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  • @devoniousk5995
    @devoniousk5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4108

    Carla: usually no one wants to play with me.
    Markiplier: *current objective SURVIVE*

  • @wolfe0332
    @wolfe0332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"

    • @Thomas31392
      @Thomas31392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Mark: What if you lose your grip on it?
      Carla: *_ill stab you_*

    • @HectaSpyrit
      @HectaSpyrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's the beeest!

    • @delaneyellis1163
      @delaneyellis1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂

    • @thepinkocelot3055
      @thepinkocelot3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂

    • @thenoob275
      @thenoob275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard

  • @ericlemesany2614
    @ericlemesany2614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    "Don't stick out your butt"
    Mark: Thrusts
    Sound effects: WHOOSH!

    • @LesliePetersFilm
      @LesliePetersFilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dream is to become a youtuber. I have 2500 subs and counting, but i hope to help as much people as possible and put smiles on their faces.
      Made by own song this week for the 2500 subs special. It's going to be amazing! Hope you will watch the premiere with me soon.

    • @candybrine6423
      @candybrine6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *SCHWING*

    • @candybrine6423
      @candybrine6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelzefanya8296 I set my HxH fan bait, watching and waiting with my zetsu activated. Lo and behold I caught one!

    • @sammarino7357
      @sammarino7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER RUN

    • @googletristinthefoxngamer4709
      @googletristinthefoxngamer4709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Does the Donald Duck Pose"

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.

    • @jerekoshe145
      @jerekoshe145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not even that, just if Ethan came

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Truth.
      I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.

  • @tini_ceh
    @tini_ceh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2895

    "Carla you wouldn't stab me."
    "Oh I would LOVE to!"
    Chaotic neutral

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now I want to play DND with you XD

    • @rebeccarylatt2861
      @rebeccarylatt2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      seeing a UA profile picture on a comment made before the start of ua, makes me happy. Thanks for sticking here :)

    • @darkfifty9003
      @darkfifty9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TBKLumine now I wanna play dnd with both of you

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkfifty9003 I'm a lvl 7 artificer, feel free to join XD

    • @darkfifty9003
      @darkfifty9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TBKLumine what’s the campaign

  • @hachii7144
    @hachii7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Mark: like...you wouldn’t stab me
    Instructor: Oh would love to..
    Mark: *internal screaming intensifies*

  • @AidenLucente
    @AidenLucente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6685

    Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour.
    THIS LADY THOUGH.
    SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
    I LIKE HER.

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later

    • @hitsujichan756
      @hitsujichan756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy

    • @andrewstepanek8933
      @andrewstepanek8933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My own fencing teacher is the same way.

  • @elishadanielle9378
    @elishadanielle9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    a new perspective: this would’ve been the first, albeit unofficial unus annus video had ethan just woken up earlier.

    • @sam.fridayyy
      @sam.fridayyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that’s what i was thinking

    • @elijahe7612
      @elijahe7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      24:57
      Exactly

    • @meadeevans278
      @meadeevans278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And now 420 was ruined. It has 450 now

    • @jerekoshe145
      @jerekoshe145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That'd be great

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The frikk is unus annus

  • @s3p41r0t41
    @s3p41r0t41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "there is no crying in fencing"
    Mark: "Hold my tears"

    • @hyperpengu8722
      @hyperpengu8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did he actually say that? XD

    • @s3p41r0t41
      @s3p41r0t41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722

    • @hyperpengu8722
      @hyperpengu8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD

  • @skyrah1365
    @skyrah1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Mark: "So is every mistake foolish?"
    Instructor: "Yes"
    story of my life

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "Can I get my glasses?
    I just wanna _see_ death coming."
    The funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know the feeling. Except i'm not partially blind, and the ones saying it usually have there eyes closed when they duel me.
      Well, i do understand where they're coming from... I'm like that older brother with power gauntlets who would always protect those he associates with. And then he asks to fight you.
      I'll shit me pants for sure. If it wasn't me.
      (Longswords. Best swords next to zweihanders.)

    • @Infernahlia
      @Infernahlia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me everyday

    • @Hound_Of_Craftz
      @Hound_Of_Craftz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

  • @jeremyworon7361
    @jeremyworon7361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂

    • @mr.amphibian8418
      @mr.amphibian8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit

  • @Chiscribbs
    @Chiscribbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.

    • @leontrotsky3715
      @leontrotsky3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I feel that

    • @HSE_VO
      @HSE_VO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???

  • @nickysze2673
    @nickysze2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's.
    Perfect duo

  • @crusaduh
    @crusaduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    "I dont have any other friends"
    The camera dude is shook

  • @fauxmarmorer9544
    @fauxmarmorer9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge*
    Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough

    • @hadisyed9083
      @hadisyed9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers

    • @laufert7100
      @laufert7100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*

  • @ThinlyCut90
    @ThinlyCut90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    She's such a chaotic neutral energy. I fricken love her.

    • @leontrotsky3715
      @leontrotsky3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't trust her...

    • @emircanbahadr
      @emircanbahadr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She’s the frickin definition for it

  • @20katkbkk
    @20katkbkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    Me first seeing the instructor: aw she looks like a sweet lady
    "I enjoy stabbing people"
    Me: aw she's gonna kill us all

    • @keagenbobeagen
      @keagenbobeagen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      itimelord it’s called a joke m8

    • @justmyrup6724
      @justmyrup6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jack Design r/itswooooshwith4o’s ._.

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Myrup ツ not its not XD

    • @exobutterss1183
      @exobutterss1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly what i thought

    • @OtachiArkGoBRRRR
      @OtachiArkGoBRRRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't even know her name

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    She talked so dark and sinister the whole time. I love it. So amazing to watch.

    • @Olivia_Dreamrider
      @Olivia_Dreamrider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All my fencing masters were like her, she was great.

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fantastic instructor!!

    • @sommmathechamp5801
      @sommmathechamp5801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey that’s the Middle Ages for you

  • @dragongames8301
    @dragongames8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Carla is the most fun instructor Mark has had. Even all the ones they've had in Unnus Annus. Shes witty along with mark instead of just letting him quip. She's so lively. We love you Carla.

  • @AliceTheWoofingCat
    @AliceTheWoofingCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    I love how ominous the instructor is.
    some of my favorite quotes:
    "I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"*
    "As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing"
    "usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)"
    "He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*

    • @trcer934
      @trcer934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”

    • @Oblivionaire
      @Oblivionaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!”
      “He’ll be fine… but you won’t.”
      “Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!”
      “Nobody will find your body…”

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous

    • @marcushowell5898
      @marcushowell5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your name

    • @iamtheanimeweeb
      @iamtheanimeweeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06

  • @kiron.602
    @kiron.602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Boss: So..Uh.. What are your talents?
    Mark: I stab people.

    • @Foxxytrot_0
      @Foxxytrot_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mark when applying to be a hitman.

    • @SarcasticCupcake223
      @SarcasticCupcake223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boss: uhh.... **calls the cops**

    • @j.j1916
      @j.j1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, 911?

  • @nancybun9976
    @nancybun9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    “Except when you threw your body on my blade” oh my god I love this woman

    • @whyamialive8228
      @whyamialive8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SAME😂😂😂😂😂😇

    • @IlcotheOtter
      @IlcotheOtter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I would love to stab you"
      fencing instructor woman

    • @chugbat
      @chugbat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      28:27

    • @noelvesbody
      @noelvesbody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually exactly what more advanced fencers I know have said to me as feedback lol

  • @Ny0kit
    @Ny0kit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "Distance is a killer"
    This aged like fine wine

    • @hadisyed9083
      @hadisyed9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      none of us are aging like fine wine now though

    • @just_aaaaly84
      @just_aaaaly84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hadisyed9083 aging like tomatoes.

  • @ScarryHarry93
    @ScarryHarry93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    "I'm only going to hit you if you do something wrong"
    Mark: "But....I've never done this before, I'll do everything wrong!"
    "Oh geez, that's too bad" lol

    • @EliteChoice77
      @EliteChoice77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a typical Markiplier experience

  • @gemmuffin57
    @gemmuffin57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    "What if you lose your grip on it?"
    "Ill stab you"
    Me: I love you

    • @antonyc4241
      @antonyc4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comment

    • @shiroitaka5948
      @shiroitaka5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@antonyc4241 reply to comment

    • @Rain-gg8vd
      @Rain-gg8vd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shiroitaka5948 reply to reply to comment

    • @relic0
      @relic0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rain-gg8vd reply to reply to reply to comment

    • @Rain-gg8vd
      @Rain-gg8vd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@relic0 reply to reply to reply to reply to comment

  • @longbone2652
    @longbone2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    "I can fence with a 10-year-old?" Well yeah, Mark, you can fence with basically anyone who fences. Can you WIN to a 10-year-old, though?

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kiwiace4613 _r/whoooosh_

    • @kiwiace4613
      @kiwiace4613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that.... Im ded right?

    • @the_Gameplex
      @the_Gameplex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No I've fenced a 10 year old and they're fricken deadly

    • @XfilesandHorrorClips
      @XfilesandHorrorClips 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fenced for 6 years. I'm not as good as i used to be but I've beaten people almost 3 feet taller than me and stronger than me.

  • @bjhollings1417
    @bjhollings1417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Mark: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
    Me: Is that a Unus Annus reference in the future

    • @thegod300jr
      @thegod300jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BJ Hollings it is I was gonna comment on it rn

    • @papillon2066
      @papillon2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What, it’s from dragon ball z not unus annus

    • @ledgendweaver
      @ledgendweaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a DBZ reference

    • @aulusgalba5679
      @aulusgalba5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna like until I saw the 69 I can’t ruin it :(

    • @fusionz_official
      @fusionz_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aulusgalba5679 same here man

  • @proskittlez9366
    @proskittlez9366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    23:49
    Mark: Not today!...
    *Gets stabbed*
    It's today, today's the day...
    *Stumbles away in fear and defeat*

  • @Starliing
    @Starliing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "What if I throw it?" Mark just reinvented the meta of fencing.

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If there was a pommel, then to end thine opponent rightly, unscrew the pommel from the sword and throw it at them, then close swiftly. Skallagrim and Shadiversity did videos on this.

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So basically a javelin?

    • @jonathanfore7211
      @jonathanfore7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CyanH I’m a fencer and I’ve done this while messing around with friends. Wouldn’t suggest it 😂 it bounces back

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if you bring multiple sword is there a rule against that

    • @jonathanfore7211
      @jonathanfore7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      crazialex I mean. There’s a game called gladiator. You can “kill” people and they have to drop their weapon and go off to the side. Then you can get 2 weapons if you still have both arms. Other than that, you’d probably get kicked out of an official tournament for even carrying more than one onto the strip

  • @steeleish
    @steeleish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.

  • @mossmiller8050
    @mossmiller8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a woman you can see

    • @DrWoofOfficial
      @DrWoofOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hajidle and a professional

    • @tadadoterson6147
      @tadadoterson6147 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@hajidle mark is, in fact, a woman.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman

    • @dannystott4645
      @dannystott4645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@hajidle "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla

  • @sngmingis
    @sngmingis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Mark:I’m pretty good
    *immediately cuts to him dying on the silks*

  • @0zzkat
    @0zzkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I love the instructor! Her sense of humor plays so well with Mark's. She really amped up the comedy here.

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    *”I enjoy stabbing people”*
    Hang in there: *”These pants are very fragile”*

    • @ShadowLear3467
      @ShadowLear3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER!?

    • @hamaztheone
      @hamaztheone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      who is hang in there?

    • @infinite6163
      @infinite6163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh noes

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @XenonPrimeSBSV
      @XenonPrimeSBSV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would be surprised if a fence disliked stabbing people! :p

  • @kevalyn8586
    @kevalyn8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love this lady's attitude.
    Dude, you're gonna die... He's gonna be fine. You'll see him next week.
    He's not bleeding... yet. I mean not a all... ever.
    She actually said "Ruh-oh!" like Scooby Doo ( 9:04 )
    Don't mean to torture you on your first day of fencing... Yes.
    Its not swashbuckling like WHAAAA- WHAAAUH.
    Oh, jeez that's too bad.
    I love her! She's so funny and sarcastic.

  • @daughterofhalvor
    @daughterofhalvor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    This lady is my favorite teacher yet! She’s just so funny and really knows how to banter.

    • @iSuperdupaloveweed
      @iSuperdupaloveweed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, unless you have any experience with fencing. then you realize she's extremely sub par ._.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      she was being kinda flirty which creeped me out at first. but then I was like.... well it's Mark can you really blame her 😂

    • @daughterofhalvor
      @daughterofhalvor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokanaan Lol! My only trouble is that I have never flirted or been flirted too. So I just saw all of it as bantering. But if she was flirting than yeah, who could blame her?

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could you say what she did that was flirting? That swiped me completely

    • @uwuakaarf6249
      @uwuakaarf6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its fine your not bleeding yet...-at all or ever

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Mark: Not today!
    _Literally 2 seconds later_
    Mark: It's today!

  • @TigerSaphire56
    @TigerSaphire56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣

  • @nacuralover2593
    @nacuralover2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.

    • @rudra3354
      @rudra3354 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      U must be playing on Olympics or National levels?

  • @LOVES1CK_FOOL
    @LOVES1CK_FOOL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Fencing is a nice and limber sport"
    Mark:*continues to be stiff as hell*

  • @KarmaIsLily
    @KarmaIsLily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Mark: Should I look you in the eyes or look at your sword?
    Carla: Just close your eyes. _It’ll all be over soon._

    • @Generalneer4522
      @Generalneer4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that a reference to stranger things?

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tranquilez trust me stranger things didn’t come up with that 😂 people have been saying that far before stranger things existed

  • @jamethanjames1436
    @jamethanjames1436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Mark: The louder you are the faster you go.
    Me: If that was true then Jack would be The Flash.

    • @bunnykun5836
      @bunnykun5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Jack Design Jack is pure speed

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You all forgot,
      The perfect opportunity to say this.
      SPEEED IS KEY!!!

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me:(reads this and agrees)
      Also me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @brody_herman
      @brody_herman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack?

    • @potatotomato7025
      @potatotomato7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think its cool going back to videos from like 3-5 years ago and seeing some commenters pfp's changed to unus annus stuff.

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As a fencer myself, I can confirm she was a great instructor. Also, I liked her sense of humour.

  • @SakuraChi8
    @SakuraChi8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I like beating up on defenseless people"
    "uuhh......ok"

    • @Golden_Spud
      @Golden_Spud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂

    • @anthonymarcos9477
      @anthonymarcos9477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weird flex but ok

  • @loganparenteau-sugden7592
    @loganparenteau-sugden7592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Teacher: Hit me!
    Mark: *whimpers in fear*

    • @rainisage1659
      @rainisage1659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual
      *at least not for me*
      help

    • @kenns.3107
      @kenns.3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up

    • @burlyfoil1022
      @burlyfoil1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teacher: you can't

    • @jetzeron
      @jetzeron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.

  • @shaohongli8868
    @shaohongli8868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Mark:is every mistake foolish?
    ..........
    Lady:YES

  • @RebekahJae
    @RebekahJae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    She’s a fun instructor. Makes me wanna take lessons with her.

  • @blest7133
    @blest7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *1 week later*
    Sees blood splatters on the floor and walls, Mark on the floor crying and the instructor looking at the camera saying "I think he needs another week"

  • @passwordpanda
    @passwordpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Omg she's so hilarious and matches your humour and energy so well, Mark. What a perfect cohost for the show

    • @darthtyranus378
      @darthtyranus378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should do a let's play together

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or even playing an online virtual reality game competing against one another, that could be amazing.
      I also think she would love meme beats quite a bit, that seems perfect with her skillset, but she's certainly a well coordinated and dexterous person to be able to play any virtual game I feel, especially super hot vr.

  • @caitlynh210
    @caitlynh210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people*
    Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing*
    Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ

  • @THESHORTCAKE
    @THESHORTCAKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Markiplier, I’m a fencer and I see you have potential. Please continue to fence.

  • @bryankhair7520
    @bryankhair7520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Mark makes cool gaming video
    TH-cam:
    Mark makes really cool fencing video
    TH-cam:"#10 on gaming"

  • @jadamonk6988
    @jadamonk6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    Instructor review:
    Super friendly
    Knowledgeable
    Possibly a murderer
    Funny
    So..... 10/10

    • @subzer007o4
      @subzer007o4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Possibly a female Dexter ?

    • @GayBastich
      @GayBastich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Possibly?

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Casually hides in the roof to murder whoever she is teaching

    • @No-uc4ts
      @No-uc4ts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏👏

    • @duadtheknifeofdunnwall9725
      @duadtheknifeofdunnwall9725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100 % possibly a murderer

  • @knza4088
    @knza4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "I'm about to get stabbed."
    *Continues to play gunshots in the background*

    • @InfinitePlaysBr
      @InfinitePlaysBr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      10 Best Video Startings on The Story (Lmao XD)

    • @malavidra5157
      @malavidra5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Киza баш воли ногомет.

    • @fullcypress2232
      @fullcypress2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vietnam flashbacks

    • @antthecomic844
      @antthecomic844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parcore

    • @knza4088
      @knza4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malavidra5157 Indeed, yes.

  • @m3lod1an
    @m3lod1an 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how towards the end he's still trying to snark her and do his joke bravado but he just can't, he can't even catch his breath enough to finish his phrases. Mark's been matched, everyone

  • @hunni5713
    @hunni5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    7:02 I love how he _conveniently_ misses out pole dancing XD

    • @ryansalmon6411
      @ryansalmon6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that's the thing he's done the most

  • @siadubey
    @siadubey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    “I’m so limber... I did silk dancing last week so...”
    *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*

    • @tooded87thesecond48
      @tooded87thesecond48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sia Dubey "I'm about to get stabbed..."
      *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*

    • @KilurDragon
      @KilurDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It was Chica's birthday."
      *WAR FLASHBACKS*

    • @dusannovkovic5286
      @dusannovkovic5286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would love if mark does a video called : "How to Judo"

    • @HERO_DREAMER
      @HERO_DREAMER 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

  • @Jaynautic
    @Jaynautic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    i think this "Markiplier Learns" series might be the best series on TH-cam

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      eh, markiplier makes is better because ethan/tyler

    • @Schenta
      @Schenta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jaynautic I 100% agree

    • @SerpentineSaltern
      @SerpentineSaltern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      how about... Markiplier learns... feat. Ethan and Tyler

    • @DonnaLee4
      @DonnaLee4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You guys don't realise that it's actually called "Markiplier Tries" and also this is the continuation of the VAN VIDEOS....Barrel is back!!

    • @Benthenewbie414
      @Benthenewbie414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!!!!!

  • @pragon1173
    @pragon1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going

  • @imsyber
    @imsyber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Instructor: "I'll just hit you if you do something bad."
    Mark: "But ima do a lot wrong because I've never played before" Instructor: "Aw geez, that's too bad"

  • @awfulcreature3224
    @awfulcreature3224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    14:47
    "Okay, that sounds good in a creepy way"
    God her delivery is amazing XD she's so funny!

  • @Tandosdelarno
    @Tandosdelarno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Mark: fight me at full power please just so the people at home know what it's like.
    Carla: *MEGALOVAINIA AT FULL VOLUME*

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cringe

    • @august4476
      @august4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      O O no u

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You haven't seen her final form

    • @MartinFrostia
      @MartinFrostia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was only 10% of her real power

    • @zoenicoletv
      @zoenicoletv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can hear this comment

  • @pinkmoonjuice5158
    @pinkmoonjuice5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mark is a great student and she is a fantastically witty teacher. 😂 I'd watch all their classes or even the two of them playing video games together.
    Also
    "Just...destroy me."
    Pain tolerance Mark strikes again!

  • @oliviabroughton5367
    @oliviabroughton5367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    His Fencing trainer was hilarious! I laughed through almost the video because of her. ...That and that edit with Mark's butt sticking out. :p

  • @cry0n1c
    @cry0n1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    24:50
    Mark: I've got natural instincts
    Lady: *Stab*

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking at the comments and it was on the point
      The heavy is dead noise*

    • @rencedionson273
      @rencedionson273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SCP--gr3pd WHO KILLED THE HeAVY!

  • @imadorkandthisismypicturen1574
    @imadorkandthisismypicturen1574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Mark:Like you wouldn't stab me...
    Carla: Oh I'd love to
    😶😆

    • @aaronfangheart
      @aaronfangheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died when she said that I was like pl5dont stab my boi please

  • @jesssparks5929
    @jesssparks5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Me: *watching this in 2020*
    Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
    Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D

    • @spiritvdc5109
      @spiritvdc5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)

  • @RealGodskinDuo
    @RealGodskinDuo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    mark: What about that dummy
    the woman who loves stabbing people: oh that wont be as fun to stab as me as i can fight back

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She is right. Hitting a used thick mat every evening is not as entertaining as hitting a person who can squeal as you do it.

    • @bf2098
      @bf2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tyler6991
      @tyler6991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DZ LOL

  • @dew2334
    @dew2334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Mark you conquered horseback riding and fencing now combine the two and master jousting next.🤺🏇

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This. This is what we need.

    • @splinterwolf_
      @splinterwolf_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget aerial silk dancing

    • @centmain4538
      @centmain4538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be ebic!

    • @Thedude3rd
      @Thedude3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phenguin King What, you want him to do flips on the horse?!

    • @gooodmorningm345
      @gooodmorningm345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be cool to see him doing soccer ⚽️

  • @BrandiSisk
    @BrandiSisk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Instructor: don’t point it at someone’s unprotected face
    Mark:like you just did?
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @wormeater5145
      @wormeater5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "yes."

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: DOES IT STILL COUNT IF I'M POINTING IT AT THEIR NECK? ~says as removes the button that keeps the deadly part contained~

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mark: Im not a masochist.
    Also Mark: "You could stab me!"

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    “I was holding my bird. my bird is dead!”
    -Mark Fischbach 2019

    • @YumeHuski
      @YumeHuski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *whatever.works.01 ._.* reminds me of a book called *Of Mice and Men*

    • @ssjrose7383
      @ssjrose7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *whatever.works.01 ._.* I read This right when he said that 🤣

    • @YumeHuski
      @YumeHuski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jose Ramos xD

    • @DatRitzBoi
      @DatRitzBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just saw a dead bird...on the ground....oh.

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    21:43 “Can I just get my glasses. I wanna see death coming.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instruction unclear
      Get ads instead

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 time!!!!!

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamikaze6198 wait what that happened to me too lol

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kamikaze6198 bruh why were there *2* ad breaks

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bananasrotate7821 dems youtube want fems mone

  • @scarletandjuniperpineoak6424
    @scarletandjuniperpineoak6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Mark: I'm a natruly sweaty man
    Women: great that's nice to know
    😂

  • @neighborlytoad-3938
    @neighborlytoad-3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “this is what it means to go even further beyond!”
    but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao

    • @spiritvdc5109
      @spiritvdc5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)

    • @ledgendweaver
      @ledgendweaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spiritvdc5109 Yep.

  • @kibasorata5680
    @kibasorata5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "do you have any mental dissorder causing you stress?"
    Mark: "well....." -flashbacks to his rage games streams- "well i havent stabbed anyone"

  • @noahleazenby4621
    @noahleazenby4621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Mark: I did silk dancing earlier so I'm all good
    (Flashback): AHhhHHhhhHHhHhhHH

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hero2Gaming her face was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @TheChaosVariant
    @TheChaosVariant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    If you don't do a part two with her, I will be very sad. She is incredible!!
    Also, you should try figure skating.

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He'd probably die if he tried to skate lmao

    • @BannaYello
      @BannaYello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He totally should try figure skating, it’s totally possible to learn a few basic things in a short amount of tkme

    • @iremember7799
      @iremember7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prepare to cry

    • @supercrafter0154
      @supercrafter0154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Figure skating is probably going to end up like Ariel dancing.

    • @Sliceraid
      @Sliceraid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should try the other branches of fencing

  • @WHAL-E
    @WHAL-E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My childhood friend has done fencing since he was 5 years old. I’m 16, and he is 15. I’m not in fencing, but I’ve been to many of his practices and some of his tournaments. Watching this has been really funny.

  • @MixedCrayonz
    @MixedCrayonz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Carla: FENCE!
    Mark: *backs up drastically*

  • @iannemy
    @iannemy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I love how her voice sound so sarcastic and dark 😂

  • @spaceslugs1502
    @spaceslugs1502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Mark: I dont believe in water.
    Also Mark a week later: I'm StAn ThE wAtEr MaN.

  • @ProfessorMonstru
    @ProfessorMonstru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this woman and her sense of humor. She seems like such a good-natured person, perfect for an instructor! Looks like Mark had a lot of fun, too!

  • @beatorizmuusushi
    @beatorizmuusushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Carla: don't want to point the weapon to somebody who is not wearing a face protection mask
    Carla: *points at Mark*
    Mark: ...like you just did?
    Carla: *yes*

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    If you told me when I first saw one of Marks videos back in the good ol indie horror game days that he would be uploading videos of him fencing in 2019. I'd probably say
    Yeah that makes sense

  • @rshadows3650
    @rshadows3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I really wish Ethan would’ve responded and done this. 😂

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too. but Carla is such a wonderful teacher that this was a ton of fun to watch.
      This will build up Mark's skills at any rate, so he can confidently go up against Ethan! He'll need the confidence, because Ethan is a wiry guy who would be tricky to hit, no offense to him ^^.
      Tyler on the other hand, would be terrifying because of his reach.

  • @setscet
    @setscet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Notes about fencing for people watching this 4 years later who have never done it:
    1. It doesn't hurt. Maybe a tiny bit? adrenaline kicks in during a bout though. You'll get bruises but I promise it's barely noticeable unless you lunge into your opponent's blade too hard. Sabre stings a bit if they're really good, but it stings a lot if they're really bad (swinging with the whole arm is a disadvantage).
    2. Toe hits are not too uncommon in epee, but can be tricky to aim for (of course) and I think a lot of fencers like the idea of landing one to show off.
    3. Not sure but I don't think Carla was going at 100% at the end despite what she said.
    4. The other two types of fencing usually go a lot faster (foil might take longer overall because landing off target stops the bout), and sabre lets you hit with the edge!
    5. The swords are a bit bendy so you can flick it in such a way that it bends downwards and hits the top of the arm, shoulder, or even the back. I see this more in foil, but I could be wrong since I don't watch as much of it.

  • @mcthlady
    @mcthlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Everybody watching this video:
    "Aww poor soft boi I would never stab Mark :c"
    Warfstache:
    *e n j o y s*

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HNG yeah a _very_ friendly stabbing

  • @soldmysoultobangtan2631
    @soldmysoultobangtan2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Lmao the dynamic of you two together is killing me. I love her 😂😂

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.”
    -markimoo 2019

  • @TBKLumine
    @TBKLumine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I feel like she's been on youtube before. She definitely knows what to say.

  • @xgo4thegoldx396
    @xgo4thegoldx396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This instructor is hilarious. I would love to learn fencing with someone like this.

    • @kirstinjustus1043
      @kirstinjustus1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xGo4TheGoldx the one in my hometown kind of reminds me of her. he was a big russian sarcastic teddy bear and it was great

    • @andrewkwon8406
      @andrewkwon8406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah my instructor is just a crazy Russian. Yay.
      He’s a great coach

  • @tooded87thesecond48
    @tooded87thesecond48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    0:13 Mark : *"I'm about to get stabbed."*
    Silly Mark! We were all in middle school at some point!

  • @jodiac
    @jodiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    THIS LADY IS AMAZING I NEED MORE VIDEOS WITH THESE INSTRUCTORS

  • @MrLOLO-ft6mz
    @MrLOLO-ft6mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    21:22 "Just destroy me."
    - Not a masochist

  • @vanillaorchid7133
    @vanillaorchid7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Mark Wants To Know Every Single Sport.
    TH-cam: oK

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm still waiting for ballet with Dan & Phil.
      The comedic potential.
      The clumsiness.
      Or the surprising lack thereof.

  • @jaroodthefab5669
    @jaroodthefab5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Mark: "ow!"
    Instructor: "oh, it doesn't hurt." *stabs him 3 times*
    XD

    • @elijahnelson9069
      @elijahnelson9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this right as it happened😂

    • @charliewiltshire7517
      @charliewiltshire7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I do fencing and it really doesn’t hurt

    • @ich_bien_dumb5124
      @ich_bien_dumb5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@charliewiltshire7517 Yeah same, you just need to be careful because you can get bruises

    • @cyrilgigee4630
      @cyrilgigee4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      669th like.

  • @lanaurban5730
    @lanaurban5730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “When you stab someone, it’s relaxing.”

    • @rachellearthur4444
      @rachellearthur4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i do philipino weapons and there are fewer things more relaxing and satisfying that hitting someone in the face with a rubber knife

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lana Urban I mean, pretending that you’re kicking someone you’re mad at when you kick a soccer ball is relaxing and helps you kick harder, so...

    • @lilacamaris518
      @lilacamaris518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is.
      I stabbed a box a few months ago and it honestly felt great-

    • @shadowkeepr441
      @shadowkeepr441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel the most relaxed stabbing people with a pocket knife

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so satisfying to stab someone in fencing

  • @CooL_Dino13
    @CooL_Dino13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD