin)
i know these are old comments but hi my dyscalculia people!!! i don't feel so alone
1. Same
2. Did you draw your pfp? I like the art style
To be fair, a dog not being able to identify what’s wrong with a bad person feels very accurate to dog psychology
But he's not just any dog, he's a special dog
yeah i bet hitler's dog thought he was the greatest person in the world until he force fed her bye bye pills.
They are "loyal" but they suck at gauging personality.
I love that "you can't discipline your children" literally just means you can't beat children anymore.
Literally! like that’s the only “discipline” they can understand
Yeah, well this is Christians we're talking about. They appear to simultaneously believe that embryos are full human beings, but children under the age of 18 are not.
Missouri just re-legalized paddling as a form of punishment in public schools.
I was genuinely surprised when she raised her hand to, you know, teach conflict resolution like a good role model. lol. They didn't even try to hide their BS. Krampus, I mean Santa, gotta be the writer's self-insert; wanting to make children great again by throwing proactivity out the window (because that wouldn't be 'deserved') in order to feel OK with smacking them around. "Parents need to blast back threefold to really _feel_ as if they clapped back on a problem, ya know? Merry Christmas and Happy hurtful Cycle of Reactivity and Negative Reinforcement!"
like there are so many other options but because you can’t physically abuse them whoever made that movie was like “well I’m all out of ideas!!”
“shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan” is my new favorite movie line
lol
Yeah, instant classic
It’s giving this emoji: 🧌
9:00
(From a vet tech’s perspective) the worse part about Allie & Obie is the fact that the dog looks so absolutely stressed the entire time
Wouldn't be too surprised if they abused the dog :(
I was definitely feeling anxious for that dog.
@@edotori091 how by putting it on a leash?
@@1993MAZDAMIATAThey made it learn how to do math, which dogs are notoriously stressed by
@@KevTyGamingthis is the funniest reply I've ever read!
25:55 the fact that the "just joke around a bit" blooper turned into "that looks like your forehead" may be the best thing ever and i love it
Glad to see Amanda is taking her channel back.
yeah, this ninja guy needs to give full control back to amanda
The blue hair was taking over, she had to balance it out.
As 👏 she 👏 should 👏
I really like her bill and Ted shirt
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
ally and Obie feels like an anti bullying psa that the director just threw a talking dog into to try and turn it into a movie
Would you rather:
Make a PSA with a budget of $50
OR make an entire movie with the same budget, and then have Drew Gooden make 100x your profit simply by watching it????
@@THICCTHICCTHICC pretty sure those "gifts" were the movie budget. They probably took out a loan for the movie, then went shopping.
W
I make better music 🎵🙁
I have the best album 🔥🎶
So… Cool Cat then?
Also, side note, Obie is panting like crazy in like every scene so he's clearly either overheating from having to redo these scenes outside in the summer with such a massive coat or he's stressed out of his mind. Also also, what kind of name is Obie
I was thinking the same the the entire time. Poor thing was clearly uncomfortable :(
Its defo stress. His ears are pinned and he's very alert. Also just a reminder to NEVER SHAVE YOUR DOGS IF THEY HAVE A DOUBLE COAT. I know the coat might look hot, but it actually keeps them cooler than they would be without it. If you shave a dog with a double coat they never grow it back correctly. The coat acts as insulation for cool air. However I have two rescue german shepherds and I live in Florida (one is completely black) so I get the overheating, you can't keep a dog out there for that long. However the leash pulling was so obviously anxiety. And about the name... I had an 100 lbs bloodhound mix in my vet class named Obie and he almost blew out my teachers knee, he was a fucking TANK and thought he was a damn kitten
Obie is a great name
I agree with most of what you said, but honestly Obie is a really cute name for a dog. I mean I have a friend who has a dog named Hobie and that little guy is adorable
The grandpa going "this is the new math!" when it's just multiplication and shit is unironically a great bit
'shame on you for spreading idle reports joan' was unironically so funny
the meme potential
OMG I need to know if that was improvised, also his head movement was great
I've started saying this to myself when I catch myself gossiping :')
This is why you have to say lines out loud to make sure what you write sounds like words a human person would say
they complained about how none of the adults in that one girl's life bothered to teach her math when she was struggling, but honestly, as someone who failed algebra in 8th grade because i was so lost the whole time and everyone around me was just saying "just figure it out" with no guidance i think it's the most realistic part of any of these movies
"if it's so easy can you teach me how to do it" *starts sweating like a water fountain because they haven't even thought about math in 30 years
yes yes yes
YEAH EXACTLY!! especially as a neurodivergent student who just /couldn’t get it/, it really hit close to home :(
Honestly. I have adhd and I struggled so much with math in school. Nobody really tried to work with me to improve. I remember one teacher even stuck me in a corner with flash cards because I was so behind everyone else in the class.
dude istg im gna fail gr11 functions bcoz people just keep telling me im smart and i should get it 😭😭😭 well i dont so now what
I feel like the first movie is just advocating for parents being allowed to spank/hit their kids
yeah that line about the government thinking that they know how to parent better than parents rings way too familiar to those parents who they think they should be allowed to treat their kids like property
It also reminds me of those people that complain when their kids are taught sex ed or anything other than creationism at school
yeah, especially since in the scene with the parent and the two kids with the police officer, it straight up looks like the parent is about to smack the one kid as hard as she can
@@ghosti287 The argument is quite ironic considering the main thesis of the movie is that people can't be trusted to do the right thing unless the threat of violence hangs over them. Like clearly by the movie's own logic parents can't be trusted to raise their children themselves because if you don't constantly threaten people they'll become violent vandals.
I like how the fact that the dog talks is barely even a plot point. He helps her with math once and then it never has any other impact on the story.
Ally & Obie feels like a movie I would make with my cousins at a sleepover at our grandparents house
Its literally the equivalent of what I would film as a kid on my flip phone
The idea that parents not being allowed to discipline their kids would lead to such utter anarchy is comical cause like, there's still laws, you still can't just do vandalism as much as you want.
Not to mention, people will just be more discreet with punishments instead of doing it in public. They might even be harsher, so it's definetely more harmful than anything.
And most of the kids they show are like 8-10. I feel like a bunch of adults could take down a group of 8 year olds before the world fell into total anarchy. Like are we really that scared of a group of people who can’t even reach the high up cabinets? 😂
Point is, christians think atheists are gg to steal and murder and burn down everything in sight bc we don’t believe in magic males in the sky.
Yeah the whole Santa rant about how kids must be disciplined or they will become EVIL, combined with the whole speech about God and the implication he broke the kid's leg for misbehaving is giving me bad Catholic school flashbacks
Yeah! Abusing children is illegal but is still very common.
Honestly as someone who suffered auditory hallucinations as a teen and got called "special" by a bunch of adults, the dog calling the girl special @ 15:56 was SO FUNNY
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i love how ally is taking an algebra/geometry class but the only thing they teach in the class is multiplication
There's actually some algebra in the background but confusingly in that scene they use both x and a dot as a multiplication sign, so I think I know why she's struggling with math.
Makes sense why she doesn’t understand what’s on
“Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan” is my new go to when my relatives start dropping unsubstantiated news on Facebook
LMAO
such a raw line for a throwaway comment
LMFAO its so good
I don't have Amazon prime,so I've never heard of this movie lol .
@@gemstar7286 it’s an obscure bad movie so I don’t think many people know about it
if drew painted his skin blue for halloween he could look like a doodlebop
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
A what now?
thank you for the startling rather unpleasant burst of nostalgia
That's blueface
Or a Boohbah Wiggle and Giggle
Everyone is focusing on the "hitting your children part" (as they should) but the "The UN passed a law" part had me rolling on the floor. Not only the UN does not have legislative power, but that's not how international law works, and it definitely does not depend on domestic law enforcement... And states can't even agree not to go to war, but sure yeah they agreed on that
Summertime Christmas is great to me because it so perfectly demonstrates one of my favorite phenomenons; old people building kaiju sized threats out of made up playground stories they read about on Facebook.
"playground stories" is EXACTLY the right way to describe that stuff! Thank you for that phrasing
What bothers me about Summertime Christmas is just that you can tell it was made by someone who's upset that spanking or hitting you're kid as a punishment isn't seen as ok anymore.
"i can't physically abuse my kids anymore?!?! time to make a movie about it."
Too bad it isn't done more often anymire. We wouldn't be dealing with this soft, pathetic generation
@@Simonporter89 you're a sad person sam
@@Simonporter89 you're commenting on the internet sam, there's no proof that you exist.
Have fun being forgotten apart from being a sad being.
I love the heavy religious tones while the movie is telling you "hit your kids" takes me back to church from when I was a kid
I love when Amanda let's drew be in her videos. She's so nice
Walmart Ninja needs his exposure, so charitable
This joke is so overused you need another joke if you wanna get your comment pinned by Amanda
wrong 'lets'
Who is Amanda Let?
@@fred2310 okay and??
Gotta give that first movie props for getting teen clothing in 2008 right.
LMAO
They literally made Santa their self insert oc to justify smacking children
The first one is actually disturbing and obviously written by someone who can’t fathom the idea of not hitting their kids to teach them a lesson. I wasn’t hit growing up, and I had friends who weren’t either- or at least not for every act of misbehavior, and we actually had less behavioral problems than the kids we knew who were hit regularly by their parents. Discipline is about teaching and imparting wisdom, not mindlessly beating the crap out of someone until they are afraid of you.
I b4 the
"I was beaten just for breathing as a child and I'm better for it." crowd shows up and spreads their shitty takes through the comments
fr. I was hit whenever I misbehave and I've decided long ago to never talk to these people again when I have the means to support myself. I'm gonna relish their Facebook posts about how the "devil has got to me" or how "I've forgotten my roots" when I inevitably cut ties, LOL
My parents hit me as discipline looking back I consider it abuse. As adult it was hard to reconcile my relationship with my parents due to the trauma it caused me as a child.
@@prixe12 my dad says he got hit as a kid and turned out fine but then gets weirdly aggressive whenever he can't keep total control of a situation, and he also has strange morals that contradict each other all the time. Thankfully he never hit me.
@@purpleenthusiast5814 Lol! An abusive ex-step mom said on FB I had a demon in me because we didn't talk to her and I stayed in my room all the time instead of hanging out with family. This is the lady who forced me to eat my vomit and beat me for giving HER BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER MY OLD TOYS!! (said I was wasting money) If I'm a demon, lol, I'mma be a sexy demon 😜
Amanda always looks so proud about finding the horrible movies, never let her go.
I have noticed that too. She beams like a child who got an "A" on the Math test when she finds a bad movie.
yes
She's a gem. I simp for Amanda and I'm a girl.
they're.. they're married..
@@Liza-lm8vq ye... yes?
24:31 “Put, together, the tent!” Is such an underrated moment and gets me dying every time
Ahh the 1940s. Famous for the end of WW2 and the voyage of Columbus. I love history
After 15 times, I finally realized he said 1942 lol
yea columbus‘s WILD and GOOFY adventures (brutally massacred natives)
Christopher Columbus' final words on his final voyage in 1942: "WHY GOOD HEAVENS THAT'S A BLOODY GERMAN SUB!"
@@Redacted_7560 That's inaccurate because he was Italian so he woulda been part of the Axis so his last words woulda been “Mama mia thats a the Royal Navy a”.
@@hedgehog3180 darn, I forgor 💀
"dude survived the bubonic plague and all of his shirts are from american eagle" is the funniest sentence ive heard all year
YES
As someone in bad low budget movie on Amazon… I’m terrified of the day Drew finds it.
Is it called Wintertime 4th Of July about a talking parrot that's even better at talking than most parrots and also he's the son of God?
I desperately need you to elaborate
dont just ding dong ditch this detail, cmon, spit the deets
What is it?
@@zeppelinzeppelini "Don't just ding dong ditch this detail" - LMAO I am adding that one to my lexicon, thank youl
Honestly, I’m pretty new to this channel, n I’ve only seen his wife in a few videos. This time they were tg the longest nd watching the two of them riff n joke around made it much funnier cuz it gave that vibe like I was just watching it with some friends. Him and his wife’s energy compliment each other so well, not every TH-camrs spouse makes such a fun addition to their videos.
yeah being natural on camera is really hard if you're not used to it
u should definitely watch his “this movie has every stereotype” video cuz they watch a movie in that one too
they were just joking around a little . they were just joking around a little
grandpa is hysterical for reacting to the math so cartoonishly, excusing it as "new math", then promptly ditching his own granddaughter and walking out on her. what a legend
drew uploading on the first of the month may be the spookiest thing to happen all october
Agreed
@Doofy if you hate him why do you keep commenting about him?
Oh fuck it's October already
Wasn't it like May yesterday
I just realized it’s October..
@Doofy I genuinely cackled when i read this
Drew is the toothpaste brand that the other dentists don’t like
Fr and his hair perfectly matches this oml
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
1/5 dentists approve!
he doesn’t fight cavities he makes them worse
He’s the toothpaste that only 1 out of 5 dentist recommends!
Ally and Obie reminds me of if Dog With A Blog wasnt picked up by Disney and had an extremely small budget
I love how the mother in the beginning was winding up to smack the shit out of her kid with absolutely no words spoken 😂
“I only use it as a last resort!” Sure you do, Jane…
Winding up like Popeye the sailor 💀💀💀
The close up on the un-sharpened pencil is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
I think it's a metaphor for the movie which also doesn't have a point
Gotta love the unintentional humor XD
@@BeMoreFunny Damn, *gottem!* 😆
It’s like when actors are obviously holding empty cups but the camera actually zooms in on the inside of it
@@BeMoreFunny That takes me back to when my friends and I used that exact metaphor in a history class debate by lifting an unsharpened pencil and comparing the other side to it.
to be fair, allie’s problems with math and the reactions of adults around her were extremely accurate to my school experiences with math
yes. I'm a math tutor and I hear that shit constantly, drives me up a wall.
"this is that new maths"
“It’s really very logical.”
@@james_7718 I’ve had friends tell me even their math tutors have said things like that and it makes me so angry. I haven’t tutored people in math before, although I’ve thought about it. But if I didn’t know how to explain something or didn’t understand what the person was getting stuck on, I would be honest about that and make it clear it’s an issue with my ability to communicate or understand, not an issue of it being “obvious” or whatever. Math usually came easy to me, but I can relate very much to not understanding a concept and having no one be willing to spend the time to figure out where I was getting stuck and to come at the issue with empathy rather than judgement. I’m glad you as a tutor are conscious of that problem :) good tutors really make a difference
@@4nn4h I feel like that line is a whole other can of very stupid worms
This is such a silly thing to focus on, but Amanda's hair is so cute in this video, and then there's her husband Sulley ready to give kids nightmares. A true dichotomy.
Minute I heard "we're not allowed to discipline our children anymore" from Summertime Christmas I felt my brain corroding
i like how amanda was allowed to dye her hair back to regular but drew is still being punished
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"Shame on you for spreading idle reports, Joan" is my new favorite phrase.
That sounded like something someone in The Giver would say 🤣
Coming back to this video reminded me of how viscerally uncomfortable that clip of the director telling that kid to just say something funny in Ally & Obie made me feel.
going to start playing among us again so i can say "shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan" when i am suspicious of someone. i will not be replacing "joan" with any identifying characteristic of another player
Summertime Christmas was filmed in my hometown when I was like 7 or 8 and my whole family were extras. It has haunted me since then and been a running joke with all my siblings and I literally cannot believe Drew talked about it hahahah
Ok update: you can see my entire family at 7:12, at the fountain LMFAO i am literally cackling
Lmaooooo honestly slay
Omg a whole celebrity
What town was it in? I don't live too far from the outlet mall with the train.
@@amber7ison They filmed the ice cream scene in Utica, we lived like 20 minutes from there!
I have a feeling the writers of Ally & Odie thought the film would feel more “natural” without a script, but instead you get scenes like:
13:52 “We have a new stor…uh… student joining us!”
It's disturbing that in the age of digital cinema, where they don't even have to pay for film, they still can't be bothered to do a "second take."
Clearly she meant to say she got her from The Student Store. "Our prices are so low, you won't believe your pupils!"
@@BeMoreFunny underrated comment 😂
Tbh, if they really wanted a natural feel, I think they could've just written down things they said in actual conversations. That seems like a way better alternative.
@@timogul Well digital media still costs money. Storage cards aren’t free. Still, probably could have afforded more than this. But I wasn’t there so maybe they couldn’t 🤷
I was warned...but I cannot get past the truly heinous display of violence when that boy threw an egg. I'm gonna need therapy for years. Expect bills in the mail
I know that we're supposed to be making fun of these but the second one is 100% true. Every scene in genuinely something that would happen between a group of children. The child finding absolutely no help with her math. The dog's awkward movements. It's all very raw and real.
The first movie gives major "when I was a kid we got backhanded for mouthing off" elderly relative vibes
I love how the mom looks distraught when she is not able to slap her child
when I was a kid we got beat for existing. Now we can't even throw kids down wells as punishment.
@@KalisShort and cant even think of a way to make her children know what they did was wrong that doesnt involve violence
@@genericname2747 Dad?
@@trevorford8702 Get back in the well
“shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan” may be my favorite sentence ever
I think they went for quirky town vibe but failed miserably
It’s Christian lingo.
@@AnthroposGames It's 100 percent Christian lingo 😂That whole movie was a fundamentalist propaganda, for sure. And "idle reports" is just a veiled "don't gossip you heathen"
as a former catholic the lingo went over my head but it sounds like something abe would say to joan in clone high
I mean, that kid took a lollipop from his brother and she was about to slap the f* out of him. That's definitely not necessary
Like, heck, she just WENT INTO him. Calm down ma'am, just tell him to give it back...
I get incredibly sketchy vibes from that movie's premise. Especially with how aggressive Santa acted.
It literally shows religious people bitching and moaning that they can't physically abuse their children, so they decide to use emotional manipulation instead
She was about to go from 0 to Sparta on his ass. If that’s how the parents in this universe act, no wonder the kids are frothing at the mouth for anarchy.
Yeah man, this whole movie is basically saying "we should be allowed to hit our kids." Also, memento mori
I personally like the dichotomy of the movie going “punishment is the only thing keeping people moral” and “you can't ever punish parents for how they treat their children”. They don't even realize the inherent self contradiction in those two things.
I also like the implication that the government making hitting children illegal means that certainly no one will do it ever as if child abuse isn’t an illegal thing that unfortunately happens all the time everywhere
I love how Obie sounds like it was voiced by a professional voice actor in a full recording studio
gladd i can rely on Drew to tell me when the beginning or end of the month is with his uploads
I use his videos to know if Danny Gonzalez uploaded a new video
Ikr
@Doofy
You should have stopped at "PooPoo Gooden"
@Doofy drew gooden more like drew gooden
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
ally & Obie seems more like a class film project then an actual movie.
Exactly
I’ve been in a class film production that seemed like more a movie than this and it was about punk rock angels (not joking)
23:56 I found out where this entire movie’s budget went.
as a professional math tutor, the scene with the math tutor is fucking hysterical. This woman has been hired to help a kid learn math and is SHOCKED to learn that the kid struggles with math. Also is she supposed to be a high schooler? Cause geometry is a high school class (though you do learn some geometry earlier so maybe they're talking about that and not the class with that title)
Drew casually taking his arm behind Amanda ....at around/after 21:50 is sooo smooth....I hope it works out between them and they reach atleast the first base.....their chemistry is soo much more than youtube colleagues
@@PissyLissy this is so embarrassing for you😭😭😭
@@PissyLissy R/Whoosh
@@PissyLissy thats the joke
@@PissyLissyis it a bird? Is it a plane? It's the joke flying over your head!
They seem like really good friends ^^
You know that "parents aren't allowed to discipline their kids anymore" is actually just code for "it's illegal to beat your kids now. This will ruin them!"
The whole Santa is angry because "the government thinks they can raise children better than parents" kind of confirms this futher, and since it Santa saying it, its supposed to sound reasonable request despite him using literally the same language as political trackts from Fundamentalists and Cultists angry about having their "religious and natural rights" supplanted by humanitarian legal concerns over children.
Like a*
Ppl really out here pointing out the most obvious facts about a movie's messaging when the only reason other people aren't spelling it out is because they all know it's obvious. Like, no shit??
@@cokesloth
You have too much faith in the smartness of others lol
@@cokesloth Was there anything more, or do you have to waste more space then?
19:43 they had a low ass budget they couldn’t even afford to sharpen one more pencil
Fun fact about Ally & Obie: the actor providing the voice for Obie, Gary Anthony Sturgis, had a brief role in the animated batman movie "The Dark Knight Returns Part 1" where he played a pimp that batman mercilessly pummels on top of a taxi.
I was singing to a song some fifteen years ago in a Hot Topic. Someone walked up and asked me who sang the song. I was excited I knew the answer, so I quickly shared. They responded, "let's keep it that way." I was devastated. Thanks Drew and Amanda for bringing back that terrible memory.
This happened to me at my old job with one of my coworkers atm. He was a huge asshole so I ignored him and kept singing out of spite
My BFF says this to me regularly as a joke because I sing constantly lmao
Bahahaha but that's hilarious
ok but what song
🤣😆
Summertime Christmas has uncomfortable overtones of "Can you believe I'm not allowed to smack my kids anymore!?"
Edit: Holy shit how do so many Drew Gooden fans endorse corporal punishments, this is absolutely not the space for that
as a kid, they should be allowed to.
My thoughts exactly
@@DJHockeyGoalHorns I don’t think that’s so good
@@DJHockeyGoalHorns No they shouldn't. Children are entitled to having their boundaries respected. Along with that, most research has already shown that corporal punishment is completely ineffective anyway.
@@quiznak1003 as a wise person once said
“Screw them kids”
Summertime Christmas is one of those movies that accidentally makes a really good point. The moral is clearly meant to be "I should be allowed to beat my kids," but you can see in the movie why people who actually know what they're talking about discourage that attitude towards parenting. When you teach your kids "listen to me because I said so and I'm bigger than you," eventually when they're adults and don't have to listen to you, they make stupid awful decisions because they don't know how to make good decisions for their own sakes.
10:38 drew cuts but amanda stays literally the exact same, just goes to show she surpasses time
As soon as you stated the premise of the first movie, I got the feeling it was made by some hyper-conservative who's pissed that, "You're not allowed to hit your kids anymore these days." And then right away at 1:32 there's a mom angry that she can't hit her kid. 100% written by someone who thinks corporal punishment is the only effective way to teach a lesson.
Bunch of grown-ups wanting to feel power over their kids and disguising it as teaching
i was about ready to give it the benefit of the doubt and go "they just mean discipline in general like verbal and taking things away, haha...right?" but angry santa putting on a boxing robe and threatening every single child at the end kinda ruined that
doesnt corporal mean something else in english
@@angelnetworks The most commonly used meaning of corporal is a military rank, but it can also be an adjective meaning "relating to the human body". So corporal punishment means any kind of physical force used on someone's body to cause pain as a punishment.
huh? Im sure some of liberals hit their kids lol. plus these kids have had NO discipline at all for god knows how long
I love how it's immediately obvious the first movie's point is "what do you mean we can't beat our children?!"
edit: plz don't argue or debate about the validity of whatever religion u follow here. my notifications don't have time for that bs
I was just about to comment that! I didn't watch the movie and maybe the movie itself doesn't potray that as a good thing, but even if that's not the case, it's shitty to think that people still believe hitting your child is ok. Many studies show that it's better to avoid it
was looking for this comment lol
i hear in the sequel santa personally goes around with one of the sleighbell reigns from his sleigh and visits every single person on the naughty list. the ending of the first one tied into it very well
yeah... the first scene (that we see) showing the mom raising her hand while grabbing the kids arm......
@@barrothontherocks3325 Santa doesn't do the punishment himself. He has Knecht Ruprecht for that.
“shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan” has immediately found its way into my everyday speech and i don’t know whether to be mad or grateful
'they can't discipline their kids'
*Cue to lady trying to hit her kid*
Okay, that one moment where a kid says "poetic" and another kid is like "what does that-what does that mean?" Genuinely hilarious, perfectly realistic dialogue, and 100% just another totally unplanned thing that made the final cut because it was easier than writing a real script. Phenomenal; a flawless human moment.
I kinda want a movie that is almost entirely improve in terms of actual lines and minor plot points. I want either people who *really* know what they're doing, or *really* don't. Either way, it needs a massive budget. I want either CATS levels of embarrassment, or a full movie that feels like watching the best scenes from Clue.
please could I trouble you for a time stamp
@@Naokarma you'd like the movie "what we do in the shadows", its basically a bunch of very talented comedians bs-ing modern day vampires for 2 hours
@@moonriverinc7896 24:59
i didn't even notice that, i was focused on the kid almost choking on a chip
The director giving those kids instructions sounded like they were hostages.
c'mon Alex, say sumpthin funny...
cmon alex. If you ever wanna see your family again you better say something funny alex.
JUST BE A NATURAL COMEDIAN ALREADY
@@THICCTHICCTHICC ALEX!!!!
“Joke around with each other”
I would have no idea what to do with that cue
i like how that website decides that the most controversial aspect of the "you should beat your kids" movie is someone saying the world dummy
Gotta love the unhinged mother in the beginning of Summertime Christmas. Her very young son doesn't understand sharing. So she decides, instead of teaching empathy, she's going to whack him into another dimension. & the mother is who we're meant to sympathize with💀
Omg wait what if she was about to send him spiraling into the void😭 That weird backdrop from 12 Dog Days of Christmas that looked like a scene from The Mist lmao
Tbh the setup of Santa being confused why suddenly every kid is on the naughty list could make for an interesting story.
Oh dude true- kids trying to take back Christmas or something
like a goofy ass mystery movie, santa with cork boards and string between the pictures of people to figure out whos behind this. hes helped by a snowman detective. that movie prolly exists somewhere, it has to!
I want it to be like a software error and then the whole movie is just employees desperately trying to fix the code to make it work again
The Good Place: Christmas edition
Agree the premise of the movie is actually really good
“That looks like your forehead” was actually pretty funny, that kid did a good job lol
ok
@@tritamtran4603 ok
@@bread8465 ok
Joked around a little bit
@@GarfieldPhone come on, joke around a little
Drew saying he sailed the ocean blue in 1942 17:38
2:58 "Only God can command right and wrong, in fact, you already are in trouble" sounds a bit like commanding right and wrong to me lmao
I love when bullies in films use the weirdest insults I've ever heard
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
@@NylaTheWolflmaoo
four eyes four eyes you need glasse to see
Amanda and Drew always look at each other like they are each others middle school crush and I love that
@tom shuo phones
@@ellw7830 train
Straight lumity
That’s because they are
@@totallynotaferretinsane comparison
funny how he happened to find two movies that both have a very "children are the property of their parents and they can do what they want to them" vibe
11:53 grandpa fighting the urge to lactate and losing
girl you can’t just say things
Just because we can say things doesn’t mean we should 😭😭💀
ally and obie looks like a movie that we would make in intro french class, like the basic lines, the horrible acting, it's perfect
oh my god it is ABSOLUTELY giving "listening test with questions about the plot to see if you actually listened"
my god ally and obie woud be gold compared to my groupworks.
"Joke around with each other a little bit" gave me chills. Ominous director
Dan Schinder vibes
Same. It felt verrrry predatory to me.
He sounds way too close to the camera, like he’s the one filming it all. Definitely creepy.
The second I heard him talk, I was like "yeah the fbi should probably take a look at that guy's hard drive"
I was instantly so uncomfortable, I'm hoping I'm just being paranoid, but the vibes were immediately off and my fight or flight kicked in.
That scene looks like a predator about to force children into adult situations.
"joke around with eachother a little bit" is one word away from being a felony