Meanwhile... Put That Pickle Back In The Jar!

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  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    John is a legend y’all ! I love that mans music. He’s definitely a beautiful soul 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @carolthompson5007
      @carolthompson5007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love me some John legend! Brilliant genius! Love you my dear!

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That intro was epic even for you.
    The Nixon peace sign will haunt me with nightmares immediately after this segment.😂

  • @ianking9425
    @ianking9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    That Nixon peace sign will haunt me till my last breathe....absolutely comedic genius....well done sir, well done!

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually Nixon used both hands

    • @dantana5774
      @dantana5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      took me right back to high school in '71- Vietnam, Nixon, and the symbol for oral sex with a woman (or our Vietnamese/American term, pun tang)

    • @petedog9581
      @petedog9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That image, disturbing as it might be, was a necessary visual for the ages. Some things in life, you must look at and must not look away from. We have all become stronger after a glimpse.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol. That Nixon peace sign!

    • @vannshuttleworth4738
      @vannshuttleworth4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "...I am not a crook...but I do go down..."

  • @nanettesnowden6513
    @nanettesnowden6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I needed that laugh - pickle segment was absolutely hilarious!!!! 🤣 lmao

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "The n zis are the BAD guys??!!"
    Not everyone today remembers that."
    OH, SNAP!
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😆

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Psst! It's the Nazi's themselves that are bad. Not the word Nazi.

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@gelas lawas Don't SPAM - reported

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@con.troller4183 If people would just do that to all the spammers that keep popping up...

  • @Double00Agent
    @Double00Agent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Meanwhile is my fav segment of any late night show!!

  • @moralfuxery
    @moralfuxery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That WWII letter is so so awesome. Gotta be so cool for the family of the solider 👍

  • @catpursel4644
    @catpursel4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh sh*t! The Nixon "peace sign" was brilliant!

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The letter was mailed in 1945, but zip codes weren't around until 1963. Yet the letter had a zip code. So at some point between 1963 and 2022 some postal employee decided "Hey, maybe this decades-old letter will be delivered if we put a zip code on it."

    • @dactylntrochee
      @dactylntrochee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The zip code doesn't look like it's done in the same hand as the rest of the thing, for sure.
      But I question the whole name. Isn't it "Gonҫalves"? I've never seen it spelled with an "s". (Nor have I seen "Gonsales" for the Spanish "Gonzales".) That doesn't mean it doesn't exist, but it sure makes my scalp itch.

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dactylntrochee I looked up the pronunciation to see if it was different than Gonzalez. I found Fernando Gone-sales with the o pronounced as a long o as in cone. Idk it made me laugh because if the first name is Fernando... I doubt it's pronounced that way.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dactylntrochee There was a saxophonist with Duke Ellington named Paul Gonsalves, so the name absolutely exists.

    • @dactylntrochee
      @dactylntrochee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhov-anion Ah! A pattern emerges and my view gets wider. Thanks for the homework.

  • @sainjawoof3506
    @sainjawoof3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Nixon being a cunning linguist, was absolutely hysterical!! 👍😁

    • @brianfergus839
      @brianfergus839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pat loved it

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha good one!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianfergus839 They didn't call her Plastic Pat for no reason. Woman probably never went futher than 3 yards from an A/C outlet.

    • @frankrizzo739
      @frankrizzo739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RevDrDoo Of course, Christopher Walken! 😎 I do declare it's one of my favorite SNL skits! Schweddy Balls is hard to beat though! 🤣

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I used to work for an airline a few years ago, and the TSA confiscated a can of bear spray then too. Nobody claimed it after thirty days, so I kept it, because I thought the warning label was hilarious. It said "WARNING: Do not seek out encounters with bears."

    • @idigamstudios7463
      @idigamstudios7463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well there goes my friday night bar plans.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does that include big hairy gay police officers?

  • @AfrikaJump
    @AfrikaJump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I had a crappy day today but you guys helped me. And the music at the end... wow. As a West African that made me smile hard. Amazing band💚💚💚 Thank you Stephen Colbert and your amazing team. Success

  • @robertbeerbohm8317
    @robertbeerbohm8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo! Yer Nixon peace sign joke made me burst out in a loud belly oiling laughing fit. well done, Mr Colbert! Give that writer on your staff a Bonus!!!

  • @MakeupDrShari
    @MakeupDrShari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Did anyone else catch John saying, "Whistle while you work?" Too funny 😁 😂

    • @goodmorningandgoodluck8613
      @goodmorningandgoodluck8613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rhythm is key

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You beat me to it. This man is a unicorn if Snow White is something he casually pulls out in his repertoire

    • @tallowengart5156
      @tallowengart5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssss! So good

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Wet your whistle while you work" is the tune hummed by many late night tv show hosts.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No i was too busy listening to the other horse shit

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As a movie script writer I find that the intros to Meanwhile are the highlight of my week!

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are the best part of Meanwhile.....😃😅

  • @deannaann1922
    @deannaann1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol this man is absolutely comedy genius

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the best Meanwhile I've seen in a while. My sides hurt from wheeze laughing.

  • @davidedemurodominijanni9889
    @davidedemurodominijanni9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Writers {and photoshoppers} are damn good in their crafts but... the way Stephen delivers those gold lines is the real difference-maker and is priceless!

  • @patlynch6517
    @patlynch6517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Not every one today remembers that." Isn't that the truth!!

  • @LerockJohn
    @LerockJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    No wonder they got the Peabody Award recently. Great writing!!

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Imagine having to be the Late Show staff member who has to send that pic of Nixon to CBS's censor guy to get the okay XD

    • @cafeeineaddicted8123
      @cafeeineaddicted8123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imagine being the censor guy going "Ok, what n....Oh hell no"

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cafeeineaddicted8123
      @Rolyat Neek
      😂🤣😂

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something tells me the Censor guy has built up more cash than an Enron lawyer by now, what with all the $20 bills greasing his palms every 3rd joke

    • @tanadarko6991
      @tanadarko6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the best - i laughed... then had like 3 bursts of laughter again over the next minute or so

  • @sholenejames2292
    @sholenejames2292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t unsee that

  • @juliahoward937
    @juliahoward937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Letter arrives 76 years late, didn't realize Louis DeJoy had been Postmaster General that long.

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Colbert's got a way with words 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janinegriffiths8281
    @janinegriffiths8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh yes Stephen. Peace be with you!

  • @lilithlove7
    @lilithlove7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He’s so right about shrimp. It’s incredibly hard to find good shrimp away from the coast

    • @NWPaul72
      @NWPaul72 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shrimp served in coastal restaurants is, in my considerable experience, previously frozen. It's very difficult to get fresh shrimp unless you can drive a boat to it. Sea-Pak brand is one I've seen used in many cloth napkin places, and I've seen it available in retail. I can't guarantee it's objectively good shrimp, some of us do live by the marina after all, but it's as good as the shrimp used at Anthony's restaurants and many others.

    • @virtualhimeji462
      @virtualhimeji462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldn't get sea food away from the sea.

    • @NWPaul72
      @NWPaul72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@virtualhimeji462 so only eat it on the beach? Actually, at least in the US you might be right, with the supply chain issues. But under normal circumstances you should be able to get good shrimp just about anywhere. Flash frozen and properly thawed, it's pretty much the same everywhere.

  • @pooshoekungfu1805
    @pooshoekungfu1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m crying with the Nixon photoshop we’ll played @LSSC 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pooshoekungfu1805
      @pooshoekungfu1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile… keeps me going ❤️❤️❤️

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @gelas lawas Don't SPAM - reported

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Nixon image was priceless

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Meanwhile intros are the litest slam poetry of our times. Also: Megan, if you're dating your twin soul, you're in fact dating yourself.

    • @Emmit1010
      @Emmit1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are I'll informed. And it not a common occurrence it's often tumultuous relationship. Runner and chaser. I heard Kourtney and her man say the same thing. Lol

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look like a nightmare to avoid to me, but to each his own...

  • @robguttridge6591
    @robguttridge6591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Not everyone today remembers that."
    Thank you, Stephen, for the graceful reminder.
    Today's Nazis would rather that people forgot that.
    They are parading under different names, now.

  • @originalzo6091
    @originalzo6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's so true every time I see someone in crocs I offer them a quarter and tell them I'm so sorry for your loss ... of dignity and good taste

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Stephen Colbert: "Jason Mamoa is now single"
    Everyone ages 7 and up: "So, you're saying there's a chance?"

    • @Rincenso
      @Rincenso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd bet there's an announcement of a Momoa-Clarke engagement within a couple of months. :P

  • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
    @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Last summer my Italian husband finally bought a pair of crocs to wear around the yard and at one point he turned to me and said, “these shoes have dramatically increased my standard of living.”

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @theq86
      @theq86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was skeptical too, but they are incredibly comfy and alleviated some of my back pain.

  • @sandybeads5684
    @sandybeads5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been watching Colbert for years. Always brightens my day, and if you listen carefully, you'll learn something 💜🤣🤣

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I also ditched my shoes for more comfortable footwear. I call them "socks". What the fuck do you need to buy special (ugly) shoes for, if you're staying home? Socks and slippers is all you need. Throw those ugly whiffle shoes away.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A fashion disaster; the Chernobyl of footwear.

    • @rocksfire4390
      @rocksfire4390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i don't own a pair but they seem more akin to slippers expect for outside usage rather then inside. slip them on before you go, no fiddling with all of the noise of putting on shoes or whatever.
      what's ugly today will be pretty tomorrow. after all fashion is a trend, it isn't something that sticks around. big world events change fashion trends all the time.

    • @sandybarnes887
      @sandybarnes887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditch shoes and pants.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rocksfire4390 nah, they've been pretty consistently ugly.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rocksfire4390 nothing, and I repeat, _nothing_ will ever make Crocs fashionable.

  • @jimmyholloway8527
    @jimmyholloway8527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very surprised CBS showed the mascots pickle. You'd think they'd at least pickle-ate it.

  • @benr3799
    @benr3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:14 funny story I was homeschooled and went to public high school for two years, and the first year I was there, I was bored in piano and accidentally had my hand just like Ronald in that picture, and I saw the girl looking at me from another piano and I stuck my tongue out between my fingers to show how bored I was. Took my classmates 5 minutes to stop being shocked and explain what that meant. That’s what you get for being homeschooled, 10 years late to every party

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:09 "I am not a crook....
    But I *AM* a dirty old man! ARRrrooOOOO"

  • @bingyum
    @bingyum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was one of funniest and smart monilues ive ever heard. Its brilliant

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Crystal Meth Burrito is my new band name!

    • @lanenordgren7641
      @lanenordgren7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like it. Put it on the list of rejected band names. I always wanted to be in a band called 'Crash like Earnhardt'.

    • @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300
      @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dangit beat me to the punch 😤

    • @Onomatopoeia4u
      @Onomatopoeia4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good nickname for my chihuahua too 😅

  • @mariabarker2036
    @mariabarker2036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I used to wear Crocs all the time when we lived on the farm. Easy to clean, easy to get on and off, comfortable, won't get ruined if I have to go into the water (we lived between a small river that regularly flooded, and a stream, so there was always a need to get to the other side it seemed)
    I live in a small city now and have given up my Crocs, but tbh, I miss them.

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @gelas lawas Don't SPAM - reported

  • @Ayse-x8d3u
    @Ayse-x8d3u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Steve and John's chemistry at the top of this is exceptional.
    And by that I mean I think John's finally figured out how to handle Stevens bs 😅💓

  • @jonbong8547
    @jonbong8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He will be known" lmao

  • @Lux7355
    @Lux7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh goddamn, the chainsaw and the meth burrito made me laugh myself into a coughing fit.

  • @Bamajana
    @Bamajana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nixon, I died! 🤣🤣

  • @jasonsmith530
    @jasonsmith530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saturday morning is party time

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I swear to Christ whoever writes the intros isn't being paid enough.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must be a nun; no other teacher comes close to " use other words " ....lol

    • @migmit
      @migmit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed. Maybe if they pay that guy more those intros would not suck.

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IKR...Very talented verbal virtuoso's.

    • @vikmanphotography7984
      @vikmanphotography7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They need to be paid more to afford a full time therapist

    • @DaveWraptastic
      @DaveWraptastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      paid too much you mean. Unfunny, done to death, just stop. I skip it every time.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've seen old footage of Nixon. He was far from a cunning linguist.
    I'll show myself the door now.

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Not everyone today remembers that."
    Or, maybe they do remember, they just chose to side with the most evil man in history? Because their Dear Leader loves him.

  • @jeffatkinson164
    @jeffatkinson164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whistle While U Work!!!!! Hahaha

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jon Batiste's reactions should ALWAYS be filmed.

  • @BigBoogookie
    @BigBoogookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Nixon peace sign slayed

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not a peace sign in Tricky Dick's case. It was a victory sign.

  • @Rmby5759
    @Rmby5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My sides are hurting from laughter today, thank you mr colbert.

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That photo of Nixon is going to give me nightmares for decades

  • @paintedpony2935
    @paintedpony2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that Nixon peace sign!

  • @Lemieux_7
    @Lemieux_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😮 Whoa! 🏆 Literally was eating pickles out of the jar last night! Crazy

    • @randyj420
      @randyj420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gave your comment a thumbs up.

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure they were pickles?

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @gelas lawas Don't SPAM - reported

  • @KarlittoFreigante
    @KarlittoFreigante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Is it just me or does anyone else notice that the pickle looks like Stephen Colbert⁉️ 🤣

  • @sharonolsen6579
    @sharonolsen6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:13 ... Can they SHOW that on CBS ! 😜

  • @georgeheyduke2060
    @georgeheyduke2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the fact that Stephen doesn't mince words or dance around the object he digs deep down to the precise point for his Meanwhile intro.

  • @Kikokiki_tt
    @Kikokiki_tt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does the pickle look like Stephen, lmao.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    DeJoy must be miffed the mail is getting through so quickly.

    • @berryberrykixx
      @berryberrykixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now that is the joke he should have used and not the one he did.

  • @mateusshoeman2092
    @mateusshoeman2092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen, you're a bad man.

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Nixon peace sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dahn57
    @dahn57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crocs, the best birth control in the world 😛

  • @annabethsyndullacrump1424
    @annabethsyndullacrump1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40 I hope that soldier's family still lived at that address. Wonder if he lived through the war and made it home safe and sound(ish) and passed away peacefully at home many decades later?

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's fun to watch Stephen blush!

  • @holyxuxa
    @holyxuxa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How ironic. I DID give up and bought some Crocs.

  • @oleoie
    @oleoie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the mascot looks exactly like what Steve Colbert would have looked like if he was a pickle? 🤣

    • @childofpersia1213
      @childofpersia1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100 percent thought the exact same thing

    • @cuucnsbfl9913
      @cuucnsbfl9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @amendable5401
      @amendable5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was waiting for it.

    • @melodygn
      @melodygn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly!!!

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing that's not an accident.

  • @jaquanpowell4605
    @jaquanpowell4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whistle while you work 😂😂😂

  • @simgem
    @simgem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I flew once since the pandemic started and stood in line at security for 10 minutes behind one guy, the TSA agents were giggling the whole time, turned out he had a burrito in his bag (how funny, right?). I thought they were idiots for delaying dozens of passengers over one guy's lunch but maybe it was justified after all 😂

  • @xR0N1Nx
    @xR0N1Nx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One soul, also one brain 🧠

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the betting that the 'soul-merging' of Fox and Kelly lasts as long as the pin-pricks they made to draw blood take to heal!!

  • @yellowwoodstraveler
    @yellowwoodstraveler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can't say things like that in front of Jon! He's too innocent!

  • @donh7909
    @donh7909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I so old, that 'I' know what Nixon was up to..! lmao..!

  • @deliciousgroove
    @deliciousgroove 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Nixon joke was one of the best ever!

  • @alwaysuseless
    @alwaysuseless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've never tried before to watch a Meanwhile video right when it becomes available. The result: I'm stuck at 5:09 and looks like I will be forever. Speaking of pickles, ...

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @gelas lawas Stop posting your video! It has nothing to do with the comments and it's a video of nothing! STOP!

    • @DeathBean89
      @DeathBean89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jsully8076 just start reporting it as spam, porn, and child abuse

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeathBean89 I did.

    • @ACuriousTanuki
      @ACuriousTanuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had similar issues with the YT mobile app on random videos. Seems to be some kind of loading/buffering error in the app, not an issue with the video itself. Closing and reopening the video (or the app entirely) usually fixes it for me.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ACuriousTanuki Exactly. :-)

  • @glen7228
    @glen7228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's no way I'm the only person on the planet who thinks Crocs are very UN-comfortable.

  • @Rionmac82
    @Rionmac82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy Friday.

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New croc's Logo and this new free advertisement from Stephen will make sales boom even more LOL Because IT MAKES SENSE😂😂😂

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    On the other hand, Pat Nixon was observed by reporters to have a huge smile on her face as she quipped, “What? You didn’t think I stayed with him because of his cooking, did you?”

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might've been on the same hand, even... ;)

    • @AtariEric
      @AtariEric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "The only thing he can cook is the books."

  • @wrongquantumpath1388
    @wrongquantumpath1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pickle looks like Stephen in pickle form.....

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crocs are nothing more than outdoor slippers. You slip em on when you need to get the mail.

  • @dodiegears4275
    @dodiegears4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man is a genius !!! LOL !!!

  • @saraho9568
    @saraho9568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MG Kelly and his girl are trying so hard to be edgy. They just look douchy. It's already been done by Angelina and Billy Bob. Be original.

  • @ericjohnson6665
    @ericjohnson6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Crocs! ❤

  • @mainemade73
    @mainemade73 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg surge !! I had forgotten 😂😂😂

  • @reneemb4319
    @reneemb4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The intro to MEANWHILE is pure gold

  • @jakegilbert7839
    @jakegilbert7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pickle Rick!

  • @supernaturalflavor
    @supernaturalflavor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how no one laughed at the Nixon peace sign. It made it funnier

  • @paavandeepsingh3303
    @paavandeepsingh3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I want to see Colbert enact his intro for Meanwhile, just once

    • @darlinglionheart4195
      @darlinglionheart4195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great opportunity for a "Colbert Animated" fan channel :D

  • @GameOfDepth
    @GameOfDepth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hepatitis C is a serious commitment.

  • @dark_neverland
    @dark_neverland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need Jon to be known & take the Questionert

  • @PicRic
    @PicRic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't do that joke, Stephen. No, no! Oh ... too late!

  • @ESL-O.G.
    @ESL-O.G. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, I tried crocs in Thailand and my feet were sweaty non stop...then you kinda slide and walk each step. Ended up just wearing sneakers with socks even tho I looked like a dork, it was better

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So sad about the Mamoas

  • @PharaohFluidity
    @PharaohFluidity 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:32 First funny thing I've heard from Baptiste lol

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Crocs: Because you forgot what good taste is like and not because of covid.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crocs
      or socks with sandals
      which is worse?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HayTatsuko Socks with sandals. I might not want to see their nasty feet, but socks essentially negate the sandal's very existence.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingjamos2422 yeah, but on the other hand, Crocs.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Let’s toss that pickle back in the barrel… It’s not kosher”-

  • @SeanKagalis
    @SeanKagalis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:14 This killed.