[@Foxsxxy]

"ur ma wife, i deserve this"
- bite me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cludytears5037]

* *Nom* *

[@shame2189]

Hecc missus

[@ss-on3ll]

Marriage goals

[@luvbaecr1991]

Lol

[@madanihasan499]

@@ss-on3ll ni

[@taedelgado2959]

D-Did we just watch the beginning of an Adult Animal erotica?

[@ashutoshsingh6957]

Ohhh yeah. You did

[@lgitsx9665]

Did you like it?

[@AnonWitMilo]

666 Likes WTF

[@unparalleledinnocence]

I think we did..

[@sova1235]

That sounds like a name for a movie or anime

[@NoobGamer-up6gr]

well now we know where Hiro gets that “Ghegheghegegeh” laugh from

[@NoobGamer-up6gr]

Thanks for the likes by the way
Gheghgeehgehgehegege

[@orphenic]

i love this.

[@TXF-fb8ih]

I thought of Gajeel straight away

[@Official_dlux]

Is It FrOm "FrIeNdS"¿

[@toxiicluvsu2335]

Everyone laughing:
Facebook mom's:THIS IS EXPLICIT CONTENT REPORTED AND DEPORTED

[@realBOTRIP]

There is always this dog picture i see on the profiles how do you change the hat?

[@KickerTox]

@@realBOTRIP photoshop I guess?

[@purggatory]

@@realBOTRIP ur dumb right? photoshop and many other apps... cmon.
search on google or youtube.

[@fronniecoded]

Reported and deported

[@udoa9528]

U

[@yxtheweird1710]

I love that"Can't touch this" was playing everytime she sat down 😂

[@princess-nia]

yx the weird LMAO 😂

[@HeartOfPro]

I was the 911th like in this comment

[@flora889]

I was the 999th like in this comment

[@sathies4040]

I am 1000th like

[@sunnyvaleplantplays332]

@IM_A_POTATOGIRL im 1276++like

[@lustyargonianmaid4586]

Suki's butt spin is a sign of playfulness in shiba inus. She's just goofing around while Shiro is trying to git sum.
Shibes never stop with their quirky antics, you'll never be bored with a shiba inu doggo

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Your name checks out lul

[@enigmatic7164]

I get this reference

[@bunnydonutz8358]

When you said inus I thought u ment an as lol

[@erlingnesbakken9871]

Shiba anus

[@Emma-jy3mn]

My dachshund does the butt spin too 💀

[@Marc-pb7wz]

I thought teasing was only something humans did. Oh boy, was I wrong. I rofl'd hard xD

[@uraraka_1948]

XD

[@kumars7550]

All girls are alike. 😂😂😂

[@lindathetford3776]

At least you said it jokingly unlike some do lol

[@lindathetford3776]

@solaire of astora she dosent think of it that way tho

[@beesimone3073]

Marc Arenas I haven’t seen someone use rofl in years

[@STAY_hey_yeah]

I would feel highly uncomfortable recording this 😂😂😂 So cute tho...

[@mikewizz1895]

@ios Noggy lmao no

[@williegnelson2354]

@@mikewizz1895 dayum

[@greenscreenmanyt2525]

@KájaGamerTV how lol the person is tryna act like he sad to get subs and spamming sub to me is annoying

[@TamaoMizuki]

@KájaGamerTV
Technically it's everyone's business while it's on the internet

[@rog4566]

KájaGamerTV haha exposed

[@beybey1317]

*WHEN BAE KEEPS TEASING YOU WITH SMALL LICKS AN THROWING THAT THANG IN A CIRCLE BUT NOT GIVE YOU ANY*

[@pansexual6753]

That would be a prob with me 😤😫😫😏😂

[@diorsdomain]

Bey Bey *gotta do it by force then*

[@LittleDiddler69]

@@diorsdomain it think that's rape

[@DylanBegazo]

1:41 To protect male dignity, when girl teases, do not bite. If she cares about your dignity, she won't "dangle the carrot" like a bully to revel in your begging. That's when you know your dignity is safe.
Learn to detect when a girl "goes fishing for a bite" and do not bite. Simple.
Best example, when a bully holds something over your head that you want and laughs at you jumping for it or something. Like that.
Proper course of action is to not jump for the thing the bully is holding above you, instead walk away and find someone who won't bully you like that for that thing that you wanted.
Lesson: There's many types of teasing. The bad types are bullying. The good types don't threaten your dignity.
If you feel like the girl is "dangling a carrot over your head" then don't give her the pleasure, and for the love of yourself DO NOT BEG, just walk away~ simple.
As soon as you detect it, walk away. Find a lady that loves you so much she wouldn't dare bully you like that.
A lady that loves you so much she "opens up" like a delicious freshly cooked meal when she even detects that "your hungry"

[@edgymoji8260]

Naive4real bruh

[@Henloooooo]

"Want some help with dat?"
"I'm good with tralalas."
"Oh... mary mother of dawg"
Oh my god shiro 😂

[@mercymatteenahmasih]

Not forcing or anything but if you are a Believer then don't take the name of the Lord in vain

[@shiroiame.meomii]

@@mercymatteenahmasih 😐. As a christian. Please stop.

[@shiroiame.meomii]

@@mercymatteenahmasih you know they didnt mean it like that.

[@shiroiame.meomii]

@@mercymatteenahmasih and they might not believe in it.

[@KaiserTM-z5y]

@@mercymatteenahmasih as a christian shut the hell

[@HollywoodWhore17]

“I want bumbum”
- Shiro, 2019

[@jdm132]

Michella Malin - me, 2019

[@bogusmetz]

BumBum is markiplier’s in game name

[@DannyGamerXD48]

*I just found my senior quote.*

[@kk-ys2jd]

Me too baby

[@joojnoyt7902]

"Bumbum" is but in portuguese

[@sketchyskies8531]

Ok now to watch before TH-cam blocc

[@PuolenJeninPaska]

Don't worry
You can always find it on doggo-pron

[@oxytocinbug9263]

@@PuolenJeninPaska NO

[@kaikeunder]

Isabella Artful lmao

[@electrickpower1232]

@@PuolenJeninPaska NO

[@dienstaghd5815]

Just no

[@raimundokater2929]

I will remember that he promised that he will love the next potats

[@yogurLAPIZ]

All the women in thsi comments also will. XD

[@publius8945]

Andrew Yeah, I heard something about not letting them mate this season.

[@melxdiqdooms9533]

YES HOPEFULLY HE AINT BREAK THE PROMISE FROM HISE WAIFU AND PATATS

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@melxdiqdooms9533 shutap weeb lul

[@pastel_amy8973]

@@AndrewDinca96 Yea but i think when shes older

[@crazykirby8829]

Shiro: “pls lemme smash”
Suki: You mean dis?”
*smacks shiro in the face with fluffy butt*

[@aetherretrix2322]

Why is nobody talking about how "can't touch this" sounds whenever Shiro gets teased?

[@meinname5788]

Shadonight Galxrix there are People. Talking about it in the comments... Are You blind?

[@aetherretrix2322]

@@meinname5788 I AM blind in one eye. No, I probably didn't scroll enough to see those comments, you know that TH-cam keeps their comments randomized.

[@SMILE_Evil]

@@aetherretrix2322 there is one at the TOP

[@aetherretrix2322]

@@SMILE_Evil That's what you see.

[@shiroiame.meomii]

@101 i dont see it either 😐✌️

[@benturner4774]

Shiro trying to make more puppers when he hates them 😂

[@shama7428]

😜

[@chiminanime7032]

Mood tho 😂😂😂😂

[@amyahplaysanimaljamxd5071]

Lol

[@naughtyadventuresofmcbrouh5410]

He's a black kum and go father

[@Mzelfherself]

Your the dank uncle

[@foxnamedtoast7284]

*Suki used tail whip!*

[@katiobrien7854]

Suki: whip it, whip it, nay nay nay.

[@cien0172]

It was very effective

[@kyliedunell6496]

More like butt slap

[@impanickingrightnow7188]

*it didn’t effect shiro because tail whip is a special move that raises stats* :^)

[@thebrightstartt9294]

@@impanickingrightnow7188 It *lowers* defense cough cough...

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

I'm laughing so hard she kept hitting him with her butt and sitting back down lmao

[@sugarlemon5406]

@ILoveAss

[@MaesReverie]

@@sugarlemon5406 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍
‍ ‍

[@Admissive_]

.

[@razor8304]

@@MaesReverie

[@Kuroshuro_w]

?

[@pawelytaka.pawelit3188]

Let's be honest
Nobody searched this
And everybody watched it all to see the conclusion

[@susanclark8041]

Lol

[@Taty_Holding]

Yes that is correct XD

[@choikuenseetoh8451]

Wrong

[@ShootingHimDown]

Yes, I wasn't wrong to click to see a dog teasing her husbub

[@D.G.W.L]

I searched.

[@axtrea_ixc]

why is this allowed on youtube?
*this is literally dog pr0n*

[@TottenLovesDrawing]

How OwO

[@togahimiko9715]

Ū^Ū SHOOSH.

[@axtrea_ixc]

lmao why y'all so serious i was joking r/wooosh

[@rxsessummer6803]

😂😂😂😂

[@channelname4554]

Everyone who replied and said "owo" or "uwu" deserves eternal hell

[@petecalatayud3806]

“Mary mother of dawg” LMAO!! 🤣 😂 😭

[@zakenmaru8612]

I coughed when I saw that

[@yokohama3p937]

@@zakenmaru8612 You coughed from sea man?

[@Akhi_Iyad]

*I CLOSED MY PUPPY'S EYES WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO*

[@clorine3055]

I don't think dogs understand the meaning-

[@roxannethechickennugget369]

@@clorine3055 hahahahah lol

[@clorine3055]

@@roxannethechickennugget369?

[@roxannethechickennugget369]

@@clorine3055 hahahha

[@haruuuyes6844]

《Can A Girl Name Rocky Play Fortnite Sky》 ?

[@SebastienDrac]

Is no one going to talk about the "Can't touch this" that sounds in the back every time Suki teases Shiro? 😂 💙

[@christinaakman7791]

I was laughing so hard every time it came on that was one of the funniest things I've seen

[@Jenura01]

That was just too creative...

[@ViviennesComfort]

I hollered *out loud* as soon as I heard that- and I thought the vid was just fine without captions! I shoulda known The Hooman was gonna do it justice... 😆

[@janina873]

Hakuya Sotto Ah thanks for posting this comment - my sound was down low and I didn’t even hear it!

[@YesToTheVortex]

@@ViviennesComfort
Oliver Spielbork a.k.a. Hooman is super talented and creative. 😆

[@meekofox3802]

I love how she literally teases him by spinning and sitting! XD

[@LovecraftianFreak]

The way they looked at him when they realized they were being watched 😂😂😂

[@mrzbirthdaycakez1497]

Ha ha I love it she was teasing him love the MC Hammer 😂 can't touch this

[@Menaceblue3]

I thought it was "superfreak" by Rick James?

[@blacksosa6916]

@@Menaceblue3 😂😂🤦💀

[@andreamora867]

MORA ELIANA

[@cootpancake3222]

I feel like such a creep right now.

[@adam-xh1pk]

Just a piece of trash you are

[@adam-xh1pk]

Dash Dash indeed we are

[@FryGuysShit]

Same I saw this randomly and I was like hMmM wat did?

[@callacallaq]

i feel like a creep NOT U

[@verlostical5853]

OMG SOO CLOSE GET TO 666 Because that's something

[@mysticzone1148]

Love how Shiro's tail gradually started wagging more and more, and the little tip taps of their paws

[@talalove5835]

"he atacc
he protecc
but most importantly
he want som secc" KILLED ME

[@khasis1419]

Shiro: I will lob next potats
Suki: LIES

[@Pillzpop]

Shiro: Can I smash?
Suki: No . . . but I can Butt Smash!
Shiro: *Takes extra damage and gets confused*

[@DannyGamerXD48]

Morgan Hall
**5 Stars appears in the corner of your eyes and you hear police sirens**

[@codgamer9235]

666 likes

[@purpleshirtfish]

He protecc,
He thicc,
But most importantly, he got the L I C C

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

Lmao they stopped immediately when they saw you watching

[@noahpancakes6507]

Right? Crazy lol

[@yazzythecattyweirdo188]

*P R I V A C Y*

[@MamBeth]

Lmao the wife really said
“You wanna?...well you can’t 😌💅🏻”

[@scratfromiceage9474]

*something tells me that isn’t a normal video people see, I feel like such a freaking p e r v e r t.*

[@lailai4836]

((pokemon battle music))
SUKI uses *BUTT SPINNY!!*
It’s *SUPER EFFECTIVE!!*
SHIRO is STUNNED for 2 turns!!

[@juggernauwt]

This is the most rated-r thing I’ve seen on this channel

[@whippethacreem7299]

Shiro: Lemme smosh
Suki: No u almways turn ur emgine on our potats.
Shiro: *Sadness noises *

[@kellydesilva6733]

This whole thing is hilarious but when you said holy mother of dawg I lost it! I have to show this to my husband. He is going to laugh his butt off.

[@karami8844]

1:06 what a tease, that girly! ❤️☺️

[@inxe470]

She hits him with her butt and then immediately sits down? What a complete tease😂

[@dankpepe469]

LoL

[@metus0425]

Now this is video +18 hahahaha lmao

[@MajesticGames]

XD

[@metus0425]

@Filippo Corsi yea so ?

[@user-fh4iw1cc6w]

@@metus0425 ur mum

[@metus0425]

@@user-fh4iw1cc6w ya trying to be funny or what because I don't understand why you write this comment.

[@metus0425]

@@grapesoda27914 really funny joke

[@Leopoldshark]

Shiro: lemme smash
Suki: you have comdom?
Shiro: yos
Suki: really?
Shiro: nu

[@Godsecution]

get out...

[@AydenDgr8]

Delete this comment

[@Godsecution]

@Ninja Eldra your not a boss of me😎😎

[@AydenDgr8]

I never wanted to be

[@Godsecution]

wait who are you talking to btw

[@Raphie009]

The music cutting off as soon as Suki sits is comedic gold.

[@mr.roblox7392]

woaaaah this dog so cute

[@brittaniereynolds2180]

Queen Suki uses Tease Attack
(seductively sways butt in King Emgine Boi Shiro's face)
King Emgine Boi Shiro: takes heavy damage
It super effective 😆😆🐕🐕!!!!

[@jeremiahbooth423]

King Emgine Boi Shiro is now charmed

[@seansandersjr.4231]

*effectib

[@zandratucay9972]

I thought in the thumbnail that the wife was gonna poop😂

[@dngl.]

SAME

[@maxthechiweenie1220]

Yep

[@kurtpanganiban8943]

Me too

[@betzyavelar948]

😂😂😂😂😂😂XD same.

[@trenace2664]

Same

[@MamaLauren523]

Now we know where the term horn dog comes from🤣
I think Suki figured out where potats come from and she's ready for a break from that! Poor Shiro though 😉

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Hilarious.

[@Grey-sy1qk]

It's actually pretty normal. It's the subtitles that make it weird.

[@reinermarquez8870]

The sadness in Shiros face in the end is hilarious.

[@kayalvizhisivaprakasam9778]

Why don't you give them some privacy 😂😂 hooman 😅

[@a_flower]

Because they can't make more puppers, hooman gotta be on alert until they either fix Shiro or think of something else.

[@ahd1092]

ɹǝʍolɟ ɐ fix shiro?

[@th30d0raC]

Shiro: just once plz
Suki: how about no?
😂😂😂😂

[@richnlit9525]

Bruh the way he progressively wagged his tail more and more this is too real

[@Viteek20cz]

Suki unlocked her special ability: "Butt smack"

[@Indiegirl007]

Did I just watch a dog give another dog oral?
Officially uncomfortable.

[@bataabataa9160]

Dog: oh hoomans watching this?
Me: I am such a weirdooo

[@cwong5643]

The waiting was so worth it. Love the well placed captions, haha!

[@whyger7259]

That moment that shiro shakes his tail because Suki did some.. Lick job

[@meliodas8744]

Uh oh

[@lynxfang3352]

This was adorably funny. I feel like this is a sign of things to come for most men.
Cue Donna and Eric!
Eric: How 'bout now?
Donna: No.
Eric: Ok. ....How about now?
Donna: No.
Eric:...Now?
Donna: Yes.
Eric: Really?
Donna: No.

[@bangchan9600]

The captions fit perfectly

[@abrarshaikh8088]

Shiro--Mary mother of dawg😂😂😝😝lusty desperate Shiro, Suki enjoying the foreplay😂and not giving what Shiro wants.

[@ChrisDanceMusic]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He want to empty that sacc

[@luvr1won]

ChrisDanceMusic i literally choked on my chicken wing

[@katiobrien7854]

Ok. This was the best of them all!!

[@arnabseth7800]

She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
She blow... Oh wait, this is not right.

[@SmilesAllAroundProductions]

She hit with bacc.
You're welcome

[@fib621]

Job

[@chrish8584]

SHE BLOWS WITH MAC

[@ElectriX-nv6dh]

Suki: want dis
Shiro: hecc ya
Suki: can’t touch this 😎
Shiro: pretty pls

[@mysteriousxavocado]

Shiro: finessed
Suki: smart
Hotel:Trivag-
Shut down
And i oop-

[@johnsoler1920]

It's all fun and innocence until "Mary mother of dawg" and "doggo pron" comes out

[@professorkirby9079]

He atacc
He protecc
But most importantly
He want to hit it from the bacc

[@loeystemmet2003]

Suki uses bum bum smack.
Very effective.
Shiro -9999 chance of smashing.

[@idiotter_]

.............."doggo-pron"
*some minutes of silence for me who died laughing

[@mpuppie]

*my doggo taking a sneak peek of what I'm watching *
"Ya sure u wanna see?"
Doggo:hmm... Yes-
*MY VIRGIN EYES*

[@noxamonster]

I never thought true love existed after I saw my shiba inu trying to *eat her bfs head*
*her bf is my cat*

[@seansandersjr.4231]

Suki, master of seductiom, on how she excites her hubby Shiro:
I like to first give some m&mlerms and than give him a wiff of the bacc snacc.

[@iashjacob]

Shiro wants to have SECC so badd 😂 then he regret the same

[@itsjustkennaye]

Can't touch this, *YEET, Shiba sits down* Other Shiba:*Stop jokin meeeeee!*

[@scrollingiswhatido0.o845]

😂😂hahaha what is this what is this...what am I watching I thought only humans did this😂boy was I wrong😂. This female dawg is killing with all her teasing😂😂she turns and then sits down

[@jiminplsletmehit7620]

Shiro promising to ( Pay Child Support and ) be there for the next litter of potatz in exchange for smash lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alishibe6017]

Shiro: gimme smash
Suki: ‘Hits him in the face with her butt’
Shiro: REEEEEEE

[@juanenergy1510]

“Mary mother of dawg”🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying😭💀💀💀💀

[@tranquility9325]

Lmaoooooo

[@king_911]

After quarantined session teacher be like
Teacher:What did u do during your quarantine session
Me:I saw 2 dogs teasing each other bcuz they r hornii
😂😂

[@bourisb24yearsago11]

... smh

[@jojo_samarblx5091]

Your dogs when you leave for 1 minute:

[@baseballmadness6204]

Shiro: I want bum bum-
*SUKI SMASHES THE COMPETITION*

[@user-bw4cl2dt4n]

Me: i only watch vids w/ meanings
Also me: *DOGGO PRONO*

[@dominiquelewis2089]

I never laughed so hard! 😂 She was definitely teasing him! 😂

[@lynnf2799]

Suki is le Queen of the booty slap - she gets Shiro good, multiple times! 🤣

[@axelf9947]

I feel like I just saw something I wasn’t supposed to see

[@ilikecheese8082]

Female shiba:*slaps Male shiba with butt then hides it*
Male:BOI WHY

[@WhiteSwanLuver]

Female: Suki
Male: Shiro

[@peachydel1693]

*oh god what did I just watch 😂😂*

[@chrise.321]

Yay captions! I'm so excited to watch this one! Thanks for doing 2 videos. 😀🥰

[@marshmallowbiscuit4553]

She really teasing him oml XD

[@pker3293]

lol my human instincts tell me to not go into uncharted territories.
Some places need to be kept undiscovered 😂😂😂

[@sunshinerlollipop7328]

When they realized the hooman was recording😂😂

[@gioovannabp]

IM CRACKING UP WITH THIS OMFG 💀💀💀 I love Suki

[@julianasanders6958]

He lost the loving feeling when he realized he was on camera

[@janae8119]

Shiro: hooman watching this?
Suki: yup
Back to shiro: oh God dis embarrassing

[@perdyy.5179]

He attac
He protecc
But most importantly
HE WANT SECC

[@jnntthwlfvalndr3600]

Suki: NOT TODAY! NAAAAAAAT TODAY SHIRO! WE HAVE ENOUGH KIDS!

[@aquamarinaelryn4159]

She protecc
She atacc
But most of all
She do a heccin tease

[@MistaFreeman1]

See, Shiro needs to play some R. Kelly.... a little bump and grind solves everything.

[@scottbock9197]

Throw on some Cookie and she'll be having more potats.

[@Gyarren]

It sure didn't help R. Kelly...

[@hikarivloggin2740]

Suki is always teasing Shiro wit bum bum

[@xXxRican4LifexXx]

Omg the way Suki whacks Shiro with her booty is hilarious!! These dogs are gorgeous and I love watching your videos.

[@lulzimdremia7833]

lul