what the HELL is a "geometry dash"

First time playing Geometry Dash, a "rhythm game" that lets ANYONE unleash their creativity through their level editor! (it never goes well)
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[@parkervance3646]

I call this the “Team Fortress” Effect when a community goes so long without an update that they lose all brain cells after they finally get it

[@s_llyPiyd]

Just call it Brainrot
TF2 didn’t even get the Update properly😢

[@LawreAnimations]

What does TF2 even matters in this, we literally got a fancy update, seals, and a community gamemode made into the game.
Us TF2 players didn't lose our braincells when the updated came, we lost them during the dark era, where bots reigned supreme, updates were nowhere to be seen, and we had gay buff hot sexy gay burly hairy gay sexy hot gay men all over the place

[@DehydratedMoron]

who said that we’ve ever had any

[@lucasfelipe8349]

It's the same for the fans of the Batman Arkham games, the Reddit is...

[@09rokk]

Tick tock heavys like a brinks truck@@LawreAnimations

[@zhabiboss]

2.2 had like 8 times more lore than the entire game before it

[@heckinconcernedkitten61]

yeah 2.2 took like 6 years and 11 months wich is more then half of gds existence

[@zhabiboss]

@@heckinconcernedkitten61 wait it wasn’t 7-8 years?

[@zhabiboss]

Anyway it felt like 98

[@officalrandomguy]

@@zhabiboss 98 decades?

[@jeremiahgreen5632]

7 Years worth of lore, ngl quite an accomplishment

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

17:48 watching yahiamice lose his mind while having zero context to who guitarherostyles is hilarious

[@GLUBSCHI]

context: 2:39

[@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx]

​@@GLUBSCHIpedo bear?

[@LegendaryGMD]

ahh guitarherostyles the child predator who is one of the most popular youtuber

[@cesarcastle4614]

@@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx y e s

[@noyz-anything]

so another amoraltra

[@i_am_kaede]

1:09 This made me a lot happier than it should. Peak GD experience for new players.

[@Willio20000]

idek how he got that far first attempt

[@crossroadsbymbed]

he clicked 1 frame too early too lmao

[@theoriginalstarwalker3455]

I love how one of the first user created levels he played had a fucking congregation jumpscare

[@aydenthekirb1630]

Purgtoi

[@Dannyswarm]

No way you never played this game before…. This game has memes beyond your conception

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@Thatdartmonke-je4dz]

Dont tell aeon

[@noahbonecat4602]

Geometry Dash went from an iconic rage game to a fever dream real fast

[@HyperNova808]

Real slow*

[@czarinaflores3942]

Yeah only took 6 years

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Fever nightmare

[@Tallyho3]

I’m still raging but it is true

[@buzzlightyer2948]

gd is more than a rage game, it's quite skill-focused depending on the level you play

[@ItsSteveMC4437]

5:00 this is what happens when people play the game and wait for almost 7 years for an update and finally got it (also the update gave us way too many editing features)

[@petervamvakaries]

8:50 No way bro typed Chair and got exactly what he wanted 😭

[@Cheeseable69]

"I feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke."
Prescisely

[@PhantomChaos76]

One layer for each year.

[@Pixelusually]

Congregation jumpscare

[@someonewithayoutubeaccount6669]

Congregation Jumpscare

[@duftx]

Congregation jumpscare

[@Pixelusually]

@@duftx congregation jumpscare 2: rise of the demonlist

[@TheCreeperyXYZ]

Thank you Yamaha for playing Geometry Jump, the community sends you reddit gold as regards!

[@jaimeskoller]

yes

[@DumbMan_q]

i love yamaha

[@LeBornMajes]

Suzuki

[@nojusrupeikis1876]

​@@DumbMan_qyeah there moterbikes are good

[@fantasticanimations1269]

They sell the best pianos In the world

[@Anarqism]

14:01 holy shit that's whirows level

[@Funkianimal]

funni capybara man

[@SphereShapeGD]

0:54 “OH CRAP IT’S FLAPPY BIRD!”
UFO and theory of everything: allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@FireInTheHole69699]

Lmao

[@KhalidTheBeeKeeper]

2:38
fun fact: in gd cp stands for CREATOR POINTS, not THAT

[@feefington]

Very unfortunate coincidence

[@BentleyCreates]

bro thought it was child p-

[@killianjock5573]

@@BentleyCreates pancakes

[@Italica1]

It was just for goofs

[@Xenon_XTH]

​@@BentleyCreatesorn

[@firesteel7220]

I like how he went from dying to triple spikes to almost beating a hard demon

[@Speaxi.]

its actually rated insane demon as of now which makes it funnier lol

[@jinx_is_god]

LMAOO thats like from back on track to leyak

[@thesoftone]

bro had a SpaceUK moment😭💀

[@ErdemtugsC]

Almost 1 attempting setero madnes

[@Consumer_of_small_children]

how would he react to a quad spike

[@applistc]

19:02 epic cantaloupe moment🍈

[@caiohenriquesantiago3939]

🍈

[@Starlight-ue8jy]

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[@Croissant154]

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[@SagePeppino]

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[@maravreloaded]

17:56 For those who want context but aren't part of the Hispanic TH-cam community. GuitarHeroStyles is a youtuber dedicated to Geometry Dash.
And he was confirmed as a PÆD∅.
At the start of the level it says "are you 14?"

[@Benjamin59191]

Yeah, and the Spanish community claims that he is innocent

[@scaph_1909]

Pædø 😭 are you danish

[@luvv909]

brother there are other ways of censoring that word yk😭

[@ochometro3233]

@@Benjamin59191you smoked your ass

[@Pink_Tsun]

geometry = circle
circle = pizza
pizza = pizza tower.
My math is impenetrable.

[@Iyco.]

This guy is Albert Einstein

[@kiettrinhbt]

Omg it's Albert Einstein 😮

[@kingderper928]

I’ll penetrate your math

[@C-boss]

♾️iq

[@lolkin3k]

Omg it's the real Albert Einstein😮😮😮😮😮

[@ChiefRBL]

You can literally see psychologically how he gets desensitized overtime to the labotomy levels

[@worldx1091]

2:38 I suppose I can understand the confusion since you're new to the game, but CP doesn't stand for what you may initially believe. CP stands for Creator Points in Geometry Dash.
Creator Points can only get obtained if a level you made gets Rated (which means your level gives rewards for playing and completion). However, levels are only rated if they're fun and pretty enough, and the sole developer of the game, RobTop, personally rates it, which means CP are not easy to get, so the level "Like for free CP" is essentially the same as "press the like button so it turns blue": it's either a joke or troll level.
Either way, I find it funny you censored it, but I guess that makes sense lol

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

19:10 They have cantaloupe emotes in chat??

[@nathanpeterson5609]

It's a inside joke in the community from like a year ago

[@bruhlono]

To answer your question:
Geometry is the branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues.
And dash means to run or travel somewhere in a great hurry.
Hope this helps!

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

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[@DobleDDD]

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[@stupid12346]

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[@Dummy4881]

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[@unfunny5185]

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[@reinbew794]

I love seeing streamers I follow play a 2 dollar cube game for the first time

[@SomePolygonDonutEnjoyer]

Fun Fact: The level at 13:51 was made by Whirow

[@aaronnoesoriginal]

WHIROW MENTIONED‼️‼️

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

ohmagod

[@bedrocklolgame]

WERE OH LET'S GOOO

[@a-horse_real]

whirow mentioned holy crap

[@blake__vr171]

16:55 FIRE out of THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️

[@Vanz_berb]

WATER ON THE HILL🌊🌊🌊

[@mariaesquivel1805]

Yahiamice: OUT OF THE-

[@SqweegeeYT]

I don’t believe it.

[@thenewtriosguy]

"small ENEMY spider" vibes

[@X3m.Gaming]

geometry dash really is the game where you spend 1000 hours learning 10% of the editor and then you use that power to create 17:45

[@morgan04lacoste]

If anyone is wondering, the binary code at 0:35 translates to :
help yahi is holding me hostage in his basement

[@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank]

why did you spend enough time to translate that, and how long did it take

[@lolkin3k]

I agree with the person above me.
And why would you take so much time just to decipher THAT?

[@Tolekk1]

help yahi is trying to give me a lobotomy

[@morgan04lacoste]

@@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank @lolkin3k it only took me about 15 minutes, the most difficult part was to read accurately the numbers without loosing my track. The translation itself was just less than 5 seconds as I just copied and pasted the numbers into a translation tool

[@muffer62816]

i dont agree with the person above me
i would like to know

[@VankoGN]

7:00 They made Nameless Deity from Calamity: Wrath of the Gods in Geometry Dash?!?

[@thenewtriosguy]

and they turned it into fire in the hole

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

i love how he was more focused on playing lobotomy levels than actual good ones

[@Nothingistaken.]

fun fact: level "HOW" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it even more impressive

[@MisterTheRobot]

Facts, it was made 3 years before 2.2 is out, the level WHAT is made few months before 2.2 is out

[@zqurzero]

fun fact: level "WHAT" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it crazy impressive

[@Lifesstructure_]

When is ''why'' or ''when''

[@HyperNova808]

@@Lifesstructure_3.1 and 3.2

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

nor was WHAT

[@danubking_vietnam4627]

Turns out, leaving the community without an update for 7 years is a bad thing.

[@stoopid69421]

this is like batman arkham asylum levels of bad

[@007megaoof]

@@stoopid69421is he stupid

[@duvanr]

That was actually the best thing that could have happened to GD community

[@Zirtip]

I love how people come back to the game after not playing it for a while and all they see is lobotomy jokes and every other inside joke they don't get

[@kipzz4280]

Btw at 15:54 just to let you know Robtop made the game on his own.

[@GameOn--]

18:06 glad you enjoyed bonnies big present!

[@user-ms7zz5uy8c]

EASY:* FOLDING HANDS*

[@captheobbyist6434]

that lobotomy eye level was at first part referencing a level claled "ISpyWithMyLittleEye" and then there was a congregation jumpscare (basically level "congregation" has a really sudden drop so people started putting it as jumpscare)

[@Ayreas]

as someone with 7000 hours in the game this gameplay brings me so much pain but also makes me happy because its so nice that the game is growing even more because of 2.2

[@Lukas69421]

Whirow moment 13:51

[@IdioticGooberro]

no way someone noticed?????

[@Lukas69421]

@@IdioticGooberro I'm the one of a kind

[@SuperSomieStuff]

"Feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke" you are absolutely correct my friend (maybe that's for the best)

[@turmadogalego7963]

15:48
"fucking jetpack physics my balls"
-Yahi 12/01/2024

[@ANoobInvoid]

Play "what" by Spu7nix (17:12)

[@Normalface74]

This is the first time I have ever seen a beginner not die to the spike before the first ship
Edit: FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@heart_locket2]

fire in the hole @Normalface74

[@hello-lj2dt]

@@heart_locket2 the fire hole fire in the fire hole fire in

[@seitzgd]

I think Speed did that

[@Mmm---mmm]

Oh, you have autism? Congrats on saying it dude! It must be really different

[@janreiafrica]

Thank you Yah hi mice for playing Calamity in the middle of the video for us viewers. Truly one of the boss fights of all time

[@The_upgrater]

10:03 there's no freaking way that i appeared in a yahiamice video

[@NathanDoesThings]

4:33 sounds more like a turret tbh

[@devsus]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@SBA2_asma]

The sound of fire in the hole is so awesome 4:28

[@LawreAnimations]

I honestly expected him to normally play Geometry Dash, 10 seconds into the video and I remembered that 2.2 came out recently 💀

[@TARRSS]

3:46 That was scary af

[@GreenStuddedLemon]

Im pissing my pants at that congregation level

[@Not_SGM]

Samme

[@nathanpeterson5609]

Welcome to the classic congregation jumpscare

[@GDAccelerate]

how did it actually startle me lol

[@fogoquentee]

3:45 congregation jumpscare

[@czarinaflores3942]

Nothing like a streamer I’ve never heard of play my favorite 2$ cube game

[@thebestindentificator]

12:16 FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@DobleDDD]

This is what we get after 7 years.
And its amazing.

[@ziwuri]

based pfp

[@limethatphonecollector1289]

4:26 FIre InTHau🤖

[@sharkeyjude7042]

I recommend the levels “Slaughterhouse,” “Tidal Wave,” “VSC,” and “Avernus.” These are all good levels to start playing.

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

My favorite youtuber Jacksepticeye back at it with another banger video

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

​@ILoveSnortingIceIndeed

[@irfaniok]

sir this isn't jacksepticeye this is PewDiePie

[@Vinicup]

You mean markiplier

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

@@irfaniok nah it's jacksepticeye

[@samdrawingonflipaclip2585]

@@Vinicup incorrect

[@mwzngd1679]

finally someone who doesn't only play the main levels and actually does cool custom levels

[@bigboom2438]

The Main levels are a great introduction to what the community has to offer with their levels. If someone decides to play GD and doesn't make it to the user levels, then the game just isn't for them.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@fordy99xd]

10:34 def my favourite part with ur laughing and screeching lmfao

[@takoizu]

10:20 “seventy-seven seven? that’s my lucky day, baby! speaking of which.. seven, it’s my birthday! and … f**k you.”

[@Tekkozu]

Ya know how when you press start in super meat boy the dude screams: "SUUUPER MEAT BOOY!!!"
If i could i would mod it so 9:41 plays instead

[@bb8santos588]

16:44 That is a reference to Bloodbath,one of the hardest levels in GD, hope that was helpful

[@Gavblox]

Not even close to one of the hardest anymore

[@gooseinatuxedo]

not even in the top 200 lol

[@ratman1125]

People pretending like Bloodbath is not still insanely hard

[@Gavblox]

@@ratman1125 it is just not as hard as others

[@deadchannel9892]

@@ratman1125 its not as hard as some people make it to be anymore as way harder levels have been verified and stuff

[@BlueIce234]

17:41 Let me explain this level for you. Basically, a very popular Spanish gd TH-camr with 1 mil subs named guitar hero styles was exposed for some horrible stuff. So the joke (tienes catorce? Activa cam) was created.

[@okOne_]

#advysafe

[@jex-the-notebook-guy1002]

I feel like this was the funiest joke in the video

[@user-jd1mn3ur2j]

6:53 Philthetrain is a legend.

[@ziwuri]

3:53 you're exactly spot on😂

[@oryx845]

than you toyota yaris for playing the game i have 1500 hours on with no life
also 8:54 that is definitely a denipol level

[@Rainy_Rayne]

7:45 this is a Xeroc/Nameless deity if they did crack and played geometry dash every day

[@sjdh526]

That's What they do because they are on crack

[@vaguedestruction]

You chose the wrong time to start playing Geometry Dash. The age of Lobotomy has arisen.

[@Subflier]

I can't believe Yahiamice actually got a lobotomy for this video, the dedication is insane
Btw thanks for checking out my level!

[@ScorpionKING146]

7:10 it was at this moment, he knew…
He f-ed up

[@chos8761]

13:09 root beer

[@Dr._Geno]

love that 2.2 is your first time playing, the lack of updates made the comunity go insane, and then to have such a huge update, that insanity just got misplaced.

[@Yuki-ol7hf]

You know when there's that really popular thing that everyone knows about and you meet that ONE person who's never heard of it, and you're simply amazed by them?
It's the first time I've experienced this and it's wild!
PS: I'am also younger than Yahamice, not even im my twenties

[@SuperDZ555]

16:22 yo my level got into the video

[@elite_xpage1]

the fact yahamamouse managed to do half of music insanity in a few attempts is crazy, i loooove gd cologne.

[@josephbj6237]

10:09 what is sus_boyl saying 💀😭😭

[@RubyPiec]

ignoring all the fire in the holes, you were actually pretty good at stereo madness

[@girlwantsboy]

11:45 IS THAT PLANKTON????

[@hanifimary2456]

1:18 loosing his sanity 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Acupofwater_WAW]

As a member of the gd community, I can confirm that going 7 years without an update made everyone more stupid than osaka from azumanga daioh

[@obj_shaggy]

0:21 Thats more than two years.

[@improbablyfur]

pretty low actually

[@MelonChief]

722 days

[@watermeloncat57282]

it was made in 2020 no shit

[@oxanis]

@@watermeloncat57282 iy was made in 2013

[@Saturn_57]

I've been watching you since the M video, and playing GD for 3 years, and i never tought i would see this day come

[@heart_locket2]

same

[@Noor_iraqi563]

19:09 a truthly moment 🍈

[@astroturf7802]

what a nice cantaloupe
i love cantaloupe

[@hegeejay22studios]

🍈

[@ayuballena8217]

0:27 as a guy who always reads the TOS, TAS, TOP, CG and the FAQ, I am thankful

[@KOCMOC1332]

🤓

[@ayuballena8217]

@@KOCMOC1332 thanks

[@UmUs]

Please stay away from TikTok or any other brainrot content that messes with you attention span. 👍

[@ayuballena8217]

@@UmUs my 8GB can’t even get tiktok

[@isellcatnips]

Nameless Logo Deity 💀

[@limyking]

he should've started playing in 2.1, now with lobotomy levels he's gonna think this is the most ridiculous game ever

[@cocong4044]

"WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN?"
-famous last words

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

Awful video Yahiamice

[@cibles]

Yea yahiamice 👁️👄👁️

[@Tolekk1]

thanks

[@Fake_J]

This is why you can't 🍈 like him

[@YourBalls]

Imagine having only 5 likes lmao

[@EchoXD1433]

Womp Womp

[@ringdedede4197]

Yahiamice never fails to make us exhale air

[@stickmananimationsOG]

fun fact: CP means Creator Points, the rarest currency in the game.
how to get CP: Make a level so good that RobTop (game maker) rates it.

[@catpoisonlover]

It's not currency, It's a stat

[@stickmananimationsOG]

@@catpoisonlover same thing

[@_Shaddai_]

6:34 this is a boss from terraria calamity, is call xeroc litery god of the terraria, and you should play terraria calamity.

[@KOCMOC1332]

MORE LIKE EMPRESS OF LIGHT

[@Anarqism]

7:54

[@NikoX3]

Holy crap he actually played it this makes me so happy

[@SuperDZ555]

oh my god gd cologne is in the description 🧡✨

[@Sivves]

Man it sure must be a bloodbath playing a congregation of levels, I’ve been swept by a tidal wave of those!

[@johbo81]

This was basically my first experience with GD as well.

[@Zatlea33]

please do more of these its so funny to see someone not in the community experience these thingies LOL

[@kaloudis98]

Yahiamice never fails to make our toes wiggle

[@Lupaphobia]

ik,he is so kind😊❤/ j.

[@Gloves-T-Catzero]

Your Execution is in 3 days! :D
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)

[@VasoCubes]

0:11 perfect day to say that

[@DoctorBones1]

please play more of this lmao ALSO YOU WENT FROM NOT BEATING A SINGLE LEVEL TO ALMOST PASSING A HARD DEMON

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

10:29 WHAT THE HELL THAT'S *MY* LEVEL
HOW WHAT WHY HUH

[@Myoriaki]

ID?

[@dtsps]

BRO I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@mateochannel523]

so you are saying
"FaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaFiReFiErIfIrThFiReHoLe"

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

@@Myoriaki 98,555,205
you're welcome
(original reply got smited by yt moderation…)

[@henryr9346]

i need the original clip at 9:10 bro

[@OmegaManZero2]

Seems the geometry dash fellas are going through their "youtube poop" phase

[@viewing845]

0:06
I can confirm that after you beat the level you have to back track at 2 times the speed of before while a timer ticks down and when it reaches 0 robtop chases you

[@RapidLog]

I clicked faster than my dad leaving me

[@DeltaSGPGIV]

🐎

[@VlIlIIl]

🤰

[@PotaPort]

Same

[@Cosmogus_]

My dad is faster than your daf

[@PietroRoblox-nj1qj]

​@@Cosmogus_ nah my daf is faster 🐎🐎🐎🐎