could y'all draw Furries or animals that somehow combined with random everyday objects, such as a toaster? I just wanna see what yous come up with. I once drew a toaster dragon, it's a robot dragon that shoots toast out of its face.
@@RubberRoss I break the air conditioning, or alternatively piss the goose off and lead it out of the room. And can play this game all day until your prompt is unrecognizable.
Juny's was great, at least he left you the option of "Well you are going to die no matter what, but if you don't wanna reincarnate, you can always just be dead." What a lad.
Ross: How would you break 1 million eggs?! Also Ross: Became known for eating over 100,000 Eggs in Final Fantasy. Conclusion: Ross could do it, it’s just trauma that dissuades him from doing it
@@rocketcello5354 nah, I just remember during 2nd grade we went a field trip and a horse started "playing games" with one of the girls, she was never the same.
As someone who has worked in the dairy department of a grocery store, breaking a million eggs is a lot easier than you might think. If they're stored on pallets like in stores, you can just body check the pallet and knock all the eggs over and break about 80% of the eggs on the pallet in like 5 seconds
according to my calculations, 1 million eggs would take up about 77 cubic meters of space, and weigh about 51 metric tons. doesn't seem too unreasonable
People are really underestimating the difficulty and costs of buying 5 dozen baby birds every month, year-round, without any of the chicks dying or growing up into adults, which means you can't buy in bulk, and you have to house, feed, and care for them. The once daily mess is way better, and if you live alone and change your browsing habits the third option is even easier.
Twice daily mess* that one was also every 12 hours. Also, I think you're overestimating the costs. At that point you can simply incubate and hatch your own chicks. All you realistically need to to keep and raise 2 chickens and a small incubator in addition to your dream pet. After that it doesn't cost you much more than the chicken feed.
@@althelorFeeding live, especially unsupervised, can lead to injury of the reptile. Rodents especially can cause serious damage and infection by biting/chewing.
The downside to invisibility is you'd be blind. Either due to light moving around you or going through you to cause the invisibility, your retina would not capture ANY light, meaning you'd be unable to see. unless your eyes stay visible.
@@OswaldAurelia Doing a bit of grave digging to bring you a funner fun fact: If you were invisible you'd be completely blind because your eyes would be invisible and therefore there'd be nothing to reflect light so that you could actually see.
Tbh the last one was really good, and chat had a bunch of good ideas regarding choice 3, especially going to a place where people would still find that and you attractive And let's be honest a good amount of us probably are that small. And even if you are big, well, it all equalizes out.
I also liked it, but it just was no contest. One is just bad because you can't decide the media, which is the biggest obstacle. And even if you're lucky, the stench could ruin it. Second, it just has the worst downside. A life hated by everyone is just miserable. Three has just the one downside, but you still can live a pleasant life, reincarnate as ace or become an eternal shota in a doujinshi.
@@Mader-vz1zy I didn't consider the the very last portion of your message, regarding the third choice of course, and that's pretty damn smart. Probably something I'd do.
For the third one they said you can't change it's size but there is no restrictions on the size of other people. Just make em smaller with magic or smth
Lightning is so much better- You can show off, save gas and power money by getting an electric car and just not having to pay for any electric bills, you can help people in need, maybe even charge for your services to make more money, you'd like have an immunity to electricity that would allow you to be a brilliant technician, you could be the world's first infinite power source, you could fight off attackers who want to remove you for being so special, all those things! I love invisibility and the concept of telekinesis (minus the brain that Bacun added-), but lightning is just so much more practical! :3
1 egg is around 0.5 pounds 1m eggs weigh 500,000 pounds the average impact strength of a human is 1,500 to 2,200 pounds so you would die if they fall on you at once but maybe not if they fall one at a time
@@greninjaguy5264 you could pull a Robin Hood and steal money to give to the poor. Become a spy if they accept your abnormal mutation of controlled invisibility. There’s a lot you can do, but you can use it without in a way that doesn’t have self-gain. You just gotta think long and hard about your possibilities.
@@greninjaguy5264 There's plenty you could do. Practical VFX work in films, resolve hostage situations, be the ultimate nature documentarian, etc. It doesn't have to all be sneaking into the woman's changing room or robbing a bank or whatever.
8:00 I want to mention that horses are terrifying and they kill people kicking and their teeth can break hands and cut off fingers. I once was on a spooked horse as a kid because my mom clapped. It went to fast and I held on for dear life. I did a few horse back riding lessons as a kid because I loved horses as a local farm place. That horse Wyath was a sweetheart. But clapping scared the shit out of it and it was in a metal buildings. Now as a adult over the years I’ve had a few chances to ride a horse again but I’ve never felt comfortable. Last time was in Texas at a ranch and this horse was massive. Now that I’m 5 11 me + a big horse is terrifyingly tall and I feel like I’m going to fall off. I would NEVER fight a horse
2:00 if you can have any pet, could it be a creature that poops something good like gold or super cleaning solution, so it will turn the first option into a positive.
The eggs don't break when thrown, but nothing about them seems to imply I wouldn't be able to break them with my hands, and I could easily in one motion smash a dozen eggs, So my tthought is, I could get through HUNDREDS of eggs in just a few minutes. millions would only take a matter of hours. I could do that. As for if I could take getting them thrown at me, I think the proccess will only make me stronger and more egg impervious.
I would think if you land going down on cheese graters it wouldn't actually poke you hard enough to penetrate, thus exposing you to the Hep. You'd need to be moving horizontally relative to the graters to get grated.
Juny: do you want to die die, do you want to die but get isekai'd into mr sukuna jujutsukaisen, or do you want to die and get isekai'd into mr fresh cat
For Giwi’s I’d go with two as long as I get some powers to. Who cares what other people think when you’ve got cool powers! You don’t even have to be around any of the characters, just live somewhere off script and you’re basically free as long as you keep a relatively low profile.
one horse is not one horsepower unfortunately. One horse can generate up to 15 hp and a human can generate up to 1 hp. Its dumb, I know, but its the truth
I think for the last one, the second is the winner's choice rather than the third. Now admittedly it does limit your options, but all you need is a setting that'd be nice to live in BUT all of the main story happens in a small corner of it. Say, maybe Star Wars. Just live on one of the thousands of core worlds where everything was pretty okay. So long you're not on Tattooine or Coruscant (and honestly even then just don't go to the politics part of the planet) and hey, there's no characters that'll hate you. Would you care if 50 people on the other side of the planet would hate your guts on sight, but they almost certainly will never never even know you exist? Probably not.
I feel like with getting isekai'd, the easy option is to pick 2 and just choose a world that's awesome outside of the main characters. Like Attack on Titan, the only cool stuff is for major characters, so it would suck or be the same as now. But if you pick something like Naruto there's plenty of villages and you get chakra, or Full Metal Alchemist there's plenty of towns to live in and you can learn alchemy. Those worlds have things to offer outside of named characters who randomly hate you.
i think being buried under a million eggs would crush you with the weight... and while they break under their own pressure, you will then drown in Egg white and yolk...
The answer to the first one is easily #2, no question. That's just nature man. It would really only hurt for like a couple weeks before you got used to it. And if you got a really large or powerful pet, you can at least take solace in knowing that they will kill it fast and it won't suffer. Now, if your ideal pet was like, a big fluffy rabbit, then that's fucked up, because it would take them like several minutes to kill the chick, every time. And that sucks.
THANK YOU, ROSS. Taking care of a horse is VERY hard work. And also bikini bf/gf is rad. Also isekaied into Fortnite and not really having good aim anyway? I'm just stanky and have a gun and constantly looping into battle royales.
9:07 the eggs were not specified about which type, so im assuming the eggs are hard boiled and have no shell so when they are launched at me they dont hurt.and then 👩🏽🦯👩🏽🦯👩🏽🦯 walk over them
18:09 really they've got the right idea. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to have a girlfriend? I can sell a horse, I can't sell a girlfriend. (Legally)
For Giwis one I would choose the third one because the first one is hell because I watch dune part two hell no and the second one is just sad so the third one is the best
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Hi Ross. It has been about 2 months since you said the Lethal Company emote mod was pretty much done. Is it dead?
could y'all draw Furries or animals that somehow combined with random everyday objects, such as a toaster? I just wanna see what yous come up with. I once drew a toaster dragon, it's a robot dragon that shoots toast out of its face.
I’m actually so happy this arc has come back, it’s one of my favorites (I like seeing people admit their true insanity)
thank you for having me!! had tons of fun doing this for the first time
so kinda like unseen from undead unluck(It's an ability where you're only invisible when you close your eyes)
a 100ft goose would overheat itself and die on its own, so that's my choice
It's in a air-conditioned room
@@RubberRossdamnit
@@RubberRoss then I'm staying out of that room
@@RubberRoss I break the air conditioning, or alternatively piss the goose off and lead it out of the room. And can play this game all day until your prompt is unrecognizable.
@@RubberRoss an*
16:15 GODDMANIT TELE!
That Horse looks absolutely RIPPPED though. A good companion and a strong one at that.
If I could turn invisible at will, I would spend my entire life exploring restricted areas and chilling in confidential meetings
Area 51 can't hide from me
I would become the world's best wildlife photographer
@@wyrmeleon2002 I nean, you wouldn't be inaudible
DUE HOLY SHIT when she said "horse... but it's rotating..?" i hacked up my entire respiratory system laughing
i hope you managed to put it back
Juny's was great, at least he left you the option of "Well you are going to die no matter what, but if you don't wanna reincarnate, you can always just be dead." What a lad.
Reject humanity, become goose.
I am become Goose, Destroyer of Peace.
@@nicholascompton2115 PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
@@sai_ai__8446 Peace?
Dont know her
Lmao I live for Telepurte's "man I don't like would you rather, I'mma just draw some hot girls........ and a horse."
Breaking a million eggs? Just ask HowToBasic.
I'm in
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I’m in
I’m in
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Ross: How would you break 1 million eggs?!
Also Ross: Became known for eating over 100,000 Eggs in Final Fantasy.
Conclusion: Ross could do it, it’s just trauma that dissuades him from doing it
I would’ve turned 1 million eggs into the world’s largest omelette and then donate it to a starving town.
Realize how much suffering he did for those 100,000 eggs. Realize that he would have to do that 10 more times.
Fun fact! Horses are opportunistic carnivores, meaning that a horse would absolutely eat a baby chick
fellow childhood trauma?
Well, they're doing it for the bones. They don't want the meat, just the calcium. It's still fucking wild
@@rocketcello5354 nah, I just remember during 2nd grade we went a field trip and a horse started "playing games" with one of the girls, she was never the same.
As someone who has worked in the dairy department of a grocery store, breaking a million eggs is a lot easier than you might think. If they're stored on pallets like in stores, you can just body check the pallet and knock all the eggs over and break about 80% of the eggs on the pallet in like 5 seconds
according to my calculations, 1 million eggs would take up about 77 cubic meters of space, and weigh about 51 metric tons. doesn't seem too unreasonable
8:18 "it's like a beyblade" heh, more like neighblade
Hehe, nice
Nayblade Nayblade!
People are really underestimating the difficulty and costs of buying 5 dozen baby birds every month, year-round, without any of the chicks dying or growing up into adults, which means you can't buy in bulk, and you have to house, feed, and care for them.
The once daily mess is way better, and if you live alone and change your browsing habits the third option is even easier.
Twice daily mess* that one was also every 12 hours.
Also, I think you're overestimating the costs. At that point you can simply incubate and hatch your own chicks. All you realistically need to to keep and raise 2 chickens and a small incubator in addition to your dream pet. After that it doesn't cost you much more than the chicken feed.
get a chicken farm
In the chicken farm, male chick are all disposed off. So with some connections someone can hook you up with a deal
It went from normal Would You Rather with the first two, to insanity when it came to Toma's turn.
In case anyone owns a snake, remember to feed it frozen-thawed food rather than live!
Hell yeah, good comment
Any particular reason why? Asking as someone who has never had any reptiles, so this is the first I've heard of it but I'm curious.
@@althelorFeeding live, especially unsupervised, can lead to injury of the reptile. Rodents especially can cause serious damage and infection by biting/chewing.
@althelor 1. It's cruel to the animal getting eaten
2. The food might eat the snake
Some snakes refuse dead food. Mine do, and almost died once refusing dead mice.
It’s optional and situational.
According to my heavily rounded (and likely incorrect) math. You would need approximately 150 large Maytag standing freezers to store 1,000,000 eggs.
Altrive is too strong of an influence he made everybody obsessed with horses
The downside to invisibility is you'd be blind. Either due to light moving around you or going through you to cause the invisibility, your retina would not capture ANY light, meaning you'd be unable to see. unless your eyes stay visible.
I feel like invisibility would really mess with your hand-eye coordination assuming you're also invisible to yourself.
Fun fact: if you were invisible to yourself you'd be able to close your eyes and still see cause your eyelids are invisible
@@OswaldAurelia I would keep my eyes closed for the comfort while still being able to see. Win-win!
@@OswaldAurelia Doing a bit of grave digging to bring you a funner fun fact: If you were invisible you'd be completely blind because your eyes would be invisible and therefore there'd be nothing to reflect light so that you could actually see.
@@yurritt holy heck you're right
14:20 average gartic phone playthrough
Babe, wake up, Ross uploaded
I woke up in a new bugatii
I woke up alone 🥲
I woke up in a hospital:)
I never woke up
@@GeorgeKaralayour gonna wake up, whether you like ot or not
Tbh the last one was really good, and chat had a bunch of good ideas regarding choice 3, especially going to a place where people would still find that and you attractive
And let's be honest a good amount of us probably are that small. And even if you are big, well, it all equalizes out.
I also liked it, but it just was no contest.
One is just bad because you can't decide the media, which is the biggest obstacle. And even if you're lucky, the stench could ruin it.
Second, it just has the worst downside. A life hated by everyone is just miserable.
Three has just the one downside, but you still can live a pleasant life, reincarnate as ace or become an eternal shota in a doujinshi.
I would pick option three because I was just watching Evangelion and I don't want to be isekaied into that nightmare
@@Mader-vz1zy I didn't consider the the very last portion of your message, regarding the third choice of course, and that's pretty damn smart. Probably something I'd do.
@@tigercarson3013 yeaaahhhhh probably the best call for the better, that would be hell.
For the third one they said you can't change it's size but there is no restrictions on the size of other people. Just make em smaller with magic or smth
If you choose the right world to be isekaid to, then you can just add a more functional third leg. It’s not changing the one you already have
But do you pick the boat, the bus, or the guy to be your third leg?
I would make it despawn.
As a distinguished goose myself,I took that seriously. Wait for our special goops this night.
please no...not again....
I love these Gartic Phone videos so much. The creativity goes WILD.
Friendly lions, helicopter horse, or projectile eggs. I LOVE this chick’s imagination ❤️
Glad to see the thumbnail finished, :D I had to leave because it was late last night, but now I can see it in the actual vid!
I'm convinced this is just how they hang out now and we're just spectating their thoughts at 3am.
Downside to Invisibility? Easy. You can't see. Light avoiding you.
Just make everything except your eyes invisible.
Assuming that's how that works
Then what's the ppppoint lol
Lightning is so much better- You can show off, save gas and power money by getting an electric car and just not having to pay for any electric bills, you can help people in need, maybe even charge for your services to make more money, you'd like have an immunity to electricity that would allow you to be a brilliant technician, you could be the world's first infinite power source, you could fight off attackers who want to remove you for being so special, all those things! I love invisibility and the concept of telekinesis (minus the brain that Bacun added-), but lightning is just so much more practical! :3
Jesus Christ the idea of turning the whole Earth invisible is insane. Can you imagine what that would be like as an unsuspecting bystander?
That would cause massive devastation.
Voting bikini over horse is foolish. Take the horse and sell it, and you can buy a truckload of bikinis.
"No one can eat that many eggs. I tried" those were good times
One RubberRoss video a day keeps the depression away
1 egg is around 0.5 pounds 1m eggs weigh 500,000 pounds the average impact strength of a human is 1,500 to 2,200 pounds so you would die if they fall on you at once but maybe not if they fall one at a time
I'm pretty sure it'd be just like lapidation even one at a time
You're off by a factor of 10, an egg weighs ~.05 lbs not .5lbs. Unless you're talking ostrich eggs...
9:11 nope, 1 horse is 15 horsepower.
I know, it’s completely insane. I have no clue why this is.
Telepurte ignoring the prompt to draw booba and a honse is such a mood
Also, i would go with 3 on giwi's question bc i mean. Not much changes
The thing is, Baby snakes can't restrict their venom, but it's still just weaker and there's less of it than a full grown snake.
I'd also pick 3 for the pet, either never invite people home or make it a famous animal and get money, it's hillarious!
"Welcome to the home of the infamous talking dragon!"
"This person gets off to anime dubcon gay insest. That'll be $50."
16:11 i looked away for 2 seconds that scream scared the shit out of me
10:22 beat the lion at the not being a lion competition
200 iq
Invisibility seems like a really cool superpower but the gooners ruined it
Fr like a prime example of its power is honestly The Invisible Man (1933 Version), the shenanigans and stuff the main character pulls is crazy.
tbh what else could you use invisibility for other than self-gain?
@@greninjaguy5264 you could pull a Robin Hood and steal money to give to the poor. Become a spy if they accept your abnormal mutation of controlled invisibility. There’s a lot you can do, but you can use it without in a way that doesn’t have self-gain. You just gotta think long and hard about your possibilities.
@@greninjaguy5264 There's plenty you could do. Practical VFX work in films, resolve hostage situations, be the ultimate nature documentarian, etc.
It doesn't have to all be sneaking into the woman's changing room or robbing a bank or whatever.
I'd make biology students pay to watch me digest stuff.
8:00 I want to mention that horses are terrifying and they kill people kicking and their teeth can break hands and cut off fingers. I once was on a spooked horse as a kid because my mom clapped. It went to fast and I held on for dear life. I did a few horse back riding lessons as a kid because I loved horses as a local farm place. That horse Wyath was a sweetheart. But clapping scared the shit out of it and it was in a metal buildings. Now as a adult over the years I’ve had a few chances to ride a horse again but I’ve never felt comfortable. Last time was in Texas at a ranch and this horse was massive. Now that I’m 5 11 me + a big horse is terrifyingly tall and I feel like I’m going to fall off. I would NEVER fight a horse
2:00 if you can have any pet, could it be a creature that poops something good like gold or super cleaning solution, so it will turn the first option into a positive.
I love how Fairy can't stop laughing at the results of Aethel's drawings
Fairy appreciation thread: everytime Fairy showed up she made the vibes better
The eggs don't break when thrown, but nothing about them seems to imply I wouldn't be able to break them with my hands, and I could easily in one motion smash a dozen eggs, So my tthought is, I could get through HUNDREDS of eggs in just a few minutes. millions would only take a matter of hours. I could do that. As for if I could take getting them thrown at me, I think the proccess will only make me stronger and more egg impervious.
Crushing a million eggs would take forever and be a pain in the ass, but it WOULD be possible with enough time and effort
I would think if you land going down on cheese graters it wouldn't actually poke you hard enough to penetrate, thus exposing you to the Hep. You'd need to be moving horizontally relative to the graters to get grated.
24:12 tbh i would choose 2 cos its a world of your choice and you could just choose a world with no one in it
8:22 ross has already destroyed a million eggs
I don't know what a footgoose is, but it sounds fucking heinous, and I would fight any number of them I had to.
Juny: do you want to die die, do you want to die but get isekai'd into mr sukuna jujutsukaisen, or do you want to die and get isekai'd into mr fresh cat
Ross always having the coolest art game ideas
22:38 The last media I consumed before this was Helldivers 2 Content... Probably not the best choice for me.
For Giwi’s I’d go with two as long as I get some powers to. Who cares what other people think when you’ve got cool powers! You don’t even have to be around any of the characters, just live somewhere off script and you’re basically free as long as you keep a relatively low profile.
Fun fact, the downside to invisibility is that due to the lack of light reflecting through your eyes you *would not be able to see*
8:46 I’m about to turn this frying pan, into a frying pan
Goddamn Aethel. You’re a madman and a genius. USSIOWA/10
Here are my answers
Ross: 2
Bacun: 2
Toma: 3
Altrive: 1
Juny: 3
Tob: 3
Tele: 1
Arthel: 2
Giwi: 3
Is JUNY okay? Do they need help?
Nah, he’s fallen into the depths.
We cannot save them, lest we wish to fall down as well 😔
23:29 This image is literally the last thing i've watched lmao 😂😂😂
one horse is not one horsepower unfortunately. One horse can generate up to 15 hp and a human can generate up to 1 hp.
Its dumb, I know, but its the truth
I think for the last one, the second is the winner's choice rather than the third.
Now admittedly it does limit your options, but all you need is a setting that'd be nice to live in BUT all of the main story happens in a small corner of it. Say, maybe Star Wars. Just live on one of the thousands of core worlds where everything was pretty okay. So long you're not on Tattooine or Coruscant (and honestly even then just don't go to the politics part of the planet) and hey, there's no characters that'll hate you.
Would you care if 50 people on the other side of the planet would hate your guts on sight, but they almost certainly will never never even know you exist? Probably not.
I assume "all the characters" means everyone you meet in that universe, not just the ones involved in the main story.
I feel like with getting isekai'd, the easy option is to pick 2 and just choose a world that's awesome outside of the main characters. Like Attack on Titan, the only cool stuff is for major characters, so it would suck or be the same as now. But if you pick something like Naruto there's plenty of villages and you get chakra, or Full Metal Alchemist there's plenty of towns to live in and you can learn alchemy. Those worlds have things to offer outside of named characters who randomly hate you.
invisible people are blind Ross, light goes right through them
Turn it on and off
i think being buried under a million eggs would crush you with the weight...
and while they break under their own pressure, you will then drown in Egg white and yolk...
That first question was evil... ill let it eat the chicks.
The answer to the first one is easily #2, no question. That's just nature man. It would really only hurt for like a couple weeks before you got used to it. And if you got a really large or powerful pet, you can at least take solace in knowing that they will kill it fast and it won't suffer. Now, if your ideal pet was like, a big fluffy rabbit, then that's fucked up, because it would take them like several minutes to kill the chick, every time. And that sucks.
I think 3 is the easiest. Just say the previous owner taught it to say random adult phrases
9:00 dawg im taking my chance with the horse
THANK YOU, ROSS. Taking care of a horse is VERY hard work. And also bikini bf/gf is rad.
Also isekaied into Fortnite and not really having good aim anyway? I'm just stanky and have a gun and constantly looping into battle royales.
James Baxter, haven't heard that name in years lol.
You misspelt Games Bookstore
16:14 Appropriate reaction right there 👀😆
This was a trip, Ross. What a great crew this ep
If you have invisibility you can make someone think their house is haunted lol
23:24 is literally the best option, especially since I’m ace
I'm crying , what are these options lol , great vid
8:17 El horse tornado
Man.... i love teleurte... because he is a funny guy... yeah
These are probably the dumbest hypotheticals I've ever seen, yet somehow I am infinitely entertained
"HOW DO U BREAK A MILLION EGGS"
helldivers: up, right, down, down, down
8:22 So legit just HowToBasic.
"his shit is 12" です" is a blessed image
I'm waiting for the day Altrive hits us with the most jaw dropping art this and any Generation has ever seen
I don’t think people understand how difficult and expensive it actually is to own a horse
9:07 the eggs were not specified about which type, so im assuming the eggs are hard boiled and have no shell so when they are launched at me they dont hurt.and then 👩🏽🦯👩🏽🦯👩🏽🦯 walk over them
Tornado de caballos is my only thought for 8:00
Giwi's expressions in her question are delightful
which ones won the split on toma's would you rather? I couldn't understand what fairy was saying, because she was giggling while saying the answer.
18:09 really they've got the right idea. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to have a girlfriend?
I can sell a horse, I can't sell a girlfriend. (Legally)
when you scientifically realize being invisible makes you blind: god damn it
Giwi's angry face when she said "They're babies." Sent me
You would have to eat 30 eggs every day just to be able to get 1 Mill Eggs
8:01 it wont be rotating after i shot it hell yeah freedom
You need an odd number of people to vote so there aren't any ties.
I realized that later hahaha
I like how absolutely stunned Ross was on Toma's
16:14: neuron activation
23:03 As a trans man, I see this as an absolute win😎😎
For Giwis one I would choose the third one because the first one is hell because I watch dune part two hell no and the second one is just sad so the third one is the best