"I really hate that man!" Hate him or not, Malcom was right all along about how tampering with something that was never meant for the modern day & how the dinosaurs found a way to breed in the wild.
Honestly it was 95% Nedry's fault that things got out of hand, not that Jurassic Park was such a bad idea... Herbivores were living in a literal paradise, T-Rex seemed pretty chill with her goat diet, the only real concern were the Raptors, those mfs are vicious and clever af, shouldn't have bred them.
(Me to Disney after watching the Star Wars sequel trilogy) "Now, uh, eventually, you do plan to have *Star Wars* in your Star Wars movies, right? ...Hello? *knock on the screen* H-Hello? *breathe on the screen* Yes?" Bob Chapek: "I really hate these fans."
"Now eventually you do plan to have *Dinosaurs* on your, on your Dinosaur Tour right? H-Hello? (knocks screen) Hello? (breathes onto screen) Yes?" "I really hate that man."
Lol, this movie is still the best of the series. It was the most "grounded", "simple" but very specific in the details it showed. Will be hard to ever top it!
@@steampunkastronaut7081 I'm not saying there aren't ANY redeeming qualities to it, I'm saying that it's my least favorite Jurassic Park movie. I personally hate it, but it's not entirely unsalvageable.
This movie is a low key dark comedy I remember in high school quoting it with friends and just laughing our asses off.. to this day 15 years or more later when my buddy asks he always finishes with pleassssssse! Goddamnit and always has me rolling..
Ian Malcolm: Uh n-now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour right? Hello? *knocks* H-Hello? *Breathes* Yes? John Hammond: I really hate that man.
One of my fave moments in a movie. He stole the show with his few but memorable parts. Even when explaining what was happening in Elizabeth to someone who had never seen it before, I described him as Jurassic Park 🤣
Yes, it's very unusual composition, but that's what makes Spielberg and Janus Kominski so brilliant. Contrivances for audience benefit seemed natural at the time. Just like how the T-Rex emerges at the end as if the building is missing an entire wall. We are too busy being entertained. Now that might sound like excusing cheap spectacle at the expense of intelligent substance, but the script of this movie is so strong overall, we accept the little "cheats" here and there. This is genuine suspension of disbelief.
(In my best Jeff Goldblum voice) "Ummmm...are there going to be any rings...in your 'The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power' series...Hello, hello *breathes*…yes?”
El Patron His Jurassic Park reviews are terrible and when I saw his review on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, this is where I unsubscribed him because this review is worser than the Jurassic World review.
JurassicHero 3 He hates every single movie. Even the first one he calls overrated. All his reviews on the JP franchise are just unwatchable and idiotic. I definitely agree, his Fallen Kingdom review was pure sacrilege.
you can hate someone but still be civil with them. like how I dislike some of my extended family but I won't be rude to them. I kinda like this take on it. cause it shows the happy man that is move john to hate the guy but never lets it show, makes his character more believable to me.
Kathleen Kennedy: No, I don't know. When Michael Crichton passed away I sort of felt maybe that's it. Maybe that's a sign we don't mess with it. Me: I really hate that woman. :D
Just so you wouldn't forget that the primary disagreement in the philosophy of the film was between Hammond and Malcolm Spielberg dressed one in black and the other in white then proceeded to have them hate each other.
i really liked this scene the first time i saw it because John Hammond is such a nice guy he seams to like everybody and everything but this man he hates lol.
Hammond is a awesome dude. too bad he died before the Jurassic park Game(takes place after Jurassic Park 3..WAY AFTER)...I wish John Hammond was in that game.
not sure how to explain but you might want to check the nostalgia critic review of the lost world, i think he sends a team to a dinosaur island including malcom and others underprepared
*me watching current south park* Uh, Now eventually you do plan to have funny jokes on your, uh, on your social satirical comedy that just, uh, your preachy opinion right? H-Hello? (knocks screen) Hello? (breathes into screen) Yes? Trey parker and matt stone: we really hate humanity.
I meant every word of it.
Lul
Lol
Hey Hammond. You should have paid Nedry better 😂
I feel the same.
I hate you right back
Potentially one of the best lines in cinema history. Not even joking.
A legendary line from a legendary man.
RIP Richard Attenborough
You will be missed!
I really love that man
Indeed
RiP Richard, he really hated that man ..
man that line was so well executed . right emotion , tone, volume, list goes on and on . a true masterpiece
"I really hate that man!"
Hate him or not, Malcom was right all along about how tampering with something that was never meant for the modern day & how the dinosaurs found a way to breed in the wild.
The most interesting thing is that Malcolm's guess was 50/50
Honestly it was 95% Nedry's fault that things got out of hand, not that Jurassic Park was such a bad idea... Herbivores were living in a literal paradise, T-Rex seemed pretty chill with her goat diet, the only real concern were the Raptors, those mfs are vicious and clever af, shouldn't have bred them.
@@blue1133
Well, Dodgson too I think
@@blue1133 Nah it was always doomed to fail
@@tizyman5582 no it wasn’t- it was written that way for entertainment. Control your anarcho-primitivism.
Lol my brain randomly thought of this scene.
Marc166 same here haha
Don't we all?
Me rn Lmfao
@@dylanhull6007 me rn
That’s chaos theory.
There's something so pure and genuine about this line XD
(Me to Disney after watching the Star Wars sequel trilogy)
"Now, uh, eventually, you do plan to have *Star Wars* in your Star Wars movies, right? ...Hello? *knock on the screen* H-Hello? *breathe on the screen* Yes?"
Bob Chapek: "I really hate these fans."
The way Malcolm casually asks that to the camera is what is hilarious to me. 😄
I went to a zoo yesterday and a lot of the animals no showed so I quoted this out loud.
Uh..n..n..now you do eventually plan on having animals at your animal zoo, right?
@@wideyon5 I really hate that man.
Was the zoo owner near so he could hear what you were saying?
@@davidmartinez3272 too busy counting his money.
@@kwelboss woah after 10 years you are still here
"I Really Hate That Man"
When your friend tells your crush you like her.
"Now eventually you do plan to have *Dinosaurs* on your, on your Dinosaur Tour right? H-Hello? (knocks screen) Hello? (breathes onto screen) Yes?"
"I really hate that man."
Thanks for making this comment. Had you not made it I never would have heard what the video said.
@@TheKrensada Yeah, well... who's hungry?
I thought he said "dinosaur foray".
Lol, this movie is still the best of the series. It was the most "grounded", "simple" but very specific in the details it showed. Will be hard to ever top it!
monkeydude3987
The Lost World is also great.
@@samuelketner1391 Jurassic Park 3 never happened, and Jurassic world was also pretty good.
@@larrypoppins6273 Was Jurassic Park 3 really that bad?
@@steampunkastronaut7081 I'm not saying there aren't ANY redeeming qualities to it, I'm saying that it's my least favorite Jurassic Park movie. I personally hate it, but it's not entirely unsalvageable.
@@larrypoppins6273 You literally claimed it never happened. Why do you hate it? (out of pure curiosity, i'm not judging you)
Malcolm remains to this day one of my favorite characters in any movie.
My internal reaction when I'm in a meeting and somebody I don't like makes a valid point/good presentation.
Everytime I find a CinemaSins video.
Ditto!
What's wrong with those videos?
Here I thought I was the only one.
Everytime Jonathan Hickman Writes a Story
Everytime someone acts like a smartass to me.
RIP richard attenbourgh
"I really hate that man."
That was John secretly showing self loathing by inside of himself and realizing that he in fact spared an expence.
LMAO!!!!!!! The sincerity behind his voice.. I am fuckin dead.
Us: “Now eventually you do plan to have the Godzilla VS Kong trailer release right? Hello?”
Warner: I really hate that fan...
I quote this ever since I saw the movie as a kid.
This movie is a low key dark comedy I remember in high school quoting it with friends and just laughing our asses off.. to this day 15 years or more later when my buddy asks he always finishes with pleassssssse! Goddamnit and always has me rolling..
The Sam Jackson line?
@@pluckyduck11y the one and only
th-cam.com/video/ooHzyUn1bBM/w-d-xo.html
I love it lmao
Ian Malcolm: Uh n-now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour right? Hello? *knocks* H-Hello? *Breathes* Yes?
John Hammond: I really hate that man.
I thought he said "dinosaur foray".
One of my fave moments in a movie. He stole the show with his few but memorable parts. Even when explaining what was happening in Elizabeth to someone who had never seen it before, I described him as Jurassic Park 🤣
As much as I enjoyed this scene I can't believe I never noticed John is staring at the SIDE of the monitor that's turned so we can see it
Yes, it's very unusual composition, but that's what makes Spielberg and Janus Kominski so brilliant. Contrivances for audience benefit seemed natural at the time. Just like how the T-Rex emerges at the end as if the building is missing an entire wall. We are too busy being entertained. Now that might sound like excusing cheap spectacle at the expense of intelligent substance, but the script of this movie is so strong overall, we accept the little "cheats" here and there. This is genuine suspension of disbelief.
I laughed at this part. Soo great. Perfectly said.
Malcolm was trolling before it was cool to troll.
Hammond really hates Nedry, that man destroyed his dream.
When I saw the movie, I originally thought he was referring to Nedry. Well, he probably really hated that man, too.
Jurassic Park was and still is Sir Richard Attenborough's best film.
I use this quote all the time. Probably far too often.
Whenever Roman Reign's theme plays...
How about now?
@@nunka34ify Still hate that man
@@unholyperiodza5442
Acknowledge our tribal chief.
Idea at the end where Hammond is sitting next to a smug Ian Malcolm there sitting in the flying back from the island.
My reaction to spammers in online games.
Pretty much I have the same thing.
Boss: alright, we're changing some things around here..
Me, knowing my job is about to get harder:
That look John has is great, LOL. He's like "Why me?" lol
i find the "talking to myself line" funnier lol
Why is everything Jeff say just perfect!?! 😂
Jurassic Park 1 is masterpiece.
(In my best Jeff Goldblum voice) "Ummmm...are there going to be any rings...in your 'The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power' series...Hello, hello *breathes*…yes?”
His reaction to Chris Crocker.
It's funny you can search for this, and it shows up. jurassic park i hate that man. Thanks for sharing this.
John: I really hate that man.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Me: I do too.
Yeah, well... who's hungry?
LOL that's me at work and probably what my boss says when he's watching the cameras lol
😂
I think he really hates that man.
I got a 32 red advert today and I literally thought that
The one person who clicked the dislike button on this video really hates that man.
This is pretty funny lol
Sums up my feeling toward Pewdiepie almost poetically.
The nostalgia critic in a nutshell
Vince McMahon: (exists)
AEW: "I really hate that man...."
You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.
Hehehe. Hrrr. Heh heh. Ha harr! Ha harr!
a personality like sand papper as proven here.
I feel like he is talking about Nedry, and Hammond popping up on screen is just a coincidence. Especially this being right after their fight.
My reaction to the Nostalgia Critic.
Amen to that. He sucks
Me, reacting to Nostalgia Critic's videos.
Agreed. And yet his fans still treat him as a god.
The Vengeful Waffle Don't see what's wrong. I'll admit there's times where he's shown his flaws.
What happened with the NC? Haven't watched him since... almost 10 years
El Patron His Jurassic Park reviews are terrible and when I saw his review on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, this is where I unsubscribed him because this review is worser than the Jurassic World review.
JurassicHero 3 He hates every single movie. Even the first one he calls overrated. All his reviews on the JP franchise are just unwatchable and idiotic. I definitely agree, his Fallen Kingdom review was pure sacrilege.
I remember watching this in the theater, everybody laughed at this scene.
Hammond REALLY hates Malcolm in the book. I mean super super hates him. There are real hostilities between the two
you can hate someone but still be civil with them. like how I dislike some of my extended family but I won't be rude to them. I kinda like this take on it. cause it shows the happy man that is move john to hate the guy but never lets it show, makes his character more believable to me.
We all have that one coworker
You ever think about how Hammond is staring into the side of that monitor?
Was there a second monitor? It looks like he's watching the side of a TV.
he screws malcom over in jurassic park 2
When I'm online, I'm like...
Oh, Jeff Goblem!
Me, too, Mr. Hammond. Me, too.
The dislikes were from Hammond
@PrevalentDisease
yep. so many changes between book and movie...
Kathleen Kennedy: No, I don't know. When Michael Crichton passed away I sort of felt maybe that's it. Maybe that's a sign we don't mess with it.
Me: I really hate that woman. :D
I have the same feeling everytime I see Putin
Me too
This scene reminds me of that music video edit that doesnt exist on the internet anymore
Just so you wouldn't forget that the primary disagreement in the philosophy of the film was between Hammond and Malcolm Spielberg dressed one in black and the other in white then proceeded to have them hate each other.
This wasn’t even part of the film, it was simply Richard Attenborough reacting to Jeff Goldblum!
I remember I use to reenact Jeff Goldblum's line and act when I was a kid. I wonder how many security guards actually got the reference back then. 😆
@PrevalentDisease yes, he does
i really liked this scene the first time i saw it because John Hammond is such a nice guy he seams to like everybody and everything but this man he hates lol.
hey john hammond shares my reaction when i see jeff goldblum in anything other than the first jurassic park
Me watching Biden every day
😂🍻
Me every time the imposter kills me
Ian = moviegoers going to see Dominion
John Cena THIS is for YOU!
Hammond is a awesome dude. too bad he died before the Jurassic park Game(takes place after Jurassic Park 3..WAY AFTER)...I wish John Hammond was in that game.
typical job working mall security.
In this scene: John Hammond gives that man 0/10 Goldblums.
Haha Jeff Goldblum was such a smart ass in this movie 😂
not sure how to explain but you might want to check the nostalgia critic review of the lost world, i think he sends a team to a dinosaur island including malcom and others underprepared
*me watching current south park*
Uh, Now eventually you do plan to have funny jokes on your, uh, on your social satirical comedy that just, uh, your preachy opinion right? H-Hello? (knocks screen) Hello? (breathes into screen) Yes?
Trey parker and matt stone: we really hate humanity.
My thoughts on Joe Johnston.
Final Fantasy 7 Remake brought me here
Funny part is why he would breathe on the camera! hahaa
Whenever I see Jeremy Kyle on telly.
Meme worthy
That one person on Zoom
Why would John Hammond hate Dr Ian Malcolm?
lol. my reaction to the IrateGamer.
Me when it comes to a character I really hate.
@STARZCAPTAINWOOD
Yeah. He even dies in the book.
David Benioff and Dan Weiss
00:18
me when i see "rage monster" destroy things
@pr0kris which also proves why he lives in the film & dies in the book
0:18 my entire vibe when my ex text me out the blue just now 😏