Cronos : "he keeps his head down" Rage : "He has to because his fucking forehead is big" you DON'T joke about someones big forehead when your band mate is Cronos
Cronos: "I thought something went horribly wrong in a brothel one day, that's what I heard, there's all these rumors." the fact that they are considered to be the Godfathers of Black Metal and can still joke around is partly why I got into Venom
Yeah their market isn't strong here in the US as it is elsewhere. It was never really strong here to begin with, except for the early 80s when they inspired most of the thrash bands. They've always been a band known for their partying and their brutal honesty. Though lineups have changed, the core of Venom has never shifted, still a band true to themselves
These guys fucking make me laugh, especially Cronos. There geordie accents and funny personality seal the deal XD. Even when they are not happy, they still make me laugh XD!!!
I’m 46 .Solid dad.3 kids.Ive just began my RETURN to VENOM.Couldnt Be happier.They scared the shit out of me IN THE BEST WAY WHENI WAS 13,my little bro Daymin too.I think I’d like to go fishing with Cronos,Abbadon and mantas.Good company that lot!
@@burningthefields Abaddon stopped, but for Mantas is still with "Venom Inc". Saw them with Abbadon. Tony Dolan plays the bass and does the vocals. I actually much prefer Venom Inc. live nowadays compared to Venom.
these guys started black metal....their early eighties mtv video scared the shit out of me ....with the satanic imagery....i kept listening though....been a fan ever since...
***** the point i wanted to make here is occult content of their videos at the time....besides pentagram in the 70's....venom used occult symbols ..to what would become black metal
Ha ha Classic Cronos still the same as on the ultimate revenge video from years back, cracking jokes and taking the piss outta people, I'd love to slug a few beers back with this lot, they'd have you cracking up with laughter after a couple of Newkeys!
"Vomitted on a dog" hahhahha!!! With the imagination and sense of humour these lads have, it's no wonder they release a new album ev'ry second year or so! Respect.
I must say I've met people with personalities similar to Cronos and you just know it, they are just the type that others like being around and people just feel as if nothing will go wrong because they are such a strong presence.
Thrash exists because of Black Sabbath Sabotage album, notably the song Symptom of the Universe. Moreover, bands like Judas Priest and Motorhead paved the way to it.
These guys are legend, they're music is just extremely good, and both black metal and welcome to hell are like the best contribution to metal music ever!...
Thank you for posting this dude, I needed laugh for tonight! Great outro song too, not enough Ramones fans in the world. Cheers and a chin chin gentledudes! -Tim "The Fresh Prince of Darkness" Ficker
"Hard Steel" Even the name sounds too fucking Generic to a real band with real talent. They do have a TH-cam video. I checked it out-It was nothing to write home about, the singer sucks the music sounded run in the mill generic average, below average production Cronos knows that in order to survive in the music biz, you still have to follow rules-don't shit or piss off fellow musicians, cause they can give you a bad rap Really that is a rule for basic human existance that is unviversal. It doesn't matter how you make a living. Guess the dude screwed over the wrong man. Good Job Cronos - put the fucks under a microscope, for the world to see! I hate posers or lip synchers. I hate 2 faced people Only part I didn't care for was the part when they mentioned Stryper. Anybody who talks negative about Stryper hasn't listened to their recent stuff. They have evolved into something much more than a pretty boy Christian Glam band. They have gone more classic metal , like some old Priest or Maiden, but it isn't a ripoff. because they are seasoned musicians in their 50's. I am more of a Styrper fan now than I ever was in the 80's-I think they kick major as now
I get your point, but their whole thing is that they're not a band with any recognisable talent, Steel Panther for example are a parody band who are all really good at their instruments, but in a way, Hard Steel are taking the piss out of the piss take bands.
+Shaun Weiss I have to agree with you on that. Some fool suggest I listen to them, because I like classic metal. They didn't cut the mustard for me, kinda like a bad immation of all the classic metal bands I know, with suckass lyrics, get bored with them very quickly
I wish I could see Venom live. But every time they supposedly come to Vancouver Canada they cancel. Hopefully one day we'll be lucky to see them. PISS ME OFF. Its almost as though I wished the band never existed.
Mantas now has a band called M-pire of evil and Abaddon I'm not so sure. Mantas' band was supposed to play around here in Pennsylvania with Raven and Sinister Realm on the 21'st of October but he had trouble with his visa so they cancelled.
The problem with people who can't UNDERSTAND that BM didn't have to sound like Pure Holocaust or De Mysteriis to be BM , back in 1981, is big as freakin Moby Dick(head). Of course that, chronologically speaking, they were aligned with nwobhm, but they were more eager in freakin destroy it rather than join the Leppard/Tygers baycityrolling shite! I, as an 18-yr old then, perceived and absorbed the Black Metal present on the 1st 3 albums. It's Black Metal from the years between 1981 and 84, to put it down to present-day IQ levels. I don't mind if ''they'' call it ProtoBM, or Black Heavy Metal, or HeavyBlackMetal, or any other kitchensink-drama excuse they may find to glorify Euronymous (or Quorthon, for that matter). Even Razorfist, who's still a young guy, can agree - Venom did it 1st, DTFWI!
Anyone has their own choices. But when it comes to metal..there's no such thing as "Beautiful rainbows,make up and colorful flowers" to look feminine. As far as the heavy metal music is concern, there's no room for false ones. And metal isn't a fairy tale full of Barbie fucking story..it's about thickness, talent,passion, horror, heavy, speed, death and etc. I love venom all my life and they contributed well in the heavy metal genre. Horns up!!! Venom fucking rules.
Geordie accents are funny to you? Funny, like they amuse you? No, what.. funny how, like a clown? Tell me, what the FUCK is so funny about Geordie accents? ;-)
Markus Power my comment was not on the stupid video!! read the comments then think about what you said about my comment!! dumdass!!!!!! don't comment on shit you don't know !! tyvfm!!
Cronos singing voice: Evil
Cronos speaking voice: Yeah ay wot m8
That's the typical Geordie accent.
"Hes got hands like fuckin' SPAM"
Nobody can insult people like a bunch of Englishmen. I was laughing the whole time.
the bald guy is definitely irish
@@ironside8375 like fuck he is.
@@ironside8375He’s from Newcastle in England
@@ironside8375false
Their accents were already getting me 🤣
"He was trying to sell his kidney or something and they took his leg instead." The way they did this with straight faces - fuckin hilarious !
Cronos : "he keeps his head down"
Rage : "He has to because his fucking forehead is big"
you DON'T joke about someones big forehead when your band mate is Cronos
*****
venom is thrash metal , i hope you know it
i think i understood a little :))
well , yes , they started black metal genre because of their album "black metal" . BUT , they are thrash all the way
D-S- TW no, just old british heavy rock n roll.
D-S-TW why does it matter
D-S-TW They coined the term of Black Metal. Bathory did the rest. Venom didn't start the genre. Still very influential.
These guys are friggin hilarious. Not only are they great musicians, but they actually have a sense of humor and a personality as well.
"Not only are they great musicians"
Oh, my sweet summer child...
Lol..venom is incredible thier music is undeafeatable love it
Great musicians 😂he can barely play bass
@@williamsmith666they definetly are great musicians if they invented two whole genres mate
@@grismaa1000 Which two genres did they invent? (Oh no. Don't say it...)
They have great accents
@Metal Morphine Newcastle.
Yeah, close to scottish accent i think.
Da imaju hahahaha
2 Geordies and 1 South Yorkshire.
Geordies.
Never rip off Cronos...
105% agreed
Somebody should've told that to Bathory...
Look at Kronos face when they are talking abour forehead ;D
Cronos with a K ??!!
I believe he spells him name like this: C-R-O-N-O-S
I don’t think there was a K there, darling...
@@carolinebutler6776 Well Cronos the greek god can be spelled with a K
he's like "ok boy that's enough" 🤣
Hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah Cronos só cool
Cronos: "I thought something went horribly wrong in a brothel one day, that's what I heard, there's all these rumors."
the fact that they are considered to be the Godfathers of Black Metal and can still joke around is partly why I got into Venom
@dormie basne indeed
@dormie basne imagine how seriously you take Euronymous and his trolling shit
@@raakareiska9804 right?
"The drummer from deaf leopard only has one arm." That's great and all but the drummer from Hard Steel only has one leg.
" def Leppard"
And 1 ball
Isn't drumming with one hand harder? I'm not a drummer so excuse me if I am wrong
@@jamespell1138 I don't play drums but considering that there were drummers who playing with one kick it can't be as hard as playing with one arm
@@TheOnlyHollywood1 true. but I watched the video and it was clear it was a joke lol I completely missed it
You’d think this was some random interview with some cool dudes you knew at school or in some tavern instead of cult legends. Very laid back.
There's only one legend in that video. The other two are "plug & play" musicians.
1:19 - FUN FACT: The middle dude is actually Gary Busey.
+Paul Leach YES loll its true.
So true
Oh right, thought they meant Abbadon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happened the to original drummer?
I'm proud to be 40 mins from Newcastle where these dudes formed. Its so good to have such legends so close to home
Could you spit at them on my behalf?
"One leg and one ball, isn't it ?" 🙈😂
Oh, that was comedy gold! Cronos is a natural comedian, for damned sure, and those awesome Geordie accents only made it better. I laughed my ass off!
“They were three actual lemonades and he got pissed”
Is Cronos cool or is he just drunk as hell?
Both actually lol
Really? I'd love him to come down to Dallas sometime...I think Venom is one of those bands that doesn't tour anymore, they just play festivals
Yeah their market isn't strong here in the US as it is elsewhere. It was never really strong here to begin with, except for the early 80s when they inspired most of the thrash bands. They've always been a band known for their partying and their brutal honesty. Though lineups have changed, the core of Venom has never shifted, still a band true to themselves
Yes.
Go to our channel and check out the Hard steel webisodes
These guys fucking make me laugh, especially Cronos. There geordie accents and funny personality seal the deal XD. Even when they are not happy, they still make me laugh XD!!!
Cronos sings totally different than the way he speaks!!!
You gotta love Venom
Crazy bastards crack me up
These guys would be a riot to party with
I’m 46 .Solid dad.3 kids.Ive just began my RETURN to VENOM.Couldnt Be happier.They scared the shit out of me IN THE BEST WAY WHENI WAS 13,my little bro Daymin too.I think I’d like to go fishing with Cronos,Abbadon and mantas.Good company that lot!
For those who are going to look up this band.....don't venom made the most accurate description of this band. They suck lol
so wheres venom?
@@eetchit6034
Idk lol all I see is Cronos and two cool musicians. Where tf are Mantas and Abaddon at?
@@burningthefields Abaddon stopped, but for Mantas is still with "Venom Inc". Saw them with Abbadon. Tony Dolan plays the bass and does the vocals. I actually much prefer Venom Inc. live nowadays compared to Venom.
So what band was it?
@@satan3950 3 years but you know... Hard Steel
Funny indeed.... I always like to see musicians of dark music with sharp-witted humor.
these guys started black metal....their early eighties mtv video scared the shit out of me ....with the satanic imagery....i kept listening though....been a fan ever since...
***** the point i wanted to make here is occult content of their videos at the time....besides pentagram in the 70's....venom used occult symbols ..to what would become black metal
Ha ha Classic Cronos still the same as on the ultimate revenge video from years back, cracking jokes and taking the piss outta people, I'd love to slug a few beers back with this lot, they'd have you cracking up with laughter after a couple of Newkeys!
Epic trolling if u ask me :) And i bet a bunch of peeps fell for it hehe
Hail Venom
Feels like an hour of entertainment from only four minutes of piss taking, what a fucking riot.
LOL! This sounds like "Spinal Tap."
He's like ''I swear to Christ'' HAHAHAHHA
Is cronos smoking weed ? lol
New drinking game: everytime they say "fuck" or "fucking", take a shot. Happy hangover! XD
Happy dying, you mean.
"Vomitted on a dog" hahhahha!!! With the imagination and sense of humour these lads have, it's no wonder they release a new album ev'ry second year or so! Respect.
I love hearing Cronos talk sh*t about posers.
You know this is a piss take right? lol
1:19 "we caught our old drummer there actually" wait what
I LOVE THE INTERVIEW. THANKS ALLOT.
I must say I've met people with personalities similar to Cronos and you just know it, they are just the type that others like being around and people just feel as if nothing will go wrong because they are such a strong presence.
i know exactly what you are talking about
if it wasn't for venom their would be no thrash or black metal
Nor way
Mustafa Essayed nor electronic-pornojazzcore
dimmu borgir
Not even Deep Purple
Thrash exists because of Black Sabbath Sabotage album, notably the song Symptom of the Universe. Moreover, bands like Judas Priest and Motorhead paved the way to it.
Hard Steel is the funniest parody metal comedy since Spinal Tap.
I wish it didn't end that way. There should be more episodes
These guys are legend, they're music is just extremely good, and both black metal and welcome to hell are like the best contribution to metal music ever!...
You've got a lot to listen to....
Thank you for posting this dude, I needed laugh for tonight! Great outro song too, not enough Ramones fans in the world. Cheers and a chin chin gentledudes!
-Tim "The Fresh Prince of Darkness" Ficker
We love you CRONOS!!! REAL METAL!!
"Hands like fucking spam" LMAO
"Hard Steel" Even the name sounds too fucking Generic to a real band with real talent.
They do have a TH-cam video. I checked it out-It was nothing to write home about, the singer sucks
the music sounded run in the mill generic average, below average production
Cronos knows that in order to survive
in the music biz, you still have to follow rules-don't shit or piss off fellow musicians, cause they can give you a bad rap
Really that is a rule for basic human existance that is unviversal. It doesn't matter how you make a living. Guess the dude screwed over the wrong man. Good Job Cronos - put the fucks under a microscope, for the world to see! I hate posers or lip synchers. I hate 2 faced people
Only part I didn't care for was the part when they mentioned Stryper. Anybody who talks negative about Stryper
hasn't listened to their recent stuff. They have evolved into something much more than a pretty boy Christian Glam band.
They have gone more classic metal , like some old Priest or Maiden, but it isn't a ripoff. because they are seasoned musicians
in their 50's. I am more of a Styrper fan now than I ever was in the 80's-I think they kick major as now
Hard Steel is à parodic band... DOUCHE !
+rbagel55 IT'S. A. SPOOF.
Are you dumb? it's all a JOKE
I get your point, but their whole thing is that they're not a band with any recognisable talent, Steel Panther for example are a parody band who are all really good at their instruments, but in a way, Hard Steel are taking the piss out of the piss take bands.
Six String Samurai if its a joke then its still a joke theyre not even a real band
Brilliant band - hope they continue playing and recording for many years to come.
"You fuckin jokin aren't ya" I love Cronos 😂
I can't help but like Venom. If you want to talk Spinal Tap go Manowar. The most boring stiff band you could listen to
Shaun Weiss UB a bitch.
+Shaun Weiss I have to agree with you on that. Some fool suggest I listen to them, because I like classic metal.
They didn't cut the mustard for me, kinda like a bad immation of all the classic metal bands I know, with suckass lyrics, get bored with them very quickly
Manowar lol
Manowar's first record is funny! It's Macho Metal!!!
Venom calling out on posers like Hard Steel
Venom always did the BEST interviews!!
I wish I could see Venom live. But every time they supposedly come to Vancouver Canada they cancel. Hopefully one day we'll be lucky to see them.
PISS ME OFF. Its almost as though I wished the band never existed.
“He says its a cup of tea, but we know its not”
Mantas now has a band called M-pire of evil and Abaddon I'm not so sure. Mantas' band was supposed to play around here in Pennsylvania with Raven and Sinister Realm on the 21'st of October but he had trouble with his visa so they cancelled.
There is nothing more British than this. We are absolute pottymouths for one of the most polite and mannered nations on Earth.
I want to see a fight between Count Cronos and Count Orlok. Honestly, I got money on Cronos.
What makes this even more funny is the insults being spoken with Geordie accents
Cronos, if you had only kept quiet, I would never have seen that video. Yeesh!
I won't be listening to Hard steel then
Cronos is about as cool as you can possibly get bro.
Do you guys know that this is a parody right?
what ever became of the original line-up? i am curious about Mantas and Abaddon in a "where are they now?" sense.
i think a child crying is more metal than fucking hard steel.
If they were playing in my backyard, I'd shut the curtains on it.
Greatest put down ever...
this sounds like it could be an outtake from spinal tap!!😂😂
comparing a dude’s drumming to operating a crane. that was funny \m/
if you close your eyes it sounds like a typical conversation in witcher 3
The vocals of chromos can never be compared to anyone
who the fuck is chromos
@@808crypt sounds like he has some extra chromosomes
@@808cryptchromos, the vocalist/bass player for the Chromosomes
3:09 is killing me
Anyone From NEWCASTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!
i am
DNA GENETICS yes
Cronos is a trip.
this makes me so proud to be a newcastle metalhead
I can't help it but I just have to laugh at the swearing in their accent. 0:16 priceless :D
what is the song playing at the beginning?
This reminds me of 'Spinal Tap'. By the way, where is the drummer of Venom from? Is he from Manchester? I know the other 2 members are from Newcastle.
Sheffield
kickthestoat Many thanks for this. Take care
The problem with people who can't UNDERSTAND that BM didn't have to sound like Pure Holocaust or De Mysteriis to be BM , back in 1981, is big as freakin Moby Dick(head). Of course that, chronologically speaking, they were aligned with nwobhm, but they were more eager in freakin destroy it rather than join the Leppard/Tygers baycityrolling shite! I, as an 18-yr old then, perceived and absorbed the Black Metal present on the 1st 3 albums. It's Black Metal from the years between 1981 and 84, to put it down to present-day IQ levels. I don't mind if ''they'' call it ProtoBM, or Black Heavy Metal, or HeavyBlackMetal, or any other kitchensink-drama excuse they may find to glorify Euronymous (or Quorthon, for that matter). Even Razorfist, who's still a young guy, can agree - Venom did it 1st, DTFWI!
Anyone has their own choices. But when it comes to metal..there's no such thing as "Beautiful rainbows,make up and colorful flowers" to look feminine. As far as the heavy metal music is concern, there's no room for false ones. And metal isn't a fairy tale full of Barbie fucking story..it's about thickness, talent,passion, horror, heavy, speed, death and etc. I love venom all my life and they contributed well in the heavy metal genre. Horns up!!! Venom fucking rules.
Loved this series. Was there ever a hard steel ep? If so where can I get hold of it? ( this is not a joke)
My first metal band
"who?"
you fucking joking aren't ya?"
always cracks me up😁
low laughter threshhold?
crumbly dumpling I just like the way he says it it's funny to me
Geordie accents are funny to you? Funny, like they amuse you? No, what.. funny how, like a clown? Tell me, what the FUCK is so funny about Geordie accents? ;-)
crumbly dumpling calm down dude I didn't mean it in a bad way
crumbly dumpling you're a good fella ;)
Track at start ?
Had never even heard of Hard Steel so far.
because they are fake. the band is trolling.
Moral of the story. Don’t piss off Geordies
I want these guys to do a review on the vegan teacher.
dave the raven.. lol
what do you think about the Band "Hard Steel".-.##+ WHO !!!!????
ROFL
venom is the real deal band.... my first time listening to them made me freak out......
ty, M-pire of evil, I'll check it out.
I like it how Stuart La Rage Dion when he hears the band name hard steel he just goes pftt & cronos is like who LOL
Did you even read the description?
They get people to talk shit about them for their video.
Cronos is like a real life longhair Begbie
Lovely blokes. Wouldn't mind a pint with 'em. *I'm referring to Venom of course.
Be carefully cronos will try to touch you under table!
These guys should have their own show
Can somebody put subtitles please!
venom bad? they were first on thrash mid 70's no venom no death got it , Google it!!!!
True, well said. Think they formed in the late 70's, 1979 I think. 1982's Black Metal was a seminal album.
Maybe you should have watched the video first..
Markus Power my comment was not on the stupid video!! read the comments then think about what you said about my comment!! dumdass!!!!!! don't comment on shit you don't know !! tyvfm!!
robert conary Omg that's no reason to get rude, ffs. Good day, sir.
FluttershyBTK say wtf
Can someone please tell me what the opening riff is?
Venom is pretty good
Challenge: Take a shot every time Venom swears in this video
This is like a scene from the office. Chris finch all over
Is Cronos actually Bob Mortimer in a wig?
Otto was in Stryper??
I met Danny the drummer in a local club in 2018,he was a canny bloke.