When he said he wanted to find a repalcement for bronze narwal could have had catfish + waterwheel over narwal + cove but just sold the catfish I was sick.
We are in trouble. We've gotten to the point where he instaclicks everything he already knows and does not even consider items he hasn't used before. The NL meta has formed and it's a 4 piece type mindset. As soon as items change he's gonna be cooked for life.
Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 8 times this run He took it 8 times (100%) 1 time he took Bronze-tier, 7 times he purchased Gold-tier In total, he ate 5 Bronze and 35 Gold chocolates, spending 70 gold on chocolate throughout the run Eating chocolate gave him 1100 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 1070 max health (15.9% of final health) Notes: Chocolate lovers, and NL, are eating good this run
NL: I need a *friend* who's *not a weapon* _NL goes to the non-weapon shop_ _NL buys a friend! (who's also not a weapon)_ _NL sells said friend instantly to buff Cove_
My favorite part about watching NL play this game is when he says something about needing to upgrade or change his items and then continues to ignore shops in favor of chocolate bars and xp.
Not even considering Water Wheel for a nanosecond over Cove is enough to Type A pill any chatter my god EDIT: not even a few minutes later the game tried to make him reconsider and he ignored it. I'm ascending dude
waterwheel wouldn't have been an upgrade over cove. the ship was already perma hasted cause of the cloak and the cove was actually better since its CD was shorter it activated the large item haste skill sooner. Honestly he probably wanted to replace cove with crow's nest to get crit and life steal if anything.
@@dannyg282 Not the immediate board, no. But it would have opened up SO many other possible builds that could have easily gotten 10 wins, but alas our egg father keeps choosing chocolate even though the extra health has never saved a losing run for him so it prolly would not have mattered anyway
Yeah IDK why NL does nothing but pick chocolate the whole match. Like he isnt looking for upgrades even though he says he wants them. Passed on multiple shops. Like there is a reason most people say Chocolate is bad. I respect NL to make semi decent players sometimes but my guy you gotta actually look for upgrades. The extra health stops being amazing after like Day 3.
@@Fummy007 chocolate is only good if you get the free bronzes to buff the cove. Otherwise you're wasting 10 gold and an opportunity to look for better items
I know Ennel wouldn't fall for the Lisan Al Gaib because of the way he talks about Monitor Lizard Dooley. He would try to take part in a conspiracy frfr
I like the pivot around 27:00, I've had lots of runs where I started out with a good Cove and ended up in Flagship. Cove can work for a while but you definitely want to swap it for Crow's Nest when you get the chance. I haven't seen whether you win or lose yet but no misplays detected
watching nl see a powder flask x grenade sitting next to eachother in a shop and only taking flask hurts when his dps came from narwal switchblade instead =\
I play each character. I start with pig and go down the line. Probably not the best way to do it. But I only been playing for a week so I want to get to know each character’s kit
Did he forget he mostly had lighter cause it was a tool? After he added Silencer, Jellyfish would have given the ship an extra multicast which is probably better than 6 DoT.
Pivoting is worthless because the game is basically to get your 10 wins in a row or fight a dooley with way too much time in the kitchen. Go for an early game big number or perish. Beast of Burden and Regal Blade are amazing for ranked farming. Just buy and sell everything you can afford, and take free money often.
Even though this isn't a VOD, the Egg continues to look in the corner for chat. He yearns for the 2's.
+2's are his stim
So real
What's the charge? Eating a chocolate bar? 5 succulent chocolate bars?
thank you so much!
Silver cove off the rip. Chocostats guy about to be eating good
Very exciting day for chocostats guy
You were so right it hurts
> says he can’t find upgrades
> continues to insta pick chocolate
That's what I'm saying lol
When he said he wanted to find a repalcement for bronze narwal could have had catfish + waterwheel over narwal + cove but just sold the catfish I was sick.
Bro really do be straight grinding some gears!
Kind of hard to justify endless shop rolls with Vanessa as her items are so hit and miss plus chocolate is guaranteed scaling on the Cove
Opening makes it sound like the Bazaar devs are staging an insurrection against Dooleykind
Dooleny, Dooleyfend, Dooleypose.
Stand down and stand by, true palagans are in control
"We are in an awkward position where we need something to get us out of a jam"
ACTIVATE BUYING ALL THE CHOCOLATE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS
We are in trouble. We've gotten to the point where he instaclicks everything he already knows and does not even consider items he hasn't used before. The NL meta has formed and it's a 4 piece type mindset. As soon as items change he's gonna be cooked for life.
It's super auto pets all over again
Let's hope its just cause he just came back and so exited to play.
[Pulls out copium tank] He will for sure slow down in 3-4 episodes
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 8 times this run
He took it 8 times (100%)
1 time he took Bronze-tier, 7 times he purchased Gold-tier
In total, he ate 5 Bronze and 35 Gold chocolates, spending 70 gold on chocolate throughout the run
Eating chocolate gave him 1100 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 1070 max health (15.9% of final health)
Notes: Chocolate lovers, and NL, are eating good this run
100% of the fucking time good lord.
To be fair, he always got the cove rebate
Thank you for your service o7
I love you chocolate stats person
The other option can be 2x more health and he will still take the 10 gold chocolate over it. He cannot be stopped
"I'm trending down idk what to do"
*buys more chocolate bars*
Bless this egg's heart
Him insta picking chocolate is really tuning me into a type A fr fr
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, Chocolate, CHOCOLATE! ITS CHOCOLATE ALL DAY!!!
I read this and it sounded like Dan. Im so cooked.
"coldfix"
hold up his writing is this fire????
Always has been
The chocolate guy gonna have a field day on this on eh
his obsession with that stupid node is driving me nuts, love him regardless
chocolate is absurd in this one. feels like i have a clot forming in my brain.
As a “ he always runs the same shit” Marty I appreciate the experimentation
I can't believe he still manages to pick up crow's nest and silencer before the end though
StS mentioned, hope still remains
I paint my Alchemize green, but I don’t use paint.
@@kevinjockey12 but I do use sozu!
NL: I need a *friend* who's *not a weapon*
_NL goes to the non-weapon shop_
_NL buys a friend! (who's also not a weapon)_
_NL sells said friend instantly to buff Cove_
this friend was probably giving off weird vibes
The deliberation on if a diamond silencer was worth using confirms this man is not good with numbers.
Was it tho?
@@RobotnikPlngas It's a 40% damage increase from the cooldown reduction alone, then add the +50 and it's way better than a single extra multicast.
@@gray007nl I have never played the bazzar so this is really helpful thanks mate
None of us have played The Bazaar, that's why we watch NL.
@@gamingtime9716 Makes sense, thanks Mr Druid
RNG God: How many aquatic items do you want for Oceanic Rush?
Egg Man: Give me a friend with ammo
Please let`s start a petition to have the chocolate event not be in the middle position on the next patch
This might be a skip if you're allergic to chocolate
>has cove on the board
>"This is going very well"
My favorite part about watching NL play this game is when he says something about needing to upgrade or change his items and then continues to ignore shops in favor of chocolate bars and xp.
Dude wonders why his build is stagnating, maybe it's cause all you do is eat chocolate
Not even considering Water Wheel for a nanosecond over Cove is enough to Type A pill any chatter my god
EDIT: not even a few minutes later the game tried to make him reconsider and he ignored it. I'm ascending dude
This was definitely a run. So many chocolate bars too
waterwheel wouldn't have been an upgrade over cove. the ship was already perma hasted cause of the cloak and the cove was actually better since its CD was shorter it activated the large item haste skill sooner. Honestly he probably wanted to replace cove with crow's nest to get crit and life steal if anything.
@@dannyg282 Not the immediate board, no. But it would have opened up SO many other possible builds that could have easily gotten 10 wins, but alas our egg father keeps choosing chocolate even though the extra health has never saved a losing run for him so it prolly would not have mattered anyway
@@dannyg282 Cloak only hastes 1 thing, and it doesn't give multicast, with waterwheel he gets the multicast, can remove cove and build from there.
Bro i need to find someone who chooses me like NL chooses chocolates
chocostats is gonna have a field day with this one
Brother skipped 4 large shops and complained about not getting upgrades. Tragic.
Yeah IDK why NL does nothing but pick chocolate the whole match. Like he isnt looking for upgrades even though he says he wants them. Passed on multiple shops. Like there is a reason most people say Chocolate is bad. I respect NL to make semi decent players sometimes but my guy you gotta actually look for upgrades. The extra health stops being amazing after like Day 3.
free from the tyranny of the dooleys at last
here we go
There ain't no white flag above his door. He's in love (with the lighter), and always will be.
I paint my flag white, but I don't use paint
@@suakeli those who know: 💀
+2
SLAY THE SPIRE MENTIONED IM DYING
Imagine if chocolate clamera could exist? He would lose it
I'm a simple man. I see egg play my ghost, I like video
Holy hell, it's JustBlaneing in person!
"We're burning the ships" says NL while in the ship
this man chocolate addiction is out of control
He was so close to greatness. But unfortunately he decided to dance with the one that brought him
Bro LOVES chocolate
Buffs the cove and its good because it gives the boat time to get big.
@@Fummy007 chocolate is only good if you get the free bronzes to buff the cove. Otherwise you're wasting 10 gold and an opportunity to look for better items
He mentioned slay the spire the dream isn't dead yet boys!!
29:49 Did he seriosuly keep the lighter over the diamond jelly giving him + multicast 1
2:50 from personal experience, I'd say February is the chillest month for a guy like me
went from cove to upgrading the cloak into getting a burn skill for a bronze lighter, I love it
I've been binging these videos all day and was shocked to find a new episode
Love the REM reference, that is the content I'm here for
a new bazaar video with a pog song quoted in the title? COUNT ME IN (for those who don't know, White flag by Fall of Envy)
I hope he plays dooley once its been balanced and his vendetta has cooled off
10:57 Oh we could work at docks to get my thrill. Everybody wants a thrill. - Journey, Don't Stop Believing
40 seconds we are so locked in
I'm convinced he kept the bronze lighter purely for comment engagement
Balatro and Bazaar are the mobile duo to end all productivity forever
I'm a chocaholic and even I don't buy chocolate this much
Finally the hiatus ends, thank the egg lords.
I know Ennel wouldn't fall for the Lisan Al Gaib because of the way he talks about Monitor Lizard Dooley. He would try to take part in a conspiracy frfr
I paint my dooley red, but i don't use shit.
I like the pivot around 27:00, I've had lots of runs where I started out with a good Cove and ended up in Flagship. Cove can work for a while but you definitely want to swap it for Crow's Nest when you get the chance. I haven't seen whether you win or lose yet but no misplays detected
Local Egg discovers that defensive items prevent him from dying in one shot
1:18 he tried to fight the wolf but it spazzed out and sent him to flame dude
Would catfish not been a better friend with the 6 hastes popping off?
watching nl see a powder flask x grenade sitting next to eachother in a shop and only taking flask hurts when his dps came from narwal switchblade instead =\
We will keep taking golden chocolates until morale improves.
Most chocolate eaten in a vid?
He had the perfect line to drop the cloak and just didn't take it. .... type A chatter outing myself.
The way shadow cloak interacts with multicast is kinda crazy
I know R.E.M. but thats because every time they come on, my dad reminds me that their singer graduated from my high school
I'm starting to think that even if he broke bad and went Dooley, he couldn't get the meta build because he would take chocolate bars every time.
4:54
Sleep-deprived Andies in this work-a-day world be like:
He was offered several skills that could replace cloak and he didn't take any of them
That intro was the most type A I've ever seen NL.
I stay locked in for hot takes like "January is a chilly month"
I want Monitor Lizard nerfed so people realize the terror of a high investment Rocket Launcher
pogged up rem reference to start the day
The glancing is out of control
How does he always have something to say
I play each character.
I start with pig and go down the line.
Probably not the best way to do it.
But I only been playing for a week so I want to get to know each character’s kit
25:56 why did the flagship lost dmg after enchanting with radiant?
He had a temporary buff increasing his weapon damage by 25 for the day, after he enchanted the ship, the day rolled over and removed the damage buff
@@Erzule aw yes, you're right, ty
Commenters feasting with this wealth of Bazaar content
What bronze item is it this time?
Survey says, the lighter
Did he forget he mostly had lighter cause it was a tool? After he added Silencer, Jellyfish would have given the ship an extra multicast which is probably better than 6 DoT.
chocolate needs to be removed
help my egg grow
i wont put my hands up and surrender
that sound at 14:40 is breaking my brain
NL skipping crows nest gave me the vapors
The Godspeed reference came out of nowhere
34 minutes? This will be a quick 10 piece
NL, my buddy, my guy. There is no friend with ammo, you are not gonna find one.
NL we are all familiar with REM and their hit classic “The One I Love” circa 1987. Please make more REM references.
14:30 when you’re feeling extra silly in an online message
34 min bazaar vid titled i will go down with the ship? Already know how it ends.
Dooley? More like druley.
Me when the title is subtle foreshadowing
Chocolate, sweet sweet chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate…. I always HATED IT
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love, and always will be
My dog can't eat this one fellas
"It is January 6th which is an important day people" -Northernlion
Pivoting is worthless because the game is basically to get your 10 wins in a row or fight a dooley with way too much time in the kitchen. Go for an early game big number or perish. Beast of Burden and Regal Blade are amazing for ranked farming. Just buy and sell everything you can afford, and take free money often.
I hope there's a reference to White Flag by Dido in this one
@3:00 how does the opponent have a full rug on day 1
He doesn’t 😮
Having a big announcement on Jan 6 and calling the Apprentice (starring Donald Trump) hard. The vacation has done smth to NL
I miss SAP, egg but thank you for the content regardless.
The fall of the Dooleynation