They really need to solve some realism problems with the game, or at least make it optional so that if you want, you can still have late-game bordergore.
Me skimming over the opening text: "Bohemia created a religion of naked people" [Skips a bunch of text] "this led to a crusade against Tibet" Understandable, have a nice day.
"The average Pomeranian peasant is told 'You're going to Tibet'." Holy shit, CK2 story time. Reformed the Slavic Pagan faith with a High Priest, High Priest says "we need a holy war, Slavic pagans are being oppressed" "Where?" "The Kingdom of Nepal" "... alright" 80,000 men lost to attrition walking across Asia, but we installed a Slavic Pagan kingdom that lasted about 20 years before Tibet blobbed on it.
Here's mine: This is the story of Jarl Ingrid Supreme hag of Northumbria, forced to bend the knee to Wessex when the Saxons came My boy King Alfred was up north fighting hard to pacify the Irish and Scottish lards When somehow That cunt Ingrid took land in Spain Now you see The Jihads were none too happy with this and called reconquista on the bitch Hence the story of how London now practice polyamory
How my first game went: my ruler was a duke in ireland and he managed to unite the entire island and become king. At his death his grandson became king while his brother inherited some of his lands. Things were going fine...for a couple of years. I got 2 different rebellions: my uncle formed a faction to become king and my other vassals wanted to lower my power...i lost both conflict. Now i'm playing as the 1' year old son of the old king...i already love and hate this game.
@@sz5336 I'll be honest, my first reaction was...ragequit. I closed the game, walked away and thought about the next game. Then i thought...what if i do the epic comeback? What if i go back and take the heads of those 2 bastards and put them on a pole? I finally understand that you need to enjoy the roleplay element because, if you don't, the game will make you go insane.
Im currently taking over Britannia and uniting it under one flag. Was going well Till the HRE and Poland (who somehow has 9000 troops) decided to poke their noses into England. I’m allied with Poland and if I can get more allies I’ll appose the HRE. Would be nice if I could get Poland’s lands without war though, they have been nice to me the whole game
On my first game after newbie island I played as the byzantine emperor, revoked all the titles from everyone, executed all of my vassals and their relatives in prison (captured from rebellion wars), then made a religion of naked incestuous people. 1 naked man rules over every nook and cranny, from Vienna to Mecca, together with his aunt-daughter-soulmate-wife.
I can already tell this is gonna be a good one just from the opening description Edit: I was not wrong, holy fuck I haven’t laughed this hard in so long
Now seeing all the shenanigans one can do with the Faith Creator UI, I think Paradox Devs are testing the mechanics of that Faith Creator for making a fully-fledged out Ideology Creator UI for Victoria III: Now you will be able to go full Anarchist Communes with all pros and cons that it entails!!!
"How is my sperm reaching her in Tibet?" Reminds me of that Jim Carry movie where he has the 3 black sons and he still refuses to believe they aren't his.
problem with fall of rome is which date to use do you start with the sack of rome in 410, or maybe the Hunnic invasions 30 to 40 years later of the last roman emperor another 30 years after that?
No merchant republics, no nomads, not much variance in how the game plays whether in the British isles, India, or the middle east. It's like base CK2 in that it's mainly catholic focused, but it's different from base CK2 in that it feels well fleshed out and deep. Tldr; your options are limited, but the options that are there are deep.
Also as of this comment, the video is still monetized. But feel free to paypal/patreon incase we get taken down for female parts.
Bo you left uncensored tiddies on YT gonna demon you again
Bo, I got just one question for you
When are you going to pull of the biggest encirclement in the history of hoi4?
That's historical footage isn' it? Obviously not against any rules smh
Keepingem comin Bo. Shovel that shit this way broski cause ill keep swallowing 🤣
“The Pope is a spineless atheist from Tibet.”
Crusader Kings, ladies and gentlemen.
CK2 could have muslim popes.
Scientologist Tom Cruise as the pope in CK4
@The Nova renaissance Hindu? Try Jewish Caliph.
Yeah, too cursed so I holy war it so hard and rip the caliphate in half.
well, the pope in my current CK2 playthrough is a vampire
They really need to solve some realism problems with the game, or at least make it optional so that if you want, you can still have late-game bordergore.
Me skimming over the opening text:
"Bohemia created a religion of naked people" [Skips a bunch of text] "this led to a crusade against Tibet"
Understandable, have a nice day.
"holy Roman Emporer"
@@AimlessSavant of the Holy Roman Emporium
Emporer
I have some bad news
"isp outed me as gay"
That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear
"I am actually gay. What do you mean? I am homosexual." - Bokoen1
@@Bokoen1StreamArchive Wait what?
Prince Oeduard you know. I wasn’t really surprised
"I walked into his chambers but-ass naked and he called the guards on me"
12:22 To get the armor that big they had to invent the breast plate stretcher.
ALL NATIONS ARE UNDER THE GREAT SHADOW
*_N O W !_*
3:35 "top left"
TH-cam is not as forgiving as we are.
Edit: Bo censored it. I want to believe that it was this comment which made him do that)
Somebody forgot about the floppy tiddies
@PotatoSpartan No they aren't
Tfw no geriatric Middle Age tidies
Go to 3:33 and use < and > to move between frames, it's not censored, look right after he brings up the menu. RIP
@@whitefox8376 bless you my child you are doing God's work 🙏😁
We're waiting 24 hours game
Вячеслав Герасимов same
Just straight upload the entire 24 hours straight to youtube if they do it lol
Count Crusty agreed
@@ACrustyCount isn't that what the full episodes are for
@@ACrustyCount
Ah yes, it's my time to shine
Indubitably
I like how ISP’s wife barely is shown in the background and has a face of horror in reaction to his chungus form
Or chadchungus
I'm here before the video gets taken down for nudity
Yeah not too smart by bo there to not only leave nudity on but make it his religion
I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw it
Tiddies.
As am I
I Doubt that the video would be taken down, paradox literally streamed with nudity on.
If this is the insanity of the base game, imagine this with a full set of DLCs
Only 8 more years to go
At least you dont have to buy dlc to play specific nations
Laughs in mods
Imagine it with a full set of mods....
@@wersande1454 *cough* can't play merchant republics *cough*
"The average Pomeranian peasant is told 'You're going to Tibet'."
Holy shit, CK2 story time.
Reformed the Slavic Pagan faith with a High Priest, High Priest says "we need a holy war, Slavic pagans are being oppressed"
"Where?"
"The Kingdom of Nepal"
"... alright"
80,000 men lost to attrition walking across Asia, but we installed a Slavic Pagan kingdom that lasted about 20 years before Tibet blobbed on it.
Nooooooo I don't want to go to Tibet!
Here's mine:
This is the story of Jarl Ingrid
Supreme hag of Northumbria,
forced to bend the knee to Wessex
when the Saxons came
My boy King Alfred was up north fighting hard
to pacify the Irish and Scottish lards
When somehow
That cunt Ingrid took land in Spain
Now you see
The Jihads were none too happy with this
and called reconquista on the bitch
Hence the story
of how London now practice polyamory
@@ChemySh Is this meant to be a poem?
@@wildfire9280 I was in a haiku mood
The pope: lets go to Bangladesh
All of Europe: alright where?
Ladesh: *nervously sweating*
How my first game went: my ruler was a duke in ireland and he managed to unite the entire island and become king.
At his death his grandson became king while his brother inherited some of his lands.
Things were going fine...for a couple of years.
I got 2 different rebellions: my uncle formed a faction to become king and my other vassals wanted to lower my power...i lost both conflict.
Now i'm playing as the 1' year old son of the old king...i already love and hate this game.
Great Roleplay game , now unite Ireland once again and spread your dynasty to other Celtic land !
@@sz5336 I'll be honest, my first reaction was...ragequit.
I closed the game, walked away and thought about the next game.
Then i thought...what if i do the epic comeback?
What if i go back and take the heads of those 2 bastards and put them on a pole?
I finally understand that you need to enjoy the roleplay element because, if you don't, the game will make you go insane.
@@francesco8000 Cool , now get those Bastards and make yourself a name in the world !
Im currently taking over Britannia and uniting it under one flag. Was going well Till the HRE and Poland (who somehow has 9000 troops) decided to poke their noses into England. I’m allied with Poland and if I can get more allies I’ll appose the HRE. Would be nice if I could get Poland’s lands without war though, they have been nice to me the whole game
On my first game after newbie island I played as the byzantine emperor, revoked all the titles from everyone, executed all of my vassals and their relatives in prison (captured from rebellion wars), then made a religion of naked incestuous people.
1 naked man rules over every nook and cranny, from Vienna to Mecca, together with his aunt-daughter-soulmate-wife.
Roibo II: "GO GET THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, NOW!"
You could make a religion out of this
please don't
no don't
Have you ever heard Adamite?
They didn't have to go that hard for the Adamite Faith, but they did. Finally CK3 tiddies. Can't wait to see what the modders do with this!
I’m horrified by the thought of what the modders will probably do
@@chinsaw2727 I hope the Dark World Reborn boys have already discovered this.
@@flo-theo oh no... the furries strike back
@@flo-theo Ah fellow man of culture
It'll be a miracle if this doesn't get demonetised 🤣
I can already tell this is gonna be a good one just from the opening description
Edit: I was not wrong, holy fuck I haven’t laughed this hard in so long
“Oh hey. Yeah, that’s me. The King of Bohemia. You’re probably wondering why I created a religion of naked people.”
Bo, you really should enable the censor option in game, TH-cam tends to frown on art, unlike us.
ISP Ruins everything, in a good way. He had me laughing the most. This game is hilarious
I love how ISP's characters alway go of the charts, there's something magical about it
Man, Phillips' cackling in the background never gets old. These CK3 videos were instant classics.
3:33 monkaTOS
Jessepe it’s fine in twitch but not here
"The Tibetan crusade"
China liked that.
Now seeing all the shenanigans one can do with the Faith Creator UI, I think Paradox Devs are testing the mechanics of that Faith Creator for making a fully-fledged out Ideology Creator UI for Victoria III: Now you will be able to go full Anarchist Communes with all pros and cons that it entails!!!
"The Pope's had another child"
"The Bosnian Reformation"
"ISP married your wife"
"The Pope's from Tibet"
Most normal CK3 game
"How is my sperm reaching her in Tibet?"
Reminds me of that Jim Carry movie where he has the 3 black sons and he still refuses to believe they aren't his.
11:50 Dali lama takes over Christianity
This is honestly one of the funniest videos of yours Bo. Would love to see more CK3!
Vic 2 and CK 3 are honestly the most fun to watch.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Bavaria seemed to have had a great game.
Shame it was AI
@Yannik Arndt drunk at night, yodeling at daylight xD
Czechoindia.
Czecho. India. Mein gott...
"I hate you so much" - welcome to the crusader kings multiplayer experience
10:48
Holy shit, it's Emperor Ricardo Milos.
2:52 It's really him guys! It's chungus khan!
Prepared for this video to be hit with the yellow dollar sign.
Almost cried laughing at ISP and Shaffer’s wife exploit
I just want to say, that thumbnail is lit.
Profile pic source?
Bokoen1: Makes the HRE actually competent, and HRE doesn't kinda really die
Rest of the World: Surprised Pikachu face
ISP sitting there like BRING OUT THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
This stream was one of my favourite streams I’ve ever watched
Didn’t know there was this much NTR in the Middle Ages
That thumbnail was kinda epic ngl
ISP is always just such a gremlin in these games and i love it.
Win or lose Croc Daddy Deluxe, you're still the loot lord in my heart.
I am so used to playing naked, I didn't even recognize it in the video :D
0:00 Im already confused
Converts to adamisam
TH-cam you just lost your money privileges
”He looks like he is wearing a barrel”
Oh that got me.
I fuckin love you guys
12:22 to answer your question Bo: the breastplate stretcher!
ISPs character in the end is literally Game of Thrones King Robert, LOL! 😂
Another glorious meme video by bokoen1
7:55 best Peef quote
We need a Fall of Rome or Rise of Islam dlc for this game. Push the start date back as far as possible!
problem with fall of rome is which date to use do you start with the sack of rome in 410, or maybe the Hunnic invasions 30 to 40 years later of the last roman emperor another 30 years after that?
8:36 Swigma moment😂
This is so bizzare lmfao
Oh god bo the nudity you're gonna get the video taken down
The dark ages should be renamed the years of memes
Best laughs I have had in your channel so far
When did the thumbnails change from memes to works of art what?
4:12 Soon, all of Europe shall march under one banner.
The Queen Marie of Kham will go down in the history books
Bokoen1, wheres the British Raj gameplay, and minor gameplay, WE NEED IT NOW!
I was so confused at which nation Bo was for the longest time
I have a feeling everyone's gonna attempt their own nudist religion at some point. It's going to be the CKIII meta.
I'm so glad you made another ck3 video please make moree
Even if you create a new religion, it is impossible to top the glorious religion of Gen Z that is Shrekism
The dude makes longer nutshell videos than me sitting and actually playing the game myself
Bo are you going to make custom country balls for each country
"The Bosnian Reformation"
Make this a thing.
"Barrels, my Lord, the finest new fashion!"
I'd love to see this game in full!
TH-cam without bokoen1 is not TH-cam
Just finished a round of CK3. What a cluster fuck of a game, I demand more
As soon as I read crusade against Tibet my breathing began to speed up
7:27 that is somehow the most depressed I've heard ISP in CK3
Some quality content with this new game. Truly meme worthy
this was great please more CK3 with the crew
Roibo II Roibes in his later years would be able to stop an 8,8 cm shell no problem
was watching this during class
Mongolian warlord: *I make infant to nose big.*
Stil waiting for that Crusade against Lotharingia
The gigachad of Bosnania, never forget.
One word can describe this entire video: Alabama
He's not wearing the barrel he is the barrel
Bo has a The Great War ad? Nice
Only you and your friends could look at someone, and think 'Not big enough', lol.
What an opening introduction.
So aparently "CK 3 MP" stands for:
Cucked Kings 3 - Mystery Parent
10:47 i think he might be a joestar
Oh boy i can't wait for more ck3 this is gonna be good
Woah wait a minute ISP was playing episode
Quick question for anyone that owns ck3 did you end up buying the game and had pretty much all dlc nations from ck2 or nah
No merchant republics, no nomads, not much variance in how the game plays whether in the British isles, India, or the middle east.
It's like base CK2 in that it's mainly catholic focused, but it's different from base CK2 in that it feels well fleshed out and deep.
Tldr; your options are limited, but the options that are there are deep.
Ah yes, the Holy Roman Emporer, what a figure
That Bosnia in Iberia causes me so much pain
Its not bósnia and yes bosnania if you can read i am portuguese
I read it as crack mp in nutshell when I first saw it wow. Pretty accurate
and so it starts
Damn, reading that first text was an adventure...
The Punishment Due
Thank you guys for the laugh. Most I've laughed in a quite some time.