Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ( part 1 ) 😭🤡

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  • @vegitoblue7204
    @vegitoblue7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    That fake crying is the least believable fake crying I've ever heard. Not a single tear in her eyes.

    • @BasicSalt
      @BasicSalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      An actress for a reason.... A bad one tho

    • @beetheknee0409
      @beetheknee0409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Worse than Laura Lee?! 😂

    • @IAmTrashhy
      @IAmTrashhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even Kyle Rittenhouse was more believable

    • @beethebeanbag692
      @beethebeanbag692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most of us can prob lie better then her bc all we need to do to cry is think of our favourite characters death scene and last words :)

    • @beethebeanbag692
      @beethebeanbag692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And all the happy moments they had like 20 mins and entirely before there death and them looking into the camera as they die smiling trying to comfort you as you watch them die :)

  • @mikeholman8463
    @mikeholman8463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Johnny: Yes I was drinking
    Clown: you were drinking pretty heavily
    Johnny: were you there?😂😂

    • @LilyRoseLavender
      @LilyRoseLavender 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Johnny answers to Clown were sometimes so funny 😂😂 I mean honestly, after that, how can you not love him 😅

  • @jessicaholcomb707
    @jessicaholcomb707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6831

    This trial has been one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe it’s real life. Like a real trial. And Amber is the worst actress ever.

    • @MrWolf-xr9lg
      @MrWolf-xr9lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's a show

    • @666chapelofblood
      @666chapelofblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It's like a South Park episode.

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Imagine how many takes of this they would do cause ambers acting

    • @yahussain1272
      @yahussain1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Its a circus and amber is the leading clown

    • @rindodenervoso6475
      @rindodenervoso6475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bro this is actually a film being made, it will be in the cinemas some months later

  • @tea-chip-cookies
    @tea-chip-cookies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    It's nice how his lawyer acknowledged his sticky note drawing without getting annoyed or dismissing him lol. True dad moment 📝😊 3:38

    • @mariekkje
      @mariekkje ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ben is only one year older lol

    • @ZekeRawrX3
      @ZekeRawrX3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mariekkjeteachipcookies was referencing how little kids show their parents drawing they made and the parents act proud of it yk, not the age difference. hope that clarified! :)

    • @jennymichelle81
      @jennymichelle81 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@ZekeRawrX3 lol ..they got that 😂 they're just clarifying how ironic it is that there's only a year difference in age ..not that they actually think op thinks it's his real dad 😅

    • @ZekeRawrX3
      @ZekeRawrX3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jennymichelle81 oops haha thanks

    • @dylanmonahan6472
      @dylanmonahan6472 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s how you know you got a good lawyer who’s not just your lawyer but also your friend

  • @wealthybean3833
    @wealthybean3833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    I loved it when Johnny was showing his drawing! 😂 It was so adorable

    • @HannahKayW
      @HannahKayW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      This made me laugh harder then anything in the video xD the guys reaction is so wholesome hahaha

    • @funnythief3330
      @funnythief3330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Such a beautiful “father is proud of me” moment. Johnny is so wholesome.

    • @maryorosco1027
      @maryorosco1027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did anyone catch what the drawing of

    • @jamesgroccia644
      @jamesgroccia644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mr. Tootsie Hang on the fridge material

    • @krosina2290
      @krosina2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why was he drawing tho

  • @carnagejoey893
    @carnagejoey893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The judge has the expression of an average high school teacher at the end of the day grading paperwork and just wants to go home. Give some respect for the judge, she has top tier patience for this case.

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The judge was amazing.

  • @lazylimits2954
    @lazylimits2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    The fact she’s a actor and can’t be more convincing is hilarious

    • @Meg_of_all_threads
      @Meg_of_all_threads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Have you seen the video about her acting coach that just casually mention that she has a hard time crying on cue. She's wasn't aware of all that shit show cause it was pre-recorded.

    • @pistemutaagio
      @pistemutaagio ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He slapped me across the face and... and I laughed

  • @jbman8877
    @jbman8877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I didn't care for Johnny Depp at all (as for famous people in general) but through these courtproceedings one really got to have a glimpse of him as a person and now I absolutely love the guy. So sensitive, compassionate and hillariously funny.

    • @PsycXart
      @PsycXart ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same for me

    • @arandomperson920
      @arandomperson920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same. I don't care about celebrities, but Johnny Depp is an exception. :)

  • @ritamy3637
    @ritamy3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    Her moods changes really fast like a roller-coaster from "crying" like hell to smiling for mentioning her birthday. That's just too hard to believe her. She is definitely a super self centered person

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And if she were smart instead of narcissistic, she would’ve realized that could be used against her. Rapidly shifting moods and whatnot.

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 2 personality disorders... to boot

    • @Michael020
      @Michael020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's not moods...it's acting, bad acting ha

    • @Niulkao
      @Niulkao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buy it was different cut, the one where she is asked about the birthday

    • @Shannon_Robbie
      @Shannon_Robbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Michael020 The Psychologist who took the stand diagnosed Amber Heard with Histrionic Personality Disorder & Borderline Personality Disorder.

  • @AnaraGaming
    @AnaraGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I laughed myself to death when the lawyer asked 3 times if that was his signature. 😂😂😂

  • @delusional_liv
    @delusional_liv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    "as i walked away, i was walking away, i had my back to him" *proceeds to explain how to walk away from someone*

    • @Jukedoo
      @Jukedoo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      she gave us a whole tutorial on how to walk away from someone

    • @pianospawn1
      @pianospawn1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Trying to buy some time before thinking up the next lie

    • @amandadestiny_g
      @amandadestiny_g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pianospawn1 exactly

    • @3vi.b4by
      @3vi.b4by 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Jukedoo i really needed that, didn't know how to walk away from someone!!

    • @LostInTheWoods_
      @LostInTheWoods_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jukedoo I fr needed that bc Idk how to walk

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    ,, Hersay, your favorite word 💅"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂 He's a LEGEND ❤️

  • @lowkeyy.lorelei9720
    @lowkeyy.lorelei9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    "he slapped me across the face, and i TURNED TO HIM and i said JOHNNY U HIT ME 😡 YOU JUST HIT ME 😥" goofy as hell how did he slap her across the face without him facing her..

    • @karadiberlino
      @karadiberlino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Yeah the only scenario in which it makes sense would be if he had slapped her so hard that she flew around some 180°, so she had to turn around to face him again! 🤷🏻‍♀️🥺🤓

    • @ovidushka
      @ovidushka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@karadiberlino he has super powers anyway as he can throw her across the room so she can land on the pool table and she is so strong that she holds on while both flying and in the end they both land on the table 🤣 I tried to imagine this seen so many times and I couldn't so they both pretty supernaturals 🤣

    • @twox5339
      @twox5339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ovidushka yeah it's when she says shit like that that really hammers in that what she's saying can't be true.
      i mean she says he slapped her and it knocked her to the ground with the dirty carpet but it didn't hurt.
      but she then implies he was strong enough to knock her across the room, ON TOP of a pool table, and that the strength of the hit was enough that he could have possibly flew through the air, with her, across this room, and landed on top of her, on top of this pool table.

    • @G0r3cookie
      @G0r3cookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He has elastic girl's powers i guess

    • @kaelynn-
      @kaelynn- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      how did i not think of that

  • @winger16
    @winger16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    8:04 I just love that grin on his face when he repeats back " a mega pint" dunno why but its so charming lol

  • @shoshanaloomer
    @shoshanaloomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    This whole case makes me laugh so hard. Especially Ambers team 😂

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I feel like society is responsible for this.

    • @sombertonr8434
      @sombertonr8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait, did i read that right?

    • @SHADOW-pu6qm
      @SHADOW-pu6qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's fucking hilarious man! He copes with stress by hour

    • @SHADOW-pu6qm
      @SHADOW-pu6qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mr rotten born what a name rotten to the core

    • @ChickenJoe788
      @ChickenJoe788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sombertonr8434 objection hearsay

  • @f.m5396
    @f.m5396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    3:32 The way she said " Johnny you hit me " 💀💀 I'm dying

  • @strawberry_void
    @strawberry_void 2 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    AH could’ve seriously made her testimony completely emotionless and it would be so much more believable than what she’s pulling rn

    • @LuzJulianna
      @LuzJulianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exactly!

    • @underloveryz2731
      @underloveryz2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bro, she is a bad actress. What do you want

    • @Tina-si1gz
      @Tina-si1gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Excellent point and true. Lol 😂

    • @tenidas7064
      @tenidas7064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Johnny has been more or less emotionless every time he had to speak. Therefore heard with her inconsistent emotions would show that she’s less composed. You don’t need composure to tell the truth if you believe in it. She doesn’t believe in her own lies!

  • @kerlynezyl6568
    @kerlynezyl6568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “They’re hearsay papers” hit me so hard. 😭😭😂😂

  • @ZNXZLL
    @ZNXZLL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    3:38 I like how he just drew a picture on a sticky note in the middle of this

    • @user-dp7yl8sb2y
      @user-dp7yl8sb2y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Wholesome :(

    • @kokooko6981
      @kokooko6981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He is pro at drawing he did better than my arts teacher

    • @MaddyGrace09
      @MaddyGrace09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He said it helps with stress

    • @xinniether-pooh989
      @xinniether-pooh989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The funnier part is that his lawyer (a guy who looks 10 years younger than him) had to put on glasses in order to see his drawing

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xinniether-pooh989relatable

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Rottenborn: "This is a piece of paper; is that correct, Mr. Depp?"
    Johnny: "...yes."
    Rottenborn (to himself): _"He's flippin' guilty."_

  • @nirshigarg4950
    @nirshigarg4950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Bruh Johnny is just effortlessly funny😂

    • @The_miIk
      @The_miIk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      man be like, "if I have to be here why not have some fun"

  • @josie_jo
    @josie_jo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I was watching this on tv and when the dude objected to his own question I almost died of laughter. This case was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the other funny thing with AH team was when Elaine said in total frustration and in response to being totally flummoxed by the idiocy of what she was saying and she said very tiredly "I'm trying".

  • @ki-oh
    @ki-oh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    The fact that the guy who asked the question objected himself reasoning "hearsay" was proof that this case had driven them crazy!
    Poor guy cant endure no more 😂 someone help him amd take his place 🛌

    • @Ms.Divine
      @Ms.Divine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs a spotter! Maybe they hoped she would fire them too.

    • @IAmTrashhy
      @IAmTrashhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That lawyer is annoying though

    • @sakuraxcherri
      @sakuraxcherri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think Rottenborn’s brain was fried within the first 5 minutes of the trial officially starting 😂

    • @ansun1987
      @ansun1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sakuraxcherri Seriously though, He just objects everything Johnny says

    • @sakuraxcherri
      @sakuraxcherri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ansun1987 I saw 😂,Jhonny’s reactions are hilarious

  • @sarah.hyatt00
    @sarah.hyatt00 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I'm sorry could you say that again?" johnny's case got me rolling on the floor

  • @maraw5308
    @maraw5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    johnny was really making me laugh so much 😭 but amber SUCKS at fake crying

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a throat reference.........about sticking something down her throat.

    • @capy-th9xx
      @capy-th9xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @UltraBlade fr

    • @unknownuseronethousand6186
      @unknownuseronethousand6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I fake cry in front of my mom better than her lolzzz 😂💔

    • @earlinesims8222
      @earlinesims8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she need to go to summer school for fake crying. 😂😂😂

    • @dumpster-ratt
      @dumpster-ratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "My dog stepped on a bee 😭😭😭"

  • @terrence6728
    @terrence6728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "i was drinking-"
    "you were drinking pretty heavily"
    "were you there?"
    Cracks me up every time.

  • @666chapelofblood
    @666chapelofblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    You don't have to be an expert to see Amber's clearly lying, I love it when she fake cries and there's no tears.

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's her truth.

    • @Stoopy_Star_Sticker
      @Stoopy_Star_Sticker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@haoadams yeah, a fake truth.

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stoopy_Star_Sticker is this supposed to be an attack on what I said? It's her truth whether you agree or not. She believes it. What I believe is that people put others on pedestals that don't deserve it. Abuse is what cycle needs to stop in America. She's an opportunist just like a hooker makes their money, so does she. Society creates this compulsive behavior.
      You get what you f7uck. Crazy, sane etc. If she were not in a spotlight we wouldn't be seeing this.

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haoadams Well her truth is bullshit

    • @heuballen1751
      @heuballen1751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haoadams well we dont really know that. It could be that she really believes it, but it could also be that she is lying and knowing it. We will probably never find out

  • @Paris13Swiftie
    @Paris13Swiftie ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1y later this still cracks me up 😂 don’t know how johnny kept his composure if i was there in person i would be on the floor crying and dying of laughter 😭😭💀

  • @harryaustin4327
    @harryaustin4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Even in real life it seems like Johnny Depp is Captain Jack Sparrow. He’s always playing that character even in real life situations. I love him 😂🤣

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      There was a behavioral analyst on another youtube clip who'd been analyzing the trial, and that was literally his take. Like under direct examination he was vulnerable as hell, spoke slowly, his body language was all protective, and then after hours of that, in come Rottenborn and he starts out the same way, but as Rottenborn starts to try to unnerve him he channels Jack Sparrow. Because he's no longer vulnerable and telling embarrassing truths -- now he's just dealing with some jackass.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like it is a part of his personality in a way. the sense of humour and wit part of johnny. I think this is what makes him such a good actor. Each character has a small part of johnny himself in them.

    • @ZekeRawrX3
      @ZekeRawrX3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aporue5893i feel that way about brandon rogers, if youre familiar w him :)

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He created Jack Sparrow so yes, Jack is Johnny.

  • @cheyennedeboard1731
    @cheyennedeboard1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When JD says “hearsay, see I’m learning” I can’t help but think of the audio “ that’s a big word for Elmo” and it makes me laugh every time! I don’t know why. You can just tell he is innocent and a Wholesome person I can’t believe he hasn’t won yet!

  • @anniebisaillon382
    @anniebisaillon382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Ben discretely giving her the finger is priceless. Her "it was black" crap comes straight from an interview with a real victim. Rihanna

  • @jasondiop1704
    @jasondiop1704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When amber talks about being scared at 2:37, I was scared, bc of that face she made, like the queen of hell was on earth

  • @thcdelirious1235
    @thcdelirious1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Amber is gonna look back at this case and how publicized it is and realize how fucking bad her acting in court is. Like it's obviously fake crying and fake stories. If Depp loses the case, I'm done with everything

    • @rubentilbury5151
      @rubentilbury5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Johnny Depp's legal team has won!

    • @fuckthesystem6204
      @fuckthesystem6204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He loses doesn’t mean Amber win either..

    • @carladossantos1142
      @carladossantos1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At this point it doesn't matter really, he has already won at exposing her true self. This woman is evil and will get what she deserves, no one will ever hire her after seeing and hearing all that was presented so far. In my view, things will be even worse for her thus next week! She'll pay for everything she had done and Johnny will finally clear his name. God bless him, his legal team and his family and friends who've endured this far too long!

    • @Euripides_Panz
      @Euripides_Panz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even mega pints?

    • @familhagaudir8561
      @familhagaudir8561 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just after this case exposed her as the abuser, the ACLU, the National Organization for Women and the UN were still parading Heard around as a "survivor of domestic violence". She learned nothing from this, and neither did feminists.

  • @retroteddy39
    @retroteddy39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    when Johnny showed his lawyer his drawing I loved how proud the lawyer was lol 😂

  • @yahussain1272
    @yahussain1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “On my side of the bed was human fecal matter” *god help me* 😂😂😂

  • @CryoHydra357
    @CryoHydra357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Rottenborn is supposed to be a pretty good lawyer, I think he was even quoted as being a rising star. This court case has gotta be hell for him and his reputation. He keeps getting incorrect information and he's supposed to be able to act on it.

    • @alexandragallin2341
      @alexandragallin2341 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In a way i feel sorry for her lawyers. Who in the world would hire them now? Rottenbon could ve been the best, but with a client like AH... his career went straight down the poopway! JD's lawyers on the other hand...

    • @garnwalkerstables
      @garnwalkerstables ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I'd never hire him....lord he objected to his own question?? What an idiot!😂

    • @manbagan
      @manbagan ปีที่แล้ว +9

      maybe you didnt see all the clips of these amazing lawyers but they seem pretty dogshit. they just try to attack and provoke instead of providing any reasonable arguments

    • @beaq6755
      @beaq6755 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What kind of rising star objects to his own question

    • @anonymoose116
      @anonymoose116 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      GREAT example of why you don't ever lie to your lawyers

  • @blazewolf3710
    @blazewolf3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I find it very adorable when Johnny draws on his sticky notes and then shows it to his lawyer. So cute

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      often portraits of his family I believe

    • @KochoKanaeL
      @KochoKanaeL ปีที่แล้ว

      This one looked like a pirate

  • @jadorianempire9754
    @jadorianempire9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Those people that think we’re living in a simulator will use this trial as evidence and I’d believe them. 😭😂😭

  • @aliquidgaming1068
    @aliquidgaming1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I like to occasionally watch those court complications of people freaking out or good comebacks in court, etc. But this has to absolutely without a doubt be the most entertaining thing I've seen happen in a court ever and is easily the one with the most humerous moments

  • @CristalGillespie
    @CristalGillespie ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The doodle Johnny was doing was so adorable. Love the smirk on the Mega Pint. From Johnny's face was so cute. Some of the looks he gave throughout the trial was just priceless. He is worth every breath that man takes, worth it. ❤❤❤❤❤ Love Johnny Depp forever and ever

  • @llanda-k2964
    @llanda-k2964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “Maybe they’re hearsay papers!”😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @kaiwoo4523
    @kaiwoo4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:10 "you'd like it to be honour but nothings simple in this case" 😂❤❤

  • @petrik6714
    @petrik6714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "My dog stepped on a bee"
    The dog and the bee: What the

    • @supermario.wahoo_20
      @supermario.wahoo_20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tiktok guy: ''I was stung by a bee when I was doing a wee'' X''D

    • @amazinlynn3358
      @amazinlynn3358 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I broke my bloody knee!"😂😂😂😂

  • @lifeboundlove784
    @lifeboundlove784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Honestly, the people that got jury duty for this case won at life 😂

  • @heyo_peeps
    @heyo_peeps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You can tell Johnny was just really wanting to say, "There was a pile of s*** on the bed." He looks so flipping done with this.

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When Rottenborn was asking Johnny about reading the titles right, he hardly waited for a reply from Johnny when asking "Did I read that right?" I would've loved it Johnny threw a curveball in there, like Rottenborn says "Did I read that right?" and Johnny goes "No, actually"

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No actually, you didn't... wait, my mistake, you did fine.

    • @beaq6755
      @beaq6755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did at one point lmao but it was for a typo in a text. Lawyer read it as normal and Johnny said "no actually" and pointed it out. Funny as fuck after all the other times

  • @isabelcabrera4317
    @isabelcabrera4317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Literally everyone in the house is sleeping, and I'm trying not to die of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit-Thanks for 503 likes!.

  • @aryasuzuki4862
    @aryasuzuki4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    one month has passed and i still go back to watch this pure entertainment gold 😂😂

  • @ItsMe-yj4jr
    @ItsMe-yj4jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    I feel so bad for Amber's kid

    • @Ms.Divine
      @Ms.Divine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      That's what I thought immediately upon learning she has a child in her custody. Why is she allowed to have children? She needs someone to check on that baby!

    • @pianospawn1
      @pianospawn1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Luckily the kid is 1 so Amber has at least 3-5 years to become a half decent person. (Assuming she would even reflect at all after all this)

    • @phantomzlift
      @phantomzlift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Amber: my dog step on the bee

    • @karaphantomhive1602
      @karaphantomhive1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pianospawn1 No. She abused Johnny Depp!

    • @karaphantomhive1602
      @karaphantomhive1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ms.Divine More like Johnny needs to take their baby.

  • @S_Y389
    @S_Y389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:43 AHHAHSHS HE TOOK OUT HIS WHAT? 😂

  • @LanaKennedy121
    @LanaKennedy121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    She’s really giving Kristen Stewart a run for her money with this acting

    • @ladydelahaye
      @ladydelahaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @brandonporter6223
      @brandonporter6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At least Kirsten Stewart has tears when she fake cries, how tf did amber ever become an actress?

    • @ada_pink
      @ada_pink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't insult Kristen like that 🤣 Even she is better than #amberturd

    • @tonyzuco6144
      @tonyzuco6144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @games_bond7221
      @games_bond7221 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kristen is a good actress, she just had some really bad struggles. But she is a good actress. Amber can't really be compared to that many people, she's just a turd

  • @chiara6527
    @chiara6527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:27 gives me the same vibe of "AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAN🌊🌊🌊"

  • @urarakaochako2386
    @urarakaochako2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ambers "I'm looking to him...i don't see him anymore" basically has the vibe of "Johnny! look at me, this isn't you! this isn't you okay? this isn't you! 🥺🥺💅💅"

  • @MusedDiaries
    @MusedDiaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:55 I’ll be honest; I’m not sure what was happening when Johnny said this, but it still cracks me up 😂

    • @amazinlynn3358
      @amazinlynn3358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think one of Amber's lawyers were going to grab something while asking Johnny a question and he was like where is he going?

    • @MusedDiaries
      @MusedDiaries ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amazinlynn3358 Thanks for replying 😊

  • @one_addiction6356
    @one_addiction6356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Seriously it’s like when people tell rumors about me and I hear them and I’m like, “Bro, I really did that!” That what Johnny’s facial expressions remind me of when Amber is testifying 🤣

    • @Jukedoo
      @Jukedoo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he was like ''damn i didn't know i did that'' LMAOOO

    • @cawesomewhatever
      @cawesomewhatever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I’m like Wow shit I don’t remember that way but cool.

    • @Sunnivah13
      @Sunnivah13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jukedoo you see he didnt do all these things by the look on his face. He is really invested in the story she is telling and is eager like everyone else to know how it will unravel.. BECAUSE HE WASNT THERE! Like none of us were there. It is only in her head what she is trying to tell the world

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “You read that very very well.” Johnny is killing me 😂 he deserves the world

  • @primo5524
    @primo5524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    3:40 johnny is so talented he can start selling his own art if his acting career ends because of AH

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he has sold his originals and donated millions to childrens hospitals. He is a very talented artist and well worth watching some of the documentaries showing him painting, not to mention being a very good guitar player, also pianist WOW he is such a creative man with a great sense of humour. Poor Mr Rottenborn was just totally flummoxed by Johnny's repartee and cleverness. He was a highschool drop out but is incredibly well read.

  • @yeeters2347
    @yeeters2347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude he should’ve said “I preferre Rum, Rums good” in his Sparrow voice after he asked if he poured a “Mega Pint” 😂

  • @flamingstar3315
    @flamingstar3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    one would think that a court would be more serious, but here we are....turd on bed smh...."my dog stepped on a bee"😂

  • @kadeisstuck8802
    @kadeisstuck8802 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Amber just goes "oh yeah i forgot about that 🤭 oops" then then two seconds later she goes "hES A MONSTER 😭🤧" HER ACTING SKILLS I CANTTTT

  • @karma7380
    @karma7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love his lawyer in 2:02 and how he corrected it to face his finger to her 😂

  • @evelyn_cloverkite
    @evelyn_cloverkite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ‘I think the first thing I would do is seek medical attention’ that was said with some sass 💅✨

  • @angelidez13
    @angelidez13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm officially addicted...this trial has had a clear winner from the first day, but you stick around for Ambers bad acting, funny witness testimony, and comradery of Johnny's team. This WILL be a docuseries someday, and even though I've watched every second of it unravel...Im gonna binge it when it comes out 😂

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      best 8 hours of my life watching Johnny's testimony. I was so proud of him and how calm and clear he was and how sincere with no histrionics or crocodile tears. Great respect for him and his team.

  • @MP-ly2wh
    @MP-ly2wh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amber: “My dog stepped on a bee😣😖”
    The Bee: “Objection Your Honor🐝”

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Also, gotta love that she has no problems remembering what she’s alleging JD did to her, yet for her actions and behaviors she suddenly only has “flashes” and doesn’t remember a lot. Just what she’s accusing that poor man of, oh and spinach, dirty rugs and mashed potatoes.
    No memory loss regarding JD, coincidental of course.

  • @bo0mpalo0mpa66
    @bo0mpalo0mpa66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The part when the lawyer called his own questions hearsay FUCKING KILLED ME BRO 😭😭😭

  • @bunansbot
    @bunansbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    6:34 my dog stepped on a bee ⛓😞💔😩😭

    • @lilygifford2489
      @lilygifford2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about me

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ''except for patrick,who has to go pee''

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo I wanna know what the chain emoji is for 😩🤣

  • @jacobm92
    @jacobm92 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i cant believe a high value lawyer hired by a rich hollywood actress would object to literally HIS OWN FUCKING QUESTION

  • @danelk7172
    @danelk7172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    lmao the emphasis he puts on 'mr rottenborn' he damn well knows what hes doing

  • @arielshochat5798
    @arielshochat5798 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love that amber is always "crying" but depp is just a little confused but still drawing and eating sweets lol

  • @billietaylor4894
    @billietaylor4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Amber seems like she might be a sociopath! She for sure ain’t right! Poor Johnny, why in the world did he get with that fruitcake. And Amber’s team is a joke! All her team does is prove Johnny is the good guy, lol... I sure do love that Johnny Depp!

    • @joeywilhelm6123
      @joeywilhelm6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i feel bad for her lawyers smh 😅😂

    • @potassiumwater1190
      @potassiumwater1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joeywilhelm6123 tbh her lawyers are from the dollar tree lol

  • @datormentxd
    @datormentxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Johnny lost his movie, Heard lost her public face, ok I get it alright? But let's not deny this: They both transcended life, living in the internet forever as memes.

    • @mistydraqonquit1891
      @mistydraqonquit1891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amber definitely did after “my dog stepped on a bee” and “i didn’t punch you, I hit you”

  • @LilyF8898
    @LilyF8898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:18 “you don’t have to touch the top”
    *reaches hand out to touch the top

  • @Samiksha-u1h
    @Samiksha-u1h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I cannot imagine that she literally pose for the photographer 😂

  • @-shyboi6494
    @-shyboi6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    In an alternate universe where this court is serious

  • @Xiao___LUMENT
    @Xiao___LUMENT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:47 😭 NAHH I LOVE HOW UNBOTHERED HE IS!!!

  • @lacesmitt8307
    @lacesmitt8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I absolutely love his sarcastic honesty. He has nothing to hide, and no reason to kiss anyone's ass.
    Where she has a show to put on.. clearly.

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Johnny was just so beat down by 10 years of hell that he found himself again through his humour and by focussing on the absurdity of things. eg. the Human Faecal Matter on his side of the bed. When he really wanted to say a pile of her shit but in court the threat of contempt of court is ever present and he had waited much too long to tell his truth. Love you Johnny.

  • @velvetteey
    @velvetteey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Did I read that right..?"
    "Did I read that right?"
    "Did I read that right."
    "Did I read that right?!"
    "MR.DEPP.DID.I.READ.THAT.RIGHT?!"

    • @grapejuiced7875
      @grapejuiced7875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rottenborn after reading a bedtime story to his kid: "Did I read that right?"

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@grapejuiced7875 😂😂😂 okay good person, that was friggin funny and I was unprepared for that. Probably one of the best rottenborn jokes I've seen in a long time lol

  • @Cup_of_tea424
    @Cup_of_tea424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I honestly feel bad for Amber's lawyers, they are trying to defend an absolute nincompoop and it is obvious they are grasping at loose ends XD

  • @jayyyyeon
    @jayyyyeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i think ambers dog stepped on our braincells, too

  • @nicholestroup1770
    @nicholestroup1770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    CROCODILE TEARS! I never criticize someone being a parent especially if I don't know them I'm not saying she's a bad mom but because she has a daughter I hope Amber gets the help that she needs so she does not passes Behavior down to her daughter and it just continues as this cycle Justice for Johnny

    • @LusciousTwinkle
      @LusciousTwinkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't cure sociopathy.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just speculating but sometimes I think the reason she had a child was because she wanted to feel loved.

  • @tim7052
    @tim7052 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    JDs dry wit is hilarious!! I'm sure Mr Rottenborn's colleagues still quote these responses just to piss him off!! (....but that would be just speculation and hearsay!!) 🤣👍

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The throat one is priceless! 🤣🤣💀

  • @clover9482
    @clover9482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny acts like a kid talking to a substitute teacher he doesn’t like, meanwhile Amber is the teachers pet convincing the sub that Johnny is the troublemaker

  • @osamahaljobari7010
    @osamahaljobari7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Bro thanks for making me about to die from laughing 😂 man this is the best case ever and john is making it much better with his face emotions 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zero-dead-
    @Zero-dead- ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The case was proof that male victims of DV need to be heard without bias and I love Isaac, the man has been through the tough life (he was a homeless artist) and Johnny really helped him by buying his art and even getting him gigs

  • @d3admaddx752
    @d3admaddx752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:32 I’m seeing the facial expressions.. but no tears

    • @YourFellerRav
      @YourFellerRav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro i cant stop laughing i swear if depp loses this im going to lose my fath in humanity

    • @amazinlynn3358
      @amazinlynn3358 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats exactly why she lost! The jurors saw the way her emotions were fake though out her testimony.

  • @berry9747
    @berry9747 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:39 his lil hand poppin outta the window to wave at them was so adorable😭

  • @t0x1c4aa4
    @t0x1c4aa4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:55 I NEED TO KNOW THIS SONG I WILL LITERALLY PLAY IT IN EVERY SINGLE AKWARD SITUATION PLEASE

  • @JaneSmith0709
    @JaneSmith0709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, your ad-libs were so funny! The blinking sounds killed me! The only possible missed opportunity was when Heard's lawyers were about to launch into a pack of lies and Johnny was sitting at the lawyers' table looking amused - I would love to have seen him eating from a box of popcorn waiting for the show! Lol. But well done, I can't get enough of these!

  • @alvieramalik8913
    @alvieramalik8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The whole creaking of chair and AH lawyers saying HEARSAY or objecting is so clear . I'm so sure JD figured that out too when he said it must be hearsay and I'm learning at 7:50

  • @DJ-nk4dq
    @DJ-nk4dq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can’t believe it’s been a year already. I LOVED it, watched it every day, and had never laughed harder in my life. Thanks Johnny!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @uigrug
    @uigrug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:25 Someone: Were there any drugs?
    Amber's mind: *Well no but actually yes*

  • @robertoleo3337
    @robertoleo3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Isn't happy hour at any time?" ~I love this man!!
    I was playing a wizard on stage not far from him when we shot "Fantastic Beast".
    J Depp is a cool sociable animal !

  • @mayo_sandwich3060
    @mayo_sandwich3060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One thing I caught onto is at 3:27 how did John allegedly slap her across the face if she had to turn around to face him?? Idk if I’m missing smt but it just doesn’t make sense

    • @bree789-x8c
      @bree789-x8c ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think what she's doing is called 'word filling' or stalling. She has to pause to make up lies so she rambles on and says random shit or adding stuff on.
      Instead of "He hit me" liars tend to over explain. Sorry I'm bad at explaining this lol Turning around was definitely the wrong term here. Maybe she wanted it to mean he slapped her which caused her face to turn and she turned back?

  • @veniceashleycanas6904
    @veniceashleycanas6904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have never got major second hand embarrassment from a lawyer, except for this one guy who objected himself. It's literally so embarrassing. I'd have a breakdown if i was him. What- 9 years of education and this happens to me? :D

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rottenborn was made an ass of because he deep down surely realises his client is lying and he has to be professional and defend her and she really is indefensible. Got to feel a little sorry for him. Whereas Elaine I think is somewhat smitten with AH and cannot see how she is being manipulated. She went on tv shows after the trial still with a puppy dog way of defending AH - reckon she will end up belittled and humiliated by AH and lose everything and she does not deserve that. Love Johnny

  • @Ponyopotato
    @Ponyopotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My dog stepped on a bee HeUghh forever will be iconic 💅💅💅someone actually made a music video on that too 😭

  • @bluexz4378
    @bluexz4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    okay, when amber was a kid she probably used the " *my dog ate my homework* " excuse every school day

  • @DaBlueSoldier69
    @DaBlueSoldier69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:13 ayooo i ain’t seen this till now wtffff😭🤣😤😤😤

  • @StarFan58
    @StarFan58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro that drawing that Johnny Depp made is one of my favourite things now 🥲