3:37 That MIGHT be me. I own that shirt, my hair has always been floofed like that, and I was in a sack race in middle school where a lot of photos were taken.
Never thought my artwork would be stolen and recolored such a putrid shade of green! Without this video I wouldn’t have ever known my work was stolen. Thanks haha
He's probably sad because he knows with a price like that he'll never be purchased causing him to be stuck in the home he was brought too for all eternity never to be interacted with again
And now: Peter Knetter's Quotes of Amazon Shopping 0:00 Sad Crash... 0:02 TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?! 0:07 "Is the new dr. neo cortex plush from crash bandicoot" 0:11 "Comes?"
Hmmm thought that character looked familiar... 2:54 The character you are mentioning is a fan character by the artist GravityEnigma named Vash the Tundra Wolf, which was stolen, recoloured and illegally being sold for profit. Gravity’s characters get stolen quite a lot it seems... But it was never to the point of being sold on bootleg merchandise, at least from what I recall. She is currently in the proses of taking them down for copyright infringement. If anyone finds this colouring book please report it as quickly as you can! All help goes a long way.
It’s an egg Easter! When your about to fight asreal go back to Snowdin and talk to sans, then go back to the area where you fight asreal and save your game then go back and talk to sans in snowdin again then go to the place where you fight asreal and save then go to the place where you fight sans and save there then go back to the asreal place save then fight asreal and then when you beat it sans will get naked. You have to be in a pasifist route. Edit: I MENT EASER EGG NOT EGG EASTER Edit2: this is a joke don’t waste your time
Ah my favourite characters:
Sans
Pappierus
And Brown
I heard sans happy Rist and brown
Mah fave is sans orange AND BROWN
and *B R O W N*
Oh yes Brown is the best character you can also play him in the new Super Smash Bros. but he has a turtle shell on his back.
Its Papyrus 🙄🙄🙄😑🙄
3:37
That MIGHT be me. I own that shirt, my hair has always been floofed like that, and I was in a sack race in middle school where a lot of photos were taken.
Ultra oof
BRUH MOMENT
poor soul...
YOUR NOW ON AMAZON!
Congratulations on getting famous my dude
“Pokemon names”
Ah yes
The famous pokemon
Harley Quinn
Oh, and who could forget? Star Trek
What about tortoise ?
My personal favorite is batman
and then naked sans gaster blasts them all anyway so you waste money
Who could forget Son Goku
What about Susie and Jamie?
We got mommy,
Daddy
Sister.....
*Joshua*
The beat member of every family
*best
My younger brother’s name is Joshua, and I can tell you he is the absolute worst member of the family :)
@@arsonsnail I feel bad for you man.
He’s just not even a member of this family, he’s just Joshua.
It's worth the 10k for those eyebrows xD
Thicc eye🅱rows
And 1 for the rest
It's not crash bandicoot... It's Cash Banooca.
Yes
@@koni.K you would of called it bushy eye 🅱rows but yeah
Never thought my artwork would be stolen and recolored such a putrid shade of green! Without this video I wouldn’t have ever known my work was stolen. Thanks haha
Lol no kidding, dude. I'm buying the book, so I'll get to study your work I guess
Peter Knetter shame none of the profit goes to me but enjoy it for the memes lol
wow this is so stupid lol
Oh, so it's not Tails and Jet the Hawk mixed together?
@@peter_knetter hi I Love your Videos
4:51 I didn't know what to get you for Christmas this year, so I got you this box.
That's what I got you!
Spongebob! :0 :D
y o u g o t m e a b o x 😂 📦😍
2:56
Ah, yes, Tails
Otherwise known as one of my friends' stolen fan characters
Thanks, Amazon
Ah yes, “Tails” the Stolen OC
Tails is officially green now
Nobody:
Amazon: naked sans
My cousin legitimately has that thing. We call it the cursed entity
@@naplockblubba5369 That is gold
Lol
Uh
You put the jacket on the plush
"I don't remember tails being this green"
That's Manic.
That's actually a sonic oc
@@Radi0-chrry no that’s manic
@@Twister2849 It's a wolf character not a hedgehog.
You: "What could pawsibly go wrong"
Me: *gets Paw Patrol ad*
1:07
T H E R E W E R E B E T T E R T I M E S F O R A P A W P A T R O L A D
@Spaghetti Man wut
*[I got a dragon city ad and vita 👁👄👁]*
@@thatonesimpforflowerandlol725 *visible confusion*
8:05 I believe it's a Sims character. From either a Joel's Sims series or Isorrow's.
It's Mario from one of Joel's Sims 3 Videos
look at the title of it
That's fine and dandy but why the hell is it called "Mario Sonic Gaming Porn Pewdiepie Donald Trump Hentai Undefined"?! XD
@@truenothefox On Amazon?
@@uiytresen346 yeah
No one:
Amazon: ya want a naked sans
y e s p l e a s e
N o t h a n k y o u
Sans fangirls do
y e s
“Look pikachu! Psyduck is having another brain aneurysm!”
Peter-2019
tuch
😂😂😂
@SonDraFab same
*t o u c h*
Over there
Sad crash
*_TeN tHoUsAnD dOlLaRs_*
Yeah but it's with $5 shipping
He's probably sad because he knows with a price like that he'll never be purchased causing him to be stuck in the home he was brought too for all eternity never to be interacted with again
He is sad because you won't but him.
Bomb Bro The Plush The best part is the sellers name Mr. Ed’s Bargain Emporium
did you get it?
yes.
what did it cost?
TEN THOUSAND _D O L L A R S_
I HAVE THAT JAR JAR MASK
IM NOT JOKING IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF MY CATS
oh no kirb has a knife
O H. N O...
haha crap
No one:
Patter: Anime noises
5:42
Why just why
i love this comment too much also because im an otaku Lol
What!? Eh?! Diseh...!? That's me!
Sonic the Hedgehog style hat crotchet- Patter? Pah-eh- eh, heh?
That’s me!
3:26, i like how amazon wants peter to have a weird ass spyro costume
Fans:
Please Peter, give us power orange 3
Peter:
PLEASE?
Yes PWEASE
Please
Omg, who put Vinesauce Joel's beautiful recreation of Mario on a mug on Amazon?
It was me
Read the description of the mug. "Mario Sonic Gaming P*rn Pewdiepie Donald Trump H*ntai Undefined"
@@charlesamstutz4778 w
S p y r o
@@polygonplus9999 next "subscribe poop TH-cam trashcan despacito"
No one:
People that aimless wander into devientart: 3:16
ll yourdudesnicker ll do I plies Mianecrfre
@@tmanoutdoors8277 what?
Totes
Stop with the naked sans
@@tmanoutdoors8277 r/ihadastroke
Compony:We don’t know what this Pokémon’s name is
Employee:Don’t worry I know what to name him!
*TORTOISE*
ah yes compony
pony company
Patter the natter goes amazon shopping for the 4th time (2019 Colorized)
1969
0:58 i love how harley quinn is in the pokemon names
7:57 *Infinite:* I'm... not Minky.... I'M NOT MINKY.... *I'M... NOT... MINKY.... AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!*
Lol
4:43
3:16
2:07
2:11
Naked Sans: **exists**
Sans Fangirls: *hey.*
Sans fangirls fight to get that naked stuffed toy.
I have a sans plush that I can take the hoodie off
Lol I have a sans plush
They can *smash* sans *ultimately*
Oh no guys you know what that means
*PAPYRUS IS NEXT*
And now: Peter Knetter's Quotes of Amazon Shopping
0:00 Sad Crash...
0:02 TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
0:07 "Is the new dr. neo cortex plush from crash bandicoot"
0:11 "Comes?"
While Peter looks at Bubsy stuff on Amazon:
Nobody:
Peter: *eddie and the milkman*
Never knew you watch Patter too
1:08 I think I'll buy this book, what could pawssibly go wrong?
AHHHHHHH
I'd really buy this book.
I just love how you say "box" at 4:50, it makes me laugh all the time.
**bwoox**
Everyone: oval.
Patter: l o n g c i r c l e .
Hmmm thought that character looked familiar...
2:54 The character you are mentioning is a fan character by the artist GravityEnigma named Vash the Tundra Wolf, which was stolen, recoloured and illegally being sold for profit.
Gravity’s characters get stolen quite a lot it seems... But it was never to the point of being sold on bootleg merchandise, at least from what I recall.
She is currently in the proses of taking them down for copyright infringement.
If anyone finds this colouring book please report it as quickly as you can!
All help goes a long way.
Wait a tick, I know that bizarre faced mario anywhere! That's from Uncle Joel's Sims 3 streams!
“Why tortoise?”
*ingores the Harley Quinn , Batman , son goku , and Star Trek options*
2:00 did peter actually voice the Charlie the Unicorn series?
Sounds like it
Thats what I thought!!!
What the 🤮
That's why it sounded familiar it does sound like 'em my god XD
No one:
Amazon: want naked sans and sad bandicoot?
You forgot papy rus
And GLOD SANS mask
Gaming: ''The Amazon Trail''
Me: Well it sure is.
*Edit* omg... SO MENY LIKES?
I was going to say something about that
Good I wasnt the only that noticed that
Many*
"Why would you put Bubsy in your book?"
-What could possibly go wrong?
3:44 Well, I'm calling Jake Paul then. Just wait till he also confronts you!
"How to draw sonic guide book" i think paramount needs one of these
Poor Joshua... ever since he was adopted he never really fit into the family
epic
The dark web: shows disturbing items for sale
Amazon: Hold my beer
I mean these are weird but the Dark Web has like CP and mutilated bodies.
Oh my god, FINALLY! I've waited so long for Patter to make another Amazon Shopping video. THANK YOU PETER!
I’m a simple man
I see Peter going Amazon Shopping, I click
yeah but its with all his videos
very true for me but its when he releases every video not just amazon shopping
Yup.
"Happy kittens colouring book for toddlers and preschool children."
*_"THAT IS ONE HAPPY KITTEN IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE"_*
0:01 man, unibrows are so expensive
5:35 come on that was the perfect place to make a "uhhhhhh meow" joke
I like how this video has NO filler. Every bit of it is funny
“ Many good things you can buy at Amazon: Tech, Audio, Beauty, *DOG* “
edit: y'all awesome thanks!
How do you get bold letters
@@artemisthecat1432 you do * * before and after a word
Ok thanx bud
Lmao
*DO*
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history.
Me: 1:37
3:01 I actually have that book! I got it through a school book sale when I was in elementary school. Nostalgia 😃
6:35 bubsy,bubsy,Edie and the milk man,bubsy!!!
bruh 3 seconds within uploading and someone already disliked the video
Neonite DAMN my mans really against himself
2:09
If you look closely, you can see Sans is actually wearing a tank top.
You should probably look at Undertale/Deltarune plushies for the next Amazon Shopping video.
8:12
Party Till You Puke is an Andrew WK song and Sonic Youth is a No Wave band.
Interesting mash up of products based on New York Cities music scene
Naked Sans.
GET IT OFF THE VIDEO BEFORE YOU GET DEMONITIZED.
YOY
*Y O Y*
Okay guys, I get the idea.
*You are going to have a bad time on my bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Caps sands
4:49 OH MY GOAAASSSHHH YOU GOT ME A BOAAX!"
7:51 that ain't infinite, that's endless💀
Damn, that grandma is one dedicated woman if she's spending $9,999 on her grandson
"It looks good, but there is a Bubsy."
Nobody:
Peter: Pikachu look, look Psyduck's having another brain aneurysm
Touch
Peter: Look pikachu Phyduck is having a brain aneurism
Pikachu: 😯
Kid
Its psyduck
@@Monster-kg1ci I made this comment two years ago lmao, I was dumb back then
When I go to the under”tail” fandom: 3:17
Crash: 10k will make the pain go away.
Amazon: naked sans
Ebay: glod sans
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Glod sans was also Amazon.
So at 4:55 I legit wear that costume to work every day
P.S i am a sign spinner
8:06 *takes deep breath while laughing* BENEME NE
When i Saw Sonic and blaze together
Me: 8:06
I love these, they never fail to make me laugh. Please make more.
Dang, I choked about 10 times on my candy cane while watching this...
:')
i was literally JUST watching the shopping playlist and this came out :0 im psychic,,,
Ah yes my favorite Sonic character, Infinite the ScourgeHawk
No one:
Amazon: *ÑÅĶĔĐ §ÃŅŞ*
Category: *_Gaming_*
Game: *_The Amazon Trail_*
Well, that makes sense.
3:05 I think I know what I came here for.
I See A YTP Series Characters
3:19 OH SHIT POUL ANDERSON?
THAT BOOK IS PROBABLY ACTUALLY GOOD
Some day, Patter is actually going to buy something on Amazon.
8:52 "MEESA SMELL BURNT TOAST."
Fans: petter make another video of amazon shopping
Petter: *LIKE THIS* ?
8:05
Nobody:
Amazon:
"Mario Sonic Gaming Porn Pewdiepie Donald Trump Hentai Undefined"
i died when i saw that
Ghost_Fox 115 I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed that.
NinjiJump ✓ sameeee XD
Henry R same
Just why...?
I got a "power action Pikachu" ad at the start of this video
It’s an egg Easter! When your about to fight asreal go back to Snowdin and talk to sans, then go back to the area where you fight asreal and save your game then go back and talk to sans in snowdin again then go to the place where you fight asreal and save then go to the place where you fight sans and save there then go back to the asreal place save then fight asreal and then when you beat it sans will get naked. You have to be in a pasifist route.
Edit: I MENT EASER EGG NOT EGG EASTER
Edit2: this is a joke don’t waste your time
8:21 pause and look at bottom right corner
Mario sonic Donald trump PewDiePie porn mug? Explain that to me amazon
Amazon: *shows crappy jar jar binks mask*
Peter: *starts suffocating immediately*
3:10 sToP sUgGeStInG nAkEd sAnS !!!
3:17: StOp wItH ThE NaKeD SaNs !!!
"Sad Crash...."
"ten thOUSAND DOLLARS?!"
8:00 dafuq that horrortails picture scared me to hell😳😱💀
9:08 jes exactly my reaction 😂
Peter: 4:25 oh no they're gonna crush him *Mario Run*
my dumb ass: *wheezing*
That moment at 2:04 when Patter sounds like the blue and pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.
*STOP IT WITH THE NAKED SANS*
Hey! Patter's not kirby!
*I AM KIRBY!*
You photoshopped it yourself!!!
2:00 peter sounds like the pink and/or blue horse from charlie the unicorn
8:23 from one of Joel's (from vinesause) Sims stream s
Vintage Vinesauce memes from The Sims 3. Classic dong.
I just like how the amazon trail is just... there.
I never laughed harder! How you find these things is just amazing :)
Category: *Gaming*
Game: *The Amazon Trail*
9,999$ for a sad crash bandicoot plushie WHAT!
8:10
*Amy ready to crack some skulls.*
5:21 ….no fur suits are usualy $1000 or more.....not $172.99
Ah yes, my favorite Bowser:
He stopped breathing about a week ago