I really like having the HeadGum staff to fill out the background like back in the CH days. That's a small change that actually does make a difference.
Amir, you should change your name to Vance. That way, after a while the mailman will start to call you Vance. He'll be like "Hey Vance, how's it going?" and you can go "Oh, pretty good but actually BOOM gotcha! My name is Brad!"
I love that in the world of the show, Jake feels this way and still chose to not only continue working with Amir but start an entire podcast network with him.
Amir has mastered dead not-listening eyes and joyful little Jake fully embodying a 5 year old watching cake come out at their birthday as he slaps the table and chants Marcus, all these years later still bringin the heat boys
They're finally both on the same page for all of 5 seconds at the end. It's a miracle. Also that scroll was looking *particularly cherry* and begging to be read.
Here is the list: Amir Simon Greg Mory Carl Arthur Davis Kurtis Todd Krudis Daniel Levi Damien Cory Dennis (to Society) Reed Joy Smitty Smithy Shitty Miles Marcus... Mar-cus! Mar-cus! Mar-cus!
absolutely loved how this tied into the lore. felt more like a classic j&a where amir was a true pice of smelly shit and jake was so insecure that he hung out with amir just to have a sense of superiority over someone. and a classic chant! marcus! marcus! marcus!
I'm loving the throwbacks to the stabbing and kicking off the tongue and the easily-starting-chants. Details like that really reward the long-time viewers.
I love how their rapport has evolved over the decade and a half that Jake’s tone is one of acceptance, he states facts that they both know, and his chant is something he welcomes, he faces and accepts the absurd
I commented on another video with Miles in it, but I had a son 10 days before Jake and named my son miles almost specifically because of a Jake and Amir bit… so glad it made a comeback 😊
Can we talk about how Jake successfully managed to stop a scroll episode? Never thought that was possible.
didn't stop it, never stoped it. Just posponed it to another day
TOP TEN WAYS TO STOP A SCROLL EPISODE, by Jake Schmuel HURFELD
The scroll was probably top 10 new names for Amir
Hilarious asf
Sure, you can talk about how this was GOLDEN AGE
I really like having the HeadGum staff to fill out the background like back in the CH days. That's a small change that actually does make a difference.
I agree. It really adds to the social embarrassment that Amir refuses to accept
The background characters actions are some of the best parts of Hardly Working
Can't wait for 800 episodes of Jake and Marcus.
Marquis
Jake and crudis **
1000*
Jakes gone from "How can you start chants this easily!?" to "That's one thing man, you can get a good chant going!!"😂
This one was more unhinged than usual. I loved it.
Golden age
You must be new here
You should check the old J&A stuff 😂😂
Amir, you should change your name to Vance. That way, after a while the mailman will start to call you Vance. He'll be like "Hey Vance, how's it going?" and you can go "Oh, pretty good but actually BOOM gotcha! My name is Brad!"
Thats my favorite little life hack
@@Bobbleheads56 Quincy?
But that's not a life hack because his name will actually be Vance
Brad from Teaneck?
My name is Brad
"I can get a tight fade"
The delivery was gold and he said it so out of context, truly one of the lines of all time
I love the minor disagreements.
"You stabbed me... And your a bad listener... The listening thing again."
Bad listener is worse that getting stabbed
@@seanA416that's subjective to be sure
@@imogeninsufferable haha
"I'm a Dennis to society" is a guaranteed classic J&A line.
truly nothing makes me feel more whole in life than amir starting a weird chant
Marcus*
Truly nothing makes me feel more whole in life than this god damned golden age shit. I’m serious. This video is golden age shit.
@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv You must be new around these parts. We grade in beige.
"I can get a tight fade" 😂😂
Honestly a very sweet ending, Amir deserved the win (and quite frankly, so much more than this)
Don’t you mean Marcus?
@@andresluz4973 That was a Morey move!
@@andresluz4973 WHO??
I love that in the world of the show, Jake feels this way and still chose to not only continue working with Amir but start an entire podcast network with him.
if someone was just starting Jake and Amir I'd never show them this episode, and yet it's one of my all time favs. Bravo
"And if you died Cory. No one would miss Cory, no one would care" Easily my favourite line from the video.
“Why do you say his name so much? He knows his own name.”
Amir has mastered dead not-listening eyes and joyful little Jake fully embodying a 5 year old watching cake come out at their birthday as he slaps the table and chants Marcus, all these years later still bringin the heat boys
Jack and Amos becoming Josh and Marcus is real Doobs move.
doobs move? must’ve learned from amir’s father’s spindly little legs
You coward!
Jook and amoosh!
"Nobody in this world loves you and no one ever will"
"I can get a tight fade"
lmao
These Coy, yiddish Divas TAUNTING us with a new scroll. Stellar as always, hotties
This is a great video, Alan. Can’t wait for the next one, Rod.
Quiet Rod
Shut up Rod.@@fdrdevotee
surprised Rod didn't make an appearance.
Who’s this Rod guy? I dunno he’s followin me around, this Rod dude!
That’s a damn quote from the video. It’s funny is all
They're finally both on the same page for all of 5 seconds at the end. It's a miracle.
Also that scroll was looking *particularly cherry* and begging to be read.
All these new names, and not a single mention of Crandis? We deserve so much more than this...this...this...this...poison
I think it might be spelled Qrankdis unfortunately.
It’s fine, this is golden age shit. I’m serious
Stop saying poison
Idk why he's giving Marcus this... this... this... silent treatment
No one's giving you the silent treatment!@@cocomonkilla
Once Jake joined in on the chant I was sure Marcus was just dreaming😂
This one was such a nostalgia trip I love it ❤
Jake smiling at Amir and the staff joining in, turned this from a good episode to a really special one. Love it
This felt like it came from peak Jake and Amir years, and I'm here for it.
New name? nahhhh, new YOU
"It's not your hair, it's your soul" lol damn
Friggin luv these dudes
the callbacks in this episode are so funnnnn…! loved it
this was pure gold! very good writing!
This one was so goood!! 🤣 felt like old school Jake & Amir 🥲
It was golden age bro. GOLDEN AGE
"Carl- Fuck you, Carl." Comes out so smooth.
Great episode, I too have piano desk hands... Wesleyyy
This is the best new episode since y’all started doing them again. Keep it up!
"it was your foot, no matter what your name is" best J&A line of the freaking century
i did not want this video to ever end. perfection
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES IN YEARS
I'm only half way through the video and I'm already in tears from laughter. Please never stop making these videos guys.
GOLDEN AGE
This episode was a winning formula of sorts... of jorts!
I may or may not have open-mouth French kissed a pig snout while he sneezed into my mouth.
I love how that's the best scroll they've ever gotten for an episode and it ended up not being a scroll episode.
Loved this one. Feels like you guys are fully back in a great way
The random names and the tight fade is crazy funny
"Nobody... in this world... loves you... and no one. ever. will." So OTT harsh it's funny 😂
Very funny ep!
miles... miles? MILES!
I would have loved for the room to turn on Jake for chanting along at the end.
IDK, I kind of liked the wholesome ending for once lol
the hands on the desk killed me lmaooooo
Here is the list:
Amir
Simon
Greg
Mory
Carl
Arthur
Davis
Kurtis
Todd
Krudis
Daniel
Levi
Damien
Cory
Dennis (to Society)
Reed
Joy
Smitty
Smithy
Shitty
Miles
Marcus... Mar-cus! Mar-cus! Mar-cus!
This was a good one
the way amir gestures when jake is saying that he swings wildly from insecurity to confidence was perfection
That's one of the better episodes in a while.
So glad to see y'all back. Was excited for another scroll though!
I love you guys so much. Thank you for this… such a stressful day at work and this is a burst of happiness ❤
Stellar new episode of Vance and the Pinch, whats with the names in the title tho?
I sincerely hope that scroll was 'Possible new names for Schmamir Schmalerie Schmumenfeld'
I'd like to think that the original scroll was supposed to be a proposed list of new names for Amir Valerie.
absolutely loved how this tied into the lore. felt more like a classic j&a where amir was a true pice of smelly shit and jake was so insecure that he hung out with amir just to have a sense of superiority over someone. and a classic chant! marcus! marcus! marcus!
Amir can just start chants lmao always loved that but it just hit hard af rn. Great episode
Amir clearly spaced out and imagined that last bit
This is a great one 😂😂😂😂
This felt like such a classic episode I love it 🥰
That's the best-looking scroll he's ever had and we didn't even get to hear what's on it
That chant really made my day, thx!
Great video as always boys!
This was amber…nay it was grey!
Is this the first time ever we see Jake and Amir both happy at the same time without it all immediately going wrong?
this is the first J&A of the new era that feels like the old ones... LETS GO!!!!
"Any low-hanging fruit I can change about myself in conjunction with the name just so we're kicking two birds with one stone?" 🤣
How are these guys getting better 😂 when the first couple of videos came out I thought they lost it but this is more than gold, this is iron
Jake only loves himself when his name is JOSH
josh r
HENRY!
Great episode. Love it!
He could actually save a lot of time washing his hands before, rather than after!
Maybe if his name was like...larence or widely or den or snatcher or gryan or clovis or or or chard
den???
Sorry..who named you Larence?
Quote! We got a god damn quote here folks!
@@venomblade891a fisherman found him when he was 18.
Miles. Miles? Miles!
I will forever be grateful for this content.
Keep up the fantastic work team. This joureny has been so much fun.
You're all dennis' to society. ❤
i love a lot of the old videos but this one was an instant classic
Nailed it guys. This is my favorite new episode
"That was a Maury move!" is so funny.
FEELS JUST LIKE THE OLD VIDS I LOVE IT THANK YOU GUYS ❤️❤️❤️
it makes me happy to see that after all these years, Andy Blum is still out here making people laugh and smile.
This will make many people's answering messages very happy
fuck yeah. Jake's acting here is on point. great ep coy boys
I'm loving the throwbacks to the stabbing and kicking off the tongue and the easily-starting-chants.
Details like that really reward the long-time viewers.
Theyre taking these back old school hell yeah!
He is absolutely a troll named rod
I love how their rapport has evolved over the decade and a half that Jake’s tone is one of acceptance, he states facts that they both know, and his chant is something he welcomes, he faces and accepts the absurd
This episode has the Jake and Amir energy I fell in love with so many years ago, let’s go MARCUS MARCUS!
I commented on another video with Miles in it, but I had a son 10 days before Jake and named my son miles almost specifically because of a Jake and Amir bit… so glad it made a comeback 😊
You still don't know how to express anger, HENRY HENRY HENRY
I was hoping for him to say Henry there!
Ok guys, you all have to admit that Amir didn't deserve this this this this this...SILENT TREATMENT from Jake
You should change your name to Mickey, Mickey.
Great episode
This web series, Unlike Murph's grandma, IS STILL ALIVE 😂😂
"I can get a tight fade"
Amirs ability to start a chant is uncanny
Did he not mention Henry?!
How does he forget one of his best names?
Low blow? Hell no!
This was a fever dream of me
Loved this one, great name bit.
I love that jake kept calling him random names after amir stopped suggesting them