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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

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    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would you consider running for New York Governor Timmy D?

    • @danmayberry6717
      @danmayberry6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I'm fucking broke Tim! But keep those chubby cheeks moving and let that man gravy keep flowing.

    • @hustler3of4culture3
      @hustler3of4culture3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN.
      You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.

    • @Yoyotwilight
      @Yoyotwilight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes and yes!!!

    • @caseyjones5145
      @caseyjones5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim looks like the 3rd oldest trump

  • @bencolling4960
    @bencolling4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I’d take out a student loan for “9/11: A Closer Look”

    • @bowlingbbabe
      @bowlingbbabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      With Mr Dillon

    • @CitizensofRev
      @CitizensofRev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol watch my video I added pictures to that clip

    • @agent_ninety9
      @agent_ninety9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same😂😂

    • @andrewd5135
      @andrewd5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Should be taught by Professor Alex Jones

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahahaha

  • @victorhernandez1857
    @victorhernandez1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    All the dislikes are from school teachers on summer vacation.

    • @trellumplates9134
      @trellumplates9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Defund all schools

    • @travistravinyle4207
      @travistravinyle4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wE dOnT gEt tHe sUmMeR oFf!!!

    • @ThaDentMan
      @ThaDentMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All kidding aside, teachers in New Jersey have to return to work with a living will, pretty scary.

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah it’s suppose to be scary, all this is is just fearmongering, the only question is if your dumb enough to buy into it.

    • @harrisonmitchell4159
      @harrisonmitchell4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I figured it was his roommate's bot accounts.

  • @fernandoviacava4796
    @fernandoviacava4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Tim out here looking like Macaulay Culkin started selling subprime mortgages after Home Alone

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *After Home Alone and a 10 year love affair with BBQ Chicken Pizza

    • @MrMando
      @MrMando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@astuteandy bbq chicken pizza and Micheal Jackson, The diet of only the finest blue collar crimbos

    • @joeybrisk1869
      @joeybrisk1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😱

    • @Wandering_Chemist
      @Wandering_Chemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andy Spann more like after a 10 year love affair with pain pills 💊 💊 💊

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.

  • @86aevers
    @86aevers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      you'll be in a brand new stunning estate in no time

    • @invisibot6602
      @invisibot6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Obvious troll. Theres no way south Chicago has schools.

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're a great teacher my friend

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking of teaching a quiche cooking class. There's nothing quite like a nice baked quiche

    • @zackflora6165
      @zackflora6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just took Real greaseball shit 101. Learned a lot!

  • @gp2860
    @gp2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont dew eht! makes everything worse..trust me ....I know 😔😀

    • @combustiblelemons9346
      @combustiblelemons9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do some h, have a good time etc it's the end sooner or later. Life in the big city indeed.

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do enough drugs and that dollar general becomes a Stunning Estate

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which Dollar General? Asking for a friend.

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

  • @dilaudid74
    @dilaudid74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Ben looks like a Russian professional chess player from the 80s.

    • @colbydonnelly6515
      @colbydonnelly6515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Genuinely the funniest most on point comment ever. This deserves way more attention

    • @zanepbone
      @zanepbone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfectly accurate comment.

    • @ocoutdoors2355
      @ocoutdoors2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that’s true

    • @ItsFairyNecessary
      @ItsFairyNecessary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very specific 😂

    • @trfrecs6597
      @trfrecs6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the Bass player from. All them Witches, honestly thought it was him at first

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Ben, blink if your ankles are chained to the bottom of the table. We WILL find you!

    • @briang9386
      @briang9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We never will he uses a vpn 🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️😂

    • @dvu2203
      @dvu2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      #FreeBen

    • @XxRestlessGamerxX
      @XxRestlessGamerxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@briang9386
      Yeah, wait till a joint operations force breaks the doors down in a shed on easter island only to find that it was a front.

    • @Krash845
      @Krash845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Q Anon folks will tunnel underground to free Ben

    • @AngstyAsHell
      @AngstyAsHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ben, if you see this wear a yellow shirt next video.

  • @izzyakueriasu6115
    @izzyakueriasu6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Tim looks like he took an entire rotisserie chicken to the dome and then used his hair as a napkin....
    ..but hey, that's just life in the big city.

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro i just lost it lmao. This was great.

  • @absolutesw4gger356
    @absolutesw4gger356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Lol Tim’s ad reads are funnier than other comedians entire podcasts

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly. This and tiger belly i actually laugh at or at least entertaining.

    • @CitizensofRev
      @CitizensofRev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch my new video with Tim dullob

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Tripolis are fire too

    • @yungkong4030
      @yungkong4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially the bluechew ones

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill burr were...

  • @demonic.lionfish
    @demonic.lionfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "the six women who listen to this show"
    I feel seen, thanks Tim

    • @Helloomadison
      @Helloomadison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was the 6th like on this comment, now we’re all accounted for 😂

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait... Women listen to this? Why?

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jsp7218 Because he's funny, dummy.

    • @akeithing1841
      @akeithing1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Might as well have a chaser with A Keithing...?

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not sure what it says about us, but I look forward to this every week for a while now. Maybe we can meet up once the apocalypse really kicks off. ✌️

  • @Crizzy2swaqq
    @Crizzy2swaqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    9/11: A Closer Look. Yeah I needed that class Mr. Dillon

    • @mattheffner6831
      @mattheffner6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where do i sign up

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?

  • @maxhalpert
    @maxhalpert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I need a "Yes or Yes" shirt ASAP

    • @Wiggles_vs._snuggles
      @Wiggles_vs._snuggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a shit saying "don't. " shout out to schitts creek. Gizzle didn't kill herself

    • @elliotjoseph9654
      @elliotjoseph9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Second this motion

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tim's gonna make one with a bullet hole in it to save you the effort.

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You open the packaging it has the smell of tear gas.

    • @catfunt5744
      @catfunt5744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i hate when girls check me out so this is going to make them scared, or horny, you never know

  • @plumber1192
    @plumber1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Ellen used to beat me with a rolled up news paper if I she didnt like what I wore to a taping

  • @fascisthippy9307
    @fascisthippy9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Ben frantically scrabbling to find the right info so Tim doesnt yell at him was intense.

    • @NeoAmericanRealism
      @NeoAmericanRealism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just needs to understand that’s it’s not a game 🙃 if anything he needs to vape more

    • @micric217
      @micric217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How nervous is Ben when he's like, I can't find any that don't have the US as #1. 😂

    • @subculturevulturepodcast2184
      @subculturevulturepodcast2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tim basically treats Ben publicly like everyone thinks joe treats Jamie off camera

    • @UsernamerAlreadyTakn
      @UsernamerAlreadyTakn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @philipebanks2125
      @philipebanks2125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0:00

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Tim and his producer can't even figure out the stats on American education because they are themselves the product of that system

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad!!!

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nick so tragic. I rely on comics for accurate government data as well. Shame on them.

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skdewolf7606 Go make me a sandwich 🥪

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @angrykulla Extra pickles please

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick look on your porch 😉

  • @WeAllWumbo
    @WeAllWumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Not surprised Tim went to Trinity, the public school of Catholic schools.

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂ok that makes more sense now, did you go there too?

    • @WeAllWumbo
      @WeAllWumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jordan Escorcio no I went to a real Catholic school unfortunately

    • @parttimeposter1998
      @parttimeposter1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he still didn’t get molested? What a loser.

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WeAllWumbo lol

    • @puddum
      @puddum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WeAllWumbo you went to Chaminade didn't you?

  • @RyanHillerPoker
    @RyanHillerPoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Tim Dillon really out here solidifying himself as the funniest person on the planet.

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I have TDS.
    Tim Dependency Syndrome

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Join his Patreon if you haven’t already

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogzer
      I'm only a Skull n Bones 😟

    • @Marlboro-lights1
      @Marlboro-lights1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I'm sure trump derangement syndrome as well

  • @etanafeya7219
    @etanafeya7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    A teacher here 👋 didn't realize I was going to get roasted today 😂😂😂 I consider it a privilege to be roasted by Tim!

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The hair is greasy. And I'm tuned in.

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Turned On*

    • @knots9119
      @knots9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its called 2 day body gel

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tim looking like a Chris Farley Gavin Newsom hybrid.
      The keto kid looking good.

    • @earnedkarma3180
      @earnedkarma3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s not grease, It’s lube..... keep your facts as straight as Timmy D

    • @gunshow86de
      @gunshow86de 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grease is keto.

  • @sigmacentauri6191
    @sigmacentauri6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    911 a closer look with Mr. Dillon. That’s a class I wanna sign up for right away.

  • @gnome_farmer
    @gnome_farmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love the teacher bashing. I had mostly bad teachers.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      School system is a nightmare

    • @mikeb1040
      @mikeb1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they suck

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything about school is shit

    • @Feltonmeiser
      @Feltonmeiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they were mostly bad, it may be you

    • @gnome_farmer
      @gnome_farmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Feltonmeiser Blame a child for the teachers ineptitude.

  • @lizsharp1373
    @lizsharp1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Uploaded right on my birthday. Greatest gift I could've asked for.

    • @ChrisAngelFather
      @ChrisAngelFather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy birthday 🎂🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎈🎈🎂🎁💐🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉🎂🎆🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎈🎁🎉🎂🎂🎉💐🎉🎁

    • @Trompudos
      @Trompudos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Birthday!

    • @eugenegreen2285
      @eugenegreen2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better than Brendan Schaub jumping out of a birthday cake?

    • @neilcampbell8499
      @neilcampbell8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy birthday x

    • @lizsharp1373
      @lizsharp1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank y'all for the bday wishes💖

  • @rainbowvhs692
    @rainbowvhs692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I look forward to growing old with these two distinguished gentlemen

    • @neilcampbell8499
      @neilcampbell8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'll probably not get to grow old, oh well :)

    • @enough_is_enough5131
      @enough_is_enough5131 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment did not age well

    • @rainbowvhs692
      @rainbowvhs692 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enough_is_enough5131 oh shit what happened

    • @MOTM1234
      @MOTM1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim had sex with Ben’s wife

  • @craenate
    @craenate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Tims starting to look like Al Capone in the early stages of VD

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or Val kilmer after Batman.

    • @wdghk
      @wdghk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, go easy on Tim. He's the hero this world needs.
      I did laugh when I read the comment.🤣

    • @twintalk2943
      @twintalk2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Sue TBS for the 4 dollars they’re worth Tim.

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT.
      I'll front the cigs to make it happen

    • @jasoninthehood9726
      @jasoninthehood9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy Spann is that better or worse than TruTV with 24/7 Impractical Jokers marathons and seven different tow truck reality shows?

    • @astuteandy
      @astuteandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market.
      I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

  • @DecentWorksMedia
    @DecentWorksMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Finally a sexy and competent podcast engineer to rival young Jamie.

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Slow down, Ben is one episode from being thrown in a tent on Skid Row.

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It took him ten minutes to find phony education statistics lmfao

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And that’s why we love him
      We never hear Jamie’s laughter booming hard in the background

    • @bgillett72
      @bgillett72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Competent?

    • @ronhitler-barassi2624
      @ronhitler-barassi2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dogzer Because Rogan's never said anything funny

  • @johntavers6878
    @johntavers6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm a teacher and I admit, it's pretty great making 60k for only 8 months of work, and only few hours each day at that. You'll never hear me complain.

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No no he said pedo... nevermind 😏

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jp man 😅🤙

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank you for being honest. Iam sure the fresh new young tail every year is a bonus, Right!

    • @matthewlewallen7849
      @matthewlewallen7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AK 4o hey guy, are you ok?

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewlewallen7849 up for debate

  • @shupashark
    @shupashark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ben killed it with the auto-tune! Do you agree, yes or yes?

    • @aw5537
      @aw5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      my new ringtone

  • @ShelbyMayes
    @ShelbyMayes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Literally rhinestoning a cup when he says only 6 women are listening and we are crafty. 💀 deceased

    • @max725power
      @max725power 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been doing extensive research about dyeing a synthetic wig.

    • @ShelbyMayes
      @ShelbyMayes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aleva from Rochester get one from amazon! Super cheap!

  • @MH-ds8cb
    @MH-ds8cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I’m a middle school teacher and I’m already dying laughing 4 minutes in...

    • @here7036
      @here7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You are a hot middle school teacher with enough screws loose to love our fearless jester. When can we expect to see you in the New York Post?

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh shit your literally the inspiration for all the boys first beat off sessions 😂

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're* before someone corrects me lol

    • @hecdizzle70
      @hecdizzle70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@here7036 yes or yes?

    • @MH-ds8cb
      @MH-ds8cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hecdizzle70 lmao I appreciate that correction (I’m an English teacher) ☺️

  • @dylanwoodbury
    @dylanwoodbury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tim Dillon is even funnier when he looks sweaty

    • @turbomunch
      @turbomunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      all the time then

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I know you can't make jokes but at least try to understand them when they happen" SAVAGE!

  • @PT-tv9my
    @PT-tv9my 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The tim dillon show is the only show i actually look forward to every week

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. may i suggest Issues with Andy on yt and doug standhope @ dougstanhope. flesh it out tues and fri. saves me

    • @PT-tv9my
      @PT-tv9my 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kidsister316 thanks ill check it out

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like!
      i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:)
      they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope
      i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())

    • @blueandyellow131
      @blueandyellow131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out flagrant 2 🤝

  • @johnv3788
    @johnv3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I appreciate that Tim gave Jeffrey Dahmer a job as his producer/computer guy.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah if you rearrange the letters of Ben you get Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s not even trying to hide it.

  • @jimmybacas8003
    @jimmybacas8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Fun Fact: Tim is the last living Jerky Boy

    • @mikedavis3634
      @mikedavis3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Boys are dead?

    • @brettweir9050
      @brettweir9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brett Weir here, the boys unfortunately are still here and doing well.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brettweir9050 still working at super across the way

    • @BurntToast422
      @BurntToast422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Brennan is on cameo.

    • @kylelaughinghouse1893
      @kylelaughinghouse1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jeff B old enough fire to fire my old lady off roof onto the roof of my truck I'm silly like that,cupcake

  • @swagman8990
    @swagman8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Real knife fight out here

    • @briang9386
      @briang9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life in the big city

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.

  • @MichaelWorley
    @MichaelWorley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    YES OR YES?!?

  • @mikejgebhart145
    @mikejgebhart145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Totally lost it at the “i’m sad” tik tok song

  • @Ezra_303
    @Ezra_303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Don’t ever go against the family Fredo”

    • @eshagcom3742
      @eshagcom3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 🤣 thank you

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      10th planet Denver. Shout out. Funny to see someone here

  • @DrJuice1
    @DrJuice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.

  • @cameronbost7100
    @cameronbost7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    oh damn daddy got the slick back hair

  • @Tomdawg89
    @Tomdawg89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wet Hair Tim Dillon has more of that manic Chris Farley coke energy.

    • @ljcomments886
      @ljcomments886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should go wet hair next time he is on JRE and do some proper rants!

  • @chevster23
    @chevster23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    With that hair. I never realized Timmy boy was the superman we needed all along

    • @JFox337
      @JFox337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All he needs now is the spandex costume and a wheelchair

  • @keevancrawford6708
    @keevancrawford6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The good teachers are silent. Lol

  • @AngstyAsHell
    @AngstyAsHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cultural appropriation stuff never made sense to me. Within reason and if someone is celebrating that culture with respect then why do people get offended? Oh well thats life in the big city i guess

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim is dressed sharp like a best buy employee expecting the regional manager to drop by any minute.

  • @tomk37
    @tomk37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That reporter was AUSTRALIAN Tim Dillon is cancelled

  • @DeShawnaldTrump
    @DeShawnaldTrump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tim Dillon 2024

  • @andrewhayes5130
    @andrewhayes5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This one was an all-timer. When the Keto Kid takes aim, he don't miss.

  • @leonmardirossian7342
    @leonmardirossian7342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tim dillon is a national treasure

  • @APR944
    @APR944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “And then I make dolls of hair and their faces are nail clippings... and then the red lips I get like blood to make like kissy face lips”.

  • @TheNumberTwelve
    @TheNumberTwelve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ben looks like a 45 year old 20 year old

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?

  • @jmedlin81
    @jmedlin81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tim I hate it when you interrupt your two advertisements with segments of show.
    Otherwise, I find your program acceptable.

  • @garymericano
    @garymericano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You've got Fredo's brother's name wrong.... It's Governor Covidmountain Nipplerings Jr

  • @DREWSLENS
    @DREWSLENS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Am I the only one who buys with Tim's promo codes just to picture the marketing departments question life?!? 😌😅

  • @detrockcity3
    @detrockcity3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15
    Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America- falling apart

    • @fadedcharacter8481
      @fadedcharacter8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.

    • @nattyrf511
      @nattyrf511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was 1989
      Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year.
      I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid.
      Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.

    • @detrockcity3
      @detrockcity3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nattyrf511 yeah, it's absurd.

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim with the good hair!!!

  • @maffef4089
    @maffef4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He's currently in my HUMBLE OPINION one of the most interesting controversial modern comedian!

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's interesting I think of him as an older generation style more than anything, maybe 80's ish. am I right? Yes or Yes!?

  • @luisrivera2304
    @luisrivera2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The slick back hair makes you look a lot like Chris Farley.

    • @gp2860
      @gp2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except you also mean Rush Limbaugh

    • @Phernaldo
      @Phernaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gp2860 El Rushbo

  • @MrTsha24
    @MrTsha24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Vote Luis j Gomez

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who else just did a line of coke!!?? 🤧

  • @UpgradeOTL
    @UpgradeOTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    All my teachers were racist af I was in deep Virginia tho 😂 ps : wasn’t fun I’m black

    • @dj-qm2or
      @dj-qm2or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of nerd teachers that were prejudice against cool compassionate kids.

    • @kaogoogle1031
      @kaogoogle1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't polish a turd

  • @shmoo1000
    @shmoo1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Got wine on ice in my BK cup, ready for the weekly black pilling

    • @towersofgiza
      @towersofgiza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Life in the big city!"

  • @meggyeggy2cute
    @meggyeggy2cute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What is bens @?? I’m trying to get lucky

  • @00maharum00ma
    @00maharum00ma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We're in deep trouble as a nation.

  • @Hilder78
    @Hilder78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".

    • @YoungSantasGroupie
      @YoungSantasGroupie ปีที่แล้ว

      This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.

  • @roymakescomics
    @roymakescomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video has one dislike before anyone has had time to watch the full broadcast.. it's some salty old broad teaching kids on Long Island like, "I remember this little creampuff."

  • @Sallyandash
    @Sallyandash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should
    all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kids learn more watching Tim Dillon show than what they’ll ever learn at school

  • @karnliberated
    @karnliberated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!

    • @treshampton9822
      @treshampton9822 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rip Patrice O’Niel . This was well said

    • @treshampton9822
      @treshampton9822 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tim and Patrice on a podcast would be a fucking powerhouse

  • @zjegauoebatozi
    @zjegauoebatozi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It’s Timmy Limbaugh

    • @TimWing23
      @TimWing23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was saying a similar thing just last week. I could see Tim eventually having a late late night tv show on Fox News in the future. Sort of like that old show Red Eye.

    • @Football__Junkie
      @Football__Junkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 I’m using this every week from now on. He has said he admires Rush before

    • @B1055BH
      @B1055BH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rush is the OG. Tim should do a show with him.

  • @nickohdub
    @nickohdub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Almost 1k comments and only 3k views. Epic.

  • @theodorherzl4695
    @theodorherzl4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ol' Man River was written by a Jewish guy so you have to ask Jenny Slate's permission before she's brought to the gaIIows.

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, well, now Tim's going to have to go straight to jail.

  • @lil_tistic
    @lil_tistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    only podcast where the ads are just as good as the dialogue

  • @matinabastakos386
    @matinabastakos386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to take the course '9/11 a closer look'. Legend!!

  • @WillyTooBigHall
    @WillyTooBigHall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FUGGETABAOTITTT

  • @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074
    @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.

  • @raymondjames57
    @raymondjames57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen.
    I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up.
    They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas.
    Sad and growing dystopian.

    • @rg5312
      @rg5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely not a demographic issue

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim just cancelled his show in Ontario, CA at the Improv. GODDAMN IT TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim Dillon over here lookin like Chris Farley trying to sell me brake pads

  • @JCResDoc94
    @JCResDoc94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *☼ chest exercises are the cure? we have to get the word out!*

  • @btmathews415
    @btmathews415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    While I love Ben, I do mourn the loss his absence from the retail pet product industry represents.

  • @DecimeCuba
    @DecimeCuba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do.
    Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead.
    Cheers from SouthAmerica!

  • @moonlit6311
    @moonlit6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I miss the Timmy the Trashcan intro. 😕💔

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I miss the old timey tune one that came before the one before the Timmy Trashcan intro

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlayNiceFolks Oh yeah, the Jungle Book, "I Wanna Be Like You"-sounding swing theme. That was a fun intro.

    • @browniebear
      @browniebear 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There should be a totally new intro but that probably wont happen

    • @queefstroganoff2643
      @queefstroganoff2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the 'and now, Tim Dillon is going to helllll' intro with the picture of dictators around the table for the last supper was fucking perfect.

    • @uptownbeef8943
      @uptownbeef8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@browniebear we gotta make it

  • @TheDiervek
    @TheDiervek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "meatball" is now my favorite family friendly ethnic pejorative

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?

  • @bunnymama6851
    @bunnymama6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim sounds a little more gravelly than normal. Smoking them Marlboro Lights again?

  • @lastdayoftheinternet5363
    @lastdayoftheinternet5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim’s sweating cause he knows he’s close to being outed (for being too accurate)

    • @wooshangjr
      @wooshangjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some people think he's being "sarcastic" lol

    • @lastdayoftheinternet5363
      @lastdayoftheinternet5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manny V let’s hope the cia thinks that too 👀

  • @YoJohnnyYT
    @YoJohnnyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing “ladies & gentleman welcome to the Time Dillon show” just makes me happy.

  • @ETHANR26
    @ETHANR26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This episode erased over 4000 black men with some kind of futuristic weapon. Military tribunals coming soon

  • @tpalden753
    @tpalden753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow his flow around 40:00 reminds me of Bull Hicks so much. Love you tim ❤️

  • @BornAHawkEye
    @BornAHawkEye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That auto-tune part had me busting out laughing at 5 in the morning "I'm sad we're sad" 😂🤣

  • @Abitflippant
    @Abitflippant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What separates me from the rich? A shit ton of money.

  • @towersofgiza
    @towersofgiza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FUGGETABOUTITT

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    TIM'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT JUST CAME BACK FROM FLYING AIR LITTLE ST.JAMES
    🛫✈️🛩️🛬🏝️👧🏿👧🏽👧🏼👧🏻👧👧🏾🕍🇮🇱🎥🎞️🎞️🎞️

  • @timothyhass5210
    @timothyhass5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love ya timmy

  • @bgillett72
    @bgillett72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit Tim how many ads in this video

  • @skdewolf7606
    @skdewolf7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow. Didn’t realize how many teachers listened to Tim until assessing the tone of the comments. Ha 😂. Tim start marketing products that teachers like that crickut crap.