Life of Shadeed Single | Podcastic #36 | Umar Saleem
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- "In today's podcast, Umar Saleem has invited an individual who is living a hilariously intense single life. We hope that this podcast will have you laughing out loud and perhaps even drive you a little mad."
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Life of Shadeed Single | Podcastic #36 | Umar Saleem
Pathans are our Beloved Brothers and Sister.
I love their Pashto-Urdu accent.
This podcastic is not to mock or insult them. This is just an appreciation for their beautiful culture and language.
Exactly I don't know why they are so sensitive about that. It just seems like they have low self esteem. Just like in dramas when they show sindhi aur Punjabi,they are cool with it, but the problem is when they show a Pathan character .
It's just a parody and almost 90% of pathan have this accent. It's all cool.
AoA. Umer bhai shayad ap ne kisi reel ya short main aik website ka zikr kia tha international university main admission k hawale se thi. Can you mention the link here plz.
AoA. Umer bhai shayad ap ne kisi reel ya short main aik website ka zikr kia tha international university main admission k hawale se thi. Can you mention the link here plz.
@@muhammadtalha6621 Actually the thing is we have seen podcasts in which pathan is shown like the Second Wife podcast it was a masterpiece. A girl with beautiful accent perfectly portrayed pathan. But this video is a bit different so therefore it's a bit criticized.
Yes We have seen culture and traditions in this podcast...
I m pashtun and elect engineer .. and laughed my heart out.
Thank u very much both of u. So tallented, keep it up.
This is the best comedic video I have ever watched .... wow... what a comedic timing, wow... what an acting, wow what a character... simply amazing... WHO ARE YOU... BOY... world class. I want to buy you, but I know I do not have that much money .... 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
پختون بھائی ہمارے دل کے پاس ہیں۔ ان کا اردو بولنے کا اسٹائل بہت پیارا لگتا ہے۔ یہ ان کا مذاق اڑانا نہیں ہے۔
bilkul Hindustani Panah guzin bheek mandon se pathan buht behtar hain
Paktoon here 😅
@@samiullahtunio8671What do u mean by Hindustani panah guzein ? If u are talking about our muhajir brothers then u are being disgusting here
Pakhtoon here😇❤
@@sharyarliaqat9325 don't called Muhajir Called Miajar or Makar they haven't no ethnicity and Cast these are no Nation only dehshatgard, Koonjre , Panah guzin and Makkard 🐜🐜🦗🦗
This is by far the funniest video by the legendary Umer Saleem.
Girl: "why are you single?"
Me: "would you date me?"
Girl : "no"
Me: "that's why" 😂
Dateing is harram. when you ask a girl to date you be ready for someone to ask the same from your sister. Real brave men ask for Nikah whlie filthy men asks for date
I am from Peshawar and my mother tongue is saraiki. I am studying with pashtoons and have realized that their feelings get hurt when someone make fun of their Urdu. So kindly avoid making fun of such sensitive matters. Even in Pakistani dramas we can see how pathan is portrayed. I do speak pashto when needed but mostly with wrong vocabulary and accent but they never make fun of me rather guided me. Even none of us is expert in pure Urdu language. People of other provinces too face such problem but because pashto is a totally different language so it's really difficult for them to have a grip of strong Urdu.
But I really like all your videos just commented because I thought I will share link of this video with my friend before watching it but when I saw the intro I decided not to share because she is pathan.
I am pashtuns and now i am thinking of unsubscribing umar saleem as he is full of negativity for pashtoons
Sana your english is really good. leave it urdu focus on english... hehe nice to meet you ... by the way your objective is great..
@@Islam-life-h5k Hey sorry on his behalf , I honestly didn't knew that pashtun people do not like people jokimg about their urdu eventhough my neighbors were also pashtun and we were really nice friends of each other , they were my neighbors for 8 years they came in sindh when I was in class 1 or kg and they left when I was in class 8 about 4 years ago , their kids studied with me in same school and same class , we all love pashtoons but you think it that way , I am someone who was very close to a pashtoon family ( I literally used to have lunch and dinner at their home every other day) but I never knew that they didn't like this thing we used to joke around with each other but If someone like me so close to pashtoons didn't knew that , then there can be many people like me having no idea, what if this guy also didn't knew that
Now that I know pashtoons do not like this joke I swear I will never joke around because Its important to respect each others choice but please don't haye someone If they don't know much about you
Well urdu qoumi zuban hai agr sahee sy bolna nai ate tu ka masla hai
Mai India sy migrated Pakistani hon I feel offended when some speaks incorrect urdu khaskar pashton and punjai-bees unke grammar bhi kharab hote hai aur bolnay ke tareqa bhi per phir ye soochkar ignore kardaite hon ke urdu qoumi zuban hai barsht karlo phir agay mai kay dosray mahajir kaya karain aasonka
Ye tu Meri Kahani hai 😂😂😂
The med student "mojza" was hilarious😂😂😂
That's dialog from movie DOCTOR G😅
I usually watch your videos but mostly don't comment... This video got me comment on it. The real master piece you created.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome the most entertaining character the amir khan of podcast umar saleem
Being an engineer and being a shadeed single I can relate to him.......
Thanks for getting him back. He is just wow
Who is he and his name?
Yh tell his name he's so cute
Shadi sey pehley shadeed shadi ke Baad shaheed
Main bhi pushtun Hun aur mujhey achcha Laga har zuban ki apni aik methas hey Jahan par adab ke mahireen betey Hun wahan par Kamal dekhana zarori hey comedey to hoty hi hasne ke Liye +a positive message for a nation
Great performance . بھت شاندار ایکٹنگ کی ہیں ۔۔بھت ہنسی ائ ۔
THAT LAST MOMENT:
QARI SAHAB AAP😂
Amazing Eexpressions, "Qari Sahab"😂
Omg phenomenal scripppt umarrrrrr 😍 kch din men youll surpass all the comedians out there. This talent will take you to new heights ❤
Waiting for this master piece podcast .He's soo funny . and he said every type of language very well..Hats off to u guys .Keep it up .and do more n more podcasts .
End ma ronay Wala scene tou Kisi AUR jaga sy liya hy ap ny Umar Bhai 😅 I got it 😂
Bath to saye ha ,"Apne izzath Dena chathi ha to Bhai kyon bolthe ha" 😂😂😂
A person who stays away from haram relationship here,is called shadeed single
Hahaha dil ko behlane ko je khial acha hai.haream warram se koi nahi door hootey. Shakkal aisi hoti hai koi patti nahi or jealously mein bolte Hain ye harram hai
WTF... koi pasand ka milta nhi😂😂
Haram, Na Mehram se saab se beda jhoot ha
Biggest ever lie😂😂
Epic bro epic best one so far 😂😂😂😂 I m the shadi Wali sarkar in my family 😂
I am watching this vedio only for this guy bcoz Kala ei yaaran da Yar Ay wadda pra bar ay😂
Describing hostel and university life beautifully ❤❤❤
Chachi pe ham ne ihtitan karwa k rakha 😂😂😂 that one good😂
Very nice, this podcast without any vulgar language makes you laugh. 😊
Dua, Zainab ke papa wali was too the point 😂
Mazey ka tha. Mind thora fresh ho gaya. Thank you Umar bhai. ❤
Hi saleem bhai.. Im watching your video from Bangladesh.. I just love your content.. Ig you deserve more views & subscribers
dua zainab ke papa was the most epic part of it luv hogaya bro
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زبردست بہت خوبصورت اور میعاری کام کر رہو بھائی ۔ الللہ پاک سلامت رکھے
my story....m still single with no girl in life...😢
Ameer Ahle Sunat was the best 😂
U tell us reality of pakistanis in your podcastic .in funny way. And Thats great job . u have done umer
Last part was just GOLDDDD 😆😆
You make my day. May Allah bless All of you❤
"hUM GYNI MEIN SPECIALIST KAR RHA HAI", EPIC LINE !🤣
As usual great video....in the end practical lesson.......great work
😂😂😂😂😂😂 mere bee yehi kahani hy bhai
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yha ha ha ha... I have to comment or show my emotion after each 30 seconds of this video.... simply amazing.... the best ever comedic writing and timings ever...
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I seen all your videos & enjoyed , but I feel this one is the master peice.Keep it up .
Shadi wala seen bilkul mery bhei ka h hahaha J's sy shadi krna chat h uski shdi ho jati h hahahahha
Iam from India very nicely described single pathan's problems 😅😅 finally u gave a punch on the harmones that's nice
Hamza and Qari Sab's love is forever ❤😂😂😂😂
Married men need to watch this and appreciate being married to a Jaanu😊
Kaddu
Congrats for 400k subscribers❤❤❤❤
yar me pathan ho likin umer bhai has has k pet me dard ho gaya ha good job keep it up
I am also pathan
I love your videos❤❤❤
You deserve 10M subscribe ❤😂😂😂❤
Mam ,Audio note bhi achha lag raha hai aur notes toh la jawab hai 👌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I just love this ❤😂
Hamza bechara😂, Qari sahb aap😂😂😂 . This was the most funny line yaar 😂
❤ ❤❤ last lines by Umar sab were great line. I wish next generation shouldn't be shadi trained but of reality and dignity of hard work . God bless you all ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤. Stay single stay happy 😂😂😂
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😂😂😂Kch larkiya aise bhai bol k jati hyn k unky jahez ki tension lg jati h humko 😂😂😂😂
Umer sahab main bhi pathan hu lekin mujhe bohat maza aaya.😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊
Behtreen yar 😂😂❤❤
😂 Great Bro keep it
آپ کے پروگرام میں سب سے انٹسڑنگ انڑویو پٹھان بھائی کی ھے بڑا مزار اگیاھے
"Ese bhai bhol ke jate he moje onke jahez ki fikr lag jati he" 😂
Last line k ilawa everything was funny !!
First time watched your video loved it❤❤❤...LMAO.
Love from India ❤❤❤
One of the best podcast😂😂😂😂
Umar Saleem do u write the script yourself ? Very interesting and funny 😂😂
Observational Comedy ! I watched this video a couple of times, can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
It was extremely funny to me, because he explained the University and Dormitory situation in a such kind of comedic way ... Obviously, his accent too ... 😊😂🔥
Bht maze k thi amazing yr❤❤
کیا اسکرپٹ ہے اور کیا ایکٹنگ کی ہے۔مگر ہم تو صرف مسٹر عمر کے ایکسپریشن پہ ہی مسکراتے ہیں۔ بہت عمدہ بہت اعلی۔
کاش کہ کبھی ہم بھی کوئی اسکرپٹ لکھیں آپ کے شو کے لئے۔۔انشاءاللہ ارادہ تو اپنی پختگی پہ ڈٹا ہے مگر دل ذرا ذرا سا ڈرتا ہے۔
Most fav segment... 😂❤
US : yeh “Bacha Jamoora” bahot baSalahiyet nikla. Lajawab acting ki. Best Compliments to him. Inhain dobara kisi episode mein zaroor layen. Bushra Ansari aur Late Moeen Akhter ki jhalak nazar aayi! Aik zara si nikhar chahye AUR ‘teesra’ lajawab funkar Tayyar! Iss BJ keliye duayen!
kisi ne to meri baat social media par rakhi thank bhai love from single 😢
Umer saleem sahab bech ma tap gaye thay 💯😁🤣
This is too good 😂
Bhai Umar saleem great job 👍
Zaberdust ❤❤❤
Guest has amazing acting skill...
The End part is just Awesome man 😂
Every shadeed single person=> Larki ho aur nabzz chalti ho😂😂
wow. such a mature comedy 👍
The TWISSSTTTTTT IN THE ENDDDDD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WAS NOT EXPECTING THATTTT
Very well done, especially "Hormones tung kertay hain"
I am a mechanical engineer 22 bhai kya hi to single hu bhai. Love from 🇮🇳🇮🇳INDIA 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
My like made 1k 😂😂😂
Amazing one video
Allah ap ko kamyabii or afiyat ataa kryy ameen bhot khooon🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Lots of love from Kashmir ❤❤
I really enjoy your content😇
Thanks sir❤
Glad to hear that
Your content is amazing
End kardi ustad 😂😂
Amazing bro
sab se mze ka podcast pathan ke sath hi hota he. love from punjab
Such a terrible situation 😂
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Kai larrkiyan hamain aisay bhai bol kay jati hain, keh hamain un kay dahej ki fikar parr jati hai.......
HHHIIILLLAAARRRIIIOOOUUUSSS...
AAAAAMMMAAZZZIIINNNGGG
you are tooo good. Are you the writer, or someone esle write for you. Any how... QUDUS.. in Urdu... your deserve.... and OSCAR...
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End hogya😂😂
LAST LINE WAS HAMZA VS QARI HHH AMAZING
یہ قدرت ہمارے ساتھ ہمیشہ ہی خراب کرتا ہے ۔۔۔یہ جملہ کلمہ کفر ہے 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 بھائی بولتے وقت خیال کیا کرے
Why it is Kalma kufr
Hahaha wah bhai je konsa Islam Hai bhai Tera
پیارے پاکستانیوں کا حال دیکھیں کہ اس کلمہ کفر میں ان کو کوئی خرابی ہی نظر آتی 😢
Very funny last sence😂qari sab
New Version of Loose Talks❤
7:35 aur mai ye video 17 December ko razai mai dekh raha hun 🥺👀😂
Lovely❤
Chota para aj vada ban gaya😂😂😂
Zabardast acting and zabardast massage.